Robyn Hood Review The WORST Show But BEST Comedy

[@disparutoo]

Robyn Hood Review, the new Canadian take on the Classic Robin Hood story and about as opposite the English tale you can get. This show has awful reviews, and deserves it. It's one of the worst TV shows I've ever seen, but was absolutely hilarious because the creators view of the world in Robyn Hood is the exact opposite of all real life morals. Robyn Hood is supposed to be the hero, while actually just being the villain. And the Villain? They gave him all the best lines! But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@brianmurphy6480]

Oh, my dear sweet Jesus, YES. I'm gonna get me my 🍿 and settle in for this one. 😎

[@Ancientreapers]

17:37 How dare you it belongs in a museum. Don't make me have to get Indiana Jones on your case! 😄

[@arandomfawn5289]

Where can you watch this to show I want to see the peasant line again

[@trukeesey8715]

KZbin always puts yours, Midnight's Edge's, Quartering's, and Nerdrotic's at top of "suggested" and "auto-select" display. Why not shadowly banning? Because all of you endorse "bread and circus" without confronting the more important issues of genetic contamination through multi-racial casting and forced association, plus the assault by the zevites (who work for the jesuit/black-nobility network) including the founding and promotion of hip-hop violent "gangsta" culture, for instance. Who has called for the execution of the Bobs for having the intent to soften the beachhead for our eventual demise, or of the celebs and producers for participating in child-sacrifice rituals and child sodomy? None a' ya'. Listen to Prem Rawat!

[@patriot639]

These people are so incredibly ignorant of history. A Sheriff wasn't a cop. A Sheriff was a tax collector primarily. They also were the judges and administrators. They were "Law Enforcement" sure, but in a much grander scale than a cop. In Robin Hood the main issue the people had with their Sheriff was the tax collector bit.

[@themantimeforgotx]

I was telling my brother a couple weeks back that I don't even watch shows anymore, I just watch other people making fun of them.

[@MaztRPwn]

If that ain’t the truth 😂😂

[@minecraftvvg4250]

@@MaztRPwnthank god we have people that give us reviews for godawful shows. That way I don’t have to endure shows like Robyn hood

[@cristela4034]

That's the best entertainment nowadays.

[@jameszbierski391]

Dude you’re 💯 right. That’s the state of affairs when it comes to movies and television now

[@donmongoose]

I normally just watch these as well, but good god the musics so bad I'm not sure I can even make it through this one.

[@RealJustinReed]

The "real" Robin Hood wasn't even a thief or rebel. He was a loyalist and patriot who fought for his people and his king against usurper and traitors.

[@NormanReaddis]

He's robbing from the government with the absurd tax on people not from the rich.

[@PopeMetallicus]

shhh we can't talk about that these days, we'll get called White supermists! which, given this show...it'd be kinda hard to suck less than this

[@Ramsey276one]

You know how myths and legends go... Imagine the myth of Anonymous in the next century! XD

[@MrETombe]

Prince John did nothing wrong!

[@IDPhotoMan]

Velma wasn't a narcissistic racist in the old cartoon either, but they greenlighted a 2nd season before the 1st was even done lol.

[@WillStopka]

"We are on private property. We can do whatever we want"... the writers have no idea how the law works lol

[@Snowbird2701]

They read the constitution backwards.

[@dmacarthur5356]

lol all Constituional Rights are forfiet once you step on private property.

[@joshb8976]

Murder, grape, and selling drugs is legal on private property. There’s nothing police can do

[@mesolithicman164]

Is anyone actually owning up to writing this POS?

[@arbiterskiss6692]

I wonder who could write a show involving law worse; these writers or She-Hulk writers?

[@cyberleaderandy1]

The fact the director called everyone racist for giving bad reactions to this comedy fest, after race swapping everyone except the baddies, is utterly hillarious. They really dont have a clue.

[@morrisdavidmullings9833]

You ain't proving the director wrong 🤣🤣😂

[@Adamguy2003]

@@morrisdavidmullings9833 Yeah, he is proving "Director X" (Does he even realize what a stupid name that is to go by?) wrong. We have done a marvelous job eviscerating how stupid, preachy, obnoxious, unwittingly racist, and just plain bad this show is, with any personal feelings any of us may hypothetically have about the main characters' race never even entering the equation.

[@SpectreBagels]

​@@morrisdavidmullings9833how?

[@IvanMorningstar]

What do you expect from a woke retard

[@notoneofthosegirls]

@@Adamguy2003how is the show “racist” tho ? 😂

[@souperkid100]

I speak on the behalf of all Canadians when I say this show is a disgrace

[@willr6521]

🍁

[@sgtgunfodder9263]

you could at least say you are sorry.

[@speedycerviche2380]

Our tax dollars at work.

[@speedycerviche2380]

​@@sgtgunfodder9263can't apologize for that.

[@scottdoesntmatter4409]

and Canada has YET to answer for this show, Celene Dion, and Justin Bieber.

[@myt110]

One of the more insidious aspects of this is that most residents of so called “hoods” actually support and benefit from increased police presence to protect them from the criminals that this show tries to glorify.

[@iinred1954]

No they don't. They actively protect their criminal elements. One of the main reasons police can't root out gangs.

[@alexjones7043]

Yeah there’s more black people that support police than don’t, they’re just terrified to go against the mob. Kind of ironic isn’t it

[@Drak976]

Right I lived in a bad apartment complex. All we ever got was a security officer finally but I let them know I appreciated them being there. Otherwise methheads set entire apartment complexes on fire during the night.

[@protostnl6369]

I would not be surprised that the writers most likely never stepped foot in any of these places.

[@MAGAMAN]

No, the people in the hoods protect the criminals, because the criminals are the kids of the people that live in the hoods.

[@djfoord]

I love the mum being like "hey skank daughter you got enough condoms" this was such an interesting look into a different culture.

[@theequalizer9154]

There lies the problem. Such is referred to as a culture.

[@AliceBowie]

That's just wishful thinking. Abortion is their birth control, no condoms.

[@theequalizer9154]

@@AliceBowie Not even abortion is there birth control. They go ahead and have a child, usually three children by three different men. Enough said.

[@Ramsey276one]

Here in Puerto Rico I have witnessed Food Stamps Duckflocks A perfect yearly gradient of 3-6 babies. I skip that trolley and walk to the Mart, TYVM IF ONLY THEY HAD A CONDOM JAR AT HOME...

[@dangersquirrel4868]

And remember, if you have a problem with black people being portrayed in this way YOU are the racist.

[@LuckyStalag13]

As an archer (for 27 years and since I was 3 years old) the idea that someone could go to a camp and be considered an expert is hilarious. It took me weeks to get used to switching from barebow to target recurve. You can't just grab a random bow and expect to do anything useful with it on the first shots.

[@MrBrachiatingApe]

What?! I hit a static target at 10 feet on my 10th try! That's basically the same as blindly shooting a drone out of the sky at night, isn't it? I mean, these people realized you don't actual skill or practice to become writers, directors, showrunners, producers, and "activists." To them, why should archery by any different? I doubt those in charge of this mess ever learned much of anything except grievances, race, and whining on social media.

[@reyvynnightveil1706]

Too true. I got into archery at summer camp between 4th and 5th grade, but I wasn't even good at it. It took me a few years to be good enough to have the confidence to hunt with a recurve. I get that different people have different levels of innate ability (ie: I found that I had an uncanny ability to lead targets with a handgun, which lead me into competitive shooting), but the chances of being among the top 1% of professionals after 1 day with a skill like archery is laughable.

[@NatePossibilities]

I saw you come in late last night. I hope you weren't going barebow. I refilled the jar.

[@patrickreynolds5463]

Didn't you know it's a fact that English longbowmen (and women) learnt their skills at a weekend camp?

[@shaitarn1869]

And doesn't she actually have the arrow resting on the wrong side of the bow (left hand side, left hand draw)? I only took a few archery lessons, but I was told that the head had to be resting on the other side of the bow (i.e, left side for a right handed draw) to make the arrow go straight. Otherwise, it would veer off wildly in that direction.

[@tylergillmani5567]

The MESSAGE is so strong in this show. Very hard to believe it isn’t a parody until you remember that woke idiots were involved.

[@npcimknot958]

You nkow they had powwows patting each other on the back ‘ we made the next batman.. ‘ we’re awesome! No one watches it😂😂😂 especially Canadians. Lol.

[@SarcasticPlotRecaps]

I cant wait to roast this shite lmao. It's got a 1.3 rating on IMDB ffs!!

[@RCLIM-yx8gv]

She-her-wood forest ave. 😂

[@toothgrinder2760]

Yeah, to say it’s a bit on the nose would be an understatement. The show’s messaging is something you’d have seen pre-St. FIoyd riøts, basically 2016 era bIm rhetoric. The entire thing feels super dated, as if we’ve discovered it in a time capsule.

[@Blisterdude123]

Do you want to know something really funny? A lot of the 'hype' around this I've seen is the claim this is the 'first' female Robin Hood. And that's not even true. Kazue Ikura, a woman, voiced an admittedly male Robin Hood in a 1990 Italian-Japanese co-produced animated series. And Aimee Castle literally played ANOTHER 'Robyn Hood' in the 1998 British-Canadian co-production Back to Sherwood. So this version, depending how you count it, would actually be the third woman to play the character.

[@Algebruh2407]

The thing that I love about this show is how blissfully ignorant the creators and writers are about pretty much everything. They don't understand the folklore of Robin Hood, law enforcement, the "hoods", millennials/ gen z, combat choreography, or even how people actually talk in the real world.

[@cookiedoughdynamo2747]

Or how that Rolls has more smart tech in it than most laptops. It would be tracked in real time and you're certainly not _selling_ the damn thing.

[@Dave3Dman]

Because the people who are writing these modern woke shows who grew up under modern liberal parenting and went to modern woke liberal universities did not properly develop emotionally or psychologically. They are basically adult children and that is why nothing they write makes sense to normal functional adults. That is why it feels like everything is written by immature inexperienced children because that is effectively the case.

[@thePsiMatrix]

@@cookiedoughdynamo2747 Even old tech; the car has a VIN and there's an associated "title deed" (or Canadian equivalent) which shows who actualy owns it so the only way you could sell it is either to some gullible idiot with $30K or a chop-shop that somehow has that kind of cash on-hand. And I'm pretty sure if that kind of money dropped into someone's account overnight they'd be investigated by the bank as to how it was obtained given their living status.

[@npcimknot958]

Sounds about trudeau. 😂 these poeple are so clueless with the real world. .. it’s why all of us want cbc and friends to just go completely broke. How do you have the worst 💩 from legacy but youtube some of the top youtubers and streamers are canadians 😂😂😂

[@RCLIM-yx8gv]

*She-her-wood forest ave.* 🤣

[@goes2112]

Mom to daughter:"Filled up the condom jar if you need a re-up" I don't think I can come up with more stereotypical racism if I tried.

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

Truly, a horrible mother. Why are we supposed to like these people again? Oh right, skin color.

[@Adamguy2003]

All that's missing are for Robyn and her family (If you can call it that) to have a fondness for fried chicken, watermelon, and malt liquor.

[@asphaltape]

lmao i can the show is literally 95% that its like it was the intent of the show. black family with not only one absent father but TWO, living in the projects/hood, rioting/breaking and entering while screaming peaceful protest, kid abandons school to rap horribly on the internet and commit very poorly thought out crimes with her friends while everyone in the community believes thats a good thing, all white people in the show are portrayed as villains and are the source of all non white people's problems. im sure the list goes on i havent seen the second episode yet but this show is certainly gold if you find unintentionally written stereotypes hilarious like me. edit: just saw episode 2 correction aside from one secretary all whites and asians in the show are portrayed as villains and the source of all non white and non asian's problems also que that one guy offering the kids drugs in a tiny baggie

[@zombifiedpariah7392]

I don't think anyone could come up with something more absolutely disgusting and mysoginistic either. Fucking ew! 🤢🤮

[@PCB389]

Liberals are the most racist of all, we normal racists don't have a chance against their racism level 🥲

[@blowfish1702]

"Eat the rich" meanwhile they've $20,000 worth of condoms in a jar, a dining room bigger than my entire house, evidentally eat well...

[@OtakuChristian]

Wait, Robyn’s family is supposed to live in “the hood”? Then why does it look so clean, bright, and up kept? Robyn’s mom and sister are even dressed quite nice. Absolute failure of a story both writing and visually.

[@PRC533]

You see the writers have put themselves into a bit of a quandary. They want us to think the villains are evil and greedy by telling us how bad the living conditions are. At the same time, they want us to know that the protagonists are righteous and upstanding so they can't show them living in squalor because that would be bad. These writers actually are perpetuating the very thing they claim to fight against: the notion that poverty is a moral failing and only people who live in clean, spacious and well maintained homes can be good.

[@TheFatalcrest]

Well you see...you are actually considering the visual storytelling, the writers, directors, probably didn't. The prop team that probably were looking at the budget and sighing in disappointment, likely said "screw it, we'll see what we can pull...i guess"

[@Drixenol86]

Hollywood: glamorizing the ‘hood since 1993.

[@Dakarn]

Not to mention that Sheriffs only serve in County areas outside City Limits. The city has their own Police Department.

[@Dakarn]

@@PRC533 Wait... who's the villain in this story? lmao

[@CHAOSANDCLOUDS]

As a Canadian I want to apologize to the world for this and everything else last 8 years

[@BanditoBurrito]

Don’t worry the truckers redeemed you guys quite a bit

[@BoycottChinaa]

It was ALL our faults, because we all funded the mafia running [giant Asian nation]'s dystopian power grab, which included the "destroy their heroes" culture attack along with their viruses and narcotics..

[@t.bo.e2487]

Must feel like shit to live in that country huh? 😂

[@CHAOSANDCLOUDS]

@@BanditoBurrito 🙏 thanks they did great work

[@peterrealar2.067]

Even Caillou?

[@orthex13]

This is one of those shows where I would rather watch a 1 hour review roasting it then spend 30 minutes watching the actual show.

[@rhircyn]

I can't fucking even do that.

[@rhircyn]

@@Storybook_Audio Thereiry're

[@mistydolphin2524]

I'd rather watch Ben Stein reading the phone book in his most boring, monotone sounding voice on repeat for a week than watch this trash show.

[@Hareemakun]

Lol I can't stand the music for even 1 second😂

[@Sgt40K]

Overlooked one GIANT mistake. They could go to a bail bondsman and pay 10% of the bail to get mom out. That means they only needed 3K.

[@Adamguy2003]

The show's writers are too stupid to think of that.

[@nojuanatall3281]

But bail is wayycist

[@RaycrowX]

That’s what I was thinking as well

[@retrox2776]

How dare you bring logic into this 🤯 We cant have that in this show silly

[@slappydoodle]

Hahahah hello fellow person who's also been bailed out of jail Greatest moment ever Hearing my name called uve been bailed out, just as I put on the orange an was about to go upstairs to gen pop

[@magnificus8581]

I really think they missed an opportunity not calling the show "Robbin' the 'Hood"

[@N2theLAS]

Probably because that would imply that they are robbing the poor, instead of the rich.

[@casualcausalityy]

That was a Sublime album, not their best work but far better than this

[@jonathanpike6614]

@@casualcausalityycame here to say this. Well done.

[@Drakewood]

Bradley would be spinning in his grave if they called it that.

[@lesserson2182]

Rob in the Hood. ...character's name is Rob.

[@Tusitala1967]

The glowing masks are the same sort of brazen liability as sagging pants when the action starts. You know... I'm getting really sick of being /told/ by characters how smart other characters are in these shows for doing really basic things which are easily countered. The writers can't show smart characters doing smart things because they aren't remotely smart.

[@NormanReaddis]

Those masks screams stealth and narcissism.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

@@NormanReaddis they scream gheyyyyyy

[@thelaughingrouge]

Your main character can be only as smart as your smartest writer.

[@manofthewest5395]

The sagging pants give a +1% accuracy bonus when firing your pistol with 'gangsta grip'.

[@MAGAMAN]

Stupid people can't write smart characters.

[@AlexDuggan68]

Finally, a story about a strong independent diverse female who dont need no man in her life, who dont need no training to be the best, and is going to stick it to the bad white boss man. disney really need to look into doing stories like this.

[@NeSeeger]

Its a shame batwoman season 2 did this already, and that show is slightly better.

[@berlinlooks]

Passt ... don't give them ideas! Some evil person might invent a time machine, go back in time and give Disney those ideas!!

[@vermis8344]

Aspirational black characters when I grew up: Philip and Vivian Banks dragged themselves up by their bootstraps to become a lawyer and judge, and a university professor, with a nice house in Bel-Air. Aspirational black characters now: I'm a criminal, my apps aren't making me enough money, my mother has to buy my condoms, maybe I can live with my homeless dad. "And finds her, red-handed, stealing the golden coins." Why did the Super Mario Bros. music start playing in my head?

[@georgeray1906]

I think the reason you hear Super Mario Bros. music in your head is your brain's method of listening to better music and get enjoyment out of.

[@thedaagoo6553]

We are in a beautiful age where we don’t watch the terrible content no we watch people on YT dissect the terrible content which is really entertaining

[@exoticfoodreviews1319]

Yes, very well put😂

[@juliejaropillo7079]

Because the review is more entertaining than the actual show 😂

[@wertygospiner2245]

now let's see how fast the film makers will try to copyright all of these videos, cause it affects their profits

[@Mayhamsdead]

I am absolutely disgusted by the lack of punctuation in your entire comment. Jesus Christ!

[@markwheeler4245]

I watch absolutely no modern TV shows I just watch these kinda videos to see just how bad this shit is! If I was sat in the meeting at the pitch for this I'd of been saying... u cant be fukin serious!

[@allnightfright619]

As if rap didn’t glorify the worst of black culture in storytelling form, now we have a tv show to show it to us.

[@lovisericachii4503]

lol true. I miss the time when the black did Jazz and Blues. Classy vs the the ghetto shets nowaday

[@evenindeathistillserve760]

For real, the musical manifestation of the worst of black culture. A manifestation that encompasses some of the worst, if not, the worst manifestations of every one of the Seven Deadly Sins in the Western world.

[@The_Silver_Spider]

I was reflecting that mistaking hip-hop for music is something a lot of people do.

[@theunknowncommenter725]

The only time I ever heard rap that was actually good ironically was also in a Robin Hood movie; Robin Hood Men in Tights. Difference between that classic film and this should show, is that the actual intended jokes in that movie are actually funny.

[@pyeac]

​@lovisericachii4503 when was that, the 70s?

[@Cman04092]

I hate the term cultural appropriation, but if it was a true thing, this is what it would look like. Taking part of a culture and taking the piss out of it.... this show is looks terrible, lol.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

this show is just plain wacist, let's call a spade a spade. We are at the same level of Black Thor saying "By Odin's Fade" in those "whatif" comics.

[@accurateoutrage]

Netflix’s Cleopatra is a prime example of cultural appropriation. I don't think I can stand to try to watch this one either to see how bad it is.

[@TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55]

Black little Mermaid is cultural appropriation.

[@gs4011]

​@@marcogenovesi8570why would you remind me that that exists?

[@shaoronmd]

@Cman04092 Don't you know? Cultural appropriation is only applicable if white people are doing it.

[@joecan]

The most ironic thing about this comedy is that it plays into every offensive racial and sexuality stereotype AND if you don't embrace it YOU'RE the "hater". Was surprised Robyn wasn't also played as an Eskimo in a wheelchair.

[@catbert2412]

“Go live with your father”. Did they already forget they pointed out he has no place of his own? Her mom just told her to go live on the street as a homeless person 🤣

[@nont18411]

But according to the show, her mom is a good person, by the way.

[@serverllegion6184]

and there were two fathers,onefor each daugther

[@BATASHALACKA]

I don't think I've heard Disapru belly laugh so many times in a single episode. This show is a masterpiece!

[@silverscorpio24]

"You're the worst Robin I've seen. And I've seen a fox!" Hey now. That movie is a treasure.

[@theunknowncommenter725]

That was back when Disney was good. Also the fox can speak with an English accent.

[@angrytheclown801]

​@@theunknowncommenter725Unlike other Robin Hoods.

[@silverscorpio24]

@@theunknowncommenter725 'Ey! 😉👌

[@SamtheBravesFan]

I know, right?

[@cristela4034]

Still more faithful to the source material.

[@BadBrucey]

As a Canadian I feel this is the most embarrassing thing we've ever done. And we just gave a Nazi a standing ovation in our parliament 2 weeks ago. 🤦‍♂

[@glad777]

To be fair Justin Castro is the most embarrassing thing ever. You will never do worse well maybe you will find a way.

[@Xxgxxaxx]

I feel bad for you, hope you don’t have to endure the stupid for much longer

[@legatobluesummers3211]

Do not feel embarrassed, this show is a gold mine for so many content creators and therefore their viewers. So from all the people who see the true value of this show I want to thank you Canada. Love from 🇩🇪

[@BadBrucey]

@@legatobluesummers3211 I hadn't thought of it that way. Luckily Canada is overwhelming woke now (think Disney woke on steroids) that we should be able to produce decades of cringe worthy shows for everyone to mock relentlessly.

[@shemsuhor8763]

That wasn't embarrassing, it was based.

[@paulrouleau1972]

Congratulations to X Director for making a show that almost makes Disney look competent in comparison. I didn't think it possible, but now I'm a believer.

[@TheRenofox]

Dear Hollywood: "I wish my show goes down in history" is NOT something to wish from a monkey's paw!

[@sterling7]

Sherwood Forest was around 100,000 acres in the 1200s. There is a reason that it would be hard to find a band of outlaws within it, using only what men could reconnoiter with their own eyes. This Sherwood is ONE FREAKING BUILDING in an era of camera phones, CCTV cameras, and drones. And Robyn and her gang seem to be about as quiet about their criminal enterprises as a drum kit falling down a staircase. One of many, many ways the show seems to ignore the realities of its "modern" setting as convenient...

[@BigDaddyJinx]

They are "subverting expectations", OP.

[@sterling7]

@@BigDaddyJinx Heh. I know the term gets thrown around a lot, lately, but for the heroine of a show like this to succeed against all reason and sense is actually firmly *within* expectations by this point.

[@BigDaddyJinx]

@@sterling7 Oh you and I both know this. I'm all for subverting my expectations TO A DEGREE...and for suspension of disbelief TO A DEGREE...but it seems that in the past 10-15 years studios have taken obscene liberties with each. As soon as you break my immersion, I'm done. One exception being The Blacklist with Spader...far too many times I have looked at the TV screaming "THAT'S NOT HOW COMPUTERS OR TECHNOLOGY WORKS!" and then followed that up with a "Fcuk this show!" but I get that they have to make it sound and look all tech-like in order for them to solve anything, so I get it. It's been that way with tech especially since forever so they get a pass for that. But in general, when a show suspends my disbelief far too far or subverts my expectations to absurd lengths and breaks my immersion, then I'm done and I'm turning it off. There's "dumb fun popcorn media" and there's "OMFG WHAT AM I EVEN WATCHING RIGHT NOW?!"

[@npcimknot958]

This could work in a hongkong setting. Those apartments are litearlly jungles.. but.. nah, canada = black bipoc lgbtq only 😂😂

[@Zeetana1]

But the merry gang didn't have this neat victimhood card they could pull or Soros-funded DA's, etc. 🤣

[@AerialEmber]

The absolute bone-headed irony (as many have pointed out) is that Robin Hood was against excessive taxation and government over-reach. The very things this show's creators champion.

[@startrekker5888]

You do understand these writers are just ignorant at best or just out and out racists.

[@uanime1]

How exactly is this show promoting either of these?

[@Thebigem]

@@startrekker5888The Show is Racist, Because why would they have a Show about Black People and the Theme song LITERALLY SAYS “We be Robbin People”……. Assuming all Black People Steal is Racist

[@flexygoo1295]

​@@uanime1It's the culture here in the states. All of the narrative being pushed in this show is indicative of "the movement". This movement advocates dismantling police and promoting expanded government taxation for socialist programs. Among other things...

[@flexygoo1295]

And this show is literally made for that demographic

[@SymonOnua]

If they had just called it "Robyn's Hood" it would have avoided people complaining about it being nothing like the source material, while also accurately describing the whole show's premise. 😂

[@shunnthedevil3388]

As soon as I heard her bail was set at 30,000 dollars and was deemed a flight risk after she was shot and paralyzed from the waist down, I lost it! 🤣🤣🤣

[@crazyralph6386]

What’s hilarious is that a murderer wouldn’t even get that in Canada.

[@DeathSongoftheThreeStorms]

@@crazyralph6386 a trucker, however, would probably get that.

[@verindictus3639]

@@DeathSongoftheThreeStorms a trucker would also have his bank account frozen.

[@IkarosTypeAlpha]

I do find it funny that they record their crimes and make it easier to find them, because there has been an uptick of criminals posting their crimes on social media That's about the only realistic aspect of this show lol

[@JAIGH83]

They also make terrible music called "Drill" and they have a map of London which shows "their territory" and a list of who is/isn't each other's rivals and yet London police have been unable to stop them.

[@Lonovavir]

In Philadelphia one criminal livestreamed her crime spree. A true genius that one 😏.

[@Adamguy2003]

@@Lonovavir Yep, the brainless blob "Meatball." Here's hoping she's convicted of all charges.

[@stephenthomas1492]

Craving attention is a low-intelligence attribute. It makes sense they're a lot of them in that demographic that crave attention.

[@RCLIM-yx8gv]

I guess we found out the secret agenda for the illogical nonsense of this *absolute TRASH.* 😂

[@MassiveCarbonFootprint]

FYI: As a Canadian, I automatically avoid all content excreted by the government. Just like our media is a propaganda tool...our so-called culture and entertainment are merely woke graft.

[@ChaniElkin]

I'm Minnesotan - you guys do have a bunch of great shows that I absolutely love. Like 'Slings and Arrows' & 'Murdoch Mysteries' (2 personal favorites). This is not & never will be one of them.

[@kitty7644]

I am a Minnesotan and I agree. You Canadians gave us Hertland and Flashpoint.

[@Bonesawisready926]

@@ChaniElkin Trailer park boys is a classic too.

[@ChaniElkin]

@@Bonesawisready926 I don't know & (obviously) haven't seen that one. I'll have to check it out 😃

[@mr.jamster8414]

@@ChaniElkin Or the cartoon, Total Drama Island!

[@brendancoulter5761]

Original Robin Hood- Steals from tax collectors, gives money back to the poor Robyn Hood- Steals from who ever to buy glow masks and mountains of birth control.

[@nobody2996]

Always love when these stories set up these corrupt authority characters who are looking for any excuse to violate people's rights and have the plot powers to practically excuse/cover-up everything, but when faced with people actually breaking the law, breaking and entering or throwing shit at them, suddenly they're just like 'Damn it, we don't have any grounds to do anything about it. I didn't go to corrupt cop university to use my gun unjustifiably.'

[@vertigo2894]

and what was the original Robin Hood doing?

[@sol-hunter2332]

​@@vertigo2894what does that have to do with the OP's point?

[@bashamd96]

​@@vertigo2894Being a smart criminal

[@vertigo2894]

@@sol-hunter2332 People are accusing these new characters of being criminals. Let that sink in.

[@Cavpal]

@@vertigo2894 They are accusing these people of being criminals, and rightly so, I may add! They are thugs, lowlives.

[@MajorSmurf]

It amazes me how many people have mistaken the Robin hood message. Robin hood never stood for "Steal from the rich and give to the poor". He stood for "Return the wealth that was stolen unfairly". The first one is a super modern take which pretty much undermines Robin's entire story. Robin at least in the early tales he know of was a Yeoman. A minor noble. Basically he had a small plot of land and maybe a house. Robin went against the state because he witnessed so many of his fellow countrymen being overtaxed unfairly by a tyrant on the throne. He went and stole the taxes that were taken unfairly from the poor not stealing from rich people in general. If a merchant was rich and earned their money through hard work then Robin didn't take from them. He had a firm strict belief about that. The only reason he might go after them is if they stole from the poor. Of course not even merchants were safe from the over taxation so it's a bit of a moot point. The merchants would have barely anything worth stealing. Another point I want to clarify poor in medieval terms was a step away from death. There was no state to house or feed you. If you were poor in those times you were likely going to die from dehydration, disease or the cold before hunger is really a problem. The only saving grace for the poor was the church who weren't exactly the nicest people if you were a non believer or of a different faith. The church was also under taxation in those days so they also weren't doing well in terms of wealth either. Robin had no choice but to resort to the life of a criminal. If he could have done it any other way I'm sure he would have but shockingly a rather robust legal system for these things wasn't created yet.

[@patriot639]

Give this man an award for best explanation of the story of Robin Hood. Well stated.

[@ChaoticYak1]

And coincidentally, the Magna Carta, a charter of rights (not the first as is often claimed) was actually signed by the hated King John.

[@joebro2670]

Wow, well put

[@Birthday888]

This isn't necessarily true? "Robin Hood" as a figure, like most folkloric figures, is subject to numerous interpretations and changes over the years. The earliest copies of Robin's ballads talk about his antagonistic relationship with the Sheriff of Nottingham, his "steal from the rich, give to the poor" and him being a devout christian despite being an outlaw. But him being a noble and his patriotism of King Richard were all later additions in the 16th century publishing of his tales. Which, of course, given that widespread public education wasn't really a thing, and thus, most likely read by the upper to upper middle class, you could see why they made Robin a member of the nobility rather than just some random outlaw. Much more palatable for wealthy readers to make Robin someone who steals from "bad" nobles rather than rich people in general. But Robin has always originated as hero of the lower classes and peasantry. Also, yeoman as a title for minor nobiity was, again, more a 16th century thing. Like, there's a reason why Robin becomes an outlaw for illegal poaching. It's a reflection of the political and social unrest amongst the peasantry when new laws that were created that made hunting animals like deer illegal. The show definitely still sucks though.

[@OcarinaSapphr-]

@@ChaoticYak1 Not without a lot of pressure from the barons, though- & he repudiated it as soon as he was able. The Magna Carta spoke a lot about property rights- & though it was better than no one having rights of any kind under the king, there was still a long way to go- & even later supposed 'people's heroes' like Oliver Cromwell disregarded it...

[@angrytheclown801]

The only show where the answer to police brutality is: more please.

[@crocadillius6418]

A woman who weighs, at a guess, 140 lbs kicked a man who weighs, id guess 210 pounds and in 30 pounds of gear, in the knee, and he went flying. And that’s not the least believable thing in this show.

[@geraldmorgan6906]

I honestly didn't think we could produce anything worse than Justin Trudeau but there we have it. I stand corrected.

[@AJTalon]

I think Castro had a hand in that, too.

[@simeontodorov9353]

for a moment I thought you were going to mention the other Justin that Canada donated to the world

[@eddiebendigo7317]

Yall's better start putting gold leaf in our syrup to make up for your terrible, terrible crimes.

[@jacquelineking5783]

After seeing this India is going to decide they can't surpass anything you guys do to yourselves.

[@benjamintherogue2421]

At least the show hasn't found an actual Nazi to honor. Yet.

[@chelfyn]

"everyone knows selfies...it's basically women covering up things more interesting than their face, with their face." quote of the century mate!

[@noneofyourbiznis]

👍🤝😁

[@StarWarsomania]

Usually, when the “good guy” decides to commit crimes, there’s scenes where they struggle with the moral conundrum. They’ve been forced into this by circumstance, not choice. The crimes are also targeted specifically at those with more power who are engaged in corruption or wrongdoing. For instance, in the old guy Morgan Freeman bank heist movie, the characters specifically target the bank that shut down their factory and is refusing to honor their pensions, leaving them high and dry after years of working “for the man”. According to them, it is their money by right, the bank is just refusing to honor their pension. Or in the 93 Robin Hood movie, the sheriff has lied about Robin’s family, driving him into the woods, where he learns that the sheriff is also abusing the peasants. With no other way to stop him, Robin Hood begins a guerrilla warfare, targeted not at “the rich” in general but specifically at the blood money from traitorous nobles seeking to support the sheriff in his bid to steal the throne. He also is just stopping the flow of money, not harming the nobles. This, this just dumps all of that in the trash and is like “crime good” 🙄

[@Adamguy2003]

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves came out in 91, not 93. Doesn't negate the excellent points you made, though, of course.

[@dr.kineilwicks7002]

Going In Style is the Morgan Freeman bank heist movie. I liked how, in that one, the one guy was against the idea of the robbery even when the others were all in until he realized just how severely the bank and the factory were screwing them over. It's like...yes we might toy with the concept but it really does take something that dire for the average person to finally tip over that edge. It used to be, with movies, that bad actions absolutely could not be rewarded, like how the Dean Martin Oceans 11 or the original Italian Job didn't end up with the money at the end. Then it was "well they can get away with it but the crime has to be against someone even *worse*" like the 2000s remakes of those movies. Now, apparently, it's just "do crime." :\

[@Zeetana1]

It's almost like social engineering, to cause a certain demographic to continuously carry out "righteous looting and crime". "Reperations" some even had the audacity to call it...

[@StarWarsomania]

@@Adamguy2003 goddammit, that’s what I get for going off of memory and not checking, lol

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

@@dr.kineilwicks7002 So finally time for the GTA Movie, or is this what Fast and Furious was all about ? only saw the first two or three.

[@Azdaja13]

I always find it funny that the parties of high taxation have appropriated Robin Hood as their role model... like, they couldn't choose a less fitting character.

[@gagelindell271]

The condom jar re-up line could possibly be the cringiest line ive ever heard. Surprised they didnt protect a planned parenthood from police.

[@NickWebb-lc6ry]

promoting being loose woman and getting your numbers racked up?! Sickening!!! WTF....Where is the shame?

[@gagelindell271]

@@NickWebb-lc6ry 100%

[@Adamguy2003]

ALong those lines, another reason why I was overjoyed when the 'Batwoman' show was cancelled was because, if it wasn't, it's pretty much guaranteed the show's writers would have made an episode geared around throwing a temper tantrum over 'Roe v. Wade' being overturned that summer. Like, maybe, an EEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL "Christian" church's members have been kidnapping a bunch of pregnant women who were contemplating abortions, and holding them captive in order to force them to carry their babies to term and give birth, so then Batwoman has to swoop in and rescue them and give a hammy lecture about "Choice" while escorting them to a local abortuary.

[@gagelindell271]

@@Adamguy2003 Easy…..you are making a jump from one show to another.

[@Adamguy2003]

@@gagelindell271 I suppose I am, but I believe it is justifiable because A) 'Robyn Hood' has a TON in common with 'Batwoman.' The two shows are cut from the same rotted, toxic cloth. B) My reply dealt with the main topic comment you made, imagining how an obnoxiously woke show would handle the topic of abortion.

[@AsheramK]

And so Hollywood has gone full circle and brought back the Blaxploitation films. History damn well is cyclical.

[@RustCole01]

It is amazing how insulting this show is to minorities. I can't believe this trash was approved every step of the way, without someone ever explaining how bad of an idea this was.

[@Ramsey276one]

You think they noticed? Nah XD

[@brianmurphy6480]

Also cynical. 🤷‍♂️

[@Bonesawisready926]

Superfly and Foxy Brown were way more respectful of black culture than this tripe.

[@casualcausalityy]

Yeah when condom jar Mom turned out to have 2 loser baby-daddies I was like "seriously?! This HAS to be a joke."

[@thomasrobinson8789]

7 minutes in, and I'm already rooting for the 'villain.' Shows like these really need more 'Japanese entertainment.' At least then we could get a reason to hate the villains (like them being a 'happiness cult' out to enslave the world)

[@Rah1381]

Mob psycho?

[@conordyer2307]

This actually makes CW shows look like competant productions.

[@todd4918]

I am sorry to be Canadian. Not only for this show but also because of our dictator Justin Trudeau Little John the pride of the army

[@The13thRonin]

Your country serves as a vital part of the global community. Who else would be a warning to others about the perils of allowing moral cowardice to destroy your entire culture?

[@donthaveaname15]

Trudeau at least made blackface believable, compared to these failed actors...

[@QuixoticCowboy]

I am just upset that Justin didn't bring out his makeup and have a cameo as a resident of the that apt. tower

[@HydraSpectre1138]

Canada still gives us gold. They gave us Denis Villeneuve, one of the best directors of our time. They gave us The Raccoons, one of the best nostalgiakino shows out there. And the Deus Ex prequel games were Canadian, and they are some of the best games of all time.

[@SparklesMcFartyPants]

Do you think that Pierre Poilievre would do better?

[@davidgaskins2876]

Considering the "Director X" of it all, plus the cast and THE MESSAGE, I am shocked this got bad reviews. Aren't these critics worried they might be accused of misogynoir?

[@SirBlackReeds]

Pretty sure they have rollover minutes from Batwoman.

[@joshualowe618]

Mysogynoir! 😂 I forgot that word existed!

[@Kalashee]

No, cuz it’s ok when they do it, you see. They conveniently never add the “hypo-“ part when they’re critical about anything

[@irishnotsane9365]

Why would they when we know they are paid?

[@hope-cat4894]

​@@irishnotsane9365I guess after the Rotten Tomatoes scandal, they've dropped the act.

[@sol-hunter2332]

Robin Hood stole from the king who overly taxed his people, and returned the money back to them. I get the feeling Robyn isnt gonna be targeting the same types of targets and i fear to know who the money will be given to.

[@cristela4034]

greedy rich for these people equals people who actually work for a living instead of lazing all day and calling themselves victims.

[@DG-mk7kd]

not just the king, the nobility people who by birthright felt entitled to take what they want to support their lifestyle: houses, food, services all paid for by extracting from other people's labor. If the peasants complain just call on the king for a show of force. In the worst cases nobles would beat, kill and rape the commoners, and be shocked at retaliation

[@ericfrancisco6615]

Pretty sure it's likely going to go this show's equivalent of BLM.

[@brianmurphy6480]

Remember, a tyrannical and confiscatory government is THIS Robbyn' Hoodlum's natural ally.

[@Rar830]

@gmualum08So Kung Charles was the good guy who got dethroned by the sheriff?

[@BoyGeorgiaX]

It’s amazing that they thought “hood is like HOOD” that’s so creative and a great concept for a television series.

[@numen2936]

How can they produce such a show... Its horrendous. Watching it should be a national test for mental strength.

[@SkyExplosion]

Well someone had to grab the Crown of crap ever since CW got bought and shut everything down.

[@simeontodorov9353]

to be fair, those who would watch this and like it dont have a particularly high mental energy, so anyone idiot would pass that test

[@muratigentijan8911]

and racist if you think abt it, or at best inciting, since it shows a stereotypical behaviour that is considered shit to be actually good.

[@Aughtel]

I have never felt more sorry for fictional police since the last time I watched Police Academy.

[@TheRestartPoint]

The people who make these shows are secret Disparu fans, they con execs into giving them money to fund content for Disparu, i'm sure of it. Well done "Director X", I haven't laughed this much for quite a while.

[@DFLaval]

Lol, you give them so much credit

[@michaeltalpas]

Hold up. A protest group shows up at a high rise, and there's no media there? The protesters would have called the media to let them know they were going there, because the whole point is to cause a disturbance to get media attention. I mean, of all of the unrealistic things in this movie, that one got me.

[@pogue6327]

Thank goodness we have the CTRC in Canada. They're standing strong to protect quality content like this, by making sure pesky, nuisance content like Podcasts get suppressed.

[@npcimknot958]

😂😂😂 no wonder they need crtc vs let the art speak and sell itself lol.. if this is the quality jfc.. no wonder htey need to force this on everyone lol

[@Phillipgraves869]

Let’s not forget banning hunting rifles to keep our streets safe 😂

[@thenimblegorilla107]

The least believable part of this show is that the main character is named Robyn and not Lakeshia

[@laineandrews9291]

Or Laphonza, the new black lesbian senator of California appointed by Newsom. What goes through black women's minds when they name their kids?

[@jacquelineking5783]

I assume they think it is vaguely African. I am reminded of a SNL sketch where a black family wanted to sue a pharmaceutical company for using their names for their medicine.

[@theunknowncommenter725]

​@@laineandrews9291 their heads are like giant chocolate Easter bunnies. Completely hollow.

[@laineandrews9291]

@@theunknowncommenter725 I wonder what the crime stats are on blacks with ordinary names vs the made up ones, whether there's a difference? They say your name is your fate...

[@Mayhamsdead]

And mostly brown.

[@DanLovesBooks]

I’m jealous of the fact that in 10 years all these shows will be legendary comedy and I’ll have taken a walk into the woods as a failed comedy writer.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

There’s hope for a brighter future. Stay strong.

[@jonchowe]

Apparently the lesson is to do something you're bad at. Suck more?

[@AscendingAdventures]

Stay strong brother. You’ll be in my prayers!

[@gladiatorscoops4907]

My fear is future writers, movie/tv show creators will grow up watching so much crud like this and think this is the level you need to be at to be a Writer/Creator. Where as my generation grew up watching, idolising and learning from some of the greatest writers and directors we have ever seen when the medium was at its peak and even with that inspiration there are only a few from my generation went onto reaching a similar level of the craft. It just keeps getting watered down with every generation.

[@danielfritts854]

Try Tylenol and bleach

[@James.B.Russell]

23:30 as an American soldier, the way they have his uniform is hilarious. The camo is OCP/multicam, not the Canadian camo. He's wearing a patrol cap INDOORS for some reason, his left name tape says "ARMY" (not specifying what country) and his right name tape has an initial in it? You have only ONE name on your name tape and it's always your last name. If you have a hyphenated name, they choose the first one, or they combine the two without the hyphen (I've seen on soldier with the name Felicianosantiago on her name tape). And worst of all, no rank on the chest fuzzy. What, he got demoted to an E-1 PVT on his way back from deployment? These showrunners are complete idiots.

[@sodreir.8666]

They are lazy to the point of not even googling “Canadian Army Uniform”

[@MikeyJBlakeJR]

Love this insight 👌

[@thelaughingrouge]

This show may win the award for knowing the least about the source material. Tell me again how the writers deserve so much money.

[@Gorbz]

Got to love how tech-savvy the writers of this are, when they say they "wiped down" the data on a video. When they upload it, the police will be able to see it, know when and where it took place as they were there, look at the account that uploaded it, and figure out who to arrest from there.

[@ruben3305]

I can imagine the writers wearing a COVID mask, on their phones all day on social media and afraid to leave their apartment because they’re afraid of the real world.

[@npcimknot958]

And yelling out their window when they see all minorities outside just enjoying life lol.. 😂😂😂

[@danh9790]

I love how Robyn Hood Yells; "stay out of Sherwood!" and the cop HAS ALREADY DRIVEN AWAY 😆😆

[@catbert2412]

ok the sheriff is supposed to be the villain, but in this show so far i don't see it all he's done is try to arrest a gang of criminals & get attacked by random people. You can't have your villain be the only one trying to stop actual criminals & expect people to just go "yay he's the bad guy because he is after the other people".vilian

[@ragael1024]

"dude you fight slower than Ahsoka" has to be the most insulting thing modern audiences ever witnessed.

[@elperrodelautumo7511]

Also I could’ve rewritten it in manga form. Maybe make it set in an alternate version of Canada where maybe that land became a set of northern US states and they live in some rundown projects. So lawless that the cops would chase criminals that end up living in there and need drones and extra cop numbers to get there. For Sherwood Forest projects, it’s the most sustainable housing area that it has its own currency and makes the dollar look like a joke. So very stable and yet endangered by criminal gangs that roam the projects and John Prince the real estate mogul who wants to buy Sherwood Forest and turn it into new condominium apartments for the middle and upper class people from the larger city of Mercia.

[@catbert2412]

Throughout this entire show did the rich guy or sheriff actually do anything bad? Yes a deputy shot the mom as she & the entire building resisted arrest, but beyond that seems like the “bad guys” were always just reacting to the criminal acts done by the “good guys”

[@Adamguy2003]

Exactly! btw, I find it very fitting that, in the beginning, we learn that one of Robyn's not- so- merry men is nicknamed "Buzzard." Because, you see, nicknaming yourself after a scavenging carrion bird that preys on dead and dying animals totally sounds like something that a person interested in helping the poor and downtrodden would do!

[@ankuriboh]

I've seen a few things called out in the comments, like people trying to deny that Robyn Hood and her friends are criminals. From what I understand watching the intro, the characters broke into a construction site to film a music video and the police were called. Yeah it's not a serious crime like a felony, but it's still a crime. And when the police responded the characters began fighting back, which is assaulting police officers. They fled from the police, which is another crime. And then they destroyed the drone which I'm sure is destruction of government property. The show goes on to portray the police and the Prince family as corrupt and violent, especially with how the police reacted to a peaceful protest or shooting Robyn Hood's mom, but that's another issue entirely. I'm not a legal expert but I doubt it retroactively legalizes all crimes those police investigated, at least not automatically unless you can prove some sort of malice or corruption involved. Also I've seen people arguing that the original Robin Hood was exactly the same but no one ever criticized him as a criminal. The original wasn't an egalitarian thief. When Prince John temporarily held the throne he mismanaged the kingdom and drastically increased taxes, so Robin Hood was robbing the rich to prevent Prince John from collecting those taxes, just making Prince John's life miserable until King Richard came back. Robin Hood was later spun into a hero of the people and the egalitarian thief has been used as the basis of a few characters in fiction, both heroes and villains. Off the top of my head, Adam West's Batman had a villain named the Archer whose whole deal was robbing the rich and giving to the poor. The Archer was portrayed as a villain, albeit with a lot of campiness to his character and the show as a whole. Vi, Powder, and their friends in Arcane were also thieves who were robbing the richer upper city so they could earn more for themselves and, presumably, their poorer undercity, but Arcane wasn't trying to deny it. Their crime at the start of the series kicked off a lot of the plot and the consequences of their actions were felt throughout the entire show.

[@boobah5643]

You talk about the 'original' Robin Hood, apparently unaware that the Robin Hood figure was a few centuries old by the time Richard was born. The iteration you're referring to might be the most well-known, but it's hardly the original.

[@ankuriboh]

@@boobah5643 I guess this is picking apart semantics, but I think we're both correct. The "original" I'm referencing isn't actually the original legend. But the TV show includes characters based on characters who weren't in the original Robin Hood legend but were added in later, like Friar Tuck and Prince John. So with regards to the TV show, the more popular iteration of Robin Hood is the original material. Kind of like this: Spaceballs is a parody of Star Wars, and Star Wars was originally inspired by the film The Hidden Fortress, but The Hidden Fortress isn't the original source material for Spaceballs.

[@boobah5643]

@ankuriboh That's fair, despite how strained I find your attempted illustration. Then again, it got the idea across, so strained or not, it worked.

[@Magnificent7Seven]

Has Canada had a writers or actors strike? Those responsible for this trash need to be fired!

[@hurtchain5844]

Nah. The writers are just Trudeau funded

[@milomacdonald4980]

Everything is race and gender swap and girl bosses..any white male is the villain or the pathetic butt of the joke . Imagine if the guy was talking to the woman cop like that ,NVM kicking her ? All thats left is to let everyone know the main character is bi gay or trans ..all boxes checked in the first 5 minutes . Keep coming up with this woke crap nobody watches because the taxpayer is forced to prop up an ideology that hates them. FJT

[@alzaelnext638]

There likely wasn't a writer to strike. This was made by a music director. Hence all of the shitty rap.

[@brb1017]

I'm fairly confident ChatGPT wrote the whole thing. It sounds like how it writes and designs stories without a proper writer to get it back on track. 😂😂😂

[@alberto5770]

Fired? Hanging is more eco-friendly

[@JamesScarborough5290]

Creativity used to involve intelligence and subtlety. The writers of these shows lack any sense of understanding when it comes to the human condition. How did it come to this? Great video - one of the best from Disparu.

[@goufr3540]

So this is basically Canadian Gotham Knights with a somewhat Robin Hood theme. The dumpster fire just writes itself.

[@JohnDoe-vm5rb]

At 25:20 (roughly) the guy raises his gun and there's a sound of a revolver hammer clicking. On what looks like a glock, that has no hammer (it uses a striker) and cannot make that sound. They may as well have dubbed in a shotgun pump sound.

[@johnconcerto8721]

The way they have selected the main bad guy to be an evil white pantomime Bond villain man is just hilarious. Very subtle.

[@BruhMoment-fr4zr]

Every single one of these "minority-led" shows portray their scant few white characters as either psychotic bastards or uncultured dorks. Like bruh we get it, you don't like white people lmao

[@Adamguy2003]

It's literally the only style of villain that obnoxiously ultra- woke entertainment industry leftists know how to make.

[@SunwardRanger83]

Not just subtle, it's so unique too. You hardly ever get to see a villain who's rich older white man. Truly this show is making history.

[@thomasdudley7982]

Disparu I've enjoyed your other videos but this has to be the best. They left you so much material to laugh ones ass off. This show truly sucks but it takes itself seriously so that is hilarious. This show is a perfect example of the entitlement that is endemic in the culture. Entitled to break the law anytime, entitled to steal, entitled to complain when consequences for their crimes occur. It's just so stupid. Thanks for the review.

[@rogerborg]

Doctor: "Bad news, Robyn's Mum, you'll be unable to work and support yourself." Robyn's Mum: "OK, but what's the bad news?"

[@nojuanatall3281]

At least the mom has a reason to be a deadbeat.

[@natp8387]

I watched this episode with a Canadian friend as a bet. At the end the both of us looked at each other and went 'Why the hell was this made?'. I'm assuming someone got one of those cultural equality grants a few years ago and this result dripped out of the sewer eventually.

[@BigDaddyJinx]

You are right over the target, OP. Directly over the target in fact. That's all I will say.

[@npcimknot958]

Lgbtq/ biopic power of course!! Cause thats all that makes canada.. you know not the massive asian community, Muslim, etc.. none of us exist.. and its ok.. cause none of us want to be apart of this era of cringe.. I feel sorry for blacks right now.. lol.. jeez.. this is your representation 😂😂😂😂

[@jeniferclemente1252]

This is horribly hilarious. I wasn’t expecting you to review episodes of this show too but I’m glad you are XD Thank you, Disparu Edit: I enjoy rewatching these reviews every time. They still crack me up. 😆

[@karenhall4645]

Aren't protests supposed to be held OUTSIDE on the sidewalk in front of the company your protesting. Then the news cameras come by you broadcast your grievances. It's perfectly legal. I've never heard of people bursting into a lobby to protest. Trespassing isn't legal.

[@stevenscott2718]

to steelman it(which is more thought than the writers put in) If they did a 'normal' protest then broke in to make sure it makes the news.

[@TyeDPod]

It happens sometimes. Normally they are given a warning to leave. I don't know about Canada but most USA states require a verbal request to leave before it can be considered trespassing, if there is no posted signs. If they remain or return they can be arrested.

[@tskwerl]

I think I speak for nearly everyone on the planet (and possibly the universe) when I say, thank you for putting yourself through that. Nobody should have to. You're not the hero we wanted, but you are the hero we needed.

[@francois9018]

The most funny thing, is that right now in canada there's this catch and release law. That pretty much allows the canadian law system to just let people go under "probation" for a crime they just committed. Its why canada's crime rate has skyrocketed. You could get caught doing a crime in the morning released at noon get caught again, released in the evening and do another crime afterwards. Its also why we have criminals walking the streets commiting even more crimes, because our law system is a joke. So them fighting like this is the most hilarious thing in this show.

[@PopeClemensIIX]

I bet the WGA writers think this is the peak of writing...

[@DEATH-THE-GOAT]

39:02 MEZCAL is an agave spirit from MEXICO that resembles tequila but the taste is often rustically smoky. This is because the agave is roasted, _just like robyn is being right now._ In addition, unlike tequila, it is made from several different varieties of agave, mainly espardin. How to drink Mezcal? Mezcal can be drunk straight or used as an ingredient in various cocktails. Traditionally, it is served in *SMALL* cups made of glass, wood or ceramic. There are also many classic drinks that can be adapted to include Mezcal.

[@dr1742]

I'm just glad we finally got to hear "Based Economy!" Again 😆 Also, yes. This series is indeed garbage and the "bad guy" is absolutely amazing 🤣. Immature, incoherent, chaotic, horribly contrived, etc. A collection of memes, bad hood tropes, and Portsider talking points made into a series. This is proof that there is little hope for television.

[@CJ-hx9du]

Thank you for sitting through this one for us Disparu, you're the champ.

[@lhallora1]

It boggles the mind how many people must have thought this show was good in order for it to get made. Imagine being in the pitch meeting! The writers room! The people listening to auditions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheRenofox]

I'm imagining everyone nodding awkwardly, until someone quietly says "it's kinda shite." And then the room erupts into yells of racism and homophobia as they gang up on the one who opened his mouth.

[@thePsiMatrix]

Maybe we should suggest it to Pitch Meeting. "So how are they going to get in? I imagine it'll be incredibly difficult with the place being essentially a fortress.." "Actually it's gonna be super-easy, barely an incovenience" "Oh really?" "Yeah, they just find a unlocked and unguarded door and walk inside" "Oh.... but this place has lots of cameras, right?" "Nobody's watching them though" "So the impenetrable fortress has an unlocked door with no guarding it and the cameras don't have anyone watching them. Are there ANY guards patrolling?" "Nope" "So, so, so, so... how is this a fortress again?" "Well it's where the bad guys hang out!"

[@TheFatalcrest]

@@thePsiMatrix XD You'd think these writers would at least draw a doodle of the building and say "Alright, what can we put in the characters path so they have to show the barest effort...A locked door?"

[@npcimknot958]

Nah, it just takes a. ‘ I’m black indigenous lgbtq __ give me a show That’s it..

[@Zeetana1]

They just saw: "Lots of non-white people?? We're in!!!" Gotta fill some quotas to get a good ESG score to show how virtuous they are. Hey, they just gotta fill the quotas - it doesn't have to be quality...

[@mollyscot1563]

"The museum can't have my mouse either" LOL! You should be writing shows Disparu.

[@dargoz8]

"I'm not getting caught by the police, because they followed a trail of you dripping on the floor." It was at this point that I fully lost it. And this is why i prefer watching the commentary over anything modern day

[@benjaminrabuzin9957]

I actually used to live in the building that they are filming in “robyns apartment” and I think it’s actual horseshit to have rich people using government housing to tell us we should eat the rich. I doubt they made any donations or repairs to the building when they were done

[@laineandrews9291]

It isn't "government housing". it's taxpayers' housing and the residents by and large don't take care of it.

[@Krysnha]

In mi country, more or less in 2019, we have after 15 years of lefty goverment, we have a rigth wing goverment, and is hilarius, one of the many bad decicions of the lef were, were the emergency plan and well we call it village Arana, village arana were those goverment housing and good ones, bedrooms, complete and luxury bathrooms, and what did they do, they destroy them, sell the toilets, and roof, doors and more, all tax payer and when offer to work for a salary, they said no, and receive goverment hand outs, and emergency plan give money, yes give people money, they didnt have to study or work, thinking will buy, food, water and clothing, they end buyn cel phones, cars, cigarrs and booze,

[@nicholascowling7052]

I'm fully behind Disparu's lore that the condom jar is the reason why the family is poor... haha Her mom tells her to fill it back up... She was only gone for 1 night... either it's a condom jar with one condom in it, or Robyn is a horr...ible with keeping her legs closed.

[@halcyon6098]

But then they wouldn't be poor.... givin it up for free...tsk tsk

[@theMyouknow]

It’s ok to say whore it’s one of the oldest professions.

[@autobotstarscream765]

​@@theMyouknowSex work is work, right? At least it's work!

[@theMyouknow]

That it is one of the best workouts there is.@@autobotstarscream765

[@myrddrral]

Pet peeve on almost every show/movie: whenever firearms are raised, they make cocking sounds, no matter what they are or if they even CAN be cocked. In this case, striker-fired pistols. It grates.

[@travisgeorge1553]

I think it's poetic to hear a song "we be robbin" after the summer of flaming love, and the massive crime wave in places like Chicago, New York, and recently, Philly. I heard from Az, that you couldn't make it past four minutes initially. Not sure where you got the absolute giga chad energy, you had to gather to get through this, but i thank you for your stunning and brave service to humanity. "The only hoods I like, are pointy and white." - Keenan Michael Keye

[@grahamgallacher4782]

It speaks volumes to Disparu's competence as a reviewer that his transformation of the material is what's keeping me engaged...

[@thedomoking]

3:34 I love how they were trying to show them redirecting force, which is an actual martial arts technique, yet insted of using any kind of actual technique they just circled around each other like they were playing ring around the rosies

[@kimrasmussen7188]

i always try spinning first, its a good trick.

[@Arkos_Sloth]

Next episode: Watch Robyn struggle to care for her flight risk mother while earning money to refill the "mistake avoidance jar." Perhaps her mom can help her launch her music video career; she has the street cred for it now. They see her rollin'. They hatin'. Patrollin' like they gon' catch her ridin' dirty.

[@vilena5308]

This show is ruthlessly insulting its own characters. Amazing.

[@fidelperez4837]

the drone would have had recorded the interaction until it smashed. it would have also had memory for location and altitude. The know where it was hit and based on altitude and/or recording know the floor. They had probable cause due to the assault earlier to just go in and detain everyone. it is embarrassing to humanity the lengths of suspension of disbelief they need to make these shows.

[@Ramsey276one]

All the writing team knew about drones: They fly Can have camera Break easy NOTHING ELSE XD

[@user-tk5fi1my5i]

Many drones, especially expensive ones, can be tracked in case they're stolen, or you lose it somewhere while flying it. So the cops should be able to track where this drone is, especially since that lady sheriff said that that done was worth more than their yearly salary. With it being that expensive, then it should definitely have gps tracking on it.

[@seefoghall]

Don't governments usually put trackers on assets that have value? Actual Police would 100% know the location of that drone.

[@TheRenofox]

That wasn't even needed as the criminals yelled and threw eggs at the cop from the balcony. Them shooting the drone down should only have given him even more reason to storm the building, and if he was too afraid to do so, call in reinforcements.

[@lumskull1084]

This seems like it would actually be fun to watch with a group of friends to just make fun of it the entire time. Otherwise I’d just avoid this because there’s no way I’d put myself through this by myself. The pain must be shared with others😂

[@akehaiov]

Thats why we are in Disparu reviews, to have the joy of the shows together

[@marychocolatefairy]

I don't know, from the clips of "music" he played, I really don't think I could watch this all the way through, lol. My poor ears!

[@lumskull1084]

@@marychocolatefairy 😂😂😂😂

[@controlsixtyfour]

EFAP is great for that!

[@oblivionsa7973]

Make MST3K great again!

[@electricbayonet2]

In a smartly written story (or even slightly better than dumb story) then Lil’ Jon* would have thrashed Robyn in their spar and it would have made him genuinely uncomfortable. It would have been an easy way to show how just how far above Robyn a trained and experienced fighter is, and also how a familiar standby for Jon is no longer there. His old sparring partner has grown up...but suddenly it’s like she’s moving underwater. If you want to take it a step further, have him use a rather brutal counter out of instinct to some move that she does that puts her in a threatening position. Like, he drives a fist into her gut that makes her dry-heave on the mat, leaving him shocked and trying to find a way to apologize as she attempts to make light of it and he _snaps_ and realizes something terrible: the war followed him home, and Robyn sees the symptoms as a _good_ thing. *Not about to call him Little John.

[@autobotstarscream765]

Well Lil' Jon doesn't deserve abuse to his reputation either, pretty sure he still has more respect for the original story than this CW wannabe. 😂

[@lionheartt15]

well you put more thought and effort into this with that thought then the crew did when they wrote this cesspool series