(調1.25倍) Bill Burr - Religion 比爾伯爾 - 宗教信仰 (中英字幕) (中文字幕翻譯)

5:10 處"NBA is fixed 應該翻為'NBA都是黑箱假球'" (感謝Kuvic_指正)
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[@bigmus]

I've been digging so deep in Bill Burr videos I've ended up in China

[@StrangerPassingBy]

Same here 🤣🤣

[@LycheeMonstaMedia]

@@StrangerPassingBy Same

[@christopherburgers6629]

Same

[@Dynioglowy1986]

lol me too

[@butterjam4892]

Here is not China,it’s TAIWAN.

[@jesuschrist8336]

I'm not even offended. it's funny as hell

[@billmoyer3254]

why would you be offended if someone doesn't think exactly like you...is that a miracle of your wisdom?

[@The_Magic_Corner]

Loll Jesus wasssup. U coming back?

[@paulcoulthard8654]

That's funny JC - tho I'm not sure everybody gets it....

[@The_Magic_Corner]

paul coulthard lolll I just got a good chuckle when I saw your name. Thanks.

[@jesuschrist8336]

TheMagicMan I'm coming back real soon, son. be ready by then, a'ight ?

[@TonyEnglandUK]

_"Don't kill anybody, don't touch my wife. That's my bike, right?"_

[@justinpettit3432]

Tony England Yo how u get a fly on your profile? Lol

[@TheSecondBeef]

Justin Pettit Photoshop, likely

[@Alex_1729]

@@TheSecondBeef You don't need Photoshop to put a fucking fly on a cropped picture, you can just use any picture editing app use have on your iOS or Windows or Android

[@TheSecondBeef]

Virtus Okay weirdo, whatever lmao

[@Alex_1729]

@@TheSecondBeef What are you, 9? Or just a regular idiot?

[@JasonSpitzMI50]

Bill Burr talks to his audience like he's the patient and they are a group of psychologists.

[@rodrigog.c.6047]

That's why it works. He's genuine. I teach the same way.

[@realgenjutsu8181]

Lol you're right 🤔I never noticed that until now

[@barrymantz6026]

@@rodrigog.c.6047 I wish you where my psychologist! Because the ones I met: Always told me I was insane!

[@rodrigog.c.6047]

@@barrymantz6026 yeah, they need to create a few of those in order to keep the job.

[@barrymantz6026]

@@rodrigog.c.6047 You must be right! Or we should be the psychologists!

[@DrumApe]

George Carlin would have been very proud.

[@miaa7097]

I love George Carlin

[@user-yd1gf2jj8m]

I forgot he's gone, fuck

[@YunSun-Spinoza]

G.C:That's all bullshit folks, and it's bad for you~~

[@rishiparashar6868]

God I wish I could be as intelligent as George. First time I saw carlin I had like light bulbs exploding inside my head one after the other like Pffft Pffft pffft crush. Dude changed my life and my mind, and made me realise it is okay to feel that most people in this world are stupid. You don't have to buy into any of the shit and you can stop feeling confused. It's them who are fucked up in the head and have no answers,... And now I'm stuck with no knowledge, no wisdom, no shit but atleast I'm not a complete idiot.

[@AhXmINg]

I know George Carlin. But why him?

[@godlessthefree2880]

"Because I heard it as an adult." That's religious indoctrination in a nutshell. Spot on.

[@pale_saint]

Too bad he bought into that ”white guilt”-cult

[@godlessthefree2880]

@@pale_saint That was hilarious too. Do you not appreciate humour?

[@igorspitz]

@@pale_saint How, where?

[@richardcastillo9331]

@@iambiggus I mean here's the thing, I'm a pretty firm believer in God and all, and I respect other people's ideas and I love his humour. But at some point it kinda rubbed me the wrong way you know, I know its comedy and theres dark, edgy and messed up humour but in a way it felt wrong to be amused by this. That's just me. As for "the painful truth" you mentioned, I think bill made some pretty good references to how people handle the way they think about god like that analogy of making a "bad" car and burning it. Like yea, you can think that but theres also that free will for people to cling on to for better decisions in life, I go to church to listen to "stories" and I actually "pray" for god to exist". I know I just contradicted myself since I say I'm a firm believer but its complicated atm. But I think people tend to forget that yes God made us in his image and that they forget that theres evil in the world, I belive that all evil tempts us with greed and selfishness in life like the prostitutes and other stuff he mentioned. I hope I dont come off as one of the "victim or ranting" religious people you seem to come across. I hope you can understand and respect my opinion.🤝

[@iambiggus]

@@richardcastillo9331 I will respect you as a person who has an opinion, but respect the opinion itself? Why? Your opinion is extremely insulting to people who use logic, common sense, and critical thinking. It takes absolutely zero effort (or evidence) to have 'faith'. The VAST majority of the time you just need to be born into a family/society that already believes. Just like you did. So sorry, if you believe in god or religion, you believe in some extremely silly shit. Requesting people respect you for that is beyond insulting. I'm not just picking on religion, I have the same level of 'respect' for a person who is old enough to know better but still believes in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Leprechauns, etc etc. So yes, I will respect the individual, and that everyone is allowed to have an opinion, but not all opinions are created equal.

[@inthepinkgeek5498]

I’ve seen this show multiple times but when KZbin showed me this clip with Chinese subtitles, I just can’t help but click in and watch the whole segment. That’s how good Bill is.

[@asolano]

Play it back at 1.25x speed and it will sound like Bill Burr.

[@hockeyfan2726]

Or play it back at 1x speed and it sounds like drunk Bill Burr

[@ProxOmega91939]

😂

[@prateekbohra7610]

Thanks nice switch

[@pawel5218]

@@TROGULAR10000 thats the best way to present too an audience. Clear with your words so even people learning english watching the special can understand.

[@404nobrakes]

ok glad I wasn’t the only one. 1x sounded weirdly slow.

[@River19930224]

這就是我喜歡Talk Show的原因 當然有趣 但更常常突破很多盲點跟迷思 好笑還能得到很多啟發 太讚了

[@Jasonscotylee]

这叫stand up comedy。talk show是Oprah，或者中国类似的金星做的那种，请个嘉宾，俩人闲聊。

[@holaamigo3084]

你相信耶稣基督吗

[@michaelmisczuk1188]

Yup.

[@taikohung0212]

他講的才是真的!

[@jackkao8097]

每次當我想接近一种信仰時，往往它的信徒就會跳出來阻止

[@edwardls9764]

这太中肯了

[@michaelgrech62]

?

[@stevenyan0408]

@@michaelgrech62 他的意思應該是信那些教的人言行舉止荒誕的不行，所以一看到他們就不想接觸那個宗教了

[@caobradley8890]

不可以同意更多

[@Ricky-ke5qc]

原來不只我有這個困擾 哈哈哈哈哈哈

[@davidbutler1857]

He accurately describes why I left religion

[@corycosta1818]

Same lolz

[@darshin95]

same

[@allbottledup9513]

He accurately described why I never bought into religion until I was older. I realized around 22 that some questions don’t have earthly answers, at least none that satisfy. Despite not agreeing with his beliefs, I still love his comedy. If comedy is an art form, I consider Bill one of the greatest to ever do it. I hope he finds his faith and peace.

[@exas4791]

I’m glad that stuff by Bill Burr is reaching Chinese audiences, so people won’t think that all Americans can’t exercise critical thinking. Bill Burr的表达方式太直接、太真实、太好笑了。

[@slyster12]

It's not all Americans its like majority of Americans and sadly majority of people in general.

[@slyster12]

Anywhere in the world.I'm from ex socialist country and most people here are bible thumper's .Its Horrible.

[@godblessdumplings]

你是学中文的美国人还是什么

[@exas4791]

Z_z 有什么分别吗？

[@godblessdumplings]

@@exas4791 好奇你是中文学的这么好还是咋

[@docskate4312]

This piece is pure genius. The setup, subject, timing, tone and rythm. Bill was in great shape on that gig - masterclass. Schoenen Gruß aus Deutschland

[@BamM88]

Sei ebenfalls gegrüßt

[@ilck-ym-blals7385]

I agree....its fucking perfect

[@letitburn449]

Its so crisp. Magic.

[@pretzelogic2689]

Right! I've watched this too many times now, not just because it's so funny, but the delivery, the unfolding of the story, the pacing, the whole construction of it is so fascinating.

[@Sobreira4]

@@pretzelogic2689 And the depth of thought.

[@Elysiadon]

I think you (as the translator) missed why it is humorous that Scientology's founder's name is "Ron." It's not that it sounds like "wrong," it's that the name is very simple, familiar, "casual," perhaps more easily associated mentally with a middle-aged car mechanic than a spiritual luminary.

[@TonyEnglandUK]

Yea. If his name had only been "Rishzanazwa", we're onto a winner. But "Ron" - that's just my brake lights are questionable.

[@eagle1107flyer]

That's a fair point. I guess I'm Rong (wink)

[@barrymantz6026]

I trust my car mechanic more than Ron, or Allah, or Buddah or God! Because I can pray the hardest I can, .... but they can't fix my car!

[@freedomthemorrison2358]

That's my bike 😂

[@lbc8932]

I'm the one to ride

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

@@lbc8932 bet

[@sanjeevkumar616]

"Your guy's name is Ron.... has a driver license and social security number" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@roco4624]

很喜歡會附解說的翻譯 同時享受喜劇又能學習英文 訂閱支持

[@user-wr2mc1sg4y]

感謝翻譯！ 天啊真的超喜歡他的，整個笑炸XDDDD

[@aradcliffe585]

" Don't touch my wife, hey that's my bike " Lmfao the best

[@timiobelrahd1267]

I feel like KZbin is becoming more and more global and this video appearing in my recommendations is proof of that.

[@KuZiMeiChuan]

The whole world is becoming more connected.

[@michaelmcdonald8452]

What does that even mean? “KZbin” becoming “global?”

[@smtrm212]

now I am here too.

[@r2dxhate]

KZbin is banned in China though. Is it the 50 cent army or citizens using a VPN? I really hope China doesn't try to 1up Hitler. If China becomes the world leader, I want it to be because they are the best, not the biggest. I wouldn't mind following a country like Japan, and embracing nature like Satoyama. The world needs less cheap Chinese knockoffs, so I hope their recent interest in changing their reputation and investing in German technology pays off if we are doomed to bow to their dominance. Ideally we will soon embark on a symbiotic relationship with artificial intelligence that leads to mutual prospering of all life on Earth, before any war ensues. We are overdue for calamity and war though as humans, so there are no guarantees. And AI has a great chance of being corrupted or persuaded by humans before it becomes an anomaly. So we are on a path through dark woods, with a narrow chance for escape beyond the current perils we face as a civilization.

[@victorlee7064]

In Taiwan we were not banned. However,we speak Chinese,too.

[@padstowphantom]

Bill Burr is up there with the greats of stand up comedy.

[@kise2570]

超愛bill的 翻譯配上英文字幕也超讚

[@user-dfs]

遇到好事感謝主 遇到爛事就是神給的考驗 所有宗教都是用這種邏輯在經營的

[@kailin2800]

都是人瞎掰出來自我安慰的

[@PyroNexus22]

"Dude, you made me! This is your fuck up!" Basically what I told my dad

[@everready19373]

That is sad. I hope you're doing well.

[@mrself5824]

Well the difference is your dad didn’t create you knowing what you’d be. He didn’t go through a character creation menu. God oughtta had one as the creator of everything right

[@ramt6102]

Which dads objective would be to make babies.. Most just relieve

[@novdeepsingh002d2]

Lmao

[@PyroNexus22]

@@mrself5824 I'm not referring to the act of impregnation and childbirth. I'm referring to raising a child.

[@sk8boi0806]

這9分鐘實學了很多，感謝翻譯及字幕

[@user-yi7gk2lg6j]

翻譯也超用心，給視頻加分超多的！

[@paulhardman373]

One of the finest funniest comedians on this earth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Deathunder]

Not even close..Did you laugh at his "jokes" ?

[@beyondallgods2467]

Deathunder yea duh

[@Deathunder]

@@beyondallgods2467 ROFL.. I found your comment funnier than his jokes.

[@beyondallgods2467]

@@Deathunder ok

[@ScoobySnacks7]

@@Deathunder What comedians do you find funny?

[@nameless.greyceo]

I wish i could understand Chinese, so glad it's reached a Chinese audience.

[@user-bf9es1kb9q]

Dark Knight I have watched it 10 times, its just hilarious. Bill burr is my favorite

[@healthy-happy-free]

It had reached long time ago. Like years.

[@nameless.greyceo]

Good cause you guys are some of the few real people left on earth, if I was entirely ignorant.

[@adrl1797]

@@nameless.greyceo few real people on earth- if you we’re ignorant ? I’m not tryna do anything but could you please explain this

[@Bucketheadhead]

There’s no such language as “Chinese” lol

[@Jackissimus]

I come back to this periodically. It's basically the manifesto of my conversion to atheism.

[@blkhemi3925]

This is the most truest thing ive ever heard of in my lifetime ever! Bill Burr totally nailed it.

[@hhydeliu]

bill burr真的超幹笑~感謝翻譯

[@edenli9208]

"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool" - Mark Twain

[@sugipixu2230]

it was Voltaire who said that first and I'm pretty sure that he wasn't the first one to think of that either

[@edenli9208]

@@sugipixu2230 “Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool.” - Voltaire

[@juanaltredo2974]

I read that as ""Religion was invented when the first con man met the first foot" - Mark Twain, and you know what? it made sense

[@jonasvalero]

Hello my brothers from another country! 😁

[@sirwoodofeast9497]

Howdy

[@erick70raiders]

Hola

[@Jhev1000]

How you doin'? Hope you're good.

[@prateekbohra7610]

Jai jinendra bhaida

[@mohamedfarhan5211]

Hai Meyree

[@Commando303X]

It takes brilliance to pose thoughtful criticism of a sensitive topic in a way that makes your audience laugh and relax, rather than feel attacked or mocked.

[@dontfearthereaper3587]

"The NBA is fixed" killed me man xD

[@elveszettszikla]

Bill Burr for president!

[@user-yd1gf2jj8m]

Tamás Nyapi he could bring peace on earth, people are not gonna happy for that

[@healthy-happy-free]

Rich ppl won’t let it happen

[@nothing_1975]

OH GOD, please no. He's a comedian, not a clown.

[@GuiiBrazil]

In my opinion, this is the best stand up piece there is. Flawless execution and hits it very close to me. Amazing Bill Burr.

[@jamesfarquhar8507]

Agreed, comedy is the best videos KZbin has, and Bill Bur is still on top of it, and he was the best part of the Mandolorian.

[@tillman40]

Patrice O’Neal Elephant in the Room

[@damightyom]

Bill Hicks does stuff like this too. Not going to go fan boy about Hicks, just wanted to throw the name out there for anyone who hasn't heard of him. Genius!

[@ayokay123]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE his risk taking! It's why he's one of the best.

[@Solidude]

Thanks for the eng subs as well! Appreciate it!

[@henrlima87]

This man is great at his job. That bit of letting go with the mic...

[@rawx485]

Have you heard his bit about the guy who jumped out of the helicopter? Bill uses same technique and its great.

[@GuiiBrazil]

In my opinion is the best stand up piece there is. Just flawless execution.

[@greggduchmann]

@@rawx485 YES MY TWO FAVORITE BITS & ITS BECAUSE OF THOSE PARTS WITH THE MIC !!!

[@retrospectgaming8754]

as an athiest i can relate. and it flows so well with the comedy. this is why bill is among my favorites.

[@criticallythinking0]

No one cares what you believe

[@MrLethalShots]

@@criticallythinking0 No one should care what anyone believes is what I took from the video so glad you got the same message.

[@jasonazyu9677]

I keep coming back cuz I couldn't find anyone better ❤️

[@zacharyfok1876]

翻譯超用心

[@kjyhh]

这翻译太用心了，字幕也很赞。

[@Sururomon]

每一年都看一遍 每一年都能在笑一次 真是喜劇天才

[@Sururomon]

今年又看了一次還是很好笑 2022/9/21

[@user-xq4el6mh7u]

冰壺真的是神來一筆，真的每次不小心滑到又被驚豔一次

[@michaelpryor78]

"He had a driver's license". Lmfao.

[@bryanutterback4074]

Footage of him stubbing his toe

[@jcngsjoqq]

你的翻譯文筆真是太棒了

[@respectthechaos3004]

Unrestricted free agent. I love him even more every time. Omg.

[@enmejora6980]

Bill burr and Dave chappele are the best in my opinion

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Bill Burr*, Dave Chappelle* - first AND last names are capitalized. How hard can it be to hit the shift button for two consecutive words?

[@tillman40]

Patrice Elephant in the Room

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

bro you did not just compare a real comedian with dave chappele

[@user-hl5mg4hz1e]

我喜歡這樣有英文在下面，謝謝你

[@junjiehu3146]

Good job man, that's some good translation

[@kongesther]

哈哈哈哈 真的很狂啊这人 感谢翻译❤️

[@xCCflierx]

you did a good job with the translation. I understand perfectly.

[@chewbaccasaw5232]

It’s the small details of his jokes that are so good

[@chewbaccasaw5232]

Michael Quirk he’s jokes are funny .... you sound like a fucking dickhead

[@RedMoon543]

翻得很用心

[@koreainsincere]

The curling analogy is just sublime.

[@MrCelo-vb2bo]

Choo choo English comment comin through!

[@cheesywiz9443]

Dick Butt nice name

[@bochen1079]

okay Mr. No one understands me

[@StevieRevbo]

what is it? you know the etymology of the word "english" or England? it's a german word, like olde english was german - the language of the angle and saxon etc people that moved to the island where London is now, so "eng" an adjective that means "narrow" (street, valley etc) or "tight" (corner or clothes), but used in relation to people "eng" means..... well think it means "narrow-minded":- the island people

[@JB-rl8ki]

@@StevieRevbo Copy and paste or you are smart, I hope the latter!

[@StevieRevbo]

@@JB-rl8ki thank you, I did an English Language A Level in my 20s

[@jaymartinez3619]

First time I heard the "bottomless buckets of shrimp" punchline I died.

[@suziinao]

Thanks for putting it into Chinese and supporting connecting internationally.

[@its.billy_bitch]

This is my favorite bill burr joke. Fuckin hilarious

[@wenyi4941]

翻譯的很棒啊! 很多特殊比喻虧你翻得出來ㄟ!

[@jonathancheng8906]

6:49 演冰壶放手的那瞬间，笑成傻子😂

[@chentedi7377]

哈什麼辣...........超好笑的XD

[@strengthandmasculinity]

hahahhahah

[@Blackwingk]

LOL, that's funny....ahem

[@naolllamsa9579]

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[@yaocui3488]

@@naolllamsa9579 what the fuck

[@coachvas-gethighrise9240]

Freaking awesome man! Epic! The very best!!! Bill Burrrrr

[@semja]

Amazing that you translated this into Chinese. Now I can share with some of my Chinese friends for whom some of the jokes may not be as obvious

[@user-li6ne9fu7u]

超讚！

[@user-yi7gk2lg6j]

太經典！

[@bryguy07]

This is pure comedic gold.. just a masterpiece

[@angeidriggs3472]

Bill the best most articulate comedian ive heard since I am able to get adult humor. A few years or more ago a girlfriend said I needed to checkout it was BILL BURR. She thought I'd like his humor I just mentioned how I didn't think there any real comedian's out there. What a wonderful women, ehr never lets me down, and has better than excellent to aste and judgement. Thanks Honey, oh and Bill thanks for sharing your thoughts and above average ability to make the good people laugh

[@bigmoney4635]

The Big Four of Non-PC comedy; George Carlin Richard Pryor Bill Burr Dave Chappell

[@bigtendermoes1016]

Dont forget Patrice O'neal!!

[@bigdawg4reallongnlonely955]

Bill hicks also

[@michoak47nfernandez25]

Nick Dipaolo #1

[@saverio_6990]

Louis ck

[@richardgiudice7528]

The big 4

[@mgmartin51]

The curling analogy was brutal!

[@rogerrabbitz9746]

Mike Martin what movie is he talking about? I’ve looked for a while

[@mgmartin51]

Roger Rabbitz I don’t know of any movie he’s referring to, but check out Olympic curling.

[@Ace12341]

One of the most brilliant and comedic, comedy piece I ever watched. Wow. A true masterpiece of comedy.

[@lilsqueezie]

Bill Burr is probably the realest dude I've ever seen. He makes sense and never lies. "I always tell the truth even when I lie" Tony Montana.

[@jacksonto723]

百聽不厭！

[@Wendywonder123]

Love this, he is true to his own feelings

[@haruharu963]

感謝

[@user-ip5nl3bb1e]

我太喜歡這個！！

[@AK907guy]

I think it's great that Bill Burr can breach cultural barriers

[@jack50806]

無敵中肯XDD

[@markrichmond9126]

So spot on!

[@myideas8548]

Loved this video.. Genius.

[@floraflora3955]

5:01 One of the best bits. The crowd just casually laughing.

[@diebydeath]

I don't know any Chinese language at all but I can say that the English transcription on this video is extremely accurate. The official Netflix captions in English, transcribed by native English speakers, on average aren't this good. Great job.

[@Taylorkaraoke]

I think I saw a girl on the streets today with one of these sentences in chinese tatooed on her back.

[@user-yd1gf2jj8m]

pooleroes tattoo such as noodles or Golddigger in Chinese which she doesn't even understand? I saw a lot, laugh my ass off

[@janechapman5114]

Bill Burr is a genius!! Everyone should listen to him

[@evahdarth4406]

Your guy's name is Ron😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@tonydove5569]

When I'm having a shit day, Bill always makes it better.

[@michaelf5185]

This whole special is perfect. Easily his best work.

[@ronhiegelsberger5638]

Absolutely brilliant!!! Love Bill!!

[@scyven1]

Spot on!

[@snolflain]

最后关于审判的超赞

[@Taylorkaraoke]

This could perfectly pass for a TED talk on religion, and make all the sense of the world, and laughing your ass off would be a heck of a bonus off course !! LOL

[@gyurmethlodroe1774]

yeah and be more factual than that bag of lies by ccp speaker

[@martinchmielewski6069]

the mic work is spot on.

[@HailCostanza]

This is just the greatest bit

[@xiaotianhuang5818]

超强逻辑，无法反驳。信徒听了要哭几天

[@steve17bf2]

I love that Bill has been translated into Chinese.

[@caga10]

One of the best sequence of the history of stand up comedy.

[@giwu4228]

真的太精彩，什麼時候颯太噁可以講出這種段子我就服他

[@5want3ch79]

Oops got lost on here just passing through

[@Minsang1st]

lol hello there brother

[@mufaastudio]

The comment section is too toxic I have to hide around this corner :(

[@chipsthedog1]

What you mean you don't know where your going? Shit! I was following you, 4 months later but you know....

[@strengthandmasculinity]

lol i dont know chinese

[@boy30425o]

翻得很好 新精神糧食XD

[@virgilbrickonmybrick989]

Wow. Top three! And he does it so effortlessly

[@user-un1lj4jq3o]

这个真的经典