Return of Soviet-Union | Soviet march 2019

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[@RoshanSingh-rz8yu]

K6❓Europe uniYen👣👣🔱👣👁

[@dietserijck8911]

So true

[@PoojaSingh-oy8cz]

Fr

[@julienhamidovic4738]

USA and Europe is bull shit

[@helpfulbits8799]

weird opinion, but I agree with you nevertheless.

[@TfwAgostin0123]

Agreed

[@azharkuzairy]

Soviet Union: Good night everyone. See you tomorrow... Last online 30 years ago.

[@sovietrussia479]

HELLO

[@riceymartin2203]

Could have added "Merry Christmas to you."

[@spacebaster]

Хочешь увидеть алый рассвет, просто посмотри в сторону Вашингтона. Jeep cool & be Happy! 😎😎😎

[@anindyaroythetechmaster]

This brings tear to my eyes

[@lewisa961]

@@anindyaroythetechmaster same

[@JJ-ct7iy]

I played this when my mobile was at 8% battery... now its 80% and is moving towards berlin.

[@mengqiong4134]

Hol’ up

[@ronaldomessi1624]

so your phone 100 percent is Berlin?

[@whitezombie10]

@@ronaldomessi1624 yes

[@mohammedali8489]

Yra yra from yemen 🇾🇪

[@JonyMSalomon]

Dabai!

[@alexshlag2723]

Girls at a party: "Ughh, she's wearing the same outfit as me." Boys:

[@nenggo2540]

Are you sure about that, my boy.

[@estatico1655]

@The WarriorEnzoS ._ . X d

[@warcriminal121]

Yes I like this comment no gulag for you comrade

[@semprequevoceleroscomentar2273]

:/

[@semprequevoceleroscomentar2273]

@@warcriminal121 :O

[@GagariinYang]

Americans don't understand, for us Russians, our nostalgia is linked to Soviet culture and not to communism. It was in the Soviet era that we were Olympic heroes, went to space and created electronic games.

[@crimewaveusa300]

Regardless Russian culture is very beautiful you have Alot to be proud of.

[@GagariinYang]

​@@crimewaveusa300Yes, I am very proud. I don't want the return of the USSR, I live and was happy in the Soviet era, but I'm not very nostalgic!

[@willyeckerslike9437]

I will not let current world politics get in the way of my admiration for Russian achievements. I do not like what is happening elsewhere, but will always admire Russian culture and language. From Britain.

[@GagariinYang]

​@@willyeckerslike9437I think the same way as you! I also never let myself be carried away by political alliances. I want to take this opportunity to answer a question that only a British person could clarify. We in Russia watched the series The Crow. It was a success. Can you tell me if it was well produced based on true facts? Did you feel that the series was fair with the images of the ministers, such as; Churchill, Tatchet and Tony Blair? I have this doubt, because the glorification of Boris Yeltsin's image was not well received by us! 🇷🇺🇬🇧

[@intel2133]

In Modern Era, such integration would benefit everyone, imagine a USRA (Socialist Republics of Asia) alongside China and Mongolia, would be the greatest nation on Earth.

[@Croissant69_]

Italy: The dolphins came back!!! Meanwhile in Russia:

[@nazimattar7983]

The reds came back!!!

[@Rainaman-]

Commies came back!

[@user-kz8li3bq7v]

The Soviet Union came back!

[@ilovemyfamily-hoe]

Lol I like this

[@huiba1]

Damn this is one of the best comments I've ever read

[@charleypierson92]

I watched this on my iPhone, now it’s OurPhone.

[@gottabealex2249]

Great joke

[@kamikadzemajor8920]

Old joke

[@sora7941]

Charley Pierson This joke is out of date

[@threemountainsgaming7560]

*WePhone

[@startlok3111]

Круто

[@themadphysicist6454]

This is how teachers want us to leave the school during a fire

[@alejandrorojasgarcia1614]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌

[@joeyh.a]

Underated comment

[@notbob6431]

Nice xd

[@mickadile6275]

I agree but it is more a buzzing crown of overexcited bees

[@Sunbeam020]

XD

[@fallen1805]

I played this song for my 4 year son, he is now the head of household.

[@Marina71450]

Он стал мужчиной.

[@nubo3517]

2020: January: WWIII February: Fires March: Coronavirus April: The Soviet Union comes back?

[@lexionz4910]

That aint a bad thing if its soviet mother land Russia

[@DOBRYY_HOMYAK]

@@lexionz4910, it sounds like truth. Constitutional amendments will be adopted in April)))

[@achaeanmapping4408]

can;t wait for April !

[@kaskuramadala4466]

2020: maybe i dont want to be the bad guy anymore...

[@souhardyaadhikari7822]

Well I think the issue of corona virus should be kept aside from Soviet Union... It's a problem for the whole world.... But Soviet Union is needed... Now we should concentrate on this issue (corona virus)... The whole world should be United today.... Moreover, Soviet Union is a symbol of unity...

[@jagdpanther2224]

"The Simpsons" prediction is always right!

[@drovkastrak719]

Ohhhh shit xD that's right

[@alr1819]

Thats Mean.....

[@lafeddelam8055]

We will make rusia to soviet union AGAIÑ!!!!!

[@mgapryt4930]

i hope so

[@mgapryt4930]

they predicted the coronavirus back in 2016 so i think the soviet union will be back?

[@mxrsExe]

Me: **opens pringles** My class:

[@Whitheren]

Mxrs XD nice one

[@RockoMoly]

Our Pringle’s

[@JacksonGK50]

My Pringles >:3

[@alaskaat-st236]

If they touch my pringles I'd slit they're throats set them on fire by napalm throw them in the Bermuda triangle and laugh like a maniac

[@stars-hk9uo]

Plot twist: the whole school

[@boiled_shrimps]

Soviet Union. The strongest and bravest army on Earth to me. Greeting from Vietnam, my comrade.

[@LeicaM11]

Maybe 40 years ago, comrade.

[@boiled_shrimps]

@@LeicaM11 yes, but Vietnamese people have never forgotten the Soviet Union and what they did to help Vietnam in the war, and all Vietnamese children are taught that

[@indahf.freztiyana824]

Rey: I'm Rey... Woman: Rey who...? Rey: *Reystarting the October Revolution...!*

[@thefreerepublicofadmiralpr2935]

Indah F. Freztiyana I love that. Props to you, comrade.

[@indahf.freztiyana824]

@@thefreerepublicofadmiralpr2935 Well thank you, comrade... xD

[@boyscouts83712]

URA! GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND COMRADE!

[@ilyapasternak366]

Anjer

[@boyscouts83712]

@@proximacentauri438 URA!

[@Raven-vu8xn]

Everybody gangsta until you still hear the footsteps even though you paused the video

[@GerboSC]

lmao

[@ahmedalaraby1371]

Lol

[@MatthiasDrinksH20]

Gets Wodka

[@svuntekarlberg]

Everybody capitalist until you still hear the march after pausing the video

[@ahmedalaraby1371]

@monsterguy2005 be chad communist and lead Germany to a socialist utopia

[@TheGoat-zb9db]

Americans:what just happened? Russia: WERE GETTING THE GANG BACK TOGETHER!

[@harrisn3693]

[@matty9699]

H369 N369 tf hell no 😂 u tryna get us Floridians killed

[@labpman7227]

America: here we go again

[@labpman7227]

Cold war 2

[@cullenzyakova9752]

Germany: I’m in

[@alfredbooker393]

In Africa people they are happy to see Soviet back again

[@drunkdriving_germany]

Rare footage of students exiting the school during a fire, but they do it the right way

[@fredericktrabonpa5327]

Lol good comment bro

[@oksomynameisjeff4212]

nice

[@anime4ever245]

Me and my bois exiting our class room

[@ichgebdirnrwverbot4902]

This is one of the best comments I have seen in my entire Life.

[@drunkdriving_germany]

@@ichgebdirnrwverbot4902 this is gud

[@yodaonketamine5706]

Trump: Putin, why is the USSR flag on the back of the Russian flag ? Putin: It's a surprise tool that will help us later ...

[@MrToon-pk4yl]

Lol

[@broodbassoon105]

COMMENT GOD

[@user-hb4qj1wr7w]

Нечего не понял,но очень интересно

[@alficelular8352]

LATER

[@freedom-verity]

Самое смешное, что в России есть общественное движение выступающее за возвращение СССР через признание отделения республик незаконным и суд над Горбачёвым. Именно они поддержали своими подписями конституционную реформу в 2019 году. Угадайте, что будет дальше).

[@Skrumpish]

Fun fact : The soldiers in white uniforms with hoods are a part of the “Siberian Front” a specially trained unit who are experts in combat in the freezing cold

[@liletm3993]

Sooo basically a bunch of semo heyha?

[@rite.3839]

They also fought the German troops during the winter of 1941 while they were bogged down due to poor preparation

[@Skrumpish]

Beggin' Blitz Yes they did

[@golgo2888]

That's interesting, what about the ones in black?

[@t-34onsnow47]

@@liletm3993 Simo is a Finnish, not a Soviet.

[@kissbela2250]

Русские - наши друзья, привет из Венгрии

[@user-zv5pe5qn8e]

Русские помнят, что венгры творили в России. худших зверств, чем венгры, никто не устраивал. даже румыны. привет с под Воронежа.

[@BruellwuerfelTV]

They showed you lots of love in 1956.

[@olegkorotaev1983]

здарова. ваш Орбан надирает всем задницы.

[@amribalion]

венгерский слон лучший брат русского слона

[@olegpetelevitch4443]

ПРИВЕТ ! Австралия ! ЗА НАШ ЫХ !

[@omarhamouda5608]

Welcome to another episode of “how the hell was this in my recommendation”

[@yelloworeo8488]

you are the choosen one

[@JnH5492]

Same

[@walterbrunswick]

KZbin's algorithms are getting better

[@commanderbrad1199]

Comrade join us

[@helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446]

Well you see comrade in captulist america you dont search but in soviet russia you search it

[@Quetzal-ob8vn]

All of Europe: why do i hear boss music

[@whitefeather8387]

Because I died.

[@fuckk-popandtiktok3388]

@@hawks-wings ofcourse I can say you're a American just by looking at the rainbow in your pfp

[@fuckk-popandtiktok3388]

@Ecard Ecardian hello swedistani

[@awfulusername1465]

We will free all nations!

[@Wanda_Maximoff832]

US: why do I hear *baby music*

[@daubert9991]

German kid: * *throws snowball at Russian kid* * The Russian kid's friends: *1:49*

[@noname879]

😂😂😂 You made my day 😂😂

[@noname879]

Hahaha

[@temujinkhagan5308]

When they realise that Finland is there

[@jeferlygiraffe8408]

Nice

[@wassiswallylokhankin191]

Will somebody teach the German kid NOT to throw snowballs at other kids already?

[@DeyonOttervenBur]

My grand grandpa was a T-34 commander. He got his back wounded by frag shell, but survived and told me stories when I was a kid.

[@D64nz]

Such brave men to win Russia and Europes freedom from the Reich. I really enjoy the song Sabaton put out about them. kzbin.info/www/bejne/b4XNiZSkgc-jirc

[@grumogus]

my grandfather was a T-34-85 commander and he fought in czechia at the end of the war

[@direct2397]

Stop the cap.

[@user-og6rw8ek2c]

Respect

[@DeadSoulChannel]

my paternal great-grandfather did not see one or the other, and one of them disappeared during the siege of Leningrad. And my great-grandfather reached Berlin on my mother's side and was among the first to get to Berlin. Respect for those who sent food to the front in the rear and those who did not spare their lives at the front, I defend the motherland. (Grandfathers were conscripted in Tatarstan)

[@darthrevan7182]

Memes aside: I don’t know what it is, but something about the USSR is just very powerful. The music, the red colors, the uniforms… It all feels so epic

[@lioplayz8252]

You took words out of my mouth

[@NotLRK]

@Cody Smith Yes, but their is a lot of epic soviet music that isnt made by capitalists

[@camarada7274]

@Cody Smith bro theres no way youre being serious lmao

[@TheArijitBanerjee]

@Cody Smith soviet anthem is better.

[@prateeksharma6706]

Pov :- ur a German soldier defending Berlin against Reds

[@glauberribeiro7946]

OUR antibodies after applying the Russian vaccine

[@vladimirlenin676]

I see..that would be great😂😂

[@ditya7931]

underrated comment

[@ashwanikumar-gv6ir]

@@vladimirlenin676 sir plz crush capitalism. Thank you

[@tushitposter3395]

@@ashwanikumar-gv6ir lol

[@sirgigachad1894]

Haha

[@ilham-malshaibani3058]

Russian family: *goes to Germany* Grandpa: I am inviting some friends with us His friends:

[@weneedmorepowertobecomestr4591]

😂

[@theakatsuki9744]

well dam grandpa quite the friends you got uhh why do they have guns his friends: move out the way comrade grandpa: he is with me...

[@themiticslav3859]

Hahahah XD

[@centazo7569]

German Grandpa:Ah shit, here we go again

[@Adamas_Flumen]

Hahaha , I am from Russia , and many people who take a part in WW2 death(sorry for mistakes) But many people, who rake part in wars in Cold War, are live(sorry for mistakes2)

[@amzworld66]

The one who really defeated Hitler

[@luisguerra5478]

Accurate!!

[@KaiserDriphelm1871]

Tankie!? Also the Soviet Union would have fell if it wasn't for the Lend-Lease program and The Western Allies.

[@drewwagner4802]

Truth!

[@user-rf2us9uh9p]

​@@KaiserDriphelm1871really?

[@levypaardenkooper966]

​@@user-rf2us9uh9p jep. Stalin admited it himself

[@ComradeHanzo]

I played this tune in my car. Now's it's tank.

[@cybershit4612]

Don't forget to completely fill fuel tank with Vodka

[@toxicmrdiego1280]

Whats the tune name?

[@sebastianl8848]

@@toxicmrdiego1280 It's the Soviet March from Red Alert 3

[@Lemuel_Espiloy]

@@sebastianl8848 Ok

[@u.s.m.c6861]

Don't forget to bring ammunition nikolai

[@Gabriel-fm3ji]

Russian kid when someone touches his minecraft sky block:

[@cg4580]

You mean ourcraft

[@elchapo9985]

Hahahah russia so funny stfu band kid

[@Gabriel-fm3ji]

@@cg4580 omg im sorry pls punish me comrade 😞

[@user-pv4hz8fu8e]

Shniping And he gonna kill your country)

[@sus-ox5pl]

Jdawg12407 toddler shut up

[@filipadler7019]

Me: oh no, I hope that I don't catch the Corona virus The vitamin gummy I ate 3 years ago:

[@norr0513]

hmmmmm, Very Original joke!

[@MilkyWay-fd7fz]

Hol up

[@albertpirelius]

yeah this is very original joke

[@jrqf8689]

Hah I totally laughed at this very original joke

[@madmaxx1147]

Good luck comrade gummy

[@Hindu10847]

Thank you USSR ( Russia) for saving us In 1971 🇮🇳🤝🇷🇺

[@petrusimanuelsitorus1617]

Как вы думаете, почему мы спасаем вас, мы спасаем себя и перестаем думать, что вы нам нравитесь 🧞🇮🇳🧞🧞🤮🤮🤮

[@petrusimanuelsitorus1617]

Как ты думаешь, почему мы спасаем тебя, мы спасаемся от такого дерьма, как ты, и перестаем думать, что ты нам нравишься 🧞🇮🇳🧞🧞🤮🤮

[@Hindu10847]

@@petrusimanuelsitorus1617 I can’t read this language plz write in English

[@m-bricksstudio]

@@Hindu10847It’s better that you don’t understand what he’s saying…

[@Toshi_DVD]

@@Hindu10847 This guy wrote some shit. You are welcome. Так или иначе я рад что я родился в России и ничего страшного нет, что я не родилсяво времена СССР.

[@kkhagerty6315]

My friends: OMG I dreamt I married my crush and had kids My dreams:

[@endroholic7161]

Cyka balyat 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

[@heysmg2325]

Ikr

[@dohoangle-faidhcm7491]

Kapitan Odbytnica lol no you, you are piece of gay that hate the Soviet Union, basically you’re nothing

[@thefaceofregret5416]

Kapitan Odbytnica Oh fuck off. Disrespectful to the country that did the most against the Germans in WW2.

[@jenjen2776]

🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 thanks for bring weapons in manila

[@georgewindsor9641]

In this March it's like the Russian Empire and the SOVIET UNION mixed

[@arandomt-9056]

Hope too see a IS-2 go up against M1a2

[@sandalogaming6766]

Why having one or the other when you can have the best of both? Oh my guy now we’re talking.

[@t.on.y]

Russia looks like bipolar disorder nowadays.

[@niespelnionyartysta8460]

Soviet russia killed the russian empire

[@etostroyka]

it's called national-bolshevism

[@dariosantavec2909]

If Germany was a fatherland and Soviet Union was motherland. Does that mean that the whole eastern front was a domestic abuse? (Edit: Thanks for the likes)

[@neptun2810]

underrated comment

[@squeegyboi3645]

Bruh I'm wheezing like a Soviet POW in German gas chamber

[@laobok]

I have the perfect pitch for a black comedy sitcom percolating in my head right now.

[@RaelgunXIII]

Dude you completely ground them to mush. They’re already dead, stop

[@jaypandya1346]

@@squeegyboi3645 bad bad joke!!!!

[@MatthewLi-sf9mt]

Да здравствует наша великолепная РОДИНА

[@easwar7]

🇮🇳❤🇷🇺

[@Mr.Z1989]

For mother Russia!

[@truthhurts5564]

Good old days

[@makotomitsuo4634]

:d

[@nazhrinshamshul9715]

crazy boy lol

[@incognitotrump.2227]

My comerade you have failed russia.

[@incognitotrump.2227]

@@nazhrinshamshul9715 no, I be the good ol' days.

[@judeleonardiestillore3889]

dietsche rijck used the russian honor parade video in november 7 2019

[@marcodenetto3850]

"All chinese look the same" Meanwhile in Moscow:

[@nedim5730]

What lol

[@wolfi_animatez4089]

MEANWHILE..

[@mnmnnmm]

@KhmerD0g 😂😂😂

[@feddlebag]

@KhmerD0g i cannot tell the difference between kpop and anime but i can tell the difference of all of the nguyens

[@mirsad96]

All comrades have red blood.

[@anouarabouelfadl8880]

Alternative title : do not show it to ur German grandpa

[@aryoww9460]

😓

[@DavidMVTres]

@Adolf Hitler oh noes

[@anouarabouelfadl8880]

@Adolf Hitler u weren't supposed to do this

[@anouarabouelfadl8880]

@@DavidMVTres don't worry red army is coming 😂

[@charleydavis3784]

😓

[@smitty4836]

Это вообще мелодия из игры C&C:Red Alert, американцы делают из России стереотипы воинственной нации. А мы прекрасно знаем, где наше, а где не наше. И туда, где не наше, мы никогда не пойдем. Как и китайцы. Всем мира!

[@The_WhiteSilver]

Ukriane…

[@philipmelisch5136]

I showed this to my grandpa now he is screaming return fire in german

[@philippg1390]

Feuer erwidern!

[@sailenkatel3436]

I hope you're telling us the truth. I laughed so hard🤣

[@alessiodelcastillo1613]

@@sailenkatel3436 I wonder if he lives in Argentina

[@sailenkatel3436]

@@alessiodelcastillo1613 wouldn't he be dead if he were an actual Nazi high up? A lot of Nazis did flee to Argentina after the war

[@alessiodelcastillo1613]

@@sailenkatel3436 You ruined the joke

[@matej_bosnjak]

Girls : Sorry, my car only seats 4. Boys : 1:49

[@dinutim1200]

This is pure GOLD !!!

[@WillyParker04]

*trumpets* We proudly Present the new king of MEMES

[@snakeeateerrrrr]

*buys one and Soviet uniforms and rifles*

[@dingo9702]

Have you seen Indian soldiers on a motorbike?

[@alv1nl92]

Ding Graciano 🤣🤣that’s like 5+ sols on a single moto

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

Russia: *"This isn't even my final form!"*

[@lukavozac372]

I hate you western spy

[@WahhPedall]

Luka Derd :O life of Boris!

[@rohantime5938]

@@lukavozac372 what’s the music to this

[@grielzz]

Ay my boy abraham still alive

[@hamster_74ss41]

@@lukavozac372 life of Boris how to squat like a slav

[@sailudevalla2524]

We are from India. We loves Russians. Great country. All Russians are brothers and sisters.

[@RyanRothermel-ix4bx]

Love from America ❤️

[@enrisek610]

When you feel the patriotism of a country that isn't even yours

[@robertodekeyser1892]

Amen!!

[@user-dk7mz1py7l]

I feel more patriotism for other countries (turkey, Russia, France, )then mine (USA)

[@sch0146]

I can't feel patriotism for a country which is the cause of my country's weakness.

[@user-dk7mz1py7l]

@@sch0146 Good point

[@sch0146]

@TRINIX GAMING Hungary

[@ignacioprestes1183]

Afghanistan: Finally, all the Al Qaeda and USA crap is gone Russia: Guess who's back

[@prdarlin]

*2nd Soviet-Afghan War intensifies*

[@PoppingKhiem]

U are supposed to say this in Russian.

[@khaledabdelkareem8187]

And at the end russia has gone too 😂

[@plant4567]

Back again

[@ignacioprestes1183]

@@plant4567 Soviety is back

[@Siddharth_Verma07]

Russia: Our vaccine has no side effects. 3 YEARS LATER:

[@Suspicious259]

As a capitalist I must crush them!

[@Suspicious259]

@Upa2412 us is capitalist too

[@Suspicious259]

@Upa2412 anyways I must crush communism.

[@mariselumbal9406]

go to *gulag.*

[@Suspicious259]

@@mariselumbal9406 the richness of capitalist will change a communist to capitalist.

[@dimi1535]

My name was Michael before hearing this song, now I am Comrade Mikhail

[@spongebob.exgamer7402]

The German kid: bully’s Russian kid Russian kid: calls friends to help His friends:

[@bartender_99]

Suka blaaaaayt with a giant vodka bottle

[@Dew2Much]

German Kid: Nicht schon wieder!

[@sleeperspare]

xD

[@braeman01]

100th like

[@russia5949]

S

[@swastikturan257]

This video contents:- - 0% Drugs - 0% Nudity - 0% Capitalism - *100% Glory of Mother Russia* 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

[@agent11071917]

триколор это и есть капитализм буржуи

[@dappingforever7720]

I think you mean USSR or the great russian empire

[@nima833]

I want to like this comment but it has 69 so i don't press the like button.

[@connecticutfireemspdresponses]

All hail the great leader and all who fear his name will fall. All Hail PUTIN! Glorious leader

[@fbenecchi]

russia is capitalist

[@kermiadjamil4090]

No one : Me buying PC after working the whole summer. My little brother :

[@khaos1145]

Underratted comment

[@itzgang1540]

Joseph Stalin papa Stalin is that you?

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

US buying OUR Computer after WE worked the whole summer*

[@rayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

You:Finally i bought my own pc Lil bro:OUR pc

[@nunky9691]

OUR COMPUTER THANK ME FOR STAYING AT HOME

[@arghyamajumder206]

i'm a bharatiya and i'm feeling patriotic for soviet...long live Bharat russia friendship

[@ARAFASKA]

*india

[@arghyamajumder206]

@@ARAFASKA same hain bro... I use both interchangeably... Why do you have problem with the "Bharat" name? When Kohli smashes the "BHARAT ARMY" chants "INDIA INDIA"..

[@AESVIII]

Little brother: I NEED BACKUP Me and the bois:

[@blackburn9346]

In what heaven do you live in where the older sibling helps the younger one

[@tamaramason8058]

Yep

[@AESVIII]

@@blackburn9346 XD

[@galilelollel9658]

Do you know that the soviet union will be Return in the year 2021 or in 2020 when the soviet union exsisted they made a letter witch means if the President or russia got money and good defense for theyre Land the soviet union must be live aigan that is cool for some russian but it coud mean that we will get a war if the soviet union will live aigan so russia is i thing way better then the soviet union because the letter says too that if the soviet union ganz live aigan they must take continets like Europa or more Land you understand me? That means i dont have a Problem with the soviet union but it coud mean a way higher war than ww2 will come and we all shoud be prepared for that

[@AESVIII]

@@galilelollel9658 yes

[@choiboi_troi]

Corona:*ENTERS MY BODY* My Immune system:

[@Orange_IX]

Our immune system*

[@Darthbuddy]

Our Corona virus

[@F.R.E.D.D2986]

@@Darthbuddy *OUR hospital bill

[@chetanm0]

@@F.R.E.D.D2986 not now

[@willythegreat]

xp

[@dustycloud2836]

German : Fatherland Russia : Motherland WW2 : divorce

[@blackout6772]

Poland: Child cut in half.

[@RyanRapid]

What is the USA then

[@NathanRiess]

Ryan I was the lawyer. Russia field for a divorce after Germany started to beat her. Russia and Germany began to get into a fist fight in the court room. Russia started punch him in the face, I ended up spider monkey jumping onto his back and punching him in the head. Then the Court Officer Mr.United Kingdom took down Germany by his legs. Randomly Japan tried to jump me, and I ended up jumping off of Germany’s back, and then I beat the living shit out of that bitch friend of Germany. In the end me and Russia came out on top. Except I was angry at her for starting to punch germany in the middle of the trial so we stood on top of Germany’s back giving each other angry looks, at one point we took our guns and almost shot each other. Except Russia got tired and fell asleep at the end of 1991, she woke up several hours later but was a new women. She just got up and left. We came across each other a few times recently when I got into some more fights with these middle eastern countries but nothing has hostile as it was with Germany.

[@user-ee5he9oz3k]

and after east germany was given away as alimony, germany committed suicide and its remaining fortune was inherited by distant relatives last seen at a house party 27 years ago

[@antontokarev948]

Now it's like sup bro

[@human_rights0]

Saving world from NAZI'S! RESPECT FOR SOVIET 🇷🇺+

[@LeicaM11]

Now they support Wagner Nazis😂

[@LeicaM11]

And today paying for a Nazi Wagner army…

[@sirethanthegreat4069]

History Teacher: Ok class, we’re going to Russia. Girls: Nooooo! It’s cold there. Boys:

[@peanotty4339]

ahaha, no

[@FarrahKeks]

I am a girl and I like the cold! 😀

[@peanotty4339]

@@FarrahKeks then go in my country, I'll show you Russia, if you really like cold:))

[@FarrahKeks]

@@peanotty4339 Yes please

[@sirethanthegreat4069]

Ok

[@NoName-sz5lu]

When Romanovs shake hands with Lenin and Stalin.

[@exaid0556]

World: God save us! Russians: хахахахахахахаха!

[@jacky9590]

Poverty,suffering skyrockets, 20 million more gets killed for bs reasons and russia takes not just half Europe but the whole of it,while raping every being with a vag in the good ol fashioned russian way

[@well-hiddenme5846]

@@jacky9590 Maybe I don't remember it correctly, but how come is that - so far - I did not kill or rape anyone?

[@Zen-rw2fz]

@@jacky9590 fuck off fascist

[@noahjohnson935]

There is no famine. Everyone is happy and has plenty to eat. If you disagree, you go on extended vacation to Siberia

[@matchuBBG]

"Hey honey lets immigrate" "Ok where to?" "Germany" "But we already live in Germany" "I mean west Germany"

[@TheGhostLine]

matchu hahahahshhah

[@matchuBBG]

@Emre MUTLU fuckin serious plot twist right there. My mans is visiting the gulag

[@plasmafire7545]

Yeah can we get the KGB over here

[@Johndoe200I]

Quack

[@dutt_arka]

I would like to emigrate to West Germany anyday! Deutschland fürs Leben!

[@Drakdodare]

"As long as Mother Russia has enemies, I will answer her call..." - Victor Reznov

[@vaibhavsrivastva1253]

USA : "Call 911 if someone harms you." USSR : "Comrades, assemble!" Edit: 777 likes, noice.

[@tokumo2190]

in America you call 911 in soviet Russia kalashnikov is problem solver

[@tokumo2190]

@Robbi Grimm that's why i call the pizza man i dont need cops i only need the power of pizza

[@HevoTheCommunist]

Yes

[@anubhabbhowmick8403]

Love from India , Soviet Union helped us in the 1971 war..

[@vaibhavsrivastva1253]

@@anubhabbhowmick8403 Bhai, main bhi yaheen se hun.

[@justinvaladez4503]

I played this in St Petersburg and Volgograd now their Leningrad and Stalingrad

[@oskitrainspotter]

WE*

[@tugatitau8554]

they’re

[@bigmeme8464]

*our

[@rico-228]

OUR*

[@rico-228]

PLAY SOVIET ANTHEM, THIS IS GAME SOUNDTRACK

[@hsysupremacy5728]

Me: *hits a pigman in Minecraft* Other pigmen around:

[@crusaderdeus180]

noo needs to hit pigmen nowdays they attack u whe they see ya

[@CJdimensionsfamvlog]

Wow even the French emperor said that COMMUNISM IS BEST

[@hsysupremacy5728]

Help me conquer Great britain, my comrades. I can't challenge her at sea, her Navy's so formidable.

[@victorman0614]

LOL True xd

[@kinggeorgeiii7515]

Shithead

[@olga77707]

😊👍🏻Наш Советский Союз покоряет весь Мир от Европы к Неве на Восток . Над Землёй везде будут петь - Столица, Путин, Советский медведь 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😊🇷🇺❤️🇷🇺😊👍🏻

[@igotptsd5618]

Girls: what is kind you music like? Boys: it's complicated

[@laito_5730]

This is me and the boys once we hear that some thot broke my mans heart *We March bretheren*

[@captainsparrow4740]

Wtf

[@laito_5730]

@@captainsparrow4740 *WE MARCH*

[@AK-pg6ss]

@@laito_5730 😂

[@laito_5730]

@@AK-pg6ss join us

[@robpinter5431]

Politics and ideology aside, a soldier that marches with pride for their country is an awesome thing to cherish

[@brodykrysa9986]

@@Diego-og7nk how?

[@thedude5able]

A lot of those guys are probably conscripts, tbh

[@drunkengoldfish2628]

You say that until A foreign army marches proudly through your streets

[@dayton2vx]

Forward Russia 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

[@cyn1cal150]

Be like the Samurai "he may be your enemy but a warrior's a warrior"

[@JosephStalin-iu2yr]

“A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.” -Literally Me.

[@arshdeepsingh6757]

Oh you naughty naughty...

[@__________6931]

putin's seat is in danger

[@Sultan0803]

Welp that's why we're hated

[@lejazzzpa-4071]

Ironic

[@nev3855]

Not u

[@lordmadbro8531]

Да Здравствует Советская Армия

[@botana4452]

If The Simpsons has been predicting everything lately, and The Soviet Union comes back in an episode....oh shit.

[@timurtheterrible4062]

oh *yes*

[@strafniki1080]

@@johannessiska2956 bois bois putin was interviewed and said he would cooperate closely with former soviet states, we will see

[@xxX-fj7uo]

oh shit

[@johannessiska2956]

@@strafniki1080 i think they've given us enough problems in the past

[@KillerofWestoids]

@Johannes Siska If USSR returns, then they will be the only country on earth capable of fighting the US, so you are not safe even in the US.

[@soap5981]

Its even more epic when I realize that my great grandfather actually died in the battle of Stalingrad and was part of it.

[@kingzzp613]

@@Taurineg what?

[@asdfasdf288]

@@Taurineg bruh 🤣

[@universalflamethrower6342]

Salut to your great grandfather killing n a z i s is good!

[@Alexandra8620]

@@Taurineg based

[@ogfranklin2780]

How does that make it more epic???

[@balyeet6479]

Never felt so patriotic on a country which I'm not from

[@kmch7286]

Well actually at that time soviet union was one great communism experiment and a hope for future mankind. In the end it failed miserably.

[@enriquediaz6765]

Attack on Titan fans: first time?

[@titanashinsuke1901]

Cause it doesn't exist

[@localextremist2839]

@@titanashinsuke1901 I'm pretty sure the soviet union did exist

[@adamportes1474]

Well, your country can become part of the Russia

[@albertosalasvera7910]

Siempre lo he dicho y lo repito mis respetos al gran pueblo ruso

[@nevsky7487]

Спасибо

[@user-mi9dk8et3k]

Спасибо, товарищ

[@rusia_]

Спасибо.

[@romeoroberts8647]

Covid 19: Enters my body The soap i ate when i was 4:

[@jsdaking7659]

Ah yes covid19 is a germ...so this is russia pushing Germany out of motherland colorized

[@babymetalenjoyer]

@@jsdaking7659 its not a germ but a virus. (woooosh me if i didn't get a joke)

[@babymetalenjoyer]

@@jabbargamer1490 what was the joke then

[@babymetalenjoyer]

@@jabbargamer1490 and i appreciate u used 4 os in it btw

[@babymetalenjoyer]

@@jabbargamer1490 i mean i got the main joke so yeah it would be something hidden ykwim?

[@melkerskold9568]

I showed this to Covid-19. Now it's a Mig-19.

[@user-cq1hw2bx6g]

I showed this to my M4 now it's a TU4

[@FrustratedCat33]

i showed this to my C4 now a OU4

[@princedev48]

I'm pretty sure it kills faster..

[@Kira-no666]

i showed this to covid-19 now i look at him for 30 years

[@rai-kyper]

Миг 29 овт

[@erionhotnjani3523]

Surely russia is the only country that can make the whole world patriotic for the motherland

[@dkcc9198]

У России сейчас уровень патриотизма низок

[@AHMED..KHAN.]

😂😂

[@erionhotnjani3523]

@@dkcc9198 bruv um not russian

[@luciad.6487]

It's no longer their country, it's OUR country

[@paulaedwards8937]

I became so communist that even if I’m Moldovan I feel Slav and Soviet and I’m a patriot for Russia even if I’m not from there. Wow. You won’t understand me, sorry.

[@benjamintheengineer]

Просмотр этого видео наполнил меня чувством гордости, и я даже захотел пройтись с ними.

[@drimer4613]

❤❤❤❤❤❤ Ruski HEROJI !!!!! ❤❤❤❤pozdrav Srbija

[@LoliPolice-bf7mw]

Imagine being American and going to Moscow and seeing this.

[@valbrend9819]

I mean they did during the 2018 if I’m not mistaken.US army did participate the March

[@mariadirani8849]

i would sh*t my pants

[@anikisan3782]

Understandable hava nice day *reverse parachuting back to C130*

[@konanxhidan3202]

Americans: Wait, how is it possible to have a march without drag queens ?

[@mmraynor8957]

911 whats your emergency 🤣🤣

[@gammrockfeddy4373]

This is what I call Character development.

[@stalinincevheri4218]

kaç tane stalin var 😀

[@gammrockfeddy4373]

@@diegocontreras9913 Memorized that already.

[@alexandrinolesco3964]

WE CALL

[@stalinincevheri4218]

@Köstebekistan Başbakanı bençe daha vazla yapançilarda en çok o sonra lenin sonra puşt hitler var 😁

[@miyul105]

Hey Stalin, You think you strong ha, I will allied with Germans and will start to Operations Barbarossa, you just wait

[@stevemorden8417]

Hitler : "Attacks The USSR" Winter : And I Took That Personally

[@ramzidz6150]

God is Russian

[@artanisplays3982]

@@ramzidz6150 no, Russia is just the main character

[@littleboy9844]

What about Napoleon..lmao

[@keshavsharma6663]

@@littleboy9844 Napolean invaded the Russian empire not the USSR.

[@littleboy9844]

@@keshavsharma6663 different government but same geography

[@cbhlde]

Спасибо за мурашки по коже из Германии. :) И, пожалуйста, не обижайтесь на наших политиков - они идиоты. Все люди - братья и сестры! :)

[@agi1363]

С немецких танков сейчас стреляют по моим соотечественникам, друзьям, братьям и вы говорите не обижайтесь?

[@cbhlde]

Очень понятно и спорить не о чем! Я был очень шокирован и пристыжен тем, что мое правительство снова отправило танки в Россию! Забвение истории, откровенное невежество и открытая безнравственность - это трудно переварить. А когда "частные активисты" поставили советский танк перед вашим посольством в Берлине - со стволом, направленным на здание, - я, к сожалению, понял, что немецкое правительство в тени США снова замышляет недоброе. Но: есть достаточно немцев, которые видят это и также говорят и действуют. Но через всю эту пропаганду "Путин хочет мирового господства" трудно пробиться. :( Наступают лучшие и более мирные времена - или нет! :) И давайте посмотрим на это с другой стороны: у нас, немцев, не так много танков, а те, что есть, похоже, тоже не очень хороши. :p С наилучшими пожеланиями и с Новым годом!@@agi1363

[@NKVD1944]

​@@agi1363а какое отношение он имеет к этому? Он же даже сказал что немецкийе политики идиоты.

[@cbhlde]

@@NKVD1944 😉😇

[@cbhlde]

Очень раздражает, что вам снова приходится освобождать нас от нацистов. @@NKVD1944

[@Eagerwerewolf]

It's better to visit mother Russia before mother russia visits you -Sun Tzu~ the art of war

[@antediluvianatheist5262]

Something only Nazis need to worry about.

[@frantiseknovak4484]

Depending on Sun Tzu theories. Only 100% idiot attacks Mother Russia.

[@user-zn4to7cp4u]

Хах, это точно)

[@iren8854]

I'm Russian, who finished reading The Art of War yesterday. I'm torn by your joke

[@kristijanbarsic2147]

Come and visit if you want Berlin to be a big 🅿 😂😂😂

[@leolee3739]

My water turned into Vodka when I played this

[@Nekora08]

Lmao, underrated

[@dr.downvote]

@@Nekora08 Nah, just overused

[@bagel4944]

OUR Vodka

[@user-yk7dk6ts7s]

Lol

[@allymohammed1074]

Me too brother comrade

[@ngockien2080]

i must admit that Soviet Union has the most epic army's song

[@incubator6916]

ngoc kien , and the most epic army.

[@lavamc319]

And national anthem

[@aleksejjovanovic986]

Just so you know majority of Soviet/red army songs are not commie songs but traditional/folk songs and had nothing to do with damn reds.

[@phucphangiatoan4873]

It's not soviet army music, but a game OST

[@promrtheus4139]

@@phucphangiatoan4873 yeah but still based on the soviet theme tho

[@morkeherrer2024]

"Mom can I bring my friend Igor at home?" "Sure honey, where's he from?" *Soviet march red alert starts playing*

[@mrstrange9469]

I played this in my grandpa's funeral and he woke up!

[@Thailandball1008]

Now he is Russian

[@FBIForce-z3c]

What

[@polandballanimations4682]

@@FBIForce-z3c yes indeed

[@skeleton7684]

I know why your grandpa was in battle of Nazis vs Soviets and he was probably sleeping

[@GuidoCostantini]

He had to, or the political commissar would had shot him!

[@vtitantt3044]

Imagine dating Putin’s daughter and you break her heart

[@badpiggies988]

You wouldn't get sent to gulag WE'd get sent to gulag

[@amoththatthinks]

@bruhify army bruh why is so many people's pfp this Dream face rip off and then added 1 cent into the budget type of face? This face is becoming more and more lame now

[@amoththatthinks]

@bruhify army Its lame and *Trash* now

[@amoththatthinks]

@bruhify army good for you :|

[@amoththatthinks]

@bruhify army did you? or Did you not? **Vsauce music starts playing in the background**

[@subswithnovideoschalleng-zz2cz]

When corona virus invades your body Immune System:

[@razvy6949]

I sure hope so...

[@axvyrall2793]

@@razvy6949 Așa e, cred :)

[@razvy6949]

@@axvyrall2793 Daca te intrebi de ce am numele de familie, e din cauza scolii online. Eu nu l-as lasa asa.

[@axvyrall2793]

@@razvy6949 nu-i nimic. :)

[@axvyrall2793]

@@razvy6949 și eu aveam numele întreg pe contu de Google, dar l-am schimbat

[@VishnuPandey-eu3gr]

song so good that it made me communist

[@CEKROM]

*Germany:* screams internally

[@padaro4504]

Russia: Why do i hear Tiger's? Germany: BLITZKRIEG

[@DeathDeath666]

Poland has left the chat

[@Olivershamoo]

cough leopards

[@theoeguia3302]

History lessons : Polish faught with the German SS Polish faught with the Soviet Union. Polish faught with RAF(Royal Air Force)

[@andenfighter0078]

Although casualtywise they did kinda kick their ass

[@connorhudock1950]

This aged like a fine wine

[@blob9003]

lol

[@Seeker89]

Fine Vodka*

[@wilhelmu]

Haha, they wouldn't try to restore the soviet union. ...unless?

[@AndreyCCCP]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaXRcqxqft-XqbM

[@rubles9710]

And the plutonium aged like aggressive cancer

[@NaezzYTs]

Teacher: we're going to Moscow in Russia Girls: Yay there's snow there! Boys:

[@bro3man538]

Boys: the girls can't find us in the snow

[@c.1377]

@@bro3man538 oh shittttt

[@Epsilon12]

Girls:Teacher why the snow is speaking Russian? Teacher:Oh no

[@Skitarii-ky9eh]

Кто-то: *оскорбляет девушку которая приехала с Кавказа* Её брат, их семьи и вся родня:

[@adcbca7252]

OTTOMAN BACK TURKS ARE COMING 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇹🇷🇹🇷🇦🇿🇦🇿🇵🇱🇵🇱🇧🇦🇧🇦🇪🇭🇪🇭🇮🇶🇮🇶🇱🇾🇱🇾🇹🇲🇹🇲

[@madpenguin3664]

Idk, man. As a South African, this song seems very motivational

[@atillanandorfuri3343]

Showed this to my friend George... Now he’s *Field Marshal Georgy Zhukov, head of the Red Army*

[@crummycole7022]

Our friend

[@thecreator9913]

@@crummycole7022" ours "

[@gitarthap.bhuyan3100]

Comrade Zhukov

[@prometheusstalebornheinche9361]

*kommandante of the red army high command*

[@Accidentalreef]

We showed this to a dude called Hitler. He died somehow

[@anandaa6980]

I’m feeling patriotic …. And im not even Russian

[@HarryKaneIsGoated]

Da

[@Udhwske]

Were also like that

[@georgesony2542]

Bruh me being Greek but thinking i am patriotik soviet russia

[@jagdpanther2224]

Many Russian dislike the Soviet Union, many non Russian does! It was an ideology! From the beginning it was a Jewish philosophy! Karl and Engels were German Jewish!

[@JustSapoetra]

Maybe we are not Russian But Our heart Are Patriotic To The Motherland

[@ChubbyGames]

My God this is so powerful...gave me goose bumps

[@adwaithpraveen3906]

Finally I'm first to reply :)

[@skyweesgp2666]

Yeah we too

[@stuka4487]

3rd

[@user-qt9zr5px4p]

4

[@irminalasimin2385]

5

[@Man365.]

Hail Mother Russia, From India ⚜️🌾

[@josephstalin331]

I recommend hearing this before sleep, but be careful you might suddenly wake up in Berlin.

[@WahhPedall]

ok

[@socialistrepublicofargonia8901]

*DO IT COMERADE*

[@Thanasisapost]

I I'd love to go to berlin

[@ericksonbalajadia6401]

@@Thanasisapost YES GO TO BERLIN ONLY

[@danishmukhrizz4238]

*Wake up in Reichstag*

[@realHarsh10]

Their uniforms indicate how cold Russia is.

[@sohram9005]

Нормально у нас это миф,что холодно только зимой холодно

[@rickpin_0612]

@HEISENBERG hahaha lol😂😂

[@val91201]

Just ask Napoleon

[@bayraktartb2483]

@@sohram9005 ну смотря для кого и какая часть России. Для меня +25-30 летом это холодно

[@tigris0698]

*correction, how cold it can be in the winter and autumn (it's pretty ok during spring and summer, I have been in Russia from the summer 2018 that's how I know)

[@UNclear-sv1iq]

Corona: *tries to invade my body* My white blood cells after I ate 69 vitamin gummies:

[@wilmerrodriguez3404]

ULTIMATE POWER

[@jsdaking7659]

Looks like corona is gonna get cold cuz of the winter from trying to invade lol(get it cuz it's a germ... Germany)

[@theman9494]

Well. Hans...Get ze fire ready! This is gonna be a cold winter..

[@napoleonbonaparte8628]

I think you ment Red blood cells

[@theodorej.burkhardt8844]

COVID: tries to invade Russia Russia: Also Russia: you fool, every invasion of motherland has failed, attack!!!