Destroying World War I with Bad Translations

[@gamer-buddha7264]

We need a napoleonic one. It’d be so funny for the HE lore to expand.

[@kracerplayz4033]

HE LORE NOT HIM edit: wow you actually listened to me lol. edit 2: 100 likes?!

[@DylanoRevs]

I can imagine HE being part of the Iberian peninsular war as a guerilla fighter. It's his home after all

[@oliverfortin3695]

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[@Ocoro_]

*HE* led guerrilla warfare in Spain against the French language

[@_Sur22_]

I can imagine HIM being born there Following the timeline it will be true

[@LukasLIFEFilms]

THE STORY OF HE (as of this video) He was born 300 years ago, in the Ottoman empire, where now lies modern-day Spain. His military career had a bumpy start: on July the 24th, He was sent to Serbia by the French Captain Lotte, but he refused to fight almost immediately. When the allies tried to court-martial Him, He was forced to fight for the Central Powers. On August the 17th, He wrote one of His most famous quotes: "Supporters of His work are working hard to find the original text of this statement." He wasn't wrong. Supporters of He have yet to find the original text, and He refuses to this day to admit where it is. On the 21st of August 1914, He was sent to fight the French in Charleroi by His German superiors, but He was reluctant to fight his ex-colleges: He hardly fought during the battle. He proceeded to fight poorly for an extended period of time. In the Battle of Lava in Austria-Hungary, He went MIA and was presumed dead. On September the 9th 1914, He even attacked His own general, Theobald Von Bateman-Hallwager. This attack was unsuccessful, and He narrowly escaped court martial for His treasonous act. This did, however, hurt His reputation among the soldiers of the Central Powers. He discovered the extent of His unpopularity during the Iranian war, when Ottoman soldiers left Him behind at Chatur. This event was a turning point in His life. When He was sent to Sri Lanka on January 18th 1915, (When Japan opposed China's neutrality, it somehow triggered a Russian Revolt in Sri Lanka) He faked his death and ran away to the UK to start His life over. This is why some say that He is the youngest son of the Russian Revolution. He remarried, possibly to She (who became president of the Philippines between 1986 and 1992), but it wasn't long before He delved back into the dangerous world of warfare. He enlisted into the British Army in 1916, receiving His legendary British uniform. The British generals saw a lot of potential in His abilities. They very quickly made Him lieutenant and gave Him a small army. He almost immediately let them down when He lost His army in Romania in less than a week's worth of fighting. Realising that He wasn't cut out for leading, He requested permission for a four-month leave between September and December 23rd. Surprisingly, the British army granted his request. During leave, He decided to focus on a career in construction, rather than destruction. He took on military commissions in London and built schools and churches in Thessaloniki, Greece. He returned just in time to fight in the Christmas war, where he made a name for himself thanks to His ferocious fighting capabilities, sparking many legends. He had a pretty relaxed career afterwards. For most of 1917, He didn't partake in any infamous battles. It was only on September the 5th 1917 that He got up and sprang into action when he learned that Captain Lotte (who had sent Him on that fateful trip to Serbia) had gone rogue and hijacked Seidler's tour of Fiji. It was time to distribute stone well-deserved Karma. For his heroic actions in the Christmas war, He became a war hero. He was received in Buckingham palace by king George V on December the 10th 1919 at 11 : 59, where some say he got a knighthood. Peacetime was an uneventful part of His life. During this period of calm, He lived in Central Africa, where He presumably got bored. This would explain why, when tensions started escalating in 1939, He re-enlisted in the British army and was sent to Germany on September the 3rd. The Allies were hoping that His presence would remind Germany of their strength, and eliminate any risk of war. Needless to say, it didn't work. Despite this, He didn't see much action. In an attempt to pass the time, He founded a city called London in Belgium, but that didn't keep him busy for long. Soon, however, He saw some action over the channel on September the 3rd 1940. In what would later become known as "the Battle of Britain," He single handedly prevented Hitler from invading the UK. This moment was commemorated in Churchill's famous quote: "never has so much been owed by so many to so very, very few." Having become an international celebrity, the British army had become reluctant to send Him on dangerous missions, which was a shame, because He was dying to see some more action. This is why, on June the 1st 1941, He ran away with his battalion to Crete, forever severing ties with Britain, and established a kingdom there. On August 19th 1944, He rather famously summoned the Estonian army to destroy the Soviet Empire, expelling all Soviet forces from their conquered territory, and assuring peace in Germany for the duration of the Cold War. This, however, made Him very unpopular among the Communist parties of the world, most notably Russia and China. He fought both countries for six years, only admitting defeat on the 22nd of October 1950 when China sent 30 000 reinforcements to the People's Republic of China. Although His forces surrendered, He was never captured. He disappeared, and wasn't seen again until January 2nd 1959, when several fishermen reported seeing Him fly without using an aeroplane. Some Historians think He was testing an experimental long-range jetpack. Others have suggested that the fishermen were on hallucinogens. In 1965, He set his sights on the sky. He applied at NASA to become an astronaut. In December 1967, having completed His two years of training, He was sent on His first mission. Between the 21st and the 27th of December, He completed 10 orbits of the moon. His return to Earth, however, didn't go as planned. During orbit, the engines on His spacecraft ignited much later than expected, sending Him thousands of miles off course. He landed in the middle of China, who still hadn't forgiven Him for the war He had waged against them. A game of cat and mouse ensued between Him and the Chinese army. Finally, on the 20th of July 1969, He successfully made it back to the USA. He, however, was undeterred by the incident. During the strange period of time between December the 7th and the 15th 1970, (which was declared one long day, a Thursday) He became the first person to land on another planet. One year later, on the 2nd of December 1971, He landed on Mars for the first time. His career at NASA, however, was short-lived. After all, He, at His heart, was a warrior. He enlisted in the US army in April 1975, and immediately went to Cambodia to fight the Communist party of Kampuchea, also known as the Khmer Rouge. On the 12th of May 1975, He prepared for an amphibious assault on Cambodia's coast. Unfortunately, as He and His troops approached the beach, His ship was hit in the citadel by a coastal cannon, flooding the engine room. Unable to manoeuvre, pinned down and taking on water, He and His crew fought for survival. The situation didn't improve until the US Navy's arrival, upon which they managed to rescue Him, His crew and even the ship. This incident later became known as the Mayagüez incident. By now, He had become a major military power, and thus a major threat to many. This probably explains the terror attack of November the 29th 1975, which was directed at Him. He was starting to be used in political negotiations in the same way nuclear weapons were. Take the NATO incident of September the 12th 1979, where they threatened the development of nuclear weapons in Europe. In a famous quote: "He has played this game twice," He pointed out that He had already fought in two world wars, and wasn't scared to fight in a third. This instantly put NATO back in its place, and they never threatened the development of nuclear weapons in Europe ever again. He, however, did not stay inactive during that period of time. Between 1976 and 1983, He led the infamous campaign in Argentina. He was also sent along with American forces to the Caribbean island of Granada in October 1983, during which time He overthrew not only the communist government, but also the Cuban government, preventing Soviet forces from building an airport. When Congress adopted the controversial Borland Convention on the 24th of May 1984, He was sent to silence anyone opposing the convention. In a rather controversial move, He won by denying the rebels any aid of any kind. His questionable tactics did not go unnoticed: on the 22nd of April 1985, He was convicted of crimes against humanity (for His actions in May 1984) and of war crimes. (for His actions in Argentina.) There hasn't been any news of Him since. Some, however, say that He will return… Someday…

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

Now that you set it down in one comment, HIS story is quite interesting! By my count, he fought for _seven_ countries: 🇫🇷 France: July 24, 1914 ⬛⬜🟥German Empire: August 1914-January 1915 🚩🇱🇰 Soviet revolutionaries in Sri Lanka (?!): January 18, 1915 🇬🇧 United Kingdom: August 1916 (Romania); December 23, 1916-1919 (Christmas War and other parts of World War I); September 3, 1939-June 1, 1941 (World War II) 👑🇬🇷 Crete: June 1, 1941-beyond 🇪🇪 Estonia: August 1944 (destruction of the Soviet Empire) 🇺🇸 United States: 1965-at least 1971 (NASA); April 1975-1984 (US Army) HE is quite an interesting character: an architect, a revolutionary (both pro-Soviet _and_ anti-Soviet), a soldier in many armies, an aviator, and an astronaut! The next time HE appears, make sure to post an updated history of HIM... if you have time. For now, thanks for the comment!

[@kevin8712]

I'm Filipino, why did they not put SHE'S presidency in my history books!?

[@aleksystrzecki205]

bro this should be published. May I be your official translator into Polish?

[@LukasLIFEFilms]

@@aleksystrzecki205 You go right ahead!

[@gooseegg617]

Government cover up​@@kevin8712

[@karyote1929]

I have a theory. He actually has a ability to revive, and everytime he does, he gets a new ability. That's why he's so powerful later on. He died several times between

[@CubicalLaboratory]

Now that's a theory

[@Cigmacica]

In the cold war episode there was a line saying that it was his second time playing this game

[@leoleonid5400]

He, The God of HYPERDEATH!

[@RomWatt]

He is a Time Lord

[@wayward5219]

​@@CigmacicaWhat if HE is like a special secret character. While everyone was playing with humans, HE was using a collectable character super op?

[@lonelyspaceman4832]

The Chillingboys have to be my favorite new faction in the HEniverse. John Chillingboy better be getting his own spin-off series.

[@howdoipickaname9815]

I think the Chillingboy Rebellion wasn't even much of a rebellion, they were just like "Hey, can we chill?" And the government was like "Yeah, sure"

[@gooseegg617]

My great grandfather fought in the chillingboy rebellion I'll never forget his stories

[@casteddu6740]

He went from dying two times then being obliterated in Romania, to marrying, starting a great career in architecture and then becoming an extremely competent WW2 commander, to then breaking the laws of physics and human boundaries, is by far the greatest glow up of all time

[@patrickstar5136]

remember he has played this game before so WW1 were probably his first attempts.

[@patriot17764th]

Yes!!!!!

[@Graatand]

When we get to Timeline of the 21st Century, he will be an actual god.

[@pvknight4014]

HE is the proof self-improvement works

[@tugalord]

​@@Graatandwhat if HE is the God of Abraham?

[@anthonyminimum]

8:46 The moment HE discovered his true powers

[@zyakko82]

Even when HE is weak he still makes time to build schools and churches. What a guy.

[@howdoipickaname9815]

He works for the people

[@planetmars408]

6:05 As a romanian,i am ashamed that we don't learn about HE and HIS army being defeated in our history classes.

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

Indeed! Defeating HIM in 1916 was one of the Romanian Army's greatest achievements!

[@satyakisil9711]

Now we know why Romania surrendered so easily. The Romanian army was devasted after having to defeat HIS army within a week.

[@Foxy_AR]

This is literally randomly generated humour and I love it

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

Just as Larry the Cucumber predicted.

[@iamjohnfarlow]

“In the future, entertainment will be randomly generated.” - Larry the Cucumber 2003

[@anonymous71207]

Weedeater

[@LizzieG9926]

Just as max0r said in the ultrakill vol. 2 video

[@taffingtonboathouse5754]

Weedeater

[@Afefgly]

1:50 where real men cried

[@offcialaa2progamr]

i love how He is just straight up a character, and his development is insane WW2 was the first episode, where we see him as an already very strong person. and in the sequel (the cold war) He ascends to a godlike being, but in WW1 we see that He wasn't always as strong, in fact He was kinda weak, but then after literally dying He just says "nah" and comes back as a slightly stronger He.

[@DiamondDuk]

Something must’ve happened in the interwar period to make HIM stronger. We just don’t know yet.

[@DWithDiagonalStroke]

​​@@DiamondDukHE probably died some more times.

[@remmurdydooM]

Must have been when He got up

[@kkvv3699]

What kills Him makes Him stronger

[@nicketaevani-fzukunf007]

In destroying history with bad translation video, there is some rare He lore around WW2.

[@Drschnarch]

Teacher: "Who did win WWI?" Average students: "Allies!" Gigachads: "He!"

[@ubblebungus]

those students would FAIL! it was the TRIPLE ENTENTE that won WW1, not the ALLIES!

[@shinyagumon7015]

Michael is like the proto HE. Also fitting it ended with HIM at the Buckingham Palace, maybe that's how he got his British uniform?

[@garreygarrey]

Yooo yeah oohhh shit

[@lawden210]

THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE FOR WW2

[@Remls]

The thick plottens

[@Donald38]

nice theory

[@whoce2821]

And why the Allies sent him to Germany at the beginning of WW2, they recruited him

[@justinambru8529]

3:05 To be fair, the previous episode established that HE has god like powers.

[@idlegameplayer3756]

This is what they meant when they said “HE has played this game twice”

[@lemontreemedia2252]

@@idlegameplayer3756OHHHHHHHH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW 😮

[@oZqdiac]

He Born: 11 December 1617, Spain (then part of the Ottoman Empire) Has died multiple times Has played this game twice Is the youngest son of the Soviet Revolution Established a kingdom in Crete Has a British uniform Fought in the British Army Went into space Flew long distances without a plane His wife was the first president of the Philippines And more

[@filipedias7284]

Imo the most important piece of info here is that He has played this game twice

[@McYumFucksHobbitsInIsengard]

She was Ronald Reagan

[@tabien888]

Has deserted Austria-Hungary to fight with Serbs

[@magdavillafuerte]

Literally Goku

[@justinarzola4584]

Was convicted of war crimes in Argentina.

[@Liakos953]

As a Greek, I’m extremely proud that HE built a church and a school in Thessaloniki

[@quasario]

He even established a kingdom in Crete

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

As a non-Greek who is interested in that country, I can see why! HE played quite a significant role in Greek history, including such constructive ways as building a church and a school!

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

@@quasario Indeed, He did. That was quite significant in Greek translation-history!

[@cheekibreeki904]

HE kinda owns it to Greece, after that debacle with Olympus.

[@Foxy_AR]

He has literally died and doesn’t even care, he is the most powerful man to ever exist

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

I imagine HE just gets back up a few minutes after dying.

[@cpt_nordbart]

You could say the same about Rommel.

[@The_whales]

Don’t worry, HE got totems of undying

[@netkv]

He played this game twice!

[@aking-plums6985]

HE has had more come backs than Lazarus :)

[@RestlessBogatyr]

10:53 This is by far the most accurate thing its said.

[@funnyname8004]

HE is an unexpected but extremely well designed character and I love it

[@boaoftheboaians]

Ironically *he* might have be better written as a character than some characters from recent modern movies 😂

[@crimsonrose215]

Yeah. Someone should make a movie about He.

[@Dahaka-rd6tw]

And he's not even designed but just random nonsense that was made just for fun! Maybe I should use Google tranlate on some random movie plot and turn whatever results into a superhero.

[@tahsinnawarreti6662]

​@@crimsonrose215true

[@lionhartjohn1000]

I can't believe how the HE timeline actually fits with the WW2 vid. As HE was received by Buckingham Palace where he must've been recruited which is why we see HIM be dispatched by Britain against the Nazis later.

[@lawden210]

3:18 Chillingboys rise up!

[@anthonyminimum]

Yeah!! Chillingboys unite!!

[@Tripp-y9b]

Go Chillingboys!

[@howdoipickaname9815]

#ChillingboyForever

[@ilarioLee]

In Thousand Year Reich 2: Dreams Of A Republic John Chillingboy Raids The Capital Marking The End Of Transvolga Novobirsk Surrenders To Russian Republic The Russian Liberation Front Is Collapsed

[@cpt_nordbart]

Dude Chill

[@vadertrap6535]

Fact: HE is weaker now because he hadn’t yet mastered the full potential of his powers, remember this is early in the timeline

[@nellgwenn]

Kind of like The Greatest American Hero. He owns the suit, he has powers when he's in it, but doesn't quite know how it works yet. Believe it or not, I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free- Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not it's just He.

[@hopin8krzys]

Its His prequel

[@reza4795]

No HE played this before ww1 was hes first playthrough

[@piemseml6206]

it makes me wonder if HE is gonna be even weaker in the napoleonic wars

[@2011SoxMD36]

Early in the timeline, but he was born 300 years before.... This means only one thing. He lives, and he will outlive us all... Unless he's been killed seven more times along the timeline. He's clearly part cat and has nine lives.

[@SanDaniel9668]

5:56 that's why Publius Xano is named the Destroyer of Britain

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

I get it now! Before he killed Publius Song during World War II, Publius Xano must have played a key part in winning the Roman Wars! Thanks for the explanation!

[@Zembeka]

MORE HE LORE! "He was sent to Serbia, but refuse and was forced to fight against Austria" "Supporters of his work are working hard to find the original text of this statement" "He hardly fought in Charleroi" "He died in the Battle of Lava in Austria-Hungary (RIP HE ???-1914 1914-???)😢" "He decided to attack Theobald von Bateman-Hallwager" "But after lam's victory. They left him" "He died in battle 😢" "He remarried in Great Britain" "Romania is at war with its allies. His army was defeated within a week" "He also built a church and a school in Thessaloniki" "He received a military commission from Mayor Maurice Heinz and built a new buildings outside the park. Prime Minister" "He was in Central Africa after fighting Great Britain and France during the Christmas War" "He got up. This is called Karma" "He was born 300 years ago in the Ottoman Empire" "He was received at Buckingham Palace by King George V on the evening of December 10 and visited Buckingham Palace for the first time on November 11" He will be back (Idk why i did this tbh i'm just bored)

[@MrMysterious101]

HE IS HIM AND THATS WHY HE IS HIM!! 😎

[@ВасилийМорозов-л7х]

I think HE has done so many good things back in the Ottoman Empire 300 years ago that his good karma saves him from death and when he dies he gets reborn into himself to carry on his divine work.

[@deleted-something]

Holy jesus

[@bagofrazors2934]

@@ВасилийМорозов-л7хlegitimately I want to be just like *HIM* some day.

[@williamcartertindale11]

He's a god man. Died multiple times, still alive

[@RayAkuma]

7:33 Here's what we gonna do: We gonna establish a Kingdom, Thats it.

[@LeRoiEnJaune]

On the one hand, this timeline seems to have a much higher _quantity_ of wars; on the other, their _bloodiest_ war only killed 1900 people. That's... almost idyllic, really.

[@NeoWish]

World War One is just a set of millions of little wars

[@hawks-wings]

Our timeline’s bloodiest war killed seventy million people!

[@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547]

And the EU exists in 1910

[@woohoomusic5098]

They also agreed to say both sides won at the end of each battle and during some battles soldiers didn't fight, presumably they were on break. This is the nicest timeline I've ever seen, everyone is so kind to each other

[@randomnessrules4971]

And the Ottomans only occupied people.@@woohoomusic5098

[@SalemTheEgg]

"Jean loses her fight with Sharon." Had me dying and rolling on my bed laughing

[@annakobuk3618]

Not mentioned Karen was most probably the refree/umpire at that fight

[@Wither02]

"He has already played this game twice." It makes sense now! He died twice in WWI, making everything after his third time playing. He can revive!

[@piemseml6206]

maybe HE's not as powerful as we thought

[@vger4781]

HE is a save scummer?!😱

[@warlordofbritannia]

@@vger4781 No, He’s like Gandalf-sent back to finish His mission

[@JocaPlays87]

​@@piemseml6206HE was still learning his powers in the WWI days, HE fully mastered his powers around the cold war, allowing him to fly across oceans and space

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

7:07 excellent choice of background. Great movie

[@Alexander59059]

Someone should turn these into proper alternate histories

[@loomhigh]

If I had time to relearn hoi4 modding I would

[@cherno8119]

this is all just a normal hoi4 game with ahistorical AI

[@captainrumia2607]

I don't know how a HOI4 mod would incorporate Him, but I'd like to see it.

[@rodrigoschiification]

Make a kingdom in Crete through events and put HE as the leader with a bunch of buffs

[@loomhigh]

Literally just reskin Trotsky and disable death. That would be the lazy solution@@captainrumia2607

[@user-never-existed]

Well obviously HE didn’t die for real, did he? He ended up orbiting the earth, flying without an airplane, and waging war on Jupiter in the Cold War! Keep it up. HE lore is currently my favourite thing on YT

[@tahsinnawarreti6662]

Mine too

[@Ag_33]

This series has unironically become my favorite Alternate History story

[@piemseml6206]

yeah like the ottomans have spain and also turkey was a part of the soviet union this has actually become an alt history

[@lawden210]

8:39 They were just chillingboys

[@DarkifyDarkify]

I can't believe Jean has lost the battle to Sharon, saddest moment in human history...

[@riazortho]

It's always Sharon...

[@realhawaii5o]

10:47 That's one way of putting it. Like someone once said "We didn't do it, but they deserved it"

[@hti5795]

ITS TIME FOR SOME HE LORE!!!!

[@Nobody-Cool]

Fr

[@gamer-buddha7264]

HE framed his death twice

[@KrystianZieba-kc8tx]

​@@gamer-buddha7264nah, HE is such a chad HE refused to stay dead

[@M1551NGN0]

4:17 can't believe Augustus entered the Mine Akina racing scene as well, will be able to beat the legendary AE86 in a downhill race?

[@editortornado9988]

"The war to end all wars." No wonder there's so many wars in this video

[@njeevans5768]

2:30 5 is actually my favourite number!

[@osheridan]

5th like

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

Then, it's perfect that Google Translate agrees!

[@The_whales]

This WW1 was truly a Great War, with everyone winning even if you lost a battle

[@Nugcon]

ww1 was famously known as the war where everyone won!

[@SJJ382]

So he is a british man born over 300 years ago in ottoman empire, later lives in britain, married at least twice, relegious and rich since he's able to build churches and make his own armies and countries however he pleases. Also able to revive himself and kind of considered as a hero

[@MandoMain]

The WWI arc really was not his best time. He must have trained a lot in the interwar period in order to perform his later feats.

[@retinazer7652]

HIS power grew over the years

[@Jumpjet_Halliel]

It was a new type of war, no longer battle formations in an open field with muskets, instead chaos of bullets flying everywhere and as well as explosions, HE was still adapting and learning, afterall in the cold war it will be HIS second time playing the game, meaning this is his trial stage of the new era at the time

[@eggggyu5]

it is likely that he grew in power after ww2 but between ww1 and ww2 he trained his commander skills since in ww2 he was one of the best commanders to ever exist

[@requiemlul3140]

@@Jumpjet_Halliel Actually feasible. There hasn’t been a war with these technologies for a long time and he is from the Ottoman Empire. He wouldn’t have been adapted to this kind of war.

[@fabiorepetti2492]

He had to grind XP

[@diogo8830]

5:14 They're 2.700 years late

[@braziliantsar]

No joke, a masonic war would be DOPE AF

[@LeRoiEnJaune]

I'd also be partial to seeing the Chinese capture of Syracuse.

[@taffingtonboathouse5754]

And the kaiserreich capture western gaul

[@carteradams43]

@@LeRoiEnJaune Don't forget the Romans conquering the Ottomans and British in 1916-1917. They just up and started a second world conquest playthrough two thousand years later

[@Setupthemabomb]

I'd imagine a masonic war would be a bunch of masons throwing brick and mortar at each other

[@newg4515]

And the gauls and britons capturing turkey@@taffingtonboathouse5754

[@Williamslamaeiland]

10:28 sooo, i'm gonna make this a real thing

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

VoxMM sounds like an interesting idea for a social media site! If that is opened to the public, maybe I'll check it out!

[@lukaswilhelm9290]

7:04 Putin is Rasputin confirmed! Although during WW1 he was still an actor pretending to be a mad monk by the name of Rasputin.

[@VHS_Omega]

This guy is underrated as hell

[@anthonyminimum]

2:00 Oh, never mind. Apparently he has survived his death. So powerful 🫡

[@AbyssalTheDifficulty]

i mean he is in the 2nd gameplay so...

[@bencox3641]

2:11 That actually sounds really cool.

[@princeimrahil6557]

2:20 I love how you couldn't decide which reference to go with, so you used both lol

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

And so, Big Brother _and_ the "no war in Ba Sing Se" girl appears! Quite entertaining!

[@ParasaurolophusEwan]

THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE THERE IS NO OPRESSION IN OCEANIA THERE IS NO WEAKNESS IN IGNORANCE

[@ilarioLee]

No Ingsoc Just Free Oceania

[@pillr3817]

Other than he lore you should also do narrator lore, since its getting to be like a cry for help, between "I killed a man" and now "struggle with drugs"

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

Good idea! The author is a character unto him/herself! The Cold War video even mentioned that "the author has moved", presumably because all those messages he wrote. The author is quite interesting!

[@marcelxd1633]

In this video you can really see that HE had a very good training after ww1

[@NovaAge]

4:56 Day #160 of playing Rainworld: the word "cycle" has caused an intermediate association.

[@swisstianl7547]

He lore for this video: HE was born on December 11th, 1617 by Turkish parents in Spain . HE was chosen by God to keep the Earth from all evils and HE became immortal. HE trained with God for 297 years until ww1 broke out. During the war, HE teleported around Europe, kinda spectating the war but also getting involved if needed to. On July 3rd, 1916, HE remarried to an unknown woman. We don't even know who HE married firstly. After the war, HE was invited to Buckingham Palace for his recognition by King George V. Later, HE enlisted to be in the British Army and soon became a general.

[@combineadvisor572]

I love how the setup for World War 1 (the murder of the archduke) was botched so terribly. It just introduces a bunch of characters, like Gavrilo (princess of bosnia) and Prince Hornberg of Sarajevo, and then just tells us some guy named Safia was assassinated

[@yeeyee5057]

Considering that he was born 300 years ago, and then how powerful HE was in ww2, and how OP HE was in the cold war, and how weak he was in ww1... My personal theory is that HE's power grows exponentially

[@piemseml6206]

maybe we'll get a modern HE lore when HE basically becomes a god

[@fabiorepetti2492]

I have another theory: when he (probably) destroyed the French army in the Franco-Prussian war he decided to increase the difficulty level.

[@anthonyminimum]

11:52 Oh god, they’ve started collectivizing

[@anthonyminimum]

9:25 WOAH!!! HE was born in 1617, that’s crazy!!

[@ignited909]

"300 years ago"

[@gameon96969]

The real question is how many "th" time that is

[@JUST-BAD698]

@@ignited909???

[@jiahthehuman1853]

Notable events of WW1: - Jean losing her fight with Sharon - Assassination of Russian actor Grigory Putin - WW7 - Gallipoli, a major victory for the Ottomans and the Entente - Germany invaded Samoa and NZ, it didn't matter

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

Those are quite some important events!

[@cal30no1iscool9]

World war 1: He is a snooty soldier who doesn’t follow orders yet has a cult following. World war 2: He becomes a world famous general who led the allied armies to victory. Cold War: He becomes a god that still gets his team wiped in Vietnam for some reason. Edit: spelling and some inaccuracy fixing

[@Geow1ng]

Vietnam winning is a canon event in all timelines

[@Mill_Jr]

But HE probably didn't fight directly in Vietnam, he just led his army to failure, probably he just didn't have time to think of a strategy

[@segplayz4519]

he didn't lose, he led his team to failure

[@nellgwenn]

You forgot about his unfortunate Crimes Against Humanity. That was so bad.

[@drewrussell8531]

Well, somewhere in either the WW2 or the Cold War video, it was stated that Vietnam was a computer-based state or something like that; maybe they're some sort of hyper-advanced technocratic utopia run by AI in this timeline.

[@Bryzerse]

I can't believe He doesn't have a Wikipedia page yet

[@Insert_Bland_Name_Here]

I didn't know we've already had World Wars 1, 7, 2, 3 and 2 again... That's pretty concerning. I guess that's what I get for not paying attention in history classes

[@claudetheclaudeqc6600]

yeah, that's so fucking weird

[@robinchesterfield42]

The--suddenly, out of nowhere--"World War SEVEN!" part was one of my absolute faves. XD This sounds like how some of my games of "Civilization: Call to Power" went.

[@tsaralexis9459]

I think I understand what it means by him being born in Spain and the Ottoman Empire. So it talks about the conquest of Spain so I theorize in this timeline the ottomans conquered Spain or atleast part of it

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

That would make sense! It would also explain the map of the Ottoman Empire, which showed Spain as part of its territory. I'd like to see the story of Ottoman rule in Spain during the 17th century. Спасибо для теории, Алексей!

[@patrickstar5136]

5:08 robots in the dark sounds like a great band name

[@MejTie]

hey can we all just agree that HE is the channel mascot now?

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

Definitely! HE's the most recognizable character in all of StarvHarv!

[@LucaTheMeme]

HE even surpassed "The Buddha"

[@nanowithbeans2511]

He, by this point is basically Lauri Allan Törni expanded to an entire century. I wonder if he was also instrumental in the mongel conquest of the sun. Edit: After binge watching his badly translated history. He is not just an alla torni, he is literally the Shounen protagonist of badly translated history! He even has the same formula of having basic powers from the start and even dying and being brought back. To becoming a GODLY BEING! Take notes Akira Toriyama.

[@Kosa9900]

Nah HE is 300 years old. But maybe he uses time travel?

[@swisstianl7547]

@@Kosa9900 I think HE was born December 11th, 1617 by Turkish parents in Spain and was chosen by God to cure the world from evil and be immortal

[@PexTheCreature]

if HE is an upscaled, godly version of Törni shouldn't we get a Sabaton song about HIM too?

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

​@@swisstianl7547A godlike being born to Turks that's literally immortal? Is He just the freaking God-Emperor?

[@swisstianl7547]

@@rebelgaming1.5.14 If you want it to be...

[@KDraws10481]

1:33 *u n d e r s t a n d*

[@Tripp-y9b]

Understood

[@VolframSzabados]

02:15 summary of humanity's entire history

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

Indeed, it is... Endless war!

[@Vietnam_Gigachad]

And when we need he most He return to answer the call

[@anthonyminimum]

1:12 This war? Yes.

[@Icy_Polish_Italian]

Yes

[@Flup89]

Yes

[@SomeMusic622]

We need to make a wikipedia page for Him with all of the lore from StarvHarv's videos and the put that through the languages with the worst translation quality to create new he lore!

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

This video is, once again, quite a roller coaster! Not only is HE back (from the dead!), but we know HE's 300 years old by World War I! Also, there's a lot of wars here, including "the Christmas War". Thanks for the video! Edit on 28 August: at 1:15, it says that on 17 August 1914, "supporters of his work are working hard to find the original text of this statement". Well, thanks to the Wikipedia article "Timeline of World War I", I found it. The "original text of this statement" says "Battle of Stallupönen. The Russian army enters East Prussia." I've learned something new today, and I solved a mystery! Thanks again!

[@ВасилийМорозов-л7х]

6:50 It'd be more accurate to say that the battle of Verdun was lost by both sides.

[@THIS-CHANNEL-IS-DEAD]

lost by both sides can also mean won by both sides since neither explicitly won

[@Nugcon]

Google translate was a glass half full kinda guy

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

Exactly! Both sides lost many men at Verdun!

[@AFellowDoktuh]

Lmfao the thought of Ned Flanders speaking Latin to the Roman Empire and them surrendering is too much😂

[@soogymoogi]

Well sally salve neighbor!

[@Totally_Bonkers]

Perhaps he was originally born in Spain, but traveled back in time 300 years to help in past history

[@rob_olmstead]

As a speaker of Portuguese I can confirm "Gota" is "drop" in Portuguese

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

I've learned a new Portuguese word! Also, "drop" is also "gota" in Spanish, which is the language I learned for three years in high school. Thanks for the linguistics lesson!

[@what4521]

7:38 - You're joking, but meanwhile in Russia we've got a Lenin street in most, if not every, city. Damn, our version of John Doe is Ivan Ivanovich, who lives in the house 1 on the Lenin street.

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

That's what I was thinking! "Lenin Street" is quite typical in Russia! Am I correct in assuming that it's as generic as "Broadway" is in my homeland? Anyway, thanks for the comment!

[@btm9099]

In my head canon, He is some godly being that is just playing throughout the history as a game,in other words, he is the main character

[@masterblasterT47]

Your ability to read this with a straight face is quite impressive.

[@svlanifructis7114]

The ever increasing numbers of World Wars happening during WW1 is taking me out 😭

[@ArjunTheRageGuy]

Yeah, like bruh, frickin world wars in a world war!?

[@basicallycasual7048]

"Honey stop watching that, he is back in ww1"

[@shadowtrooper262]

6:23 I wonder what happened to the 5 World Wars? 😂😂😂

[@osheridan]

I was so hungry... and they looked so good... I'm sorry 😞

[@_AstaLily]

I’ve never clicked something so fast He is back :)

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

Yes, HE is.

[@Nobody-Cool]

He is back

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

@moge3411 Uh, he did. Twice.

[@professionaldriver77878]

​@@deleetiusproductions3497And born twice

[@HungThrobare-h9o]

“Transfem Princess Gavrilo Princip isn’t real, she can’t hurt you” Transfem Princess Gavrilo Princip: 0:15

[@MahsaKaerra]

I'd like to know more about that Jean vs. Sharon fight on September 19th, 1918.

[@WOLFTylerTheCreatorglazer75]

7:15 we need a moment of silence for those 50 znamensky's 😭

[@hawks-wings]

Rip 50 znamenskys

[@ueIl]

Nothing happened in Petrigrad Square

[@EnclaveEmily]

So, in this timeline, the Ottoman Empire owned Spain 300 years ago. HE was born there afterall. We can also see that HE was still learning to use his powers.

[@chezburgerE]

1:56 "Grass feet" This is truly the most tragic moment of all time. Everyone give a moment of silence

[@esqueletaceo]

My hypothesis is that he is a legacy character: different men assume his identity, that explains the different birthplaces

[@brandona1140]

11:35 A battle for the ages

[@cac_deadlyrang]

I love how He, in the course from 1914 to 1991, has gone from some douche with the tactical prowess of Bingo Heeler to the physical embodiment of reality itself.

[@austria-hungary4981]

The full "HE" lore we know (briefly) He was born in the Ottoman Spain around 1600s He was weak and died two times in WW1 and was defeated by Romanians But in WW2 He became stronger and helped the Allies a lot Then during the Cold War, He became the supreme divine being.

[@anthonyminimum]

5:32 Oh wow, now we know HE got married on July 3rd, 1916. Let’s mark it in our calendars for 2024

[@justhere4637]

I wonder what the previous marriage was since it said a remarriage.

[@Mehak-dq2xw]

@@justhere4637Maybe SHE

[@mercenarydavi8362]

Imagine if this is actually what happend and history fooled us this entire time

[@mrrecordaa6564]

Guys, welcome to another episode of discovering the history of HIM

[@tahsinnawarreti6662]

True that all we want to know

[@iprisj]

4:01 This will drastically affect fishing season.

[@DraedonTheInventor]

Don't forget that this is only HIS first steps. The emergence of HIM, so to speak. You can see HIM testing the waters before performing great feats later on

[@peety0792]

I want this dude to take bill wurtz "history of the world I guess", google translate it, and then make a video on it in the same style

[@Greygoooo]

This is like the prequel trilogy then. Awesome!

[@КарлВверх]

>main character is a fan favourite and an iconic symbol of the saga >is destined to, and later will become the most powerful person in the universe >yet here is depicted drastically differently, is inexperienced, makes blunders, suffers defeats >still is a hero beloved by the people, decorated by the government >often leads troops to battle, frequently acts on his own >gets married >serves karma once >kinda dies in a lava battle, kinda doesn't It's like poetry, it rhymes

[@anunluckyguy7586]

🚨 Why is everyone talking about HE? 👤🚨 we should talk about the thing HE did in Argentina 😱 🇦🇷 It's time to open our eyes 👀 and stop ❌ supporting HE 👤 We should not support HIM! 👤❌

[@claricelacerda9614]

Dude, I seriously have never laughed so much. I love these videos. Very creative 👍

[@ZoveRen]

2:47 *WALTER*

[@mastercabbage]

It’s surprising how much he contributed to world history in the past century.