Disney's Planes movie is "INTERESTING"...

[@WalletWorrier]

6:29 in Cars 2, they show modern post-9/11 airport security. This means 9/11 is canon in the Cars universe, which means that the planes themselves were the terrorists.

[@Not-A-Tree]

also in the Cars universe, there's a pope, which implies that there was a Car Jesus who was Carcified which also implies that there may be a car God--unless Car Atheists are right. Also my friends and I (after discussing this topic for about 45 minutes) determined that there probably was a Car H*tler so...

[@montogomery478]

My God

[@LightningBoltMaster55]

That means the planes were suicide bombers

[@SleekHeroo]

The discrimination must've been insane during those times lol

[@Mr.Needle-Hamster]

​@@SleekHeroo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Shlaps]

"that music wasn't mexican enough" took me out 💀

[@DanteKrystal]

Tbh the mariachi was better.

[@Shlaps]

@@DanteKrystal so true

[@SonicPlushman1234]

12:17

[@Aviationboi25]

I am mexican and I think it's funny

[@kuronaialtani]

The fact that this is canonically in the same universe as Cars just makes it even more of a fever dream to exist

[@ZArocket]

Fun fact: the bad plane is Roger Craig smith, who I’ll always know as the current va for Sonic the Hedgehog

[@bhpowell32]

I’ll always know him as the past va for Chris Redfield

[@dumb3484]

And I’ll always know him as Ezio Auditore da Firenze

[@shen-qf9mc]

i know him as snorpy in bugsnax

[@mattbear3853]

And he also voices Kyle Crane from Dying Light

[@Montesama314]

Gotta cheat fast.

[@Wirty-]

"WHY ARE THE PLANES GOING TO NEW YORK CITY" 💀💀💀💀

[@Alex_From_Florida]

1:57 when the movie is so predictable Jack was able to accurately nail the main lead va out of the blue

[@samiralawton7497]

That was wild af

[@VTTVpsycho]

I don’t even know who Dave Cook is lol

[@Crystalcourt]

@@VTTVpsycho He used to be a comedian

[@wooperfan584]

I keep being reminded that this movie wasn't a fever dream lmao

[@Anonymous-73]

I literally made the mistake of seeing this in theaters and I still don’t remember the first thing about it or the sequel

[@wooperfan584]

@@Anonymous-73 lol fr though. I'm pretty sure I saw this movie on tv several times, but I only remember a forest on fire. That's it lmao

[@alicornfunoggg36]

I've been reminded of there's any dead avians or cars in forest rescue movie, it's been a long time

[@Anonymous-73]

@@wooperfan584 I only remember the train scene from the first one and the RVs from fire and rescue

[@VISHALJK-q5o]

The only time I saw this movie was on a plane and it was boring.

[@Vincente22]

The way they not only clocked that Dane Cook voiced the main character but that he wasn't their first choice (Jon Cryer dropped out) is fucking INSANE

[@dylanlyles9453]

Hey, man! It's you! 😃

[@BatmanFan76]

Disney writer 1: Wow, the Cars movies were such a hit. Disney writer 2: Yeah, and guess how can we step this up. Like, what’s better than a car? Disney writer 1: I dunno. A plane? Disney writer 2: Uh… yeah, that’s right. Disney writer 1: Oh, Planes? That’s our next movie? Disney writer 2: Yup, uh huh. That’s it. You figured it out… (looks at the script, and the title actually says ‘Boats’)

[@Arri7979]

This was a delightful read. I really think "Boats" is right around the corner 🚢

[@deficientc4418]

Low key Ryan George reference

[@bearerofbadnews1375]

What about Trains kids like trains?

[@i_love_imi]

Boats but the main character wants to be a submarine

[@RoizillaES]

How about snowmobiles? Would hit hard

[@Theeshortcakespider]

“Is that, *PLANES*” -Kor, 2024 Edit: it’s been less than a day how did I get this many likes

[@Randommangorar]

✈️ 🏢 ✈️🏢

[@Theeshortcakespider]

@@Randommangorar 😨

[@Montesama314]

"I'm afraid of heights." Okay, time to shut off my brain.

[@Miraphes]

When the irrational fear is irrational

[@Charliesbowtie]

@@Miraphes right? I’m a person and I’m afraid of people.

[@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511]

Querían hacer algo parecido a la película de rio creo

[@Osio1000_5]

​@@Charliesbowtie that's just being an introvert

[@afriendofepicproportions]

'I'm really supposed to get gassed up about Lincoln, Nebraska' As someone who lives in Lincoln Nebraska, I don't know if I should be offended or not

[@swingusinners6001]

U should def be

[@TheSonDow]

Definitely not y'all know nothing happens over there

[@jessecortez9449]

You should be offended that you live in Lincoln Nebraska.

[@clawzx1195]

That was the funniest part of the whole vid for me n idk why

[@afriendofepicproportions]

@@jessecortez9449 I like it here Better than California where it costs several million dollars to live in a rat closet

[@sierrajohnson717]

It’s weird seeing Disney slowly trying to become the new Thomas the Tank engine universe, the perfect toys for those kids that really loved trains, planes and cars specifically

[@rimfire8217]

I think Thomas is better than this franchise, and I never even watched it as a kid.

[@iceman7157]

9:35 nah you're wrong dude. Flugzeug literally translates to "flying thing" therefore it's a very funny german word

[@CaptainCat101]

This movie confused an entire generation into thinking it was made by Pixar

[@brenlc1412]

Disney straight up ripped off one of their own movies. Dusty-Lightning Ripslinger-Chick Skipper-Doc

[@SleekHeroo]

Expect in this movie, he actually got the W and revenge

[@Yundemz]

Skipper is a more present father figure than Doc Dusty and McQueen are polar opposites personality wise and character arc wise. Dusty had friends and a support system at the beginning of the movie and McQueen didn’t I can’t defend Ripslinger though. He’s an extremely generic antagonist. But his voice actor did a great job at least

[@kylereese5869]

​@@Yundemz In fact both Skipper and Doc suffered events that scarred them for decades.

[@Yundemz]

@@kylereese5869 What skipper went through is worse than doc’s experience and he’s was STILL a more present father figure than doc

[@Ghostface9178]

Ripslinger is similar to Jackson Storm

[@surblechev278]

8:13 I suppressed Jay Jay from my memory for a good reason... Why you gotta remind me of the planes with *face grafts?* 10:05 YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE

[@charityquill4965]

i remember hearing that they were rebooting that show, but thankfully they redesigned the characters so they're just aircraft with cartoon faces and not fleshy humanoid CGI monstrosities lol

[@itswizardtime63]

I saw this movie when it first came out and I completely forgot about it until this video💀

[@SuperMarioSwirly]

When You Realize Planes Isn't a Pixar Movie 😐

[@Black-Thorne]

No wonder it bombed

[@rimfire8217]

Hahaha Apparently some people don’t even think this movie is real.

[@ShaunBoulais9500]

I Wish It Was

[@jaymenbuining3714]

​@@rimfire8217 wait this movie is real

[@Dominator_0211]

Jack has the otherworldly ability to sense whenever Dane Cook is in a movie.

[@akbullworm]

6:24 I’m noticing an absence of 2 specific buildings

[@rev0lve638]

It came out in 2014, so biblically accurate!

[@Arctic_toast]

I watched this movie as a child, but the only thing I remember about it was extinguishing fires

[@Trecherousbeast]

I think you might be talking about the second one, which is about firefighting.

[@danielmiller5778]

3:11 Jack won the argument hands-down.

[@xXDeiviDXx]

13:25 they're cheering because landing a normal plane on a aircraft carrier is pretty damn hard due to the very VERY short runway and using an arresting cable might rip off the plane's landing gears if it's not strong enough. For context, any proper navy plane trying to land on a aircraft carrier has a hook to catch on a steel cable mounted across the runway to break or else they would end up falling into the water.

[@commanderbeast]

Can't wait for when Kor, Eden, and Jack watch Jay Jay The Jet Plane

[@whyiamafs]

Oh yes please 🙋🏾

[@erikbihari3625]

Fun fact, dottie's voice come from non other than Teri Hatcher, famous actress, infamous diva! And this was originally direct video project, until John Lassater came and said"give the big screen this"!

[@rimfire8217]

Wow this is probably the worst thing John Lasseter’s ever done…

[@erikbihari3625]

@@rimfire8217. Really? You'd raher him doing loonatics unleashed?

[@sierrajohnson717]

1:45 I wonder if car lips make a clang sound when they touch, since they’re made of metal and not soft like skin

[@sierrajohnson717]

They don’t have spit either… I bet it sounds like an engine stalling or something lmao

[@leontriestoart]

I loved it when they spilled milk all over the control panel of united airlines flight 175

[@Theeshortcakespider]

😨😨😨😨😨😨👄😨😨😨😨

[@actuallyazurite]

15:39 im fuckin crying jack is so done with the movie lol

[@purpleflowers8723]

Fun fact: Disney almost made trains but they canceled it

[@Cmin480]

They know they couldn’t compete with Thomas

[@DutchPlanDerLinde-se9fk]

All we had to do was release the damn train movie, Disney!

[@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511]

Los artes conceptuales lucian mejor que esta película

[@oldtelevisionbros945]

Called metro

[@Shoulderpads-mcgee]

The line read of the guy going “…you’re a plane.” was actually pretty good

[@The_Super_Poodle]

“Crash, please crash 😐” 😂😂

[@WalletWorrier]

Him getting more and more modifications just furthers provokes the question of Cars 2: what the duck is actually alive on these vehicles, and how much can be replaced before it's no longer the same person?

[@charityquill4965]

also it defeats their underdog story? like it proves that a cropduster didn't have what it took to win the big race without those modifications. how different is it from a competitor taking steroids in the middle of a competition?

[@ControllerNormi3]

It also makes McQueen being old and outdated in cars 3 less credible, if he could have just upgraded all his parts.

[@charityquill4965]

@@ControllerNormi3 i remember there was a alternate ending in the bonus features where lightning entered the race under a new number and with the Dinoco sponsorship because he got inspired when he heard the crowd still chanting his name, still wanting him to race. I thought this was way better than the ending that Cars 3 actually had lol, where he just kinda gave up and was like "okay the kid can replace me, sure"

[@ControllerNormi3]

@@charityquill4965 yeah, cuz while storm was whipping his butt, he was still beating other new gen cars so clearly he was still capable of competing, but idk, I do still like cars 3 as a movie

[@carbonunicorn5759]

@@ControllerNormi3 yeah cars 3 is kind of a good movie even if i dont like it (still think its the worst one out of the trilogy) but it really doesnt make sense if paired up with the rest of the cars-verse movies

[@FireStormX77]

12:40 well, that escalated quickly, also calling “mi perito” is WILD

[@charityquill4965]

i think im shit at comprehending accents, I thought she said "my burrito" and I honestly don't know which one is worse

[@ChillFinity2000]

ok but srsly imagine someone calling you "my dog" 💀💀

[@pointiepointie]

I remember there was shorts to promote this movie. I barely even knew this was an actual movie until some years ago.

[@tannerprice2018]

Ripslinger is voiced by Roger Craig Smith. Total missed opportunity to make some Sonic jokes.

[@rimfire8217]

I love how much these movies destroy the milk boys 10:05 That's some creepypasta shit. 10:31 "he's just sexually harassing her" This was written by John Lasseter

[@cheddarcheesewoah]

when i was a little kid i was OBSESSED with this movie. i watched it at least once a week, had a dusty plushie, and my favourite number was 7

[@jaksee1465]

"But the air force is one of the good branches of the military".... The C-130 5 miles away aiming at Kor: "wise choice"

[@empeanutson]

6:09 Wait, how do they know what a skull looks like in this universe? Do the vehicles have skulls?!

[@oldtelevisionbros945]

I think

[@buggo9611]

THE GIRL PLANE SAID PERRITO NOT BURRITO SHE CALLED HIM A PUPPY

[@shaekelley6500]

It probably one of your only blind viewers. I know exactly that feeling of recognizing someone's voice I can tell exactly if a voice sounds familiar or not compared to other characters I usually try to identify other roles/characters with their kind of voice I do it a lot in anime

[@SpillingTheMilk]

The only stm viewer who can tell our voices apart

[@StupidlyLazy]

Yeah I do the same thing. Like I watched attack on titan then one piece,and when I realized Levi and Law have similar voices I realized they share the same va

[@DPB-Editz]

1:02 NAH- Relatable asf XD.

[@SentinalSlice]

The reason he doesn’t continue racing in the second movie is because they know his win was a fluke and it wouldn’t happen again.

[@yeoldeseawitch]

he's even more shit as a firefighter

[@dustydaboi]

The two fighter planes at the beginning of the film are actually voice acted by Top Gun actors!

[@thebananaspeedruns9275]

Next should be Planes: Fire and Rescue

[@GavinLepley]

They said they were not trying to make obvious jokes when the planes ended up in New York immediately after skipping the scene where they discuss removing his fertility.

[@thelandofobscuremememateri8000]

9:04 ur absolutely right, he wasn’t the first choice. it was supposed to be jon cryer (pretty in pink, two and a half men) but he ultimately turned it down. the first teaser trailer of the movie includes his voice instead of dane cook’s. i believe he still has a story writing credit of some sort though in the final product

[@G-LukeJA]

Wait....why do cropdusters exist...why are planes growing crops? What is eating crops that require pesticide to be sprayed on them

[@charityquill4965]

well there was that brief period of time when people thought that ethanol would be great green fuel before we realized how inefficient it would be to grow who knows how many more thousands of acres of corn just to make enough fuel for even a portion of the global demand. it's a stretch, but it's the best I got ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@starkstruckus]

​​@@charityquill4965i think the movie does show they're using it to make ethanol. They also show food in Cars 2 so I guess it's possible they need gas AND food to survive (organic beings in metal, mechanical shells perhaps?)

[@skepticowl7417]

Biofuel, and in cars we see tiny beetle cars so they might be eating the crops and that's why they need pesticides

[@bbq_pigeon]

This movie felt like an off brand asylum movie

[@tomatosoup1304]

I have been waiting too long for this reaction video. This film felt like a fever dream that wouldn't stop

[@jaydenng7431]

16:26 damn just noticed it was star rail and the song as well

[@GhostPhantom749]

Seeing you guys roast the movie of my childhood that i loved into the ground, tore the soul from my body.

[@thenightmarefox]

Honestly this movie I saw as a LITTLE kid in a theater, and completely forgot it existed short after.

[@endergeek236]

Same here.

[@noxweirdo]

jack the jet plane is gonna haunt my dreams

[@jolie6592]

The slow decent into madness that Jack goes through is my favorite thing. Ever, I think

[@TheCommenterDragon]

People will say what they will about the Planes films, But I for one found it interesting to see racing planes! And I was proud of Dusty because in the end not only did he accomplish his dream of being a racer, He also proved that even thouh it seems like someone wasn't meant for certain things they can still do great big things!

[@ravwoofles3858]

The problem isn't the message, it is a nice message, but there's soooo many movies that have the exact same message, but more interesting characters, premise, have other themes that kids will grasp when older, and the victory feels more earned. The movie isn't bad bad, it's just mediocre and safe. So kids will like it just fine, and I'm sure that was the target, but not only can no one be surprised that most over the age of 5 won't care for it, but the movie won't grow up with most of the kids that watch it.

[@shorewall]

This is a bot message. I saw the weird fit weird comment from another account.

[@TheCommenterDragon]

@@shorewall Are you calling me a bot or the other person a bot? Because if I was a bot then I wouldn't be asking you who is.

[@ravwoofles3858]

@@shorewall I don't think either one of us is a bot. If we were I'm impressed someone took the time to make a bot seem like more than just a rant post at best.

[@CallMeLevels]

I watched this in theater as a kid and literally fell asleep twice 😅😅😅

[@sr.lontra]

Why the Topaz with "If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking" though?

[@JamIAm211]

Watch Ice Age, its time. Its been long enough.

[@theamazingspooderman2697]

or How to Train your Dragon, or X-Men 97

[@WalletWorrier]

My question is- who are the crops for???

[@theamazingspooderman2697]

and who planted them?

[@Charliesbowtie]

They mentioned corn gas in the movie? Maybe that’s it? I’m confused too 😭

[@citrus_sweet]

Yeah at the beginning of the film they mention they use it to make ethanol fuel but it's not in this video

[@kilper_0006]

This movie was my childhood, watching you guys watch it gave me plenty of nostalgia

[@flaursey]

that one plane saying “do i look like i was built yesterday” implies that either the cars or others planes or Someone is building these sentient vehicles

[@geardog24]

Can’t wait for the next Pixar hit “Rollerblades”

[@psloh5758]

IDFK WHY IS THERE A 1.4 POSTER WHILE ANNOUNCING THE PATRONS WATTTTT

[@mustafasattar8452]

BRO, I WAS GOING TO ASK THE SAME THING AND THER PLAYING IF I CAN STOP ONE HEART FROM BREAKING

[@Mr_bukowski4435]

Bro Razzles video for this movie was INSANE!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Montesama314]

That blimp face actually made me go "Eugh."

[@toganium4175]

If you think THIS movie is bad, watch the ripoff, Wings.

[@alexgordon9508]

6:23 the Smash Melee challenger approaching music had me dead😂

[@erikbihari3625]

Take notes, RipSlinger was sonic,Ishani Nick Jonas' wife,Rochelle elaine from seinfeld,El Chupacabra rocko who lives modern life.T.l.d.r."this movie's cast stacked"! Anyone else?

[@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64]

Can’t wait for Disney’s Trains where the Train MC wants to transition into a boat for a boating race or something.

[@Thejacketshow-666]

I have not seen a second of this video and I can already hear the 911 joke

[@rainndrops_goodvibes5257]

I'm ngl I actually liked this just as much as cars as a kid

[@Funnywolf394]

Same this was like my favorite Disney movie growing up

[@Yundemz]

Same. I like it more than cars

[@Charliesbowtie]

I liked this one more than cars lol

[@PrimeParadiso]

Everytime there’s an unfunny joke and Jack goes “HAAAAA” in their vids it makes me die

[@miniface]

Bro failed to cook 🗣️

[@p0mbi_edits]

why is Topaz at the end?? LMAO

[@Groggle7141]

3:03 At least the Dusty's paying attention with his commentary

[@tomaslopez2940]

13:46 Proof that Ww2 happened in the cars universe and that therefore there was a car Hitler, a holocarst, and a car ww1

[@Cbutton]

The whole Dane cook thing absolutely killed my soul because I kept thinking… that sounds like Dane cook

[@tomatosoup1304]

It has been a while since I've seen you guys go THIS insane from a movie

[@Joe15-ob4te]

Fun fact: Planes was made by disneytoon studios instead of pixar, the same studio that made all those terrible pointless direct to dvd sequels, and also the tinkerbell movies.

[@Joe15-ob4te]

Another fun fact is that planes was originally going to be a straight to dvd movie based off of cars, but when disneytoon showed the clips to the disney company, the company decided to release it in theaters instead.

[@Bananawama11]

I had to use this video to convince my friends that planes was a real movie

[@isaiahsnead3170]

2024 realizing cars 4 is just planes

[@dattromboneguy]

When they "that guy's good"'d Jack, I laughed harder than I have in a while

[@SpeedCap_draws]

POV in a spilling the milk reaction: don't say a vehicle is hot; mission impossible

[@isak-goksoyr]

My dad died in 9/11 if he had just turned away from the towers

[@Kpping]

only real ones know how painful this stream was for them

[@ryleeculla5570]

The old blue plan literally has 50.cals on his wings what’s stopping him from shooting down the green ones

[@Gamerguy-ud1zo]

I’m still waiting for the trains spin off so we can have the planes, trains, and cars cross over.

[@Rock-Child]

Don’t you mean….Trains, Planes and Automobiles?

[@ManOfTheNoldor]

Planes fire and rescue was my favorite childhood movie

[@StarWatcher_2024]

8:13 the plane from Hyakugojyuuichi?

[@TheTexasPig1]

That editor better not be fired, that Detroit: Become Human reference was funny and nostalgic for me.

[@rosefromtitanic2264]

I’ll never forget the fact that I saw this in a drive-in movie theater. I barely remember anything about the movie other than the cool movie drive-in theater oh, and I thought that it was a rip off of cars.

[@fourleafclovis]

Topaz jumpscare oh my god

[@mae333z]

this was the first movie i ever fell asleep to in the movie theater, i was 4

[@spacecaster3802]

Even as a god damn 9 year old, I thought this movie was boring 😴

[@lgm2.079]

Planes is Disney, not made by Pixar who made the Cars movie, which is partly why it’s so much worse. But Planes 2 is actually better than Planes 1

[@IAMYOLO2020]

I loved this movie as a kid so much for some reason.

[@thecluckster3908]

They also landed in JKF airport, so that makes me wonder, what car would JFK be?

[@hybridecho8656]

Good editing as always