Disaster Strikes Lawyer In Federal Prison Camp

[@timcooper9039]

As a lawyer, he should know what happens to snitches in prison. This just shows that you can be educated and still be dumb as a box of rocks

[@c.a.g.3130]

He also should've known that the guards are as criminal as the inmates. Don't 'confide' to a CO.

[@leemcclelland2618]

I believe that if I were sent to prison I would be adamant about minding my own business, not worry about what someone else is doing, and keep my sins to myself and my God.

[@brentfarvors192]

You would be one of the very few...If it's not a cellphone or dope, most of the CO's dont really care...Save the snitching for the important stuff.

[@tazz-ng5uk]

If that was black Hispanic it would be racism and guard fired. Add 5 yrs to all sentences fire and sue guard.

[@user-fed-yum]

There is no god, that's just silly, very funny 😂. But there is the Invisible Pink Unicorn 🦄 , she be worth worshiping 🌞

[@lstchance87]

​@@user-fed-yumyou feel better?

[@heathenbrickhouse7889]

I always said I was in my bunk asleep. Even when I was seen throwing punches lol

[@gxulien]

Snitches get stitches. What a bad idea. As a lawyer, how did he not know how prison works.

[@Rickinsf]

sounds to me like he got off easy...this time.

[@c.a.g.3130]

This is a fictional story because, in real life, the RAT would have been exterminated.

[@dajw7540]

I always say the difference between a lawyer and a cockroach is that there are some things even a cockroach won’t go.

[@tomb8847]

I did 2 years a federal low In 2 years I didn't see anything, didn't hear anything !

[@mangafq8]

Smart

[@tonyblake7569]

Reminds me of the clip. Hot reporter went up to some guy and he started to hit on her. She asked if he saw the crime. All of a sudden he looked worried, said how he was blind and called her sir to prove he couldn't see her let alone whatever crime she was talking about.

[@genespell4340]

I know nothing. I hear nothing. I see nothing. Sargent Schultz, Hogan's heroes.

[@TJ-st4me]

How was it at the low I'm heading there myself

[@tod3msn]

In a weird way I understand what happened. The lawyer has no "jungle agility" meaning he is not adapting to his surroundings. On top of that, he does not have good people skills i.e. is not perceptive. This is not going to be reversed and unless he goes to another camp it is going to be a rough ride.

[@c.a.g.3130]

No. None of that. The lawyer was simply a piece of shit doing what pieces of shit do. But, it's a fictional story because any 'lawyer' would know that the only 'ratting' that will reduce your time is testifying in COURT against a targeted defendant.

[@chaseschneier1076]

I think “Rat” is the prison parlance.

[@DarrenRivey]

Tattle tailing is a core skill set for upward mobility in Corporate America.

[@kenherrera2819]

Yes...a skill that will not work at all in prisons! It may advance you in corporate America, but it will result in great damage and sometimes great bodily harm in prison.

[@marlan5470]

So the lawyer learned hardcore that even fed pen guests have standards.

[@matt24510]

Fed pens are very violent, you just don't hear about it. The low security FCI's and minimum security camps are the calmer, money crime people that are usually what people think of for fed prisoners.

[@c.a.g.3130]

I'm sure it wasn't a 'pen,' but a LOW or a camp. In a pen, you'd be dead.

[@sevestan]

Maybe happened because they found out he was an attorney

[@WhiteCollarAdviceOfficial]

Many attorneys in prison. Most are likable and adjust well. Obviously it was because they found out he was trying to get them into trouble.

[@runwillrobinson]

If you want to sound like you have learned something, don't quote Nietzsche.

[@anibaljrbalt]

A lawyer is a rat ? Say it isn't so 🙄

[@davidhendren7789]

C o's are not only in on it. They're also betting on fights that happen inside the jail. And if you block the cameras so they can't see the fight thier betting on..that's 10 days in the hole.

[@theetruth4267]

The lawyer is a genius. He alerted staff of illegal activity ongoing, which staff is obligated to stop. Now, the lawyer can show that the staff not only negligently failed to perform their job, but that their negligence exposed the lawyer to further injuries and damages. Were I on a jury, I would award millions to the lawyer for the guard failing to do his job and causing the lawyer inmate to incur damages.

[@Dstrbrdgrnd]

Good luck with that😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mildredpierce4506]

You must not be aware of how prisons actually work. If that lawyer reports the guards, he might end up dead and it will be deemed self-inflicted.

[@theetruth4267]

@@mildredpierce4506 you must not be aware of how lawsuits work. Report them all. If you can make it out alive you’re going to be a millionaire. A lawsuit like this could put an end to this ridiculous culture where guards allow inmates to have the run of the roost. It’s time these prisons get under control, like the rest of the institutions in society. This weird culture where folks like you accept prison sodomy and guards buddying up with inmates is beyond weird. It needs to stop.

[@CrystalDorsey-xk8xf]

My husband 101/2 yrs in prison max at beginning. He's had job since day he got out 18yrs ago .If anyone could write good book about prison life and after it should be him.❤

[@tuvoca825]

My friend's dad was in prison for the rest of his life but got out after ten for diplomatic reasons. Vietnamese man who owned a Bible in China. Didn't share it... just had it. Commies are paranoid. On top of that they finally let Catholics in and co-opted (stole) the Bible to make a communist version they do allow. They took out "no other gods before me" not for traditional reasons but so Communist ideologies can be on top. They're genociding the Uyghurs. I would like to see American prisoners working to free Uyghurs who have it waaaay worse. "Innocent" or "not"... being an American is better.

[@RobertMartin-s2v]

Slave labor exist in the US prison system… Yes the Chinese are terrible to that Muslim minority… but it’s not like the US has never put un charged Muslims in terrible prison conditions….

[@onumaytuu]

I have heard so many cases , where prison guards were helping prisoners get items in and out the prison . A lawyer should have known this and kept his mouth shut and try to blend in .

[@zzanatos2001]

So the inmates decorated his cell to suit the guy's personality. That was nice of them.

[@donnadeerman7557]

Its true what they say a shitty lawyer will always be a shitty lawyer. So the inmates made him feel at home😂😂😂 that was beautiful karma😂😂

[@MarcG7424]

Prison saying " Do your own time "

[@Swimdeep]

Par for the course of a shady lawyer.

[@bobsmoot2392]

Naive child. Snitches get stitches. Those guards have to deal with the establishment inmates daily. They often benefit or participate in smuggling.

[@c.a.g.3130]

I've seen many a CO walked off the compound in handcuffs.

[@keezjordan1619]

Who doesn't know basics In prison. Tattle tell will Get you brownie points.. He got his.

[@evilbarbie2160]

Mmm 💩 brownies!!! Bwahaha!!

[@matthurst4678]

Prisoners run the prison, not the guards. Learn the rules...... typical of a lawyer

[@c.a.g.3130]

And at 12¢ an hour!

[@HarlemLightsMD]

When my mother was in federal prison back in the 1950s, she said things were different. She was actually taught a skill (sewing) and when she got out she had a skill set that helped her prepare for life on the outside. (This was 15 years before I was born.) I am a physician and have seen real trauma with local state prisoners nowadays. Snitching has remained a constant according to her because she spoke of it before she passed in 1999, 4 years after I graduated medical college. She always advised me to do the right thing, morally and ethically, however if it involved being a rat to be ready to pick my battles. As a physician, I’ve had to bite my tongue, unless I’ve been called as a witness.

[@StanfordMommaerts-Brown]

First Law of Economics: There is no such thing as a free lunch. First Lesson of Economics: The difference between price and COST.

[@AuthenticChronicVision]

Snitches get stitches. I have a story about a kid they stabbed 52 times. He was declared dead 3 times and came back. No one stabbed him again, but he wasn't allowed to know anything. Everyone avoided him.

[@c.a.g.3130]

To 'tattletale' on other prisons, for the purpose of harming them and helping you, is not 'tattletaling.' It's called RATTING, or SNITCHING. On the other, testifying to wrongdoing, especially that which is harmful to others, is called "Being a law-abiding member of the community," whether in prison or otherwise. If you abandon your integrity in prison, it will not magically reappear when you hit the street.

[@johnwertin1462]

I mean, he should know better, but wtf is the guard doing going to the other prisoners? He should never be able to work in the industry and should be charged with malicious something or other.

[@qwerty90615]

Some guards want to be popular with prisoners. Some guards help prisoners with cobtraband, etc, and get rewarded, maybe on the outside, maybe on the inside.

[@NotAvailable-gl4nx]

A great read is a book titled I slept through the American dream by an ex con/surfer turned bank robber that will break down the prison experience .

[@wll1500]

I would think a Lawyer would know better than to do something as stupid as that. Snitches get stitches.

[@ryhol5417]

Ratting on people tearing food and needed supplies in a situation where they are deprived. ….all he got was poop and pee? He’s lucky

[@treedoctor2745]

Yeah, sounds like the prison "Rehabilitation" system is working fine

[@c.a.g.3130]

Who told you 'rehabilitation' had anything to do with federal prison?

[@TimeSurfer206]

@@c.a.g.3130 Why do you "Think" they put it in "Quotes?"

[@c.a.g.3130]

@@TimeSurfer206 I'm not making the point that the 'rehabilitation' is or is not working but that rehabilitation has nothing, and never has had anything, to do with the purposes of federal sentencing.

[@TimeSurfer206]

@@c.a.g.3130 And I'm pointing out that you're saying the same thing they did... While being mad at them for saying it. When I put a single word in quotes like that, I'm most often being sarcastic. Like this: Dumbald TheRUMP is just SO "Smart."

[@c.a.g.3130]

@@TimeSurfer206 The point you're obviously obtuse to is that @treedoctor2745 apparently believes that 'Rehabilitation" is sadly lacking from 'the prison system,' when, in fact, it has nothing to do with prison. Prison is punishment, not rehabilitation. Sentences are retribution by society for malefaction, only. You rehabilitate YOURSELF.

[@RenataCantore]

He's so lucky 😮

[@edljnehan2811]

When you said graphic at the end I thought you were going to show pictures of it p h e w😅 thank you😅

[@BaldandInsecure187]

Stop saying Federal Prison like you were in a real Pen. If that happened in a real prison he would’ve been dead or stabbed up bad. Orange is the new Black was more dangerous then his Federal Prison 😂😂😂

[@tuvoca825]

Careful where you walk, though. The machine guns are real. But so are the pool tables, cable TV, chapel, etc. 😂

[@BaldandInsecure187]

@@tuvoca825 and ice cream machines with all the fun colors, that you use any time you want

[@RobertMartin-s2v]

2 tiered justice system, or 10 tier…

[@dizzysdoings]

As gross as it was, it was also funny. 😂 And, it could have been much worse.

[@bruceerwin5430]

True story swear to God..

[@jamajakaarivibes1623]

Well I guess there is one way to keep them from returning...so win win

[@derekheim8172]

People accustomed to using people don't stop cold turkey.

[@harry-thepug76]

He is Lucky that he didn't get his Cheeks Busted!!!😅😅😅

[@Johnvickyjohnson]

Don't be snitchin.

[@JMike-wh2gm]

This was in a camp ?

[@helpyourcattodrive]

Great info.

[@inaccessiblecardinal9352]

Don't be a criminal or a lawyer or a Californian.

[@timmcquerry6068]

You do your Time .....and I'll do Mine

[@joeschermann7729]

Does crime pay after all?

[@tuvoca825]

White collar or blue? In the end it isn't about crime but right and wrong... Heaven and Hell.

[@charleslanphier8094]

It's gonna be a long two years

[@c.a.g.3130]

Short timer.

[@petevenuti7355]

Who are you? Are these all stories of yours or your clients or both?

[@mangafq8]

I think he did time. White collar criminal

[@Trial-N-ErrorFarms-jk9iz]

Snitches get stitches!!!

[@aether222A]

Corrupt prison guard

[@markferguson3365]

Just do your time!

[@johnschick5827]

He was playing by street rules, but prison rules are COMPLETELY different. A RAT is the worse thing other than a child molester you can be in prison. The guard was wrong by telling the inmates who could have murdered him. VERY unprofessional and stupid!

[@jamesshawjr5299]

I thought you were going to say that he was stabbed or something else. They really didn't do anything to this guy. Every person left their DNA. LMAO. They are in prison. They dont care if he gets hurt.

[@SpoonHurler]

All he was trying to do was give that guard hours of paperwork for minor infractions. Lucky to still be breathing for such blatant snitching. If no one is getting hurt, always mind your business and even when they are tread carefully (everyone has different values there and that's fine).

[@plworld5315]

I’m stunned a lawyer would be so stupid as to (1 think that kind of info really mattered - that’s not CI worthy (2 not realize that the guards don’t really respect snitching either (3 not prepare in advance to know not to do thst in prison Wow

[@IdRatherBeDiving-vr5gk]

That's all they did? Sounds pretty tame, compared to some stuff you hear about that goes on in prison. Since it was a lawyer in prison, I'd guess it was a min security, "white collar" facility where pooping in someones sheets is considered a real beatdown.

[@brisbanekilarny6212]

The officer that told the other prisoners should be behind bars also. He is just as bad as the people behind bars. My son is a corrections officer (15 years) and I am going to talk to him about this situation.

[@tonyblake7569]

Love this for 2 reasons. 1 he's a horrible attorney. I get why he did it but shouldn't an attorney know the importance of getting a deal in writing? He just hoped instead of making a deal. And 2 it's funny the guard was so against tattleing he went to tattle on that guy. Couldn't tell him to mind his own business, he went to tattle.

[@victorlee7601]

He's one lucky dude. Snitches get stitches he still may end up getting a bunch of stitches or worse. He's learned a valuable lesson here.

[@davidscott9572]

Lawyers are the lowest of life wherever they are

[@c.a.g.3130]

A lawyer was on a boat off the coast of Florida when an unexpected wave rocked the boat and the lawyer fell in the water among a group of sharks but the sharks didn't eat him; why? professional courtesy.

[@srbaruchi]

"Tattletale"? Even 5-year-olds use the word "snitch."

[@chuckschillingvideos]

In many, possibly most prisons, the guards are completely owned by the prisoners. If you are in prison, the last person you should trust is a guard. In other words, trust no one.

[@sickofcrap8992]

I'm surprised the lawyer lived to get out.

[@kenherrera2819]

He's lucky it was at a camp and not a higher security level faility.

[@c.a.g.3130]

He didn't. He never lived. It's a make-believe story.

[@matthewhuszarik4173]

What happened to the guard? He should be immediately fired and brought up on charges. Who is running the prison the guards or the prisoners?

[@WhiteCollarAdviceOfficial]

Good questions

[@debrapavlica6772]

So what happened with the bigmouth inappropriate behavior of the guard?

[@c.a.g.3130]

The CO's conduct was a FELONY but it would never be prosecuted unless you filled out a BP-9 first.

[@bobdrooples]

Nee-chi. The Us has some really weird pronunciations

[@IdRatherBeDiving-vr5gk]

I always thought it was pronounced nee-sha.

[@JohnViguerie]

Not very intelligent to say the least.

[@kingdamager7370]

Shame on the gaurd. This will discourage someone from reporting something of real importance.

[@warchiefredeagle-LANDBACK]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@susiemalphurs5212]

🤭😂😂😂

[@adamtousley]

?

[@jmdenison]

Sntitches end up in ditches

[@SS-fn2qz]

and that guard should have been fired, and then charged and put in that same prison he was employed by.

[@andynieuwenhuis7833]

@SS-fn2qz; HOW do You think, that other prisoners find out, who is a child pedophile, or demented sex offender??? Most of these types of prisoners NEVER make it out of prison. The worst thing to be in prison for, is a pedophile.

[@sirdeadlock]

Did it work though?

[@WhiteCollarAdviceOfficial]

No!

[@mangafq8]

Course not

[@sirdeadlock]

@@WhiteCollarAdviceOfficial That's an even further disappointment. I guess the bigger lesson here is a matter of negotiation and the right to remain silent. If this person had negotiated to release information in exchange for parole or a reduced sentence with increased security oversight, that'd be one thing. Sounds like they gave it away for free and got less than nothing in return..

[@dudleyowens]

F the judges

[@rickolson1738]

NEVER take advice from a felon! ever!

[@tuvoca825]

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