Did You Use The Interdimensional Portal?

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Julie Nolke

Julie Nolke

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@--INDIGO--
@--INDIGO-- 2 жыл бұрын
They seem very concerned about the potential misuse of interdimensional portals but quite comfortable with cloning technology. 🤨
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
lol i don't know what you're talking about. They're all completely different people
@blindleader42
@blindleader42 2 жыл бұрын
@@julienolke You must be one of the clones who somehow got access to the channel. Everyone knows that the clones are kept ignorant and unaware of their true nature.
@MHLegacy
@MHLegacy 2 жыл бұрын
(2:37) Kinda makes those thumbprint and iris (or retinal) scanners pointless.
@myonline1985
@myonline1985 2 жыл бұрын
@@MHLegacy Not really, would explain why they can't just look up the security logs to figure out who entered the room.
@Baraz_Red
@Baraz_Red 2 жыл бұрын
Haha, good one.
@Honkey-Donkey
@Honkey-Donkey 2 жыл бұрын
As a military brat, the stick on patches and ribbon bars had me laughing straight out of the gate.
@daveshively6988
@daveshively6988 2 жыл бұрын
I particularly love that it's upside down.
@resourceress7
@resourceress7 2 жыл бұрын
@@daveshively6988 Maybe upside down in *your* dimension. 😜
@MotorCityPhoenix313
@MotorCityPhoenix313 2 жыл бұрын
had me cracking up in the first 5 seconds LOL
@CavegirlMelanieHobby
@CavegirlMelanieHobby 2 жыл бұрын
For real! That was a giant, mega-ribbon!
@OptimusWombat
@OptimusWombat 2 жыл бұрын
@@daveshively6988 not in Canada. In the Canadian Forces the chevrons point down.
@trinaq
@trinaq 2 жыл бұрын
"What are you, a scientist?" "Yes." Haha, that moment made me laugh so much, it was so matter of fact. 😂🤣
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
heheh
@VoidKing666
@VoidKing666 2 жыл бұрын
Favourite joke
@ricky4673
@ricky4673 2 жыл бұрын
I have faith
@CatalepticHunter
@CatalepticHunter 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's kinda obvious because movie ladies who wear glasses are always smart, and a scientist lady is just a smart lady who is also wearing a lab coat. These are just simple movie facts.
@rowynnecrowley1689
@rowynnecrowley1689 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite, too!
@Skank_and_Gutterboy
@Skank_and_Gutterboy 2 жыл бұрын
I did 6 years in the Navy. When somebody in the workcenter did something, everybody damn well knows it's him, and he's getting asked about it, this is exactly how it goes. Too funny!!
@diatonicdelirium1743
@diatonicdelirium1743 2 жыл бұрын
Let's face it: admitting it doesn't do you any good with dishonorable dismissal & possibly jail time... better resort to the 'no proof no perpetrator' stance!
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
@@diatonicdelirium1743 Like the Mars Rover episode of The Big Bang Theory.
@ericankney5957
@ericankney5957 2 жыл бұрын
24 years, same comment. The only thing that changed was which side of the conversation I was on, which shifted my mind from 'why wont this jerk just let it go' to 'omg this jerk is exactly like I was back then'.
@mbryson2899
@mbryson2899 2 жыл бұрын
Five years in hospital security myself. Same deal.
@GamingWithCalvin1
@GamingWithCalvin1 2 жыл бұрын
@@diatonicdelirium1743 Quite similar to the noodle incident, except in that case I ACTUALLY DIDN'T FRIGGIN DO IT!
@KartikBhandariKB
@KartikBhandariKB 2 жыл бұрын
No one has EVER done awkward better than Julie! Also, please continue to keep experimenting with new ideas and scripts. They are golden!
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
Thank youuuu!😘
@dustinmatthews387
@dustinmatthews387 2 жыл бұрын
No one? Apparently you haven't watched amber heard on the stand.
@xthornofcamorrx
@xthornofcamorrx 2 жыл бұрын
If you like awkward, check out Joel Haver.
@KartikBhandariKB
@KartikBhandariKB 2 жыл бұрын
Amber and Joel...? I could dish out an awkward reply but i am no Julie! But yes they are awkward. Not Julie awkward but awkward. Wait... this reply is awkward... ahhb fuck it.
@MJAYZ007
@MJAYZ007 2 жыл бұрын
have ya seen Ryan George
@RamadaArtist
@RamadaArtist 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the chevrons aren't even both on the arms of the uniform, with one of them just acting as a hat for where the bars go. It's like "8 year old drawing of what a car looks like" only for military uniforms and I'm totally here for it.
@xaviert.123
@xaviert.123 2 жыл бұрын
Well the RCMP has the chevrons on one side LOL. Jokes aside another thing I love is the fact that the medals are literally just ribbons on this big piece of card stuck to her shirt
@JedRayner
@JedRayner Жыл бұрын
@@xaviert.123 They are also upside down 😅
@MrHochoi92
@MrHochoi92 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love that that patchwork of colors that represents the general. It’s so comically large
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
hahahaha I've got a pretty epic costume and props department...
@dontspikemydrink9382
@dontspikemydrink9382 2 жыл бұрын
@@julienolke pretty is the right word.
@TheTrendDoctor
@TheTrendDoctor 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@donquixotedoflamingo9037
@donquixotedoflamingo9037 2 жыл бұрын
@@julienolke @Julie Nolke Where is April julie 2022?, its already May ffs!
@martinschroederglst
@martinschroederglst 2 жыл бұрын
They also wear these on the Death Star
@jackielinde7568
@jackielinde7568 2 жыл бұрын
Dana may have used the machine, but not THAT Dana. Anyone familiar with Quantum Entanglement based transportation knows that teleporters and interdimensional portals "transports" materials by breaking them down on the subatomic level, reads the energy pattern, and then recreates that energy pattern elsewhere using Quantum Entanglement. Basically put, any type of Quantum Entanglement transport devices are murder/cloning boxes, and by using it, Dana killed herself and then had herself replaced by a clone. THAT IS NOT THE DANA YOU KNOW!
@woodfur00
@woodfur00 2 жыл бұрын
Dana killed her double with a -stapler- cloning machine
@MichaelChisholmChizzieRascal
@MichaelChisholmChizzieRascal 2 жыл бұрын
So she would technically be the third Dana then, as the 2nd Clone would have been broken down when crossing back. If you are a clone via teleportation are you liable for the actions of the original person, the clone technically didn't go through the portal did she so she's telling the truth.
@MichaelChisholmChizzieRascal
@MichaelChisholmChizzieRascal 2 жыл бұрын
So the other situation would be that she put her hand through and chickened out, that lead to a catostrophic failiure and the hand on her head due to some wild unforseen quantum mechanical error.
@davidbryden7904
@davidbryden7904 2 жыл бұрын
That was Dana #1's thumb in Dana #2's forehead 😳 + 🙄 + ? 🤔 + where's #3? 😫
@markuhler2664
@markuhler2664 2 жыл бұрын
Gonna have go with 'not guilty'. They got the wrong guy. It's amazing how often quantum physics proves the innocence of an accused!
@tonysmith7632
@tonysmith7632 2 жыл бұрын
FINALLY someone is talking about this extremely dangerous subject!
@darrenrobinson9041
@darrenrobinson9041 2 жыл бұрын
Script was inspired by actual minutes from a meeting at the Hadron Collider.
@theTrend7
@theTrend7 2 жыл бұрын
It's a relief to be honest.
@sebastiansegovia1415
@sebastiansegovia1415 2 жыл бұрын
I took a triple dose of Milk of Magnesia 10 minutes ago.
@donquixotedoflamingo9037
@donquixotedoflamingo9037 2 жыл бұрын
Where is April julie?, its already May ffs!
@TheAdventStudio
@TheAdventStudio 2 жыл бұрын
Should've followed PEDL
@DragonSouled79
@DragonSouled79 2 жыл бұрын
This has strong "If Pandora's Box Was Opened in 2020" vibes and I'm here for it.
@bradnarraway9141
@bradnarraway9141 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe they’re picking on that poor woman because of her skin condition! 😢 Oh well, I certainly hope they can figure out who managed to break through ALL those levels of security to use the interdimensional portal - who knows what might happen if someone tried to use that thing! 😮
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
hahahaha well done sir
@billybaker1468
@billybaker1468 2 жыл бұрын
O
@HariSeldon913
@HariSeldon913 2 жыл бұрын
@@julienolke Too bad they wouldn't let you bring Ryan Jr. into the secure area where you were holding the meeting. I hope we will see the baby again.
@donquixotedoflamingo9037
@donquixotedoflamingo9037 2 жыл бұрын
@@julienolke @Julie Nolke Where is April julie 2022?, its already May ffs!
@yannym4605
@yannym4605 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, whoever did it must be all thumbs
@mitchellmelkin4078
@mitchellmelkin4078 2 жыл бұрын
My vote is for the raven-haired officer, as she immediately looked down and to the right. That's a clear tell and dead giveaway. By the way, the ranking officer seems extremely competent. She's direct, organized, and totally on point!!! I would expect big things, in her future, meaning an ever increasing number of medal and ribbons to be uh, affixed to her uniform, somehow.
@LautaroQ2812
@LautaroQ2812 2 жыл бұрын
Scientist doing the praying hands is comedy gold. Subtle, yet powerful.
@donquixotedoflamingo9037
@donquixotedoflamingo9037 2 жыл бұрын
Where is April julie?, its already May ffs!
@LautaroQ2812
@LautaroQ2812 2 жыл бұрын
@@donquixotedoflamingo9037 I don't understand your question and I won't respond to it.
@Poto2222
@Poto2222 2 жыл бұрын
🙏
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
Pray to the illogical entity
@scottadler
@scottadler 2 жыл бұрын
Hysterical! I was expecting her to have a lizard's tail when she stood. This is true science fiction, by the way. It follows the genre's traditions: 1. Something is invented. 2. As a result, something unexpected happens. Azimov, Heinlein, and all of the other greats would have loved this video. You might even be given a Hugo or Nebula.
@FrancoisGauti3r
@FrancoisGauti3r 2 жыл бұрын
I love mixing sci fi and boring administrative chores. Imagine Stargate SG1 with a daily stand up ^^
@rhel373
@rhel373 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it feels very Stargate!
@SatumainenOlento
@SatumainenOlento 2 жыл бұрын
A bit like the IT Crowd TV series from 2006-2013- style? That was absolutely hilarious!!! The stargate sketch show is brilliant idea!!! I hope that somebody does that...oh wait... People of Earth 2016-2017 .... Hilarious results!!! 😁😁😁
@rogueally7993
@rogueally7993 2 жыл бұрын
They missed some golden opportunities there. LOL
@plasmaoctopus1728
@plasmaoctopus1728 2 жыл бұрын
Felt like a Command and Conquer cutscene honestly.
@mightydrew1970
@mightydrew1970 2 жыл бұрын
Comedy + Sci-Fi = The Orville
@automaticcreation2271
@automaticcreation2271 2 жыл бұрын
- Just found out this channel - Seen a few bangers in the last half hour - Subbed - Can confidently say this is a freaking goldmine
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
better late than never???
@tfofurn
@tfofurn 2 жыл бұрын
They have the technology to make a floating hologram thingy that appears when they wave their hand just right, but not the technology to level the image until they do a leveling gesture. Automatic leveling would have exceeded the budget. Love that detail.
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace 2 жыл бұрын
Automatic leveling would bypass a lot of fetch quests and grinding.
@andrewcross5918
@andrewcross5918 2 жыл бұрын
Automatic leveling relative to what though?
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
Should have hired GoPro then
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewcross5918 The horizon, GoPro does it.
@malcolmi
@malcolmi 2 жыл бұрын
Julie, did you know you make people smile? I was mowing the lawn today and thought about you and smiled! That is a true gift to the world. Thanks.
@SashenkaKun
@SashenkaKun 2 жыл бұрын
Thumb on the forehead would be a great place to rest your glasses, purse, grocery bags, etc. so many uses! Of course you’d be missing a thumb on your hand but innovation requires some sacrifice.
@phs125
@phs125 2 жыл бұрын
Is it just sticking out there or can you use it? If you can use it, how do you move it, do you think of moving your headthumb? Or does it move when you try to move your phantom left thumb?
@LC-ru1xl
@LC-ru1xl 2 жыл бұрын
Someone tag 5 minute crafts
@johnassal5838
@johnassal5838 2 жыл бұрын
@@phs125 it only moves in response to top 40 tunes you don't like
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
My thumb would get sore from the grocery bag, after a while.
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
I can think of another use that I can not post on KZbin
@Evski-if4gn
@Evski-if4gn 2 жыл бұрын
A big thank you to Ryan George for introducing me to this channel. I’m a big fan a dry humor and you and Ryan are killing it! Keep on keepin on!
@LM-ek2hb
@LM-ek2hb 2 жыл бұрын
Who else thinks the out-takes from this one must be hysterical?!
@slartimus
@slartimus 2 жыл бұрын
Right? Like how many times did that thumb prosthetic fall off her forehead and ruin a take?
@karenmeneghini948
@karenmeneghini948 2 жыл бұрын
Or the patches on the uniforms that are falling off
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace 2 жыл бұрын
One actress cracking up, telling the others to not look at her so she can deliver her lines with a straight face.
@JimBalter
@JimBalter 2 жыл бұрын
@@FlatOnHisFace Um, ...
@donquixotedoflamingo9037
@donquixotedoflamingo9037 2 жыл бұрын
@Julie Nolke Where is April julie 2022?, its already May ffs!
@espee5773
@espee5773 2 жыл бұрын
I've always liked this episode of Stargate. Sad it never made it to television, but it's a fantastic hidden episode from the DVD's!
@TimoRutanen
@TimoRutanen 2 жыл бұрын
"Do they know it's my first day?"
@daniellyons6473
@daniellyons6473 2 жыл бұрын
BWAHAHA! That's awesome! You've always been hilarious but watching your technical expertise on these videos grow over the years is equally impressive! Definitely have your thumb on the pulse of what people enjoy!
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
👍
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 2 жыл бұрын
@@julienolke NO, NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME! why should i waste my time at school? i am super famous on youtube. tell me, dear julie
@Matt-xc6sp
@Matt-xc6sp 2 жыл бұрын
Blew the SFX budget on the holographic interface.
@Φλωρος-Θωμασου-Ξ5Ξ
@Φλωρος-Θωμασου-Ξ5Ξ 2 жыл бұрын
which thumb, one or another?..
@jeffmac9642
@jeffmac9642 2 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku Dude. You want honest? Your videos are awkward and your gimmick sucks. I've seen you post before about school and you are stalking. Stop it. ✋️
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace 2 жыл бұрын
I love it that she has special effects that rival _Minority Report_ followed by a prosthetic make-up job that makes the original _Star Trek_ look good.
@Mr_Flerb
@Mr_Flerb 2 жыл бұрын
Weird time to vomit all over the frankly excellent prosthetic work in TOS, but here we are.
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace 2 жыл бұрын
Are you kidding me with this? How do you get negative vibes from reading a wholesome comment, for real? To think that anything made today could make a piece of media from 55 years ago look good when it was immediately preceded by establishing that the same work does in fact contain fantastic special effects and somehow read that as vomit betrays a serious misunderstanding of what was, frankly, a pretty simple sentence to parse. Just goes to show that if you want someone to shit all over anything you say, post it as a comment on KZbin. Meanwhile, I'll console myself in knowing that most _Star Trek_ fans are actually pretty smart. But that comment did get 3 thumbs, so there's at least two others that aren't.
@Mr_Flerb
@Mr_Flerb 2 жыл бұрын
@@FlatOnHisFace ‘Tis not my fault you’ve internalized internet-speak so completely that you don’t recognize your own casual negativity. “Wholesome,” good grief. Your joke presupposes that the make-up on TOS is so inferior to contemporary work that it can only look good by comparison to modern amateurs. Either you actually believe it, in which case Jack Pierce would like to have a word with you, or you just said it because you knew people would get a cynical giggle out of it whether it’s true or not.
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mr_Flerb ​ Knock it off, dude. You aren't on the good side of this argument. It was just literally spelled out for you that something from a bygone era which can hold up to a contemporary piece containing fantastic special effects in no way paints the former as inferior, quite the opposite, really. The rest of your assumed insult can only stem from your not holding Julie's work in as high regard as I do, and you don't know what Jack Pierce thinks of it, so you can stop that train right there. And your first comment was about something that I said, so yes, it is your fault that I took it personally, nitwit. Stop acting like you're innocent. You are an Internet Troll.
@Mr_Flerb
@Mr_Flerb 2 жыл бұрын
@@FlatOnHisFace Geez, so comfortable with the insults. Look, if I’ve misunderstood, I would love to know what you actually meant. Were you not implying that the prosthetic work on TOS was poor? The rhetorical construction “X Bad Thing is so bad it makes Y Bad Thing look good” is incredibly common, so if you intended something else you can’t be too surprised that it’s not obvious what it was. I *think* part of what you’re saying you is that make-up from forty years ago can’t possibly stand up to modern work, which just isn’t true. That is what my reference to Pierce was intended to convey, because the Frankenstein make-up stands up just fine alongside anything that’s been done since. “Deliberately comically bad fake thumb is so bad it makes ‘60s Trek make-up look good.” Am I making a mistake in that reading? As for what this has to do with not holding Nolke’s work in high regard, I genuinely don’t know how that’s relevant. I’m starting to think there’s some kind of fundamental communication disconnect, here, because you’ve clearly misunderstood everything I said and I have no idea what you’re getting at. I never said anything about blaming me for you taking it personally. A couple of your sentences don’t grammatically track, but you’re clearly a competent writer, so I gotta think you’re typing in a hurry.
@hoibsh21
@hoibsh21 2 жыл бұрын
I was about to sneak into the Giant Hadron Particle Collider, but you made me change my mind.
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
might come out with a massive pimple
@Lewkis01
@Lewkis01 2 жыл бұрын
Tried to attain super speed, ended up with a head-thumb. Not a great deal, I gotta say.
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
eh, I just ended up on the lap of giant cat when I did it, no big deal
@captaincube132
@captaincube132 2 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed the MCU-style massive hand-controlled hologram, that was cute. Even the sponsorship bit was funny, I got a genuine chuckle out of "right, the ad read".
@alexhigginbotham8635
@alexhigginbotham8635 2 жыл бұрын
lol... The giant chevrons on the suit were hilarious. Also nice 3d effects. Good job Julie.
@madcow3417
@madcow3417 2 жыл бұрын
The Better Help ad was great too, glad I stuck around for it.
@doktaahwho8858
@doktaahwho8858 2 жыл бұрын
I love how you have over lapping audio tracks on the conversation, it definitely adds some realism to the skit to be sure.
@El_Rey_247
@El_Rey_247 2 жыл бұрын
I hadn't noticed before, but the subtitles on these videos are really great. I never stopped to think how nothing was wrong, no unintentional hilarity. Just clean, intelligible language. Man, I miss community subtitles. Anyway, here's showing a little appreciation.
@nicolewalker6894
@nicolewalker6894 2 жыл бұрын
I love it when you play multiple characters! Always hilarious. ❤
@darrenrobinson9041
@darrenrobinson9041 2 жыл бұрын
She does this one character with a beard, very realistic.
@nicolewalker6894
@nicolewalker6894 2 жыл бұрын
I like the crazy doctor patient woman. 😂
@martydespot
@martydespot 2 жыл бұрын
The animation part is so next level in this video! Incredible
@ZebraCometHowtos
@ZebraCometHowtos 2 жыл бұрын
So this is how the Half-Life portal malfunctioned.
@pigpjs
@pigpjs 2 жыл бұрын
Those graphics were amazing! Love how varied but always funny your content is!
@dammu298
@dammu298 2 жыл бұрын
it is crazy if you think. They have multi level security including finger print scans, but they didn't have a video camera to identify person)
@San1984
@San1984 2 жыл бұрын
Well they all look like Julie, so...
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
@@San1984 touche!
@Wheelo40
@Wheelo40 2 жыл бұрын
Your editing is genius. Building in the comic timing after recording all the parts separately seems like it would be so freakin hard. Your multi-part videos just zoom smoothly through. Beauty. Oh and super funny too! 😄
@sophielicious9174
@sophielicious9174 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that the thumb has nail polish on it is the icing on the cake...or the thumb on the forehead...whatever fits best.
@matthewtalbot-paine7977
@matthewtalbot-paine7977 2 жыл бұрын
Um yeah I think someone with the right skills could get down to the interdimensional portal. Iris and finger print scanners are pretty easily overcome by scanning the iris and finger prints of someone with access they also usually would with the correct iris and finger print electronically open the door which is usually bypassable with a strong magnet or emp machine and the access code can be found using a heat map of the keypad used to enter the code. The hardest part would be actual security guards and knowing how to start the machine.
@Geeketeers
@Geeketeers 2 жыл бұрын
I've been watching a lot of the "LEVERAGE" television television show so I see a lot of those trucks on there 🤣 - Illy
@MrCaveman74
@MrCaveman74 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE the 15 levels of tier 1 security...but no one thought to add a user log to record who's logged in to use the machine? LOL!!! I LOVE THESE SKITS!! Finding Julie is the absolute BEST thing to come out of COVID for me!
@aussie405
@aussie405 2 жыл бұрын
And no CCTV...
@Wednesdaywoe1975
@Wednesdaywoe1975 2 жыл бұрын
Or cameras?
@bracodescanner
@bracodescanner 2 жыл бұрын
A great way to talk about that photo. I hope Better Help is actually a good thing nowadays. I remember KZbin drama from a few years ago, where Better Help was a dangerous platform.
@NukeMarine
@NukeMarine 2 жыл бұрын
Was getting serious Doom vibes from this (any other day I'd have said Event Horizon, but I was playing Doom 3 VR today). Glad no rifts into Hell happened. Those can get annoying.
@ckomarec
@ckomarec 2 жыл бұрын
One second in I laughed outloud because of the badge extending off her chest with all the "credentials" and then just continued laughing at the brilliant absurdity.
@blindleader42
@blindleader42 2 жыл бұрын
Wow. the costume and makeup departments really outdid themselves this time. The uniforms... and the prosthetic... Just wow... They must have come from another dimension. 😂 I don't know about the VFX, though.
@LoveForLudwig
@LoveForLudwig 2 жыл бұрын
My kids were watching Odd Squad today and I was super excited to recognize one of the villains! Great job dream weaver!
@joshoshea3194
@joshoshea3194 2 жыл бұрын
Great special effects Julie. To think that about 20 years ago you'd have to go to the pictures to see special effects like that, now you can do them from your own home. You're one of my favourite comedians to. And that's not just a suck up. It's only 20% suck up.
@spomusmo2349
@spomusmo2349 2 жыл бұрын
This woman plays multiple roles better than anyone I know just pure talent. I imagine you doing a movie starring in all the roles and it being a huge hit 😁
@nodoboho
@nodoboho 2 жыл бұрын
She and Tatiana Maslani (Orphan Black) could do a movie together and play every role in it! ;D
@jaimevalero
@jaimevalero 2 жыл бұрын
I hope they could find the mastermind who activated the portal. It could be done by anyone.
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
your guess is as good as mine...
@3dstuff654
@3dstuff654 2 жыл бұрын
Loved this, also the VFX with the hand gestures were kinda awesome 😂
@CageMatchRunnerUp
@CageMatchRunnerUp 2 жыл бұрын
I like how all of these supposedly high ranking officials are all wearing "Mosquito Wings" denoting that they are the lowest rank in the military.
@koshersalaami
@koshersalaami 2 жыл бұрын
This is a very good take on an old Mad Magazine satire of Star Trek from the sixties in which Captain Kirk comes through the transporter…altered. Like this, but way more. I believe the quote was “I have the strangest feeling that my face wants to sit down.”
@erick-vt2gq
@erick-vt2gq 2 жыл бұрын
Always look forward to thursday mornings! Great to start the day with a few laughs. Keep up the great content! Stay safe and healthy
@silki9716
@silki9716 2 жыл бұрын
I like the variety in skit and production value. Please continue with any ideas you enjoy bringing to life Julia!
@tjasra
@tjasra 2 жыл бұрын
That Apollo era mission control though...
@cynthiasmith9336
@cynthiasmith9336 2 жыл бұрын
This was so good! I hope it blows up as it deserves and gets millions and millions of views!
@randolphphillips3104
@randolphphillips3104 2 жыл бұрын
Did you research any of the medals on the board of the E2 specialist that seemed to be in charge, or did this young E2 actually have combat duty in Vietnam in the 1960s? (JK, very funny. But you do have that medal, and a few others, that are campaign or time specific.)
@erinaa9486
@erinaa9486 2 жыл бұрын
I love when ppl show off their random and highly specific knowledge in the comments 😊
@randolphphillips3104
@randolphphillips3104 2 жыл бұрын
@@erinaa9486 It was intended as a joke only someone with a military background would get. Not really "highly specific knowledge", as if you were in, or grew up around, US Military, you can read the boards pretty quickly. Spotted the Vietnam campaign ribbon pretty quick and thought it was funny on a person that was probably not born yet.
@randolphphillips3104
@randolphphillips3104 2 жыл бұрын
@@bwhaz you do realize I was joking, right?
@randolphphillips3104
@randolphphillips3104 2 жыл бұрын
@@bwhaz Wow, even when I point out the joke you STILL don't get it is a joke. I did not really think she researched it or should research it, I just saw one that looked like the first Vietnam ribbon. That is the JK (as in Just Kidding). Then I pointed out that others also looked like ribbons my Dad had. Then I had to point out to you it was a joke, twice! Get a clue and troll somewhere else.
@Xxaridan
@Xxaridan 2 жыл бұрын
This seriously needs to be a series
@beliasphyre3497
@beliasphyre3497 2 жыл бұрын
If this dimension developed interdimensional travel, it would stand to reason that a nearby neighboring dimension would have developed the same technology. Maybe it was another dimension that opened a portal to here, then used our machine to return. I mean, if all the security didn't record who accessed that level, it could be because the security was bypassed by an arrival inside the level.
@molybdaen11
@molybdaen11 2 жыл бұрын
You never know. Maybe this dimentions are empty, manybe they have different physic there. Maybe its like in timeline where information of earth lives on but time runs slower or faster.
@LM-ch8rh
@LM-ch8rh 2 жыл бұрын
omg...i love you!!! the floating hologram complete with the StarTrek pop-up sound was epic!
@ughmomno6891
@ughmomno6891 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to hear Better Help is there for Dana and her interdimensional trauma 👽❤️
@douga67
@douga67 2 жыл бұрын
That was above excellent. The first transition to Dana makes this one of your classics.
@ldbarthel
@ldbarthel 2 жыл бұрын
Julie, I have no idea how you'll be able to make next week's video without opposable thumbs.... At least it's clear that the portal is digital, not analog. (OK, I'll show myself out....)
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
hah!
@donquixotedoflamingo9037
@donquixotedoflamingo9037 2 жыл бұрын
@@julienolke @Julie Nolke Where is April julie 2022?, its already May ffs!
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
presto digital
@AyarARJ
@AyarARJ 2 жыл бұрын
Cats do just fine making videos without opposable thumbs. It's why they invented the internets. I'm just Julie is doing fine and has feline consultants available if needed.
@joelhamlyn5186
@joelhamlyn5186 2 жыл бұрын
Well I think this is a new record. it only took 7 seconds for me to laugh out loud at one of your videos. The blonde wig with the nodding got me. Keep making peoples day better forever please
@mattofthenorth
@mattofthenorth 2 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that “thumb” takes double AA batteries 👍🏼
@EdwardKilner
@EdwardKilner 2 жыл бұрын
This was funnier and more complex than usual. Well done. Now, if you ever perfect the Portal, get it to be useful, I would suggest having it add a third arm and hand might be really great. Can’t count the number of times I wanted / needed …
@hydroxacte
@hydroxacte 2 жыл бұрын
Suddenly I'm getting Orphan Black vibes... OMG could you wangle a collab with Tatiana? Think how many characters you could gather around a table between you and her!
@AcousticTelevisions
@AcousticTelevisions 2 жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@toddtangen6750
@toddtangen6750 2 жыл бұрын
Oh. My. God!
@trinaq
@trinaq 2 жыл бұрын
Precisely, I'd love to see Julie and Tatiana's characters meet each other! 😁
@AcousticTelevisions
@AcousticTelevisions 2 жыл бұрын
These two would be an acting force to be reckoned with. One of my fave shows ever with one of my fave KZbinrs? Would be epic
@neolexiousneolexian6079
@neolexiousneolexian6079 2 жыл бұрын
Bless Julie Nolke and Dana for this PSA about acne and cysts. 🙏🙏🙏
@FluffyEmmy1116
@FluffyEmmy1116 2 жыл бұрын
Dana: "What are you, a scientist?" Scientists: "Yes"
@nobodyspecial4100
@nobodyspecial4100 2 жыл бұрын
This is now my favorite video you've done. *chefs kiss*
@Rikki1616161616
@Rikki1616161616 2 жыл бұрын
I have 2 questions: where did the other thumb go? and who did use the interdimensional portal?
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
the mysteries of the universe...
@peterg76yt
@peterg76yt 2 жыл бұрын
Obviously they're saving those questions for the sequel.
@victorhugoeh974
@victorhugoeh974 2 жыл бұрын
"What are you, a scientist?!" 🤣🤣🤣 Totally loved this, Julie. Excellent video. And also the post-production details look really good. Nice!
@joeyr9876
@joeyr9876 2 жыл бұрын
Love the wigs, but I have to give a special shout out to how everyone in the company wears the same fingernail polish color!
@tngirlz4622
@tngirlz4622 2 жыл бұрын
Of course they do - it’s the regulation fingernail polish colour. Show up for duty with a different one and you’d get docked for being ‘out of uniform on duty’. 😂
@rdoten
@rdoten 2 жыл бұрын
“And don’t forget to give this video a thumbs up!” - Lifts head
@joelalonso8991
@joelalonso8991 2 жыл бұрын
Anybody else wondering where the other thumb is at??
@deltonmcclary7341
@deltonmcclary7341 2 жыл бұрын
I see they've improved the Space Forces blues uniforms!! Very nice 👌
@pianoman4967
@pianoman4967 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Julie - more much loved hilarity! Guess l could give it a big thumbs up!! Kudos to the co-stars too!
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
or a nod in this case
@samuelopoku4868
@samuelopoku4868 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Dana needs lessons from Pandora on verbal fencing. And the signoff with the thumb was 👍🏿
@PoeticProse7
@PoeticProse7 2 жыл бұрын
This is genius. Please make more of this! 😂
@biltreu
@biltreu 2 жыл бұрын
Great sketch, I really enjoy the council of Julie's format.
@davidbryden7904
@davidbryden7904 2 жыл бұрын
Like the Council of Ricks? 😏
@AlexSchmid-TheAceofSpades
@AlexSchmid-TheAceofSpades 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, one of Julie's best in a while.
@ProCopyAustralia1
@ProCopyAustralia1 2 жыл бұрын
cant wait to see the next episode in this style - assume it will become a series it's awesome
@ViewTube_Dan
@ViewTube_Dan 2 жыл бұрын
Very good metaphor for how any government agency is being run.
@kendrahoffman7949
@kendrahoffman7949 2 жыл бұрын
The timing on the scientist line was so spot on
@JanAside
@JanAside 2 жыл бұрын
"Someone turned on the portal last night." Me: A real life adult person who is fully aware that this is a video set in the land of fiction made by a real world person using a camera starring an actor reading from a script: (Panics and feels guilty despite fully knowing it wasn't them and they literally had no way of doing so because it is fiction and they are fully aware it is fiction.)
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
I am sure a QAnon person would think it is real. They will believe any idiotic idea
@Insightfill
@Insightfill 3 ай бұрын
2:40 If they had used a thumbprint scanner, this might have been a different story.
@bobbirne4983
@bobbirne4983 2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps they should take a thumbprint to find out, if it's really her thumb. Just a thumb rule: Never trust those who keep pointing their thumbs to others!
@trinaq
@trinaq 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed, even if the thumb is sticking out of your forehead.
@MarsM13
@MarsM13 2 жыл бұрын
Those are actually pretty good special effects for a youtube skit. Especially the holographic control screen.
@Daye04
@Daye04 2 жыл бұрын
Ugh. I should start checking the description for who someone is sponsored by. I'm sorry, Julie. I absolutely love your videos. But I cannot support anyone being sponsored by Better "we take no accountability for whether or not our therapists are actually therapists and it's actually on you to check their credentials" Help. I'll definitely watch every other video of yours that isn't sponsored by them, though! Absolutely love your work!
@hestermacrander7312
@hestermacrander7312 2 жыл бұрын
Great! Intriguing... And done in a very sharp and well cared for way. More of this! (Hester, The Netherlands)
@nicholasrooksby3327
@nicholasrooksby3327 2 жыл бұрын
No way, Dana used the time portal.
@TheDSasterX
@TheDSasterX 2 жыл бұрын
"The most secure building in the nation" *has no cameras*
@PeterSedesse
@PeterSedesse 2 жыл бұрын
mirror world julie, time travel julie, now extra dimensional julie...... and still not enough ways to get Julies into our youtube.
@LaunchpadGamingGuy
@LaunchpadGamingGuy 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, you are so talented, I really appreciate your videos!
@Dan-dg9pi
@Dan-dg9pi 2 жыл бұрын
I am so glad that Julie decided to warn us of the danger of the emerging digital world.
@BrianBuhl
@BrianBuhl 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@osmia
@osmia 2 жыл бұрын
So good - had to watch it twice in a row!
@vernonprevatt-usmc
@vernonprevatt-usmc 2 жыл бұрын
As a retired Marine, I was very impressed by the massive rack.......of ribbons on that uniform. Go Space Force!
@pianoman4967
@pianoman4967 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed... that rack is perfect!
@christopherwoods5150
@christopherwoods5150 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing, love it. Julie doing sci fi again, so happy.
@trinaq
@trinaq 2 жыл бұрын
Well done, Julie, you play multiple characters so well, that you could give Tatiana Maslany a run for her money! 😅
@sheldonlewis3619
@sheldonlewis3619 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair to Dana, I’ve had a similar looking zit. Some oily friend chicken and loads of desserts does it for me.
@geoffrobinson
@geoffrobinson 2 жыл бұрын
If there is one thing I learned from my pandemic hobby of reading: UFOs aren’t aliens, they’re Interdimensional
@geoffrobinson
@geoffrobinson 2 жыл бұрын
@@realcreature3D I could talk your ear off for hours. Not aliens. Look up the video "How We Know UFOs Aren't Aliens".
@geoffrobinson
@geoffrobinson 2 жыл бұрын
@@realcreature3D there's a multitude of factors that go into it. There's a history of deception in UFO phenomena and also ties to occult. You're making me say it, so I will. They're demons. I know it sounds nuts, but they're most likely demonic.
@TravlingNow
@TravlingNow 2 жыл бұрын
This is funny and has great production values! Well done
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