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3 жыл бұрын

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@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Hi everyone, My name is Duke and I am a Dice Goblin.
@annasmith9570
@annasmith9570 3 жыл бұрын
Hi duke, I too am a dice goblin
@cryoice6511
@cryoice6511 3 жыл бұрын
The first step is admitting that you have a problem, good on you for realizing. I promise you, you'll make it through this.
@User-ChAchArEAlSMOOTH
@User-ChAchArEAlSMOOTH 3 жыл бұрын
Dice Goblins Brotheren
@bhupendragurram3026
@bhupendragurram3026 3 жыл бұрын
Hi I am a big fan of your videos and it would be funny if you made about people hoarding miniatures too, love your vids!
@lexhidlebaugh7710
@lexhidlebaugh7710 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a crippling problem I sold my car to buy… A pair of pink dice
@TheRealGamer2052
@TheRealGamer2052 3 жыл бұрын
"huh, thats funny he doesnt have any D4's" *holding a green D4 in the mdidle of the pile*
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
You know what!!! II was holding them I couldn't see them! 😂
@redditersinn4737
@redditersinn4737 3 жыл бұрын
I was in the comments to see if I was the only one to notice. But the others have noticed when the god can not. Keep the good videos up and stop buying dice.
@n17r03
@n17r03 3 жыл бұрын
Funny enough, there are actually at least two visible d4s lol
@simolsen
@simolsen 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuesters there has not just one i found a green and a purple d4 :D
@redditersinn4737
@redditersinn4737 3 жыл бұрын
@@simolsen ye I counted at least 4
@DarkSidePhoenix
@DarkSidePhoenix 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who has well over 1,500 clickity clackities, I dont think I have a problem
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Pfft, those are rookie numbers
@DarkSidePhoenix
@DarkSidePhoenix 3 жыл бұрын
I'm nowhere near done. But bills are a thing so.... oof to me
@symphony_in_plaid4592
@symphony_in_plaid4592 3 жыл бұрын
shiny math rocks go click-clack
@aethergames3507
@aethergames3507 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@DeosPraetorian
@DeosPraetorian 3 жыл бұрын
Why tho
@yumiendercat3685
@yumiendercat3685 3 жыл бұрын
Me, who doesn’t have any dice: “Hm, yes, I will relate to this video a lot”
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Oh you will, you will!
@Luffy-un5du
@Luffy-un5du 3 жыл бұрын
Same, played a couple of online sessions and now just make random character builds when i feel like it.
@dylanmcloughlin2187
@dylanmcloughlin2187 3 жыл бұрын
@@Luffy-un5du same. . . . Until I decided to DM a month ago. Best and worst choice ever.
@TheBattlechicken
@TheBattlechicken 3 жыл бұрын
I'm also all digital.
@markpetersen290
@markpetersen290 3 жыл бұрын
See people like you are why we buy so many sets! We are just selflessly looking out for y'all
@arctictiger8690
@arctictiger8690 3 жыл бұрын
My eyes have been opened to the wonderful world of staring at hundreds of pairs of gemstone dice that I can never have.
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry, you will own them all one day
@katicreighton
@katicreighton 3 жыл бұрын
Just love them. They will come to you.
@TentenchiAMVs
@TentenchiAMVs 3 жыл бұрын
I basically went on a dice spree where I bought about four bulk sets to satisfy my cravings enough to tell myself "no" for a while. It's been almost a year. I think I'll be okay for at least one more. I hope. I sure do hope...
@katicreighton
@katicreighton 3 жыл бұрын
I hardly ever buy dice anymore. I'm too excited to see what sets I get every month. LoL
@midnights2631
@midnights2631 8 ай бұрын
One day you will have them.
@brandongalvan6603
@brandongalvan6603 3 жыл бұрын
How to justify being a dice goblin: show up to the session and tell them that you're playing a Goblin Thief Rogue. When the DM and other players complain about you taking their dice, tell them "But it's what my character would do.".
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Oof 😂
@tcy4824
@tcy4824 3 жыл бұрын
INGENUIS PLAN!
@spiderboy43
@spiderboy43 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm playing a Lawful Good Paladin." *Chops off thiefs hands* "It's what my character would do!" :D
@thefracturedbutwhole5475
@thefracturedbutwhole5475 3 жыл бұрын
I have 1 set of expensive metal dice, I'm like Gollum with the one ring with them, stealing them would be. . . . . unwise.
@eelthan
@eelthan 3 жыл бұрын
@@spiderboy43 *steals your dice with my mouth* it's what my character would do !
@demvian9780
@demvian9780 3 жыл бұрын
"That's... normal" "No, no it's not." That broke me. LMAO is an understatement.
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed!
@Wh40kFinatic
@Wh40kFinatic 2 жыл бұрын
The way he said 'normal' is what got me. 😆
@callmano1238
@callmano1238 3 жыл бұрын
Me Starting Out- 1 pack will be fine. It doesn't need to be fancy. O that looks- 3 months later- I have collected every dice on this planet and now rule all dice games.
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Those are still rookie numbers!
@callmano1238
@callmano1238 3 жыл бұрын
Omg you replied! Love your videos!
@VanNessy97
@VanNessy97 2 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuesters "That still only counts as one!"
@lordchapelseed791
@lordchapelseed791 Жыл бұрын
You must traverse the Dimensions of Dice
@sleeplessgames1677
@sleeplessgames1677 2 жыл бұрын
Me getting my first set of dice as a newbie: I don’t know which set to pick, they’re all so pretty! The veteran DM: Congrats, you’re a dice goblin. Me: What? Me two years later, with a huge bag of dice: Oh. Edit: Wow, I forgot I've already seen this video and was about to comment "Let me have my click-clacks!"
@mevryxx9831
@mevryxx9831 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club!
@-Tiredoctoling-
@-Tiredoctoling- Жыл бұрын
just started playing dnd and.. I just thought that while buying dice
@midnights2631
@midnights2631 8 ай бұрын
Welcome to the club!
@maw5646
@maw5646 3 жыл бұрын
You’ve got to respect his determination at the end though.
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
You really have to
@russianvalkyrie2358
@russianvalkyrie2358 3 жыл бұрын
Addiction makes you do some weird shit
@mcrazzburger3954
@mcrazzburger3954 3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to pull out a Laura Bailey size bag of dice to hand over. Loved this one, so relatable!
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed!
@velvetbutterfly
@velvetbutterfly 2 жыл бұрын
Why specifically Laura Bailey?
@mcrazzburger3954
@mcrazzburger3954 2 жыл бұрын
@@velvetbutterfly She's known to have ginormous dice bags, and many, many, many dice
@bluefan898
@bluefan898 2 жыл бұрын
Saddlebags of dice. She is so strong because of the massive bags she hauls daily.
@VanNessy97
@VanNessy97 Жыл бұрын
Literal garbage bags worth of dice
@metalcollection1
@metalcollection1 3 жыл бұрын
For the first time in years, I am going to be playing in a campaign, rather than DMing. So naturally, I bought matching dice for my character, as well as 5 other sets, just in case something would happen. I mean, my character could die, you don't know that! I need spare dice to be prepared.
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
I mean....you will have more dice so no downside there!
@northfrost4018
@northfrost4018 3 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, these are all choices, you can stop whenever you want?
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha no, no it’s not 😂
@northfrost4018
@northfrost4018 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuesters the Chanel reply’d to my comment… it is done, I have won life
@victoriascott774
@victoriascott774 3 жыл бұрын
Its not a choice its a lifestyle. I'm a warlock and my patron are the click clacks
@Fuadain
@Fuadain 3 жыл бұрын
@@victoriascott774 All hail the gods, Click and Clack. Death will be swift to those who deny the existence of the dice ☺
@fulinelite3163
@fulinelite3163 Жыл бұрын
It's a lifestyle. I'm currently on a wild campaign that is for the lolz towards level 100 and let me tell you, we're just a league of dice goblins able to finally use every single dice as we're all level 87 fighting against Abberations in the shadows in between realms that would drive people mad...and imagine needing to roll 30 d6s as a wizard lmfaooo.
@thomascleveland3401
@thomascleveland3401 3 жыл бұрын
I finally got my first bag of dice recently and I don’t know how I survived only one set (plus a random d20 and a d8 or two) before!
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations! It will never stop….
@solarisnova9530
@solarisnova9530 3 жыл бұрын
And this is why I have a dice roller app no need for physical dice
@symphony_in_plaid4592
@symphony_in_plaid4592 3 жыл бұрын
@@solarisnova9530 but...but...real dice feel so niiiiiice...
@jakeykohinsky2213
@jakeykohinsky2213 2 жыл бұрын
@@symphony_in_plaid4592 sounds like you like hiding d4s lol
@PixelPower0615
@PixelPower0615 2 жыл бұрын
I am only surviving off of one d20, two d6s and a whole lotta bullshit math...But I'm okay
@jackwriter1908
@jackwriter1908 3 жыл бұрын
That feels like Sam Riegel just making fun of Laura Bailey.
@electricbluetiramisu3713
@electricbluetiramisu3713 3 жыл бұрын
Was going to comment the same thing!
@voicelesskraken7454
@voicelesskraken7454 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly though lmao
@SsilentShadow
@SsilentShadow 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not a dice goblin.... Me, sitting here with my ten thousand sets of dice, about a thousand of which are special (for example limited edition or critical role) dice. Now I feel kinda bad for saying that, all of my dice are special and I love them all. They are very important and I need every single one of them
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Still got to bump those numbers up, they are rookie numbers!
@SsilentShadow
@SsilentShadow 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuesters Yes, I’m working on it! You can never have to many after all
@annasmith9570
@annasmith9570 3 жыл бұрын
@One Shot Questers and @Silent Shadow there are never enough dice ever especially when a D20 or 2 wants to act up and roll low
@kennapalmer1486
@kennapalmer1486 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuesters one day... a day we can only dream of... we shall become glorious dice dragons... unfortunately, I believe that title only applies to Laura Bailey.
@SsilentShadow
@SsilentShadow 3 жыл бұрын
@@kennapalmer1486 I have Laura Bailey’s special Vex’ Ahlia dice. They are very nice
@themurc6391
@themurc6391 3 жыл бұрын
Just gotta say. The wiping the dice out of the hair was smoothly done.
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@magmaslasher7604
@magmaslasher7604 3 жыл бұрын
I just got 130 dice today. My name is Techtato, and I’m a dice goblin.
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
You….you gonna share?
@firsttimedm1127
@firsttimedm1127 3 жыл бұрын
My players want some more dice. Do you reckon you could share
@arctictiger8690
@arctictiger8690 3 жыл бұрын
pls share :D
@TheBattlechicken
@TheBattlechicken 3 жыл бұрын
Why so many? Edit: Why so many is probably because you can buy 70 dice for $12 and 140 for $20... I bought 70 dice today.
@magmaslasher7604
@magmaslasher7604 3 жыл бұрын
@@firsttimedm1127 MINE
@lonekirin905
@lonekirin905 3 жыл бұрын
"Huh that's starnge he doesm't have any d4's" *there's clearly a neon yellow d4 in his arms*
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Ok look, I had it in my arms and I couldn't see it until AFTER I put everything away haha!
@SirPotato43
@SirPotato43 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who never played d&d i can confidently say that i will 100% be a dice globin
@preston726
@preston726 3 жыл бұрын
“Anybody got some dice” This guy: *dumps a whole bucket on my head* your welcome
@elizabethkauffman4383
@elizabethkauffman4383 3 жыл бұрын
I don't have a problem... I can quit whenever I want! *eye twitch*
@articusramos808
@articusramos808 3 жыл бұрын
Roll a constitution saving throw.....be honest too.
@elizabethkauffman4383
@elizabethkauffman4383 3 жыл бұрын
@@articusramos808 I got 9 😂
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth, never quit
@articusramos808
@articusramos808 3 жыл бұрын
You....are completely fine. Have a great day (I rolled a 5. Dead serious.)
@elizabethkauffman4383
@elizabethkauffman4383 3 жыл бұрын
@@articusramos808 Ooooof haha
@TheArtisticGamer7
@TheArtisticGamer7 3 жыл бұрын
"He doesnt have any d4's" *literally is holding a d4 in his arms* YOU CANNOT FOOL ME
@aliphamarrel1979
@aliphamarrel1979 2 жыл бұрын
Plus I watched a purple D4 fall while he was dropping them.
@lozangekitten-gamer7626
@lozangekitten-gamer7626 2 жыл бұрын
Aside from those obvious d4s, the joke was that he held them all "inside"
@dantefrance-stradiota1360
@dantefrance-stradiota1360 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see an episode of Hoarders on this, they tried to come in and he's just covered the floor in d4s, "Mr Lin we need to talk to you" "youll ever make it past 4000D4 of damage hahahahahahahaha"
@homelessperson5455
@homelessperson5455 3 жыл бұрын
Why dice goblin? Why not dice dragon? They have a hoard of shiny rocks.
@tigerwarrior1787
@tigerwarrior1787 3 жыл бұрын
Dice Goblin only cares about the numbers, Dice DRAGON cares about the different KINDS of dice. Plastic, metal, bone, gemstone... fuzzy, for some reason.
@uriolu8413
@uriolu8413 3 жыл бұрын
@@tigerwarrior1787 Legends say the maddest dice dragons go to the black market in order to obtain the weirdest kinds of dice, like the bones and human flesh kind.
@aethergames3507
@aethergames3507 3 жыл бұрын
Eheh
@Obrik
@Obrik 3 жыл бұрын
@@uriolu8413 There are dice made of human bones that aren't on the black market. They come from science cadavers that, um, retire? I guess that verb still works XD
@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate
@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate 3 жыл бұрын
@@Obrik when I die I want my bones to be made into dice and used solely in boss battles or whatever the dm wants really. I just think it’ll be cool for me to lay dnd and ttrpgs in life and death
@starlightmoone
@starlightmoone 3 жыл бұрын
Flipping a coin has literally been replaced by rolling a die for me. I’m ten times more likely to find a die than a coin. I’m not sure what that says about me
@philosynfonie7307
@philosynfonie7307 2 жыл бұрын
it says that you spend all your coins to get more dice
@starlightmoone
@starlightmoone 2 жыл бұрын
@@philosynfonie7307 I- yeah,, fair enough
@mouthlesshater
@mouthlesshater 2 жыл бұрын
Coins are going extinct.
@lordchapelseed791
@lordchapelseed791 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, there are those dice coins...
@PixieoftheWood
@PixieoftheWood Жыл бұрын
Same here, and it's helpful when you have more things to decide between!
@fiercestpond4722
@fiercestpond4722 3 жыл бұрын
I hate how my first thought when the dice were held up was “oh those are pretty!”
@Lisamj714
@Lisamj714 3 жыл бұрын
I recently made the mistake (not a mistake) of finding out you can buy a pound of dice at a time. So naturally I ordered 3.
@leymons1236
@leymons1236 Жыл бұрын
WHERE
@siesiehaycraft4699
@siesiehaycraft4699 3 жыл бұрын
Dude! This is Soo real it hurts, like shiny math rocks irl have been worth more to me than every gold coin I've ever earned in game put together. All hail the 20sided life giver
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Right?? Math rocks are AWESOME!
@henrymars6626
@henrymars6626 3 жыл бұрын
The Hair Comb with Dice deserves awards for cinematography and acting
@elliedereyna5014
@elliedereyna5014 3 жыл бұрын
We need some Dice Goblin appreciation over here
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
We do love them, thats why I made the video haha!
@jonathanblair5920
@jonathanblair5920 3 жыл бұрын
1:03 as my group's DM, my ex got all of the D&D stuff when we split... including the massive piles of dice we had collected. this cut in ways i was not expecting xD
@ashleybuechler860
@ashleybuechler860 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no... GET THIS MAN A SET OF DICE, STAT!
@potatoheadpokemario1931
@potatoheadpokemario1931 3 жыл бұрын
3:08, there's a D4 right there, I can see the D4
@ninjakirby777
@ninjakirby777 3 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say having that many dice is a pain in the ass…
@emmabaier9439
@emmabaier9439 3 жыл бұрын
“That’s funny, he doesn’t have any d4’s” Has a d4 front and center in the pile
@Blarg6306
@Blarg6306 3 жыл бұрын
These sketches keep getting better! Keep them coming! Also if you wanna satisfy the dice goblin craving, look at Rybonator's channel. He makes custom dice. He's really committed to it too, he sacrificed his wife's soul to help make the Infinity Stone dice and everything.
@docopoper
@docopoper 3 жыл бұрын
*One Shot Questers :* "I'm just buying these dice for my KZbin skits"
@SleepingGroke
@SleepingGroke 2 жыл бұрын
This just confirms me that all DMs are goblins with little selfcontrol over the things they obsess over.
@amethystrose3480
@amethystrose3480 3 жыл бұрын
When you were handing them all in, I keep saying “Shoes off. I know that would hurt but your an addict. You’ll do whatever you can to keep it”
@alexkroeker5425
@alexkroeker5425 3 жыл бұрын
"Funny, he doesn't have any D4s-" there is literally a lime green D4 in the middle of that pile, my gamer...
@dragonheart3608
@dragonheart3608 3 жыл бұрын
I can't walk into a game store anymore without staring at the dice sets on display. You are not alone. DICE GOBLINS UNITE!
@EllePhoenixMC
@EllePhoenixMC Жыл бұрын
Same
@j3llyflam3
@j3llyflam3 3 жыл бұрын
Because 20 sets just aren't enough...
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
No, never
@nightfall89z62
@nightfall89z62 3 жыл бұрын
20 sets really isn't enough if you're the dm, you wouldn't have enough d6's for an epic level spell. Or even some spells cast by level 21 casters, there are several spells with no listed upper limit of damage, just x dx per level. There are epic spels that deal 100s of dice of damage, how can you roll 312d10(I think it's d10 for that one spell). Anyway, point is how can you roll 312 dice with only 20 sets, it just isn't possible. You'd have to roll the same dice 15 times just to do the damage for the one spell, and that simply can't be done. The spell btw is called vengeful gaze of god. Its in the epic level handbook.
@haerdalis84
@haerdalis84 3 жыл бұрын
@@nightfall89z62 that only exists in the 3rd edition of the game though. 3.5 onwards abandoned that nonsense :p
@nightfall89z62
@nightfall89z62 3 жыл бұрын
@@haerdalis84 lol! But they do have regular spells that do more than 20 dice of damage in 3.5e on. Btw, I like you're screename, that character was one of the best ones from bg2 I believe it was, maybe bg1-soa. But a character that was very well done. On a different note though, yes, I'm aware the epic level handbook is a 3e supplement, it is compatible with 3.5e so I do use it. While epic spells are in fact highly op, and often broken, I don't know that I'd consider them nonsense. The biggest control factor for casting them, is that you have to make a spellcraft check every time you cast the spell. If you fail the spellcraft check the spell fails, the mitigating factors as far as I understood still take effect whether the spell succeeds or not.(I will reread that though) Also even epic characters, don't really have enough xp to burn 100,000 every time they cast a spell(reducing the spellcraft DC by 100) and the backlash damage, while it has no upper limit on amount, a single caster can only add double their HD in d6 damage, and it cannot be countered or reduced in any way. Further, the ritual factor, would require, technically, by the book, that you get a number of casters equal to the spell slots being contributed to the casting. The other mitigating factors are well, less significant. The multi day cast potential factor does however make very powerful epic spells useless to use in combat, and so limiting the effects in a fairly large way. Now of course, you could craft an epic spell without any mitigating factors, however, a spellcraft DC of 100+ makes casting them fairly impractical if the epic character is not level 50+. I don't know about you, but I have yet to find anyone willing to play past level 30 or 40. And at that level the highest DC for an epic spell they could feasibly cast would be around 60-90 This still leaves plenty of room to make some pretty broken spells. So I think that it's it was a good idea that was executed poorly. But not nonsense. Also, the spells one could make could potentially be just utterly devastating, but the actual power level mechanic-wise can easily be made so that they are more powerful than 9th level spells, but not world breakingly powerful. And all epic spells are subject to the dm's approval. So not completely nonsense. Op, yes. Broken, potentially. I do think it's a mechanc that Wizards could and should refine a bit for better balance, but that's just my opinion.
@krzysztofpiwowarski4359
@krzysztofpiwowarski4359 3 жыл бұрын
@@nightfall89z62 compatible only to a degree - 3.5 e had its own take on epic level feats (including many nerfs to their 3.0 versions) and didn't attempt to adapt epic spells at all if memory serves me well. And yes it was absolutely nonsensical (summoning 10 adult red dragons requiring input from npc casters that were more powerful than said dragons for example). Saying WotC should refine a system from two editions ago is equally nonsensical. They've moved on from that edition. 5e has no rules for epic spellcasting and zero indication that it will incorporate them because very few groups ever even get to level 20. You want to live in the past, feel free, but don't sing praises for a ridiculously broken system - it only makes you look like a clown.
@ochacouraraka6703
@ochacouraraka6703 3 жыл бұрын
Me who plays for around a year and only has one set of dice, I still have money now……..
@SsilentShadow
@SsilentShadow 3 жыл бұрын
How do you not use all of your money for dice? Please, teach us! We need to be taught these dark magic tricks!
@ochacouraraka6703
@ochacouraraka6703 3 жыл бұрын
@@SsilentShadow Well it is a secret 😈. I will tell you, have pets and like to draw….. then you don’t have money left for dice…… 😢
@chromatique_music
@chromatique_music 3 жыл бұрын
This was just Duke flexing his dice on all of us.
@LocalMaple
@LocalMaple 3 жыл бұрын
Please say you found a Dice T-Shirt! And made a large die hat out of a delivery box!
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
I did not….
@LocalMaple
@LocalMaple 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuesters Is your Dice Goblin even a Potentate of the Rose, member of the Order Around the Rose? Let’s me check for you. I’ll throw 5 dice, write down their values, and tell you the result. If you know the secret, you are a Potentate of the Order Around the Rose. 5, 1, 2, 4, 6: 4. 2, 5, 3, 3, 1: 8. 5, 2, 1, 2, 6: 4. 3, 1, 1, 6, 4: 2. 5, 5, 3, 4, 1: ?. If you need help, you throw down some more dice and I’ll see if I can help you pass your admission.
@JohnDoe-df7bl
@JohnDoe-df7bl 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuesters PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN! 😂
@elizabethkauffman4383
@elizabethkauffman4383 3 жыл бұрын
New idea for another vid!? 🤔
@LocalMaple
@LocalMaple 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuesters I almost called the best man. That was a human with a die head.
@ghosty_Boii
@ghosty_Boii 3 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate Duke's wedding photos? (Besides the d20). They look like great!
@jeremiahlewis410
@jeremiahlewis410 3 жыл бұрын
Laughed when he said he brought them in case anybody needed some, because I know full well that he's also likely to be the one that will bite someone if they come within 6 inches of any of his die.
@strivingsol1816
@strivingsol1816 3 жыл бұрын
"Finally, I bought my first set of dice that I can keep for myself" "I hear 'click clacks'!"
@torgranael
@torgranael 2 жыл бұрын
This has made me realise I need more dice. Current characters could die any session. Must stay prepared.
@Asumsauce1796
@Asumsauce1796 3 жыл бұрын
You should have added the sound effect of dice rattling around as he walked
@Just-Call-Me-Kaminari
@Just-Call-Me-Kaminari 3 жыл бұрын
Watching you take your own hand off your shoulder was the funniest part of this whole video.
@kelp-ist3469
@kelp-ist3469 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love the newest episode calling back to this episode
@Natacomb
@Natacomb 3 жыл бұрын
Hi everyone. My name is DiceGoblin, and I am a dice hoarder.
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Hiii dice goblin
@Natacomb
@Natacomb 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuesters Hi Duke. Well, its been 3 days since I bought a new set of dice. Trouble is...THEY WERE ONLY PALE GREY ONES! NO PRETTY SPARKLY OR ANYTHING! I JUST HAD TO HAVE THEM!!!
@featuredsmile4755
@featuredsmile4755 3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: There actually was A D4 in the Pile of Dice That Guy Was Holding
@marekpiekarski2672
@marekpiekarski2672 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about getting new dice when I saw the notification for this
@SsilentShadow
@SsilentShadow 3 жыл бұрын
Of course you were, what else were you supposed to do?
@dantehiramoto
@dantehiramoto 3 жыл бұрын
Me: *looks at my measly 5 sets i bought in a bundle* *opens wallet to see a single moth fly out* Welp, guess ill di(c)e
@era.z05
@era.z05 3 жыл бұрын
I order my First pare of dice, but, actually I order 8 pare of dice.
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
I am so proud of you ❤️
@Chaos42666
@Chaos42666 2 жыл бұрын
You know, I've always wondered: At what point does one go from being a dice goblin with a healthy stash to a Dice Dragon with an unhealthy horde
@chazzerine7650
@chazzerine7650 2 жыл бұрын
0:03 I just wanna appreciate the editing here
@carumsarene
@carumsarene 3 жыл бұрын
"Hi, welcome to Dice Goblins Anonymous" "Excuse you, I'm a dice *dragon"*
@kianoxford1874
@kianoxford1874 3 жыл бұрын
Hello! Cant wait for the video👍
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
See you tomorrow!
@caelanbjornlie7053
@caelanbjornlie7053 3 жыл бұрын
Shiny sparkly pretty plastic makes nice click clack sound
@BakudaSon
@BakudaSon 3 жыл бұрын
Then you have that one friend who turns up at the table with a digital dice roller app on their phone... And no physical dice.
@tisko102
@tisko102 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as the epic music started when he had his "epiphany" All I could think about was, "You lick it you own it"
@catt_dhabean6342
@catt_dhabean6342 3 жыл бұрын
Im gonna be a dice Goblin if i continu buying dice like him- oh wow im already one x) ALWAYS MORE DICE
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Always more!!
@herbertkemsley2434
@herbertkemsley2434 3 жыл бұрын
2:25 I see you have 20 20 vision. Sorry.
@mitchellslate1249
@mitchellslate1249 3 жыл бұрын
The multiple selves feel so much like their own characters always still. I love it!
@Rainy_Daiz.24
@Rainy_Daiz.24 2 жыл бұрын
I am saying this as a dice goblin that this is one of your funniest skits
@Restryouis
@Restryouis 3 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is that he actually has that many dices.
@alonzaslifewithhisfriends6349
@alonzaslifewithhisfriends6349 3 жыл бұрын
Hello, I love your videos. Keep up the great work.😄
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@alonzaslifewithhisfriends6349
@alonzaslifewithhisfriends6349 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuesters what is your favorite dice set?
@damienolsen8637
@damienolsen8637 Жыл бұрын
Hey, just found this. I’ve always heard the term “dice dragon”, not so much “dice goblin” around my area. Every time I go to the game store, even if I can’t afford anything else I can always support my game store by digging through tiger loose dice bin. “Every dice needs a home.” I am a dice dragon. I love my hoard:)
@zavodila9279
@zavodila9279 2 жыл бұрын
I have begun evolving into a dice goblin. A week ago, I had only one set and a very basic bag. Over the course of a long weekend, I gained three additional sets (including a full metal one) and a large well-made bag that can easily fit four times as many.
@dbzboy11
@dbzboy11 3 жыл бұрын
Hi Duke
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Hi!
@Forestdude9000
@Forestdude9000 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, way to call future me out.
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
You are welcome ❤️
@henrywalkins1353
@henrywalkins1353 3 жыл бұрын
"oh that's funny he doesn't have any d4's" as a d4 is clearly visible in the dice pile.
@Total_DuDe
@Total_DuDe 2 жыл бұрын
Best man: Hey baby, I’m a high roller that will always make you critical.
@bobbytreadway
@bobbytreadway 3 жыл бұрын
Hello
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Hello!
@daffoplays6616
@daffoplays6616 3 жыл бұрын
Yo
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Yo
@darienb1127
@darienb1127 3 жыл бұрын
I like that you are doing skits that are about the culture around D&D and such. It would be fun to see more skits like that!
@lisaholt7289
@lisaholt7289 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, for showing my husband that someone might have more dice than me.
@garnettiltribal
@garnettiltribal 3 жыл бұрын
Sup
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Sup
@garnettiltribal
@garnettiltribal 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuesters Have a nice day, for dice to roll away 😂
@ozcanozteke284
@ozcanozteke284 2 жыл бұрын
3:00 that was a nice transition and well executed, doesn't look weird at all 😂
@MMDMizuki
@MMDMizuki 2 жыл бұрын
3:11 "That's funny, he doesn't have any d4s." Me: *sees a yellow-green one right there*
@michaelradzichovsky9366
@michaelradzichovsky9366 Жыл бұрын
LOL! Watching this work and reached into my vest pocket to find two d6s and two d10s. I don’t have a problem! 😂
@cabbageking526
@cabbageking526 3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't have an addiction hes just making sure he has enough dice to fully do damage
@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Why ask for d6's from your players when you have them all?!
@warbacca1017
@warbacca1017 2 жыл бұрын
I was recently waiting at the checkout of a game store and i looked over and saw some Serius dice on a display that were transparent and had sunlight shining through them. I think that was the first time i ever felt genuine greed enter my heart
@abbylewis6587
@abbylewis6587 3 жыл бұрын
I seriously love your channel!! I hope you keep the videos coming lol
@vijayanand6650
@vijayanand6650 3 жыл бұрын
The hand on the shoulder was the funniest part. I cracked up so hard
@NekoLilyK
@NekoLilyK 2 жыл бұрын
I'm getting heavy Tomska plus Daniel Thrasher vibes here, super awesome your comedy is really becoming next level
@EllaDancer98
@EllaDancer98 3 жыл бұрын
See I just keep giving my friends dice sets for presents so that we can ALL be dice goblins TOGETHER.
@kyleremund1856
@kyleremund1856 3 жыл бұрын
Come on, we all know he’s gonna order more dice the moment he’s out of sight.
@Reicha
@Reicha 3 жыл бұрын
This was so well-edited and filmed xD I even believed that wasn't your hand you moved off your shoulder. I mean _your_ hand. It was still *your* hand, but other you, friend you- You get what-... Uh yous all get-... The point is clear! 0n0 Stop confusing my poor brain with your awesome camera work!
@wetlink0096
@wetlink0096 Жыл бұрын
3:10 "Huh, that's funny he doesn't have any d4's." You are HOLDING one of the d4's
@johnstolp1822
@johnstolp1822 Жыл бұрын
I like that when they stare into each other's eyes the lights make two extra pairs of eyes in his eyes
@Clarab.2004
@Clarab.2004 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I saw this video, it reminded me to go buy my weekly new set of dice! Thanks bro
@TheManyThings
@TheManyThings 3 жыл бұрын
Your own hand on your shoulder was hilarious.
@Ruby-bk8xp
@Ruby-bk8xp 3 жыл бұрын
He had to already have all these dice to film it 👀 We need an intervention.
@DanteSuper95
@DanteSuper95 3 жыл бұрын
I have no dice story to share BUT i remember reading a comment here on KZbin about Warhammer 40k. A guy who was a Kriegsmen player and how he went to sessions to play: everyone had a nice box, maybe a briefcase, you know, nice things to carry your army. He? He had a bucket full of soldiers, and people were like "wow, you have a lot of miniatures", "yeah, this is the first bucket". THE FIRST. BUCKET. And according to him it was an XXL Jumbo bucket, the kind of thing where he already outnumbers the others, and it's just the first one. I may not be good telling stories but boy did i like reading that one.
@WorldWalker128
@WorldWalker128 Жыл бұрын
Every Tabletop player I've ever spoken to regarding dice has this problem. I get it, I do. There are SO MANY cool designs for dice out there, after all! Some roll and bounce better than others, some make that oh-so-satisfying metal-on-wood clatter as they roll, some glow in the dark, some are rechargeable and light up as you roll them (just ordered some of those myself), Some are transparent, some have little figures inside them, some are hollow frames with number-figures in the middle- I could go on for an hour. And that's not even getting to the people that collect dice-towers and tumblers along with their dice and have specific ones for specific sets of dice.
@jackolanternz5947
@jackolanternz5947 2 жыл бұрын
no d4s: the lime green d4 in the pile right at the front: *nervously sweating*
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