Marvel's New Warriors Looks AMAZING!

Join me as I unpack the literary phenomenon that exemplifies why the comic book industry is doing as well as it's doing - Marvel's New Warriors.

[@TheCriticalDrinker]

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[@bobbyjenkins9846]

Excuse me Look amazing 😱😵 I think it's time to take you to AA now!!!!

[@blackholegenerator6831]

I like only like punisher and deadpool from mainstream comics but really nothing else. So it'll be fine. I'll be fine. It's okay. Watch the stocks plummet and the industry burn. No problemo.

[@Throku]

A bit dissapointed in you Drinker, even Sargon managed to punch a lot harder than that and he allways pulls his punches.

[@davidkane1658]

You paid this man....surely...is it truly getting this bad?

[@StarPlatinumV]

To be honest, if this was made a parody... It would actually be quite popular. I would buy several issues, if it was satire.

[@crossbones116]

>Names a character Snowflake to stick it to the 'haters' >Gets roasted by everyone left and right anyway.

[@AmyGabrielleAmber]

>*suprised pikachu face*

[@Wukong2424]

Hahahahaha

[@metaljacket8128]

LMAO

[@kyotheman69]

seriously Marvel is run by retards, seriously not even far Left like this shit

[@theblackflame4002]

I work with one of those far left dingbats and even they said the safespace/snowflake thing is way over the top.

[@SarkkiKarkki]

And their arch nemesis, Captain Cuck who summons his wifes boyfriend to do battle for him.

[@Mythonaut]

Sarkkinator No, that’s just the writer

[@Primecat854]

Don't forget about Sergeant Simp!

[@IDPhotoMan]

OK, that was f*cking funny right there.

I think Captain Cuck is their leader

[@tomasschuman6576]

Lmfaoo

[@septicbro]

I am the guy who is always shouting "Enough with the reboots, remakes, sequels, and prequels! We need NEW ideas, NEW characters!" But then I see this and I am horrified speechless.

[@mariposa9506]

Let's just make another batman and take a nap.

[@Harrier42861]

Y'know what? I'd actually be interested in seeing a "passing of the torch", so to speak. Write a story about Captain America getting older and training his successor. And if you're so desperate for token representation, make the successor *insert target identity here*. But don't make the story about that - make it about trying to live in the shadow of a legend like Cap - trying to live up to his example and failing, but growing through failure.

[@septicbro]

@@Harrier42861 preach.

[@Mirhaz300]

@@Harrier42861 that I like it, I probably buy that if that ever exist

[@Valskyr]

@@septicbro what sort of literal abomination are you

[@the88thdarcstar]

The positive: he's creating new characters instead of appropriating old ones. The negative: literally everything else

[@CleverGirlAAH]

This is kind of the best spin you can have. Let them keep shoveling out these characters to show how bankrupt they are of ideas or character.

[@joshuaholland5279]

This is a crime against comics someone call ghost rider we need some vengeance

[@mortson978]

This is parody, and I refuse to believe otherwise. It's just too perfect.

[@myowndata]

But still they had to use an existing comic for that

[@BigPuddin]

He's not debasing pre-existing characters, and he's given everyone something to laugh at. I see this as an absolute win, and I don't even read comics.

[@subarusumeragikun]

We called him a madman, but this is what Thanos tried to save us from.

[@northerntruthseeker]

YES, When they killed Thanos, they killed the wrong guy... The real person they should have targeted is a twinkie like the freak that came up with this new crap for Marvel..

[@187onaPigeon]

It's like WW2 huh

[@jdbarr769]

@Slak Kap ENDGAME ISN'T CANON! It is a "What if!" Spoof.

[@thinkwithurdipstick]

Thanos did absolutely nothing wrong

[@niklas6047]

forsen1

[@matt-88]

Trailblazer looks like she hasn't walked any trails for at least a decade...

[@joaovitorsilvagohl682]

Its a reference to dora the explorer, but from gm

[@matt-88]

@@joaovitorsilvagohl682 pretty sure she ate Dora

[@prestongrizzard6416]

If they were going to stick with theme of “owning” derogatory internet names, Trailblazer should have been named Landwhale.

[@visionist7]

@@prestongrizzard6416 lmao!

[@Anacronian]

Snailblazer?

[@wolfganghendery8298]

The writer thought that the originals were 'too cool for him' so he consciously made characters that were uncool enough for him. Lmao.

[@robertjohnston4863]

Let's make everything shit... thanks comic book guy

[@funnyjyritsah9519]

Welcome to the 21st century

[@simos6jipros154]

@@funnyjyritsah9519 "Dont be inspired by extraordinary individuals, only want everyone else to be worse than you"

[@funnyjyritsah9519]

@@simos6jipros154 The morning prayer of (most) Twitter users

[@simos6jipros154]

@@funnyjyritsah9519 This is what happens when you never play sports. These people have no team spirit, no aspirations for greatness, no feeling of responsibility to help the younger generation. Just a bunch of selfish, narcissistic losers

[@mikemartinez9703]

My dad died almost 12 years ago, he had some of the most amazing comics, the most memorable reads, the comic book world was my dads treasure trove and he taught me how to love them as well. I couldn’t imagine describing todays comics to him, how they’ve been utterly perverted. I literally cry thinking about how comics won’t be the same ever again and it reminds me of how much I miss my dad.

[@norikofu509]

I am so sorry for your loss man

[@SleekHeroo]

Damn I'm sorry for your but Marvel probably won't ever realize that these comics are our childhood and not some political tool. This sucks honestly.

[@DiemChauTranthi-sw4oi]

My Lord...

[@notme8652]

The internet gas is Bella Delphine's evaporated Bath water

[@cameronriddle4520]

Lowkey I'd read a story about that, unironically sounds amazing

[@cheshirecat7819]

I wanna know what "Screentime" saw in his google glasses after reading this no joke.

[@dmwanderer9454]

Stolen

[@Val17282]

Bell Delphine is the internet's greatest troller of all time. She knows how to manipulate those desperate incels and perverted old men.

[@ratcheese3043]

@@Val17282 I hope the Coronavirus takes us all out

[@fre4k214]

It warms my hearth when all the internet can unite and hate something together

[@z-man1237]

It’s beautiful

[@iamtoxic4663]

Cause thats what we do best! 😁

[@iamtoxic4663]

Cause thats what we do best! 😁

[@OldFantasy]

Yeah it's amazing

[@doliver14]

Is that their supervpower? Being so unlikeable everyone comes together to hate them

[@chikengas4052]

I'd like to see a Ben Shapiro cameo as a villain or something, I think he'd fit the story quite nicely.

[@CleverGirlAAH]

Pages after page of monologuing in tiny text lol

[@xymos7807]

The most beloved villain in modern comicbook history.

[@mrgreenboy644]

@@CleverGirlAAH let's say, hypothetically, that you are the world's blandest superheroes...

[@codymadison9993]

Yeah and they could have this invisible force they fight against called facts and truth lol

[@randycheow4268]

What about Trumpinator, Alex Jones and the mysterious Hacker 4Chan?

[@peetsaman8889]

When a COMIC WRITER says a superhero is “too cool”, they’re not a comic fan

[@Shuizid]

At least this explains why he thought about making uncool characters... which he can be free to write his fanfiction about, but how the heck did a giant studio approve of this?

[@SteveCarras]

Still after three years surprised 😮 😂that it wasn’t “too CRUEL” for this soyboy!

[@hurricanefury439]

either that or they are a massive loser

[@stevedenis8292]

These comics will fly off the shelves when everyone runs out of toilet paper.

[@sterlinga8307]

@@Electro_Sabotage 1st tissue...

[@yootoob7048]

I would not wipe my ass with these comics because my cheeks deserve better.

[@Feyser1970]

with coronavirus around that will happen soon

[@I_like_cheesecake24]

GOTTEM 100

[@guysky3873]

@@yootoob7048 Agreed! My buttcheeks have standards. And adding $hit to these pages would only increase its value . . .

[@udonsei5216]

"Comics" made by people who don't understand comics, for people who don't read comics.

[@Wukong2424]

That my friend is so true...

[@889Pammov]

Nailed it 👌

[@Isnogood12]

I think the last part was what really hit the nail on the head. These are comics to people who don't read comics.

[@Raskolnikov70]

They don't care about comics, they care about fighting imaginary enemies who like comics, so therefore comics need to be "improved" with their messaging. And since that poor soy-milk-victim of a writer isn't about to actually try "punching a fascist" (or opening a pickle jar without help) this is the next best thing in his mind.

[@randomjoe3941]

@Bruce Wayne no kidding.. if I was a parent I wouldn't even let my child watch such garbage...

[@phookadude]

I had a "hero" NPC in my Champions game named Plushie Baby, she was based upon the anime magical girl trope and her powers were a backpack. It was a demonic backpack that ate souls and spat out animated plush animals with powers stolen from supers the backpack ate. So backpack of power I came up with 15 years ago lol. Plushie Baby was ostensibly a hero but you never wanted to be alone with her, especially if you had a power she wanted to collect.

[@SleekHeroo]

This is a really interesting character cuz it actually involves thinking how the story would go. Cuz if u want to progess the story with her being stronger she has to eat the enemies or heroes (idk if she's an anti-hero) which obviously invokes from mental drama. This should've been there instead of that Trailblazer shit. Edit:- You have just invoked the child writes in me and I'm going to rant a little bit, sorry in advance. I think Harley Quinn personality would perfectly suit her and her backstory could be that she was put up for adoption by her parents as she was a bit crazy and says about some voices calling out for her and during her stay at the orphanage she finds that demon backpack from somehwere and takes it, she realizes that it was the demon bag that was calling out for her as she was the first "human" who could sense it. And she could already have a few op superpowers beforhand because when she was little her town was attacked by a infamous villian group and the supes who got there defeated the villians but were very badly injured that they couldn't save Harley (that name is a placeholder) so she takes it upon herself and due to her selfish nature to survive by sacrificing other (learnt that from the abuse of her parents) and makes her backpack eat the supes and use their power to escape from the said trouble and like that she eats a few other super who were badly injured and her current plot could be her trying to connect the gap between her friends The Warriors (the good ones) and forgiving herself and overcoming her selfish desires. What do you think?

[@phookadude]

@@SleekHeroo Cool ideas. One of the things i explored a lot in the games I ran was the idea of people with powers that force them to one side or another. Plushie Baby wasn't much of a good guy as supers were easier to take than villains, she eventually got eaten by her own backpack as it swallowed itself. I had a super who was basically a walking nuclear core and he exiled himself to the Sahara so he could be a hero without hurting the innocent. Something we did that worked really well was an "amnesia" game where the group were supers and villains summoned to a fantasy world and they lost their memories. I asked the players what kind of powers they wanted and then made the characters for them, part of the game was people finding out what side they were originally on as their memories came back through dreams.

[@Cesium237]

“Snowflake” and “safe space” are sure to strike fear into the hearts of the bravest warriors

[@Schattennebel]

No villain can stand before them. Because they are rolling on the floor laughing themself unconscious.

[@StopWhiningManguideCultists]

These are by the way slurs said to Twitter users. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@spongeintheshoe]

Presumably, they intended to turn those words into names that would do so.

[@SleekHeroo]

​@@Schattennebelthe power even Thanos was too scared to obtain

[@Moodymongul]

Snowflake's weakness: Logic SafeSpace's weakness: Facts Screentime's weakness: Reality B Negative's weakness: Socialising Trailblazer's weakness: Cardio and Cake

[@raulpastortrigo1583]

Trailblazer's weakness: just a mirror

[@D3K018]

Trailblazer's weakness: Stairways... 🤣🤣🤣

[@khahinmetameta7826]

All meet darkseid and are erased.

[@madness1261]

ben shapiro new super villain confirmed xD

[@NexusProductions-rz1sv]

Figured Screentime's weakness would be internet liquid or internet solid.

[@cako666]

Hey Marvel, being a minority is not a personality trait lol.

[@patrioticcat5768]

Carlos Acevedo nor is sucking dick (gay) yet theyll create a character that sucks dick and uses some power taken from already established characters.

[@cako666]

@@patrioticcat5768 uhm, sure? I get your point but, kind of a weird way to put it lol.

[@jennytulls6369]

Name: Snowflake Personality: Gay

[@codybarrett4672]

@Sandy V. I think his point is that your sexual orientation is also not a personality trait. If your orientation is the most interesting thing about you, then you're too boring to hold a 5-minute conversation with, let alone star in your own comic book. Nothing wrong with being gay or whatever, but it shouldn't be the defining trait of a character, either. I'm sure there are plenty of gay folks out there who are wildly interesting people, and their homosexuality is just a footnote.

[@alexanders2669]

Cody Barrett That’s the point most writers don’t understand when they try to create gay characters. They make “gay” their entire personality, when it shouldn’t be. That should be in the trivia section of their wikia page, not the fucking personality and appearance section like so many of those shitty writers start putting it.

[@garysuarez9614]

In retrospect, any one of these paragons of androgyny could have taken on Thanos all by themselves. And that's a fact. Didn't say they'd win, but they certainly could take him on.

[@mrgreenboy644]

I feel like they'd be too weak of character to even consider fighting him

[@lowkeyarki7091]

@@mrgreenboy644 they'll try to cancel him on twitter at most.

[@Lilith_Harbinger]

A: "I could take Thanos on!" B: "In a fight?" A: "..." B: "You mean in a fight, right?"

[@JadeEyes1]

I've seen some amazing redesigns of Safespace and Snowflake. One of which renamed them "Haven" and "Hail".

[@CallMeBrunner]

Mans literally called “safespace”. LMAOO Stan Lee is turning in his grave

[@tylerhoop5312]

You could power a city with how fast he’s spinning

[@driddick7361]

@@tylerhoop5312 A city on the moon. Shit, I'm surprised he's not doing the Coffin dance with all that god like energy.

[@ulriktrillana9521]

Sometimes I forget that he's really gone.

[@zulmbadeity2462]

This shit is atrocious

[@kirb3963]

Yowatsapp 05 Nah man he spinning like a god damn beyblade 💀

[@ronanelliott9709]

This guy looks like he googled “Diversity” five minutes before coming up with the characters

[@zipper978]

Are you kidding he lives and breathes this sjw bullshit.

[@madensmith7014]

Ngl if the editors wanted to force up some diversity bs from me I'd halfass it and come up with the same ideas. I doubt that's the case here tho

[@candlemelt]

💀💀💀

[@creamycream7081]

@Liza Johnson lol just go outside your box and you can see the thousands of sjws ripping the fuck out of this. instead of being mouthfed all your opinions actually try to make your own for a change.

[@creamycream7081]

@Liza Johnson I'm quite sure no one asked for an lgbt character to be named "snowflake"lol. based on the names and powers of all five of theseheroes you'd actually think that it was made to make fun of sjws if it weren't for this being an official announcment.

[@steelmouth83]

. . . its been 3 years now, so how are our New Warriors doing? I am shocked I haven't heard the good news about them breaking sales records

[@doublebrewski1855]

You just know that Trailblazer would have preferred being given an enchanted refrigerator of divine origin, rather than a backpack.

[@kaloyanmanchev6613]

Trailblazes straight to the kitchen.

[@Longshanks1690]

I don't even think his wife's boyfriend would like these New Warriors, tbh.

[@chucksenhowzen9740]

King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England May the Drinker ❤️ this comment cheers 🍻

[@toddtangen6750]

[@pyrenviii3053]

of course not, the boyfriends not the mega cuck here

[@MasterMalrubius]

Are you saying his alter ego is Captian Cuck?

[@TomaszOdkrywca]

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A USERNAME. HOLY FUCK

[@Missjunebugfreak]

Every day I'm more convinced that Thanos was really the hero.

[@kostam.1113]

Corona is not lethal enough

[@yomomma2054]

Galacticus: Herald, scratch Earth off my list

[@jameslove-vani797]

@@yomomma2054 "No, I shan't been dining there. Gone bad, I'm afraid"

[@nikkicopper1293]

He actually was.

[@royburston8120]

And ra's was the hero of the batman movie

[@60sspider-man29]

I've never read warriors so this is my first time hearing "night thrasher" and by golly that has to be the coolest looking dude ever. I'm now going down a night thrasher rabbit hole.

[@John-doe955]

I think the New Warriors would be fantastic at defeating villains. They’d be too busy laughing at them to fight back.

[@lowkeyarki7091]

Imagine having a bunch of heroes that you can deal with just by calling them names and making fun of their physical appearance.

[@Spingerex]

Though Screentime looks like a green Cyclops,his design is one of the better ones out of all of them.

[@lowkeyarki7091]

@@Spingerex not really a tall hurdle, but isn't his design redundant to his powers? His brain is connected to the internet. Why did they design him like his in the front lines.

[@user-BadUsername]

They’re head explode while trying to block out the insults XD

[@Spingerex]

@@lowkeyarki7091 No idea lol

[@Kalani_Saiko]

@@lowkeyarki7091 *Your computer has caught a virus* BAM he's dead

[@johnsmith4811]

And their Kryptonite will be Personal Responsibility.

[@RedRaikou]

Uncle Ben: "With great power comes great responsibility" (Heroes melt hearing his words) Uncle Ben: wut???

[@vinslungur]

HAHAHa

[@davidevans916]

Amazing 😂

[@andregon4366]

Nah, common sense should be enough.

[@bjcoleman2256]

😂😂😂

[@JongYi]

This entire "New Warriors" universe feels like one big parody, and I'm pretty sure that's how history will remember it.

[@Elross_]

If humanity remembers them at all🤣

[@kellik5453]

This showed up in my feed, so I thought I'd watch it again for a big laugh!

[@sergeantmituna6260]

The fact that they hired someone who admits they were "intimidated" by the original Warriors, should tell you how incompetent Marvel is at hiring people.

[@Vesuya]

Who admits "he was," - let's drop the unnecessary third person.

[@dariusgreysun]

@@Vesuya The male pronoun is unnecessary for that "person" lol

[@scottcantdance804]

This is taken from an interview he did in 2017, after releasing a propaganda book for children showing Santa Claus gāy married to a black man. Daniel Kibblesmith: “There's a neo-Nàzi site that really latched on to how I'm a lapsed Jéwïsh person who is releasing degénerãtive filth. But while attacking me for räce mixing, they also shared the CUTEST picture from the book, which of Santa and his husband smooching under a mistletoe. So, I don't think there's any genuine way to reach out to someone who doesn't see that picture as anything but incredibly endearing." You know what they say, stereotypes are valid first order approximations.

[@foureveralone]

The HR department is run by women what do you expect.

[@Vesuya]

@@dariusgreysun I get it, but we don't need to change our language to accommodate the creator of "Safespace."

[@saifulissam636]

Deadpool would love to recruit them and let them die on their first mission or before that

[@myndlink]

Or just use them for target practice.

[@chriswentz5197]

I would love Carnage coming back just to slaughter them,Boi i would love that

[@rogerrodriguessilveira8162]

Dude, Deadpool is as gay as them.

[@GimmehLewt]

Throwing in Deadpool would totally save this!

[@sboloshis1188]

Perfect.

[@kevinkorenke3569]

I just had an amazing thought, in 10 or 15 years Disney will have stripped all of the good character concepts out of the Marvel library, these guys will be phase 6 primarily because there's nothing left to try and milk money out of.

[@defiction0001]

I love how he doesn't even get to the vampire

[@MrSamoMD]

Each team member will be paired with their own nemesis: - Safespace and Snowflake vs XX-Girl and XY-boy - Screentime vs Mr. RealLifeOutside - B-negative vs Edward Cullen - Trailbazer vs The Nutritionist

[@joaop4585]

Wait, than Ben Shapiro will be the mainly villain? I thought that he would be the general villain... but okay, i just wish that Orange Man Bad shows in season 2

[@TheTurinturumbar]

Dora's.. I mean Trailblazer's nemesis has always been Swiper, but I guess she's eaten him since otherwise he would have stolen all the cake she used to get that massive.

[@yahyazouine8982]

@@TheTurinturumbar fuck offf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PCPrincipalsHusband]

The Nutritionist is literally just her doctor. No powers, just a normal guy.

[@foxco83]

@@TheTurinturumbar bruh

[@yung_wise5861]

You cant have characters like this exist in the same universe as people like Deadpool and Carnage

[@An_Entire_Lime]

I only except their existance if their first apearence is them being torn apart by deadpool and carnage

[@duckyjoel5373]

Deadpool recruits them and they all die in a plane crash I would pay for that

[@homeslice2825]

@@duckyjoel5373 same I would absolutely love to see that

[@TJ52359]

@@duckyjoel5373 this team just Talking to Deadpool for 5 minutes to apply for such a Mission would leave them too emotionally Broken to function...and they'd be two fisting prozac

[@The_Chef2511]

Or more amusingly you can imagine these fuckwits showing up in a Marvel vs. Capcom game and picture Trailblazer picking a fight with Alcina Dimitrescu. Or maybe seeing how well the "Internet Gas" does when Screentime pisses off Nemesis.

[@SkaterBlades]

Shoe0nHead got these characters just right. "What're they going to do against a guy with a gun? Dead. Dead. Dead. Oh you didn't google fast enough, dead"

[@mattbodee6326]

"I was intimidated cause the drawing had a blade on his wrist" Imagine how he feels about assassins creed lol

[@WadeMFilms]

You forgot their other nefarious villain: Reality

[@greenergrass4060]

Ha, yeah that Southpark villain dude

[@zaelgarviel9766]

Avenger threat level

[@thomasb6283]

Lol good one

[@thebramblings6083]

Holy shit that’s funny XD

[@-_-brutus-_-]

All jokes aside, reality is and forever will be the greatest foe we will ever face. Something tells me Mr Kibblesmith will meet with it once the numbers come in.

[@hannahstarinieri1351]

The more “diverse” that they make each character, the more offensive they seem.

[@thepax6390]

Like a caricature from Drawn Together 😂

[@hookyhook6006]

As Shoeonhead said: “it’s like if they made a black character and called it n-word.”

[@sobennison7344]

What's worse is it's a cis person who decided to make this.

[@samuricexful]

I know right? Why does the Asian have to be the nerd, the blacks are sporty looking, and the Native American is overweight. In an effort to show how not racist they are they exposed their racism.

[@LordMarshalGremlin]

Well that's gonna lose Marvel a bunch of money.

[@trevorpierce9341]

3 years later and the line “Now that shocks me to my core, Daniel!” Still pops in my head and cracks me up sometimes.

[@TheFlash-wq3cn]

And that is why I have switched to watching anime and reading manga. They have just been waaaay better in the recent yrs. As you could probably see from my pfp, I was a huge comic fan, but no one can deny the impact of anime and manga industry nowadays. In 2020, Demon Slayer, just one manga out of thousands, alone sold more copies than the entirety of comic industry. Also One Piece has surpassed Spiderman and Batman in lifetime sales and is slated to surpass Superman by next yr to become the highest selling comic book in history across the world.

[@matsug5704]

He was intimidated BY DRAWINGS ON A PAPER I almost knockmyself out by headslaping so hard.

[@dwight9649]

uwu these pieces of paper are so intimidating

[@williamjpellas0314]

Ummm. He was intimidated by a drawing on a piece of paper. After which he obviously resumed his steady diet of soy and tofu.

[@thenarrator4800]

@Mario G you mean facepalming

[@openthinker6562]

I'm more shocked that he was intimidated by these superheroes. I was intimidated by monsters in horror comics, or mad criminals in crime comics. I was not intimidated by the heroes. The whole point is that they're supposed to be people who are looked up to! They aren't supposed to be intimidating, you're supposed to run to them for help!

[@sumjester]

Not taking their side or anything but art really do be like that sometimes. Be it sound or visual, leaving an impact on the viewer just by looking/listening at it is important to have your audience feel something you want to convey and keep them invested. Thouughh yeah this guy is big weak poopoo head

[@WickedParanoid]

How to beat Trailblazer: 1) Steal her backpack while she sleeps; 2) Strangle her; 3) Done. (Optional) Or you can wake her up after the act and watch her try to catch up to you for your own amusement.

[@An_Entire_Lime]

Marvel, I get that you're trying to act cool with your forced diversity but there is a limit to what makes and doesnt make good hero dizign and you just nailed the doesnt part

[@stoneydixon4249]

"Swiper no swiping!"

[@gaylegalloway7102]

Make her do a mild run...

[@arthurswanson1755]

That is a very evil yet brilliant idea

[@gabrielbehrendsen6155]

Or steal her chips and donuts.

[@mousemetal1679]

I´m still disappointed it wasn´t finished and there´s not a movie version. It had the potential to be the most hillarious stuff ever.

[@AndersonClips]

i just found your channel and when is saw you had a video on the warriors i started laughing with excitement.

[@Orcen222]

The Day that Marvel Comics Died. "My favourite super heroes are Snowflake and Safespace" --- Said no kid ever...

[@karlepaul6632]

👍🏻👍🏻screenrant.com/marvel-snowflake-non-binary-comic/

[@TyrDrum]

Hand me that Jack Daniel's, I'll need a few hours alone.

[@futureflash6331]

Their sjw parents said it for them, I can't tell which is the female, and why do they look like they're about to screw each other wouldn't surprise me if they are that for even more diversity

[@ryanbarker5217]

oh, i don't think cancelling it after six issues is going to be the final nail in the coffin. might be close, though....

[@saintniccage2818]

Its crazy how many of these hardcore anti s.j.w. accounts are full of Japanese cartoons and navy seal stuff......

[@Longshanks1690]

Why do they hate making money so much?

[@CRAZYMUGMAN]

it is not that they hate making money they just want to go bankrupt so badly

[@vlad4o813]

Because it's not about money. It's about spreading their ideology.

[@jacquelineess1141]

They have enough already. Now it's time for pushing agendas.

[@jimjam2282]

"It's not about the money... it's about... sending a message"

[@lucianospectre]

There is always someone to consume that, specially leftists SWJs. See Batwoman? How the fuck that still earning a 2nd season? But i hope that eventualy will fail because the majority of public is starting to realize this "multi-diverse agenda" on everything

[@pac1fic055]

It’s been a year now. I can only imagine the massive success this franchise has already achieved.

[@EmperorKarino]

i know you said it as a joke, but Tanya Triggered actually sounds like it could be a fun/cool villian name.

[@dzizitv3228]

When the writer said Safespace and Snowflake's name, it sounded like a part of his brain was trying to protest but was immediately cancelled.

[@SkyNinja759]

His sense of sanity and common sense was trying to flood away the brain washing for a moment. Before being swept away into the back of his mind again.

[@OK-yy6qz]

Internet Gas was also Part of the Same Failed protest

[@dzizitv3228]

@@OK-yy6qz 😂😂😂

[@corahtheskeleton8062]

Those aren't such bad names, the problem is the design, the art is good but by looking at them, you don't know what their powers are, all you can do is imagine the jokes made from those names

[@fobbitoperator3620]

It almost seems like an Onion skit...

[@Cracklin]

Imagine Shazam - a young boy inspired to be a hero, heroically transforming into an overweight teen girl with a magic backpack... oh wait no. He transformed in a muscular man with Superman-type powers-- because that's what kids would actually like to be.

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

Lots of kids these days want to be drag queens instead of heroes.

[@calvinhuddleston576]

Sounds like messed up Dora the explorer

[@JB-1138]

I want to know what this magic backpack actually does for her? Does it make her faster, stronger or what exactly?

[@jovenc4508]

@@JB-1138 Supposedly she can pull anything out of it, but it's random. That's it.

[@bryanneideffer3969]

Come now the SJW's and Woke Empire have poisoned and brainwashed much of this generation not all but many sadly you'd probably be spat at and booed and heckled for such truth!

[@lillydee5978]

Your entire monologue has me rolling!

[@SirBasterd]

An old magic item in the shape of a modern backpack 😂

[@JohnnyYork]

“An Internet kid” + “Internet gas” - this is a writer at MARVEL.

[@lesedi428]

The writing is so bad that I'm cringing for these writers. My brain can't process the fact that they're going to make comics about this

[@JambeeAnimates]

The descriptions make them sound like half-assed OCs from DeviantArt. A literal child who knows nothing about writing could've done a better job describing these characters.

[@crunchy1547]

He’s a meme obsessed super teen who was exposed to his grandfather’s experimental internet gas at an early age

[@wolfscar5557]

Ok...but wtf is internet gas?! That’s all I really wanna know.

[@saladman4748]

The funny part is that his powers are useless because you can just use Google.

[@jcheck1107]

“Internets logicical conclusion” “internet gas” my god I’m not drunk enough for this

[@An_Entire_Lime]

you'll need at least 3 tanks of pure distiled internet gás to enjoy these comics

[@lowkeyarki7091]

By the time you're drunk enough to enjoy it, you'd be in the hospital.

[@pittland44]

I know exactly how you feel. I started watching this movie and then realized I was all out of beer. I've been crying since.

[@mikitz]

I wish I was their archenemy solely for the purpose of killing them all in a single 'fight'. This kind of people who sincerely have no ascendance in them will definitely be the last ones I would sorely miss, and, unfortunately, there are plenty.

[@abdullahwira9773]

you need to get high... not drunk

[@handleonafridge6828]

How to beat trailblazer: walk at a brisk pace

[@zigzag8949]

Can't wait for vol.2 with its awesome new heroes. Overbite Monobrow, Festively Plumpgirl, The Stutterer, Stinkminge and Colourblind the Albino.

[@russiandeadpool298]

"Those comics we too cool for me" That explains a lot of things actually

[@conservitarian1737]

Who even thinks that kind of sh*t? I understand not being interested in something like superhero comics (I personally am not really into them), but thinking an object like superhero comics are too "cool" for you? Yeah, you got some issues

[@karystmania5509]

Conservitarian 17 what does ‘too cool for me’ even mean?

[@conservitarian1737]

@@karystmania5509 i have no fucking clue, I guess what it sounds like? IDK, the dude is obviously has some wierd things going on upstairs

[@visionist7]

@@conservitarian1737 and downstairs I expect

[@conservitarian1737]

@@visionist7 haha, probably

[@freebird7797]

"They" had to wait for Stan Lee to pass on before rolling this crap out.

[@javonwitherspoon1644]

freebird77 it honestly feels too convenient.

[@heyheyhey0220]

Why would Stan have a problem with this?

[@heyheyhey0220]

@Atomic - why

[@grizzlyowlbear3538]

@@heyheyhey0220 Because it is presenting concepts that are either completely ridiculous or obvious pandering to certain groups that do not actually conform Marvel's target audience

[@heyheyhey0220]

@@grizzlyowlbear3538 you think marvel wants to exclude people from its audience? That's ridiculous. A safe space is not ridiculous. It's important for minorities to have a place to discuss safely their full complex experience without ridicule or being outed.

[@TribuneAquila]

I think a look at gen z superheroes would be interesting, as I fell existentialism is a major theme of that generation. So an exploration of forced positions of leadership on a group which tends towards apathy might be interesting. But yeah the current direction they’re going is from an out of touch millennials view of what a gen z person is, so it looks more like the aesthetic of gen z without the underlying themes (irony, apathy, distrust, etc.) and instead it seems that these characters are exclusively woke without any of the existential dread.

[@brandonburnham7831]

They never really touch on the underlying causes of anything, mainly lack of resources and hopelessness. It’s one thing to have a philosophical question of whether to put on Superman’s cape but it’s entirely different if you have to choose between saving the old lady’s purse or keeping your job and your home because your job doesn’t care you’re Clark Kent. Apathy seems a pretty mild symptom of a community that forgot about people. What would compel the disenfranchised to fight for the cornerstone of the institution that’s failed them?

[@hoobadoobamaster8551]

If I'm being honest it's not even a out dated view just a few months ago people were literally arguing for it to be factual to make your own gender

[@stevekathman1291]

Before my grandfather died 14 years ago he left me a mystical Oculus Rift-S of ancient and divine origin... so that character really speaks to me and my experience.

[@MarkyDSahdd]

"...exposed to his grandfather's internet gas." "Hey, kid! Pull my finger!"

[@santicheeks1106]

What the frick even is internet gas

[@dylan8443]

It's actually real.

[@jakeknight1995]

@@santicheeks1106 They smoking it. We don't know what it is or what it does but I know the writers a smoking it.

[@dominikocaginavanua4787]

Let's be honest..internet gas was just his grandpa's code name for chloroform.........

[@PhoenixEnforcer101]

Bruh 😂

[@morphinmartian6266]

I guess the creator confused "New Warriors" with "Social Justice Warriors"

[@Mecanotech]

@Untitled 1 where have you been all this years, a beer has always being what manly intelligent commentors deserved

[@ItsTheLegendOfZelda]

I can’t believe you forgot to mention the guy who was bitten by Dr Micheal Morbius

[@TheMightyT1]

Ignoring the rest of them, Screentime could actually be a really good anti-hero or villain, assuming you changed his backstory. The kid was obsessed with technology and ended developing tech which could really mess with our modern and electronic lives. Being young (under 25), he has yet to fully realize the potential effects of his actions, and with the ability to wipe bank accounts, mess with social media, and disrupt national security, he goes on a rampage, either to realize the hard way the error of his ways and do his best to hunt cyber criminals, or he doesn't learn at all and develops an extreme hatred for anyone using modern technology, constantly harassing them hiding behind multiple aliases.

[@thesneakymemedealer5071]

i can't wait for the new villains: Dr incel alpha male the triggerer orange man cis straight white male the wall and common sense

[@whirlygig9748]

You forgot Terf, and her superpower, aggressive scents.

[@thesneakymemedealer5071]

@@whirlygig9748 lets not forget simpman the financial support of the new warriors

[@thesneakymemedealer5071]

@MorseCode MorseCode and the master mind the red piller who spouts *hate facts*

[@c0baltblue]

And the final boss Master Cuck

[@spencerfrankclayton4348]

*Mr. Masculinity,* who eats meat every day

[@chasem9366]

Overweight Dora, a redditer, SJW’s, and a goth weeb.

[@SuperAleMan1]

I'm pretty sure he gets his info from the blue ✔ from twitter

[@Ommelanden]

What an intimidating line-up of incompetent good-for-nothing types of people

[@heyheyhey0220]

You don't like SJW but you like marvel? Have you... actually consumed any marvel media? Marvel has always been SJW

[@ratcheese3043]

I thought the same thing about the overweight Dora!!

[@burningmagyk4986]

A goth weeb doesn't sound that bad at least

[@tristandaries1129]

Ah yes, a guy afraid of superheroes, the perfect guy to write out superhero story

[@billie0429]

“I remember seeing them on a shelf and remember how cool they were” So now Im going to changed them

[@toweypat]

So Marvel hired someone to design a new line of characters...who thought existing characters are too cool?!?

[@waltercomunello121]

Yup. Too intimidating, so let's tone them down and make them inoffensive. That's the exact opposite of a hero.

[@ryanbarker5217]

marvel hired this guy who also wrote 'santa's husband.' no joke, go check that masterfully written tome for the ages out.

[@bendover460]

He was likely just hired because of nepotism. He's part of the tribe.

[@IRISHSALTMINER61]

Walter Comunello I find the new ones “grossly offensive,” can I kill “safe space & snowflake” now....??

[@bendover460]

@@yalbad5160 simply honesty

[@xyx2188]

Iron man: built a suit to escape a cave Thor: re-earned his hammer Captain America: became a symbol of hope and still is Screen time: iNeRnEt GaS

[@joshuaspriggs9195]

Screen time sounds like he has low-key worst origin story of all time in all of fiction

[@PatrickMenesesYTOfficial4945]

Hulk rip off LMAO.

[@Kalani_Saiko]

@@joshuaspriggs9195 ikr and he's the only one with a decent design lmao

[@davethebss]

@@Kalani_Saiko Honestly the look of the character is a bit okay but goddamn the internet gas part really shows that they got no ideas for a backstory except for just adding a sexuality

[@Kalani_Saiko]

@@davethebss exactly

[@andrewonce6772]

Plot twist: Marvel made these characters so that Deadpool can joke about it.

[@louisaquino7565]

I bet the final boss of the comic is named "Karen"

[@henrykkeszenowicz4664]

Looks like Marvel died with Stan Lee. RIP.

[@trystenlyth1139]

That seems like the unfortunate case. Dosen`t it? I just wonder now what Stan Lee is reacting to all this from the afterlife...

[@tacticalassaultpossum8776]

I wonder what jack kirby thinks of all this (the real creative genius behind most of marvel's greatest creations) respect to stan lee genius buisness man, and great at marketing, but kirby was a creator

[@nosauce338]

Thus repeating the history, another empire has gone towards the path of its own destruction

[@austinreed7343]

@Barret Scholl Before then, even. Remember “One Morw Day”? “The Clone Saga”?

[@froshtea]

@Barret Scholl not sure what you mean sir, cuz billion dollar box office and toy sales says opposite of what you mean. But if you meant the comic book side of things then yes. It seriously declined after CW2

[@RinsedCheeks]

The author also wrote the book titled "Santa's Husband" which is literally about a black Santa who's husband is white Santa. Let that sink in...

[@creigcoogan5363]

Is that true?

[@solid_snake_fan2552]

Just looked it up, its true Explains a lot.

[@RinsedCheeks]

The worst part about it is that it's a KIDS book...

[@creigcoogan5363]

commander rex25 - So this is not just trolling SJWs?? There really is no irony here? Are they effing kidding me? Mind. Exploded. Toxic levels of excess soy consumption

[@creigcoogan5363]

commander rex25 - Literally cannot wait for South Park to take this on

[@aristosachaion_]

I don't know how you managed to keep a straight face or even finish this tirade, but hats off to you sir. I couldn't even look at these characters for a few seconds before cringing inside out

[@ferghalmolloy8450]

You truly are a new breed of sarcastic efficiency 😅👏

[@ScaryBaldMan]

Sounds like Marvel hired someone who clearly needed an outlet for his many, MANY, personal issues...

[@GibDozer1]

What it's not normal to be intimidated by D-list superheroes? He probably couldnt look at a Wolverine panel in X-men without bursting into tears!

[@robertdubois3448]

Oddly enough the writer has actually done two decent comic runs before getting this dumped on him.

[@GibDozer1]

@@robertdubois3448 I don't think this got dumped on him. It sounds more like his passion project. Still I'll inquire to what story lines are you referring? I'm only familiar with him as the Santas Husband author.

[@ELbabotas1]

Deadpool Black Panther

[@theawesonenintendofan3623]

Hes the guy who made santas husband I cannot make this up

[@chicolopes6226]

It is just incredible how marvel managed to insult literally everyone with this. It doesn't matter which side your on. It just looks insulting on every level

[@rafisqiadhaputra6136]

Nah sjw actually loves it

[@chicolopes6226]

@@rafisqiadhaputra6136 I saw some people saying it's kinda offensive. And I have to agree with them on that one. I mean, I'm totally into representation. But that's full on ridiculous

[@rafisqiadhaputra6136]

@@chicolopes6226 im with you man.maybe this comic will become such a martyr for some conspiracy to expose the sjw.to makes them realise how ridiculous they are with their forced diversity

[@chicolopes6226]

@@rafisqiadhaputra6136 nah man I don't think you got me. Even some of the sjw hated it. Seems like it's to forced even for them

[@rafisqiadhaputra6136]

@@chicolopes6226 nah man.i changed my mind.i think they intentionally make this to piss off the sjw

[@cheradenine1980]

One of the most delightfully sarcastic videos you’ve ever made. Nailed it.

[@Nemo-kk7qg]

I can't wait to find out if Carnage will be able to continue carnaging after he's been canceled?! 😮

[@tur1823]

I'm still waiting for someone to admit that this is a joke.

[@ijustpulledthetrigger5482]

I'm waiting with you bro

[@noahanders7605]

Same

[@peterhoffmann2231]

someone got paid to do this...

[@atomsmasher703]

Not gonna happen, lol.

[@finnheisenheim8274]

Out of season april fools joke

[@Kobi___]

These marvel creators must be high off that INTERNET GAS

[@allmycircuits8850]

They have series of tubes to transmit this gas to their homes.

[@sneeringimperialist6667]

It smells like gas , in any event...

[@SergeiBash]

I wonder if screentime is jewish.

[@mateusegura123]

@@SergeiBash lol xD

[@lukewood2662]

The creator was high, for sure. He inhaled so much of that thing that he's THAT skinny, bald and dumb. Wait

[@johnixburriis]

Alternative title: “5 And a Half Minutes of Pure Scotch-Fueled Sarcasm”

[@Outlaw33411]

I think the backpack could be cool lol only if you have super b or c level powers so it push it towards A character . Like the bag has infinite space and could give you things plus mimir personality. But idk if that’s how they did it or not?

[@sirstone4545]

What's their secret lair going to be called? The Echo Chamber?

[@MoyosoreOgunbiyi]

😂😂😂😂👍 What we have here folks is a perfect soy latte storm in a teacup. This soyry just literally writes itself or better yet the sane audience is already doing it for...him. 😂😂

[@MoyosoreOgunbiyi]

@camaro rider 😁😂 That we can all rib this idea 6 ways from Sunday should tell Kibblesmith of the Tumblrs how much we are intimidated by his lack of imagination.

[@markwitten687]

OMG that's funny...😃😄

[@brucechamberlin2545]

Brilliant It literally should be called that

[@brucechamberlin2545]

@camaro rider hahahaha

[@batman6855]

I have no powers and I’d beat them all on their best day easily, without a shred of prep time on my worst day.

[@Banoffee_Animations-Portfolios]

Because you're Batman

[@peoplelegend8476]

@@Banoffee_Animations-Portfolios I'm a normal ass human being and I feel like I could stand toe to toe with these pricks!

[@squilliam5916]

@Dragongamer 7 you don't need to fist fight trailblazer, you just gotta outrun her 5 seconds, then she'll pass out

[@Kalani_Saiko]

@@squilliam5916 Outrun her and steal her backpack

[@simplyz3964]

It just so happens that most hero characters who don't even have powers can do that lmao Istg any one of the Robins could whoop these dudes.

[@sylance777]

LOL, never heard of this so I wanted to see how many issues ran before it was canceled. Wikipedia states, "As of 2023 no New Warriors comics have been released and the title has been removed from ComiXology with both Marvel and its creators refusing to comment on the future or cancellation of the comic"

[@likeandsharedeeznutsbruh2845]

Came here to see if anyone had given an update on this comic, glad to know it's dead lol it's literally just beyond sad at this point, we really do live in a clown world, I feel like the smarter people in the world are the ones that didn't go to a college or university, because all the people that did end up like the guy that made those characters.

[@GM-by7tc]

When I saw "Snowflake and Safespace" I thought you had placed those names there in editing and I laughed my ass off at the joke. Only seconds later it is revealed it WASNT A JOKE lolololololololol

[@SliderFury1]

"Snowflake and Safespace" This guy is trolling. He has to be. Guys, tell me this is just a master-level trollfest…

[@thephoenixhasflown]

Um, it's a master-level trollfest? :-)

[@Dreelman]

Take a look at his face. Do you see that underdeveloped, slimy, Gollum-like individual? Do you think that creature is capable of trolling?

[@derekbrown6161]

15 years ago I would have believed it, but this ain't great lakes avengers. There is no way current year marvel would allow a protected class to be mocked/stirized in any way.

[@Noplayster13]

RaceRed5.0Stang I still think this guy might be going for the long Con. Him and AOC must be deep cover agents for the Republican Party. It’s physically impossible to lack that much self awareness.

[@SliderFury1]

@@Noplayster13 my faith in humanity currently rests upon this concept.

[@ZombiAstral]

The arch villains are actually a pair of siblings. Facts & Reality.

[@guntherdoesaliltrolling5757]

Bruh this is some next level quality humor 😆 👍

[@Kalgert]

And those two keep a healthy distance from one another and not look like they are inches away from having a shag.

[@alidaraie]

Facts is a short fast talking guy whose wife is a doctor, Reality is a tall lean and mean looking evil mastermind whose alter-ego is a university professor

[@Ascendant1]

I’m impressed that they got Tobias from Arrested Development to start writing comics.

[@samhainnc9416]

They never released a single issue after the backlash and negative internet press it got. Kind of ironic they were defeated by the the thing they were named after.

[@Humans_Eh]

My Grandfather was a Kibblesmith. Used to hear him hammering away in his forge making pet food late into the night.

[@RichardVSmall]

Underrated af

[@dietdragon6367]

that is funny !

[@NicholasJScott]

2:28 "grew up in foster care" then "inherited a magic backpack from her..GRANDFATHER!" hmm one of those doesn't match up

[@NexusProductions-rz1sv]

It's like they were almost trying to be realistic in how native american kids nowadays struggle, AND they were trying to be racist at the same time.

[@yahyazouine8982]

Yeah wtf

[@user-qj9zt8st9l]

GRANDFATHER makes since, the comment would work if it was mom or dad

[@benwilliams3539]

@@user-qj9zt8st9l not really, growing up in foster care doesn't mean any relatives are dead, that's an orphan.

[@ChickenTendere]

@@benwilliams3539 Right. Some times kids in foster care have contact with their parents/relatives they just don't live with them

[@mr.cobalt1668]

Whoever came up with Screentime needs to be flogged with one of those all-in-one USB adapter cables. This isn't the Silver Age anymore; comic readers actually understand technology now.