Robyn Hood Review Director X Worst Show The Best Comedy - Season 1 Episode 3

Robyn Hood Review of episode 3 of Director X Canadian reimagining of the classic Robin Hood story. This week Robyn fights Guy Gisborne with little John to defend Sherwood forest before facing off against the Sheriffs. More comedy this week from Director X, but is Robyn Hood worth watching?
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Robyn Hood review of Season 1 Episode 3 for Director X Canadian Robin Hood show. This week Robyn faces off against Guy Gisborne with the crew of criminals where it's difficult to even know who to root for. But after getting out of trouble by the skin of their teeth, they decide to double down and commit more crime, what heroes! But this episode is almost, or more funny than episode 1. At this point I'm not sure if it's intentional, or just out of sheer delusion, but whatever it is, it makes an incredibly fun show to review. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@stefanpreiss2657]

Well done!

[@rescyn1190]

Missing the opportunity for some Maid Marian and her Marry Men edits ;)

[@cbtink2]

Had totally forgotten about Jonathan Creek!😂😂

[@boomingbob1579]

Lovely

[@JBfromFL]

I love your show. Thank you for making the videos!

[@kenrides]

Is this designed to intentionally walk back race relations and push negative stereotypes? It's incredibly effective if so.

[@GaiaLegend]

''Walk'' 😂

[@MurasakiTsukimaru]

Director X: "I'm so ashamed that I promoted this culture of violence, crime, and killing." Also Director X: "So every black person in this show is a criminal and almost all of them are unemployed."

[@Willbotx]

more like sprint back race relations.

[@HermitGeek]

I am pretty sure they just put as many stereotypes into an ai and asked it to write a script...

[@justinrodriguez5957]

No no, it's "true progressivism". You can tell because the logic goes in a circle.

[@royg5805]

With this woke culture shouldn't Robyn's mother be swopped out for an actor with a disability??? I am offended for them LOL

[@LycorisThe]

I'm frankly shocked Robyn isn't trans...

[@aulvinduergard9952]

@@LycorisThe X was probably saving that for season 2. XD

[@maple1234567890321]

nah, she is a trans-ableist

[@darthbaluuduh6598]

It's okay she identified as disabled for those scenes.

[@realdragon]

Imagine suddenly in next scene Asian chick is playing Robin's mom and nobody mentions anything

[@phenomenal-xv4ey]

Asking your paralyzed mother to go for a walk is classic writing.

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

Is Director X also the writer? Can anyone with a brain read the script and say "nah, this line is not gonna fly"? How about asking "Do you want to get some fresh air?" or "Do you want to go out?"

[@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ]

@@rageagaintstheNWOPretty sure they ran their brains through a dryer after putting them through the wash.

[@marychocolatefairy]

@@rageagaintstheNWO He's listed on the writing team, along with 7 other writers. There's him, 4 black women, 2 white women, and a white man. I had a look at the writers one time, and though most are black, none of them seemed qualified to actually know how young urban black people talk, heh. For this particular ep, he and Murry Peeters (one of the black women) are the credited writers. So far he's been co-credited on every ep, so I'd guess he had script approval and edited the others' work.

[@thientuongnguyen2564]

@@marychocolatefairy That's what the "cookie" jar is for, not just a prop. That's what the writers get paid with after each script.

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

@@marychocolatefairy Jesus Christ, writing room full of woman, no wonder it's a pile of dogshit.

[@SuperOdyss]

A humorous thing nobody seems to grasp is that Canada has no native black culture. Almost all blacks moved there or were born from immigrants to there in the last 50 years. There is no native urban black culture so this movie not only steals the English folk tale, it steals the modern American urban black culture too. Canadians, no matter the race, are always the latest to the party.

[@thelastmotel]

Director X's mum is Swiss, which speaks volumes as to how he views things. Also, the way he overuses "ting" whenever he speaks says a lot too.

[@KitsuneAdorable]

So we doesn’t even know our (Canadian laws) just show you that he’s too stupid to do actual research. It’s bad enough he had appropriated English folklore, but he can’t be half brained to look up Canadian laws and statistics. 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

The way he talks really is like me if I badly emulate speaking ebonics, it seems so put on.

[@knotengajin7359]

To be fair, the only reason for blacks to move that far north is to extend the reach of their drug operations, so…

[@ssharp755]

​@MariaIsabellaZNN Well, if you're gonna race grift a career out of all your ignorant moralising liberal white friends/donors, you've got to sound 'authentic' right? 😂

[@DocOck]

Little John who has actually gone to war has ptsd flashbacks not of the war, but rather, his time growing up in the hood. Which tells you no matter how much of a hell war may be it isn't as bad as the inner city. If that's not a damning indictment of the black community I don't know what is.

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

Was he even deployed somewhere? Iraq? Afghanistan?

[@ridbanner1407]

Highly insightful comment. This show portrays black people and their interactions with each other in the worst possible way. Are we meant to root for these feckless stupid ineffective morons ? I don’t believe the show was made by white suprematists but it sure could have been.

[@jimmyjunk3093]

@@rageagaintstheNWO Syrup mines?

[@Rar830]

The only thing I’ve learned about black people from this show is their neighborhoods are worse than a war zone apparently and that they go through so many conforms they have to keep a regularly stocked jar of them in the kitchen.

[@DickDickstein]

@@jimmyjunk3093 Cocoa fields for Mars Inc. in their "free child labor" program.

[@lordravenblade]

As my one-per-episode "to be fair", those "Please do not pick up hitchhikers" signs near prisons are a real thing at least here in the US.

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

There is no 'please' on the sign in Texas. Prison area Do not pickup hitchhikers

[@oakleyraverty1030]

​@@Kyle-sr6jmahhh Canada.

[@Etherman7]

There's one near the supermax in Colorado too, and there's never been a successful escape there. Just a matter of policy at that point.

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

​@@Kyle-sr6jmdefinitely not in dallas

[@pjmisley]

Low security correction centers (or honor camps) also have those signs posted. Throughout my 40 years of life I remember at least 5 instances of Clearwater inmates escaping into the Olympic National Forest in Washington state.

[@LycorisThe]

Director X's answer to racism and classism: Cast of Black characters that are unapologetic criminals seeking street cred Also, "we need to drag him down to our level" is a great summarization of these characters' view on life.

[@ookammi]

bucket of crabs

[@Xbalanque84]

​@@ookammi *[INSERT MR. KRABS "MONEY MONEY MONEY AAAUGH" MEME HERE]*

[@ahmataevo]

That is the most self-aware piece of dialogue on this show.

[@pepincuatro2865]

It's a summarization of woke ideology and communism too.

[@AshCosgrove]

Honestly, if Director X came out and admitted that this was some sort of "woke parody" I would be 100% on board. This is the most fun I've had with a series for a long time.

[@AliceBowie]

His music videos are good. They're well made whether you like the music or not. This show is just bad, and it's the writing and acting. If he took the criticize he could improve, but instead he's deluding himself by thinking it's a racist conspiracy.

[@theequalizer9154]

​@@AliceBowieYou also have to see it this way, he is the director. He has the final say of what gets written and what is printed. This failure is on him.

[@Fiddlewinks]

Literal Blaxpoitation.

[@above.average.gaming.natio3026]

@@AliceBowie this show is great. one of the best comedies of the past 10 years

[@tochukwuudu7763]

​@@above.average.gaming.natio3026even beat the latest southpark to it.

[@thelastmotel]

The guy who shot Director X was in fact a time-travelling Disparu. He went back to try and save us all.

[@MikhailSamunin]

15:29 Disparu cringed a hole in the space-time continuum watching _Robyn Hood._

[@alberto5770]

I don't dare making a reference to 12 monkeys, just in case...

[@Dragblacker]

Or it was Az and he was too fat to do it properly. >.>

[@justlivin2499]

No, he would do that, this is the best laugh he’s had in a while

[@bring-out]

@@alberto5770 lol

[@RayTX1337]

Damn, I was actually unaware that Richard Lionheart, king of England, was a black man, that must have been awkward during the crusades.

[@primmakinsofis614]

Anne Boleyn was black too.

[@Danimeows]

​@@primmakinsofis614 and queen Charlotte apparently

[@thespider8782]

My grandma said to me "no matter what they teach you in school george washington is black"

[@alberto5770]

You need to educate yourself with the BBC and some Cleopatra documentary

[@knotengajin7359]

Amazing how a bunch of nearly naked Hunter gatherers living in mud thatch huts managed to be so educated, innovative, and refined!

[@JayV949]

Some of you might not have noticed, but the wheelchair the mom uses is not the type used by paraplegic. You can tell because the backrest is too hight that it limits back movement and the wheels are large with the armrests in the way of the user spinning the wheels themselves.

[@ChaoticYak1]

I noticed that as well. I've noticed it in other shows where a character gets paralyzed. They're always in the "we are required by law to wheel you out to your car rather than let you walk out" wheelchairs.

[@blacksheep9505]

That cop rolled up on her mom and now her mom permanently rolls up on everybody.

[@toolegittoquit_001]

We don’t deserve that level of humor. We are watching a review of Robyn Hood after all

[@macrc2129]

🤣

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

Ah yeah the old tale of Robin Hood, I always liked the part where Robin stayed with his mom, and the sheriff knew exactly where he lived but just couldn't be arsed to arrest him.

[@andrewphillips8341]

"Well to be fair" the Sheriff did know where Robin lived. It just that Sherwood Forest was pretty big back then.

[@mikusoxlongius]

Axed*

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

Well then he didn't know exactly where he lived, did he, mate? That's like if I just told you like "Meet me in Montreal at 8 p.m.", you probably would need more directions than just that. In this show, they know their exact adress.

[@knotengajin7359]

Yes, Robin Hood had a mobile hideout in a forest, guarded by his merry men. If Prince John had got the location, he would have sent in a large enough force to take Robin. Robyn lives in a known location, within a building full of angry people, but one that the police had no problem raiding with just a small force.

[@thientuongnguyen2564]

@@knotengajin7359 They can't even do that EVEN if the bodycam showed who dunnit, but the Not Nottingham cops were written to be comically corrupted like some communist nation in Asia or South America that the federal police wouldn't investigate, especially when the fooking Sheriff abused her own men for shits and giggles? The "writers" of this show only see cops from what their commie shill pinko friends in China told them how they see American cops and thought that was accurate.

[@driftingwolf0]

what is more tragic, that these morons are our heros, or that the villains make so much sense and are far more reasonable?

[@wmethshitlord3421]

It's a pretty good mirror of actual life in that sense.

[@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ]

I wouldn’t exactly say the villains make more sense, just that they’re vastly more entertaining. On one side, you have a group of unlikeable assholes who commit crimes but somehow think they’re in the right. On the other, you have a group of assholes who commit crimes and just seem to revel in being assholes. The latter becomes more likeable because they’re more FUN.

[@Lonovavir]

It's a documentary of the 2020s.

[@driftingwolf0]

@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ Aside from the arbitrary bs that make them villains, they have followed the law and have been nothing but reasonable and accommodating to violent criminals. If they wanted really villainy, they should have had Prince clear out the entire complex with a bs raid and unjustly arrest half the people inside. At least then, the "heros" would have some type of justification.

[@DH-xw6jp]

​@@ZZMonkeysUncleZZneither Prince nor the Sheriff have commited any crimes. They just want law to be enforced and the city cleaned up.

[@paulappleton9666]

Seriously though, what did happen to the "cookie" jar? I'm far more invested in that jar than these godawful characters.

[@TheHansoost]

Jim Rockford took it. He keeps a pistol in it

[@Ashcroft420]

It's one of those great mysteries. Is big foot real? Is there alien life out there? Why did the goblin turn off the stove? Now we have what happened to the cookie jar?

[@justlivin2499]

They quit using it, she just wants the meat raw

[@ViolentMessiah666]

The more important question is if there's condoms in the cookie jar then where do they stash the cookies? 😨

[@piranhapout]

​@@justlivin2499I'm dead lol

[@TheNovaks47]

I love the map scene. It's been established that they have smartphones and Internet access, yet rather than use any map apps, they make a physical map out of trash. To top it off, they're just using areas they already have memorized, so rather than just say " let's corner the baddy in that one garage", they NEED a map. Truly brilliant tacticians.

[@ThatRPGuywithtoomanyOCs]

To be fair, phone and internet use can be tracked. Not that the police are competent in the show, but IRL if they suspect a criminal lives in an apartment they could perform a records request of incoming and outgoing data to see who has done suspicious searches or sent incriminating messages. Or, you know, uploaded a song to KZbin. And even if they use a VPN, they can tell who is using one or not and narrow it down that way.

[@Slothful_Healing]

Robyn's mom had the best arc this episode. It was truly moving. Parabolic, even. A true fall from grace. At least now she can go past a radio station and not have to refill the cookie jar. They'll save so much money!

[@theequalizer9154]

She will RISE to the occasion.

[@HansDester]

Parabolic... more like Paraplegic. Tss tss, get it?

[@nicklucero8077]

She still has to refill the condom jar for robyn's re-ups tho

[@cryyc]

Perhaps she'll become an upstanding citizen now

[@MrNickPresley]

Truly, it’s worthy of a STANDING ovation.

[@Kiljaedenas]

That laugh he makes at the "You want to go for a walk" line is very infectious 🤣

[@goufr3540]

Can we just get Director X to just direct MCU shows like Ironheart, it would be pure gold.

[@primmakinsofis614]

I think you mean Director Twitter.

[@kusaiashionamete220]

He'd change the name to Nigga Heart and proclaim how genius his idea was

[@mikusoxlongius]

George Ironheart Floyd!

[@ReinoldFZ]

It would be so funny, presenting his very obvious and simplistic references as clever strokes of genius. If there would be a photo of the guy I'd really think he is 16 years old.

[@KuchiKopium]

​@@mikusoxlongius"I understood that reference!"

[@silasthefish]

*says sheriff doesnt arrest people* *says the dude went to jail on a weapons charge* WHICH THE FUCK IS IT

[@alberto5770]

She meant "people"???

[@thePsiMatrix]

*previously, on the literal last episode* *Sheriff tries to arrest everyone she can in the 'Hood'* "tHe ShErIfF dOeSn'T aRrEsT pEoPlE!" Seriously; WHICH IS IT?!?

[@ChaoticYak1]

And apparently, the only reason he didn't get convicted on the charge of murder was because no one would talk. So it wasn't that the law failed them. It's that THEY didn't do their part. Seriously, how can the writers not see that they've created a show that basically demonstrates that the law works when people do their part?

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

In trying to portray the police as evil, they inadvertently showed that if the citizens just cooperated, a lot of the issues they are having with the law could have been avoided.

[@TheDapperDragon]

​@@chazzitz-wh4lyI mean, Chris Rock released a whole instructional video

[@NkGaming-1101]

“We’re doing the lord’s work” 8th Commandment: Thou shalt not steal

[@bobo577]

They are also taking the Lord’s name in vain too due to committing these wanton acts and claiming it’s for him.

[@corporaterock6543]

The lowest rating you can reach in IMDB is 1.0 This show has achieved that. A unifying force in a divided world.

[@justlivin2499]

That’s a feat not even Velma managed to achieve

[@Yolanda8419]

That music in this series is a crime against humanity. The writing on the other hand, is as if an alien landed on the planet and tried to guess how people would behave by watching most of recent Hollywood.

[@toolegittoquit_001]

Director X 😂

[@John-Doe-Yo]

the intro slaps OOGH AGH OOGH AGH OOGH AGH 🎶

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

The writing team probably had ChatGPT give them a script and they just filled in some details.

[@-Ryu]

I'm pretty sure an Alien could figure out how stupid it would be for a woman to ask her paralyzed mother in a wheelchair if she wants to "go for a walk"

[@matane2465]

The most unrealistic thing about the cookie jar is that Robyn would actually use the condoms, as indicated by the high rate of single motherhood in that community.

[@chadthunderstroke]

... there's just so much, so many things! lol

[@Kal_g]

We now return to "Disparu losing his mind..."

[@DamilolaAyodele-bt5ur]

This is the funniest review so far 🤣🤣🤣. "The drag him down to our level" part nearly killed me. Never gonna eat spicy foods during a review again

[@TKinfinity01]

“This show’s Baldrick.” As a Blackadder fan, you have reminded me of something I would much rather be watching.

[@ggrarl]

I have a cunning plan!

[@TheKythia]

This show is like your wildest dream came true, isn't it? Can't go five seconds without either facepalming or laughing ... or both. :) My god, I hope it gets another 20 seasons.

[@WhimeaMonster538]

Don’t jinx it

[@theabhorrentchef7226]

Lol it’s stuff like this that makes me wonder if we’re in an offshoot verse - maybe CERN threw us down a new and bizarre tract

[@Thagrynor]

Dream come true or proof of Disparu's slow descent into madness. Not sure which ... Lol

[@paulanderson771]

The show was tailor made for Disparu to dismantle.

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

It might be my favorite Disparu series already. Although, Willow was...... something

[@albertokiosukebonocore9810]

If, in the first two episodes, the shills could've had a little bit of hope they could defend this trash, the second this episode aired that just vanished: nobody can defend "we'll steal stuff and give that to our people"... this isn't stealing back what was unjustly taken, it's just armed robbery.

[@iemzaf]

To be fair the shills have also vanished

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

It's what they do, it mirrors reality perfectly. Hood rats doing hood rat stuff Meatball style.

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

Nobody believes Black people would steal and give it away. Not in a million years. They have an organization called BLM that was specifically there to help Black people, and even they stole all the money.

[@michaelreich4827]

But, but.....slavery. and reparations.

[@SunwardRanger83]

Naw, you're forgetting that as far as these kinds of people are concerned, if you have more than me it's not fair. You're basically taking more than your fair share, and if you hadn't, I would have gotten it somehow. Thus, stealing from you is just taking back what I should have had in the first place. It's just the same old commie bullcrap wrapped up in a bunch of race grifting.

[@S4ns]

Disparu's joke about Canadian Military Medics having more body counts than the soldiers made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something. Fortunately I'm not in Canada so I should be okay if I see a doctor.

[@tracypitchford6920]

My other half was a medic in the British army for 22 years. His motto. “We bury our mistakes” 😂😂

[@jeremyrichard2722]

I find this show pretty fascinating myself honestly. It's a pretty accurate to how a certain, very vocal, group of people view the world. This show can only really be understood from the perspective of those who believe that black people were victimized generations ago, so are entitled to do whatever they want, and society should pretty much be lionizing and serving them and punished for not doing this. If your not on board with ideas like that, and by association that the law exists to oppress them by stopping such a situation like that, your not going to get this kind of take on Robyn Hood who seems to be pretty much being entirely anti-societal and is fighting for freedom only in the sense of how the law and social standards apparently shouldn't apply to black people and imposing any kind of order on them is wrong. That said the show's failure does demonstrate that there just isn't many people holding this view. Black people in general haven't really shown up for it, as shows have been carried by a primarily black audience before. What's more almost every piece of feedback I see from anyone is entirely negative. As much as Director X might want to stick to his delusional believe that it's racist nerds crashing the show and review bombing, the simple truth is that if that was the case the viewership would be much higher, and you'd see more general pushback coming from people other than him and other media people. Trying to look at this from outside the box, I'm not sure how anyone could try and make a defense of anything going on in this. Perhaps the greatest mystery of this show is how the music sections tend to be so absolutely horrible. While Hip Hop is not my music style of choice (I'm a metal head, and mostly a fan of groups like Sabaton, Within Temptation, Nightwish, and even more nerdy groups like Gloryhammer and Grail Knights.... I'm sure you get the idea) I do understand it and can appreciate a fair bit of it despite it not being my general preference. This is absolutely horrendous by anyone's standards. DirectorX is mostly famous for being a music video director, everything else he has done has failed, his successes were making videos for some of the greatest acts within that style, since this being about a marauding hip hop band is a key plot point, and they keep going out of their way to do the music and such, I cant see how he is failing so epically at the one thing he is supposed to actually be good at and have a good eye/ear for. I would expect Robyn Hood to be one of those terrible shows that somehow has a really catchy sound track, regardless of the kind of music, but in reality this is an auditory war crime. I mean is there even anyone out there who is a major fan of this kind of music who thinks any of this is good?

[@JB-yb4wn]

Maybe Director X relies on the talents of others to make his videos. Because all I see here is a self-entitled, narcissistic con man.

[@zacharymcmillan2788]

I've always been a metal head (I was pretty much raised on Sabbath,Deep Purple,etc.),but growing up in the 80s and 90s I also listened to a lot of rap and hip hop,and I can say with no arrogance that this show's music sucks sh!+. It's quite telling as to Director eXcrement's lack of talent,that he can't even cobble together a decent hip hop score for this garbage show;but then again two of my favorite hip hop soundtracks are from the movies Judgement Night(seriously f!@$in awesome!) and Ghost Dog:The Way Of The Samurai.

[@unbuggable5943]

Insightful.

[@MyUserTubeAccount]

while i agree this music is the highest form of noise pollution, i work in the hood all the time, they love this crap. theres no Tupac, or KRS-1 today

[@JB-yb4wn]

@@MyUserTubeAccount Quite correct, jackhammers are more soothing to the ear.

[@flampagan1994]

33:00 I like how she whines about Prince saying they are nothing, like he does not own anyone in the building anything, he also offered to put all of the family in prestigious school and give the mother the best treatment and a million dollars, all they had to do was not to tresspass on his property. Prince is the best and most moral character in the story, great job director X you made me feel for the ruthless capitalist.

[@TheREALSimagination]

Little John: You're bringing archery to a gun fight. Also Little John: practices only his boxing

[@M4ruta]

Boxing and swinging his jo (long stick). He's gonna flip the stick to knock the bullets out of the air, you'll see!

[@bare-footjo35]

This show is low key genius: the next generation of criminals will be extremely easy to catch provided they take this as inspiration. 😂

[@steveouk90126]

Copycat. 😀

[@bare-footjo35]

@@steveouk90126 U see I be Robyn Robyn Robyn...

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

Yeah, it’s pretty obvious who is doing the crime given that the same music video outfits are the ones they commit the crimes in and each episode features something they stole or edited in footage of a crime they committed. All the police has to do is find out who runs the channel.

[@marychocolatefairy]

I'd never have recognized Lionheart from that mural. The community can't have respected him that much, if they didn't bother to get a good artist for his likeness. Also, as someone with a wheelchair- That mom and her flippin' "They said this was the best chair they had!" The hospital never offered me a wheelchair; I got mine at Rite Aid. So she can just shut up. lol. And I agree with Disparu- I never call it "the chair". I've also never made a mess in the kitchen. That mom. ::sigh::

[@ssharp755]

Well of course, the heavy handed 'messaging' obviously required a likeness closer to a certain real life persons depiction rather than the characters actor....😂

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

How in the hell she ended up on the ground?

[@controlsixtyfour]

I think that face is the best art in the show..(not that it's good! LOL) did you notice any of the other art in this show? it looks like it was done by a six-year-old. (like the background in the knifing flashback) HAHA that mom though! she should audition for late-night infomercials.. she'd be perfect!

[@cr-hr3bv]

@@rageagaintstheNWO Here is my guess, based on the fallen tray of cookies: She baked cookies, took them out of the oven when done and placed the tray on the edge of something. She then knocked the tray over when turning the chair around, at which point she turns around again and backs away to look at the cookies on the floor and thinks, "I'd better try to pick these cookies up off the floor from the other side of the room", reaches out for the cookies, realises too late that her arm doesn't have telescopic extension, and falls out.

[@ralpherdoo]

i take great offence at the canadian healthcare joke, you have to be able to at least see a doctor first before they kill you.

[@toolegittoquit_001]

You Just can’t get a recommendation for MAID via a phone call ?

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

How long is the wait for that though?

[@ralpherdoo]

@chazzitz-wh4ly some people who didn't take the experimental shot waited until their time ran out

[@kleindropper]

Next week on Robyn Hood: Our team of heroes uses a skid steer to bust open and loot the local Best Buy. Soon after, the evil sheriff tries to stop them as they walk around beating old people with their own walking canes for fun.

[@wastelandsniper789]

That whole bit about the Canadian medic at 28:49 was absolute gold.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

"This show's Baldrick" - LOL that just reminds me of Maid Marian and Her Merry Men, where Tony Robinson was playing the Sheriff of Nottingham. Imagine how much funnier this show was with Baldrick as the sheriff!

[@dorn0531]

Childhood memories right there. I loved that show. I read the comics too. So much better than this rubbish

[@leonedralev3776]

Tony Robinson would probably turn and flip Director X the Bird if they show Baldrick the script.

[@theaverageDon]

31:41 one of the dumbest aspects of this show, is that in reality a person who becomes paralyzed after committing a crime then is offered millions of dollars to go away and shut up, take it. Why make your life worse? No one is real life would make these choices

[@alberto5770]

A character can be just as clever as the writers...

[@zacharymcmillan2788]

Damn straight;you can call me a cripple,but at the end of the day I'd be a cripple with millions of dollars;I'd move out of the hood and buy me a private house with wheelchair access,isolated near a nice small coastal town with a private security team and a butler named Alfred to attend to my every need. 😂

[@Dragblacker]

They're trying to show that she has "dignity" and "principles", and thus won't be "bribed" into silence.

[@Dragblacker]

@@zacharymcmillan2788 And your name will be Oracle?

[@johannesseyfried7933]

​@@zacharymcmillan2788"But my name is William." "You're Alfred now." "Yes, Ma'am. As you wish. You're the one writing the paychecks, after all....."

[@noirlavender6409]

I really don't understand why this isn't being cancelled for racism, the mc is a girl of color who of course is a college drop out, of course her father is absent because of course the father was also of color. And of course resorts to stealing to fix her mostly petty issues, she's promiscuous af and the show makes it clear she empties her jar of condoms regularly, her sister slams her for being such a--- happy go lucky open legs, and in a few minutes after meting a guy she says "how big is it?" this is the worst kind of stereotype they could have gone with, but even so the show isn't being bashed for it, insane. It's like the director got the... golddigger kind of company and think that's how girls of color behave normally

[@matane2465]

The most unrealistic thing is that she empties the jar of condoms. They seemingly don't use condoms as indicated by the high number of single mothers in that community.

[@newhappythoughts1628]

@@matane2465 Fun fact, 50% of all pregnancies in the USA are accidents. Also, the term single moms is a lot of times conflated with unmarried mothers. Just because a mother's unmarried doesn't mean baby daddy dipped.

[@newhappythoughts1628]

So far, our heroes have done nothing heroic. They rob for their own self interest, love being criminals, show their criminal activities for clout, and will waste the stolen money on PARTIES.

[@lmahu6627]

​@@newhappythoughts1628 Serious question: do they lump in the women who are widowed and don't remarry, and are just raising their children on their own, in the "single mothers" category? Because that would be weird.

[@lorij3786]

It’s in Canada, where the crime minister wears blackface and gives terr0rist 10 million of our tax $$

[@deathByStupid]

Clearly she was wheeling the baking hot tray of cookies into the dining room and she suddenly turned because she realised the giant jar of condoms was missing. One thing led to another and she’s on the floor. A cookieriffic tragedy

[@Dave-ks9fi]

Perhaps she used the whole jar while her mum was away.

[@MoskHotel]

God, I’m already imagining the family putting cookies in the same jar where the condoms are placed. The cookies are gonna end up smelling like gel and taste like greasy shit. Egh…

[@terryhill5509]

I truly enjoyed how Disparu was having so many laugh attacks. The most entertainment I've had all week!

[@thedramallama69]

Reminds me of his review of the rings of power trailer. Specifically when he found the guy pssing on the castle

[@MoskHotel]

Disparu and JLongBone are the funniest reviewers to criticise and make fun of Woke crap like this.

[@elessin7]

The weird part about the military (even for Canada) is that everyone is trained to kill and fight, THEN they get their 'profession'. In this case, Little John was trained in basic to be a killer, then they added some useful field medic stuff afterwards. *comments from Canadian military welcome, correct me if I'm wrong.

[@ib5972]

I could never imagine myself watching this show but I couldn't wait for the next episode to drop so that I could watch you watch it🤣 This has me in stitches. This has got to be the most ridiculous show ever made.

[@dennykerns8076]

The thing I love the most is this review is probably longer than the actual show. And better.

[@elenawalker316]

I am so glad I will never have to watch this crap. You and AZ have been the heroes doing these reviews for us. We thank you!

[@setlik3gaming80]

Disparu and Robyn Hood... It is an absolutely wonderful collaboration. HAIL to Director X🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Disparu can buy that second house now.

[@RaycrowX]

I think this is the TV show form of “If you let someone talk long enough, they will tell you the truth.”

[@xipheonj]

When I heard that people like to get together and watch terrible movies I didn't get it, I thought they were crazy. Even after watching Az suffer through Batwoman I still thought the same because I was enjoying him be tortured, the show didn't matter. Now, with Disparu, I finally get it. You are actually having fun with it and I'm having fun with you, instead of laughing *at* you. I now know what I was missing.

[@violinfanatickamraz1403]

You should give Rifftrax and Mystery Science Theater 3000 a try. Those are terrible movies while ripping the movie.

[@mikusoxlongius]

MST3K

[@xipheonj]

@@mikusoxlongius I tried to watch them a long time ago but it was just boring. Who knows, maybe I've changed and would find it entertaining now?

[@idahomike4254]

Loved the Baldrick reference along with his "cunning plan". Absolutely hilarious. Long live Black Adder!

[@MrArgus11111]

Prisons in the US always have those "do not pick up hitchhikers" signs near them. I have feeling many overseas do as well. Signs are a cheap way to possibly keep that one guy in 15 years that managed to get out from getting transportation. The signs do not indicate that escapes happen often, lol.

[@erikhermansen3431]

Dangerous people get released from prison all the time. Its not just about escapees.

[@zaskarclf]

I'm waiting for the climax for season 1 when Robyn finally gets her merry band together and they start looting their local Target store. 😂😂

[@johnnycage112]

Wait. They actually have a black man as an actual villain? Wasn't expecting that.

[@Dave-ks9fi]

Guy joins Robin in the lore

[@johnnycage112]

@@Dave-ks9fi That expalins it

[@alandouglas2789]

He identifies as white (see the clothes)

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

He’s actually just another victim of law enforcement.

[@oskar6661]

"The shop is my happy place..." (where I treat everyone else like trash-idiots and mouth off to the boss who's employing me...)

[@jamespfp]

3:16 - RE: Oh Yeah, "Donating"; I'm in complete agreement with your assessment of this line, but for Fewture reference be advised that we could also be calling it Charity Fraud, ie. money laundering....

[@kylekraus6722]

I’m honestly impressed with this episode. They only committed one new crime this time: Blackmail.

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

I liked that in their music video they included the footage of them brutalizing their victim.

[@TyeDPod]

Money laundering.

[@vldster]

The sign "This is a prison area, don't give hitchhikers a lift" is a real thing in the Canadian city I live in. And no lead paint chips are not the most popular snack where I live, it's the third most popular snack.

[@theequalizer9154]

They should have that sign in front of Canada's parliament.😅

[@whatduck943]

What's the first?

[@vldster]

@@whatduck943 Meth

[@mogadeet6857]

Gold! 😅I do actually own a very old copy of Robin Hood. Pretty sure King Richard the Lionheart doesn't show up until the end. He was Crusading.

[@blacksheep9505]

I understand you are from the UK Disparu but here in the US they actually do have the signs on the sides of freeways etc. that warn you not to pick up hitchhikers that are within running distance from prisons.

[@thelastmotel]

Those signs must extend quite far from the prisons then, given that most of the inmates are Black

[@blacksheep9505]

@@thelastmotel😂 yea must be far

[@vincentshadetree]

That "cookie jar" is the joke that keeps on giving 😅

[@absolutelydegenerate1900]

I am a simple woman. I see disparu, I click

[@driftingwolf0]

the programing has been successfully enabled

[@Yak1312]

Updated morality. These new age shows are so morally bankrupt and twisted they make old time villains look like decent well intentioned people. Im sure they could make scar look like the good guy and Mufasa like a tyrant.

[@violinfanatickamraz1403]

Apparently Disney really did do that.

[@victoriab7628]

As someone who worked with spinal cord injuries for years, the lack of attention to boosting and pressure relief is stressful.

[@alberto5770]

Nah, she can stay on her back or arse for hours without count. As long as the cookie jar is not empty... ARJO thanks your concerns and will propose some product placement next time.

[@nickdirienzo2849]

The difference between "The Joker" and "Robyn and the hood" is the joker had a clear and concise philosophy, and message. It may not have been a very popular stance but if the next election was Joker vs. Robyn hood, I'm voting for Joker...

[@michaelmastriano7566]

When ethylene glycol is vaporized in a combustion chamber, it smells like maple syrup. That's the one factual thing in the show

[@toolegittoquit_001]

This is true

[@visto576]

Yeah but it's Canada, everything smells like maple syrup

[@gaijinhakase1575]

That’s because alcohols are responsible for sweet smell/taste

[@catbert2412]

“Went down on a weapons charge”. Hmm so he is clearly violating his parole by having a gun which would immediately get him thrown back in prison if you simply made a call to someone. Hell call your corrupt lawyer friend about it

[@greenmountainpokemon2112]

So in older vechials, when then "burns up" the heater element, It really does smell like "Maple syrup." I'm sorta surprised they know that

[@Beuwen_The_Dragon]

They’re Canadian, of course they know what maple syrup smells like. ^.-.^

[@NateO123]

Dude was really feeling himself making this show and made the grave mistake of lashing out on social media. If it was good it would speak for itself. I often wonder what the bat woman writers would say if they could see the compilations of the EFAP crew dying with laughter in real time watching their show. Can’t help but love that Director X is willing to show us in real time just how salty he is that anyone would dare to mock him or his work.

[@MahBones]

"You're sposed to be paralyzed not deaf" I'm very glad I'd finished drinking when you said this

[@jeniferclemente1252]

The need for the Ten Commandments thing and the image on the wall getting struck by lightning are hilarious XD Also, still appreciate the best entertainment with your commentary throughout the episodes XD

[@vincent207]

As someone who lived not too far from the Touchdown Jesus statue, the lightning joke gave me a good chuckle.

[@cottoncandisandi6109]

Thank you , for doing these reviews !!! I haven't laughed this hard in forever . 😂😅😂 I cannot believe this show got funding ??? 🤔

[@MajorSmurf]

God I keep thinking about how simple a single change would be to make it more moral for them to steal from John... Literally make him own the building and be forcing crazy amount of rent on the tenants with his lapdogs going around causing hell for anyone who doesn't pay or tries to fight him in a count of law. That's it. Hell you can make him gangster or if you want to be in line with the original tale make him the leader of Canada (Whatever the title is). Richard could be the ex-leader and is retired out of the country rather then dead or I guess I'll say "supposed" dead because there's a high chance he'll just return from the dead and we'll find out he owns Johns business or something stupid like that.

[@markcochrane9523]

Make him a slumlord charging exorbitant rent, and have Robyn steal everyone's rent back. Brilliant.

[@azimuthclark462]

Its public housing, they dont pay to live there. They dont own the property. Getting rid of the place does the area good.

[@jakeviolet2195]

If it's his building, he can charge whatever he wants for rent. If it's above fair market rate, then his tenants can jump ship and rent from one of the many landlords offering better rates. Then he will be stuck with a big empty building producing no income. But, if nobody else in town is renting for less, then it is fair. Supply and demand baby!

[@MajorSmurf]

@@jakeviolet2195 Ah yes I guess for this fictional universe he would to have to be more like a king-like figure. We can easily adjust it that he introduced an unfair legalisation that he owes every building in Canada and bankrupts everyone. Introduces absurd taxation on businesses and so on. Make him an actual tyrant instead of just a business owner.

[@violinfanatickamraz1403]

​@@azimuthclark462in the USA you pay a percentage to live in the projects or HUD. Its Usually below market value.

[@Valisk]

These Robyn Hood vids are so fkn funny. I'm addicted - I can't wait for the next one!!

[@TheBayzent]

35:07 "Cuidado con tu lengua, ¿eh?" ("Hold your tongue") because suddenly Sherwood's big bad guy is...the only Latino guy living in Canada...

[@Dragblacker]

Does the show actually take place in Canada? Or is it just filmed there and meant to be in "generic US city"?

[@murksdoc]

"Loyalty card to the local infection clinic" killed me. I was laughing hours later. Why isn't it "Robyn from the Hood"?

[@vilena5308]

"The only thing that is worse than a pathetic villain is a pathetic villain who thinks he is a philosopher." Amen.

[@Zephyr503]

If they gave John Prince a son, they should have called him Little John, not some other guy. Wait, they made Lionheart some dead hood? To be accurate, Liinheart should be the absentee building owner or something.

[@pedrojustice]

That requires thinking Didnt seen necessário I mean to think

[@DarkPhoenixSaga]

In Robin Hood story, Little John is Robin's best friend. In the lore, it was Prince John who acts as a king ruling over and over taxing his people so Robin steals the overtaxed gold and redistributes the wealth among the people.

[@JohnGalt916]

American here, idk about there in Europe Island but yes, our jails and prisons DO have those warnings. In my 41 years theres only been 1 prison escape that i personally know of that didnt involved a female cop falling in love🤦🏿‍♂️. And that guy was found in the woods so its not common but better safe than sorry

[@theequalizer9154]

Those other prison escapes, Florida, correct?😆

[@patriciafenwick5846]

This was great! Another hilariously review. I just rewatched Robin Hood Prince of Thieves tonight, fell on it by accident on ITV. I like that film more and more each time I see it (especially at the moment), and no one can beat Alan Rickman as the sheriff. Looking forward to your next review.

[@karagongro-malog]

The Robin Hood tree in England wasn't cut down, it committed suicide when it heard about this show.

[@cormoran2303]

Fun Baldric Fact Baldric is played by Tony Robinson who created, wrote and starred as the Sherriff of Nottingham in Maid Marian and her Merry Men, which was a better written, better produced, better acted, funnier version of Robin Hood that even included better songs performed by Danny John-Jules. And it was made for little kids.

[@Keram-io8hv]

Going to watch it, you mentioned two my fav actors

[@haku8135]

You know....... I would imagine on professional productions, it can't be THAT hard to get into contact with someone like Frivolous Shara, DaddyPhatSnaps, Cam Steady, just this TREASURE TROVE of incredibly popular and REALLY talented youtube rappers that just put out banger after banger, and just pay them to make a few robin hood themed songs. Rustage in particular is really fucking good at shit like that. They could commission a fucking hit song and at LEAST that one part of this show would get good reviews. Like "Well the show is shit, the actors can't emote to save their lives, the writing is so bottom tier femboys getting ground pounded are looking down at them in disgust, and even the wardrobe department needs to be arrested. But these songs are BANGERS." However, they cannot even manage that MINIMAL amount of effort. Instead we get some girl who can't rap over a beat that needs a beating.

[@markcochrane9523]

"the writing is so bottom tier femboys getting ground pounded are looking down at them in disgust" good fucking god man

[@onesith4528]

"SAINT JESUS GEORGE LIONHARDT FLOYD!!!!!!!!"

[@langdonledwig3734]

To be fair if they drag anyone to their level everyone would be the villian the only heroes are the two they want us to think are evil

[@mogadeet6857]

'How often do people escape from your prison?' 😆

[@JediJaras]

Hey, at least Baldrick's stupidity was amusing and also kind of endearing, while also having Blackadder to bounce off of. Now I'm also reminded of the time Blackadder and Baldrick went back in time and met Robin Hood (played by the late Rik Mayall). Blackadder: Well, Maid Marian was very friendly. Baldrick: So was Will Scarlet. Really nice guy.

[@whatduck943]

😂😂😂I have to rewatch that!!

[@Dave-ks9fi]

And you give it all to the poor, who sit on their arses saying don't bother going to work today, Robin Hood will be here soon with a big bag of cash.

[@MarcosAntonio-hp5tg]

Disparu is killing on this one, probably his best review in my opinion, so damn funny

[@mupty]

Say Hi to Director X everyone We know he's subscribed to this channel

[@mithroth6703]

Can't they just rename this show "Robbin' da hood". It fits perfectly with the actions of the characters.

[@GrimaldiJ]

While everything else seems hilariously bad, the little map Little John put together to brief the plan was actual shockingly realistic. He's in the military, as a medic he's probably on the lower-to-mid enlisted ranks...and that's exactly how those level units (squads and platoons) brief their plans. Simple little terrain tables using whatever they have handy. It's so good, in fact, I assume someone on the set must have some kind of military experience (although there's no way they'd actually have a dedicated military advisor).

[@lingricen8077]

How about you shut up and stop making a fool of yourself?

[@waRr3nxx]

“How else am I supposed to play checkers without your jacket?”

[@Black_Naruto1]

Disparu is a legend😂

[@Kiyoone]

The review is much more entertaining than the actual show, thanks

[@Garek_George]

👉🏽👉🏽👉🏽A good writer takes criticism and uses it to correct mistakes, learn what to do and what not to do based on said criticism, then create a better story. Those with an unteachable spirit, a too-big ego, and no personal character or class … do none of those things. 😬

[@luther1546]

I told my father about this show and he literally did not believe that it is real.

[@holywarz]

Flashback scenes have the “Flashback” filter from After Effects applied. Wonderful!

[@Killercutsvideo]

Wow that kid at the boxing ring that said "let me go!" Was the worst acting, just from that clip wow.