Robyn Hood Review Director X Goes INSANE This is MENTAL - Episode 7 Season 1

[@Nate-ip4qo]

Fun fact: Sheriffs are generally elected officials who oversee a county-sized area. The writer thinks that they are synonymous with police who are city-level employees in the mayor's chain of command.

[@wolfbane7497]

Lol God director X is so stupid

[@Vaelosh466]

You're thinking of sheriffs in the US. In Canada the Sheriff's service is for protection of courthouses and official proceedings, as well as prisoner transport. They don't have anything to do with street level policing.

[@osets2117]

​@@Vaelosh466either way I don't think they're being portrayed properly

[@RexFuturi]

​@@Vaelosh466Director X is the one that seems to be confusing American and Candadian (pretend) societies.

[@alzaelnext638]

@@Vaelosh466 Yeah, there's no reason a sheriff should even be involved with Robyn's case or likely even know who she is unless she'd been all over the news.

[@headrockbeats]

After Willow ended, I was afraid Disparu might never experience joy again. Thank you, Director X, for healing our boy's broken soul.

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

This will hold him off until hBO's Hermione and sometimes Harry Potter

[@SRow_Plays_Games]

Ohh that'll be a train wreck!! Is that actually a thing? ​@@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881

[@Durandalski]

The bunny is actually a reference to an old interrogation joke. A criminal was arrested and wouldn’t talk, so the detectives leave the room and a person in a bunny suit comes in a beats him up. Then the detectives come back in and act like nothing happened. This repeats until he confesses. When he tries to complain to the authorities that a pink bunny beat the confession out of him nobody takes him seriously. It’s not creative, that joke is told in every interrogation class ever.

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

When you explain it that way, it is funny. But out of context, it makes no sense and is absolutely morbid. There was no setup for that.

[@Trisjack20]

Wow never heard that, thanks for sharing

[@Aiveq]

yeap a literal gaslighting. not like most people believe where someone says you are wrong

[@marthaawah8948]

Thanks for clarifying cause I was busting my ass of laughing

[@janette2422]

I never went into an interrogation class so I thank you very much for the explanation!

[@SuperfluousMoniker]

Director X's poorly disguised fetishes are all over this garbage and it's hilarious.

[@driftingwolf0]

And it always involves the white woman sheriff. Does his kink involve being dominated by shrill older white women? Not the path I would choose, but there you go.

[@ascissormanoforqwith3901]

Can't help but wonder what are Director X's thoughts on Buck Breaking (both the movie and the practice itself)

[@ocodes77]

@@ascissormanoforqwith3901 lol maybe he's a FED like Terik Nasheed

[@ab-gail]

So true!!!

[@ab-gail]

@@ascissormanoforqwith3901 He’d be here for it if a white woman was doing the breaking. 😂

[@hbrown1969]

Instead of dusting the bow for fingerprints, or checking for DNA evidence, the Sherriff breaks the bow. ..... GENIOUS!

[@Quandry1]

nothing about how she handled the bow was correct. she also wouldn't be holding it bare handed and contaminating her evidence. She'd be carefully holding it through some kind of protective item like gloves.

[@MurasakiTsukimaru]

This is the same sheriff's office where they have one of their drones smashed with a billiard ball and their response is to run away rather than grab it so they can check its camera footage for evidence.

[@NeSeeger]

Doesnt this bow belong to John Prince? Stolen in Episode 1?

[@marcogenovesi8570]

@@NeSeeger yes, correct.

[@Quandry1]

@@NeSeeger nope. She had it in the drone sequence before that.

[@Vaelosh466]

I really hope this show gets John Prince's actor some better roles. He's a god damn miracle worker taking this script and being entertaining whenever he's on screen.

[@alzaelnext638]

He's actually a fairly well-established tv actor. He's got over two decades of work under his belt so he can likely survive this one shit show. Probably why her can still be fun to watch with this writing.

[@carljohan9265]

He reminds me a little bit of Jeremy Irons in the D&D movie. Irons knew the movie was garbage so he decided to ham and cheese it up to the max and just have as much fun as he could, and it shows :)

[@jonathancooper4914]

Known in the industry as ‘polishing a turd’.

[@brockdavid]

Dude, this guy’s dance off was the true ending of Robyn ‘n das Hood. Sheriff dances with him, ‘fin’.

[@codinghusky5196]

I find it hilarious... how these directors straining to prove how black people are better or women are better or what not ALWAYS seem to end up writing and casting this one white man who's absolutely the best written character and the best actor in the show. It's absolutely hilarious and so consistent, I'm starting to believe there's actually something magical about white men (no, I'm not one of them)

[@Whocaresanymore970]

World's most relaxed 'Black Site'. Visitors are allowed, visitors can bring in their hand bags, prisoners are allowed to bring in their back packs, everyone is put in one cage where they can hang out and plot without guards watching them 24/7, no military battalion supervising the 'Black Site'...

[@porcelainthunder2213]

Don’t forget the doors are still on the portacrappers.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

it's just a place where they put the unruly black people

[@crakhaed]

They need to get some agents in there to consult them on accurate practices 🤣

[@coyoteone6197]

And a social worker just waltzes in! EDIT: In a better-written show, that would have been perfect grounds for Robyn to be suspicious (which actually would have shown her being as smart as the show wants to pretend she is). Instead, her suspicion is just based on dumb petty tribalism.

[@marhawkman303]

@@Anoneemus_Noenayme Hmm.... dank stone work solid enough the prisoners can't escape, but drafty enough they can't get a decent sleep, and also mice to nibble on them daily?

[@brentgilliam1209]

Never ever retire the "black girl magic" clip. It is satire gold for Robiyeen-Hood.

[@StainedRevenant]

It’s a shame that there’s only one episode left, because these reviews have been exceedingly entertaining.

[@antagonizingprotagonist8721]

Maybe we'll get a season 2

[@johnthecrazedsskull81]

If not, there is the Robin Hood show from 2006 on Iplayer.

[@Cman04092]

​@@antagonizingprotagonist8721we need to review bomb with 5 stars and make it happen! But, make sure to say how Az and Disparu are the best part of the show, lol. It would make the director flip right out, cause on one hand it'd get a season two, but it would owe it too Az and Disparu, and we know how it feels about them.

[@shannondavis3686]

@@antagonizingprotagonist8721well, it IS funded by the Canadian regime, using tax payer money. So of course they don’t mind wasting more to continue The Narrative.

[@yetanotherspuart3993]

We need another 103 episodes.

[@UsurpersAndAssassins]

When the "mayor" and "sheriff" are talking, you can see both actresses are struggling to keep a straight face. They know how awful this is. I actually admire them for managing not to break down in laughter.

[@Quandry1]

Yes. Certain actors and actresses know this is bad. John Prince is another that it's interesting to see him hold it together.

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

Whoever plays robbin’ seems like her soul has been sucked out by this show

[@Arkos_Sloth]

I will give Director X this: he cast some great eye candy in the sheriff and mayor. At least that's entertaining.

[@Quandry1]

@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro I don't think it was by this show. She looked that way to start. I also wonder if she actually believes some of this stuff as well.

[@mariusvanc]

@@Quandry1Dude's just hamming it up. Him and Nick Cage would probably get along.

[@theoneglorylucky3071]

that dude's face when he realize he delete his human rights along with all his identity is fucking hilarious

[@serverllegion6184]

the sheriff just rolled on the opportunity the hacker willing placed on himsel

[@theoneglorylucky3071]

@@serverllegion6184 tbh she didnt even need to much ,man look like he is gonna shit himself with them removing his implant alone lmao

[@Ramsey276one]

8:35 XD

[@robonator2945]

that's not how human rights work. The clue is sorta in the name *_human_* rights, rights that you get because you are a human. Whether you're identifiable doesn't change what rights you have, it just makes it easier for corrupt governments to violate them without facing external accountability.

[@theoneglorylucky3071]

@@robonator2945 duh! the joke doesnt have to be taken literally and think too hard about it , but thank for the essay i guess?

[@CoffeeForAll]

I finally understand why this show exists. Someone found the rabbit costume, and then this director x freaked out. “Honey.. what is this?” I.. ehh.. I’m making a television show!

[@GunsIinger22]

Two thoughts on this show: 1) If the mom would have taken care of the cookie jar like 20 years ago, this would be a nice and safe neighborhood. 2) The only reason this show got greenlit is because the people in charge read the script and were like "Man, I SO want to see the reaction channels ripping this apart"

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

All they saw was Black cast, black Robin Hood remake for “modern audiences”, and black director. All they saw was black and we’re just cool with it. No way anyone read the script and in their right mind would have let this trash through.

[@Ajbajnificent]

@@chazzitz-wh4ly What baffles me is how you see Robin Hood as a title....and think to create something in the hood because it has Hood in its name. Jesus Christ. I grew up on these stories. Are these people stupid, uneducated or just mentally ill?

[@kaynesylvar8277]

@@SeanMendicino-n3dmost Americans is a pretty bold claim…

[@kaynesylvar8277]

@@SeanMendicino-n3d most Americans don’t vote, dude. Doesn’t mean they believe it

[@cokedollar86]

Funny enough, I forgot the guys name but this guy interviewed director X, and the man is… delusional to an incredible degree But even funnier, the show was originally gonna be about veterans fighting something to get meaning after the war they came home from or something like that, a huge part of why we wound up with this is the studio intervention (if we are to belive Director X)

[@IsThisLive67]

Disparu, you will be even more disappointed to find out that the Sheriff was a competitive dancer before she became an actor 😂

[@hawkeye5955]

I noticed she was trying not to smile too. 😂

[@MrSphandor]

She does move very well...

[@marhawkman303]

@@MrSphandor It kinda felt like she wanted to dance to me. :D

[@brockdavid]

The John ‘Richie B’ Prince dance off was a historic moment of cinema. That man is an absolute G for living it up so much, and being in this train wreck. He’s like the violinists on the Titanic who kept playing, absolute gigachad boss levels of status going on there. Even Stanley Kubrick warned us about Furries in the movie adaptation of ‘The Shining,’ he must have seen Robyn in da Hood!

[@DerekPower]

Great party, isn’t it?

[@Pylo-ry6ff]

I still can't believe the cookie jar actually had condoms. I thought it was just a throwaway line.

[@GoodNyew]

I wish this show would never end, it’s by far the most unintentionally funny show of all time

[@brockdavid]

I was trying to get everyone to 5-Star review bomb the show, and in the reviews/remarks put down that Az and Disparu were the best part of the production, to try and get us a second season of this.

[@Cman04092]

​@@brockdavidthat is genius, I'm game. Especially cpnsidering you know that director guy would hate absolutely hate it, lol.

[@JB-yb4wn]

As a Canadian taxpayer, we can't afford it.

[@afkalmighty1557]

The Canadian government doesn't care if you can't afford it though..

[@john-paulsilke893]

@@JB-yb4wnoh come on. It’s probably about $45, a free Roots hoodie and a two-four of Molson with six kilos of back bacon and some poutine for each actor and a half gallon of real Canadian extra for the director.

[@sodreir.8666]

Prince’s dance is something we didn’t needed, but we got it still. And it was pure gold

[@Darkington]

I wanna thank Director X for giving us this lulcow of a show

[@driftingwolf0]

That I refuse to watch in any other format other than troll reviews.

[@cattrucker8257]

The very best part is that the dude himself doesn't even realize.

[@angrytheclown801]

​@@driftingwolf0Because that at least is entertaining.

[@DanielTuck-uh4jd]

“Think about your groin area” 👋

[@yourvenparianen5390]

​@@driftingwolf0it's the best way to watch these types of shows. Ive only seen the new marvels shows through those hilarious reviews

[@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight]

The fact that Disparu called out that hilarious cookie jar from the beginning is absolutely magical 😂

[@Awakened_Mucacha]

The mayor's principle is to maintain her voters and she realizes her voters are a bunch of criminals. So she wants to protect the criminals. Richard is still the good guy and the show can keep lying by saying he isn't, but I can't side with these scumbags. Also, Mr. Branson is a chad.

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

She should be mayor of Chicago

[@DickDickstein]

@@Kyle-sr6jm Literally any Democrat run city at this point.

[@MrSphandor]

He's a Chad Lord

[@jschap712]

The irony is that John Prince (unlike Prince John) is just a private citizen with no offficial office, while the Mayor, who is on the Hoods' side, is the closest equivalent to the old Prince John on the show, and could get rid of the Sheriff if she wanted to, but NOT exercise power in the manner she keeps threatening to.

[@Adamguy2003]

Yep. She's just like that Philadelphia councilwoman who a few years ago pushed forward a law forcing convenience stores to remove protective bulletproof glass from their counters because "RACISM." She knows her main voters are criminals/ thieves, and thus wants to make life easier for them, and who cares if some innocent convenience store employees get murdered in robberies as a result.

[@RBAce]

Re-watching this I just realized.. the Mayor complains about them building "Gitmo" but the sister's 16 year old friend David was sent there when he was five. So this place has been there for 11 years.

[@Quandry1]

The Sherrif would not be holding that bow without gloves. It would be contaminating the evidence. They would be using gloves and handling it carefully.

[@acrab6527]

and 5 minutes later...

[@michaelmarino1420]

Well she ends up breaking it anyway.

[@Quandry1]

@michaelmarino1420 yeah. I hadn't caught that yet which is even worse.

[@katyty1496]

They have Dr Social Worker running around the black site in a easter bunny costume and one guard in the entire place, handling evidence without gloves is like the least of their problems 😂😂😂

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

You see, the script is only as smart as the writer/s.

[@oskar6661]

What's alarming is...this is how a large segment of the population "think" average police interactions are.

[@Trisjack20]

I absolutely agree. there are way too many people that think of the police as comically overdone villains and have little or no concept of due process or the many restrictions placed on them. Sadly some of those people are extremely vocal about what they 'know' as well, which spreads that view.

[@ZakRas]

24:09 Since the first episode - I've been wondering if "the condom jar" was just a joke we were running with given how ridiculous the rest of the show is. I imagined it as a glass jar, so you could see it visibly full to the brim for full comedic effect. Then it was Episode 4 or something we first caught sight of that jar. But it was at that moment - that reaction, followed by overt confirmation - the condom jar is not a joke. This family, has a condom jar.

[@Automatic13]

As a Canadian, you have no idea how deep the sympathy for criminals in this country runs. It's so bad.

[@ab-gail]

God help y’all 🙏

[@markcochrane9523]

Hardly surprising, considering we elected one prime minister.

[@LordRykard9376]

Sorry bro. That's an American export.

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

Same with here but it’s in different states. Just recently 15 black kids beat a white kid to Dth in school in Vegas, and not a single one has been arrested after 2 weeks now. No media covers it, no politician talks about it, no police make arrests. But had this been a black kid beaten to Dth by 15 white kids, Ohhhh boy. It would be another dimension of a shit show. Every news would cover it, all would be arrested, Biden would hold a press conference, blm would want money, mainstream media would call it a hate crime, the where kids lives would be ruined, wouldn’t find work in the future, their parents lives ruined, riots and looting would happen. But because the victim was white, nothing happens. Literally nothing. Yea it’s gotten this bad.

[@robw4437]

There is a lot of new anti white sentiment going on here, even though southern Ontario was the the end of the line for the Underground Railroad

[@MajorSmurf]

Director X, Listen I think you might have misunderstood when your writer asked for a bunny girl and a naked man tied up. That wasn't in the script. It was just his fetish list.

[@rocknatex5013]

*That* would've really changed the tone of the scene.

[@marhawkman303]

@@rocknatex5013 Hmm... we didn't get to see where the bunny girl put the stick did we?

[@randylee7888]

The bunny move was actually pretty genius. Nobody and i mean NOBODY will believe this guy story now. "Help! I was kidnapped by the sheriff who took me to a dungeon, where I was visited by doctor who was social worker who was there for our wellbeing, but completely ignored us being put in stress positions, who turned out to be giant bunny who electricuted me, while my friend had his finger tips ripped open because he doesn't exist!" Absolutely brilliant. Better than black Hitler making paninis with an astronaut (if you know, you know)!

[@absolutechaos13]

"And this 'Giant Rabbit', is it in the room with us now?" *stares terrified at empty corner "n-n-no..."

[@ggrarl]

@@absolutechaos13 "Sure he is. Say hello, Harvey."

[@eddiebendigo7317]

I don't know, and I want you to tell me.

[@johannesseyfried7933]

​@@ggrarlIs that an "Edna breaks out" reference? 🤔

[@x43902467]

Funny story, there was a police department that did that shit a couple decades back, interrogator would walk out, cop in a giant bunny suit would walk in and beat the shit outta the suspect. Worked for a while, nobody would believe the mad shit people said, then the unit got caught and all went to jail.

[@disparutoo]

EDIT watching it back the answer "calisthenics" Was cut from the stress position scene with the doctor. I'm not sure why there is no audio. There was when I watched it before rendering. Robin Hood Review of Episode 7 Season 1 where the Robin Hood parody is undeniable. I don't believe anyone or anything that suggests this is a more realistic grounded modern setting. With everything from locking up the Robyn Hood gang in cages, to interrogating them with pink bunny suits and a dancing villain. It doesn't matter how awful this episode goes, it somehow pulls it together in the end. I don't know how I got through the start of this episode but by the time you hit pink bunnys dancing across the room. I had forgiven them everything. No-one could have seen this coming. A new classic piece of television 🤣But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@timothygremlin9737]

I sincerely hope you and AZ won't be streaming from a crazy peoples' asylum when this show is over...

[@ericfrancisco6615]

Lmao. Jeezus mate, this sounds like a bad acid trip than an actual show.

[@carsonmiller1359]

is this supposed to be pinned?

[@BardicGM]

@@timothygremlin9737 No worries they closed them all here in the UK, a psychotic break just means you get 'community support', so nothing. Unless they check his internet presence as part of the assessment in which case they'll lock him up for being offensive.

[@DerekPower]

I also want to see them dance 😁

[@russjudge]

I have never even heard of a condom jar before this show. What the hell kind of distopia does Director X live in?

[@Beuwen_The_Dragon]

Toronto.

[@stephanthomas4410]

Fair enough

[@tommo9757]

Ooh. Richard Branson has a Pear of Anguish. A device that scholars generally acknowledge to be a fake medieval torture device. Its presence on this show is perfect 😂

[@rottencandy2675]

fr

[@domino4843]

Black site? I didn't know that Canadian sheriffs were the equivalent to the CIA.

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

Black Site? That didn't look like any Ying Yang Twinz concert I've ever seen.....

[@mikepagebrand]

Not gonna lie because of these videos I'll go "we be robin robin robin" randomly throughout the day

[@aboxinspace]

YES ME TOO!! Glad to know I'm not the only one who's been forever affected 😂

[@thewittywhygaming6487]

The Prince guy is honestly the best character. Yeah, he's a rich jerk(?) but he's also the most fun to watch. He genuinely extended an olive branch to give an entire community homes, and been rather reasonable the entire time, and my god that dance was pure perfection! I want to live in the reality where he wins and tells the entire population of Sherwood that the mom in the wheelchair is the reason they're homeless.

[@janette2422]

look him up; you'll be absolutely shocked who he really is. I did and my jaw was on the floor.

[@fromthecheapseats7126]

Rich jerk? His biggest fault is being way too accommodating of the thugs he deals with.

[@christophersommerville1200]

Richard Branson saves the city. Could not ask for a better ending.

[@brockdavid]

And, does the dance off to save us all. What a boss!

[@driftingwolf0]

He does a dance off against all of The Hood, to their music, wins, then all of the neighborhood cheers "SERVED! SERVED! SERVED!" As their standard of living is finally allowed to improved.

[@michaelquaid4679]

For real though. THAT man offered them like a million dollars and a free home just to MOVE. That's mighty generous if you ask me. Those dumbasses should have took the deal

[@driftingwolf0]

@@michaelquaid4679 That's why it is only a t.v show. IRL, no one is denying that deal. The series ends on episode 2 as the mother goes to surgery to fix her back, and Robyn and her sister go off to college to make something out of themselves, with the education they could afford.

[@michaelquaid4679]

@@driftingwolf0 still, would have been a better show for two eps

[@richhenry8004]

Seeing the world through the prism of this director's mind explains so much.

[@driftingwolf0]

Ikr.

[@christines8529]

I have absolutely loved watching this show through the eyes of Disparu and Az. Bravo sirs!

[@Jonny-sv9ni]

Director X really needs to be sectioned. Make Asylums Great Again

[@Mike_Cant_Golf]

Same! Lol love these reviews

[@smoore6461]

This show is a dumpster fire of the highest order. The utter lack of morals and ethics is utterly astounding! The lack of touch with any sense of decency or personal accoutability is stunning and brave and a true example of modernity.

[@jeremyallen5974]

Dumpsterfire? This show is the equivalent of torching an outhouse

[@smoore6461]

@@jeremyallen5974 well said!

[@cherrymoore5166]

Facts! 💯

[@justinroux1610]

Dont insult a dumpster fires you can atleast burn things like the script for this show

[@Shineinpoverty]

Same people that cry racism hate and inequality. The most delusional entitled c**s

[@rustyspigot1876]

The funny thing is that when I saw this video was up the first thing I looked at was the time length. 50 minutes of hearing this dude rant. Made me smile.

[@ALDO_GOODENS]

Petition for AZ and Disparu to collab for their final episode review! Or at least have a stream where they do a series retrospect or something. I need to see the two, top Robyn Hood scholars and experts discuss this masterpiece!

[@DeadlyPlatypus]

They can get together to comment on the Robyn Hood 4k disc "behind the scenes" commentary and interviews...you know, when it's released to much fanfare next year.

[@porcelainthunder2213]

Az will supply the music.

[@Pylo-ry6ff]

​@@porcelainthunder2213Jeeesuuus Geooorge Liooonheart Floooyd!

[@Diabolicatum-po6uo]

🤣

[@Dragblacker]

@@DeadlyPlatypus Along with Disco Head Man. And Disparu must wear his Hood mask.

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

If you and your boy are getting thrown in prison, and he reassures you saying “my mind is strong!” He’s about to sing like a canary concert, blud. You’re gonna do 10-15 minimum

[@BoopaKing]

Disparu desperately wanting the sheriff to dance with John Prince is one of the funniest and saddest things about this show. That dance would have been the highlight of everything if it had happened, but reality is often disappointing.

[@eeman1335]

A lesson on leadership. The moment you tell everyone that you're in charge, your not. Leaders lead.

[@XiaoFury]

Amen!!! I dealt with a manager (now former) who wouldn't stop telling me that she's the assistant manager. Needless to say, she was not good at her job.

[@Pyrinsomniac]

When the Sheriff headed for the elevator I really wanted- I didn't quite dare hope for it but I so wanted- her to backflip back into the room to start dancing with him. It would've been the best thing ever. Director X, make it happen! It'd be the best meme of 2023!

[@TheRoflcer]

Christopher Walken - Fatboy Slim style

[@Pyrinsomniac]

HELL YEAH@@TheRoflcer

[@Trisjack20]

They can do it 'How it should have ended'

[@scottybreuer]

Disparu's desperate pleas for the sheriff to dance is the best thing I've seen today.

[@famedgaming1865]

When you said, "she can't breathe!" I laughed so hard I almost blacked out like I had a fake $20 bill.

[@highrofellos6721]

In the credits if she had been "Georgina Floyd" I'd have started looking for the Machines operating the Matrix and using my body as a battery.

[@alzaelnext638]

Ian Matthews (Prince) is now officially a giga-chad. It's just a shame that twenty years of acting brought him to this series.

[@stephanthomas4410]

Why, he' s now testing out new branch of the entertainment sector for him : comedy.

[@slappydoodle]

He's the only one in this show I find intriguing And watching him dance Whata fckn G

[@stephanthomas4410]

@@slappydoodle that's truly the " sad " part : the only interesting, appealling character in this shit show... but you although you have to give credits to "the Director" for creating a villain this type... you 've got Lex Luthor and Superman, Joker and Batman, the "Germans"( i m german so i can have a go on this mf germans in this mf pc times) vs the world and now you've "Robyn Hood and suprisingly not soooo poor criminals( i mean i've seen more poverty in places around me)" vs a man having a succesful company, who never doing anything criminal in the line of the story, but must behave like he's the evil shit, the overlord, the opressor....and even everything he tries to get you : " oh, such an evil dork!" will become: " Shit, i mean he's right". That demands an oscar, i would say

[@slappydoodle]

@stephanthomas4410 hahahahahah 👍

[@alzaelnext638]

@@stephanthomas4410 The reason there seems to be little poverty is because the building Robyn lives in is actually a luxury apartment in Hamilton Ontario. Director X couldn't even be bothered to find an actual poor neighbourhood to take shots of. Either that or he's so privileged he thinks a $2,500 a month apartment building is the equivalent of a slum. ...which sadly might actually be accurate.

[@primmakinsofis614]

I will simply point out that the show takes place in a Canada that does not exist. At least, it doesn't exist outside of Director Twitter's, er, I mean Director X's, fevered imagination.

[@KomboEzaliTe]

Mostly because all of the buildings have people living in them and aren't empty husks sitting useless because the ch*nese owners use them as an alterntive to using untrustworthy banks.

[@MrSphandor]

You mean projector X s childhood trauma

[@polarstorm5986]

Fun fact: In germany "escaping prison" isn't a crime in itself. It is the right of a prisoner to try to escape and he can't be charged for the escape itself. He only can be charged for other laws he broke while trying to escape. A simple example for this: A prisoner trys to escape and for that demolishes a window and gets caught afterwards. He can't be charged for the escape but for the broken window. In the extreme, a prisoner who manages to escape without breaking any law and gets caught after a year or so can't be charged for the escape and his sentence wouldn't be expanded. This situation is very unlikely to happen, but it did and that is why there was the court decision (and now law) that you can't be charged for the escape (or tried one), so your sentence doesn't get longer or so because you escpaed or tried to.

[@uuddlrlrbas9904]

"Black girl magic" being the next "based economy" makes me happy. We still need some "based economy" lines though

[@Maulga]

What series did he rip black girl magic from?

[@uuddlrlrbas9904]

@@Maulga the Marvel's, technically it's in the last trailer but it's also in the movie, nick fury tells Monica rambeu to fly, even though she has never done it before, by using "black girl magic"

[@chriscollins2095]

Robyn opens the locker and finds a rabbit costume. She turns to the doctor. "What kind of sick **** is this? You're a furry???"

[@letsreviewcrapwriting]

John Prince dancing was hands down the highlight of the entire season, because the reason he was dancing is just so satisfying. Down with the Dirty Dirty Criminal Scumbags

[@Lonovavir]

So how many crimes do the "heroes" commit in this episode? The world wonders.

[@justinrodriguez5957]

I demand the actor that plays John Prince get more roles, he knows he's in garbage that should be a parody but he just owns scenes like a fucking chad. 🤣 Also, why a bunny? What is this? You don't even have to be Canadian to think there is no way the people that made this show are that delusional in thinking this is how actual reality works. At least you hope not. I don't blame Disparu from breaking. This is madness.

[@MrSphandor]

Needs a shirt with his face on and Prince of Chads In big letters

[@fromthecheapseats7126]

Well, you know how lax marijuana laws are in Canada . . .

[@Whookieee]

Between you, Az and Let's Review Crap Writing, this show has brought me so much joy 😂

[@wishingwell12345]

Prediction: episode 8 ends with every character in the show reconciled together, their differences resolved, dancing to the hood's terrible music. And Disparu huddled on the floor twitching uncontrollably from sheer joy.

[@adaptivekalman]

One can hope.

[@Endio_Star]

This show is an accurate embodiment of how broken the black culture is. Just so broken...

[@TheBladd]

It's not black culture it's criminal culture 😂

[@above.average.gaming.natio3026]

KZbin STOP HIM!!!!!!!

[@BATASHALACKA]

This show isn’t an embodiment of Black culture. It’s a parody of what white people think black culture is. If you think this accurately represents us you’re mistaken.

[@richardlafleur8389]

If you want to see something REALLY effed up, check out the Showtime production "Everything's Gonna Be All White". At first I thought it was satire, but no - it was actually made in earnest.

[@theunknowncommenter725]

They can't break what they don't have.

[@jschap712]

This is the episode where the writers and directors realize "Hey! None of the bad guys have done a single bad thing in the entire series! Let's turn them into caricatures!!! Quick!!!!!"

[@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ]

You’re giving them far too much credit if you think they realized anything of the sort.

[@hammerofscience534]

It took me a few seconds to realize you where talking about John Prince, because when you said bad I instantly thought of Robyn.

[@joeyjojoshabadoo889]

What's so hard to understand? Director X made rap videos. It's what he's "known" for. He's used to portraying the people that want to arrest you for dealing drugs and murdering people as the villain.

[@EphyStorm]

It's hard to understand how he's still so bad at portraying them as the villain, for one.😅

[@joeyjojoshabadoo889]

@@EphyStorm He never had to have dialogue or a story that lasted more than 3 minutes

[@Pylo-ry6ff]

This show went from 0 to 100 really fast.

[@matthewmosier8439]

The show is awful, but the bunny mask reveal was actually really unexpected. Have to be honest

[@marhawkman303]

@@matthewmosier8439 When I saw that character introduced I figured she wasn't being fortright about something, but didn't guess it'd be this.

[@georgelooney8949]

Disparu we salute you for your sacrifice for our entertainment. 😂

[@brockdavid]

We’re watching the man’s mental state get actively compromised before our eyes. He’s like our poison tester, who’s gone slaphappy from the toxicity of sampling so much of the stuff.

[@MrsMacLover]

"they'll never know what you sacrificed for them"😂

[@insertclevernamehere1186]

There's no way that Director X didn't watch the Five Nights at Freddy's movie and say "A guy in a rabbit costume and tazer batons? I gotta add that to my show!"

[@rocknatex5013]

The last episode, there should be a song by The Living Tombstone that goes: Five nights at Robyn's Is this what you wanna watch? I just don't get it

[@tfordham13]

​@@rocknatex5013lol

[@Steel-101]

Robyn Hood: “The Jar, The thieves and the ghetto” lol 😂

[@amadhatter3280]

So if David was sent to this "Black Site" (which is what a 10min walk from Sherwood if he remembers where it is) has been around since he was held there as a 5 year old kid, why was the Mayor yelling at The Sheriff about the money from the budget to build this site? Surely she would know that this "Black SIte" has been in use for at least 11 years, so why is she having a hissy fit about it costing money then.

[@erikhermansen3431]

Cause bad writing

[@davecoop9579]

​@@erikhermansen3431And David's family were deported but he was allowed to stay? A five year old without parents? He was released from the black site and wandered off alone? As five year old?

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@davecoop9579 Like Bane but with even worse writing lol

[@tdiddy72]

@@MK_ULTRA420he was born in the darkness

[@highrofellos6721]

That would require the writers to have logical consistency.....and the only place I have seen that in this show is the Condom Jar.

[@nobody2996]

"Just because you're a suspect doesn't mean they start surgically removing things from you." I mean, his tech doesn't exist in real life so I'm not entirely sure here, but I think having implants that pump drugs into your system that allow you communicate with technology while you're in prison would probably be considered enough of a threat, and all kinds of illegal, to warrent being removed. Though I have to wonder how fucking good the prison doctor is here to perform this surgery in, like, an hour without actually harming Tuck outside of him going through addiction withdrawl. "How did you figure me out?" Well, Doctor Lady, it's probably because you're more obvious than an undercover FBI agent stoking a riot. Oh, wait no, it's because Robyn knows that her 'people' (which has to mean black people since Doctor Lady isn't a Sherwood resident or friend) wouldn't screw each other over unless they were working for a white man. Also I like how they conclude that they didn't capture the Hood because someone drove a bus over to the Prison. Like, even pretending like no one but the Hood could have been responcible, why are you assuming that it was all of the Hood and not a few members rescuing the captured members?

[@poijnve3912]

to be fair, the tech whale doenst exist in records, cus he is a "ghost"... which mean that whatever you wanna do to him is fair game, cus he is not protected by any law... hell you can even make the argument you can deport his ass to any country you want since he doesn't have a birth certificate that give him nationality xD

[@JohnWilliamNowak]

@@poijnve3912 ... Which is, of course, utter nonsense. A person without a birth certificate is a person without a birth certificate, not someone without rights. If he's got imlants that pump drugs into him, there must be some way to refill the drug reservoirs, which means they can also be emptied.

[@MrGrahro]

When Az said the social worker was a terrible actress I severely underestimated how bad she was...

[@ggrarl]

Oh, I don't know, she showed more range than Robyn.

[@a.nonymouse]

Have to agree with D-Money (Disparu's new Rap name, like it?) If the show ended here with the 'Hood' all in prison, just like the Seinfeld series finale everyone would be much happier.

[@marklondon9004]

So, I can see how a non-English person confused Holy Grail with Robin Hood, and included the terrifying rabbit scene.

[@highrofellos6721]

OMG...does that mean that Tuck's Monster was the Beast of Caer Bannog??

[@chrislongfellow3229]

Disparu, you are pure joy! Thank you! Here's hoping season 2 of Shehulk is soon!😂

[@vrind9538]

Im LOOSING it at the cookie jar!!!! The rabbit, the dancing, I cant remeber the last time I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣 LOVE your review, cant wait for the finale!

[@billtron182]

Lmfaooo ahh man I’ve been checking for this video since Friday. No joke I don’t watch the show, but watching it through u has been some of the funniest shit I’ve watched in the last few weeks 😂 u stay killing it man! Can’t wait to see what u got cookin this week!

[@alzaelnext638]

What makes the mayor trying to step to Prince even more pathetic is that the mayor has no veto power except on certain bills. And even then the city council can override her with enough votes. She literally has nothing to threaten him with but is acting like she's tough shit.

[@nobody2996]

I was wondering how the fuck that worked with the Mayor being able to overturn the democratic process and veto bills that the city representetives have agreed to support.

[@osets2117]

​@@nobody2996checks and balances

[@alzaelnext638]

@@nobody2996 Veto powers to mayors were only recently given, and only to one province (Ontario and it was a big controversy). Everywhere else in Canada the mayor is just the spokesman for the city council. But the mayor can only veto in if the bill would interfere with "municipal priorities" and the council can still override with a 2/3 vote. If Prince has the backing of the rest of the council there is literally fuck all she can do except stall for a couple of days by vetoing it. And probably lose in the next election for abusing her power like that.

[@jonathanbrown7250]

The people demand a stream with you and Az on this. Time for these Tag-team reviews to come together!

[@ALDO_GOODENS]

They definitely have to collab for the final episode!

[@Didymus20X6]

Come on, Dispy! You know how deadly rabbits are! Remember when a rabbit decimated King Arthur's army of knights?

[@Kal_g]

We now return to "Disparu losing his mind..."

[@affablesage9582]

This woman they got playing robayn has the acting chops of a geriatric alcoholic. She can't emote to save her life, and she delivers every line in the same weird cadence that makes it sound like she's fighting off the effects of a severe brain injury.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

She'd fit right in as a Fallout NPC lol

[@highrofellos6721]

@@MK_ULTRA420 Or a cast member on Ahsoka. Long pauses, crossed arms, and a deadpan facial expression. She's PERFECT!!

[@Fun_With_Google_Translate]

And the final episode ends with some junkie wearing a straight jacket in a padded cell, drooling, a doctor opens a slot in the door, and starts telling his trainee that this patient has been locked in this cell for over 20 years, locked in their own mind and psychotic dreams and babblings, thinking he's Robyn Hood.

[@TalionWolfe]

I've never smiled as much as watching Disparu begging with tears for a dance duet from our shows hero..I mean villains. Once again I thank you Disparu for turning trash into comedy. The cookie jar moments wouldn't have been as memorable if not for your weekly piss takes of them 😂

[@MikeHagenah]

So, now Robyn's sister was able to steal a bus by breaking the door lock and then short-circuiting it, did it apparently with zero difficulty and showed no remorse for her action? Why am I not surprised. Given the character of her mom and Robyn I assume they taught her all about car theft instead of sex education, that it is quint essential and that it's not a bad thing.

[@VeePn-v1w]

Best line is "Its a black site". Nobody knows about it, not even the social worker whos popped in for a visit, accidently

[@sparrowriver7916]

This is so much better than the real show!

[@LearnTrainPlay]

a couple of things, 1 that bow was strung and holding high amounts of tension, if she broke it splinters would have gone everywhere and likely impaled her. 2. ITS A BOW!!! which can withstand very high amounts of flexion, YOU WON'T BREAK IT OVER YOUR KNEE!!

[@stephanthomas4410]

In the world of "the Director you will!

[@Trisjack20]

Agreed. It's meant to show I suppose that she has god like strength, in case you felt she wasn't strong or threatening enough as a female cop.

[@stephanthomas4410]

@@Trisjack20 i think you strongely overthink it, good lad( or gal) ;) In the world of "the Director" everything goes

[@Trisjack20]

@@stephanthomas4410 Fair enough. My comment is somewhat going for hyperbole but that's the problem with typing, I can't vary my tone or body language or anything to help... then again neither can Robyn or the Sherrif... so maybe I should go into acting ....

[@stephanthomas4410]

@@Trisjack20 maybe, but under strong advice of the director ^^

[@Gurt_The_Hurt]

I hope and pray that we get to see the good guys having a dance party at the top of Sherwood towers while the villains are evicted and forced to leave. It was an absolute shame we didn't get to see the sheriff dance but here's hoping for the finale!

[@shanedenny2871]

I don’t even watch shows anymore, but Disparu, I’d watch you every day if I could man.

[@peterkrochmalni673]

“That’s no ordinary rabbit.” “What does he do? Nibble your bum?”

[@rareposts]

The "doctor" being a plant wasn't even a twist. It was so obvious how she was trying to befriend everyone. 😂

[@janette2422]

Okay Disparu...TIME TO GET DINNER BECAUSE THIS GONNA BE DINNER AND A SHOW!

[@JimAirborne25]

4:06 They have cells, but they don’t have a GITMO… 9:18 I heard it the same way. Until you replayed it to clarify. 9:26 Did she get arrested for singing opera? 14:34 So they extracted his anti-anxiety implants along with his haptic finger implants? They did a transporter scan to find them? 15:03 She’s a doctor of social work/medicine. Keep in mind, someone gave Jill Biden a doctorate. 18:43 Is this a setup for a love plot line? It might actually be the best plot thread of this entire series. 19:03 Much has been a character in Robin Hood lore. A miller’s son. Not one of the better known characters. 25:04 They’re for the cookie… and the batter beater. 27:50 “I thought it was raffle prizes!” He had the torture music played on him because he was five and an illegal. What info were they trying to get out of him? 29:13 “No names? Okay… the rabbit gets all the carrots.” 30:49 He’s cold. He’s trying to stay warm. 32:10 Her ADHD is jumping between which type of panic attack she she should give into. 33:33 Good twist for sure! Her playing the social worker doctor too… She’s able to play good cop and bad cop. 38:10 Now she seems like a trans woman… 45:51 Some seriously good rich white Wman dance moves! 46:23 She’s carrying the broken bow. Why? 48:21 He’s rubbing the sleep out of his eye… it was blurry.

[@MrRaheninm]

This series is a master piece really a work of art, thank you for your sacrifice this videos are the top of my week, i never though that ring of power could be detroned but here we are

[@patriciafenwick5846]

Ok folks, it's confirmed: Disparu has officially lost it, all because of this show. But you survived, just. Well done. Can you go the extra mile for the finale. BTW, I know they said it was a rabbit, but tbh it looked more like a dog to me. Perhaps I've lost it too.

[@wolfbane7497]

Disparu I am gonna be honest I lost it with the dog costume and prince dancing I bust out laughing. God bless you bless you my good sir this has been a really bad day for me but you have lighten it up.

[@brockdavid]

The dog/rabbit furry thing reminded me of that one scene from Stanley Kubrick’s ‘The Shinning.’

[@ggrarl]

@@brockdavid "You mean Shining." "Shh! Do ya wanna get sued?!"

[@ALmizzle415]

12:51 that counts as torture? Looks more like an exercise a basketball coach makes you do in middle school. 😂

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Its Canada. Everything is torture there.

[@onesith4528]

The episode I've been waiting for all season, them getting justice only for them to break out of prison. Welp, that's one more crime to add to the list

[@RexFuturi]

And now they're known criminals. If you break out of prison, the police KNOW who you are.

[@RexFuturi]

And now they're known criminals. If you break out of prison, the police KNOW who you are.

[@curosaber]

What's next? Murder or attempted murder?

[@onesith4528]

@@curosaber I mean their is another attempted murder in this very episode!

[@curosaber]

@@onesith4528 Right. And one on the third episode.

[@bridgets6970]

Your peals of laughter is truly the highlight of this whole show.

[@Rayrard]

Them playing the Hood's own music throught the speaker is something they actually do at Gitmo to get confessions out of the detainees. I would confess to anything after a few hours of that.

[@erikhermansen3431]

Skinny Puppy sued the government for using their music for torture in gitmo. Google it.

[@Muppetgold]

Director x is the best joke of 2023😂🎉

[@Sonofsun.]

I also really wanted to see them both dance together to that song 😂😂😂

[@MurasakiTsukimaru]

How can it possibly take 3 tries to get a learner's permit? It's a written test. I had never so much as backed up a car in the driveway before getting mine.

[@adaptivekalman]

This show needs another season. The reviews are brilliant. Still disappointed we didn't get season 4 off Batwoman.

[@picklouscage5472]

18:50 Disparu "This is insane." Doctor "Me too."