Messing up Modern History with Bad Translations

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StarvHarv

StarvHarv

Күн бұрын

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@Kazzy_Lmao
@Kazzy_Lmao Жыл бұрын
The three main characters of world history. He, She and French Tourist
@AtticusKarpenter
@AtticusKarpenter Жыл бұрын
and author of wikipedia
@GHCap-w2k
@GHCap-w2k Жыл бұрын
what about Michael and "THE BUDDHA"?
@noktinnkynoktinnky1329
@noktinnkynoktinnky1329 Жыл бұрын
What about I tho
@adventuresintheculinarywil3296
@adventuresintheculinarywil3296 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget Michael and communist Reagan
@S.R.S_Nuke
@S.R.S_Nuke Жыл бұрын
"He" Forgot The Buddha
@therealtony2009
@therealtony2009 Жыл бұрын
I love how the writer just appears to complain randomly
@unoriginalperson72
@unoriginalperson72 Жыл бұрын
The writer is an extention of He
@wrathtaildante7821
@wrathtaildante7821 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I wonder who "I" is and If he has any connection to HE
@therealtony2009
@therealtony2009 Жыл бұрын
@@wrathtaildante7821 "I' is the writer i think. the true god
@jasonlescalleet5611
@jasonlescalleet5611 Жыл бұрын
I AM THAT I AM (and that’s all that I am, I’m Popeye the sailor man. Toot toot)
@boopdino8053
@boopdino8053 Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The writer is He from the future and wants to portray a message to save the world
@polishmapper5968
@polishmapper5968 Жыл бұрын
"He's been born in like three different places now I dunno which one is right" probably because he's playing the game again and again. This is his third time playibg the game now
@howdoipickaname9815
@howdoipickaname9815 Жыл бұрын
I KNEW IT *HE* IS CAPABLE OF REINCARNATION
@melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016
@melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016 Жыл бұрын
@@howdoipickaname9815 he died at least twice in WWI if I remember correctly, it's just another proof he reincarnates stronger everytime
@thesuperpunmaster6369
@thesuperpunmaster6369 Жыл бұрын
​@@melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016he's doing new game+
@randomintrovertedspider7510
@randomintrovertedspider7510 Жыл бұрын
It explains why sometimes he just dies/gets forced to retreat - those are cutscenes.
@polishmapper5968
@polishmapper5968 Жыл бұрын
@@melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016 death and birth do not necessarily correlate for He
@lockefosho46
@lockefosho46 Жыл бұрын
HE isn't born in different countries, HE is reborn more powerful in different countries.
@pupaepedorra
@pupaepedorra Жыл бұрын
CANON.
@howdoipickaname9815
@howdoipickaname9815 Жыл бұрын
*He* is capable of reincarnation
@turnermarius4471
@turnermarius4471 Жыл бұрын
Or He is omnipresent. And only participants where he seems is necessary
@Name-in5ox
@Name-in5ox 6 ай бұрын
HE feels like the avatar almost
@OltScript313
@OltScript313 4 ай бұрын
HE is like the phoenix, he is reborn from his ashes
@SUDMONEYBAGS
@SUDMONEYBAGS Жыл бұрын
My father is a veteran of the war against HE in Armenia, he has been traumatized extremely from this brutal conflict
@marcuswillbrandt5901
@marcuswillbrandt5901 Жыл бұрын
How small is he now?
@ascendantgigachancetosee1in3mi
@ascendantgigachancetosee1in3mi Жыл бұрын
​@@marcuswillbrandt5901well his 3cm became 3 micrometers😏
@1MercuryOxide1
@1MercuryOxide1 Жыл бұрын
I didnt know HE revived enemy soldiers, such a nice guy
@soanyway6746
@soanyway6746 Жыл бұрын
Poor dude, he fought for a good cause. We can now say your dad was successful.
@CharaDreemurr_Undertale
@CharaDreemurr_Undertale Жыл бұрын
So HE is born in Ottoman Empire and he beated Armenia to 40 km2; HE is Muslim and pro-Azerbaijani then!
@OHakkinen_
@OHakkinen_ Жыл бұрын
French tourist is a interessing character, we need more french tourist lore
@pvknight4014
@pvknight4014 Жыл бұрын
A truly underrated character
@quasario
@quasario Жыл бұрын
We need to know what else France has occupied since the foreigners could be living there
@TheOnlyCaprisun
@TheOnlyCaprisun Жыл бұрын
@@quasarioNot the foreigners!
@BbXpertInBalling
@BbXpertInBalling Жыл бұрын
And more king Michael lore
@OHakkinen_
@OHakkinen_ Жыл бұрын
@@BbXpertInBalling fr
@somedudethatripsplanetinha4221
@somedudethatripsplanetinha4221 Жыл бұрын
No one knew that the Kingdom of Switzerland was actually called the Kingdom of Switzerland. We thank you for providing us this great and important information, which will save millions.
@frantisekvrana3902
@frantisekvrana3902 Жыл бұрын
And here I thought it was the Helvetic Confederation. I must have been mistaken.😮
@Foxy_AR
@Foxy_AR Жыл бұрын
ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor
@Sniperboy5551
@Sniperboy5551 Жыл бұрын
@frantisekvrana3902 I wish that’s what it was actually called because that name is badass.
@marcelxd1633
@marcelxd1633 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was called the kingdome of Switzerland and not the kingdom of Switzerland
@Ceereeal
@Ceereeal Жыл бұрын
We also now know that the Republic of Mozambique is called the Republic of Mozambique. Truly groundbreaking information
@CringeTV4
@CringeTV4 Жыл бұрын
HE went from dying twice in WWI to sigle-handely destroying the Armenian army, if that's not character development, I don't know what is
@AtticusKarpenter
@AtticusKarpenter Жыл бұрын
maybe this 41-km^2 Armenia just have not many troops. But knowing HE, size of enemy army not a issue for him anyway
@Brother_O4TS
@Brother_O4TS Жыл бұрын
You forgot all the other things he did in WW2 and the Cold War
@Mehak-dq2xw
@Mehak-dq2xw Жыл бұрын
@@Brother_O4TSLike flying?
@flexprime2010
@flexprime2010 Жыл бұрын
well, it is his second playtrough
@TheCat13gd
@TheCat13gd Жыл бұрын
@@flexprime2010Yup, in his first he was born in Spain and in his second playthrough he was born in Lithuania
@sirsmiles1915
@sirsmiles1915 Жыл бұрын
Next up should be "Messing up the Russian Civil War with Bad Translations" and "Messing up the American Civil War with Bad Translations"
@deleetiusproductions3497
@deleetiusproductions3497 Жыл бұрын
Especially considering HE was mentioned to have participated in the Civil War.
@SakhotGamer
@SakhotGamer Жыл бұрын
Thanks to this video we know that HE participated in a civil war so I'm looking forward to it.
@tohru2910
@tohru2910 Жыл бұрын
@@deleetiusproductions3497especially considering that He is a son of a communist revolution
@richardhobbs7360
@richardhobbs7360 Жыл бұрын
I kinda wanna see an explanation of the Britain vs the Maoris The butchering of place names would be hilarious
@luonggiaphat7946
@luonggiaphat7946 Жыл бұрын
"Lincohn said the blacks yern for the cotton fields" "Lenin said give us free healthcare"
@kilgore.
@kilgore. Жыл бұрын
It's pretty hilarious how the 'He' timeline actually lines up, at 5:09 He was in Iraq from 2002-2010 and then at 7:26 2 years after getting out of Iraq He's ruling a town in Mali. At 9:13 He has clearly been travelling Africa for several years to establish diplomatic ties for his town. Not sure what's going on at 9:52, He must be doing side quests
@jonyvole
@jonyvole Жыл бұрын
defeating the entire Armenian army.... aka a sidequest
@sawdustconsumer
@sawdustconsumer Жыл бұрын
maybe His timeline is the only timeline that lines up because He is the one writing all of these stories Himself? He might also have some sort of mental condition that confuses Him making most of His recordings unreadable.
@Antonio.Cordeiro.
@Antonio.Cordeiro. Жыл бұрын
@@jonyvole It's pretty doable.
@LiterallyMe91
@LiterallyMe91 Жыл бұрын
HE probably already finished his main quest, and this entire thing with the world wars and the Cold War till now is probably just side quests.
@my_thy
@my_thy Жыл бұрын
@@LiterallyMe91 those were the dlc
@otanakugaming3357
@otanakugaming3357 Жыл бұрын
I love how HE is actually weakened quite a bit compared to the time during the Cold War, as he is just moving around in this era with some smaller fights. The war crime trial really did something to him Also, the translation just became increasingly accurate as the time came closer to the modern time
@zealousdoggo
@zealousdoggo Жыл бұрын
He is probably just containing his power so he doesn't get classed as a WMD and can continue to operate in a changing world
@-HE-OFFICIAL
@-HE-OFFICIAL Жыл бұрын
that is only a faction of my power
@markdanielresquita7490
@markdanielresquita7490 Жыл бұрын
​@@-HE-OFFICIALNo way
@nonbigbrain9662
@nonbigbrain9662 Жыл бұрын
@@markdanielresquita7490someone actually did it
@thomasoates3003
@thomasoates3003 Жыл бұрын
​@@-HE-OFFICIALHE has a KZbin channel.
@CJ_1406
@CJ_1406 Жыл бұрын
I like how Google translate basically created a fictional character with an actual story and development. 😂
@patrickvan6038
@patrickvan6038 10 ай бұрын
"HE" must be recognized by his deeds
@SentientMuffin
@SentientMuffin Жыл бұрын
So hyped for the HE lore
@H8rsGonnaH8Sk8r
@H8rsGonnaH8Sk8r Жыл бұрын
I hope someone makes a movie about the HE
@N1_DL
@N1_DL Жыл бұрын
HE, made HER angry because HE visited Mozambique without HER permission.
@Trolligi
@Trolligi Жыл бұрын
no way… revolutionary HE lore… he was reborn in Lithuania (after not dying and being spanish)… I can’t believe this… Im shaking and crying rn
@Trolligi
@Trolligi Жыл бұрын
shame that even though Ukraine now has a part of China, since China has an area of 0 km^2 it’s not worth anything
@LancerIHR
@LancerIHR Жыл бұрын
What about SHE lore?
@fissis1955
@fissis1955 Жыл бұрын
I've been in the Armenian-He war, his tactics were so brutal, he obliterated my entire division in a split second, I'm lucky I survived
@BetterCallBigShotAutos
@BetterCallBigShotAutos 3 ай бұрын
He is coming for you next. No amount of prep time will save you.
@VsStuffs
@VsStuffs Жыл бұрын
4:44 2996: *THEY HIT THE RHOMBICOSIDODECAHEDRON!*
@Spinex0196
@Spinex0196 10 ай бұрын
true💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@williek08472
@williek08472 4 ай бұрын
"Mr. President, a second starship has hit the arcology."
@DZam-ct8eg
@DZam-ct8eg 3 ай бұрын
@@williek08472 A second Starship has hit the South Arcology
@Mehak-dq2xw
@Mehak-dq2xw Жыл бұрын
*HE LORE* 0:20 HE was born in Lithuania 0:23 HER hair is dirty 0:39 HE retreated from Frunze to Bishkek 1:59 HE was still smiling there 2:12 HE gained independence from Latvia and Lithuania 2:34 He divided England into republics of all duties. It is part of the republic 3:02 He paved the way for the restoration of Cambodia 3:16 HE was the first Afghan leader to be captured by the militants 5:10 HE was there for 8 years after the army invaded Iraq 5:43 *FRENCH TOURIST LORE* (6:50 my birthday :D) 7:28 HE ruled Azawad from Ansogo 9:16 HE travelled from Bujumbura to Gitega 9:49 HE participated in World War I and the Civil war 9:53 He defeated the Armenian army. Armenia covers an area of 41 square kilometres Edit: *I, YOU and WE LORE* 4:30 WE are going to Falzabad 5:04 I am looking for a friend 6:46 I have a headache 7:59 YOU can be a safe partner in Serbia and Afghanistan Tell me if I missed anything
@300zxsailor
@300zxsailor Жыл бұрын
I didn't see anything but you got it there at the end
@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme
@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme Жыл бұрын
all we know about her is that she stinks
@TheBcoolGuy
@TheBcoolGuy Жыл бұрын
Surely not in 2011? (6:50)
@zach2382
@zach2382 Жыл бұрын
@@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme no she’s the leader of the Philippines
@WeirdMagnus
@WeirdMagnus Жыл бұрын
Hi we were born like 13 days apart
@oogabooga191
@oogabooga191 Жыл бұрын
Nice to see that HE is still interested in modern day politics
@shiratojin
@shiratojin Жыл бұрын
I like these kinds of videos, not due to the translations themselves, although they do add to it, but the edited visuals in which random-ass images try to explain what the HELL is going on. Truly the content ever. I honestly don’t care that it’s ending, I just wanna see more funnily edited videos like this.
@埊
@埊 Жыл бұрын
its not ending, we hazs so many countrie history to choose and distort from.
@maciejbala477
@maciejbala477 Жыл бұрын
@@埊 yeah didn't go far enough back in time yet either.
@shinyagumon7015
@shinyagumon7015 Жыл бұрын
He was pretty busy during the 1990s, even more so than during the early Cold War, when he literally explored the cosmos alone and without a ship.
@lifefight0484
@lifefight0484 Жыл бұрын
4:02 We finally got It lore.
@trcaptainsidog
@trcaptainsidog Жыл бұрын
We need one of these for the Napoleonic Wars. Just so much going on during that time, so there'd definitely be some really bad translations.
@user-yw8sr3uj1w
@user-yw8sr3uj1w Жыл бұрын
That would be awesome!
@Mehak-dq2xw
@Mehak-dq2xw Жыл бұрын
I’d love to see the Russian revolution
@Zryrr
@Zryrr Жыл бұрын
@@Mehak-dq2xw "he was the leader of the white army in russia"
@duncanharrell5009
@duncanharrell5009 Жыл бұрын
But He is the youngest son of the communist revolution.
@Thatchannel69
@Thatchannel69 Жыл бұрын
9:48 ok now we need to see what he did in the American civil war
@thelearningmethod
@thelearningmethod Жыл бұрын
Yesss
@Faehen
@Faehen Жыл бұрын
Maybe he was actually fighting in the Russian Civil war
@Oxygen_Addict
@Oxygen_Addict Жыл бұрын
1:02 I like how Germany used the power of math to unify
@AtticusKarpenter
@AtticusKarpenter Жыл бұрын
german science is stronk
@woahdude5553
@woahdude5553 Жыл бұрын
The agreement was actually called the 2+4 agreement, with West Germany and East Germany being the 2, while France/UK/USA/USSR were the 4. They agreed to unite Germany. The translation is accurate.
@IshowSongNames
@IshowSongNames 5 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠@@woahdude5553holy cow. Why didn't we learn about this??
@OminousFlyer
@OminousFlyer Жыл бұрын
HE had been around since the beginning of time, and he had seen everything that had ever happened on Earth. One day, HE decided that it was time to intervene in human affairs. HE saw that humanity was on the brink of destruction, and HE knew that something needed to be done. So HE set out to change the course of history. HE started by appearing to people in their dreams. HE would speak to them and give them guidance on how to live their lives. Some people listened to him, while others ignored him. But HE persisted, and soon his message began to spread. As more and more people began to listen to HE’s message, they started to change their ways. They became kinder and more compassionate, and they began to work together to solve the world’s problems. HE watched as humanity slowly began to change for the better. Wars stopped, hunger was eradicated, and people began to live in peace and harmony. And all because of the guidance of one man named “HE”. In the end, HE disappeared as suddenly as he had appeared. Only to return when humanity needed him most.
@BenevolentBratwurst
@BenevolentBratwurst Жыл бұрын
If it wasn’t clear before, this comment makes me certain that HE fulfills a similar role as the Emperor of Mankind in the Warhammer 40,000 setting. Supremely ancient being that is human? Check. Power grows with time? Check. Intervenes in human affairs only in crucial matters, sometimes disappearing to reappear years or decades later? Check.
@AirMadeKat
@AirMadeKat Жыл бұрын
HEsus Christ
@juliamavroidi8601
@juliamavroidi8601 Жыл бұрын
9:10 could "The Two" be referring to HE and SHE?
@someonesub6976
@someonesub6976 Жыл бұрын
Maby
@jixdl
@jixdl Жыл бұрын
7:05 it's the armed forces of the jupiter empire!
@UKLatviaBall
@UKLatviaBall Жыл бұрын
I think “He” was born in Lithuania but was taken to Spain by some superpowerful gods and he did not remember this and then he was raised in Spain at the time when it was ruled by the Ottoman Empire but then he fought in many armies, including the British, which is proven in the World War 2 video. And remember, he has played this game many times before, he is a literal god at this game.
@leoh3616
@leoh3616 Жыл бұрын
He also fought in the civil war.
@DiamondDuk
@DiamondDuk Жыл бұрын
Maybe HE was born in Lithuania on his 3rd playthrough. As the translator said, HE has played this game before.
@UKLatviaBall
@UKLatviaBall Жыл бұрын
We just may never know, but you have a point there, comrade @@DiamondDuk
@UKLatviaBall
@UKLatviaBall Жыл бұрын
@@leoh3616 Oh yeah. I made the comment when I was a few mins in.
@UKLatviaBall
@UKLatviaBall Жыл бұрын
I'll change it.
@someguysomeone3543
@someguysomeone3543 Жыл бұрын
You should really do one on medieval,ancient and early modern history, as ive seen some languages can't translate old war equipment i did a short one for the Italian wars for example(even he returned): The Italian War, also known as the Habsburg War and the Galilean War, took place between 1494 and 1559 and stretched from mainland Italy to Flanders, the Rhineland and the Mediterranean. His main rivals were the King of Valois in France, who opposed the Holy Roman Empire and the Spanish Habsburg dynasty. Sometimes several Italian states went to war, some on both sides, one with Britain and the rest with the Ottoman Empire. Founded in 1454, the church of italy established political power in Italy, but collapsed in 1492 with the death of its emperor Lorenzo de’ Medici. In 1494, the French conquered Naples and Spain and incorporated them into the Holy Roman Empire. Charles was forced to retreat in 1495, but Italy had to face European powers such as France and the Hapsburgs After the repair this led to religious wars, especially in France and the Holy Roman Empire. It has evolved from ancient warfare to modern warfare where it is common to use tanks and cable cars or rockets as assault weapons. His academic leadership and modern style inspired many contemporary works by writers such as Francesco Gissicardini, Niccolo Machiavelli and Blaise de Montluc. In the campaign of 1503, the French conquered Lombardy and Piedmont, temporarily but not permanently losing control of the country. The rise of Protestantism in 1557 forced soldiers to hide their religious beliefs and focus on domestic affairs.
@snifey7694
@snifey7694 Жыл бұрын
The Republic of the Gambia has decided that we will clean our rivers after french tourists drank the Yo yam viles
@karyote1929
@karyote1929 Жыл бұрын
0:34 every 60 seconds in Mozambique, a minute passes. Together we can stop this
@attackcrash0787
@attackcrash0787 Жыл бұрын
9:35 Well, that escalated quickly.
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions Жыл бұрын
Indeed! We went from a simple maritime agreement to the destruction of the world!
@OmegaCorsair
@OmegaCorsair Жыл бұрын
HE Lore Getting Bigger with this episode Can’t wait to see more 🔥🔥🔥
@quasario
@quasario Жыл бұрын
What's your thoughts on prigo being in Bosnia
@leoh3616
@leoh3616 Жыл бұрын
U here from NCD?@@quasario
@OmegaCorsair
@OmegaCorsair Жыл бұрын
@@quasario Idk
@mopule20100
@mopule20100 Жыл бұрын
Hillarious, as always! You're gonna run out of timelines to google translate soon enough! MIght I suggest translating a timeline that's a prediction of the future?
@埊
@埊 Жыл бұрын
might i add history of Albania?
@stefanovillino772
@stefanovillino772 Жыл бұрын
Damn, imagine the Star Trek timeline bad translated 😂😂😂
@minera7595
@minera7595 Жыл бұрын
​@@stefanovillino772 Imagine how OP HE will be in that timeline
@C-Farsene_5
@C-Farsene_5 Жыл бұрын
@@埊 a full history of China from the mythical dynasties to the commies perhaps?
@venkyisguru
@venkyisguru Жыл бұрын
How the hell does this dude not have a million subs
@AutismoInternational
@AutismoInternational Жыл бұрын
He will prevail.
@Kadamien
@Kadamien Жыл бұрын
His channel is only 8 months old, give him time.
@TemmieContingenC
@TemmieContingenC Жыл бұрын
We are at the cusp of something great.
@ivangnedyshev9406
@ivangnedyshev9406 Жыл бұрын
@@AutismoInternational HE is the author of this channel, I knew it. HE just wants to reveal some lore about his deeds to us
@Mappingamap
@Mappingamap Жыл бұрын
Fr
@thelearningmethod
@thelearningmethod Жыл бұрын
6:06 the most epic April Fools joke ever
@Tentakulus.
@Tentakulus. Жыл бұрын
He is one of the best written characters in all of history and surprisingly the addition of she was a good addition to history
@Asozka
@Asozka Жыл бұрын
9:23 Guys if we dont fix the Greece Turkey issue right now, it might be end of the world, quick we must send HE to Turkey
@shiners3328
@shiners3328 Жыл бұрын
Damn HE is really good on his third play through
@willzhang1936
@willzhang1936 Жыл бұрын
He is on his third play through because he died twice in ww1
@japanesehitler
@japanesehitler Жыл бұрын
HE is obviously a title which explains how HE can be born in multiple countries and why HE’s competence can change
@thespecialist3608
@thespecialist3608 Жыл бұрын
I’m sick with a cold. That entire bit on 9/11 damn near sent me back to the hospital I LOVE THIS SERIES.
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions Жыл бұрын
As always, this wild ride is quite hilarious! Now, multiple characters from previous episodes have returned: He is a Lithuanian that restored Cambodia, led Azawad, and fought in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Armenia; She has dirty hair (time to take a shower?); the spectacled Author ("I'm going to Odessa" and "I went to America for a month") interjects at times, including to take us to Faizabad (off to Faizabad, then!) and have a headache; and King Michael, who survived Operation Michael, is now in Ukraine with Rasin, Sobek, and Soso! Speaking of the war in Ukraine, the Prigozhin cameo surprised me, especially since the leader of the March of Justice appeared in 1999, not during the war! Also, why is Bazoom cancelling the Justice Act? Overall, thanks for making this!
@baofleurence7650
@baofleurence7650 Жыл бұрын
I am very scared of whatever King Michael is plotting. It can't be good. HE needs to stop him.
@Faehen
@Faehen Жыл бұрын
1:47 interesting. This means that in previous videos, where he marked Kherson as not-ukraine, he was not obligated by the law to do it, OR alternatively he moved out of Russia. Cant wait for more StarHarv lore
@tuomosalo2029
@tuomosalo2029 Жыл бұрын
Theory: He is an endlessly reincarnating being. That's how He can be born in multiple places and die over and over again.
@Wonder50
@Wonder50 Жыл бұрын
He is the Avatar
@leoh3616
@leoh3616 Жыл бұрын
I just think time works differently in this chronology. It's not linear, but circular. That's why some events extend to the past ref. Syrian port agreement with Russian Navy, which extended from 2020 to the 16th century. Time works differently. Admit it or gtfo.
@creativenamesmth
@creativenamesmth Жыл бұрын
0:28 i think its just the countrys he was reborn in after he died
@leoh3616
@leoh3616 Жыл бұрын
True didn't he die a few times?
@creativenamesmth
@creativenamesmth Жыл бұрын
@@leoh3616 yes
@Kromiball
@Kromiball Жыл бұрын
i'm guessing he's reincarnating to keep his powers
@brandona1140
@brandona1140 Жыл бұрын
0:22 The third birth of HE
@iLikeTheUDK
@iLikeTheUDK Жыл бұрын
8:21 i wonder how this looks on the inside
@089parasol
@089parasol Жыл бұрын
9:32 The four horsemen of the apocalypse: Libya, Turkey, Egypt and Greece
@MrChristianDT
@MrChristianDT 10 ай бұрын
"Thailand & Cambodia got together & decided that Tibet was part of Cambodia." That is the most Colonial American thing I have ever heard.
@M4t_P4tGT
@M4t_P4tGT Жыл бұрын
So our main characters are: THE BUDDAH, The Wikipedia Author, YOU, HE, SHE, French Tourist, Michael (I think), and Communist Regan (I think). What a wonderful cast.
@Lootic1.
@Lootic1. 14 күн бұрын
Hello from year 2893 we lost all history but thanks to these videos we know what hapened at this planet before the great loss.
@oopsieorange
@oopsieorange Жыл бұрын
These videos are the ones I look forward to the most on KZbin, always a great day when a new one comes out.
@EaimyGD
@EaimyGD Жыл бұрын
5:56 a year after this I was born an experienced this accurate history
@deadlyespresso6166
@deadlyespresso6166 Жыл бұрын
4:38 well that went for a weird twist real quick
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions Жыл бұрын
Indeed! Are we going to be attacked _again_ at the end of this millennium?
@James-2248
@James-2248 8 ай бұрын
⁠it mixed up the date and death toll
@Emerald-Fluffie
@Emerald-Fluffie Жыл бұрын
My theory is that He is not a single entity, but a lineage, that’s why he is born so many places and was able to die multiple times, because at this point we’re at He IV or something like that
@AtticusKarpenter
@AtticusKarpenter Жыл бұрын
basically Jo Jo
@Cool-Tina
@Cool-Tina Жыл бұрын
4:50 I think I know how we got onto this timeline... 🤔
@NeocanTheAxolotl
@NeocanTheAxolotl Жыл бұрын
Imagine that there is a pararell universe where all of this is canon
@mhsteamupbro
@mhsteamupbro Жыл бұрын
He is simply born everywhere, does everything and is everything.
@who-ny5oe
@who-ny5oe Жыл бұрын
HE is a God.
@oyun76344
@oyun76344 Жыл бұрын
2:00 he villain arc
@YamezyBoi
@YamezyBoi Жыл бұрын
Who is HE? For the Blind, HE is their vision. For the Deaf, HE is their music. For the Weak, HE is their strength. For the Strong, HE is what they follow. For the Unfortunate, HE is their Fortune. For the Depressed, HE is their Joy. For the Lost, HE is their Guidance. For the Sick, HE is their Cure. For the Politicians, HE is the Solution to All Political Problems. For the Angry, HE is the One who calms them. For the Abandoned, HE is the One who takes care of them. For the Ones Asking For Mercy, HE is the one who gives them Mercy. For those suffering, HE is the one who ends all Pain. For those in Captivity, HE is their way to Freedom For All Living Beings, HE is the saviour of all. If anyone goes against HIM, I will go against them. If HE is dead, then so am I. If HE gives an order, I’ll gladly follow it. If HE is happy, so am I. If HE is disappointed in my failures, I will let him punish me harshly. If HE hates me, then I hate myself. HE is love. HE is life. HE is the Paragon of Human Perfection and Possibly the True God.
@ianescumoldavscu4678
@ianescumoldavscu4678 Жыл бұрын
For Armenia HE is the End
@SplittTwig
@SplittTwig Жыл бұрын
🙏🙏🙏🙏
@helloolleh_dis
@helloolleh_dis Жыл бұрын
HE is also The Buddha *gong*
@埊
@埊 Жыл бұрын
The Buddha is also Vishnu rgiyong @@helloolleh_dis
@TheRealDakasch
@TheRealDakasch Жыл бұрын
HE is just like Marker, he shall be worshipped till the end of time
@not-so-standardprofilepic1887
@not-so-standardprofilepic1887 Ай бұрын
The fact that I read “her hair is dirty” And then started hearing “Ode to Greed (Assault)” Has been pleasing.
@ВасилийМорозов-л7х
@ВасилийМорозов-л7х Жыл бұрын
5:04 For some reason the translation occasionally shifts into first person and turns into a confession of a lonely murderer ('I killed a man').
@SiPakRubah
@SiPakRubah Жыл бұрын
2:24 Sarawak, a state in Malaysia ruled the world 😹😹😹
@AlasixYT
@AlasixYT Жыл бұрын
HE just gets better every time 🤣🤣
@ADMICKEY
@ADMICKEY Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile all she gets is dirty hair
@AlasixYT
@AlasixYT Жыл бұрын
@@ADMICKEY lmao
@ivangnedyshev9406
@ivangnedyshev9406 Жыл бұрын
HE just plays Dark Souls and gets reincarnated with more and more experience. HE played this game twice and already fought the Jupiter during Cold War, flying there on his own. Can't image how strong HE will become soon
@AlasixYT
@AlasixYT Жыл бұрын
@@ivangnedyshev9406 HE is evolving
@podemosurss8316
@podemosurss8316 Жыл бұрын
7:58 They got it wrong. The one who fought with the brave Muyihadeen was Rambo, not Rocky.
@XinoXino-zz6ts
@XinoXino-zz6ts Жыл бұрын
2:37 Yoooooo the republic
@twinboo529
@twinboo529 Жыл бұрын
0:45 as an Irishman, I can confirm we declined the soviets’ request to occupy us in 1940 (occupation of our island didn’t go so well last time)
@alfAlfredo-bf3hq
@alfAlfredo-bf3hq Жыл бұрын
Well, as a people we've always had some kind of strange alligance, for example we supported Spanish ships via allowing them to dock in Ireland during the Days of Philip the seconds rampant armada abuse.
@Caterev0038cool
@Caterev0038cool 11 ай бұрын
why did we agreed being occupied by the bri'ish tho (oh wait we didnt we were forced)
@Hiidontknowwutimdoing
@Hiidontknowwutimdoing 5 ай бұрын
Yes, but did you do it also on the 11th of February, 1991?
@coolestpersonever821
@coolestpersonever821 6 ай бұрын
"he has been born in three places"wait a minute that's exactly the amount of times he's played this game NEW HE THERORY
@baofleurence7650
@baofleurence7650 Жыл бұрын
7:09 : IT'S THE JUPITERIANS ! THEY FINALLY ATTACKED ! 9:35 : "This event will lead to the destruction of the world.", refuses to elaborate, leaves.
@Wafflesyourfavoritecaveman
@Wafflesyourfavoritecaveman Жыл бұрын
I love this series this should have more views it's so good, I can't help but wait for the next episode, I tend to watch them 2 to 3 times.
@itswindyyy
@itswindyyy Жыл бұрын
4:40 I like the fact that’s it’s Space Engineers blue ships haha
@MysterioReeves
@MysterioReeves 6 ай бұрын
“He” was just like 🎶please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and fame🎶 fr fr
@v.emiltheii-nd.8094
@v.emiltheii-nd.8094 Жыл бұрын
This never gets old...
@Cataquack823
@Cataquack823 Жыл бұрын
I love this series so much. The ww1 you made made me laugh for than any other piece of media has ever done
@EpicnessYeet
@EpicnessYeet Жыл бұрын
He was born in 3 different places cause he has played this game three times (in the cold war episode it says he has already played this game twice, meaning this is his third playthrough)
@eetuthereindeer6671
@eetuthereindeer6671 Жыл бұрын
The public services in Sudan: 1. Khartoum international airport 2. Its customers
@anthonyminimum
@anthonyminimum 10 ай бұрын
6:39 I’d have a headache too if I have to make the Sudan thing work
@alyxleaf
@alyxleaf Жыл бұрын
I'd love to see "Messing up the American Revolution with Bad Translations"
@darthmaul7434
@darthmaul7434 Жыл бұрын
We need the story of the Roman Empire Lore, i imagine how strong His descendants must have been
@ilariolee2911
@ilariolee2911 9 күн бұрын
6:19 Belgium🇧🇪: Wanna Unify? Netherlands🇳🇱: Then Let’s Unite!
@talo2802
@talo2802 Жыл бұрын
As a lithuanian I am onligated to leave a comment at our mention. Very proud that HE is a fellow lithuanian.
@mayra3277
@mayra3277 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these videos. But I got to admit, seeing this for, like, right now was a little scary xD would love to see more, both more time periods or even branching out from history to other topics!
@Billiamwoods
@Billiamwoods Жыл бұрын
5:21 brooo no way that's my birthday. Shoutouts to the foreigners in French Polynesia
@princeimrahil6557
@princeimrahil6557 Жыл бұрын
I love the constant flashbacks and flashforwards
@ZarexianMapper
@ZarexianMapper Жыл бұрын
0:28 for me it’s really obvious. We know from the World War I video that HE is immortal. So just like in a video game after he gets killed he respawns. HE could have been killed after being convicted for the warcrimes as the humans felt that he was too dangerous to be let alive (considering his god like powers). After HE was executed he simply respawned in Lithuania (thereby having multiple birth places) so he could work on the collapse of the Soviet Union.
@Thete
@Thete 6 ай бұрын
I would unironically pay money and go to a theater to watch a movie about He. It would be an epic historical drama.
@Валеркиумец
@Валеркиумец Жыл бұрын
Как бывший представитель СССР, заявляю, что мы боялись ЕГО всем Союзом.
@dimaorlov1833
@dimaorlov1833 Жыл бұрын
Блин, а ведь в прошлои он был самым юным сыном советской реаолюции... Вот во что его превратило после аннексии мира америкой в день распада СССР 😢
@Валеркиумец
@Валеркиумец Жыл бұрын
@@dimaorlov1833 ОН - чистейший хаос в своём виде, ОН - сильнейший и почти что бог, бессмертный как Кощей. ОН с НЕЙ абсолютно хаотичны.
@AtticusKarpenter
@AtticusKarpenter Жыл бұрын
@@dimaorlov1833 Полагаю он просто разошёлся с КПСС во взглядах на социализм. Может он к какой-нибудь обскурной ветви социализма принадлежал, к синдикалистам например
@elpresidente252
@elpresidente252 Жыл бұрын
​@@AtticusKarpenterОН троцкист, не иначе
@hurlantdecanard5265
@hurlantdecanard5265 Жыл бұрын
Он - гигант мысли, отец русской демократии, особа, приближённая к Императору
@nathanmarc8910
@nathanmarc8910 6 ай бұрын
Yooooo Sarawak metioned!!!!! Im from Sarawak, Malaysia and i love watching your vids!!!
@piratamaia
@piratamaia Жыл бұрын
I hope I'm not the only one that breaks everytime SHE is mentioned
@feiradragon7915
@feiradragon7915 7 ай бұрын
I had no idea I time traveled to 2996 when 9/11 happened.
@nomoreamogus318
@nomoreamogus318 Жыл бұрын
Now we need some i lore, what an underrated character
@sumirunihon
@sumirunihon 10 ай бұрын
He's gone through so much character development. I'm so proud 😊
@eroth1008
@eroth1008 Жыл бұрын
He fought in the Civil War? We must know the story!
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions Жыл бұрын
I agree! I wonder what he did then?
@ramonz5917
@ramonz5917 Жыл бұрын
Do this with the napoleonic war and the american civil war
@O5._.
@O5._. Жыл бұрын
HE is so powerful HE is born in multiple places
@TheRealDakasch
@TheRealDakasch Жыл бұрын
YESSS ANOTHER ONE!! HOORAY!! HE IS BACK :0
@catlordcam
@catlordcam Жыл бұрын
He theory: He has been born in 3 different places at very distant times in history, so my guess is that after dying, he is reborn in a random location.
@JustAToeBee
@JustAToeBee Жыл бұрын
For the best HE Lore, i think The history of any religion, would be a true LORE FEST
@erinsgeography3619
@erinsgeography3619 Жыл бұрын
4:09 I wasn't ready for that math equation
@sword_god8438
@sword_god8438 Жыл бұрын
I love it when there is a seemingly normal event, then followed up by the most absurd thing ever
@creeperball3367
@creeperball3367 Жыл бұрын
3:30 YES Exactly!
@Assassin6687
@Assassin6687 Жыл бұрын
Here before this channel blows up.
@earthball2024
@earthball2024 Жыл бұрын
This is a amazing series. He's arc is amusing
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