Describing Fantasy Magic Systems While Eating Hot Sauce! 🥵

I hope you are happy patreons! Enjoy my pain while I describe fantasy magic systems.
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[@Antsy056]

Book man hurts himself for our amusement

[@ktbaduk]

The closest will probably ever get to a HotOnes episode with a book enthusiast we can all relate too

[@billyalarie929]

literally was gonna say this

[@arronjameshook]

Daniel Greene, I’m happy to announce you are the first recipient of the Bloody Stupid Johnson Cross (1st Class with Straight Jacket Clasp), a newly instituted medal for those who do an action that goes beyond the normal bounds of ‘Ye Gods, man, what possessed you to do that?!’

[@theflashhobbyist]

For reference: discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Bloody_Stupid_Johnson

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[@davidwilson6577]

'There is apparently no start to his talents' lol. How do I not remember this?

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[@madsjcon1836]

‘I think that will be too easy’- Daniel Greene, words of a man who will soon regret everything.

[@lill1418]

He's gonna regret it even more 8 - 12 hours after filming it!

[@jackinthebox1993]

"I immediately regret this decision..." -Daniel Greene 2020 😅

[@the_well-known_stranger2275]

This beautiful man is hurting himself for our entertainment... and it’s very enjoyable to watch.

[@kmk1225]

Hmmm...those were certainly some...HOT takes you had there Daniel. I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.

[@dgray7537]

I tried a really ridiculous hot sauce at the mall and had tears flooding down my face while I looked for a water fountain. Passersby looked on They thought I was very sad But I was just dumb

[@bob.justbob.3875]

Nice haiku

[@Tan4eTyYy]

4:30 "The Song of Ice and HOOOOOOT..." yup that's the series 😁

[@Tenacious4Life00]

Hey Daniel. Here is a pro tip. Use coconut ice cream next time. Learned this at a Thai restaurant. It is like magic turns the heat off instantly. Its amazing.

[@statsegr]

Daniel has oficially gone mad and I love it

[@great-wall-of-nowhere9377]

Red Ajah comin for him

[@shosty575]

As a to-be doctor, be careful. That much spice and sudden cold drinks inflame your stomach. HCl will be secreted more. Yes. Inflammatory response of ur body to save u from the trauma. But it also hurts. Gut inner wall can be excoriated. Enjoyed the video tho :P keep up!

[@ericgenrogues7292]

Look up hot ones.

[@shosty575]

@@ericgenrogues7292 um what?

[@kbg12ila]

@@shosty575 It's a show on KZbin based entirely on this premise.

[@shosty575]

@@kbg12ila oh tq. Anyway it is dangerous. Ulcers can erupt. Bloody painful those are.

[@shosty575]

Tq for the heart, Daniel!

[@ApparentlyHuman]

“A Song of Ice and *breathes fire*”

[@Lilac-and-Gooseberries]

What’s next, describing favourite book plots while receiving electric shocks? 😂 ⚡️

[@NaumAlberto]

Good thing you didn't have to describe Malazan's magic system in that condition, my friend.

[@ucantfindmyname1246]

Oh my god that would be fucking painful

[@drrussdc]

Good plan having milk and an Aes Sedai standing by to heal you!! I hope it helps, and remember it burns twice-you may feel like you have the dark one's taint after this😉

[@gpapeur8264]

i suggest yogurt with a lot of fat and honey, or ice cream (not to cold) the fat will protect your stomach ! otherwise that's some hot quality content right here ! my respects to your tongue

[@TheGeekyHippie]

When he poured that third hot sauce I was practically shouting at my tablet "Don't Do It!!."

[@ilitardo160]

Episode two of Daniel becoming insane

[@cheezy3]

What was episode 1?

[@ilitardo160]

Hanania Weissler screaming at books while holding a knife

[@riignis5126]

Nothing like self torture the entertain the internet....

[@Nasser851000]

0:42 Nice to see someone new on the channel :)

[@paniklewe]

Not the content I subscribed for but definitely the kind of content I will stay for. Quality content

[@mattiacraman4011]

You did much better than I would have done! Well played, sir!

[@lill1418]

I have some Scorned Woman in my fridge. I love hot sauces but it's too much for me most days. OMG WHY ARE YOU POURING IT ONTO THE CHIPS!

[@Linkesch]

What's the opposite of ASMR?

[@revan0890]

So this is how Daniel Greene dies.

[@doctorlolchicken7478]

Try Dave’s Insanity Hot Sauce and try saying anything other than “Aaargh, I’m dying”. It’s the only hot sauce I can’t eat it except in microscopic quantities. It’s only marginally easier to stomach than Terry Goodkind.

[@davidwilson6577]

'It's the colour of the Devil's taint!' Ewwww 'Wheel of Time reference!' Oh _that_ kind of taint.

[@Omni798]

I feel like the first hot sauce wasn’t actually that bad, Daniel just can’t tolerate spicy things lol

[@aurora_skies_]

I felt pain just watching this... You have some cruel paterons 😂

[@davidpo5517]

Oh, iced tea. I thought it was whiskey. For some reason.

[@jw_yt]

Terry Goodkind book review while eating hot sauce, please!

[@Ghostlyape123]

Jeremy Watson I would pay for this

[@tompadfoot3065]

Reviewing a Goodkind book requires reading one, which is painful enough

[@Gizmo9707]

I think Daniel lost his mind after finishing The Dark Towet

[@MarvelousGap]

I know he didnt meant it but that's the first time I've heard him say I dont care when it comes to Wheel of time magic system lol. Feb. 2020. This was very funny to watch too.

[@jarkody]

I’m in pain just watching this lol. I’m a complete wimp when it comes to spicy food 🔥.

[@TheGeekyHippie]

My limit is Taco Bell Fire Sauce. Even their Diablo Sauce is too much for me. (But I do use the Fire Sauce for a lot of different meals)

[@feanaro2712]

When the third one just poured out I kept thinking, 'Don't do it, you don't have to do it, just pour another- the mad man, he actually did that!' Your suffering for your viewers' entertainment is both appreciated and awe-inspiring. Hope you've fully recovered from the experience.

[@rexgonzales239]

LMAO "content right!?!" Love you bro keep up the great work! Love everything Brandon Sanderson and Robert Jordan ! Thanks for introducing me to many other great works!

[@danecobain]

This is exactly the kind of quality content that I subscribed for

[@michaelnelson2976]

I really really appreciated that you described a number of magic systems, not just Wheel of Time. Diversity is key

[@great-wall-of-nowhere9377]

He consumes the Spice-Melange

[@stagelinedpro]

HE NEEDS SOME MILK!

[@Nasser851000]

0:00 Trying to recreate an episode of first we feast, I see? XD

[@sjkrum320]

My eyes were watering just watching this video! You are nuts! I hope you recovered okay.

[@ryanratchford2530]

Yesss!!! Thankyou for actually going through with it 😂😂

[@cletusjones1631]

You just keep getting better and better man

[@henry3457]

Hello from the Patron who first proposed this. You are all welcome for this masterpiece.

[@doom9ra2]

Please, Magic Systems Ranking ^_^

[@breeex]

It seems you've mastered the hot vomit spell

[@dylanjstafford]

Quality content. Hope your following poops aren’t too bad.

[@QuestLegacy]

Dude this is gold. I did a thing with my brother where we ate a hot pepper straight and had to go 10 minutes with no relief in drinks or foods and it sucks so much worse than you think.

[@Alkeran12]

"I think that will be too easy" Famous last words lol!

[@dinakoroleva8122]

I'm so glad you did it !

[@David-se5ph]

And I thought too much siracha was spicy. Man was I wrong...

[@tompadfoot3065]

The things we do for content lol Daniel you still rocked this despite noises and such. And look at it this way: you did way, *way* better than DJ Khaled did on Hot Ones

[@SlowBurnReader]

I hope it was worth Daniel cause I really enjoyed every moment of it! LOL

[@ShalomDove]

Oh Daniel... it hurts just to watch this ... your poor stomach! That is some intense commitment, bro

[@ryanlol5786]

Alright, THIS is the content I subscribe for.

[@reubenk3857]

Daniel should try to be on the youtube show Hot Ones were celebrities eat progressively hotter wings while answering interview questions!

[@gageabdul]

"content, right?"

[@mcrettable]

one of my top 5 youtubers of all time!!!! probably doesn't mean anything you but Iv'e been around a bit

[@avekatumba4794]

Oh my damn! I feel your pain. 🥵🤕

[@David-un4cs]

I definitely wasn't ready for this video first thing in the morning.

[@dragan404]

I love this so much. He should do more videos with other people.

[@kiyaneddaoudi12]

Daniel, we salute you!

[@tonyoliver4920]

Game of thrones: blood magic and self forgiving prophecy.

[@flyingsquirrel1486]

now THIS is content

[@DaUndergroundProd]

Props!!! I couldnt, wouldnt. Half a gallon of milk would have been gone 😆.

[@nessaarandur7740]

"This one is the colour of the devil's taint." XD

[@PerfectCell9]

Lmaooo love hearing Dan swear.. just seems out of character for him and that’s awesome

[@Bookdragon11]

Daniel pouring out the hot sauce on the chip Me getting worried for him: No, no, stop, Daniel, to much 😅

[@KaladinD]

For a second I thought Hot Ones did an episode on Wheel of Times

[@serpentemperor1088]

Daniel Greene. The burnt. The mistress of milk. The slayer of chips.

[@kseniaprytkova4344]

oh my, i cannot stand even slightly spicy food, my mouth hurts for you, Daniel 🔥

[@alexanderfyock1838]

Next video: Daniel describes fantasy magic systems after drinking the whole hot sause container!!!!!!!!!

[@Seldomsleeper]

I hope Daniel put the toilet paper in the fridge too, ready for later ;)

[@CabinCreekGames]

"Last magic system" 😂🔥

[@samuelleask1132]

Bless you Daniel

[@TheGeekyHippie]

Daniel left out (for *The* *Wheel* *of* *Time* ) the strange powers that Fain/Mordeth had, the power Myrddraal have to travel via shadows, and the ability Min has to see people's futures in a sort of aura around them. All of these are some sort of magical power that are not part of the magical systems already laid out by Daniel (or pretty much anyone else when describing the magical systems of the *WoT* series).

[@scorpionjb1980]

Pineapple juice, my friend! It's like a magic potion for cooling a burning mouth. Even better than milk usually :-)

[@tigrane4395]

Warm beer is best for excessive heat. Great video btw.

[@erikak4244]

Oooh, it was iced tea. Thought it was whiskey at the start of the video.

[@menachemsalomon]

I'm only about halfway through, and the only reaction I can come up with is, "You poor bastard."

[@revan0890]

Now it's Nea'blis' turn.

[@jeremiahkelly9997]

Content right?!? That was the best :-)

[@Lau_wings]

When you see a video which was posted "X seconds ago".

[@samueldoctor3947]

Not sure if you know about Gene Wolfe's solar cycle, but I think it's likely right up your alley. Deep, mature, literary fantasy at a glance, with much more going on upon closer inspection.

[@kingcake777]

loooool more content like this

[@Cartis88]

Love the fear in Daniel's eyes right before he eats the scorned woman hahaha. Quality content!

[@ezraminard2986]

Great video idea Daniel

[@librocurious]

Quality content right here. 😂

[@jacobgriesinger4067]

Yea I have vicious viper bought at the north market, you definitely don't want to eat that straight. The flavor and fire habanero is one of my favs and can eat that all day, when he thought that was hot I knew he was getting into trouble. That being said the description of the dance of dragons magic system on the viper was impressive.

[@fanghur]

Hey Daniel. I'd love to see you review the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant series sometime. It is arguably my favourite fantasy series ever, and in my opinion has some of the most brilliant worldbuilding and character development ever written, though I freely acknowledge that it does have some problems and is not something everyone would like. But whether you end up liking it or not, I would be really interested to see how you would review it.

[@Scrilla01]

"Hot Ones has claimed a copyright on this video"

[@elfsong713]

I hope you are okay dude. I tried the sauces from Hot Ones and that was quite an experience.

[@tracib.7725]

That hot sauce makes you dance from the heat. Need some tap shoes!!

[@Nickolaars]

Yep, thou art ready for Sean Evans' Hot Ones! 😅👌🏻

[@declanmurphy8338]

I like seing you pass 100k subs, congrats

[@Lazarus1095]

Mr. Greene, congratulations. Your upcoming novel will be the first to feature a hotsauce-based magic system!

[@fayealexandria9036]

Literally screaming at the video to tell you to eat cucumber

[@carlabutler5286]

Sugar helps immensely!