Democrats Meet To Figure Out What To Do Differently In 2028

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The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee

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@westnile21
@westnile21 Ай бұрын
“Latinx” is the cringiest thing I’ve ever heard and as a Hispanic man I can’t stand it.
@jonathanlong6987
@jonathanlong6987 Ай бұрын
I’m not Latin in any sense. I can’t stand it either.
@whozyourdaddy
@whozyourdaddy Ай бұрын
If you think that's cringe, you're gonna love "womXn." It's like feminism but even more insane.
@FamousWolfe
@FamousWolfe Ай бұрын
As a Puerto Rican man, I can’t stand the term Latinx either. It’s incredibly insulting and ridiculous.
@rjlt4841
@rjlt4841 Ай бұрын
Latinay will go over so much better. 😂😂😂
@chrisazure1624
@chrisazure1624 Ай бұрын
Latinz, that's got ring.
@TheMemoryPolice
@TheMemoryPolice Ай бұрын
This is no longer Satire. Its a documentary
@ChristInOrChaos
@ChristInOrChaos Ай бұрын
I have a theory, though, that the Dims are going to pivot and run a "moderate" candidate next time. One who will say all the right things for their base, and for the more moderate voters like many Independents and Classic Liberal types. Of course the person won't really be moderate, but will only present themselves as such to win back those who voted for Trump this time. They will drop some of the extreme positions from their rhetoric. They're dumb, but not dumb enough to want to keep losing.
@plumbthumbs9584
@plumbthumbs9584 Ай бұрын
Documentary? This is Watergate level wire-tapping! How'd they get all those Go-Pro's into DNC headquarters?
@robinfrench5158
@robinfrench5158 Ай бұрын
So sad and such true it is a documentary
@ByeByeBS
@ByeByeBS Ай бұрын
@@ChristInOrChaos His name is Greasy Gavin.
@ChristInOrChaos
@ChristInOrChaos Ай бұрын
@@ByeByeBS Ha! Good name for him!
@Musicman-y7v
@Musicman-y7v Ай бұрын
Every 4 years ..... Abortion and racism. Im 64 and this is all that I can recall.
@robruss62
@robruss62 Ай бұрын
And Republicans want to take away Social Security so old people can just die in the gutter while zillionaires and trillionares pay no taxes... And they want the military industrial complex to take all the money, while also being pro Russians want to weaken the military...
@robertd9850
@robertd9850 Ай бұрын
Well there was the Viet Nam war thing long ago as well as ACTUAL women's rights issues so they used to at least sometimes have an argument. Now they're just nuts.
@bangalor1
@bangalor1 Ай бұрын
Oh, yeah, and there’s the whole “ anyone but Trump “. thing
@larrygonzales821
@larrygonzales821 Ай бұрын
Don't forget "it's the taxes". Lol
@stephenjames2159
@stephenjames2159 Ай бұрын
That's not true they also include sexism and nationalism, also if you're a nerd you have the added fun of being told that all your hobbies have always been political and that you're just not smart enough to recognize it before.
@Kissfan96dr
@Kissfan96dr Ай бұрын
You guys are 10 times better than SNL
@johnryman-f3c
@johnryman-f3c Ай бұрын
100
@KingRandor82
@KingRandor82 Ай бұрын
Not a high bar to set, but....
@josephg.3370
@josephg.3370 Ай бұрын
SNL is disgusting
@italia689
@italia689 29 күн бұрын
Or MAD
@ian.swift.31614
@ian.swift.31614 29 күн бұрын
different format
@dave3657
@dave3657 28 күн бұрын
“..because they’re wrong not to like it,” 😂 Classic.
@elichabassol5238
@elichabassol5238 Ай бұрын
"They're wrong not to like it." Their entire worldview in a nutshell.
@Columbus1152
@Columbus1152 Ай бұрын
Kinda like, "you'll have nothing and be happy" Yeah! it works!
@Crystal11Skulls
@Crystal11Skulls Ай бұрын
To be fair, that's what I think whenever someone is against Capitalism. 😆 Though I can articulate reasons why they are wrong.
@MaskOfCinder
@MaskOfCinder Ай бұрын
100%
@dbsommers1
@dbsommers1 Ай бұрын
@@Crystal11Skulls It's perfectly fine to not like it for its flaws, but every replacement has been far worse and more flawed.
@Crystal11Skulls
@Crystal11Skulls Ай бұрын
@@dbsommers1 I have to disagree. The only flaw is crony capitalism, which isn't capitalism itself. Capitalism itself is flawless, and to not like it, is wrong. This where I would say, "You're wrong not to like it." Though I appreciate your willingness to admit there's no better replacement.
@Heartwing37
@Heartwing37 Ай бұрын
This is why the party’s mascot is a donkey…
@Musicman-y7v
@Musicman-y7v Ай бұрын
The poor donkey, which is actually a smart animal.
@chrismclean4789
@chrismclean4789 Ай бұрын
@@Musicman-y7v Smart but lazy, in other words, dirty deeds done dirt cheap
@juliusfucik4011
@juliusfucik4011 Ай бұрын
​@@chrismclean4789 Donkeys are not lazy. They are highly protective of the animals they live among and will kill cougars without much trouble.
@Musicman-y7v
@Musicman-y7v Ай бұрын
@chrismclean4789 Actually, donkeys are hard workers . Maybe you are trying to compare them to the Dems.
@Celtic_Spartan
@Celtic_Spartan Ай бұрын
Hey man that's uncalled for, you shouldn't associate donkeys with these lunatics.
@markmunroe-hz8rf
@markmunroe-hz8rf Ай бұрын
Come on Babylon Bee. Stop making reality, again. Also, stop giving Democrats new ideas.
@abajoelcomunismo6677
@abajoelcomunismo6677 Ай бұрын
Exactly. That's now a new idea. Dangerous 🤯
@anthonyscully2998
@anthonyscully2998 Ай бұрын
What are you talking about. They set up hidden cameras at democrat meetings. Every one knows that
@stickmandaninacan
@stickmandaninacan Ай бұрын
Genuinely expecting to start seeing them switch to using latinè
@Contortionfan11
@Contortionfan11 Ай бұрын
It’s fine they won’t listen.
@rucker69
@rucker69 Ай бұрын
@@stickmandaninacan I hope you know the accent goes the other way lol
@siracusariskmanagement
@siracusariskmanagement Ай бұрын
Liberalism, a chronic solution in search of a problem.
@MathewSteeleAtheology
@MathewSteeleAtheology 25 күн бұрын
Yep there are dumb liberals, too. I don't know why that surprises anyone. The real problems of the world are due to stupidity and selfishness, and that can happen in any belief system.
@Tennysystem
@Tennysystem 17 күн бұрын
That's leftism, but yes.
@TiGGowich
@TiGGowich Ай бұрын
The sad thing is that this is exactly how I imagine these people are actually having conversations
@noahengelstad1253
@noahengelstad1253 Ай бұрын
It’s simple. We need more celebrities!
@Dustin_McNab
@Dustin_McNab Ай бұрын
Yes, lean more on celebrities. Do the rules say the presidential candidate must participate in the debates directly? They're too busy giving speeches at rallies. We can have John Stewart or Beyonce debate instead.
@carlp.6196
@carlp.6196 Ай бұрын
They almost had me with The Avengers. They just needed the Justice League and the election would have gone to Kamala. Nobody can resist the power of the Batman.
@JohnShalamskas
@JohnShalamskas Ай бұрын
All the twisted leftist celebrities are fleeing America. As they should. Assuming we can extradite them, do we really want them back?
@BnORailFan
@BnORailFan Ай бұрын
The election fund only has $1 billion. They can't afford to spend more on celebrities.
@grinderthree226
@grinderthree226 Ай бұрын
Throw one more diddy party
@stevemonkey6666
@stevemonkey6666 Ай бұрын
I think that "shouting even louder" is the way to go. I very strongly suggest the the Democrats go with this strategy 👍
@julianbrabsche728
@julianbrabsche728 Ай бұрын
Not gonna lie this worked out well for Trump.
@nagillim7915
@nagillim7915 Ай бұрын
It worked for the last 10 years. Why change a winning strategy? 😂
@NoYamOnus
@NoYamOnus Ай бұрын
The O'Riely method... it could work.
@philsmith3827
@philsmith3827 Ай бұрын
Yes, absolutely, since they are Sooooo much smarter than the rest of America.
@brunetteXer
@brunetteXer Ай бұрын
also, actually get proud abortion users to detail their abortions in public statements, and proclaim how wonderful their lives are without kids! we really need to see more of those personal testimonies, that'll really sway us.
@ragingsilence7
@ragingsilence7 Ай бұрын
Hello, I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.
@RIPTurhaAKACryptidHunter
@RIPTurhaAKACryptidHunter Ай бұрын
Hello, I'm Kamala Harris, and I think this message is racist and not woke enough! 🤣
@dcpunisher4781
@dcpunisher4781 Ай бұрын
Why are you fascinated with McDonalds? What do you think of In N Out on the West coast? You are practically Bruce Wayne so you can fly all the time so the geographical restrictions shouldn't be an excuse.
@Batmann_
@Batmann_ Ай бұрын
@@dcpunisher4781 In-N-Out is better!
@jhonnygsantes8678
@jhonnygsantes8678 Ай бұрын
I think Donald Trump likes McDonald's because it has "Donald" in it (yes, pun is intended)
@DK-pb7tr
@DK-pb7tr Ай бұрын
Thank you sir
@alanmuxlow7093
@alanmuxlow7093 25 күн бұрын
Avoiding the Joe Rogan Podcast was the BEST decision Kamala made. Can you imagine her trying to talk like a real human for 3 hours?! She would have gotten negative votes! 😂
@nagillim7915
@nagillim7915 Ай бұрын
Does this qualify as satirical when it's literally what's happening?
@jackx4311
@jackx4311 Ай бұрын
Good question - and I honestly don't know how to answer it!
@shane99ca
@shane99ca Ай бұрын
That just enriches the irony.
@Dragon_Lair
@Dragon_Lair 29 күн бұрын
It’s hard to make fun of the democrats. They’ll take your hyperbole and play it straight.
@shane99ca
@shane99ca 29 күн бұрын
@@Dragon_Lair And in so doing, enmesh themselves even further. Granted the victory would be more satisfying were the competition stiffer.
@thomasstump2485
@thomasstump2485 28 күн бұрын
Well... Somebody sure as heck needs to yell at you louder 😒
@tuomasholo
@tuomasholo Ай бұрын
My message to democrats is don’t change a thing. MAGA
@mrmartin2079
@mrmartin2079 Ай бұрын
Exactly this 😂😂
@Piano218-zzz
@Piano218-zzz Ай бұрын
Well they are going to sho u a ting o too. They will shave their heads, and refuse to procreate! Brilliant!
@TheZombiesAreComing
@TheZombiesAreComing Ай бұрын
My message to the dems is go live in China, they'll all be happier there.
@Brett.D
@Brett.D Ай бұрын
Quote: Kamala Hanson
@TheBanshee90
@TheBanshee90 Ай бұрын
I'm just glad we will get to replace a couple lib justices when the Republicans win in 28 and 32.
@StPeterICC
@StPeterICC Ай бұрын
How did you guys manage to install this hidden camera into the Dem headquarters?😮
@ellencook1658
@ellencook1658 Ай бұрын
Ask Dick Nixon. It’s bound to work this time!
@aspirecan4829
@aspirecan4829 Ай бұрын
@@StPeterICC DUH! It's Trump's fault! 🤣🤣🤣
@jonadabtheunsightly
@jonadabtheunsightly Ай бұрын
Too easy. They're all using cellphones. You just call up a favor from the CCP and you're in :-)
@josephsharp5678
@josephsharp5678 Ай бұрын
​@@aspirecan4829Of course. Every problem in the World is Trumps fault 😅
@aspirecan4829
@aspirecan4829 Ай бұрын
@@josephsharp5678 😂😂😂 Exactly!
@brianjonker510
@brianjonker510 29 күн бұрын
We are still going to call it "....." because they are wrong not to like it! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT
@robertlackar
@robertlackar Ай бұрын
I´m mexican, and I loved this video.
@tomspiegel5322
@tomspiegel5322 Ай бұрын
"But we're still gonna call it that amongst ourselves because we're right." I have no trouble believing a Democrat would actually say this...or that a room full of over a dozen Democrats would agree.
@ccvcharger
@ccvcharger Ай бұрын
I have a feeling Democrats have been saying that exact line ever since Lincoln freed the slaves.
@potcrak1
@potcrak1 Ай бұрын
Before a room full of Black White Brown Red Yellow LGBTQG+ Dems you need Five or six White Anglo Saxon Protestant Progressives to tell them what's best for them.
@detah1
@detah1 Ай бұрын
Not just agree. But they would all applaud. Who knows, they might even break out into one of those finger snapping applauses, depending on precisely how woke the group is.
@ysf-d9i
@ysf-d9i Ай бұрын
the ones who don't "get it" will start agreeing immediately after seeing what others do. Like Doug.
@jacobreppert7511
@jacobreppert7511 26 күн бұрын
This is literally why Pramila Jayapal said she now opposes abolishing the filibuster but would be open to it again when they Dems have power again. She basically made this exact comment.
@kevinsb70
@kevinsb70 Ай бұрын
The problem was they were not elitist enough. Expect more in 2026
@danbardos3498
@danbardos3498 Ай бұрын
We need to bring back THE NOBILITY 😂
@SlapStyleAnims
@SlapStyleAnims Ай бұрын
@@danbardos3498Lmao
@shereeschumacher8849
@shereeschumacher8849 Ай бұрын
Maybe the Dems should make themselves so elite, they have to invite and vote you in. Like a frats. They could even have hell week for candidates.
@kevinsb70
@kevinsb70 Ай бұрын
@@danbardos3498 I think the democrats have been trying to do just that since the early 1800s
@TheUnhousedWanderer
@TheUnhousedWanderer Ай бұрын
That was the first thing I thought when The View pointed out that more people with degrees voted D than R. Democrats are no longer the party of the working class, because the working class chose Trump.
@harrkev
@harrkev Ай бұрын
I am shocked that they democrats actually let you into their planning session. This is the kind of hard-hitting journalism that the country needs.
@aspirecan4829
@aspirecan4829 Ай бұрын
@@harrkev But... But... What kind of ice cream do they like? They failed to ask that all important question. What kind of journalist forgets to ask that?
@rpmgrlca
@rpmgrlca Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MJAYZ007
@MJAYZ007 29 күн бұрын
It's part of the DiversitÉ ethnicité InclusÉ
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 26 күн бұрын
We just told them we were the tampon guy who refills the men's bathroom, but couldn't go in there until a few trans were done putting on their makeup. They said ok, and let us wait with our phones out in their meeting area.
@brianpainter6620
@brianpainter6620 29 күн бұрын
I love how The Bee does these real life re-enactments, they just capture the actual statements and beliefs so well. It’s almost like they were in the room recording these events for posterity and documenting history for us!
@reedr7142
@reedr7142 Ай бұрын
3:20 Tim is showing logic. He can’t be one of them.
@idfkidc
@idfkidc Ай бұрын
He's the only one who sees they are just doubling down on things no one likes
@ReaIHuman
@ReaIHuman Ай бұрын
Am I the one out of touch? No it's the voters that are wrong!
@Selrisitai
@Selrisitai Ай бұрын
There comes a point where you have to realize you're just a wacky counter-revolutionary and you don't actually like your country or its values. The Democrats, good or bad, right or wrong, do not represent the American people in any way.
@williammkydde
@williammkydde Ай бұрын
Yes, all globalists believe they have the wrong voting population.
@mackenzieneal1660
@mackenzieneal1660 Ай бұрын
Alan Lichtman is that you.
@justforever96
@justforever96 Ай бұрын
That's literally their reaction. Although now they are switching gears to "actually Trump didn't really win by that that much, if you look at the popular vote, and Kamala is still catching up". Because, you know, they are still counting votes. And it's only logical that 95% of the last few million people voted for Kamala exclusively.
@StephenGrover-zc4hp
@StephenGrover-zc4hp Ай бұрын
That's why your hero Kamala lost. Maybe you'll figure it out someday!🤔🤫
@MGD313
@MGD313 Ай бұрын
It's great to see these brave Caucasianx allies doing their part. Really gives me hope during this dark, apocalyptic era.
@nagillim7915
@nagillim7915 Ай бұрын
It's an apocalypx to be inclusive.
@tonimilstead5089
@tonimilstead5089 Ай бұрын
​@@nagillim7915😂😂😂😂
@mattpotter2148
@mattpotter2148 Ай бұрын
Caucasiané
@ferrumignis
@ferrumignis Ай бұрын
​@@mattpotter2148Right, it's very important not to forget the Mexican line thingy on the top.
@lordclansman4205
@lordclansman4205 Ай бұрын
God please let’s start calling them caucasianx, it’s so fucking unfair that they get to name us but we just have to call them white
@jhgvvetyjj6589
@jhgvvetyjj6589 Ай бұрын
The economé will run on DÉI (Diversité, Équity, Inclusioné).
@Shopaddict23250
@Shopaddict23250 Ай бұрын
I love that Google has given me the option to Translate to English, they don't see satire either.
@calvinferguson8588
@calvinferguson8588 Ай бұрын
Whatever happened to Liberte` and Fraternite` ?
@josephg.3370
@josephg.3370 Ай бұрын
😂
@justforever96
@justforever96 Ай бұрын
I was going to say, is this the new liberté, egalité en fraternité?
@missnomer5800
@missnomer5800 Ай бұрын
I always get confused and think of DEI as DIE ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@NeilGaede1
@NeilGaede1 Ай бұрын
Don't do anything differently. Let us keep winning...
@mgm2008
@mgm2008 Ай бұрын
That's right, the fight is NOT over! Keep praying! Stay alert!!!
@Boone911
@Boone911 Ай бұрын
The janitor at the end is actually very representative of most of us. "I'm just trying to make it through the day."
@chrisruef3201
@chrisruef3201 Ай бұрын
While yelling at the janitor " stop oppressing me "
@markhinds
@markhinds Ай бұрын
Forgot "uneducated"
@robertd9850
@robertd9850 Ай бұрын
And toxic.
@tomwilliams6744
@tomwilliams6744 Ай бұрын
@@robertd9850 And Nazis.
@Mike-v8l3o
@Mike-v8l3o Ай бұрын
What the Dems don't realize is we are educated. We're just not indoctrinated lol 😆
@robertd9850
@robertd9850 Ай бұрын
@@Mike-v8l3o Excellent point.
@stephenseth-yr7kz
@stephenseth-yr7kz Ай бұрын
And Deplorables…
@moozillamoo2109
@moozillamoo2109 Ай бұрын
How about, instead of calling people "garbage," call them "garbage and basura" instead, for inclusion?
@Philcopson
@Philcopson Ай бұрын
"garbagé " - you say?
@Neillybob63
@Neillybob63 Ай бұрын
It's 'basurx' .....you bigot!
@bolivarrubiano5798
@bolivarrubiano5798 Ай бұрын
I think that is a wonderful idea for Dems to start using. I as a 67 y/o child of immigrants would feel much more included in the democratic party if they added basura!!!!!
@ted.angell7609
@ted.angell7609 Ай бұрын
And lixo. What about the Brazilians?
@Toxicpoolofreekingmascul-lj4yd
@Toxicpoolofreekingmascul-lj4yd Ай бұрын
He did that to help Trump beat her 'cause he and Jill hated her lol.
@rajavanya
@rajavanya 29 күн бұрын
Because they are wrong not to like it - I chucked so hard - flawless delivery by the woman!
@ChandlerJuliet
@ChandlerJuliet 22 күн бұрын
@theamused8705
@theamused8705 29 күн бұрын
I have a feeling this is real close to the truth. 😅
@lightworker2956
@lightworker2956 28 күн бұрын
I know I'm a "sweet summer child" but I was unironically disturbed and surprised by the lack of true, actual self-reflection by the Dems after their loss.
@MinskUK
@MinskUK Ай бұрын
Was this a documentary?
@robertd9850
@robertd9850 Ай бұрын
No, it was a re-enactment of a Dim meeting so, yeah, I guess kind of a documentary.
@sand.3887
@sand.3887 Ай бұрын
I think it was the actual footage of their meeting.
@robertd9850
@robertd9850 Ай бұрын
@@sand.3887 Hard to tell.
@peterbassey9668
@peterbassey9668 Ай бұрын
Straight from NatGeoWild, yup!!! 😂
@Mari_Oh
@Mari_Oh Ай бұрын
Most of the Bee content is!
@moahdakka6887
@moahdakka6887 Ай бұрын
Dude...I seriously wonder if this is just...how they really think behind closed doors with the other klansmen? I mean...I'm not wrong.
@Graati
@Graati Ай бұрын
The disrespect and arrogance with which you treat your fellow humans and they are not even "just" humans to you - you and them are literally a part of one nation. It's so baffling to me.
@Kurgan0822
@Kurgan0822 Ай бұрын
David Duke, a former klansman and neo-yatzee told his followers to not vote for Trump and instead endorsed Jill Stein. Interesting huh?
@stickmandaninacan
@stickmandaninacan Ай бұрын
I've been on the other side and saw how twisted things were getting, and the way these people think. it is very quite literally "I know that I am right, and we need to educate people on how wrong they are because otherwise it challenges me being in the right", they are blinded by pure unbridled arrogant ignorance
@robertjordan7280
@robertjordan7280 Ай бұрын
@@Graatiwhat are you talking about? O.o
@SquirtlePower809
@SquirtlePower809 Ай бұрын
Yes, yes it is. I work in higher education and you would be APPALLED at how libs talk about average Americans. It's terrifying especially since they are teaching, I meant INDOCTRINATING the youth.
@DEichenberg
@DEichenberg Ай бұрын
In reality, they will double down and do even worse.
@EMA_Tactical
@EMA_Tactical 28 күн бұрын
Guys great job , genius and well done .
@EnclaveDesigns
@EnclaveDesigns Ай бұрын
This channel is gold. It's just become the actual truth.
@harambetidepod1451
@harambetidepod1451 Ай бұрын
No Republican ever called me LatinX
@jimmyboy131
@jimmyboy131 Ай бұрын
Many Republicans probably don't even know that word exists. I didn't for a long time. And when I heard it I thought it was a joke.
@Frisbieinstein
@Frisbieinstein Ай бұрын
Shades of Muhammed Ali.
@PInk77W1
@PInk77W1 Ай бұрын
I’m a proud Caucasianx
@jimmyboy131
@jimmyboy131 Ай бұрын
@@PInk77W1 I lean toward EuroX.
@PInk77W1
@PInk77W1 Ай бұрын
@ true story. I was working for the govt. I had to go to mandatory trans training. The teacher kept saying No matter what we can’t make fun of them or laugh at them. So towards the end of it he allowed any questions we might have. I said What if I want to be a woman on M-W-F only ? He laughed I said I thought u said we can’t laugh at them ?
@LucidStew
@LucidStew Ай бұрын
Oh, it's Babylon Bee. I thought I was watching MSNBC for a sec.
@rniejx4219
@rniejx4219 18 күн бұрын
They are far to measured, truthful, and logical.
@KodyCrimson
@KodyCrimson 13 күн бұрын
​@@rniejx4219it's a joke about how accurate it is
@brubakertx
@brubakertx Ай бұрын
The Democrats should hire the Jaguar advertising group. 😮😂
@MarkMcCullough-y5s
@MarkMcCullough-y5s Ай бұрын
That's proper advertising for a car that spends a week in the shop for every 500 miles on the road.
@weirdguy1495
@weirdguy1495 29 күн бұрын
The Democrats getting advice from the Capitol from The Hunger Games? Sure, I can never see that ever going wrong.
@barnabusdoyle4930
@barnabusdoyle4930 28 күн бұрын
lol, pretty sure that already happened
@pjglory3348
@pjglory3348 Ай бұрын
You nailed it! I was wondering where you concealed the camera!
@GeekHelix
@GeekHelix 25 күн бұрын
I wholeheartedly believe I will live long enough to see NY turn Red.
@fredweber6585
@fredweber6585 23 күн бұрын
Nycess pool has fraudulent ballots to win their elections
@ericsfishingadventures4433
@ericsfishingadventures4433 Ай бұрын
So spot on accurate it's scary funny! 🤣
@carlandrews9112
@carlandrews9112 Ай бұрын
I thought he was going to say "No, we're going to do the same thing we did in 2020... Rig the election"
@sandrabecht613
@sandrabecht613 Ай бұрын
😂
@rickh9396
@rickh9396 Ай бұрын
Oh, it's coming. They're going to try covid 2.0 in 2028 and we'll get to see how many suckers from the first run fall for it again.
@TyeDPod
@TyeDPod Ай бұрын
Fact check: It's "Fortify" the election......with extra ballots.
@williammkydde
@williammkydde Ай бұрын
Check that google us election map. They are still "counting" votes in OR and NY, and until last night, in CA too. 3 weeks after the voting day. And the popular vote gap is getting smaller and smaller by the hour, while nobody's watching. 2 weeks past the v-day, they were still counting in WA and CO too. All blue states. The congress seat score is 219 v 213, and 3 still counting.
@condew6103
@condew6103 Ай бұрын
@@williammkydde They've got to drag out the counting if they want to slip in counterfeit ballots as needed without getting that tell-tail step in the tally.
@scott4482
@scott4482 Ай бұрын
There's a reason democrats party is portrayed as a JACK ASS
@Jack_Vose
@Jack_Vose Ай бұрын
Agreed. Someone had to say it.
@tedtalksrock
@tedtalksrock Ай бұрын
lol 😂 brilliant.
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 26 күн бұрын
Hey, kyou take that Jack back! Just leave the ass.
@ddigwell
@ddigwell 27 күн бұрын
Not going on Joe Rogan was a good decision for Harris as Joe doesn't keep coloring books in the studio to keep her occupied for the remaining 2:50 after she depleted her talking points, platitudes and inanities about venn diagrams.
@zelasd3125
@zelasd3125 16 күн бұрын
If she'd go on Joe Rogan, Trump would have 400 electors and congress supermajority.
@chthulu27
@chthulu27 Ай бұрын
The fight is absolutely not over. Long road ad a lot of work ahead.
@DougCutler-tn2ey
@DougCutler-tn2ey Ай бұрын
It's amazing what putting a little focus on election integrity can accomplish.
@williammkydde
@williammkydde Ай бұрын
Still, check that google US election map. They are still "counting" votes in OR and NY, and until last night, in CA too. 3 weeks after the voting day. And the popular vote gap is getting smaller and smaller by the hour, while nobody's watching. 2 weeks past the v-day, they were still counting in WA and CO too. All blue states. The congress seat score is 219 v 213, and 3 still counting.
@dearen7588
@dearen7588 29 күн бұрын
​You guys need elections that on one day only. Crazy
@joefirma2242
@joefirma2242 Ай бұрын
They still do not realize that Latine means gay Latino. The macho South and Central Americans will be in an uproar. It's like rubbing salt to injury. :))
@SpookyEng1
@SpookyEng1 Ай бұрын
Or are they playing 4d chess?
@RegularCupOfJoe
@RegularCupOfJoe Ай бұрын
@@SpookyEng1 That's what I think it is. 4D chess.
@linusgustafsson2629
@linusgustafsson2629 Ай бұрын
@@RegularCupOfJoe More like genDer chess.
@tarnw3301
@tarnw3301 Ай бұрын
I didn't know that.
@voivode2591
@voivode2591 7 күн бұрын
I am pretty sure the writers knew that. A way to insult and include. It couldn’t be more correct
@planethedgehog2427
@planethedgehog2427 Ай бұрын
I voted for Trump. But don't worry, liberals. In 2028, I'll vote for Vance!😆
@stevebengel1346
@stevebengel1346 Ай бұрын
Well I suppose it works as long as it's anyone but Trump 😂
@TomStarcevich-fb3qo
@TomStarcevich-fb3qo Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂👍
@nonyadamnbusiness9887
@nonyadamnbusiness9887 Ай бұрын
I'm hoping for Mike Rowe or Tulsi Gabbard. Trump won because he's a demagogue. Vance is not.
@666Lachrimae666
@666Lachrimae666 Ай бұрын
​@@nonyadamnbusiness9887 Tulsi is an undercover gun grabber, no way
@Lunzatis_Palemoon
@Lunzatis_Palemoon Ай бұрын
​@@nonyadamnbusiness9887Vance is Trump's chosen successor. He proved he can do great at campaigns and debates this last election. Depending on how the next four years go, he could easily be set up as the successor to Trump.
@musicteacher5757
@musicteacher5757 29 күн бұрын
Awesome, as usual. Love it!
@freddiefreihofer7716
@freddiefreihofer7716 Ай бұрын
Chandler, we love everything you do on KZbin, both on the Bee and elsewhere! ♥♥
@ChandlerJuliet
@ChandlerJuliet 28 күн бұрын
🥹💜
@marks1638
@marks1638 Ай бұрын
The scary part is that this might actually be a real meeting of Democrat Party with the actual mindset. I went to "party meeting" many years ago (No I'm not a Democrat, I was invited by a local committee chairwoman to see the inner workings of the state Democrat committee in a semi-public (invitation only) discussion). It wasn't as bad as this Babylon Bee satire video, but at the same time it wasn't exactly a heartwarming rendition of American Democracy. I felt I was in a badly cliched Soviet era meeting of the Communist Party with everyone kowtowing to the leader and his "catch phrases" about "those Republicans". I wasn't sure if I'd have said something, I wouldn't have been sent to Siberia (or worse California) for not reflecting the "Party Line". It just didn't feel like an open forum, but a meeting with a controlled and predetermined outcome. That's not democracy, that's something else.
@jonathanlong6987
@jonathanlong6987 Ай бұрын
“something else” = “cult”?
@ThePinkerton1776
@ThePinkerton1776 Ай бұрын
Come on man, The Babylon Bee stopped being satire back in 2008
@andyharman3022
@andyharman3022 Ай бұрын
It's probably gotten a lot worse since then.
@freddiefreihofer7716
@freddiefreihofer7716 Ай бұрын
Actually, you WERE in a "Soviet era meeting of the Communist party" !!
@originalfred66
@originalfred66 Ай бұрын
This was so brilliant and spot on! Loved the "She Her" coffee cup!
@jonathanlong6987
@jonathanlong6987 Ай бұрын
Rats. I missed that!
@countenanceblog
@countenanceblog Ай бұрын
"Beating around the Bush" That would have been a good pun if this was precisely 20 years ago.
@markborishnikoff5485
@markborishnikoff5485 Ай бұрын
Considering the democrats still believe they have the same power they did 20 years ago, I’d say it’s a nice wink to the audience
@shane99ca
@shane99ca Ай бұрын
Biden would doubtless agree. In 2020, he thought he was running against Bush.
@Aounfather1
@Aounfather1 Ай бұрын
I’m in grad classes and this is exactly how they talk. Not joking.
@Tentin.Quarantino
@Tentin.Quarantino 29 күн бұрын
“Two is a number”. Don’t know why, but that broke me 🤣😂
@geraldmarcyk524
@geraldmarcyk524 Ай бұрын
We need more of the Obamas and Oprah scolding black men about their misogyny, Rachael Maddow expanding her show to 2 hours every night, plus Steven Cobert and Jimmy Kimmel as the anchors on the nightly news.
@cygil1
@cygil1 Ай бұрын
Except Maddie doesn't want to do more than 1 hour a week since she and her partner are elderly infirm lesbians now. She still wants to be paid 30 million a year for 80% less work, of course.
@josephsharp5678
@josephsharp5678 Ай бұрын
Please do not give the bed wetters anymore terrible ideas Gerald lol.
@MalachiWhite-tw7hl
@MalachiWhite-tw7hl Ай бұрын
Hey, Kimmel IS keeping Kleenex in business . . .
@MarkMcCullough-y5s
@MarkMcCullough-y5s Ай бұрын
​@@cygil1she'll be fetching coffee at the last remaining Democrat headquarters by then.
@risknerd1772
@risknerd1772 Ай бұрын
I know that this is parody...but, I am sure this actually happened at DNC.
@snackysnack2341
@snackysnack2341 Ай бұрын
Doug's hand on Tim's shoulder for so long 🤣
@jonathanlong6987
@jonathanlong6987 Ай бұрын
Well, we now what type of phobic you are!😂😜😂
@robertbraden4454
@robertbraden4454 Ай бұрын
The Bee keeps killin it! Well done
@pixelz3040
@pixelz3040 Ай бұрын
1:46 I love how the red shirt guy looks like he's about to make fun of him and then switches to supporting him without skipping a beat
@SlavMarine
@SlavMarine Ай бұрын
Alright, everyone bookmark this and play it 4 years from now. Another Babylon Bee prophecy.
@thesikamikanico
@thesikamikanico Ай бұрын
I don’t know who this lady is, but she’s oozing with talent
@ChandlerJuliet
@ChandlerJuliet Ай бұрын
Thank you! I love working with the Bee🙏🏻🐝
@eelchiong6709
@eelchiong6709 Ай бұрын
You should see her colabs with JP.
@michellebrown5320
@michellebrown5320 Ай бұрын
You should watch the Babylon bee series where liberals move to Texas.
@endless3cho
@endless3cho 29 күн бұрын
​@@ChandlerJulietyou're awesome... awesomé!
@derphyn
@derphyn 28 күн бұрын
Whatever her rôle on the Bee, she mixes caricature with sincerity, thus making a comic-tragic character. Brava! (or should I say "Bravix"?)
@jaynecobb1
@jaynecobb1 Ай бұрын
Need MORE left extremism. That's the ticket!
@vanmamawannabe6360
@vanmamawannabe6360 Ай бұрын
Yeah! Let’s pi$$ off the rest of the country who voted for us in 2024. That’s the ticket!
@brenon45
@brenon45 Ай бұрын
Babylon Bee riding a fine line between a Satire and a Documentary there.
@josephesquivel4066
@josephesquivel4066 Ай бұрын
Fantastic seeing Chandler back at Babylon Bee
@jamesgazin9447
@jamesgazin9447 Ай бұрын
I regret that I have but one LIKE to give to this video.
@pumpedupdart6859
@pumpedupdart6859 Ай бұрын
You're clearly not a democrat.
@GenkiSugiru
@GenkiSugiru Ай бұрын
Babylon Bee has been nailing it! Excellent humor and parody. Please keep up the great work!
@hiskidkeller
@hiskidkeller Ай бұрын
"And to the Republic for which it stands". I don't want to hear the word democracy ever again. Ever.
@ckoritko
@ckoritko Ай бұрын
I couldn’t agree more.
@SharkDude1
@SharkDude1 Ай бұрын
Ditto!!
@OU8CARBS2
@OU8CARBS2 Ай бұрын
It drives me nuts when Republic is not included, however it is a mixture of both and technically a Democratic Republic. Definitely not a straight Democracy, and that is by design.
@justforever96
@justforever96 Ай бұрын
Well I'm sure your wishes will be catered to immediately. The Republicans helped popularize that term to differentiate us from the Nazis and then the Soviets, who are also "Socialist Republics". They needed to brand is as something different and superior, and the common tie was that we and our allies were (nominally) "the democracies". It has nothing to do with Democrats and Republicans, and frankly I am just as sick of hearing people whining about such an irrelevant point like it matters.
@hiskidkeller
@hiskidkeller Ай бұрын
@@justforever96 Frankly, you have mistaken me for someone who cares what you are sick of hearing.
@kajinsautumn9833
@kajinsautumn9833 Ай бұрын
"Econo-may"....JUST SCREAM LOUDER!! The Bee does it again!!
@TheReayning
@TheReayning Ай бұрын
You guys are Legends.
@rogertorgersen9995
@rogertorgersen9995 Ай бұрын
When satire is actually truth😅
@TESORO-b1x
@TESORO-b1x Ай бұрын
I almost busted a gut when "Doug" began rubbing the other guy's shoulder. Hilarious.
@TheTimmyThomShow
@TheTimmyThomShow Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@tomchidwick
@tomchidwick Ай бұрын
Hilarious. You guys are so good at this.
@Powerharp62
@Powerharp62 29 күн бұрын
You guys are brilliant!
@amygolds2435
@amygolds2435 Ай бұрын
This is so spot on! 😂 love it!
@seanmurphy7011
@seanmurphy7011 Ай бұрын
1:19 - My god, what have you done?
@BatMite19
@BatMite19 Ай бұрын
"One of those little Mexican line thingies ..." HAH! 🤣
@shane99ca
@shane99ca Ай бұрын
Well, it's not like they actually expect you to be literate at college anymore. There's a reason the Web is full of Grammarly ads.
@susan_elizabeth
@susan_elizabeth Ай бұрын
Only this time, we're going to scream louder and be more horrible human beings!
@DBarz-uk6fw
@DBarz-uk6fw Ай бұрын
Awesome!!!
@christopher1678
@christopher1678 Ай бұрын
Love the shout out to Brave Books! The art and book quality is amazing, and the stories are wonderfully cleaver with entertaining life lessons or morales. My 4-year old loves them! Especially the gorilla with the coconut bazooka. GO Team Brave!
@TesterBoy
@TesterBoy Ай бұрын
The Babylon Bee: where our fiction (parody) is woke reality!
@pauldemeester9298
@pauldemeester9298 Ай бұрын
Well said guys, whenever you’re tied with a problem, simply do more of what wasn’t working before,, double down,, and even if necessary, triple down,, because we all know when something doesn’t work, because we’re doing the wrong thing,, more of that very same thing always works, everybody knows that
@echopeakbicycling85
@echopeakbicycling85 Ай бұрын
The real crazy thing is that this is exactly how they think. So delusional.
@MikeyDog
@MikeyDog Ай бұрын
Go with Latinz. The Latinz will love it.
@jonathanlong6987
@jonathanlong6987 Ай бұрын
😂
@yidiandianpang
@yidiandianpang Ай бұрын
But Z is a Russian fascist symbol
@flameking1325
@flameking1325 Ай бұрын
It makes us sound like an off-brand nyquil
@SPeeSimon
@SPeeSimon 4 күн бұрын
Yes, Z is soo next gen.
@michaelmappin4425
@michaelmappin4425 Ай бұрын
The guy, Doug, is probably the truest thing in the Democrat party.
@justforever96
@justforever96 Ай бұрын
Lol, the subtle touches you guys include, or really shows a quality of writing im not sure always gets appreciated enough. Loving the lickspittle dude next to the chairman...err, sorry, chairbeing? The way he switches so quickly from remonstrating with Tim to acting enthusiastic when the boss actually says "I love it!" and he reallzes he misread his reaction, I laughed out loud at that. Very well done skit.
@Mi-yc3oy
@Mi-yc3oy Ай бұрын
"2's a number!" 😂😂 Gold 🌟 for ALL!!😂
@ET3Roberts
@ET3Roberts Ай бұрын
La-Tinks
@rickraber1249
@rickraber1249 Ай бұрын
These people are geniuses!
@theparodychannel7842
@theparodychannel7842 28 күн бұрын
2 IS A NUMBER!
@jett2293
@jett2293 28 күн бұрын
Absolutely brilliant!!!
@ChandlerJuliet
@ChandlerJuliet Ай бұрын
HAD A BLAST MAKING THIS WITH Y’ALL! Thanks for having me, bee 🐝🥹🫶🏻
@fredowen64
@fredowen64 Ай бұрын
That was awesome...well done.
@cliffordbruber2791
@cliffordbruber2791 Ай бұрын
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and over again and expecting different results. Par for the course for the Democrats. This is incredibly accurate.
@j.p.6022
@j.p.6022 Ай бұрын
Vivaē The Resistancē!!
@mikeburrill779
@mikeburrill779 Ай бұрын
Exactly 👍👍👍
@ScreenSage_YT
@ScreenSage_YT 27 күн бұрын
VIVÉ LE RESISTANCÉ!!
@KDRBouvier
@KDRBouvier 27 күн бұрын
During Covid my office mates who were Hispanic made sooooo much fun of LatinX…that is when I knew we were going to get a lot more of the Hispanic vote. Thank you liberal elite academia for the gift of LatinX! Please keep it up!
@jimthemessiah
@jimthemessiah 27 күн бұрын
this is so great and so true
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