Bill Burr vs. Tom Segura: Who's The Bigger Psycho??? - YMH Highlight

[@__Raid__]

Bill will set a neighbor on fire. Tom will ask if he seasoned him first.

[@CipherSerpico]

Desperado AllanPoe lmfaooo this is so good. Thanks boss. I needed a good laugh.

[@diegoledezma4045]

Lmao

[@chrisd.4345]

Fu...this was so on point......thanks bud.....

[@blueyes35xo82]

Best comment ever #facts 😂😂😂

[@stevenhetzel6483]

I'm a bigger Burr fan but this shit is too accurate

[@kidbest100]

8:57 "I did 10 years of therapy" "So what? I've watched football for 40 years, I shouldn't be somebody's coach!" *Cue Tom cackling*

[@mikasasukasa4479]

this is one the big reasons why i love bill burr so much. he just crushes little remarks like these

[@CloudyShinobi]

Chris Maciel and he’s so fucking lighting quick witted, like he had that response and the perfect analogy instantly locked and loaded...incredible 👏👏🙌

[@dannygreen592]

I love Bill for that.

[@malkinmalone]

It’s so annoying when people act like they’re an expert on shit that they no idea about. They watched ER twice and now they are a trauma expert or something. And people do that shit constantly. They read the population of whatever country on wikipedia and now they are an expert on world civilizations. It gets really old.

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

He kind of just says what people are afraid to but probably think

[@kylebardin4786]

"I've watched football for 40 years, I shouldn't be someone's coach" Bill understands what a large portion of fans of anything don't

[@jonscurry5458]

If you watch something for 40 years and cannot instruct someone in how to complete observed task. Give up.

[@jonscurry5458]

@Chaitan Reddy What? If a person watched 80 years of programming being broke down football style.... (you know with commentators explaining the ins and outs... checking in with ancillary TV shows, articles written about said topic , conversations had with others with similar interests, etc... they way football fans behave.) if that individual then said " I have literally no clue how to do this or how to instruct someone in the basics. No judgement but I would seriously access again the individual's aptitude for any task. Literally any task. There are people who are great at their job a year in and others who've been on the same job for 20 years and who's performance can greatly be improved. My point is if you watch something for for years and years and don't do the work of examining, studying and growing in what you're watching...what the heck are you doing? Give up. Or spend your time differently. Just my opinion

[@jonscurry5458]

@Chaitan Reddy I guess it's a personality thing. If I spend any amount of time watching something then I'm not happy until I've broke it down and studied it and thought about it and its tangentials. I'm a weirdo. I also know that there are UFC coaches coaching right now who for all intents and purposes suck and you would in fact be a better option than that individual. Not the best, but better than the worst. Hue Jackson went like 0-30 as the head coach of the browns...Bill Burr would have in fact been a better coach. Speaking in generalities is dangerous. Its irritating. It puts limits on situations and people the the speaker has no knowledge of. Sorry, me just getting my drawers in a bunch. Agree to disagree.

[@jonscurry5458]

@Chaitan Reddy So the 0-30 thing no thoughts on that? This weekend you're talking the elite of the elite. How many fighters are under contract to UFC? Hundreds? And all those coaches are unassailable? I agree with you that if you sat on a couch and watched UFC fights for 1 year, but were watching like watching paint dry and never got up. Never went to a class. Never sparred . Never spoke with others about strengths and weaknesses in concepts and tactics...literally just sat there with a TV on and did not learn anything ...not fighters names, not fighters style, not the holds, punches, kicks, not counters to style, didn't understand why one fighter lost or won, or began to understand that a particular win or loss was sort of fluky based on emerging data seen thru this year long fight binge... Didn't begin to see the affect of different coaches against different coaches. If a person didn't pick up just the vocabulary of techniques, of attacks, of defenses. If an individual didn't begin to understand the tapestry at work. I would be surprised. Maybe I'm misunderstanding cause when he says 40 years, and you say 80 years, and I say a year of watching I'm not talking one 15 minute fight per week. I'm talking 15 hours of fights per week for 1, 40 , 80 years. Of course adding practice would make a better candidate (I'm not disputing that) in addition to the 15 hours per week but I know folks who put in a ton a hours at various task and still are weak. Then I know some others who apply themselves differently and excel with less time put in. So to say : Just because you watch 40 years of football doesn't mean you can coach football. Well there are some individuals who can coach football after a few days of watching and there are coaches who still suck after a 20 year career. Bill may not be able to and that's cool that he knows himself so well but don't inflict one's own self image upon the world it's not a one size fits all planet. Again agree to disagree I don't think either one of us is moving on the point but good discush.

[@jonscurry5458]

Chaitan Reddy Ok, unassailable coaches. Wow. I wonder if.. and this is just me thinking.. but I wonder if all 300-500 of those fighters would say: I have never had a bad coach. That would surprise me if all 400 male and female fighters under contract to the UFC said that, but I'll bow to your expertise. Also again, Hue Jackson went 1 win 36 losses and 3 ties in a little over 2 seasons. He is still considered a competent coach. Not by me but by professionals. Just because someone has a job, even if it's a good amount technical knowledge involved, doesn't mean they are good at said job. I think great leaders and hard workers are just that. Just the having a specific title (Coach, executive, manager, comedian) doesn't inherently make a person a great leader or hard worker. It doesn't take much to get a job. In most cases if you have an IN with the right person you can get a shot at any job. I believe in performance judgement. But seriously we will not agree. I have had to many experiences with people whom based on their position, credentials, personal referrals are viewed as good at their disciplenes and responsibilities only to personally observe and realize the individual is not as proficient as first thought. In fact more often than not I'm disappointed in these 100% certified individuals. (High standards) Seriously we will not come any closer on this but the convo is something I will continue to reference in better understanding the world around me. Thanks

[@seansean7814]

Burr is definitely not a psycho. He may be a rage machine, but he's so full of empathy. I've seen Tom express empathy, but to be honest, it seemed like he was imitating empathy. Which is a Hallmark of psychopaths.

[@13lack13ird]

He's definitely skinning some kind of animal to get off

[@marcusash7]

💀😭

[@vandalg282]

Might want to do some research, you can be a psychopath and be quite empathic. James Fallon ran the test of himself, and found out that he has various markers of psychopathy, but how he was raised, was loving and selfless, so he cries at movies, and has other genuine emotions. As with many other psychopaths. Being prone to commit violence, is not the same as being violent because of a title given.

[@ramsnation196]

@@vandalg282 ok

[@jasonmcdaniel345]

As Bill said in a special years ago, he is a “functioning psycho”. He thinks fucked up thoughts and finds them funny, but doesn’t act on them.

[@ThePowerman121]

Bill is an angry, irrational uncle. Tom is skinning cats in the shed out back but when he gets caught, he tries normalizing it.

[@robzombie5928]

Gets caught pretends they have taken up taxidermy as a hobby.

[@breech123]

Lol!

[@fearthereaper5663]

Well . What is nomal?

[@donguapo7862]

Bill is very rational but Tom...yeah I agree "Why are you looking like me like that? You're not into this? Come on man don't be weird"

[@bryanlafferty4631]

“Wel I️ hunted them myself”

[@6hughmungus9]

The fact that Tom had nothing to say other than "You know I'm a sweet guy, Bill" spoken in the most serial-killer monotone way, and was laughing hysterically when Bill called him out proves that he's the bigger psycho.

[@mattblackburn31]

s stevenson Tom killed my brother. I'm from Rockingham NC .. I've tried to push his case but Tom has too much influence!! Can anyone help?

[@SkateSka]

+Matthew Blackburn mate, I'm in England and I have to waste valuable Illuminati time to tell you you're Fucked now for this comment. Segura's people will not stop. Good luck. If you manage to run the gauntlet report to your nearest Freemason headquarters.

[@mattblackburn31]

Please no

[@SkateSka]

chill, they are resting now.

[@SkateSka]

I'm a psycho, which is one reason why I disagree doge fm

[@AndersHermann]

Imagine being tortured by Tom Segura and everytime you scream from pain he will just laugh his ass off.

[@otoyoto7153]

Jesus christ lmao

[@jeremy0440]

Dude would’ve made it great in the CIA

[@travis8106]

Pretty easy to imagine

[@Andrewlang90]

Laughter cures all pain right? Lol

[@swaggyburke9450]

This would be such a good movie

[@Mountaindewdewable]

That moment when bill burr is the normal one Wtf

[@Trapinnewyork44]

He's always been the normal one in the room tho

[@smokestrong1000]

he's always been normal the fuck you talking about

[@BigPat6521]

@@Trapinnewyork44 yes but even Tom's vibe kept Bill on his toes.

[@mdkvisions]

He is The realist so that makes him the most normal but as saying that people don't point out truth or be real with there point and expression so he's not normal in this fake world

[@stevenleblanc8146]

U can be real and an absolute piece of shit at the same time. Real isn't synonymous with normal.

[@TheInfamousIceman]

“When you’re swinging the sickle with both hands you can’t carry the kid” lmfao the most underrated line I’ve ever heard

[@CyclingSteve99]

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[@StudioMod]

it really is lmao

[@loversandlosers]

bill really likes using the word sickle

[@SamS-sn4uu]

An atrocious amount of wisdom in that off the cuff remark

[@VOT3BYMAIL]

@@loversandlosers Shoulda chosen a diff word here. Nobody laughed cuz it sounds like a real expression leftover from old farming practices.😂

[@dannygreen592]

8:55 THANK YOU BILL, Bill always speaks his mind and I love him for it. "I did 10 years of therapy" "So what? I've watched football for 40 years, I shouldn't be somebody's coach!" LMFAO!

[@dattrax7]

That was beautiful. He's the ultimate BS detector.

[@DiggerNick100]

"When you're swingin' the sickle with both hands" Jesus how can you craft a line like this on the fly?

[@Benadryllionaire]

Decades of comedy

[@dvduadotcom]

Seriously, brilliant off the cuff line.

[@here7036]

That's his go to reference for a scary guy, like the phrase axe murderer. He's been saying it for years.

[@TheSeeohhdee]

the man is an absolute beast.

[@PrimePCGaming]

Burr is legit brilliant

[@SpacersChoice]

Bill shutting down Christine's armchair psychoanalysis is just wonderful.

[@joe1071]

Yeah, but Bill got that defensive for a reason

[@joe1071]

@Liberty Prime so you think he got so triggered and defensive because…

[@Alistair]

@@joe1071 because she was being annoying, judgey and kind of know-it-all..?

[@liamp6491]

@@Alistair two sides of the same coin, making judgements about people is alright, it's how people feel about the judgements that matters

[@mikasasukasa4479]

@@joe1071 Look at you, thinking it's your turn to psychoanalyze now lmao

[@2WheelTex]

100% Tom. Bill is too empathically aware of the feelings of others. Psychopathy Champ = Tom.

[@OriginalMindTrick]

Psychopaths are actually generally good at reading others. They just lack the ability to have an appropriate emotional response. Autistic people are the other way around. They are very bad at reading facial expressions but don't lack the emotional aspect of empathy.

[@americanpatriot8426]

TwoWheelTex Bill is actually funny too

[@jbagger331]

He's very able to understand Tom

[@misteress3840]

OriginalMindTrick interesting. thanks!

[@YZdude]

Are you drunk? Tom apologizes for making fun of people and jokes. Bill does not 😂

[@RobwithoneB]

Watching Bill's initial reaction to the video, but the his face slowly drifts to concern as he realizes this man is severely injured is pretty damn funny. But Tom continuing to laugh his ass off throughout their reaction is downright hilarious.

[@leg_wale9130]

I thought I was the only one who noticed that

[@maluminse1]

Hilarious? it shows Tom is really a psycho.

[@artsyMoonie]

bill definitely has empathy

[@jasiriboards]

@@leg_wale9130 this video has over 4 million views. How in the world could you possibly come to the conclusion that you must have been the only person who noticed it?

[@kriffapher]

@@jasiriboards I love the unnecessary dickheadedness. Thank you.

[@nathanielnitsch1293]

I'm proud to say that this was my first ymh video ever. And after watching this channel compulsively for about 3 months, I am amazed at how much they undersold Tom's psycopathy

[@Theology.101]

seen this fucker in youtube shorts, whats his vibe like? match his stand up?

[@kcgeil]

IMO Bill may snap one day and get filmed killing a meter maid, but Tom will be discovered in a shack filled with hundreds of bloody womens shoes dating from the 80's onwards.

[@1sadsexually2sadsexually54]

doge fm bitch you've misspelled the same word in more than 2 comments what the fuck

[@joshm4382]

@@1sadsexually2sadsexually54 about to say the same thing like how u spell it "noth" both times tf

[@stop.juststop]

Because N and B are right next to each other and he has fat fingers. Fat, delicious.......fingers.

[@JusticeForSome]

@@stop.juststop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@breech123]

Trophy shoes

[@PhantomSavage]

Which one is the psycho? My bet would be on the only one laughing at video footage of a man getting crushed.

[@mugsmctuggs1318]

It's the chick trying to diagnose everyone saying because shes been in therapy for 11 years, that makes her think she has a degree in psychology.

[@tobi9466]

@@mugsmctuggs1318 ok relax it was one comment and they made her pay for it enough

[@Ac3Mustang]

I was crying laughin

[@idkjj8835]

G eR o n iM o naw fuck her and you bruh

[@Dysanagnosiaa]

@@idkjj8835 youre weird

[@GOODNOIGHT]

I love how Tom just steers the Conversation away from "Therapy" by saying "Hey Bill tell me if this is funny" and then proceeds to show a horrific clip of someone getting hurt 😂😂😂

[@vntgstks]

When she pointed to herself and said “ten years of therapy”... that had me weakkkkkk. I knew Bill would go in on her after that. 💀

[@jacobpacheco3165]

"I get away with it being a red head" Let's be honest here bill Not a lot of people know that

[@McMeevin]

"I wanna put your head through that dresser...As an expression of love" XD

[@championsoundrecords]

McMeevin fucking truly weird comment to show your love, Tom you strange strange man.

[@SkateSka]

ILL PUT YOU THROUGH THE FUCKIN dresser. This psycho prefers dressers.

[@EvanSaltare]

I had a buddy who used to talk to his girl like that. They'd been together for almost ten years and he'd say shit like that to her all the time. Shit like, "babe, you make me want to throw you against that wall so hard you burst like a water balloon" and "I'm gonna saw you in half in your sleep". She always got turned on by it. It was always the cue for whoever was at their apartment to leave.

[@dattrax7]

@@EvanSaltare thanks for sharing this. I didn't understand Tom's thing and to hear someone else doing the same thing.

[@mjh8753]

I just thought Tom’s delivery and tone was part of his act for stand up. But now I never know if he’s being serious or doing a bit and that’s entertaining and terrifying at the same time.

[@dankburrito4219]

Marcus Hagness He's so goddamn serial killer material.

[@SkateSka]

All the best comics are themselves on stage. So is Tom Segura. You're welcome. He will be allowed to the top of comedy with the rest when deemed ready. I'll be keeping the psychopaths' high council up to date on his progress as I have. Enjoy your days, humans.

[@2ManArmy16]

Lmao you literally described why I liked bill

[@CP-ko3xz]

He just has no filter and is not expressive. That's all. Nothing terrifying.

[@fulllungs2centsandabackpac211]

He believes every joke he says, his comedy is his opinion on life said in a funny way. I guarantee he believes 99% of what he says with a few embellishments here.

[@Okayand33]

5:32 Cool, well at least blink when you say it

[@Mcshee21]

k hahahahaha

[@dvduadotcom]

Watched again just for that, you are so right. No blink. Total psycho.

[@cruxandcarnage]

Dave Attell told that to Tom on Bert’s podcast! Tom said to attell creepily “we all got beards because of you” Dave said “well at least blink when you say it, are you going to bring this intensity that kills to whole fun in the room? Let’s get to the heart of it!”

[@BadMontageGuy]

Gotta see if he believes the lie lmao

[@BJT_89]

Bill burr is a national treasure. I found him way later in his career and love him. He could read a grocery list and make it funny

[@Dash20]

It would be funny because, in his words, he sucks at reading out loud. 😂

[@GCDissapointment]

I'd love to have a beer with Bill Burr. I'd be afraid to be in a room alone with Tom Segura

[@harrykeeney7848]

Just fk him up.

[@jeremyharrington8310]

Bill burr would murder you in a fit of rage. Tom would murder you because he felt like it.

[@doeyjiaz4798]

Bills laugh at the end is priceless. Pauses, thinks about the guys scream and just chuckles at Toms inability to feel sympathy for other humans 😂🤣

[@Antibong]

Thanks goey jizz

[@doeyjiaz4798]

@@Antibong you're thinking of ranch sauce, cocksucka!

[@N33DS]

Bill would accidentally snuff someone out at a McDonald's for breathing heavy whilst eating too fast. Tom breathes heavy while eating people, feet first. Yeah I'd say its tom

[@igottalottavit]

I'm crying bec au se of this comment lol underrated

[@kymgoheen2647]

It took me about 5 minutes to stop laughing at this comment XD

[@ryanlewis5427]

The comments on this video are simply unmatched thank you 😭

[@D123-f9k]

I eagerly look forward to a day when Joe's, Bert's, Tom/Christina's, and Bill's kids do a podcast comparing notes on growing up with comedians as parents.

[@ryanlewis5427]

Growing up with psychopaths as parents 🤣🤣🤣

[@ImShmizzed]

holy shit that would be so cool

[@chrispenny1561]

Both of these guys are very funny. I like Toms standup a lot. But man, Bill is so spontaneously in the moment funny and witty. He is great at building a scenario and being descriptive with funny examples, but not in the "try too hard" way how Kevin Hart does it. I'm starting to see the similarities between Bill and Patrice (RIP).

[@TheSuperwireman]

When Tom said “I agree” to Bills football coach comparison you could see the underlying evil in his eyes

[@xurofthenine]

When Bill started laughing at 11:11 I laughed so hard for so long my body began to hurt

[@test123apt]

I started losing it as soon as Tom said "do you think this is funny" haha I knew exactly what was coming

[@Antigravityskateshop]

Hahahaha so did I ahhahaha

[@JoeOrsak]

Bill: "Were you frustrated that you knew you had no control over the love that you had your wife so then you just started to feel trapped?" Tom: "I think it was more like I didn't know how to express how good I felt." Bill: "No." Me: Dies laughing.

[@Lorendrawn]

Patrice taught him well. Bill is sharp and dangerous as well.

[@Hoganply]

Seems like Bill can't take his own advice about not projecting. That said, Tom is totally bullshitting.

[@luckytokin]

Tom is feeling “cute aggression” it’s a totally real feeling lmao

[@ryanlewis5427]

I love how Tom tells his fucked up story and then bill and Tom's own wife just start tearing him apart calling him a psycho absolutely roasting him 🤣🤣

[@matthew0221]

Oh, I think it's Christina. She knows how much of a psycho Tom is, yet she's completely unflinching of it. Her true psychopathy lies beneath the skin, hidden behind the cute little mom face and those innocent looking doe eyes. She's clearly only with Tom so that when she finally unleashes her inner psycho she'll have the perfect scapegoat...the very public psycho Tom Segura.

[@ianschmidt329]

Serial killer tone “You know I’m a sweet guy Bill”

[@Drunkles_O_Brien]

"There was little red flags." Burr - "what like little dead animals left behind?"

[@mikekoenig6467]

@Ste 45 compared to who?

[@Amanda-rd8fl]

I really relate to her. I grew up with too much anger and yelling and now it really disturbs me. Once you've been on the end of real rage, you're hyper vigilant.

[@samker7758]

Tom took those roasts like a champ and all in fun. Refreshing to see when so many comedians today gets so sensitive when it's their turn to be the butt of the joke.

[@isaiahwilliams138]

😐. Can’t like this. Can’t ruin 69 likes

[@nathanchildress5596]

Like who? I think most true comedians love to be the butt of the joke if it’s a good one.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Christina is a perfect example of someone who goes to therapy, so they think that makes them a qualified therapist.

[@robertlamberth6586]

I've known a few of those people. Keyword is 'knew'. Those people are the fucking worst. Right next to the AA people who can't stfu about it

[@robertlamberth6586]

@WUTRUCASUL? Bill also didn't use 'I've been in therapy for _____' as some sort of qualification to psychoanalyze his friends. Bill wasn't 'being a therapist'. He was busting Tom's balls

[@bleachdragon88]

Reminds me of my sister-in-law 😆

[@someguy1369]

That's all women, bud.

[@kcameron819]

She’s at the peak of the dunning-Kruger effect.

[@litarea]

I don't take issue with Tom laughing at that video, but the amount of times he brings it up is what honestly terrifies me.

[@jamesodom6456]

Matthew Plotas he brought it up so many times because I thunk he thought more purple would laugh at it and justify him laughing much

[@jamesodom6456]

Matthew Plotas think*

[@donovanb8247]

That’s what makes it funny though

[@joselucas1906]

That sneak joke diss to louie ck hilarious

[@bowen704]

Jose Lucas throttle control?

[@DTog1]

@@bowen704 lmfao

[@jfuentss]

Not diss I don’t think , more of how stupid the whole thing is.

[@Hoganply]

@@jfuentss I feel like part of the bit was the sarcasm around weird sexual habits being a benefit to one's career.

[@colinbrown4903]

This conversation was therapeutic for me

[@albertorodriguez-co8nu]

It’s nice to see someone make Tom laugh for a change :)

[@themonsteraddictmmxvi1564]

"He doesn't rage," Christina said, voice shaking nervously

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

Says the girl who's been in therapy for 10 years, and married the guy who wants to smash her face in OO Like DAMN, girls got issues

[@Winteramen]

"I don't want you guys to bicker after this." bill might have rage, but he does have empathy. tom seems like he doesn't lol. i think tom wins this round.

[@HungarianMafioso]

Doesn't sound like a win to me.

[@cristinahavenhill7466]

Pretty sure he says " i don't want to watch you guys bicker" which with how bill is he is being totally selfish. I love him. Lol hilarious

[@jackwhitbread4583]

@@HungarianMafioso no its definitely a win, I'd love to hang out with Tom. He seems like a fun psycho 😂

[@mderepository4147]

“Boy life is cheap in that shop” dying laughing

[@travismarshall8600]

9:38 I knew what was going to happen and still couldn't stop laughing😂🤣😂🤣🤣

[@AnthonyGarcia-se2yd]

The last 20 seconds..... Effing beautiful! Anytime I'm in a bad mood that's my go to cheer up!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤪

[@cloud69err]

Favourite part is when Bill calls Christina out on her shit, acting like a therapist and Tom agrees.

[@phatmanoflove]

I'm 55 and this might be the weirdest conversation I've ever heard in my life.

[@lottostuuud]

“When you’re swinging the sickle with both hands you can’t carry a kid.” 😂😂

[@yort7002]

Tom's laugh at the football coach comparison spoke to the levels of how bad he'd wanted to say that

[@tuned2itkcmo588]

Love how Bunz just light up when Bert is making his own noose and uses it. Bert sharing is awesome. Hope wifey hears the complements above the all else.

[@chadsmith5723]

Two of my very favorite comedians in the same room. I love it. And ironically, I saw that video about six months ago and sent it to multiple friends. Because yes, it's funny. 🤣

[@mrniceguy7168]

1:49 - Christina immediately points her finger at Bill when she hears “serial killer” as if to say to Tom “SEE! I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT!” I mean really Bill barely finished saying serial killer and Christina already knows where he is going with it

[@FauxToez]

I like how Tom was clearly ripping off Punch Drunk Love with the smasing the face comment and nobody even notices and thinks he's acttually psycho rather than a guy who rips off somewhat obscure movie lines.

[@michaelegan3522]

Exactly! "Gouging eyes out", "smashing her face with a sledgehammer" is too specific to not be ripped straight out of that movie.

[@jonathanjenson5000]

I remember a guy in high school that wouldn't put his arm around his gf because he said he needed the hand free for "defense". I had that Olympic - second reaction of "He's a psycho" ... I've never been so sure about anything in my whole life.

[@bretr7327]

Bill is self aware and realizes he has an anger problem. Tom don’t care and finds it funny no matter who’s watching.

[@matthewheywood8532]

Bill trying to hold back his laughter was hilarious

[@erickruckenberg8716]

Tom's wife: *says some frightening stuff about Tom* ... "You remember that Tom?" *Camera switches to an empty chair* I'm done 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣

[@TheEDSguy]

"Do you wanna see me come?" Tom: Alright

[@sinaasadi3800]

@Joe Lee that was a joke

[@nunyabusiness756]

I was wondering, is this true????

[@ed7132]

@Joe Lee the whole point of this entire segment stemmed from the fact that Bill called out Tom's 'psychopathic' ability to tell a story (joke) like that and not show any emotion lol

[@josephchambers3394]

@@nunyabusiness756 pretty sure it was joking a reference to Louis CK, not something that Bill did.

[@johnrafferty4364]

I love how Bill just gives in and laughs at the end

[@FootlooseFishing]

She has a great point too about her being very very sensitive since she grew up in a loud house hold - we now know that anxiety in kids that’s ‘ a lot’ is due to arguments 24/7 in their house cuz the child absorbs all of it… it’s awful

[@keirasorrells319]

Bill “I gotta work on myself” Burr

[@oma15]

I love it when mommy wears glasses

[@maxprice834]

oma15 what a disturbing comment

[@samanthamichelle2094]

@@maxprice834 it's what Christina and Tom regularly call each other \ fans from the podcast ... "Mommies"

[@maxprice834]

@@samanthamichelle2094 lol yeah I wrote this comment as I first discovered the podcast still funny tho

[@samanthamichelle2094]

@@maxprice834 oh 🤣

[@jakethibeault4146]

Wtf do you mean? Tom isn't wearing any...

[@sean-lucshanahan9140]

I really thought Burr had Segura but then Tom showed that video and was laughing maniacally at it. Winner goes to.... Segura!!

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

11:19 Bill’s reaction: *….dammit Tom that is funny.*

[@elijahrobertscinema6351]

I love this dynamic.

[@glasszeraki9195]

Dude Bill nailed it when he said "I just started to feel like a pussy after a while". I went to therapy and felt the same way after a while!

[@thepatsyfamily]

Tom is Adam Sandler in Punch Drunk Love

[@dakotaspruell1083]

How?

[@VroomVixxen]

Take that shit back now! 🤣

[@cloud1209]

No one watched that movie

[@dakotaspruell1083]

@@cloud1209 Punch Drunk Love is great and it’s by one of the greatest living directors

[@mrs5189]

Exactly

[@frankie5ive644]

Best freaking sweater Tom ever freaking wore!

[@eoghancallaghy2634]

"No" was just wonderful

[@tmart43]

“As an expression of love” “Right.... right”

[@JeffreyLeeBlake]

I freaking love Bill Burr! His analysis of Segura is so spot on.

[@Renegade4rebels]

Bill is the guy who curses too much at the barbecue Tom is the one giving them beer and matches.

[@josephbroseph3003]

"Isn't his scream a little funny?" yeah, Tom's the real jean psycho.

[@stevenherrera3441]

when tom played that video it's probably the hardest I've laughed in literally two years. I was in fu@%ing tears

[@jderrickson4597]

8:56-9:03 That was a great comeback by toms wife,but damn an even greater retort by Bill burr considering that was a completely unexpected occurence

[@artonline01]

Try it out.

[@dashman8499]

8:57 “oh would you stop it like you have some psychology degree” “Actually I do. Therapy 10 years” “So what?!”

[@randall5350]

“I’ve been watching football for 40 years, that doesn’t mean I should be someone’s coach” dead 💀 lmao!

[@Pilikoa]

I love all three comedians. Each are pros at their jobs and unique in their own way. It was interesting to see what they are like in one room, like a bunch of friends chatting about anything.

[@jamiehess4211]

Burr claims to be a meathead, but he's actually very insightful and a good judge of character.

[@KD-ou2np]

Sometimes he calls ppl out on things and I wanna be like hey thats too harsh or he's not being open minded enough but then I'm like... tbh he's right. He's really good at calling out the assumptions we make day to day

[@tehczarofgnar]

"Ten years IN therapy" like that's the same as going to school for it for 8 years... Just reflect on how dumb that sounds... Good stuff😂

[@magicdragon1826]

Bill had the perfect response to that as well

[@RandomPlaceHolderName]

Also, after a few years in therapy, shouldnt you be able to get a grasp of what you need to work on as a person and not need therapy anymore?

[@savageshot3723]

@@RandomPlaceHolderName Some therapists abuse the power dynamic for financial gain. I dont want to think of the other reasons.

[@donovanb8247]

Savage Shot Christina has a philosophy, she probably just enjoys talking to a doctor once a month.

[@Nikki0820]

Bill’s murder spree would be impulsive. Tom’s would definitely be premeditated. No judgment though. I’m just too self absorbed to harm anyone but myself.

[@shantanu9404]

Oh the irony in your last statement

[@lycanwarlord]

Love the LSU sweatshirt 😂 😂 😂 😂 #trolltastic

[@ct2557]

lycanwarlord Tom's LSU shirt is the equivalent of Hillary's hot sauce.

[@matteric2814]

I'm not from the us so i dont get the reference how is his LSU shirt a troll?

[@mizzou19]

Well, it started when he made some jokes about a certain segment of Louisiana citizens (known as "cajuns"...feel free to google) in one of his specials. Then, supposedly, Trump said a wall at the US border would be beneficial because it would keep out people from "shithole countries," like Mexico. Tom then made a joke that maybe we should also consider putting up walls around "shithole states," like Louisiana. The jokes were met with a fair amount of controversy; a lot of people from Louisiana spoke out saying they weren't mad and understood he was only kidding...but others were offended and said some nasty things to him via Twitter and emails. Some people even made death threats. As for the sweatshirt, LSU is by far the most popular university in the state (as well as one of the better football programs at the college level). It's safe to assume that many Louisianans offended by Tom's jokes are also fans of the school, so you can imagine how they'd feel seeing him wear it.

[@lycanwarlord]

You realize, I'm from Louisiana. And.... Have seen his special several times now. He's poking fun at everyone who got offended. For no fucking reason mind you

[@mizzou19]

lycanwarlord are you responding to me? I’m just explaining the situation to the guy who didn’t understand the context of the sweatshirt

[@jdaily2293]

10:05 I couldn’t stop laughing it was the accent that got me the most

[@Eddy-Beltway]

The best ymh clip of all time

[@franko278]

She kept buttin in and Burr just kept shutn her out, 😂

[@savageshot3723]

Lmfao I love when bill goes "Look I'm probably worse, I dont want to watch you two bicker"

[@mysticalsholonka]

Well you can't really compare the two because one always expresses it and the other just sits, waits, and always has a backup plan.

[@emmacat3145]

The moment I hear Tom say “is this funny to you?” I immediately get nervous lmao

[@Haveyoueverbeenswallowed]

“Is this a me too story?” Crying !!!! 🤣🤣😭

[@jrmiles5437]

Burr: “...gagged screaming in the other room...” Tom: *XD*

[@justincredible5414]

"When you're swinging a sickle with both hands, you can't uhh.. carry a kid."

[@ma5839]

Bill laughed at his own line there.

[@Camera1production]

But you see, the real dangerous psychopath is the one thats calm and collected in all aspects. Those are the ones that pull the trigger fully conscious.

[@JC-wj9zt]

You’re not alone Tom, I laughed my head off at the garage clip ! I love stuff like that !

[@jackwhitbread4583]

Same, I dont understand why people are so horrified lol. I guess most Americans are too sensitive

[@tompayton81]

I think they are both awesome! They both possess the humor and satire I certainly enjoy!