Marvel's Worst Announcement

[@brayjsanimation6165]

someone: dies screentime: F

[@killyourself6203]

Underrated

[@reaper5158]

Noice

[@Chadmiral]

Lol

[@javiermelo2961]

Fuck I laughed

[@pogcraftofficial7887]

underrated as fuck

[@creimamkf4450]

this the kind of heroes your school makes to encourage road safety or anti-bullying

[@pastelsploosh8914]

SOMEBODY SAID IT

[@Duwaprello]

😂😂😭

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

Citation Man dabs every time you correctly cite your sources

[@ory3155]

You aren’t wrong, but... There’s no but. You’re just right.

[@cannedcoochie6828]

@@trollerpilotxiv3079 LMAO

[@HydraDominus]

"experimental internet gas" is the most boomer thing I've ever heard

[@o_o5578]

Ikr? Tf is a internet gas 🗿

[@kevinvassago]

Hey, watch out, the word boomer will trigger someone😂

[@Cinderblock-c7l]

@@o_o5578 some redditor online took a massive dump at Taco Bell and Screenslaver's boomer father smelled it like a simp with his Pokimane fart compilations.

[@o_o5578]

@@Cinderblock-c7l Oh my-

[@zebwolf9340]

Bro he can jerk off using his mind

[@trioncz.9334]

You know what? 2 years later I am willing to forgive the vampire one simply for having a connection to the greatest character of all time, Micheal Morbius

[@Uncommom]

Same...

[@spooderman6312]

i'm literally morbin myself rn

[@n3ro81]

It's Michael, dude

[@MIIRBH]

2 years after this comment i realized its not the first time marvel has done this, in fact the first gay character was as bad if not worse than these characters when it comes to being offensive to a demographic

[@jamesmoniz5263]

@@MIIRBH ya know, I think only screen-time and safe-space seemed cringe. Having a magical item isn't new or weird, "green lantern is just some dude with a ring?" "blue beetle is also just someone with a magic (the si-fi variety) backpack" It all comes down to what the "magic" does and if its cool or not. And honestly I thought snowflake is an interesting premise for a hero with cold powers. But I think safe-space was waaay to on the nose, and feels inorganic. Same with "internet gas", but I mean comics are no stranger to hand wave very loose premises to start with.

[@reeseorta3052]

This cast of characters literally sounds like a Family Guy rip off of marvel, made to troll while also giving social commentary as a joke, but marvel actually released this, this is crazy

[@rexhilverstone7154]

Family Guy's version might at least be funny

[@biggheadspace8773]

@@rexhilverstone7154 that's a bold statement

[@toaster9922]

nah more like a south park parody, south park does this shit better than family guy

[@pIayingwithmahwii]

i petition we stop people with any political views from embarking on any creative ventures

[@blkvnm6003]

@@pIayingwithmahwii i second that.

[@t.b.cont.]

I think Marvel might be huffing “experimental internet gas”...

[@aderemiporsche]

*Experimental retardation gas.* There, I fixed it for you.

[@jupiterjazz814]

@@aderemiporsche You said the R word someone call captain Safespace and They Them Snowflake

[@kanyevil127]

@Ara Era more like “experimental woke gas.”

[@SirPwnington]

@@aderemiporsche What's the difference?

[@sm2142]

I'm sure grandpa's buddies just called it "huffing the ether". The old-school anesthetic?

[@RosieAnims]

“Safespace” and “Snowflake” sound like characters you’d see in a satirical Tumblr web comic from 2015.

[@SilentButDudley]

Dank Waifu they just gotta check all the boxes for pandering, so of course they would make them black. The only thing missing is making them disabled as well 😂

[@AtlanticaVI]

Dank Waifu imagine being non-binary and hearing that marvel made some non-binary characters and then you see this shit

[@mysteryman2607]

By the way what dose non binary mean?

[@stevebob240]

I thought you were making a joke...

[@strike_true]

Mystery Man Someone who doesn’t identify themselves as either male or female I think. But yea no this is straight pandering to a more young left leaning audience but marvel has done such a shitty job at it that they’re literally stereotyping the people they want to empower.

[@roadkill1827]

Hearing Michael Morbius 2 years before the movie came out made me shit myself

[@imunderyourbed7106]

I literally morbed

[@fent4all]

Feeling morbed yet?

[@childconsumer7169]

legit started feelin morby

[@quasar9745]

When I heard the news I got so excited I morbed on my step sister and my step mother...

[@imcritonium]

“You can’t go five minutes without morbing watching this video.”

[@danshiba1498]

Dont you just hate when your internet router started pumping out internet gas

[@drfanum]

Happened to me the other day, now I have 4chan shitposts burned into my retinas

[@stilanbant2198]

Dan - don’t you just hate it when your uncle capes in your face and calls it internet gas

[@isaiahmiranda7609]

Ohh... So that's what it is when it begins fuming- I just thought it was getting too hot!

[@Logan-gl2ft]

They should pay Charlie because his idea for sceentime actually makes sense

[@shanechannel7066]

@arnold jayeola he could've said he drink some of Belle's gamer girl bathwater

[@DreadnaughtZero]

It feels like a parody, and I still can’t believe that this is real.

[@cressedangel123]

It honestly does, I do wish they did the 90’s experimentation thing they had where it was a comic series that they would throw in characters and villains, and see what sticks

[@danny_decheeto8300]

Element Zero he has to be taking the piss. He’s trying not to laugh at this dumb shit (the author)

[@Psycorde]

Haven't been keeping up with Marvel comics, I suppose? Not surprising to anyone who has.

[@Xedlord]

I thought it was a parody when I first saw it

[@wokethelast8498]

Honestly 2020 has been so lame lmaoooo

[@thiago2000.mp4]

What if Screentime has any sort of lag, he could have a seizure? "Oh no Screentime, watch out a Wifi jammer" and he drops dead

[@nukelius]

screentime walks past a microwave and fucking dies

[@crimson8590]

@@nukelius he takes the subway home and just fucking explodes

[@yesofcourse8002]

Lag will be his superpower. Antagonists will try to shoot him, but he's moving like you have 2500 ping.

[@CertMediocre]

Deploying Jammer!

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

@@yesofcourse8002 Also respawning

[@charizardfan1017]

B-Negative was morbing before it became cool

[@j4ywh3th3r6]

Well they both suck

[@ImJustMomo]

dear god 💀

[@specimen3376]

I've just morbed my pants from realisation.

[@master106]

Screentime: "It's Morbin Time!" B Negative: "Stop"

[@yaboiurlz]

Morbin’: Kid named finger:

[@georgepantello8065]

It’s like if instead of marvel naming their first black character black panther, they named him “Big Africa”

[@chara381]

The protector of the hood.

[@reconboy0454]

And the villain would be called “Shermain”

[@GuyParson]

Rage of Africa

[@CRMN805]

To be fair I've heard black panter is unintentionally a kind of a racist movie already

[@GuyParson]

@@reconboy0454 sorry for my lack of racist knowledge , but who's shermain?

[@micheal6898]

Screen time gets killed by a 16 year old kid who discovers how to ddos

[@assaultedbysalt5041]

just ask him to divide 0 by 0

[@RSainman]

HAHAHAHA

[@forkrolls]

smh he didnt even had nordvpn

[@forkrolls]

@Carlos PaizOrtega ExpressVPN?

[@thekiller7994]

Carlos PaizOrtega of course

[@Jack-qe5qm]

"That'd be like if the first homosexual character was called captain gay" Marvel: write that down! Write that down!

[@delet3999]

Too late. We already have gay characters

[@Jack-qe5qm]

@@delet3999 you?

[@delet3999]

@@Jack-qe5qm Miss america, The new hulk that isnt the new (new) hulk, his boyfriend (forgot his name) and some others that i dont remember

[@Jack-qe5qm]

@@delet3999 thanks. I'm not that familiar with marvel as i am with DC.

[@mr_punpun]

The Gayptain

[@evritings]

Morbius Jr. is definitely the most morbin character I’ve seen Marvel make, second only to Morbius himself

[@curlybill3666]

Nothing can be compared to the morb the morbyth the morbegend, Morbius himself

[@YourDM64]

@@curlybill3666 yes

[@P.Whitestrake]

The morbest morb that has ever morbed.

[@cyberfilmproductions8987]

Morbius Jr. legit sounds way cooler than these guys.

[@bubbafett4787]

He’s definitely the character I’ve seen marvel make

[@sickoduck7466]

These look like superhero's you'd see in those comic books you'd get after buying some skechers

[@chucklesticmccormick5828]

holy shit you're right i was wondering how the hell these seemed so familiar

[@myra1222]

Chucklestic McCormick atleast the hero’s there might have some better powers than wikapedia man and Dora the fucking explorer

[@MegaAmir46]

Nail on head!

[@mist4255]

Surprisingly accurate

[@premmadison5232]

bRUH LMAO

[@sliceofham3737]

How the hell did “internet gas” even become a thought in someone’s mind, let alone get okayed and let pass?

[@falcongamer58]

Same way they'd accept "corrosive void"

[@edgarrangel9838]

I guess some experimental retard gas was leaked at Marvel HQ

[@theradiantdehd3997]

It must means it was written by Boomers who wanted to make fun of Millenials and Zoomers, hence why they actually believed the internet must run through gasses, then the Zoomers saw the idea and actually liked it for some reason. They must all be high as the ceiling with how few brain cells they seem to have left between them.

[@o.walker1370]

@@edgarrangel9838 oh no😂😂😂

[@BigFry9591]

They passed the gas.

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

Imagine if Professor Xavier was called "Professor Cripple" or Daredevil was "NoEyes Mc Acidburn".

[@EspressoTyme]

Or if spawn was called "captain demonic"

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

@@EspressoTyme That sounds rad af actually

[@AnisterStarlight]

If Spider-Man were called Radioactive Aracnerd

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

@@AnisterStarlight Stop coming up with BETTER names

[@AnisterStarlight]

@@CrazyRiverOtter Nah. The Troubled and Over-Powered Green Giant

[@weirdfish09]

So, B-Negative got literaly morbed.

[@dozobi1510]

This is... the morbius...

[@juggernnox]

he got morbed real good

[@killercaelan3865]

B negative became gaybius

[@nazatalitulus9601]

*b-negative and screentime while in battle* Screentime= HEY B-NEGATIVE!!! B-negative= what?! Screentime= You know what. Time it is- B-negative= SHUT IT!!

[@troillandford7679]

Screentime gets defeated by his arch nemesis, adblocker

[@p1nkk3ych41n]

And his sidekick, vpn

[@troillandford7679]

@@p1nkk3ych41n if given the chance, screentime could have the best rogues gallery. Imagine a villain that just spams raid shadow legends ads in all electronic devices, shit is op man.

[@p1nkk3ych41n]

@@troillandford7679 a villain that just spams raid shadow legends ads is both op and something straight out of family guy

[@kennethfung3618]

Actually adblocker would be his other sidekick

[@genericname2747]

I want a villain who says "This super-weapon was sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends"

[@iamwilson6922]

Stan Lee upstairs rn trying to convince God into allowing him access to lightning bolt rights

[@1pyroace1]

I am Wilson lmfao

[@Stalutes64]

that would make a wayyy better comic than this trash

[@apoinsettia3862]

this actually one of my favorite comments I’ve ever read please get this to the top

[@peanutbutterandtelly3807]

3 cherubs have to hold him back

[@thegreatjudgeofmemes1732]

I am Wilson best thing I’ve read all month

[@toxr95]

"Experimental internet gas" Sounds like a boomer trying to appeal millennials

[@yogabbagabba4257]

I think that's exactly what it is

[@brokenking5044]

Farts from sh!tposts 😂

[@PCFROMVCS]

"An internet kid taken to its logical conclusion" I have no idea what he meant by that

[@MrBearswarm]

How dee do fellow kids!

[@kylo-benshapiro687]

Is that what they were working on at Auschwitz?

[@BlueyXbox]

MORBIUS HOLY SHIT

[@imunderyourbed7106]

It's morbin' time

[@FocusMrbjarke]

Jesus christ it’s Morbius.

[@aeitis7719]

I really wanna morb rn 🥵🥵🥵

[@FocusMrbjarke]

@@aeitis7719 get in my van. I have some Morbius for you.

[@nazatalitulus9601]

@@FocusMrbjarke can u get the EminemXmorbius song on?

[@k_illings]

Can't wait for "Alpha Male", "Doctor Virgin" and "Gigachad" to make their appearance

[@krypticunlimited6925]

Those characters actually sound somewhat interesting

[@highlander6573]

I wanna see gigachad in action

[@TheOverlordPepper]

Don’t forget “Pogchamp”

[@GreGoEDS]

Gigachad would actualy be fucking cool imagine he one shooting everyone while doing hes iconic pose.

[@BlackLivesMatter23]

Theres also Based Man, whos superpower is being an @sshole; Feminazi Girl, whos power is the ability to destroy any man's courage and confidence at will; and Incelios, who's power is to make everyone else sad and miserable like himself.

[@AutismCreature31]

Screentime’s nemesis will be 2 un-skippable ads mid way in his battle

[@willyboy9003]

lmaooo yes

[@314rft]

Okay, I will admit, I would legitimately be pleased if that was a nemesis. One of my biggest issues with screentime is that he seems to have no actual repercussions from being perma connected to the internet. He just seems like a "heh, I know everything" character with no faults, which honestly is just boring. If there was a subplot about how constantly being halfway between the real world and the internet made him have an *insane* reality perception crisis where he wasn't sure what was real anymore, then he would actually be somewhat interesting.

[@AutismCreature31]

@@314rft yes knowing everything doesn’t really help when you get punched in the face

[@milesperhour2286]

Anybody remember the comic that Stan lee helped create on webtoons, The last comic he ever worked on I believe? Backchannel. Green colors, had instant access to the internet and stuff. Sounds awfully similar….. oh wait! Edit: I’m saying they ripped off of a character lee wrote

[@HowToChangeName]

Or just H+ internet connection

[@pseudonymous9305]

Stan Lee: *dies* Marvel: EXPERIMENTAL INTERNET GAS, MEME OBSESSED TEEN

[@purplvurpl0295]

SAFESPACE: *EXISTS*

[@adalagarzi5495]

NONBINARY SNOWFLAKE!

[@demonicmind1242]

V A M P I R E S

[@jacket3661]

Bitten by a radioactive internet

[@ShockingWolf26]

Lukio Robinson Screentime really boutta day “U Mad Bro” and use the trollface

[@deliberatelyaverage]

I think screentime’s back story could have taken an interesting twist if it was something like “He entered human trials for an experimental inhalant gas that would patch people into the internet without the need for a phone, Juicero, or computer. However, the gas proved hyper corruptive to all other test subjects (turning them into basically his enemies and nemesis’s) and he the only surviving ‘sane’ subject became highly addicted to it. He now struggles between staying on the right path, and fueling his addiction to the strange gas.” That’d be fun.

[@broopdefloop]

Thats way better, another story could be he was part of an immortality project where they wanted to upload people online, but now his mind is split between in the internet and in his body.

[@Laxhoop]

Marvel really said “OC, do not steal”.

[@reybeltran1209]

@AlienZGamer you don't deserve 19k subscribers

[@cabentertainment9723]

AlienZGamer please, please shut the fuck up.

[@Herbinkle]

@AlienZGamer I would want to see you fight in the UFC for my amusement.

[@holeindanssock156]

Whats OC? Thanks.

[@PotatoL001]

@@holeindanssock156 original character

[@jamisanmatalonis8458]

We not gonna talk about how they named the only overweight character after an SUV?

[@joostin123]

Should've named them Canyonero

[@oleanderrots]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING. SHES LIKE A SEMI TRUCK

[@channel-re5uq]

NOOOO WTF 😭😭😭😭😂😂

[@jamisanmatalonis8458]

IFunny Watermark indeed

[@Alex-kc7tp]

That was definitely on purpose

[@fuego5350]

Can't wait to see a submissive and gay Marvel character named "PowerBottom".

[@catarina4613]

dont give them more ideas 😭

[@_.Rebel.exe._]

I- SGDGGSG DUUUUDEE

[@froztbite15]

Hell yes. His whole lower body is adamantium and vibranium so it can really take a beating lol.

[@awezomeman2357]

@@froztbite15 WTF- I’M WHEEZING IT’S EPIC

[@veil94]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@lelandrossi307]

The fact that the last character is about morbius makes this more funny 💀

[@nazatalitulus9601]

It morbed me ...

[@josevelazco9233]

This feels like something South Park would make an episode about

[@The_Bird_Bird_Harder]

Hey, at least that would just be thinly veiled bigotry. This is somehow meant to be appealing to the groups in question.

[@user-tq5ql7dg2e]

Spot on.

[@ratchet6909]

They basically did with that safe space episode.

[@Manowar_]

@@ratchet6909 the thing that was missing was just the marvel logo

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

I wouldn't be surprised if south Park actually does this better

[@milkiiiteaa]

now introducing our first nigerian hero: prince scammer he sends enemies emails and subsequently steals their money it’s a very useful skill he’s also on the run from prison and has escaped 23 ti-

[@gimbit7583]

And a super villain “guy that does not fall for scams”

[@altheaequatorin1179]

i think you should work for marvel!

[@deeperthantheabyss624]

Did he get caught and was sent to a Hospital to do Team Building Exercise?

[@Eosinophyllis]

I laughed too hard at this.

[@stevebennett9839]

This sounds like an SNL sketch not an actual marvel characters.

[@ajthevillageidiot]

That explains why it's not that funny

[@CrowTR0bot]

@@ajthevillageidiot Or that it sounds like it's punching down in what's supposed to be satire

[@ajthevillageidiot]

@CooCooWizard k

[@Agaetis181]

yet SNL is aligned with the same ideology, so they would be making fun of themselves

[@themannfordman6951]

god it really does though, I can imagine this actually being done.

[@suspiciouscheese4518]

I think the idea behind Trailblazer is actually pretty workable. Maybe impose some limitation like you can only pull a vague concept and the specifics are random. For example you want a weapon but you won’t know the type of weapon until you reach in. Internet gas is just awful though.

[@melucea]

Naming a Non-Binary superhero "Snowflake." Is like naming the first Superhero who is Asian: "Rice Man."

[@inkpasta]

To be honest Rice man still sounds better than snowflake

[@theanonymouschicken169]

First Asian Superhero: Chinatown Or first African-American Superhero: Ni-

[@grey1916]

The first Native American hero was Red Wolf so...They didn't seem to learn much.

[@sebastianrodriguez8992]

Plus captain america isn't exactly an ingenious name

[@jesmarpinkman8385]

@@inkpasta actually sounds like a silver age joke hero and I'm all for it

[@clecanadalawexplained6330]

“Snowflake” and “Safespace” look like what a person trying to make fun of the stereotype of an SJW would come up with.

[@pudgebonetv9628]

They're also the same color? Diversity? Haha. Don't care they're "twins". It's all such bullshit

[@adalagarzi5495]

well, tbh, it's an accurate stereotype lol.

[@stilanbant2198]

Word From The North their weakness is telling them that facts matter over feelings. Or maybe it’s assuming their gender lmao

[@JoshuaGraham8383]

But they are actually fit tho

[@spanishcastlesinspace2899]

but aren't they against bullying or harassment so they wont actually do anything to you besides get offended and speak their feelings to you.

[@binnomajumder8999]

finally, a superhero that canonically says poggers unironically

[@tshn8363]

@@phantomtrak6007 cringe

[@LarryLongBalls]

@@phantomtrak6007 cringe

[@leasagna2202]

The representation that games needet

[@iansahleen1173]

The talks in greentext

[@BROXBasher]

@@phantomtrak6007 Bit too late for that, sorry.

[@dougsouls9358]

Little did Charlie know that the name Michael Morbius would come back to bite him.

[@woopzbruh-p3r]

And somehow it got worse with Madame Web for a double kill

[@federal-bureau]

Screentime is eternally stuck watching his grandfather's porn collection on the Cloud.

[@theTrevorluck]

He is forced to watch all of ifunny’s “content”

[@randominternetuser5872]

@@theTrevorluck And all of His Facebook Boomer comics

[@LePwn4Life]

LMFAO!

[@braisonorina3922]

I seen you somewhere else

[@milandavid7223]

he's eternally cooming

[@mini0nator]

This is Marvel. The multi-billion dollar company known for it’s great characters and backstories. This same company now has a meme-obsessed teen who was exposed to “his grandfathers experimental *internet gas* .” This is Marvel. edit: this does not deserve the attention it’s still getting

[@Zygomatic_Bolt]

This is Marvel now Look at them tripping now

[@redforest3740]

@@Zygomatic_Bolt LOL someone needs to make a song "This is Marvel"

[@maikeru7549]

Since when Marvel has great characters? I mean besides the edgy ones the rest are just garbage

[@denyhaguilar679]

@@maikeru7549 **You have alerted the horde**

[@jackcena6738]

@@maikeru7549 what you mean captain condiments a fuckin dog

[@Dylan-zo6zo]

I bet they’re going to name an Asian character “yellow mathematician”

[@Biggsoggy]

💀

[@jamesklem4861]

And they replace every l in his sentences with r

[@Dylan-zo6zo]

@@jamesklem4861 then they’ll say it’s to make the stereotype “progressive”

[@jamesklem4861]

@@Dylan-zo6zo and theyll say anyone who calls them out racist you know pull a sony while there at it

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

Mellow Yellow - He's a Martial artist BUT NOT BECAUSE HE'S ASIAN. His skin is a pleasant shade of gold and he radiates mystic energies BUT NOT BECAUSE WE'RE FETISHIZING ASIAN CULTURE. He also has a strong affinity for dragons BUT NXHWKFBTOQJGVROWJDGRG

[@samtheshowman8532]

So to recap, we have 1. Dora the Explorer 2. A living search engine 3. The Wonder Twins but Bad 4. Another Goth vampire

[@imtheprinceofallsaiyan]

Nah number 2 is moonson

[@marshallclark4956]

This basically just reflects how most of the older generations see us.

[@12.7x99mm]

Owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie!

[@c2sora919]

and we've kinda given them reason to to be honest

[@Rob526]

@@c2sora919 no more than they did to who came before them.

[@hinamatsuro1908]

@@Rob526 saw a video of a girl who almost got knocked down by a car because she was on her phone a giu was calling out to her but couldnt hear her and he saved her last second hes right lmao

[@Rob526]

@@hinamatsuro1908 Different generations having different issues doesn't mean the previous ones were superior. Every new generation is referred to as flawed by the older ones.

[@niallglynn9234]

Calling it right now safespace will “heroically” sacrifice himself and save the other new warriors from a massive attack with his final halo 3 bubble shield.

[@thatonedudeacrossthestreet9543]

They're gonna need a mental health break after that lmao

[@SubjectE57]

Maybe he will be replaced with someone who figured out how to block people?

[@Chuckvsfrank1232]

Steven universe already claimed that

[@XlllLeon]

safespace heroically "white knighting" for the other new warriors....

[@6bladek]

THEY would if they actually are stupid enough to go through with this, hopefully the human race's collective opinion of "wow this is shit" will prompt them to try again or abandon.

[@zackattack5803]

Idk man, with names like the duo, "snowflake and safespace", this might just be a super advanced shitpost.

[@kimbaldun]

Bruh,imagine how shit it is if they made a movie

[@FortunAdlaich]

@@kimbaldun the actors would probably burst out laughing so much during recording that it never gets finished

[@ripzmad9846]

@@FortunAdlaich SF:"This guy is evil and dangerous!" SS:"That's right, snowflake." SF:"Good thing i have you, safespace"

[@ksicks]

Sounds like a twitter group where snowflakes can be safe of all the offensive content on twitter normally

[@emersonflorez97]

@@ripzmad9846 twitter duo be like:

[@darthgonk1175]

Morbius showing up here is like when you rewatch a previous season of an animated show and see a character that gets introduced later as a background character

[@Derikimi]

Imagine a future where people huff internet like air dust cans.

[@bigbabado8296]

Would you be able to choose what information you will get per huff though, or will it just be random?

[@Danyboychan]

*sniff* "Aaahh theres the latest trump tweet"

[@qb2626]

Dany i almost choked in my noodles while reading this lmao

[@scottwales5966]

And I say let it grow

[@samandriaz5905]

@Lil Pumpkin Or 4chan gas in a subway

[@hxnx3900]

Can't wait for the villains "Racist" and "Sexist"

[@federalcasemaker]

CEO of Racism is the main antagonist

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Homophobia

[@lechant7991]

Ah yes, and their only weakness, twitter users

[@thecourticaljester9152]

Hopefully they add an anti-hero/villain called Dyketer Doom,

[@AizakkuAdoman]

don't forget "orange man"

[@kaiba-boi4256]

imagine living in a world where people can turn invisible, bend reality, control metal, run really fucking fast, lift entire islands, light themselves on fire, crawl on walls, and so many other cool powers that can be useful, and then your power is being a walking google search bar..

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

"What's your power?" I have a backpack.

[@stupido-um4xo]

Okay to be fair, she's the most...forgivable one of the bunch. The rest just suck

[@kaiba-boi4256]

@@stupido-um4xo honestly having a book bag that gives you whatever you need would be really neat, but yeah the rest suck

[@allthingsanime7413]

yea my power is i can make forcefields BUT ONLY FOR OTHER PEOPLE like one of the members of the fantastic 4 whom i cant remember the name of can do the same thing but without the weakness and can turn invisible

[@kaiba-boi4256]

@chinsaw2727 oh man I was thinking more like “I need a condom”

[@Skyverb]

Why TF would Morbius donate blood?

[@Scott...]

To Morb people when they least expect it

[@Skyverb]

@@Scott... 😂😂

[@Bruhman_YUSS]

He wants to morb the world, and I’m ok with it

[@Skyverb]

@@Bruhman_YUSS 😂

[@zurabsiradze7822]

Wasn't he blood doctor or something?

[@ayelmao1224]

Obviously the “experimental internet gas” is just vaporized Gamer Girl Bath Water

[@joshjess9841]

Fuck, if that shit got in my eyes, just end me please.

[@crablord7934]

Ah shit

[@MrChunkyMaster]

You got a chuckle out of me lol

[@powangel1418]

*Belle delphine was the scientist* , or whatever the heck his origin story was

[@powangel1418]

@@joshjess9841 lmao same

[@Perryishappy1527]

Naming the non binary character snowflake is like naming a gay super hero captain fruity

[@The_Bird_Bird_Harder]

But, at least that could sound decent, it's like a milder version of naming a character captain f****t. It's just an insult, not even a descriptor.

[@quandarioustoddricioushorn9292]

It's like naming the first Japanese marvel super hero "yellow man" 💀

[@dragodx8238]

@@quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 I prefer the name "Weeaboo Warrior"

[@bananagod5530]

@@dragodx8238 Or just The Anime Man.

[@dragodx8238]

@@bananagod5530 There's already a KZbinr with that name.

[@MrFluffyDawg]

“They use the hurtful words as their name” I just imagine a Black dude whose name is just the N-Word

[@HiddenEvilStudios]

*NIGWORD!*

[@justaperson4039]

WITH A HARD R

[@colonelwaffle9439]

The cat

[@KarloBlaze]

No joke, this would be the funniest skit 😂

[@MisterGreis]

N-Word Jim takes offense to this.

[@michaelwawak]

The funniest thing, it's been 3 years and it's been *radio silence* ever since

[@araknidsGrip]

"Our first lesbian superhero: Carpet Eater."

[@AnimatedTerror]

Oh no... oh no.

[@monke980]

@@AnimatedTerror oh yes... oh yes.

[@Radical_Rainbow]

And her pirate-themed sidekick, Scissor-Me-Timbers.✂️

[@araknidsGrip]

@@Radical_Rainbow We need the comic now

[@araknidsGrip]

@@Radical_Rainbow They're girlfriends

[@funkoverload9488]

So we have: Dora the Explorer Redditor Stereotype and Stereotype And last, and certainly least Edgy Emo Kid who happens to be a vampire

[@sebastianrodriguez8992]

You forgot a borderline useless vampire.

[@Eosinophyllis]

This further compels me to redesign all the characters.

[@David_Medina50]

so overall there all garbage and the idea should be thrown away or redeveloped

[@melikewafflesgg6167]

Safespace sounds like a VPN

[@meowdyllic]

@@melikewafflesgg6167 trueee

[@mjodyh]

Okay stop, I literally physically flinch when the second character design comes in, the first one is 'just' boring but everything went downhill from there Can't wait for Veggie, the superhero who doesn't see his physical handicap as a hindrance and wears it as a badge of honour

[@piercebottomtext4827]

They'll straight up name him "Veggie Tard" but it's empowering I swear guys 😔

[@happydawg2663]

His power is to tell everyone that he's vegetarian

[@colorbar.s]

having representation is a good thing, and so is having characters that turn their insecurities/flaws/whatever into a positive thing. it's about the execution which is beyond fucking awful in this case.

[@merten0083]

They're gonna have someone in a wheel chair that flies, watch

[@Sohendar]

@@merten0083 but that's just charles xavier

[@ShareTheLean]

The last one had a blood transfusion from Morbius!?!?! I wish that was me IT'S MORBIN TIME

[@joneylol3220]

Screentime looks like if cyclops was sponsored by xbox

[@Trigger__Happy]

Honestly I thought “captain gay” sounded like a way more interesting super hero right off the bat

[@therealshrimpfr]

@@Trigger__Happy "Rainbow Ass Lasers, activate!"

[@ProGaming-db6ln]

@@Trigger__Happy write that down

[@thatgoobyguy]

They missed a big opportunity with screentime. They could've pulled a cyborg and allowed him to teleport in and out of a matrix type dimension or some shit and be able to teleport to different places and take things to and from that dimension and also have some like cool gadgets and lazer pistols or some shit. But no, his powers are to google any fact instantly. These are the creative minds found at marvel ladies and gentlemen

[@softwet6393]

@@thatgoobyguy Marvel: *SMORT*

[@jawshugan]

“Internet gas” Just let that sink in for a bit

[@vadernation1233]

Jawsh Has A Gun “hey bro wanna smoke some Twitter?”

[@chonky4205]

@@vadernation1233 nah bro I just had some KZbin

[@BigBofrfr]

@@chonky4205 bruh you should at least be able to take some uber

[@ZeroStrife45]

Hey where can I get some Tumblr, I heard that shit was wild?

[@JT044-iz1cv]

"Yo guys,have you heard of 4chan? They're selling it on the street and its fucking wack guys. You should buy some.

[@reformedzoomer]

Captain Gay sounds a lot better than Snowflake honestly.

[@xs2196]

That’s what I’m going to make everyone at my school call me Captain Gay will be my new nickname. Thank you critikal.

[@alijahtheguy]

I can see a comic series like deadpool but instead Captain Gay, he was cruise ship pilot that was on the S.S Hairy Pubes a gay cruise ship. When the ship sank all the souls of the gay people came into Captain Gays body and know he has the power to wear short shorts and suspenders

[@johnfulcher8448]

@@alijahtheguy Ooooh and he shoots out ectoplasm from the souls of the dead sailors and calls it Seamen overload

[@alejandroespinoza5207]

Captain Gay would be like Mr. Slave from South Park and defeat enemies by stuffing them up his butt lmao

[@thehermit8618]

@@johnfulcher8448 people in the comments making better LGBT superheroes that Marvel themselves.....like that is hard to do

[@michaelm6610]

The villain in this comic would be called Hero Shima, a Japanese comic artist exposed to Walt Disney's experimental "radioactive racism gas"

[@captaincardgage5920]

“Grandpas experimental internet gas” This implies one of two things. A: his grandpa has a damn Diesel engine powering his computer. Or B: it’s just grandpas 2am butt blasts that he was unfortunately near.

[@suclox12yearsago56]

Underrated

[@SamMito28]

Regardless of the way, i'm leaving my F to screentime

[@sweetieluv7919]

“a meme obsessed super teen” :@;&,&,&,

[@Lavendeer201]

It's some e-girls fart that he ordered online in a jar for $70

[@Rspsand07]

It's Zkylon B he bought off some shady internet site.

[@magboboterski]

"he was a programmer who made a virtual reality game, accidentally locked himself in it, and now he's stuck in there and caught in between the real world and the augmented world." DUDE, YOU MADE A BETTER BACKSTORY

[@ludwiglundin5396]

Isnt that literally just Tron

[@Mister_Gerbelle]

@@ludwiglundin5396 yh

[@antoniomargallo5317]

Oh, you mean like Tron? Yeah, so original ...

[@tophatmetagross1497]

Wasn't Tron more like your stuck in the game period. And this is more like AR with VR headset you can't take off.

[@magboboterski]

the point is -- HE MADE IT WHILE RANTING. ANYONE CAN MAKE A BETTER BACKSTORY THAT DOESNT HAVE TO PANDER to that one blue checkmark guy on twitter who will NEVER BUY the comic once its out anyway

[@breads8764]

Can’t wait for the new villain, “Twïtér”, whose power is to instantly cancel any hero within seconds

[@EbilEnemyofBurgerTown]

I wouldn’t be surprised

[@knashboi3914]

Yeah but the power has a 1% accuracy, because they are unable to cancel the people 99% of the time

[@breads8764]

@@knashboi3914 yeah and their arch enemy would be Darth Schlagg

[@Sneedmeister]

@@knashboi3914 idk about that. when the evil villain "twiter" declares someone to be cancelled, their evil henchmen "Baron Von CNN" and "Captain Leftist Politician" also come together to brainwash the population against the heroes. Just imagine the Avengers vs Thanos army fight, except Thanos has control over every human on the planet.

[@_NightSaber_]

@@Sneedmeister Good point

[@EkkoOfSilence]

Hearing morbius when this came out meant nothing but hearing it now just made me laugh so fucking hard

[@slimjim2321]

The only thing impressive about their designs is how they somehow simultaneously pissed off the existing comic fanbase as well as the people they thought they were pandering to.

[@Kinsley_XD]

I hope this helps both marvel and all entertainment companies to understand that pandering is fucking dogshit and not a substitute for good writing

[@thekeyandthegate4093]

@@Kinsley_XD "B-b-but muh representation!! I can only identify with characters who share my ethnicity, sex, hair color, eye color, made-up gender identity, birth sign, blood type, financial situation, and number of self diagnosed mental disorders!!"

[@Kinsley_XD]

@@thekeyandthegate4093 exactly man I didn't like thor at all until he became fat and depressed like me

[@cthulhuhasrisen1009]

@@thekeyandthegate4093 niiiiiice! U made me chuckle.

[@CoolJoshido212]

The Key and the Gate overused joke. plus, based on the backlash to this comic, literally no one thinks that.

[@BentNeatly]

"experimental internet gas" not even trying

[@giantafricanbullfrog8996]

How does internet gass even work?

[@TekkLuthor]

Can you imagine 10 of them sitting at the table throwing ideas out there?

[@theradiantdehd3997]

@@giantafricanbullfrog8996 The Boomers who came up with the idea are still trying to figure that out. They're convinced though, as they don't know that electricity or binary ever became a thing.

[@BigBodyBiggolo]

I think they were going for a nanoparticle dust connected to the internet but realized its all just as gay so they gave it a name and moved on

[@MrToken98]

And a boomer made it smh

[@Axeeco]

6:35 That kid do be morbin' tho

[@potato42142]

I like how Charlie's randomly thought up backstory of Screentime being a game dev stuck in an augmented reality program he created is actually a pretty good backstory and would be a *WAY* better backstory than what Marvel made with their "experimental internet gas" (that felt cringy even to type)

[@testchannelpleaseignore2452]

iNtErNeT gAs... huffffff.... damn its good man 694206942069420

[@2dollarchickenwings689]

you know you fucked up when the SAO plot is an infinitely better backstory then what you came up with

[@sonofaquack6987]

I don’t really think a programmer somehow being trapped in his own program pleasing through reality and the augmented world makes for a very good hero but it’s a lot better than this. Fuck if those “super humans” on that Stan Lee show are better than this

[@themaninthechair4338]

@@sonofaquack6987 Yeah, it's not perfect, but imagine if he could pull things from the virtual world into the real world at the expense of his own personal fatigue or something. Like when he starts out he can pull out a knife that's shown in a video game but he can't pull out a gun or a vehicle without almost collapsing. Then as he gets better, finds back door, even upgrades his cyberware or whatever, he can pull more and more things out without getting overloaded. Again, it's not an amazing idea, but better then 'Goggle any fact and can find the quickest way to Denny's on Apple maps'

[@Shadow_Witch]

@@themaninthechair4338 Cyber powers : Having a calculator in his mind, using google, having amazon prime for free. Is the character cool now?

[@bongo1392]

Is the villain gonna be named “Wright Wing”

[@moist3963]

underrated

[@mee091000]

That One Creative Username Let him be a funny ass parody of Nightwing so DC can sue some sense back into Marvel. Stan Lee is doing somersaults in his grave right now.

[@insaninater5154]

He'll have an impenetrable armor. The legendary White Mail.

[@Broekje]

I'll bet my sweet virgin ass that it's going to be a white boomer

[@GameOver-ou1ge]

Or "Simp King"

[@WafflesOfEgg]

"He was exposed to his grandfather's experimental internet gas" I've read doujins with better writing than that bs

[@bm3350]

man would it be cool if they actually went into the psycological consequences of seeing the entire internet or some crazy bullshit like that

[@jirachi-wishmaker9242]

Lmfao

[@peterjohnson11655]

@@bm3350 Imagining "Welcome to the Internet" except it's literally how he's thinking all of the time.

[@PP-2000hunter]

Fanfictions can do better with shit Characters and characters that need development than these warriors.

[@thatshyguy9573]

@@bm3350 Build on that idea Please! It has so much potential

[@SlurpeeTheUnholy]

6:39 Here we see a rare mention of Morbius two years before the best film of all time came out

[@Francisco-fw5fe]

Snowflake and Safespace sounds like something 4chan would do to mess with Twitter

[@deezgod45]

yea, it does lol

[@charwyrm8702]

@Mediocrity Hurting twitter as a company is fine, I couldn't care less if the entire website closed up shop, but trust me when I say non-binary people hate these dumbfuck superheroes. It's patronising, and it reinforces the misconception that non-binary people only give a shit about that aspect of their identity. A character can easily be non-binary and interestingly written, you don't have to shy away from it, but don't turn it into a shallow caricature.

[@AE-or7xd]

@@charwyrm8702 I now like these characters. Snowflake new fav

[@charwyrm8702]

@@AE-or7xd I'm willing to grant the writing might be better than I would expect (I haven't read the comic) but it's still like seeing a gay superhero called "f*gbash". If they existed in a zine as satire, it could likely be hilarious and witty, but coming from writers clearly trying to appeal to the youth for their own economic growth, I feel a lot less charitable.

[@lefrenchaudir188]

4chan may aswell do it

[@microwave8931]

Naming the non-binary hero "Snowflake" is like naming a black hero "Captain Slavery"

[@phaserxultraviolet1694]

sounds good

[@beserk6285]

I understand they were going for realism but as you would think no one likes reality

[@phaserxultraviolet1694]

reality is fucked up and soul crushing of course nobody would like it

[@note676]

or "Jim Crow"

[@youngva7898]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZiwo553etBlkJo

[@kuribayashi84]

I dunno, shouldn't a Character who is constantly connected to the Internet be goddamn crazy and suicidal?

[@alexkrueger9415]

For real. Most of the internet is not a good friendly place

[@babyragegekyume4132]

@@alexkrueger9415 and so are schools

[@alexkrueger9415]

@@babyragegekyume4132 uh sure? Not relevant at all but yeah, i guess?

[@babyragegekyume4132]

@@alexkrueger9415 Now that I've got your attention let me just explain statistics of crime in america

[@BDCMatt]

or addicted to porn

[@thehale_]

I like how every time Marvel does something embarrassing, Morbius’ name is always somewhere in it 💀

[@mowithdaflow]

“All twins are psychic, but we’re psychic-er” I’ve read better entertainment on the back of a cereal box

[@zoinksss1372]

cereal boxes are fucking awesome man, I’ve been entertained by those more times than i can count. but yeah these heroes fucking suck.

[@thomasmurrell9832]

Hey man, don't dis Lucky's cereal with that comparison! Those crosswords and word searches are dope!

[@vmptrld]

Contains 22% of recommended daily sugar.

[@splittsy8316]

Reading the back of the Clorox wipes is more entertaining

[@thatdudnum67potatoe45]

I saw one that said don't charge non rechargeable batteries

[@Nbdestryer]

> Make a non-binary character > Name them "Snowflake"

[@williamaftonpizzeria]

based writers

[@moniquesantrifcer1447]

This sounds like a 4chan prank

[@smuwug]

>profit

[@happydawg2663]

Not even south park would do that, but now they can

[@colorbar.s]

it's literally so disrespectful lmao

[@seannnn_idk]

Trailblazer, always coming in clutch with her endless supply of heroine.

[@84everfan90]

And bread bowls.

[@ivanivan744]

*clap clap*

[@apad1356]

Trailblazer, The heroine with the heroin

[@prakesh2904]

Heroine Heroin

[@DenajM25]

He compared one of these shitshows to Micheal morbius omg how could you do that!

[@kingquickster4827]

Marvel: "I guess we gotta cancel that Captain Gay comic now...."

[@mrsquirrel5572]

Nice

[@maroontoon0168]

Bravo

[@ronanelliott9709]

Let’s be honest, we would all read Captain Gay over this stuff

[@leopowell410]

I respectfully removed my like after I saw it already had 666

[@WiresDawson]

@@leopowell410 same here

[@jasonglebe3235]

I'm 41 years old, a father to three kids and pretty much as uncool as you can get. Still cooler and more in touch than that guy

[@bogungis9076]

You're pretty cool man.

[@Mr.Scott86]

You being a 41 year old father of 3 kids just makes you a badass

[@littlestan6625]

I dunno bro, you're watching Charlie so I'd say you're not doing too bad

[@thehaloring90]

You already sound like a wicked rad dude

[@UnlimitedGreenWorks]

Bruh. 41 with 3 kids. Bro thats some chad level stuff

[@williamwalrus9473]

Marvel: here’s Dora, a redditor, two insults to a entire community, and some goth we found in the twilight sagas

[@corruptedhooman3268]

Accurate lmao

[@dylancaratsole3811]

Absolutely perfect my broski

[@kameahmeahkid6907]

@A RANDOM POTATO it isn't *Untrue*

[@capturestudios9433]

I made a comment like this before I saw this comment so please don’t think I’m copying you

[@williamwalrus9473]

@@capturestudios9433 I have had that problem before and I completely understand have a good day

[@user-xk6bw1gu8u]

I was watching for nostalgia while playing minecraft on my other monitor, not really paying attention, and then I heard the words "Michael Morbius"

[@GreenMaskJohn]

So im not the only one who watches charlie while playing minecraft

[@user-xk6bw1gu8u]

@@GreenMaskJohn Also that scam guy your name is from who I cant remember what he's called rn

[@GreenMaskJohn]

@@user-xk6bw1gu8u atomic shrimp

[@pancakeandwaffle4849]

"An internet kid taken to it's logical extreme" So suicide? Selling feet pics on Patreon? Anti-social shut in? gamerz with 10 moniters and an all RGB lit room?

[@slyseal2091]

>only RGB room lit >logical extreme of internet dweller

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

He's just a sentient G-Fuel bottle filled with geek piss.

[@ayo6836]

gamerz playing several games at a time with their hands, feet and can exploit little Loli sisters to do it too

[@GrimHijinks]

And SIX CONSOLES

[@insertgenericname5107]

Redditor

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

Naming a non-binary character “Snowflake” feels the same as naming a Japanese character “Atom Bomb.” It’s just in poor taste. Inherently offensive? No. Cringey and a bad choice? Absolutely.

[@Killer36661]

Okay, but consider this “Adam Bomb”

[@goingtoregretthis3792]

@@Killer36661 İts funny because ib my language adam means man so its literally '' man bomb'

[@archise3191]

@@Killer36661 Adam "Atom" Bomb the first ever middle eastern japanese superhero

[@gunsandroses896]

@@Killer36661 now that is a better name. A bit questionable? Absolutely. But that's a great pun. 10/10 mate.

[@thegoodoldays911]

Cmon "Hiroshiman" was RIGHT THERE.

[@redstorm2346]

They’re literally the kinds of heroes you’d see on a high school poster that some art kid made.

[@princessfetus]

Red Storm they look like anti drug super heroes

[@boomsticknation4306]

Every time I hear about these stupid characters all I can think of is whose fanfic is this?

[@Abedeuss]

You mean elementary/middle school. No high school student would think "B NEGATIVE" is cool, or the twins...

[@greghillard2515]

Princess of Trash “Not doing drugs is SUPER” 😂😂

[@isaiahmiranda7609]

This comment and these shitty fucking characters make me think of "Flowcabulary." Anyone remember that...?

[@Sudupe16]

6:40 Weird hearing Morbius casually said without it being a meme.

[@imakehorriblechoices919]

Villains can just shitpost screentime to death.

[@AshleyBeeidk]

Screentime nemisis is going to be called redditronic

[@aronnecroman]

@@AshleyBeeidk Nah, it'd be bunch of minions. They gonna cringe him to death

[@matheus56714]

Rickroll him

[@peckypork]

Screentime gets sent multiple kpop fancams at 3 in the morning😭

[@imakehorriblechoices919]

@@peckypork Mans gonna have PTSD.

[@zacharyjohnson9562]

"They created a Redditor" is the funniest thing in a while. Funny things can come out of a comic that's a joke itself.

[@silverhead4825]

Agreed

[@spyho7406]

ffs i thought you agreed with yourself for a moment

[@sentientshoebox6113]

6:35 it's morbin' time

[@beef5010]

IT WAS PLANNED OUT ALL ALONG! The prophecy was foretold, we just never listened 😭

[@Uhhok3]

The hero line up: “Google glasses” “Diversity for pr” “Hot topic” “Dora the explorer”

[@anonymousfyrefly3350]

Uhhok 3 bro 😂

[@gamesux420]

I thought diversity for pr was Droa LMAO srsly tho, a characters who only exists to be a fat woman of colour just CANT be a good character thats not how character design works. They act like for previous comics the artists sat down and said "alright, lets make another white muscular male comic book hero." NOOONE DOES THAT

[@gsc8713]

Dora the impending cardiac arrest

[@neptune9647]

Señor Siri *_Ow the Edge_* -and probably the best of the 5- Dorabetes Forced LGBT Character 1 Forced LGBT Character 2

[@pillbox2235]

Fatass dora

[@jackaloupee]

"A Meme-Obsessed super teen" so the warriors are fighting a supervillain and screentime just says "poggers" and the villain gets absolutely fucking obliterated

[@atakagavin]

jackin tackin ahahhahahahhahaha

[@meatman7471]

😂

[@TN-lw5dt]

someone: _dies_ screentime: can i get an f

[@insolt9787]

jackin tackin 😂

[@clown9508]

I can't 😂

[@EndlessMarch]

The worst part is how they introduced those twins. Why even bother mentioning their identity and sexuality right away? That makes it seem cheap and like that's the only defining feature. Build a Hero, then give them a sexuality. NOT THE OPPOSITE. We want to hear powers first, Origin story, Personality. Probably wayyyyyyy on the backburner, is their sexuality.

[@matiasarteaga4548]

Lol. This is Batman he lost both his pare- HE IS STRAIGHT nts when he was only 8...

[@Birthday888]

Right? It's so disingenuous. Like Marvel's holding a megaphone and screaming "Hey, guys! We're cool, right? Please say that we're cool?"

[@neutronboi4583]

@Drinker_Of_ Milk yeah facts like I don't give a shit about their sexuality I just wanna see them blast bitches to the next dimension

[@stefanfun]

A lot of people have mentioned this about "SJWs". They can't write good characters because they can only see people as members of a group identity. Group identity is paramount. That's why everything they create is trashy propaganda .

[@ImLacky]

I mean, fucking look at the characters design even without the text or video explanations going along with them you can tell something fucking weird is going on this isn't how you design super heroes.

[@faze_garbage6673]

2:48 charlie summarises the spy kids 3d plot

[@NikolaosKC]

This is the most "how do you do, fellow kids?" thing I've ever seen from Marvel.

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

ironically caused by the death of an old person

[@isaiahmiranda7609]

I'm sure it'll be on the subreddit in no time...

[@tehmememan8621]

Stan Lee didn’t die for this

[@NikolaosKC]

damn...

[@ahkira1041]

The boomers are dying, they need new, younger fans.

[@elweon8754]

I can't wait to see them fighting the villains - Proffesor Patriarchy - Big Bigot - Ben Shapiro - Personal Trainer And the worst of all - President Millionaire

[@AshleyBeeidk]

Probabily man bat that is litteraly just reverse batman or eraser are better villains that what this guy's are gonna fight

[@dravendraven1471]

Twitter.

[@zaqatac]

Crowder

[@batyalivni3577]

I like how it's just Ben Shapiro, no dramatic superhero name

[@pearlchinasa1770]

To be fair it would be entertaining to watch them track down and beat up Ben Shapiro