Dialogue in Pokémon

[@serspritztomb]

Half the random npc dialogue feels like random shitposts the devs put in for laughs

[@monsterdonster9981]

The gen 1 dialogue is… something…

[@Erokingu]

because they are look for dev interview

[@vik.o1598]

And that's why we love the older pokémon gens

[@SERMareep2007]

Hello there

[@theamazingspooderman2697]

​@@vik.o1598 every Gen has those dialogues

[@castform7]

One of my new favourite peices of dialogue is when taking the elevator down to the Area Zero underdepths, Briar marvels at the elevator for taking us down and Carmine's response is "well that's what elevators do".

[@eglol]

Seriously! Briar and Carmine had such a great interaction there. I love the dialogue in the DLC, especially Carmine stuff.

[@-espeon]

and when carmine straight up called drayton a “toothpaste-hair bozo”, she really had no chill, i love her 😭

[@Ascera_exists]

Carmine in Indigo Disk is goated

[@Planetmango48]

Ok.

[@Jubilofono]

Claro señores, eso es lo que hacen los ascensores: descender 😶

[@wintersong2266]

"Kneel down before me! My mum always says that to my dad!" -Pokekid in a Eevee costume.

[@barrettross3772]

Wow rofl

[@abdullahalmansoori4489]

I thought that one was fake fanmade dialogue

[@wintersong2266]

@@abdullahalmansoori4489 Nope, one of the pokekids say it in the Battle Tower.

[@abdullahalmansoori4489]

@@wintersong2266 alrighty then

[@Yesenn]

SWSH also had a pokékid saying "Mum has this special sugar, she says is not for tea but I put it in my tea anyways."

[@mak315_]

I swear Pokémon dialogue seems so normal as a kid but when you replay them it’s so different, like I swear it was never this deep and mature

[@UltraAryan10]

They were always so sus. We were too innocent to understand back then.

[@Noteturtle90]

I love how if someone names their character, say, *war* then in a trade it says "Sending Eevee to *war* Goodbye Eevee!"

[@naydra3635]

Wait wait wait eevee no EEVEE NO COME BACK EEVEE

[@Foxxyz_official]

The wonder trade of 87

[@valentinaaloisi9487]

Steel type trade Evolution lol

[@inv_hana]

Sending "nuds' to Ash!

[@CozyOrSomething]

It gets even better if you name one of your own Pokemon something like, "nudes" or "drugs". "Sending nudes to Ash. Goodbye, nudes!"

[@alittlebitofeverythingyt7394]

My favourite pieces of dialogue are when you’re in Area Zero for the first time and it goes something like this: Arven: What are those things called again? Radish rations? Penny: …research… stations. Nemona: Wow Penny, you’ve got such a great memory! Penny: …what’s great is apparently my common sense compared to you lot.

[@LuckyBoyJKid]

Penny really showcased herself to be quite a mean person in Area Zero, and pretty dense too talking about her parents being too involved after you have Arven telling her about how he was neglected growing up.

[@AutismTakesOn]

@@LuckyBoyJKid Penny may be shy, but she's SAVAGE.

[@Planetmango48]

Yes.

[@slavishentity6705]

I would be mean too if I were stuck with pokemon characters. Unless they're pokemon.

[@demothiguillermo2059]

​@@LuckyBoyJKid Penny and Arven's parents are on opposite sides of the bad parent spectrum.

[@joshdykstra8854]

The random guy in tagtree thicket in scarlet and violet who says “there is indeed fungus among us” made me laugh so hard

[@stellathefoxgirl3648]

He must be talking about Amoongus!

[@LatinGiudo817]

When the fungi is sus

[@dr._D]

Truly, among us has ruined us

[@tezcanaslan2877]

@@dr._DI love Among Us

[@MeIsAiden]

I have that screenshotted lol😂

[@melty_x_]

Theres a pokemon esmerald NPC dialogue that you missed The NPC asks: Where did you come from? and you can only answer ... : Yes - No

[@danskfilmforgamer2993]

Yes Town? What's dat?

[@slavishentity6705]

"You speak like the protagonist. You must be from [starting town]."

[@bladeheart111x]

No? That doesn't make sense... Don't tell me you came from the bottom of the ocean.

[@mrtrollnator123]

​@@bladeheart111x😂

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

0:47 This sentence was so emotional. You can truly tell that they are going to enjoy an egg.

[@yourfavoritepsychopath]

Profound

[@Dawg347]

An AYYYYYYYYYYYYYG*

[@poninefreak3321]

Bro sounded like Lemongrab from Adventure Time

[@Firesaur-ut9hy]

@@yourfavoritepsychopath It is quite EGGcellent I’ll see myself out

[@-espeon]

one of my favorite dialogues is when arven, penny, nemona, and the player are in area zero and arven’s telling them how great friends him and the player are and penny straight up says “stop trying to flex on us”. caught me SO off guard 😭

[@ghoulchan7525]

i loved that bit. man it was so great.

[@SillyClothesStealer]

Nah, didn’t she also say “nobody asked”

[@byzantine5761]

penny is so brutal in the area zero dialogue, and i dont really blame her if you have to illegaly walk down a giant crater with plot armor incarnate and two bozos

[@bird_obsession]

Can’t believe you didn’t mention the Hiker in Sun and Moon who talks about the “largeness of his area”

[@seanpokefan7429]

“Sir, I am a child”

[@pikasheep]

AYOOOOO?! 🤨

[@Pokesonicfan99]

There is also scarlet and violet. Thyme says that someone smells worse than a stunkys behind and never forget when Drayton calls Kieran an ex champion in front of him

[@HawaiianDragonX]

Drayton just letting yk he's a real one ig😭

[@byzantine5761]

drayton has some goofy dialogue and he was SO mean to Kieran. Rightfully so, but damn nobody else had the nerves to insult kieran

[@MariOmor1]

There’s a ton of good and funny dialogue in SV

[@thepotatoportal69]

@MariOmor1

[@ZimVerse]

One of my new favorite pieces of Pokemon has to be the optional interaction between Crispin and Lacey, where Crispin pretty much showcases that he has no rizz.

[@aspookyghost7319]

I need to know more about this

[@User-dyn]

​@@aspookyghost7319 crispin and possibly drayton have a crush on lacey and she looks so oblivious to it Especially considering the dialogue about her dad having a scary face and how "boys run away from her when they find out hes her father"

[@IronWolf123]

Or her response for calling her cute: 🙅‍♀️

[@dragonkidd1644]

⁠@@User-dynI don’t think Dayton does but carmine definetly has one on drayton

[@RelanTheMan]

“I can’t find it! I can’t find my true potential! Kids around me seem to be bursting with potential, but it feels like my bubble’s burst.”

[@jonathanflanagan1504]

3:09 As some who has played ORAS, I can confirm that this is a real quote.

[@zeroone9066]

Isn't the over 9000 quote from X and Y

[@psuedonym9999]

@zeroone9066 the one before that

[@thatguy6105]

"There is only the battlefield left for me." - child in Pikachu costume, SW/SH

[@wintersong2266]

"Kneel down before me! My mum always say that to my dad!" -Also a kid in a Eevee costume SwSh.

[@moxiemouse24]

​@@wintersong2266damn maybe i shjould've stopped to fight that kid then

[@ethnictendo]

1:31 I always just assumed it was to make sure the player was paying attention to the long cutscene they just had to sit through and weren't just mashing through the whole time. But even then, this is something they've never done before or since, so it just comes off as strange. XD

[@DitzyNizzy2009]

"Where did you come from? - Yes - No" - Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire, 2003.

[@Yuzrnaime]

0:31 Chrome Dome as a nickname actually goes kinda hard ngl

[@GlaceTheAce2222]

Bro we need more Short Aura content. This is so fucking fun

[@minicle426]

"You're pretty hot. But not as hot as Brock"

[@heatran4109]

Can’t believe you forgot the time when Archie called some of his henchmen simps

[@carolynallisee2463]

It's all too clear the game makers didn't really expect us to stop and read every line of dialogue in the games! Also, it's abundantly clear that each generation of pokemon players can read the same line of dialogue and come up with completely different interpretations!

[@hunterotte9555]

2:43 "Sir, she is a child."

[@shadow_entity_of_nightmare]

Why is the pokemon world full of pedophiles

[@Poptomist]

Nemona says “Feel free to burst on into the Zona Nemona whenever you want!” At the academy

[@mrtrollnator123]

😉

[@courtneyevie]

there's so much in scarlet and violet that's really good. "but... there's a bunch of anime i missed that i was just... gonna... binge" "tell me, what does 'cheugy' mean?" "it's just cringey enough to be perfect, you know?"

[@nicoborken9963]

gamefreak was not ashamed to tell everyone what their target audience was

[@nizuma_8341]

All that and just add about all of Carmine's dialogues

[@PurpIe.Potato]

@@nizuma_8341 like when she says she’s gonna shove a whole coffing down your throat 😭

[@nizuma_8341]

@@PurpIe.Potato or when she calls Drayton a toothpaste haired bozo or even when she tells the loyal three she'd make them regret coming back to life

[@RandomGoldieStuff]

another great one is Carmine calling Drayton an "annoying toothpaste-haired bozo"

[@hayhay1999]

"I mastered iron tail without a tail, and you know what that means??" ;)

[@SirStarKat]

That was from Poképark, right? God I miss pokepark

[@randomunovafan2787]

The way they leaned into the Sun and Moon protagonists being super blank is so funny to me

[@Brebenel86]

"Violence is not the answer... Violence is the question and the answer is yes!"

[@jellojiggler1693]

Was this in a pokemon game? This is gold.

[@Brebenel86]

From Pokemon Fire Red and Leaf Green

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

"Always remember: VIOLENCE-"

[@stevent3676]

"When did pokemon get so deep?" Gen 5. It was always gen 5 that started pokemon's depth.

[@Dormazain]

My man, go to petalburg city and talk to the guy looking in the water.

[@The_Dudez]

“How’d you find us Lee? Your pants with Directions.” -Hop

[@ChicagoMel23]

You’re

[@DitzyNizzy2009]

Whoever came up with that line certainly did their research: "pants" is a word meaning "rubbish" in the United Kingdom.

[@Missingno_Miner]

I can't believe that Hop uses the wrong version of your/you're(real). What next, him using slang from the place Galar is based on?

[@moxiemouse24]

​@@DitzyNizzy2009i was wondering about that

[@byzantine5761]

i love Scarlet/Violet dialogue, seeing things like Iono saying "you're great at this adulting stuff, Larry" in response to Larry saying that he "knows who to talk to, [he] suppose[s]"

[@Ash-GreninjaExpert]

My favorite in this has to be with Carmine when she said that Drayten is an annoying toothpaste-haired bozo is one of the BB Elite Four, I got a good laugh out of it. Nice roast Carmine 🤣🤣🤣 4:38

[@rainbowdragon168]

NPC dialogue can be hilarious yet random 😂

[@matthewtwitter5172]

I swear i love the fact that most or not all dialogues of battle frontier trainers talk in full capitals

[@GrimoireIsGrimm]

0:58 This gives vibes of the original final fantasy 7 and being able to take someone on a date with you. The lore wants you to go with Tifa. Yet it is funnier to see Cloud and Barret have an awkward moment stuck in the ferris wheel together (When are we getting the remaster Square Enix. (I promise I won’t mod it to make Sephiroth date Cloud!)) Edit: also I need a compilation of Aura’s “hehehehe”

[@kaseymartin5754]

Indigo disk- "what's up my minun?"

[@SillyClothesStealer]

First I find out the word “kaiju” exists in pokemon and then I see carmine calling guy I don’t know a “annoying toothpaste haired bozo”

[@Dormazain]

For 5 solid minutes, I expected him to start reading a script about how dialogue has changed and what role it plays, but the man just reads dialogue and doesn't elaborate.

[@Garde_Mystik]

"Humans should be gone from this world! I don’t like anything or anyone but Pokémon! I’ve decided to ignore reality." - Fairy Tale Girl, XY Battle Maison

[@Garde_Mystik]

There is also one in the XY Battle Maison who straight up gives you a death threat.

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

​@@Garde_MystikWhoever they are, they're now my favorite

[@Magmanarius]

“IM GOING TO ENJOY AN EGG!” Was the most random sentence that made my day

[@RyanNerdyGamer]

5:01 _Ah…_ the beauty of nature. 😌

[@Decidukip]

Mansplaining to Carmen what a date is is also funny.

[@Empr4evr]

One of the Hikers in Rock Tunnel in RBY says "hit me with your best shot" after he approaches you, then says "fired away" after you beat him.

[@melsbacksfriend]

I like when Peony calls the piece to the Calyrex statue a pillow.

[@DracoX-hz3tu]

The dancing for no reason guys are probably my favorite roadblock in the series, its so dumb but I love it 😂

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

Finally, a roadblock that I can't be mad at

[@KingKayro87]

3:37 Y'know, even though it's obviously a fourth wall break since he's an NPC who only appears at the ferris wheel, if you think about it in the context of the Pokémon universe, he's basically telling you that his parents fucked in the ferris wheel.

[@TiagoNomad]

I needed those laughs today. Thank you, Alex. 😄

[@M.R3acteon]

Theres more dialog to be read, please do continue

[@skotiaH2O]

I want to mention the boy in Petalburg who stands near a lake and makes philosophical affirmations

[@Oscar92839]

1:13 this is sus

[@ctrI_w]

This was a fever dream of a video, hope you make this into a series

[@ethbeatthem4836]

The Geodude kneading the sand line was hilarious.

[@imcoral]

i like the trainer in Koga's gym who says "Oops! Dropped my balls!" when defeated

[@seandorama5932]

1:03 This is why Lana is on the internet

[@Foxxyz_official]

My question is why was she added

[@tezcanaslan2877]

@@Foxxyz_officialMy biggest question is why her mother’s is so important in the anime and not the game

[@Tatianna1143]

"Sir I am A CHILD" count: 3

[@voch123]

That Magnemite is just named “Bald”

[@captainmadoli4498]

0:32 chrome dome is sick as wydm???

[@granddidit]

one of ur funnest videos in a while. only wish it was longer!

[@detachedobserver]

0:21 It gives me some PokeSpe(Pokemon Adventures) vibes, lmao

[@bnashee]

Maybe that guy doesnt see the entrance because he cant move from that spot. tragic

[@gengarzilla1685]

I loved getting Dewford Town's residents obsessed with ADULT TOYS myself.

[@elicenyne]

"the air is tasty here!" i can confirm. air can taste.

[@natelecarde962]

Literally all of the trainers in Battle Frontier that aren’t frontier brains are comedy gold

[@detachedobserver]

2:43 I- I mean, Lillie is kind of person, who can get wet from seeing a plushie of pokemon (cute... or scary)

[@Obbels]

It’s because it was raining - STOP RUNNING MY CHILDHOOD Y’ALL

[@Thomas-ex6tp]

2:08 What is a mouse? Never heard of that Pokemon before

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

Mousehold from Scarlet/Violet?

[@Violet-f1n]

3:53 If that were true according to the first Pokemon movie you could throw someone in the ocean and they'd be brought back to life, and I know that's not true.

[@camarokidbb4347]

Matter of fact, if that person were living, throwing them into the sea would do the exact opposite.

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

I'm probably not remembering correctly, but didn't some trainers actually die trying to skip waiting for the storm? Or it was at least implied deaths were expected?

[@ericparazak8448]

I AM GOING TO ENJOY AN EGG

[@nooternootey9666]

THE WINGULL FLY AND THEIR DROPPINGS FALL THE MAREANIE WAITS TO SEE WHAT CALLS OH HOW PRETTY ALL THE SCENERY THIS IS NATURES SACRIFICE

[@reallysupercoolguy1]

I need a part 2

[@Decidukip]

0:30 My shiny Iron Hands’ nickname is Chrome Dome :(

[@stefan-xaverscherrer7648]

2:19 Brock s Arena.

[@Quinnton.j]

If only they had voice acting

[@owensanfordstuff]

Won't have voice acting for years, as they would have to pay them for it😭

[@Illunovice]

@@owensanfordstuff Not only that, but they would need more time to code them into the game at the appropriate times, which we all know isn't gonna happen either.

[@toumabyakuya]

@@Illunovice Not only that, but they would also need to have many different dubs to appease everybody. I can guarantee you that if they add voice acting and Latin America doesn't get its own dub, then LatAm players will get angry.

[@ceecee6521]

This shit's the main reason we'll NEVER have voice acting! The hell's with this dialogue?!

[@babyseal8822]

Do you enjoy the first detective pikachu game? If not then its better for not having VA

[@MegaManXmyBeloved]

"what do you mean by that" screams meme potential

[@CosilHeiir]

Don't forget, the black and white protags are at least 15, they are perfectly capable of having had a lover and understand what that swimmer meant....

[@Missingno_Miner]

They're 12 or 14, actually. Cheren is confirmed to be 14, but it has never been specified if that refers to his appearance in BW1 or BW2. Either way, that is a weird question for a grown man to ask a teenager, and the rest of the conversation only makes it worse.

[@CosilHeiir]

@@Missingno_Miner a quick Google search reveals that they are indeed 14 in the original games, while they were initially supposed to be 16 but instead were made 14, and are 16, in the second games, and in a world where 10 years Olds can go on a world journey, we don't know the other logistics, nor do we know if the swimmer is really that much older

[@blueflare3848]

0:22 The good ole prison wallet.

[@outstanding4]

Most of the video : "I'm a child" and "When did Pokemon get so deep..." 😂

[@funwithchristina563]

4:37 my favorite one!

[@DokkanSDBHCelebrationEnjoyer]

No because why is it so long to the point where not even auto clicking is sometimes useful

[@Lilyse00]

When you first enter area zero, penny is just roasting everyone its so funny

[@eglol]

4:42 TOOTHPASTE HAIR IS NOW HIS NICKNAME, USE APPROPRIATELY

[@eglol]

My mother just started playing the Indigo Disk and when Drayton first appears Carmine says "Urk!" So I guess Urk is another suitable nickname for him 💀

[@garchompelago]

In the SV DLC Indigo Disk. Carmine invites you to check out her room and I was like.... *AYO!?*

[@WarmLillie]

“My skirt got wet a bit” I go with Lusamine on idea of beauty, Sun and Moon has best dialogue ever I’m a Lillie variant, If I didn’t say…

[@tezcanaslan2877]

You didn’t die? I thought you stayed in 2019?

[@Obbels]

It’s because it was raining - STOP RUNNING MY CHILDHOOD Y’ALL

[@castform7]

Wait a minute. If that swimmer is holding Pokeballs where we think she's holding them and she has multiple Pokemon, does that mean that midway through the battle she just [this part of the comment has been redacted due to the less than family friendly explanation of the swimmer getting her next Pokeball]. Something to think about.

[@mariorockersxd4919]

WAIT, THEY’RE IN HER A-

[@RandomBebop]

I can fix her

[@dannyphantom3591]

...

[@shirothefish9688]

Bra stuffing Obviously

[@mrtrollnator123]

😶

[@cadencenavigator958]

In my opinion the best way to handle that dude perving on Celadon gym is to have him say, "This gym is great! It's full of strong women!"

[@KevinTheFluffyWolfy]

Pokémon dialogue can be… interesting… they knew what they were doing.

[@pastelshadows6437]

I've always loved the dialogue in Emerald's battle frontier, it's a real gold mine!

[@kluaoha]

"Today we're dancing for no reason. Someday we'll disappear for no reason."

[@bladeheart111x]

my fave line that was missed was when Amerys hears Koraidon/Miraidon's "Agias" and thinks its name is actually Agias

[@SAVETHAWRLD]

Fun fact: the first one is actually a magikarp measurement dude thats surprised at the surprising length of your *70 inch* magikarp

[@locomokuu2471]

You take that back about Chrome Dome

[@bretterry8356]

My trainer "profile" in Leaf Green is "HERE I COME HAPPILY FIGHTING CHILDREN."

[@tezcanaslan2877]

0:46 we found predecessor of LTG

[@kuitaranheatmorus9932]

Dialogue in pokemon is just 🥇, I gold they don't stop doing this for every game. This video was perfect

[@petonio06]

do more of this, please!

[@corundumkrabble5035]

Pokemon dialogue is unhinged

[@relt1554]

In Dewford in the original Ruby/Sapphire, make "YOUR MOM" the trendy phrase. It's golden.

[@LRM12o8]

4:10 words I live by in my playthroughs 😁

[@Rotom2304]

I like basically every line spoken by the delinquent trainer class in ORAS

[@Xylarxcode]

The things that flew over your head as a child, lol