diablo sucks - Ep. 93

[@HK_541]

the recent absences of Bryan makes me think that his free ride is over, and his job is finally making him do actual work

[@JohnJacobJingelheimerschmidt]

don’t say that :( i’m gonna miss bryan

[@cykanic]

@@JohnJacobJingelheimerschmidt gonna miss his one singular sentence each podcast :(

[@ganjabandit5074]

@@cykanicit always hits too😔

[@aaron4820]

I like the idea that Bryan slacks off work IRL in order to slack off work in a podcast by basically just watching Poob speak for 2 hours.

[@Pogisawesome]

Bro Sam you look great dude keep going 💪

[@CalebColeTrain]

Bryan really carried this episode

[@greatglimbus]

Nice one bryan

[@yuity81]

This episode made me realize how much they need Bryan

[@elzarik8087]

@@yuity81 very much the opposite, they need a third but Bryan doesn’t add anything

[@leethax100]

@@elzarik8087 my favorite episodes are the ones with someone missing, because the comments are fantastic. everyone comes out of the woodwork to shit on that person

[@Leon-bc8hm]

Who ?

[@stephenkamps8925]

@@elzarik8087 you are braindead if you think Bryan doesn't add anything to the podcast.

[@yungmonsterxs8929]

Bryan is like sniper support for the podcast. You don't need him all the time, but when he shoots... well the round leaves the barrel and after that it's not his problem anymore but you get the point.

[@GoyslopGladiator]

Who's his spotter, thinking about this comment 10 months later.

[@jacobp8294]

​@@GoyslopGladiatorI'm Brian's spotter, keeping an eye on the horizon, dialing in targets and telling him when to act. Brian is master tactician and as a team we know how to strike. Mostly striking the chance to not show up on the PID.

[@AdamSandlerAttackCrab1337]

Fuckin' Stalt coping through messages is like winning a fight from earlier in your head while you're showering

[@k-rom8694]

He’s just one letter away from bring true

[@reboundkyle8435]

Exactly its some serious cope

[@SynsVEVO]

"he pays me for text!" no you get paid to edit it nice and cute and take out bryan's slurs, idiot!

[@RatSnakeRichie2999]

Out of all of sams goons stalt strikes me as the biggest neckbeard out of them all

[@dragosh3073]

@@RatSnakeRichie2999 He is, have you seen the games he plays? Milsims and chivalry shit

[@joshg3752]

Bryan has been lost in his empty bedroom

[@BuzzBuzzImaWasp]

Time for 2 hours and 12 minutes of my favorite parasocial relationships

[@dokidoki777]

I’ve heard these guys talk more than anyone else in my life. More than my own parents, girlfriend, friends, I have consumed such a massive amount of Sam, Poob, and Brian that I truly believe that on my death bed I’ll be thinking about them and laughing. In this modern world they have given me such comfort and happiness, I am forever greatful.

[@desertgrowndank7256]

It's not parasocial if they don't reciprocate

[@desertgrowndank7256]

​@@dokidoki777 incel

[@Lucas_Jeffrey]

i think he's talking about their relationship to each other

[@tilervonbiscuitbrown4393]

@@desertgrowndank7256 incel, noun: a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile toward women and men who are sexually active. what are you on bro, you literally make zero sense 🤡

[@cringemeat3331]

Unironically miss Bryan it feels weird when someone isnt staring at the camera unflinchingly

[@sergigrajera5966]

thats the most heartwarming ending to a video of yours I've seen, god damn I'm glad your daughters have a good father

[@Giancarlo_Despacito]

It’s so fucking wild having watched this man go from his stupid ass shitty Skyrim videos to becoming a father. Makes me smile fr

[@Furko08]

1:47:13 Sam doesn't want his own parents in his guestroom but he's about to set up a guest house for Poob lmao

[@gabrielepasserini6860]

He despises his parents, he loves poob, very touching

[@sergeantspeed5941]

I literally read this comment at the exact time stamp you quoted. Lmao.

[@Furko08]

@@sergeantspeed5941 of course you did. It was all planned.

[@Samsungor]

Poob has to leave to stream again, sam's mom wont leave

[@Furko08]

@@Samsungor good point. But poop could just highjack Sam's internet and stay there

[@EnterTheFenix]

Baby Gronk looks like, when he grows up, he'll have to think to breathe

[@trevorcooper3268]

😂

[@nrb9020]

Bryan really earned his check in this one. Fantastic

[@mobymobymobymoby]

Someone in my neighborhood made the treehouse he wanted as a kid for his children, and immediately got flamed by the local homeowners association and the town. He made a super nice treehouse that basically had a clean view into everyone on that corners backyards, so people freaked out. He eventually had to go to court for this fkin thing, and put a big painted sign on his front lawn talking about "injustice" and how he would appreciate it if you came to the court to support him. To this day idk what happened in court but the treehouse still stands, wasting away, and his kids have NEVER touched it.

[@midgetman4206]

Well that's where parents (and people in general) mess up. You don't do the whole thing for them. You must incorporate them in, otherwise they won't feel the effort and pride of what they're getting. Part of the magic is making it yours, and having a say in the end result. Handing stuff over just doesn't have the charm.

[@sauceornosauce]

The thing Poob said about KFC is sort of true, though it was Japan. The store manager of the first KFC in Japan said that Westerners ate KFC as a Christmas tradition for marketing, which led to KFC becoming huge in Japan since the 70s. The whole thing happened because the sales were so low the store manager had to sleep in the KFC.

[@chadwick8193]

Kfc us very popular in China, too. That's where the confusion came from, probably

[@midgetman4206]

It's not that far off, it just isn't nearly as big as it was made to be. People bring store bought stuff all of the time, and it isn't a bad thing. Though it usually isn't a major focus, but no one complains about having more options to throw on the plate. For them, it's the feeling that's important, and that's all that matters.

[@GawsHawg]

it's fun to poke fun at Brian, but I honestly didn't notice he wasn't on until 5 minutes in, when I glanced at the screen

[@Littlesalado01]

the weasel ball was the only thing that I loved in the cracker barrel shop

[@TheArtofKAS]

I feeel you. But the antique revolvers were calling my name 😂😂

[@Scrunggle]

Slide whistle personally

[@Littlesalado01]

@@TheArtofKAS lol I forgot about those dude!

[@greaseking2220]

Thanks Stallt for manifesting a brand new Ai horror story

[@Majextic]

Poob absolutely PREACHING IT on oversimplification. I get sometimes you wanna remove an unnecessary mechanic. Some of them should go. But so many series I loved have stripped out core mechanics and ended up worse for it

[@loveableheathen7441]

Simpler mechanics = wider audience = more money. It's only gonna get worse. Man I love capitalism

[@Outerparadox]

I love the gradual aging of the guys in the podcast. Talking about games/drama to slowly talking about adult related stuff like the grass segment feels relatable.

[@ScottM1805]

It's funny about criticizing previous owners landscaping choices. The old man before me planted a palm tree next to the house so when I bought the place we got it cut out and the stump removed. He planted right on top of the sprinkler pipes and the solenoids for the different stations and it all got fuck up. Like the root ball of the palm had pipes running through it. Huge pain in the ass.

[@Woe937]

I worked at a meat processing factory that used to make the roast beef for arby's. it was chunks of beef thrown into a grinder with salt and ice and turned into a paste that was then shot out of tubes into plastic bags and then frozen. You're welcome for that knowledge.

[@Jesusluvz]

Lol, why was it ground with ice?

[@Pompadour_Pug]

@@Jesusluvz presumably to start the chilling process and make sure it stays preserved for as long as possible?

[@Jesusluvz]

@@Pompadour_Pug huh. I guess it would explain that and why their roast beef is always slimy and gross.

[@silvanolopez3216]

Sounds like how most lunch meats are made

[@brandonmeens]

we have the meats 😎😎😎😎😎

[@heimvar]

9:40 as a German this hurt to watch lmfao I was yelling 'stein" at the screen 10:28 literally me

[@austintegge4452]

18:00 they talk about not having rain. I live in Louisville, Kentucky which is right next to Indiana and it’s rained everyday this week🤣

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

Nice job Olivia and whatever the other one's called. Hogarth. You and Hogarth just haaad to each have a giant lollipop. Now Sam couldn't afford to pay for Bryan to be in this episode.

[@neonsamurai5637]

When will the band come back together

[@wyleFTW]

Im cryin missing bryan

[@Stalltt]

next ep and it is an absolute banger, way gooder

[@porkyorcy1715]

@@Stalltt better be 🤓

[@machogandalf]

@@Stalltt swift is a better editor

[@mam0lechinookclan607]

​@@machogandalfa bit moody today, eh?

[@Riasmos]

Brian was dropping facts left and right. much respect to him.

[@oath7194]

bryan stealing the show as always, he really shows the other two how to run a podcast

[@know1nose971]

We get it Sam, you can’t extract camp in Diablo 4

[@stephenkamps8925]

Poob, loved the ad read! Might be one of the best you've done so far. I laughed twice hahaha

[@jjging4308]

Sam is absolutely glowing this episode wth

[@Halo001231]

THEY ARE BOTH SAM WUT

[@travisealdread6388]

That ending was so wholesome it killed me

[@quandantelegwork779]

I loved the part that Bryan was in, it really held the podcast together

[@meat_wheels]

Can we please get a bonus episode that just features Bryan and Mia?

[@HeroicB]

As an El Camino owner, I need to know where tf Poob got that hat lmao

[@bigmike9947]

As an aspiring El Camino owner, I also need to know where tf Poob got that hat lmao

[@jeehill9592]

An hour in and it sounds like listening to my dad and uncle bitching about their lawns, and how they dont make cars the way they used to, and how could they sell a car without an 8-track player lmao

[@Bang-ld4be]

Someone who did a stint at Arby’s. They leave it in a hot drawer and cook it whole, then we cut it down off a slicer, whole ham, as we needed it. Don’t eat that roast beef. Sometimes it is sorta raw.

[@Lovelykochi]

The soil sample killed me lmao

[@bigmike9947]

I love that the ending is the most replayed part, cutest shit ever

[@The__Mutt]

Ngl that ending was pretty wholesome

[@harmfuleffects6312]

I love how sam calls out micro transactions in diablo 4, but defended them in his skate 3 video.

[@sirshrooma]

diablo which is mostly single player, vs. him dumping money into Hunt Showdown to skip ahead on the battle passes and events

[@robderka]

"there's some audience member that is screaming..." We all knew it was a stein dude

[@patriot9487]

I thought your profile pic was Sam

[@PillCosby69]

Stalt really needs to work on putting pictures of what you guys are talking about in the video. ADD THE PICTURES STALT! I wanna see!

[@limpshrimps5733]

There’s Google. Use them little fat hogs attached to your hands.

[@GrimTheReaper11]

The thumbnail is what Bryan actually looks like without the chad face filter on.

[@adoormarkedpirate378]

22:03 the man in the corner of poobs room gave me a fright. I should have known he kept prisoners in that basement.

[@mattcrowl5702]

I actually worked for Cracker Barrel on the store side for a year and yes technically the weasel ball is a kids toy lol

[@rowdyslayz7173]

every time they said baby gronk I thought they were going to say baby duke. I miss die of laughter :[

[@leggonarm9835]

I remember the Weasel ball Poob, they still sell them at the Flea Markets.

[@seantheplayer101]

Bryan's 20 minute rant about race mixing was a bit odd, but overall good podcast!

[@rinkashikachi]

I liked the part where he took out all his skull measuring instruments and showed how they work on Mia

[@mickroutledge706]

Cant believe poobs mums plant shop exploded truly tragic

[@OVKatz]

The homemade soda-pop stand with the tankards now hits up all the major furry conventions.

[@Double_Stuff23]

you guys should definitely play Divinity Original Sin 2 or Bauldlers Gate 3 when that is out of early access and make a series out of it

[@RedEarth20XDX]

I'm playing through baldurs gate 1 and 2 before bg3 comes out and if you're in the mood for an old school d&d game that will kick your ass then its great.

[@Evgen_87433]

Wtf?! How do I watch General Sam for so long and only see this podcast channel now?! Pure gold here. I didnt laugh as much watching stand ups.

[@zachh3461]

The best ones are without guests and without bryan

[@Evgen_87433]

@@zachh3461 Looks like Im starting from Podcast#1...now I wanna make a podcast about my uneventful life too ))))

[@mpireoutdoors5274]

Wait a second. Is Sam really not a health guy?

[@Grimy_Gypsy420]

the hat Shia wore in Indiana Jones is what poob as referring to

[@hotbrasst2451]

I am really enjoying Bryan on these last couple episodes.

[@anthonyn1157]

Very drunk listening to this while playing resident evil, life is good. RE2 revelation for anybody wondering, best RE game.

[@ivanmendoza7582]

Bryan must have been to busy watching charisma on command

[@galvatron0810]

I know exactly what Sam is talking about with the guy who sold soda. Sam really thought this was a "guy who old old timey soda." It's a company and they go to state fairs.

[@Deez_nutt5]

Theres a state fair coming up for me, gonna have to see if ones there. Never seen one before but it sounds like a cool lil novelty

[@benocallaghan8403]

Nothing pisses me off more than scaled levelling instead of area locked levels. I really does suck the fun out of the levelling and improvement of gear. 45:40

[@Scragg-]

Bryan was so good in this episode

[@kieran4434]

Seems like all recent games from large developers have lost all soul

[@rickyspanishz4470]

Thank you stallt, arby's cheddar melts do in fact slap, even though I don't think I've ever ordered anything else off of their menu.

[@sergeantspeed5941]

You're missing out if you've never had their French dip with the sauce. Solid banger.

[@rickyspanishz4470]

@@sergeantspeed5941 I can check it out, I was totally zooted when i posted this arby's beef and cheddars is what I always get lmao cheddar melts sound similar though

[@sirbonple]

THERE ARE SPIDERS IN MY FLESHLIGHT

[@JDB701]

Bryan really went in with the eugenics topic this episode huh😅

[@frezzofire1801]

Bryan didn't even bother turning on his camera this episode wow

[@nytdiir]

Bryan is now both gone in visuals as well as the usual audio absence

[@justgary4342]

I don't even need to watch this, and I am happy. Thanks fellas. Acti/Blizz and everyone still supporting them in any way deserve shame.

[@N.E.FloridaFishandGame]

Just clear up his statement....20's isnt your physical peak your 30s is prime

[@paultucker9411]

The butcher is not a random monster encounter as you think it’s part of the Lilith, PVP, and becoming hatred’s champion, and you get an item from from it, possibly sometimes that allows you to invade a random dungeon as the Butcher. Can’t believe people don’t know this yet they’re really keeping it super quiet😂

[@cody3335]

My biggest complaint for D4 is the level scaling.

[@Sue_Me_Too]

I replayed D3 recently and my character got an armor at level 15 that was so good I never took it off for the whole rest of the game. The character is a Crusader and the armor is called Heart of Iron. It deals 300% of my total vitality back as Thorns damage. The first time I "fought" Diablo I didn't even attack him, he just killed himself by attacking me.

[@lipayy9852]

Level scaling makes power meaningless until end game

[@hapotus410]

Very shallow point, but the lack of transmog variations was disappointing. All rogue sets look the same, all barbarians have are Kratos style strap armors, druids all look the same and sorcers have nothing cool on them unless you use visa on the shop. Necromancers are the only ones with some variation when it comes to armor

[@cody3335]

@@hapotus410 not at all

[@Vickman_]

I enjoyed how this episode is staltt not being able to grasp delayed gratification

[@benis2506]

Last 10 seconds made the last 4 months with my newborn worth it

[@Nhes_]

If you read this Sam, the game scales with your lvl not your armor

[@oath7194]

literally an hour ago i checked for an episode and there wasnt one

[@nomadicscrotum7515]

If you are looking for something that will give you kind of a diablo 2 feel, I would recommend grim dawn

[@stephenkamps8925]

Your hair looks pretty good in this video Sam, I'm not even cappin'

[@johnblair8643]

Stalt be coping and seething HARD about soyablo

[@robbybigmilky1978]

I am with staltt on all the d4 stuff

[@Greivous429]

Same

[@cody3335]

I’m enjoying Diablo 4

[@moisespena7912]

Same

[@limpshrimps5733]

It slaps. I think they just need to make it further into the game.

[@KC-yq3fz]

Does anybody remember which episode it was where they talked about killing ET and turning him into clothes? The bit popped into my head and I can't find it anywhere

[@bassettgames8076]

This isn't on Spotify

[@LessThanProfessionalGaming]

I garden and do small sale to my buddies farming. Could really use some rain here as well.

[@adammcchicken8763]

Looking good sam

[@sessions8766]

Y’all should definitely play divinity.

[@dnd-cartog8128]

This mustache guy is really onto something.

[@alucas705]

Would love to see all you play through divinity original sin 2

[@rowanyuh6326]

I have a beerstein hopefully I don’t become a poob like horder

[@vampirehunter_lee]

I waited for this episode to drop too long!

[@Sue_Me_Too]

It was over 3 weeks, I thought one of them died or something...

[@emdw14]

d4 horses kinda suck, part of the experience is the trudging. take that away and it's a speedrun

[@Xhotic]

Sam sayin he wants to play Path of Exile would be hilariously pog

[@vita_pulchra_est]

Those kids about to receive even less attention

[@piminnick7495]

That roast beef thing the shein. That’s how you know it’s the best. Cut with a sharp blade👌

[@BlaiseTM]

bryan musta been saying some crazy shit this time him and poob's family got on the same side of facebook

[@alvodisco]

Bryan's not here? Best podcast

[@aggroash232]

Champions of Norrath is some badass games too. It's like Builders Gate.

[@TylerYoutubeGamingChannel]

Poob said Divinity original sin 2 as I launched it, I played it a few years ago and then just started a new play through and its so so insanely good would be fun to watch you guys play

[@aluhcaz]

actual heartwarming ending

[@dandoumir6638]

Thanks for cutting Bryan loose, good call

[@jadenkaramanos7030]

due to my dads many previous business trips to shenzen, can confirm that there is a metric fuckton if KFC’s over there (with a slightly altered menu)

[@lukebarnard7684]

Sam is the type of white man to go to crackle Barel and tell the waitress it was scrumptious