Desert Bus: The Worst Computer Game Ever Made

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In Desert Bus, the player drives a bus along a straight road between Tucson, Arizona, and Las Vegas. There are no other vehicles, and the scenery consists only of dead trees and bushes. The player can open the doors at occasional bus stops, although no passengers will get on. At a top speed of 45 miles per hour (72 km/h) and a route length of 360 miles (580 km), one ride takes eight hours in real-time. The bus automatically veers to the right, requiring the player to regularly counteract, and the game cannot be paused. Completing a drive between the two cities grants the player one point and the option to turn around and travel the route in the other direction. When the player drives the bus off the road, it gets stuck in the sand, overheats, and must be towed back to the previous stop in real-time
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[@eukaryoticchromosome]

4:38:20

[@MysawCS]

LOL

[@DillionDillionDillionDillion]

The video has been out for 13 minutes. How did you find that

[@dot_connection3897]

@@DillionDillionDillionDillion you had to be there

[@eukaryoticchromosome]

@@DillionDillionDillionDillion im just different my man

[@klkool1]

LMFAOOOO 😂😂😂

[@Jrakula10]

you just know this videos retention rate is going to be shit but you gotta respect the man for uploading the full 8 hrs.

[@videofan-ek5pq]

no SHOT bro. We're averaging like 2min of itswill youtube content per day. This will tide me over for my entire workweek next week

[@jamesbod9539]

my goal is to have this on when i start work, and then when the video ends, I can stop working

[@youknowme6431]

when he said "25 minutes in this will be easy" I felt the same way

[@nameunavailable-gp3ot]

I put this on every night to listen in bed , I'm half way so far

[@Reticentman777]

I’m in it for the long haul. 30 min in I’m going all 8 hours bitch. Just to prove you wrong

[@RENOTHEHYNERIAN]

This is what the unions fought for. 8 hours work, 8 hours sleep and 8 hours of watching will drive a bus

[@rustyshackleford8231]

Now THIS is how you cater to the runescape players that need something to play on their second monitor

[@sidvitriolic2459]

Ill never forget the moment the bug hit the windshield. What a moment in time

[@Recetal]

TIMESTAMP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[@justd3fy]

@@Recetal 5:09:10

[@paulhurns]

Will. I recently bought a bus and drive it from Tucson to an hour outside of Las Vegas. And then 1700 miles to Kentucky. I broke down 2 times. I’m not kidding. I hope you read this

[@soymaxxing]

Classic banger I watched it three times

[@dot_connection3897]

im on my 5th rewatch already. sooo good

[@WhittaII]

absolute bassic clanger this one

[@digbickhaver1302]

I watch this 3 times a day every day

[@nameunavailable-gp3ot]

​@@digbickhaver1302name confirmed

[@MrMW3tricks]

@@digbickhaver1302literally impossible to watch this 3 times a day every day since that would equate to 24 hrs and 6 mins. A day is only 24 hrs long leading to a 6 minute deficit on the next day. Stop spreading misinformation.

[@m4g3imo76]

omg thank you! i have watched every guide on youtube for this specific osrs boss and this is by far the best! short and straight to the point no bs. 10/10 would recommend keep up the good work.

[@myaddiktion3540]

Watching the bug hit the windshield is going down as top 5 moments in my life. Truly a masterpiece.

[@DillionDillionDillionDillion]

I'm scouring YT for something easily digestible and longer than 20 minutes that isn't a 4 hour video essay on why cereal is evil... And whaddya know .. time for round 2 baby

[@KavalierIX]

I really enjoyed the part of the drive after you left Tuscon but before you got to Las Vegas and that guy was going crazy style.

[@trizgo_]

5:15:50 this guy thinks we figured out how to move water after we invented electricity LUL

[@evanfury130]

Everyone might not think Will is serious about this game, but after this stream he's going to Japan for two weeks to learn the speedrun route from the great Japanese Desert Bus speedrunner Okamura Osamu. Once he's back, he's going sub-7:54:07 for sure, you can quote me on that.

[@chrism45]

6:23:40 Story time with Will (Warning: Too interesting)

[@tehroflcopters]

actually interesting

[@Fucyocouch]

Well… 8hrs of work and an 8hr itswill video… this seems right. Thank you universe.

[@BackflipinBrandon]

I watched the entire thing. All of it. It took me 6 days. Well worth it.

[@blase101]

i cannot believe how excited i am to watch this 8 hour banger, will be watching it at 0.5x speed to truly appreciate how good it is.

[@zestygoose5963]

im 12 minutes in and just realised this is an 8 hour long video

[@ignatiushazzard]

I made it to 30 lmao

[@PhenomRom]

@@ignatiushazzard im 5 hours in right now

[@cbk_zip]

Never felt better than hearing Will say "no ones gonna hear this"

[@Hyperiawow]

Starting this video and using it as my alarm to wake up in 8hrs. See ya there folks.

[@ncrtrooper7153]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[@delynastan7644]

thanks NCR trooper 7153!

[@ianirvin2048]

40:19 it took me this long to realize this was indeed not an edited video

[@WakeNBakeBro]

1:01:25 I'm somewhat convinced that you knew in advance to talk about pistachio ice cream. If not, that's freaky dude. 3:07:50

[@stalor8436]

Really enjoyed the 2nd telling of the Takis™ story! Felt immersive

[@phealixosrs1831]

I played this as I went to bed, woke up to Will arguing with people at the 5 hour mark

[@jeffz2281]

5:09:12 elite gaming moment

[@danielmartin6741]

watched the whole thing while playing osrs. got pegs from cerb grinded out rangers and completed dt2. best time I've had playing scape. 10/10

[@williesuede]

grats beast

[@WILLIECLINTON]

Any Joe Blow off the street can drive from Tucson to Las Vegas. I might be impressed if he can drive from Las Vegas to Tucson

[@korbythebullsfan]

I watched the full 8 hours over the course of a couple of days after watching the 2024 tier list and honestly, I can think of many worse ways to spend a work day. Thanks will

[@tortoastlicker4270]

Anyone gonna break it to him that there is an annual stream event where a group has done 167 hours straight of this for charity?

[@WakeNBakeBro]

Planned in leaving this in the background while I slept but I'm still here 4 hours in. Ugh

[@G_L_I_D_E]

This shit slapped, made it through like 7 corrupted gauntlet while watching, a solid 8 hours of content. thank you william. looking forward to next year's adventure

[@jammyrawks]

This stream was iconic, glad I caught it. Happy birthday man!

[@jacobweinstein24]

You know, the hour 5 analysis of the second movement "Largo" from Antonin Dvorak's Symphony no. 9 "From the New World" was truly apt.

[@sweatystoner]

3:31:18 "noones going to be here 3 and a half hours in" well pardon me guess company wasnt expected around this time

[@kevaras8295]

The legendary 8 hour video

[@preetu9028]

5:09:14 the legend finally appears

[@octopusgoat2502]

I just finished watching this at 0.25x speed to make sure I didn’t miss anything. This is your magnum opus.

[@navylaks2]

This guy made a mistake, he wanted to write the world's greatest game ever made but accidentally wrote worst

[@xXfzmusicXx]

I put this on to fall asleep to, fell asleep like 30 min in, then woke up 2 hours later. Then I slept for a while and woke up when it started getting light outside (ingame) and watched the remaining couple of hours. Was good, but idk about the takis bit lol

[@kaylor87]

I'm offended you think we would just skip through this video. Like what do you even mean, this is 8hrs of riveting content -- I'm 4hrs in, excited for the 4hrs remaining.

[@taylorw8952]

The celebrity was “Penn & Teller” btw

[@DillionDillionDillionDillion]

Bro legit pulled an Asmondgold during the Emu war radio segment... "Mhm... Yea... Ok so the Emus came in... I see. So wait... Did the soldiers fight back?" Bro hush and listen

[@kostajovicic8696]

This intro was so fire! Need more of those kinds of intros

[@roelvanderkooij2347]

man it hurt when will said no sane person would be watching this still, imean i was 3.5 hours in and i was just getting started, fire content tho homie

[@ManUisLifee]

28:09 1:24:49 3:07:48 (1:01:29 - 1:02:00 for context) 4:17:55 4:38:20 5:09:03 6:09:57

[@Perich29]

Could have made this game just like Test Drive where you deal with oncoming cars, slow traffic and a crash affect when you crash, your windshield cracks just like on the old flight sim.

[@keybored-]

tell me why i'm watching this whole thing like a movie over multiple days

[@Jellsterr]

Desert bussy title didn’t make the cut I see

[@bensmith7003]

looool incredible intro

[@Xhotic]

there is no way i just watched Will ride in a straight line for 8 hours i need to go take a nap

[@inFenity]

Insanity that this is actually a thing that got posted I'll see y'all in 8 hours

[@ZeboUnBoxing]

Never been ready for a documentary like this before

[@holographer]

Gonna put this shit full screen on my Apple Vision Pros while I drive to Reno tonight.

[@DrLinden]

Great video William! Im thinking about calling off work tomorrow so i can watch it again with my grandma (she has cancer and will probably die soon 😅)

[@ThePopeSquad]

Love the bus, wills bus, bummed I could only catch a little bit live. Very smooth ride, thank you!

[@teeess1909]

Putting this one on when I go to sleep thanks bill

[@WhatTheHellRS]

i was there for the stream and now im going to watch this drive again. man i love this game

[@currentcommerce4774]

watch in full at 25% speed for hardmode

[@SimakSantana]

I think him playing this for 8 hours is proof he’s prob a serial killer

[@kirbirogue97]

I'm glad dad didnt turn the bus around when we started complaining about not going to mcdonalds

[@OSRSiiPro]

whelp, it took me 3 days but i watched you drive a bus for 8 hours lol

[@dot_connection3897]

definitely one of the streams of all time. had a ton of fun watching!

[@stevefreese34]

Maybe its just me, but I would love to watch will play some guitar hero/rock band

[@Mu1as]

never expected anything less from the 9-5 god that itswill

[@tylerpiret2712]

Bro I’m sitting here at the Wynn and this is perfect for my poker tourney. Thank you ❤

[@tylerpiret2712]

I’m still here 2 hours later

[@tylerpiret2712]

10 people left until paid

[@tylerpiret2712]

I’m getting paid, I might even hit final table

[@tylerpiret2712]

Nobody gives a shit but I’m still pumped lol

[@matthewdavies6789]

what did you place @@tylerpiret2712

[@kaylor87]

Me: "What the fuckkk, Will uploaded an 8 hour video???" Also Me: "I've been watching this for 30 minutes already, I wonder if I can watch it all night... 🤔"

[@JohnnysGoldenFiddle]

Another itswill banger, how does he do it?

[@zookasaurusrex3002]

I would legitimately feel bad if i was the developer of this , watching others play.

[@chancepender9561]

Just watched the whole video, what a journey

[@healthmangames6930]

Hey @itswill you should really try the pikmin series man, it's surprisingly difficult and the tragic/hilarious moments would make for a great segment.

[@healthmangames6930]

Pikmin 2 can be particularly devastating as it progresses

[@vladlock]

This will go down as ONE OF THE ALL streams of ALL time!

[@Crazy_Cranberry]

Got my volume on, going to sleep. See you in the morning in Vegas!

[@brendenklein784]

I already watched this whole video and I'm never telling you guys when the bug hits the window. The answer may surprise you.

[@emptyhawkinjs]

One of my favorite streams in a while. Will killed it

[@SJ-TV]

cant wait for people to start speedrunning this game

[@peepypeepo]

this is the gamer version of 8 hours black screen thunderstorm

[@RamminRanch]

There’s fuckin no way. I’ve watched this for 4 hours already

[@kevinreis4698]

I’ve been watching this video for weeks not gonna lie I was looking forward to other cars and the bug on the windshield 4 hours in

[@NXhehe]

This is going to be a classic

[@LandonHolmes]

im 4 hours in, time to hit the hay and watch the last half in the morning

[@EVScape]

BROTHER i thought this was 8 MINUTES

[@EVScape]

still gonna watch the whole thing

[@klumpeet]

"Loot from 80 hours of Desert Bus" incoming

[@blackrifle1239]

I have watched this 4 times now and still don't understand the plot of this game.

[@beet111]

i can't believe I actually watched most of this stream.

[@mbmaccin555555]

As a truck driver living in phoenix, I did this route every night at one point in my career (irl)

[@adamreinhard7252]

as a professional driver by trade, this is much more entertaining to do in person.

[@jacobjacob8381]

welcome to only wills bus

[@klumpeet]

Can't wait to see the return trip.

[@Acuaril]

7:13:43 Best ending to a story ever

[@kray5921]

wills just tryin to find his core audience thats all this is boys

[@wend-yes]

hi its me the second passenger from the front :)

[@TomahawkLabs]

Insane intro. Worth it.

[@lochiemackriell2714]

This video was so good i watched it twice

[@1wacked]

some came for the bus drive. the few came for the crazy style. What then Playboy?

[@yogynuts]

best podcast yet

[@zookasaurusrex3002]

Developers - Wtf somebody actually played, and beat the game...?

[@MrEvaaansss]

There no way he actually drove that 8hours straight 😂😂😂

[@NewBloodPvM]

oh yeah, this is a workday watch

[@samuelsnow6307]

erm... 8 hours...? what the scallop?!

[@wilmchale7025]

worlds first fire hydrant was in 1801