Pips Fights A Potato & Books Predict The Future!

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[@merphynapier42]

You're slowly loosing it man... but let's not pretend we're not all loving it

[@Nasser851000]

ditto ;)

[@travis9260]

How does one loose it ;)

[@TheGeekyHippie]

Are you sure he hadn't already lost it, and it is only _now_ just becoming apparent?

[@derpimusmaximus8815]

Other book tubers be like kzbin.info/www/bejne/nojOZ32Zncp_g7c

[@Jrdn357]

Losing* (I am so sorry, I am an aspiring author and grammar has turned me into a jerk....)

[@fredrickbass4994]

Daniel: Only send me things you think I really need to have. Fan: *Sends nose hair trimmer*

[@nadakhalil3869]

Plot twist: The girl also has a Mistborn poster of herself on her walls

[@AikiraBeats]

What a queen

[@giuliakenway6500]

She's a keeper

[@Not_Likely_319]

Don’t you see, Daniel? ... you are the 💣

[@Kasterwill]

Damn that was smooth

[@midknight9188]

@@Kasterwill just lil B99 reference

[@TheDevler23]

The second best part of this video is watching multiple pairs of sunglasses appear and disappear on your head between jump cuts.

[@camperchik163]

Sorry about the potato, man. 😂 I'll admit that I was fully in my medical MJ stash and thought it would be funny because it wasn't a book but could maybe be eaten. Purchases made under the influences are the best purchases.

[@TheDevler23]

So, you can actually write an address directly on the potato and mail it...and since I'm fully in my MJ stash right now, the fact that you sent it in a ~bubble envelope~ anyways makes it even more hilarious

[@camperchik163]

There's a company called Potato Parcel that I used, but yes. You can actually slap a few stamps on a potato and just mail it. Would have sent it myself, but we only had mini red potatoes in the house.

[@TheDevler23]

@@camperchik163 ok there's a flipping company that does this? i'm dying over here XD

[@camperchik163]

@@TheDevler23, it gets better. You have an option to screen print a picture on there as well. I *almost* put a picture of Pips on there but it was too much work for my inebriated brain to find one.

[@TheDevler23]

@@camperchik163 haaaaahahahahahaha ok well thanks for the info, I'm off to go send some potatoes to some friends!

[@aurora_skies_]

Daniel: Take the catnip!! Pips: nahh ahhh I love Jesus 😹😹😹😹

[@gildartswinters4984]

Poor innocent Jesus girl Daniel brings home: "What's that poster on the wall? Is that you?" Daniel: "Hey, you have Jesus, I have me." Girl runs out of the house screaming about Danny the devil boy.

[@derpimusmaximus8815]

The poster isn't on the wall, it's on the ceiling above the bed.

[@gildartswinters4984]

@@derpimusmaximus8815 Well...yes. I edited that part so it'd be kid and, thus, youtube friendly. We can't have mental images of naked nuns running into a deserted wtching hour drenched street. oops.

[@madsjcon1836]

This title is wild from start to finish can’t wait to watch Daniel descent into madness via unboxing

[@AikiraBeats]

Right I love this so much

[@gew393]

That happened last time

[@Mistborn_San]

Daniel 'the post office menace' Greene.

[@keeprockin69]

These are getting progressively weirder, and I love it :D

[@AikiraBeats]

Right I can't wait for episode 300 to see what level of crazy we are on

[@nedimmaric5401]

“ Hi kids! Do you like boxes? Do you wanna see me stick 9” knives through each one of these packages? “ - absolute gold!!

[@sofievb1994]

"people are so much more talented than I'll ever be" is my mood all day, every day!

[@antikotocerepa]

17:34 what you came for.

[@madronn]

Hope you like the hat! It was custom built for you with my own two hands, and only briefly tried on for sizing. I’m a registered nurse, trust me it’s clean.

[@camperchik163]

Did you knit or crochet it? I'm a knitter myself, but the hat was too far away for me to tell how you made it.

[@madronn]

camperchik163 I knit it! Pattern is on Ravelry, “Asthore” hat.

[@DanielGreeneReviews]

Dude it is already helping with the Ohio cold! Thank YOU!

[@madronn]

@@DanielGreeneReviews I grew up on my grandpa's stories of being raised in Conneaut and the cold winds blowing off Lake Eerie so when I you mentioned you lived in Ohio I knew you needed a hat!

[@nobodyhome24]

A new foe has appeared; Pips! ☺️

[@WitchyCoffeeGal]

Anyone else feeling a Doctor Horrible vibe from Daniel here?

[@kousetsuhana]

The hammer is his penis! XD

[@K5to9X]

It's the gloves

[@sophiawoodward4838]

I came here to post that exact thing!

[@subparratbest2219]

He kinda looks like NPH

[@ilitardo160]

Episode 5 of Daniel goes insane. Daniel green AKA (Daddy Daniel) seems rather sane in the beginning, but that is just a mere mirage, an imitation of he’s past self, as his true insane character is slowly revealed DUN DUN DUN!!! (He also randomly cosplays as Hancock for a bit) Denial 5:33 Murderous intent: 5:36 Self awareness?: 6:09 (This is also a social commentary on how despite his neighbors hearing his madness they do nothing to help him, we truly live in a society) Daniel continues to talk to someone that isn’t there: 7:27 (Known as pips) Daniel meets a fellow madman, someone so mad it even overwhelms him 8:22 (New rival?) Daniel realizes he’s has fingers: 8:47 Daniel becomes multiple eyed shaman king: 8:06 He’s losing grasp on reality: 9:28 Daniel brutally assaults a boy simply because he is thicc 9:52

[@AikiraBeats]

I lost it at daddy Daniel cause yes he is most definitely daddy material 😂

[@ilitardo160]

Dominique Harris Ayyyyyy👌🏼🙏🏼

[@franciscorecchia5803]

Pips didnt fight the potatoe. I feel robbed (Yet grateful for your content, so i will let this one slip)

[@frozenpizza4]

These unboxing videos might just be my favorite thing on KZbin lol

[@djsuth7727]

Daniel Greene : Goblin fantasy host with Nose Hairs.

[@alexandraslibrary]

“...And we dunk on Terry Goodkind.” 😂

[@yesididitverywell]

I'm gonna send you all of Terry Goodkind's books

[@AikiraBeats]

He would love that 😂

[@ZamWeazle]

Im going to kidnap Terry Goodkind and sending him to Daniel!

[@Hadrian1616]

Terry Goodkind exists Daniel: Peace was never an option.

[@RaymondStormbl3ssed]

@@Hadrian1616 Well....

[@Hadrian1616]

@@RaymondStormbl3ssed my comment hasn't aged well. 😅

[@christianblair8663]

I was just hearing Eminem. Thats scary Daniel. Stahp.

[@TahoeNevada]

I LOVE ElfQuest! I’ve been a fan since I was twelve, and my neighbor introduced me to the series back in 1983! Believe me Daniel, that just the first volume. 😂

[@wildconstantia6073]

The Slaughterhouse 5 note references a song by Portugal the Man called Feel it Still. Which does not reference Slaughterhouse 5. So... I don’t know.

[@owainthorp3536]

Most effective clickbait ever

[@Marie45610]

You should bring the post office people muffins or something.

[@AikiraBeats]

He really should like I'm sorry for all the packages

[@Kasterwill]

Mr greene sir.... You....you seem to have edited out the fight between pips and that tyranical potato....

[@matthewksiders]

Thanks for keeping it weird, you beautiful nerd.

[@jackinthebox1993]

The voting thing sounds like a great idea! I'm not HEAVILY active on the discord server, but if you do a group-wide tag when you drop your first poll, I'd be down af! Maybe include book covers and/or a quick tagline for summary 📚

[@k3n1p]

8:13 Daniel wearing three pairs of shades, rubber gloves and spanking a piece of paper. My life is complete.

[@qasim1901]

Finally some Pips content

[@UltimateKyuubiFox]

I love the way Daniel says Vonnegut. It’s blatantly incorrect, but it sounds like a cowboy food which is hilarious. Vog-Nut.

[@austenhead5303]

I was just starting to doubt everything and thinking "is he saying it wrong or am I?"

[@NoMereRanger73]

I went to my local post office and there were almost no people working there... *Laughs in “Player Piano” by Kurt Vonnegut* Also, having read Slaughterhouse Five, that note is still confusing. 0_o

[@R3BECCAK]

Honestly you are making me laugh more and more every single time! You’re hilarious and everyone needs a bit of your personality and humour! 😂

[@lesleythegreater]

Is it possible that someone sent you a package from amazon, forgot your address was the last used in their account, and sent you their nose hair trimmer on accident?

[@Alihassan9193]

We need more Pips in our life.

[@kayjohnson5617]

thanks for reading the “portugal the man” spiel... my friend is the one sending vonnegut, and i have also had to experience her ‘conspiracy theory’ abt portugal the man and chernobyl

[@toastybreadbowl]

You bet your ass it was an experience

[@AsfandyarSheikh]

The fact that the madness seems to be normal in these videos now, worries me slightly. :P But keep them coming.

[@KMort]

Tf happened with those glasses?😂 This is getting crazier and crazier by the episode. And truth be told better. Also we love the Pips clips🥳🙌🏻✨

[@AikiraBeats]

Yes we do every bit of pips

[@amangaharwar9774]

The space boy one is a webtoon i think. I read it a long time ago when it had ~100 chapters. It's basically about a girl whose family is sent back to earth (because her father lost his job) while being in cryogenic sleep. She has to adjust to the school there and meets a weird boy. She tackles problems there while struggling to keep up with friends from her previous planet who are older and married now while she is still in school. (Wrote as much as i could remember. Read it a long time ago).

[@annaliesebrandt5637]

I’m really hoping someone meant to buy themselves a nose hair trimmer, but had previously shipped to you, and just can’t figure out why it hasn’t arrived yet

[@austenhead5303]

Or it's just a brilliant troll.

[@monsouranda2822]

He shouldn't throw those used boxes and make a christmas tree out of it for this year's christmas.

[@tylerblind07]

Yessssss, finally someone sent you Culture! So good! Literally my favorite books!

[@allisonsnyder2998]

I'm both surprised and pleased to see Space Boy show up in one of these. It's one of the best

[@kojinshi]

"Daniel Greene's descent into madness"

[@jfnadoe9509]

¨mm mmmm i love jesus ¨ hahahahahahahah

[@mohammadhamad7128]

I have been waiting for another unboxing video for a while now 😌

[@cy3125]

The nose hair trimmer continued to haunt Daniel well into the early hours when he rushed to a mirror and busts out the trimmer. Little did he know it was just the beginning.

[@cy3125]

Nevermind he didn't even make it through the video lol

[@austenhead5303]

@@cy3125 Whoever sent that is an evil genius.

[@masumachowdhury]

The taint is slowly taking over his mind.

[@kousetsuhana]

Aw yiss my fave series is back!!

[@sauwurabh]

these videos are so interesting, i regret not checking them before.

[@TheGeekyHippie]

Just the thumbnail and title has me giggling so hard I'm in tears 😂

[@animefreakazoid01]

Gotta day these videos just keep getting better and better

[@nicademous6396]

As a gamer and fantasy fan, the LitRPG genre is a way to scratch a little of the gaming itch while reading. The Chaos Seeds series is a fun read. I haven't read the most recent release and The Land focuses on a single character ability progression without a lot of the other great plot points that LitRPG has to offer. I think the genre is at it's best when the character's have to balance the game world and the real world. Ascend Online and Awaken Online are my favorites, showcasing more of what the genre has to offer.

[@TaylorMorgeson]

I loved the Land, excited for book 8. I hope you like it too❤. This series actually lead me to your channel.

[@dannybekahconley269]

Love that you got The Deed of Paksenarrion! It was the series that got me into fantasy given to me by my brother!

[@joy.2643]

This video has been the most hilarious unboxing, of all time😂

[@bradleyroar7536]

Ooh. I'm super interested in what your opinion would be on Parable of the Sower. Such an amazing book

[@TheDevler23]

this is exactly the kind of content I signed up for!

[@deanryanmartin]

so you love spanking books eh?

[@TheDevler23]

@@deanryanmartin yeah, but more than that I love the slow descent into madness speckled with sarcasm, optimism, and cynicism which sounds like a contradiction of terms but isn't. He's speaking my language in these videos!

[@deanryanmartin]

@@TheDevler23 Daniel Greene speaks the truth.

[@Yesica1993]

There's no way anyone can read all these books.

[@rebeccawaggner5291]

😂 Pip is so confused by the potato!!! Did you see the head tilt LOL

[@PsychologyandChillwMichi]

This is so high energy -- i kinda like it

[@Lady_S]

I loved this video! Keep it up!!

[@michaelferguson6109]

The culture novels are great! Definitely read them!

[@Saphira46]

Watching your videos has put me in such a fantasy mood that I went to my favourite second hand book store today and got a bunch of fantasy books (Red Sister among them). I looked to see if they had any Robert Jordan books because you hype them so much. They had three of his books in total (and this is a huge ass store). But they had three SHELVES of Terry Goodkind. People seem quite desperate to get rid of his books^^

[@Severian1]

Daniel is going off the deep end and I love it🤣. Thanks for getting me to read WOT. Whitebridge was where I got hooked and I hope I'll stick with it till the end.

[@Lost_isle]

I have adored this unboxing series since its inception but everytime I see a notification for it I always feel a bit of trepidation because every video just adds more to my TBR list.

[@KFoxtheGreat]

The Long Earth is a great one and an interesting take on scifi (coming from someone who has read almost exclusively classic scifi) :) I hope you get to it and love it

[@tycel2004]

The culture is one of my favorite series as well. Shout out to whomever sent it.

[@angelusdemorte3]

I loved the twist at the end...

[@mralfey]

0:00 is something you never want to hear from an adult.

[@oneoftheorder]

Iain Banks's Culture series (beginning with "Consider Phlebas") is incredible -- one of my top sci fi series. Basically Star Trek's Federation dialed forward another 10,000 years (in some ways) -- it is the only sci fi I've found which is arguably as optimistic as Star Trek. The fourth book, "Excession" and the sixth, "Look to Windward," are the best ("The Player of Games" is the most... orthodox, and third, "Use of Weapons," is the most "literary" and generally acclaimed.) I'm sad that Banks could only write nine of them before he passed in 2013.

[@ZamWeazle]

And yet they are 90% better than most "classic sci fi" I read Look To Winward a week after i read Dune. Dune was just dull, distant and humorless in comparrison. And The Player Of Games hooked me like no other.

[@aubreyjane6659]

OMG I didn't look at the title until like a minute in (I just saw the thumbnail. Wild!) and I just did a serious double take! 😂

[@robertbackstrom1964]

Haha great unboxing.

[@mariajoseschneider7609]

Hey Daniel, thanks for including more Pips in your video. Living vicariously through ANYONE who has a cat, since now is not a good time to have one for us. Anyways Merphy says she is going to Jordan con. Hope you guys do a collab! Keep at it!

[@paniklewe]

Ah yeah, eminem line right at the start!

[@decembers06]

I don't know why you got sent a potato, but I'm going to say it's a sign you need to play Portal and Portal 2 because those games are amazing and the second game involves a certain potato.

[@am3703]

Best one yet, daniel is slowly becoming one with the packages in an ever expanding spiral of madness, send more cat postcards

[@FairladyZ2005]

Deed of Paksenarion! Looking forward to what you think of that one. It's actually a trilogy and that book is the collected edition of all three.

[@thebigsida6645]

"and where we all dunk on Terry Goodkind" hahahahaha favourite quote

[@gotelc]

The land is so wierd but good. The audiobook version is fantastic.

[@killingtimeslowly1]

I paused the video to order that Name of the Wind T-shirt. Had no idea something like that was even available! Soo excited!!! Btw, can you say what size you got?

[@MaryAmongStories]

that poster looks incredible wow

[@ThaStikman]

Your descent into madness is marking you a true KZbinr.

[@alexnieves]

This is the greatest part of your channel, you are not allowed to ever quit.

[@haleyjohnson5183]

The Land is one of the favorite series! I really recommend the audio books (the sounds are a little annoying in the first book but they get better) there are eight books total and they just get better!

[@jorichner6678]

Sort time could be reading time. Just read and loved the poster.

[@PsychologyandChillwMichi]

3:13 it is magnificent

[@darraghhoulihan7259]

I have no idea why, but whenever I read one the Alcatraz versus book or think about them, I just start hearing the song "Wonderwall" in my head.

[@nickparsons1299]

That shirt is awesome!

[@kevinalbora562]

I always wind up buying a book after these videos.

[@TheDevler23]

That means the brainwashing is working. excellent.

[@muricalynnwilson5866]

This video was wild from start to finish lol

[@michaelstephens6196]

Daniel, I only know about Elf Quest becuase my mom was a huge fan. Have fun with that one!

[@coconutsoop7382]

"i'm broken as a person" god what an absolute mood also I saw you really enjoyed leigh bardugo's ninth house: have you read her six of crows duology? I'd say they're the best ya fantasy books I've ever read (although it IS a continuation of a trilogy, honestly just read the duology...) :^)

[@bertfechner417]

1:04 Wild Pips appears!

[@Tinahgirl83]

Dude, you’re hilarious! 😂😂😂😂

[@senseimatt3097]

The Land - Lit RPG... They are awesome! I am looking forward to the next in the series. Gnomes Rule!

[@Kikilang60]

I think my favorite videos of yours, are the Fantasy news. So, thanks. So, Danny, how is your book coming along?

[@Kikilang60]

His cat is afraid of his potato gram? I guess he doesn't really cook. Another stereo type of programers proves true.