We still got Backer kits going on from the FG kickstarter! (aka pre-orders) bit.ly/34Mn0NT ALSO Today is FELIX'S BIRTHDAY! (Feb.9th) and so what a nice way to celebrate then talk about our failures! (with some victories) So hopefully you guys liked it and next video will be a Fools Gold ep, this was just a nice break and something I've wanted to make for a long time now :D Love you all and stay safe out there
@DanielV8612 жыл бұрын
Hi dingo
@suppasta28472 жыл бұрын
Heyyy!
@cardboardcutouts10342 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday felix
@juanpaulodeborde23992 жыл бұрын
New vid let's goooooooo
@l3k0642 жыл бұрын
Showed my dnd friends your videos about fools gold and they absolutely love the vids Do you know an easy way to start dming 3.5e or do you really just dig smyourself through the materials because 5e was easier to learn through other people I knew Edit: of course Herzlichen Glückwunsch to Felix the bday boy
@GwenShep2 жыл бұрын
There's something about the mental image of a toddler sized minitaur instant killing a giant dragon that's just so, so wonderful.
@weebandgaminginc.75932 жыл бұрын
Dingo animated it. It reminds me of vickey on steroids in her wear wolf form
@melonlord14142 жыл бұрын
That's a very anime situation
@raymondfisheriii7912 жыл бұрын
Tiny barbarians, man. They’re the fucking best
@pewpewpandas92032 жыл бұрын
I'm imagining that the Thri-kreen threw a curve ball so shnasty that it transformed the minotaur into an angry version of Sonic the Hedgehog which proceeded to turn the Dragon's skull into Mcnugget meat
@deadMan333312 жыл бұрын
But was he allergic to Tartar sauce?
@8BitMisdreavus2 жыл бұрын
"We gotta dress up this horse." "Oh, absoLUTEly." God i love you two
@hefas8422 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a moment in a larp im in. *Winterball invite given to everybody* Me(Devil seer/occult artificer) Arwin: "We can't let Kraka(Valkery) and Sune(Jotun) go to the party dressed by themselves" good dragon friend Ash: "Rock paper scissor to who dresses up who?" *rock paper Scissors happens and Ash wins* Dragon: "I'll dress up Kraka, you take Sune... Good luck" Me/Arwin: *whimper* Now I just have to wait two weeks to tell everybody what happens
@Atdoam2 жыл бұрын
They should just get married or something
@evelynnsophia76312 жыл бұрын
@@hefas842 oh please update when you can that's honestly adorable
@hefas8422 жыл бұрын
@@evelynnsophia7631 It's with a heavy heart that i must inform you instead of getting to play it next week i have to wait a month because the school that we were to play on had a scheduling error and only informed us 7 days before we were to start decorating
@evelynnsophia76312 жыл бұрын
@@hefas842 oh that really sucks. Bad organization *and* communication on the schools part, wow. Hopefully you have fun playing, awful you have to wait so long!
@tab00102 жыл бұрын
I was DMing for my friends and they kept trying to seduce people, and one of them just goes “cAn I SEduCe The NaRRaToR” and rolled a nat 20
@lecommentar98512 жыл бұрын
What happened?
@manicmorri70492 жыл бұрын
@@lecommentar9851 Don't you know? They're married, their 15th anniversary is next month.
@ttominable Жыл бұрын
Dm: “the narrator likes you so much that with his omniscent powers takes you out of the story for you to be with them for all eternity. You are now a watcher, you are conscious of everything, yet can not interfiere in anyway in the events you witness”.
@tab0010 Жыл бұрын
@@lecommentar9851 I honestly don’t even know
@ChrisHinners008 Жыл бұрын
@@ttominable sounds reasonable enough
@zakstormcrow59122 жыл бұрын
the fact that the three nat 20s followed by a nat one was a one in 160,000 chance and it actually happened is just fan-fucking-tastic
@bryanklekar812 жыл бұрын
"I'm just happy I'm alive." Matt Mercer: "Not for long." Rolls three Nat20s. "Goodbye"
@paulketner50772 жыл бұрын
Death by ranged pool noodles. What a terrible way to go.
@pouncelygrin66992 жыл бұрын
hit em high, hit em hard
@pouncelygrin66992 жыл бұрын
@@paulketner5077 hahaha xD
@fumikagetokoyami32262 жыл бұрын
The dice gods were like "screw that bad guy in preticular"
@canadiancanucklehead83102 жыл бұрын
If anyone in the crit role group could roll nat 20s in a row, it’s Talesin :P
@Richiedoesmc2 жыл бұрын
Rolls 3 nat 20s God: Bitch your time has come!! Felix rolls a nat 1 in protest. God: DID I STUTTER!!!!
@ChrisHinners008 Жыл бұрын
YOUR TIME IS U *P*
@levievil92208 ай бұрын
Your free trial of life has ended
@jameslyons66552 жыл бұрын
My son was the DM for a small group of his friends, all fairly new at the game. The party is attacked by goblins. One of his friends decides to attack with a chorizo (he somehow had chorizos in his kit). Well, one not 20 later and a goblin chokes to death on a chorizo that was shoved down his throat. I’m in the other room listening to this (their entire campaign was going this way) and just dying.
@CaliPepper Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of something similar from my first one-shot. At that point I wasn't really taking the game seriously. I just wanted to goof off, so I basically made my character this weird alien abomination that would intentionally do the dumbest things (don't worry, besides the DM it was everyone else's first game too). Well by the end of the one-shot, I had acquired a bunch of carrots in my inventory, and we were just about to meet a backstory NPC. Literally as soon as we started talking to her, my character decided he was bored. So he walked up to her, put a hand on her shoulder, and shoved a carrot up her nose. The DM asked me to roll for it, and I got a natural 20. Seconds later she's on the floor, dead, with brain juice and bits of carrot spilling out of her nose. I'd never do something like this again, but it's still one of my favorite stories because of how ridiculous it is.
@drakegrandx591410 ай бұрын
So basically his character wanted to re-enact Coco but never got to the last part of the movie?
@alejotassile64419 ай бұрын
eran argentinos? XD
@FlyingDominion2 жыл бұрын
6:51 Ah, yes, the "one in eight thousand attacks kills you" rule.
@vibinbee1298 Жыл бұрын
On top of the nat 1 that makes one in one hundred sixty thousand
@caioaugusto3138 Жыл бұрын
Tbh its a fair ratio irl
@ChrisHinners008 Жыл бұрын
@@vibinbee1298 god really decided they did NOT like that boss.
@flextape467 Жыл бұрын
just send 8,000 men at anything and it'll die then?
@1ce_hunter177 Жыл бұрын
@@flextape467mf thinking in D(imension)20
@Krebsmasquerade2 жыл бұрын
Nothing instills more anxiety than: Player: “Nat20!” DM: “For all total of?”
@TsarofScars2 жыл бұрын
DM: "Roll an Arcana check. You're contesting this guy." Me: "Nat 20!" DM: "For a total of? This guy got a thirty-" Me: "Thirty-seven!" DM: "Thirty-one... Bruh." So anyways, I ate an angel's soul because he couldn't Arcana better than I could. It was neat. Nothing's happened yet because of it, but hey, it happened!
@xshaadrackx19192 жыл бұрын
Not many things make your stomach knot up than that phrase; "for a total of" when you roll a 20 expecting to do something monumental.
@numberonecrate36532 жыл бұрын
ive had that situation happened before, in the campaign i was in, nat 20s only really where NAT 20s in combat, past that nat 20! for a total of?
@raquszaue47842 жыл бұрын
@@TsarofScars When I read this I can imagen you walking up to the angel killing it and just act like a vacuum and just asorb the soul.
@TsarofScars2 жыл бұрын
@@raquszaue4784 that's exactly what happened and I refuse to accept any other description that my DM gives me in its place
@Sara.Miller.2 жыл бұрын
in all fairness, a tiny minatour performing a mortal combat fatality on a god-like being will never not be funny.
@triforceofcourage1002 жыл бұрын
If only the dragon had tartar sauce
@ChrisHinners0082 жыл бұрын
Player: Yo what weapon do you use? The mantis dude: Gurt. Player: That’s not a- Mantis dude: DID I STUTTER!?!?!?!?!?!?
@ysten38692 жыл бұрын
Gerk
@draco44502 жыл бұрын
what if the god like being is a tinier minotaur
@animefool222 жыл бұрын
Okay mini-taur is now a race in my game
@hollowknight46302 жыл бұрын
I was hosting a campaign while almost everyone at the table was brand new to the game, I finish my opening description of the area and one of my players just says “I hit a fat whip” and, as a joke, I say “roll for it”. Immediate nat 1 and the character face plants from whipping so hard he takes one damage. Great way to start the campaign
@Bluebox3 Жыл бұрын
I just imagine some dude started dancing and a half second in just goes comatose
@levievil9220 Жыл бұрын
Be: my parties medic goes down because he wanted the dance god said aight bet and he failed so hard now he’s comatose Be also me: bloody angry because our healer is down because of his stupid dance
@crowbar_the_rogue Жыл бұрын
One of my players kept wanting to make either Stealth or Performance checks during combat depending on whether she hit or missed, trying to impress the rest of the party.
@chrispitchforth6212 жыл бұрын
One of my best moments was rolling a 1. We were trying to sneak up on some guards. I decided to use an attack that let me teleport behind them. I rolled a 1, and said I'm going to the bar and just walked off I heard the DM say "his character disappears, and you hear a crash in the Inn..."
@LreclusaАй бұрын
I just have the mental image of a guard hearing a small *pop* from behind, feeling the whoosh of air as a blade comes for his throat and sneezing at just that moment, accidentally ducking the attack and hip checking the assailant into an open beer stein.
@PizzaMineKing2 жыл бұрын
I kind-of want to hear more from that campaign gothy ran - sounds like a good time!
@bucket78192 жыл бұрын
Do N O T click the link sent by mahera. It’s a hack-scam.
@uselesstellings2 жыл бұрын
@@bucket7819 What gave it away?
@paulketner50772 жыл бұрын
@@uselesstellings :D
@pitioti2 жыл бұрын
I kind of want it too !
@uselesstellings2 жыл бұрын
@@pitioti Bucket said no
@Zedrinbot2 жыл бұрын
Two of my friends have super bizarre luck. One of them managed to get 4 nat 20's in a row on consecutive attacks across his turns. The odds of this happening is 6.25e-4%, or 0.000625%. He was playing a moon druid, and was in spider form, so it resulted in us basically capturing an entire squadron of goblin ambushers, since spider venom KO's and doesn't kill. Meanwhile another friend of mine has horrid luck, where the average of all his dice rolls per session is usually around 5. On 3 separate occasions, when he's used inspiration or had advantage, he's managed to get double nat 1's. He'll shove a target prone just fine, and then go in for the attack and still manage to flub it. He'll try to kick in a door, using expertise in athletics, and just smash his face into it.
@pouncelygrin66992 жыл бұрын
hahaha that's amazing 🤣
@kajikathekitsune64472 жыл бұрын
I did the opposite in 2 campaigns, one i went to kick down the door, rolled a nat 20 and SHATTERED MY SHINS as the door was protected by magic so any force dealt to it was dealt to the attacker, and seeing as i was a wizard. . . I immediately went down Next, we had just entered the main town of the campaign, we walk to the tavern, and I, in my all knowing mind, thought it would be a saloon door and decided to kick it open to be all cool, i roll a nat 20 and break the door... The owner wasnt happy with me
@KingNedya2 жыл бұрын
I had a friend with terrible rolls too. To give you an idea of how bad they were, I don't think he ever hit a _single_ attack. The campaign only lasted like 5 sessions maximum, so it's not _that_ weird, but still...not a single hit. Meanwhile I would roll really highly and killed a magical flying alligator with a single punch of my bare fist.
@MistahBryan2 жыл бұрын
I had created an Elf Archer(both Prestige classes for 3.0 DnD that focused on the Bow). I could hit ANYTHING I could see. After a month of playing I was attacked in melee and player panicked as I didn't have ANY melee weapon. I ran for an assist from a Party Member. After the combat, was accused of being Ill-Prepared. I pointed out, "Melee weapons seem to be cursed in my hands." They scoffed and gave me a Masterwork Longsword, I thanked them. Next combat, I needed to use the sword, I swung. My Initiative was 18, an enemy was attacking our Fighter, it's Initiative was 17.Nobody else had an 18 or 17. Nat 1 "Roll again to see how badly." the DM said Nat 1. "Ugh, let's see what happens." DM grabs the "Chaos Dice" which are the Percentile Die. 100 "Your sword flies out of your hands, bounces off the back of the Fighter's shield, forcing him to drop his guard." The enemy the Fighter was dealing with gets a +2 to his attack because the shield wasn't being used. 16+2, Fighters AC was 17. I was never permitted to use a melee weapon in that campaign again.
@kajikathekitsune64472 жыл бұрын
@@MistahBryan thats amazing
@robloxgamerxox Жыл бұрын
Something I've noticed in DND through other stories (and my own experiences), is that big people picking up and throwing small people happens surprisingly often
@PGIFilms9 ай бұрын
That's the influence of the 1980's X-Men comics, "The Fastball Special" where Colossus would throw Wolverine at an enemy and he shreds right through them with his claws. ⚾🩸
@levievil92208 ай бұрын
Dude that’s like action rule number 30 if there’s a big character they must yeet a smaller person
@TwinTails9915 күн бұрын
Never underestimate the Fastball Special
@ashleighfranklin6525 Жыл бұрын
So a nat 20 awakened a mushroom, thus making it a campestri… Awesome! 🍄
@silberkatze23262 жыл бұрын
I Love how the dice representing a Nat 20 is actually a 6
@Xsor.2 жыл бұрын
God, what are These Scam Messages. Anyways, gotta double check if that's really the case with the Nat 20
@VeenanNorvius2 жыл бұрын
Its an overhead view on the nat 20
@luthiennenharma2 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one to see that, I was really confused 😄
@Xsor.2 жыл бұрын
@@luthiennenharma yeah, Apparelty a bunch of Comments on this Video have those Scam messages sent as replies. I've already gone and reported both people you should too I'd say
@Xsor.2 жыл бұрын
Also pretty sure the Picture of the D20 Dingo uses already has 2 6s on it, so I think it's just a D20 that is not real at all. either that, or one is a 9, in which case the 20 still doesn't replace the 6
@Taalsman2 жыл бұрын
Nat 20: My dwarf fighter, picks up a goblin and uses him as a weapon to kill five other goblins Nat 1: My rogue was gonna assasinate their target while they slept only to slip, accidentaly stab himself and passes out in the middle of the enemy HQ
@R3GARnator2 жыл бұрын
Goblin Slayer Approved.
@Casual_guy123410 ай бұрын
Rouge: just gonna kill this gu- AUUURRRRRHHHHHH HOW DID I STAB MYSEL- oof
@johnnydarling802111 ай бұрын
Great stories. My best was when a party member tried to Intimidate a Gelatinous Cube, for some reason, and said "You look rather tasty", then roled a Nat 1, so the DM decided that the Player Character was instantly eaten by the Cube.
@Buphido5 ай бұрын
We decided to dial back the crazyness of nat 20 and 1. Because, while nat 20s at the right time are awesome, rolling a nat 1 and killing your comrade or shattering your magic axe is more depressing than 5 nat 20s can alleviate. Though our DM decided to instead reward creativity: if things are going bad but we can think of something creative that would make sense both in world and for our character to do, he will usually make sure that it happens, which can lead to some badass, climactic moments.
@PikaPetey2 жыл бұрын
I love the three nat 20 rule
@artisannoteworthy2 жыл бұрын
Why hello. What are you doing here?
@swagsolotl2 жыл бұрын
@@artisannoteworthy They are watching a youtube video?
@watermelongames71692 жыл бұрын
INSTA-KILL
@2011megaknight10 ай бұрын
@@swagsolotl the tick mate, rhe tick.
@dankanubis13452 жыл бұрын
My favorite Nat 20 moment is when my 4 friends and I were playing all bards (all 5 different subclasses). We were on our way to "diplomatically" end a civil war. When we got there a big battle was already happening and we just said "let's do this". So we all role for performance... 4 of us rolled a Nat 20 and the 5th person high rolled. We ended a bloody civil war with the power of song and dance.
@gagamer72512 жыл бұрын
*Heavy metal intensifies*
@dankanubis13452 жыл бұрын
@@gagamer7251 I was a warforge bard so 🤣
@edo0girl2.032 жыл бұрын
That's some grade A Disney bullshit and I'm here for it!
@dankanubis13452 жыл бұрын
@@edo0girl2.03 it ruined the campaign but it was amazing. Our DM wasn't even mad, he just threw his notes away then said "time to improvise". Good laughs and memories
@fearsomejinn28072 жыл бұрын
Please tell me you sang Bohemian Rhapsody
@SomeRandomIdiot8039 ай бұрын
6:10 I like that Gerk just has one expression on their face the whole time.
@limeslime7112 жыл бұрын
3:28 It was a myconid shrieker. Yay, we’re all gonna die, because the hotel is actually built on top of a massive myconid colony.
@godzuky27432 жыл бұрын
ah yes, the chaining 20's rule, a group i had back in the day just said "keep doubling the dice on nat 20's there's no way it can end bad." and a normal ass goblin rolled like 6 nat 20's and one shot a level 17 barbarian...
@phoenixv80852 жыл бұрын
i mean if that aint the chosen goblin of death i dont know what is
@richarddarma14522 жыл бұрын
The dice gods have spoken, that barbarian needs to die
@troperhghar98982 жыл бұрын
Dwarf: *falls off mountain* DM: what do you do? Player: I flap my arms DM: what? Player: I have nothing better *roll* Oh hey Nat 20 DM: you look and see- somehow- a dwarf flaping like a bird so hard he's flying back onto the mountain ... Because as a Dwarf he is not bound to your human physics
@bionicdragon52 жыл бұрын
According to all known laws of aviation...
@blunderbus26952 жыл бұрын
"Roll to hit the ground" *nat 1* "You miss the ground. You are now flying"
@troperhghar98982 жыл бұрын
@@blunderbus2695 player: i roll to brew a death potion *nat 1* DM: somehow you F****d up so badly you ended up with a healing potion
@R3GARnator2 жыл бұрын
If I were DM i would say a freak gust of wind saved him and he fell flat on his face.
@kirkanis815 Жыл бұрын
I love finding videos like this. Reminded me of the campaign my warrior tried to kick and escaping assassin back down stairs as they came up, rolled a Nat 1 and sent himself down the stairs instead but was allowed a reactionary roll, got a nat 20 and caught the cloak of the guy as he fell and they both tumbled down to the basement lol.
@cinnamonzor70432 жыл бұрын
And of course, Erina's infamous nat 20 sleight of hand that turned into an immediate unanticipated bloodbath
@timfangrad51732 жыл бұрын
I have a friend who was in my dnd club in highschool who played our first ever campaign as a monk with a cooking set that he was proficient in cause he had the cook background. Every time he went to cook though, he got a nat 1 and poisoned everyone. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
@kitabuna57972 жыл бұрын
You could say his cooking was KILLER :D
@lisahoyt2051 Жыл бұрын
So he was supposed to be a good cook but he didn’t know how to cook
@Alex_Fierro277210 ай бұрын
Well know we know what he was a cooks for
@innocentmonster48812 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad another group has its own "Yeet the Baby" story with Gerk
@nephicus3392 жыл бұрын
One of my group's had a Minotaur barbarian, or fighter; and a goblin rogue. "I throw the Goblin at it," became a pretty regular phrase.
@ViniciusSilvestre02 жыл бұрын
Edit: grammar mistakes I was new to ttrpgs over all at the time. It wasnt my first time playing rpgs, but it was my fisrt time with that group of friends. The campaing had already started and i was joining late. My character found the group being captured by the enemie (at the time, they later became alies). Okay, i will have to help save the group, i thought. the DM then describes to the other players that they saw my character at the distance seeing the whole thing. The group had and npc with them that was a child and immediately after hearing the dm's description one of the player went: I throw the kid at him, and proceeded to roll a nat20. I went into shock: "WHAT THE FUCK?" DM just goes: "roll a dex save to catch the kid" Lucky me rolled a 17, but that moment got stuck in my mind till this day, it has been 5 years now The kid went on to become that kid in anime who travels with the group and is somehow untraumatized by the events happening arround her
@JaelinBezel2 жыл бұрын
Session 1: Our rogue refuses to lockpick doors because it's beneath him. So our tortle wizard has another solution. Locked door? Wizard shells up, gets picked up by my goliath paladin, and gets yeeted through the door like a wrecking ball that can cast Sword Burst. The second door we did this for was at the top of a greased walkway that was too steep and too slippery for us to walk through. So: Yeet the wizard up there with some rope and have him stand at the top and be the anchor for the others using the rope to climb up, since he is the heaviest by a good margin. EDIT: This was two sessions ago
@TheDragonLegacy Жыл бұрын
7:20 God came down and decided basically 4 Nats in a row.
@StrawberryBelle Жыл бұрын
First campaign I ever played in, our party decides to make a business of taking odd jobs. The bard and I decide to make flyers as advertising. The DM tells us to roll arts and crafts (partially as a joke) and we both roll nat 20s. We made the best flyers the realm had ever seen.
@minaly222 жыл бұрын
Our group in Rise of Tiamat ended up buying a mule, which we then doted on and later juiced up with a whole bunch of magic items, which was basically all of the mount related ones such as Zephyr Horseshoe, a magical saddle, and a freaking +2 Plate Mail Barding that cost so god damn much that we crashed the economy. Our DM then decided that the mule was actually a legendary dragon who got True Poly'd by Bahamut as punishment for some thing, and with our Not-Mule-Actual-Dragon we beat Tiamat, yay!
@genericuser9842 жыл бұрын
that reminds me of the story of Journey to the West where the monk's horse is actually a dragon and it only gets brought up again like, 2 or 3 times after the dragon becomes the horse.
@pouncelygrin66992 жыл бұрын
hahaha love these dnd stories xD
@YourNarrator2 жыл бұрын
The moments of Nat 1’s and Nat 20’s are always insane!
@Altarix052 жыл бұрын
Hello there
@user-mc5sg4gz5g2 жыл бұрын
That’s so true with a Nat one it’s often the most crucial moment and u instantly fail 🎉 but as Brennan from Dimension 20 fantasy high episode 10 says “with a Nat 20 anything is possible”
@Radish_dude2 жыл бұрын
Hi narrator!
@Random-gc1fb2 жыл бұрын
My two favorite you tubers I one place
@GreyBladeRover2 жыл бұрын
NARRATOR?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
@tadasuko89352 жыл бұрын
That last story is why Felix hid the final boss in a portal to another dimension in the next campaign.
@allistairhock98252 жыл бұрын
“So i was playing this... monkey?” Hurts so much more after hearing about DND Ka-re-oke!
@BlackKnightPZ2 жыл бұрын
I love nat 20's and nat 1's myself, though pathfinder sometimes makes 18's and 19's just as scary. I play alot of pathfinder.
@nessesaryschoolthing2 жыл бұрын
1e or 2e?
@icarue9932 жыл бұрын
I mean, 1e pathfinder's nat 1s are not as scary (its roll20 favorite number...) since it doesnt auto miss in skill checks and the worst thing that happens in that you miss an attack. He do have Dingo's triple 20 rule, but it was never come up... But also nat 20 on skills is just a really high number...
@sonadowfiend2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love having a 15-20 Crit Range, with a DM who uses the Critical Decks.
@insertuncreativepun35732 жыл бұрын
Nat 20's and Nat 1's are what I live for. Absolute favourite moment was that time our parties cleric failed to use divine intervention to stop a fleeing vampire. Cue my sorcerer grabbing the cleric and effectively using him as a phone line to call up his god(Heimdall, if anyone's curious) and yell at him until he gave us a second divine intervention roll. All thanks to a single nat 20. We loved the idea of my sorcerer screaming at gods so much we gave him a custom feat: Yell At God. Where he can give a cleric a second chance at divine intervention if he beats a DC 20 check. Yes this is always flavoured as him yelling at gods through their clerics, leaving the gods so baffled they just go along with my sorcerers demand. I love that story of our group so much.
@ambermehlberg27622 жыл бұрын
Me just looking at their shirt and thinking, “IS THAT ALL MIGHT?!?!”
@satorukuroshiro2 жыл бұрын
My favorite Nat 20 I've ever had was actually playing as one of my first D&D characters. The party was going through a dungeon and me and one of the other party members failed an acrobatics check, falling into a pit. After finally finding some light, we found out that what we landed in was a blood pool, and we were both covered in it cause we had a CG vs CE scuffle with each other. My character comes out of a hole further down the pit's tunnel to find a bunch of lizardmen and their monarchs. At this point, I roll an intimidation check, Nat 20 and I let out a bloodcurdling roar that causes all of them to yield to me immediately as my new minions.
@josuedelacruz60559 ай бұрын
They just heard a god of blood suddenly spawn from a pit and scream to the heavens :v
@toanuva61782 жыл бұрын
I had a time when I attacked a Witch who was trying to escape. And I rolled with Advantage and rolled two Nat 20s to hit her, and killed her instantly. Poor Witch had her spine *Erased* by my Whip.
@hefas8422 жыл бұрын
I rolled a nat20 to jump and then nat20 to hit in a "I jump as high as I can and do a horisontal slash against this hill giant".... I jumped up and decapitated it
@Bluecho42 жыл бұрын
@@hefas842 [Attack on Titan intensifies]
@hefas8422 жыл бұрын
@@Bluecho4 I even dual wielded finesse weapon
@hugofontes57082 жыл бұрын
@@hefas842 wtf Levi
@koathekid82552 жыл бұрын
@@hugofontes5708 I’m pretty sure Levi was the one doing the fucking
@aspen93152 жыл бұрын
I love how Gerk's blood-stained angery face is barely in frame at 8:01
@ellw78302 жыл бұрын
short king
@sunsetsilliest Жыл бұрын
LMAOO ICONIC
@619Slipk Жыл бұрын
The probability of 3 20's in a row is 0,000125%... Inta kill is too small of a feat for such dice insanity I feel like at this point the skies should open up, a giant hand come out and crush the big bad, squeezing him, blood running between the giant fingers, then you all showered by that blood raining down on you instantly become demi-gods
@Sweet.peach212 жыл бұрын
In case anyone didn’t want to do the math, if he rolled nat 1s on every single 8d8 12 times, he would still take 96 hit points 😅4:54 I assume he was absolutely annihilated
@Dustinlove1022 жыл бұрын
2:34 if I had a nickel for every time a very much not seeing eye animal gets passed as a seeing eye animal, I’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that happened twice, right?
@tigerwarrior17872 жыл бұрын
*Hisses in Mushroom*
@sirbaconbuster2 жыл бұрын
Now that was a good movie.
@Shatterverse2 жыл бұрын
When you got to "seeing eye mushroom" my ability to breathe vanished I was laughing so hard.
@pointbreak68102 жыл бұрын
Rolled a nat one on survival huh?
@moondrawsstuff1910 Жыл бұрын
1:08 rapidash
@Combes_2 жыл бұрын
The mushroom one made me full on belly-laugh
@maxdark15852 жыл бұрын
Love how all the nat 1s in this video were rolled by felix
@dereknight861 Жыл бұрын
THATLL TEACH YOU TO KILL OFF ALL THE PLAYERS’ FAMILIES IN FOOLS GOLD!!
@pyromainia4710 Жыл бұрын
@@dereknight861 Since this came first, it might be accurate to say Fool's Gold was his revenge lol
@jaydenrush39192 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at “seeing eye mushroom.” Love it.
@scarletwyvern37532 жыл бұрын
I love the intense frown that Gerk has the entire time it’s so cute😂
@MGDrzyzga2 жыл бұрын
That dragon story reminds me of my group and the time we drowned a dragon. I wonder how many other groups have managed that - I bet we're not alone...
@Hellbreaker7772 жыл бұрын
I love these types of stories. I remember one time back in high school, we had a fiction club that was basically a d&d group and our english teacher was the DM. Anywho, in our campaign, we had a paladin, sorceress, barbarian and I was playing my usual human rogue. We were tasked by an archmage to take back his tower which was overrun by demons. We fought all the way up to the top of the building and (for context) our barbarian player had to go to another club that day, so the dm was temporarily controlling their pc for that day. We were met head on by a powerful archdemon that was grueling for our group. A couple fireballs here and there and our sorceress was downed, the paladin was knocked back so hard, he flew out of the room, and my rogue was barely able to pull the sorceress out to safety while nimbly dodging these giant balls of doom (my rolls were just lucky that day I guess.) It was then down to just my guy and the barbarian dwarf, who was being controlled by the dm until the player suddenly came in, said that he had time for a couple rolls before he had to go to his next after school activity. DM: Okay, so half of your party is down and you're both looking up at a fearsome, powerful demon. What do you want to do? Barb: I'll grapple it. DM: O...okay. Proceeds to, on his FIRST AND ONLY ROLL THAT DAY to roll a nat 20, grips this archdemon that was giving us all hell, and proceeded to SPARTA KICK THIS DUDE STRAIGHT OFF OF THE BUILDING and to its death. Oh, the best part was that the player was like, "Well, I have to go now!" immediately after and leaves the rest of the group completely dumbfounded and speechless.
@alonosh71842 жыл бұрын
YES! Heckya, that's how you do it.
@4thScrivener2 жыл бұрын
He just "my work here, is done" then peaces out
@lor78042 жыл бұрын
>Barges into the club >yeets an archdemon off a building >refuses to elaborate further >leaves
@Hellbreaker7772 жыл бұрын
@Filip Sobczak He was definitely destined for great things. Top of his class, in every after school activity you could think of, and super intelligent.
@fin-as-drago94792 жыл бұрын
I love the Minotaur story, I love the creativity of throwing a tiny barbarian at the enemy, because it just so funny and hilarious to throw your allies.
@MindOfGenius2 жыл бұрын
Now, imagine that tiny Minotaur GERMAN SUPLEXing the boss. Ahhh, good times...
@soulstealer56252 жыл бұрын
Hades vibes
@seanpeacock42902 жыл бұрын
I once threw the part dwarf at some enemies, at his request. He did not survive and I got his axe. I threw that too.
@fin-as-drago94792 жыл бұрын
@@seanpeacock4290 sometimes there is risk and rewards (and for the laughs) also did you still have the axe after you threw it?
@seanpeacock42902 жыл бұрын
@@fin-as-drago9479 yes, thanks to a ring of return. Whatever I attached one ring to would return to whatever had the other ring on. We didn't have any ranged attackers which is what lead to the dwarf being thrown to begin with.After his untimely death and the player rolling another non ranged character the rings were found in a shop at a reasonable price. So reasonable in fact that my character wore the same battered chain shirt for the entire campaign, level 1-10 in this case.
@suchendelokidottir5673 Жыл бұрын
The seeing eye mushroom. I've been laughing for the entire video over the seeing eye mushroom
@Bartholemew_the_cringe8 ай бұрын
1:52 I’m imagining this as a conversation between Gothy and Sips
@AmazingMezmer2 жыл бұрын
We have a rule, more of a running joke, in one of my campaigns that if we roll a nat 1 to attack, our attack will somehow hit this octopus balloon creature that follows the party named Nueve, no matter how far away they are (don't worry they're not hurt by our horribly wayward attacks). Also one time we rolled 2 0's in the same session (not the same person though)
@gingermcgingin41062 жыл бұрын
How do you get a nat 0? Like I understand having a -1 mod and rolling a 1, but that's not a nat 0. Did you have a custom D21 or something?
@theapotheosisTA2 жыл бұрын
@@gingermcgingin4106 you have a minus to your role, like dex 2 - 2 = 0
@gingermcgingin41062 жыл бұрын
@Solonic That's not a nat 0, tho. 'Nat' means without any modifiers.
@theapotheosisTA2 жыл бұрын
@@gingermcgingin4106 they never said “nat” they just said that they rolled 0s. With modifiers, it’s still called “rolling a 0”. It’s not a nat thing, it’s just rolling a 0
@MrBleachfreak2472 жыл бұрын
I love how dark paladin style characters always name their mount something cute. Current campaign has a tiefling conquest paladin (Who when I was shown the mini in Heroforge, she just looked adorable) whose mount is a massive infernal horse, coal black with red eyes and curling horns, hes bored all the time unless there is violence to enjoy and once asked if they were to help a group getting robbed on the road or walking around. His name is Muffin.
@JaelinBezel2 жыл бұрын
My paladin is a Goliath so i thought a horse would be too small. Instead, the dm and I worked out a stat block for a Giant White Viper for Gila to ride into battle on instead, based off a dire snake boss stat block from 3.5e that i found but with more toned down stats. Because she’s actually a Valkyrie that Gila summons in the form of a giant snake (for personal reasons) her name is Svava, an alternate form of one of the Valkyries’ names.
@Ghost1234D Жыл бұрын
Awwwwwwwwwww muffin he’s perfect
@ElectromagNick2 жыл бұрын
3:22 It's a Goomba! Angry, angry goomba.
@augustomoreira7441 Жыл бұрын
3:09 to be fair, she is wearing two sets of glasses, meaning her eyesight was probably *VERY* fucked already.
@Midnight3Wonder2 жыл бұрын
Craziest Nat 20's my group ever had: Our DM rolled 5 Nat 20s at the same time to see if my familiar raven would FINALLY get drunk and my raven proved that he is a god of alcohol that would make even Dionysus jealous of how well he can hold his liquor! We were all stunned and questioning what the heck is up with my raven and what made his so immune to getting drunk. It just started out as a funny running gag the DM started that my raven was a heavy drinker (he also rolled a Nat 20 the first time my raven decided he wanted a drink), but now it's more like a challenge to actually get my dumb bird drunk. I think my raven only failed a roll once in terms of drinking, but we've stopped at so many taverns by now that it's honestly ridiculous that my raven only ever got drunk once. Not even our dragonborn paladin could outdrink this tiny bird that likes to ride on my shoulder and talk smack with the party! I don't know how he does it, but I'm not even going to question it anymore because we are so past the point of logic by now with this bird! Funny side note: We find it absolutely hilarious that my raven familiar is the heaviest drinker in the party, but I, the actual player, don't drink at all. We've even made jokes about me being an Irish and Scottish lassie who does not drink yet my raven can drink 6 whole barrels of strong liquor that rendered even the biggest guys in our party to a hot mess.
@jamesratcliffe15032 жыл бұрын
your dm rolled to get your raven drunk and roller 5 d20’s?? And it stayed sober?
@Midnight3Wonder2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesratcliffe1503 Yup. That's been one of our craziest moments yet in the campaign.
@A_Weird_Angel2 жыл бұрын
@@Midnight3Wonder that man's a god
@Midnight3Wonder2 жыл бұрын
@@A_Weird_Angel The DM or the raven?
@levievil92202 жыл бұрын
Lol
@BladeGenesisOFFICIAL2 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite D20s was when in a campaign I'm currently in we were supposed to fight a dragon. Then my friend attempted to tame it, got a Nat 20 and got us a dragon. The Dm ended up having to rewrite a lot of the campaign because we essentially unlocked fast travel.
@Ditidos2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I once kind of accidentaly gave a green dragon with wizard levels as an ally to the party. But it ended up fine as a distant ally on his tower with his scrolls and stuff. Well, not so distant, it ended up being the party's headcuarters.
@MorglortheManglerАй бұрын
Cooper: “That’s like her seeing eye mushroom.” Best line in the video and it had me laughing so hard 🤣
@nerd-alert53472 жыл бұрын
My favourite time is onetime me and my friends were doing this star-wars one shot for may the 4th, at the start we were in this cave and obtained our lightsabers. The dm was very good at making things interesting and different from the average campaign so he had us roll for our weapons stats during the campaign as we found or sabers. One of my friends his name is Caleb got really unlucky, he had a broken lightsaber that was radio active and very dangerous to everyone around it, but then after he we were done the dm looked over to Caleb and asks him to do one more roll… Nat 1 he looks Caleb dead in the eyes and just says, you have cancer. And then just moved on with the campaign
@realrealwarpet2 жыл бұрын
I’ve decided that i love gerk, and he must be protected at all costs
@CrusaderKnight20002 жыл бұрын
He one-shotted a black dragon. I don't think he needs protection.
@RandomTransGurl2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I need protection from him he seems terrifying
@RNJesusVtuber2 жыл бұрын
And I say unto you: "This is gonna be good."
@shred18942 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, this was a good video.
@RNJesusVtuber2 жыл бұрын
@@shred1894 "yes it was. I'm thinking of giving it a rewatch."
@CaitlynWilson141311 ай бұрын
I've never played the game nor understand it and this was hilarious 🤣
@GTEKnox2 жыл бұрын
the first two got me wheezing and sh!t, ur dungeon master is just DONE with ur antics of seeing eyes 🤣🤣
@boatingbrookcosplay74472 жыл бұрын
I had a player who I forgot if it was a nat 20 but it was definitely a high roll succeeded to convince the entire city guard that he is the god of bloodshed and managed to later become an unplayable character via ascending to a god. Morale of the story I'm a chaotic DM with chaotic players
@KaoruDenja2 жыл бұрын
Dingo: "If I had a nickel for every time I had to lie to smuggle something weird into someplace as a seeing-eye something, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
@triforceofcourage1002 жыл бұрын
Seeing eye nickels
@genericname27472 жыл бұрын
@@triforceofcourage100 the money you have is actually my seeing eye money. I need it
@Lapran38 күн бұрын
In a campaign I’m currently in we had a major end of dungeon encounter with a den of Bearded Devils. Due to the gung-honess of one PC they all ganged together to jump them, which brought his HP dangerously low but made them easy to start tearing into. It culminated in one devil rolling a nat 1 on its weapon attack, accidentally lopping off the head of one of its cohorts
@bluelightstudios61912 жыл бұрын
Main antagonist: "I will destroy your world and everything on it" *Against all the evil that hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind* *can produce... We will send onto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done!!!* Gurk:
@Natalie_the_Fae2 жыл бұрын
Dingo: I will not explain my mini minotaur Me: you don’t need to, they are perfect
@DrBunnyMedicinal2 жыл бұрын
A Minitaur! ;D
@MonkeyJedi992 жыл бұрын
@@DrBunnyMedicinal Now we just need Puffin to explain the Turtle FRIENDS.
@penguinninja44172 жыл бұрын
Tobuscus, anyone?
@soygenial1112 жыл бұрын
@@penguinninja4417 Just thought about It.
@qdHazen2 жыл бұрын
How serendipitous! Last night, we wrapped up a campaign where my character (a half-orc druid) _also_ had a Nightmare as a mount. Her name was Strawberry.
@deathblade322 жыл бұрын
My favorite nat 1(three pete in the same session) Running a custom race, which was set up as a hunting tribe, tactician ranger from 1e pathfinder(we had 6 people so I couldn't do a pet as it would take too long) Well we tracked some golem into a mine, me and the rogue took 2 paths in stealth while the party rested from the last encounter as we took no damage, I roll a 28 and 26 on survival and stealth and find the golems trail, go back to get the others, we get told to roll a perception, and i roll a 1... and disappear from everyone's sight and end up in a gargoyle den, got out with our (large) barbarian flying rage into it while I was starting to get flown off in its claws Few hours later doing tracking again out doors in a forest, nat 1, and I disappear into the undergrowth, and land in front of 3 golems, I realize I'm alone with a decent perception so I try to stealth out of there(btw a +13 on stealth) and roll a nat 1 waking up the three golems with a twig snap that was heard half a mile away... the characters name was trailrunner, and ever since our group says we trailran when we get nat 1s or botches in WoD games
@thetophatnerd26642 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing your first video when it came out. It’s amazing of how much this channel has grown with the animation and campaign
@zonbichaos58442 жыл бұрын
In my campaign the evil necromancer fell down a building after trying to dramatically watch my players and barely survived only to fail to defend himself against a single wolf.
@abrafo18912 жыл бұрын
So my favorite story just happened in a campaign where me and my sister are both players in this group, ( bit of background, my sisters character just died the previous session and is introducing their new character who is this rabbit person bard.) she was talking about how she had nothing to do on this deserted island but play the drums for the past two years, so I was like “so you’re good then?” And she just took that as her cue to start playing, first roll for her character was a nat 20! So me and the entire group was moved to tears by this amazing performance and immediately Decided she HAD to join us to play music on the road. Later we arrived at a tavern and I was introducing her to the npcs at the bar, she decided to play a tune, second nat fucking 20! Hype was had considering those where her only two rolls lol.
@senor-achopijo38418 ай бұрын
I was the DM. Party is fighting a basilisk inside a dilapidated temple when my brother, who was playing a warlock, says: "I'm gonna try to hide from this thing". I say: "Ok, it's your stealth against the basilisk's perception". My brother rolls. Nat 1. Warlock puts himself against a wall, in the typical Egyptian hieroglyph pose, pretending to be part of a mural. "Oh, well, you tried", I say as I roll for the basilisk's perception. Also Nat 1. After 5 straight minutes of hysterical laughter at the table, the basilisk doesn't notice anything wrong and simply walks past by Warlock.
@robbie_the_mastermind2176Ай бұрын
I like the idea of the critical fail for dice roles being the result of Murphy's law.
@jusquanorthwind10162 жыл бұрын
A long time ago my friends and were being stealthy sneaking through a cave when we came across a busy tunnel intersection, my Fey corgi fighter loved to jump so I decided that instead of just sneaking across the tunnel intersection to continue the way we were going, I’d use my superior athleticism to just leap across, I was asked to roll for the jump and to stay quiet… nat 20 on the jump… but nat 1 on the stealth… so I let out a loud “Yahooooooooo!” As I Leaped across… and the hobgoblins were confused because they heard it and turned to see nothing because I was a blur across their view xD we won the combat and continued the dungeon delving. Also yeah thri-kreen get the mad mad hops
@michaelprost61302 жыл бұрын
a sandstorm being represented by a bunch of sandpaper is genius
@Lightforeverandever11 ай бұрын
OMG I LOVE ENDING THE FINAL BOSS OF THE CAMPAIGN THE MOMENT IT STARTS
@MaskofFayt2 жыл бұрын
The fact that multiple carnage jpegs flew across the screen makes this video truly magical
@Milenos2 жыл бұрын
One of my friend back in the day of 3.5, 90% of the time when a party member was downed, he would run up with his barbarian shout ''You killed my friend!'' and then crit, all the time!
@ELMsAnightmare2 жыл бұрын
The campaign I'm in now is a Percy Jackson setting so we're at camp half-blood, and I was looking for someone from the Hephaestus cabin. I rolled a nat 20 on investigation so the DM told a funny, non-canonical, plotline where I found Hephaestus himself in the shower
@amethystfairy162 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that's amazing
@justaguy39832 жыл бұрын
That sounds hilarious.
@doctorjay86732 жыл бұрын
Please tell me it was a tricked out shower that has lava instead of water
@fleshdadbot68522 жыл бұрын
@@doctorjay8673 is this some complex joke im missing
@fleshdadbot68522 жыл бұрын
@@doctorjay8673 is this some complex joke im missing
@theatrenerd1524 күн бұрын
The first story's like "oh someone went to the Toph Beifong school of sneaking things into places they aren't supposed to be in"
@starcrafter13terran4 ай бұрын
I'm dying! This is so funny! I like the build up to each reveal.
@TimeBucks2 жыл бұрын
Your editing is top notch
@Tempest20052 жыл бұрын
I love that chaos just follows you guys everywhere in every iteration.
@shred18942 жыл бұрын
It's like that meme about DnD campaigns being less like LotR and more like Always Sunny in the Forgotten Realms.
@ItsMeFPS Жыл бұрын
Haven’t been playing dnd long, but on my first session I rolled a really high check to hit a chandelier chain and pinned a chimera down, then rolled two natural 1s and fell off the curtain, took half my health, and then my gun blew up. My DM was in tears
@memeguyiii4383 Жыл бұрын
As someone who never played a single game of D&D but know the bare minimum of the surface knowledge of the D&D lore (thanks matpat) find this vid pretty funny
@yksisolttu2 жыл бұрын
That must be the best representation of a sand storm ever to grace this earth.
@jasonfakename48517 ай бұрын
My friend and I made up a game where one of us makes up a random scenario and the other describes what happens next after you role a one. It went something like this: “I want to watch Toy Story.” *Rolls a 1* “You end up watching the Live Action version of Toy Story instead.”
@mnemophage Жыл бұрын
Man, I love finding out what kind of weird things D&D groups take as "pets". Most memorable one I can think of right now was when the DM joke-described the interior of an NPC's fridge as disgusting, with, and I quote, "a tupperware with something fuzzy and twitching inside". We instantly adopted the fridge-monster and began running impromptu and wildly unethical exposure experiments on what it could and could not eat (fruits? yes! bubble gum? no! coffee? EXTREME NO!), endure (fire? surprisingly yes! mind control? OH GOD NO!), and do (speak? no! die? no?! anymuch of anything at all? nnno).
@nightflame692 жыл бұрын
I still remember when my character was trying to balance across a pit with a backpack full of alchemist fire. And fell in. And one of the vial’s exploded, which makes the rest of the vials explode. And just sees flames roar from the pit like in Austin powers
@dracokaleb12392 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite series of nat 20's I've ever witnessed was when the party (I was the DM) was fighting an ancient black dragon. The artificer shoots the giant stone throne with his portable ballista with a rope tied to it. The rogue, who had climbed to the top of the throne, jumps down and uses the rope to fly into the air, gets a nat 20 acrobatics and swan dives with a dagger straight into the dragon's eye getting _another_ nat 20. Then the warlock crits with eldritch blast for insult to injury.
@dinowolf23822 ай бұрын
The "CHOO CHOO MFer!" was the best line possible for that. I'm just imagining a toddler screaming that while hurdling 400+ mph at a massive black dragon and cutting its head off in one strike while that anime frame or shattering the screen or whatever plays on top of it. Best. Line. Ever.
@JoshuajrPLAYZ2 ай бұрын
I can just imagine this game over a tabletop, like, the DM says, "The party decorates the gallant blazing steed with gleaming gold jewelry and striking makeup." 😂😂