You Can't Make A Video Of That! You Don't Have Our Permission! 😮🎥🛸❌

[@MavensDropkick111]

“He’s wearing green trousers-“ “Yes, we won’t be attending, it’s only DJ.”

[@DJAUDITS]

🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌

[@JuicyLucy72]

@@DJAUDITS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lorrynortheastguy4787]

@@DJAUDITS You know it happened LOL

[@kpower1379]

@@DJAUDITS you need a weekly uniform now, you should just do mental fancy dress....so when they call the police they have to say "he's dressed as a tampon" or "he's a giant hotdog with ketchup and mustard"

[@MrRobbyc]

I though that 😂😂

[@GARYBLACKFORD]

All those terrorist attacks on chickpea factories 😂

[@dennis6442]

Humus will be responsible !! :)

[@JuicyLucy72]

@@dennis6442 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@A2Z1Two3]

They are actually SPY chick peas 😂

[@A2Z1Two3]

Trespass is NOT criminal , but he still does not get that .

[@tonyharley5230]

😂​@@dennis6442

[@BeardedHedgehog]

Howard is a credit to the company. He was clearly uncomfortable, but did his best to be informative to a member of the public, whilst mindful of not giving too much away.

[@Silver-h5d]

Probably fired now. Bless.

[@rossvegas7]

Half a mong

[@realPromotememedia]

@@rossvegas7lol that’s harsh. But fair

[@realPromotememedia]

12:34 definitely have just buzzed him with the drone lol well, followed him, not attack him lol btw has the drone got audio ? lol

[@fovros]

Could you imagine having to work there with him as your manager. You'd throw yourself in the chick pea machine within a week

[@stuartbrown8259]

First dude, was a bit cagey about what he thought he should or could say, bless him. He didn't want to get himself or the company into trouble.

[@harvinderrishiraj888]

And DJ went easy on him. That's why he's up there with the best.

[@ryanwilson368]

His internet was a bit slow buffering 😂 nah your right , nice guy just being careful wasn’t he .. probably best tbf 👍

[@Odin6900]

Or hear me out. Maybe he has that job because he doesnt have to interact with too many people.

[@tommysowen]

The long pause had me worried I thought my Internet cut out 😂

[@JimmyMac-jo3zh]

Yeah, he knew who DJ was, but was worried he'd get in trouble with his boss if he was seen to be "yeah, crack on".

[@martinb3619]

“I’ve never had this before” and yet a few minutes ago he knew everything (not), abused the 999 service, made a false report to the Police and clearly got told to go away by them.

[@ukwhitewitch]

The trifectra of stupid 😂😂😂😂

[@neilmcdonnell2964]

and then goes on to say DJ should present himself in a professional manner and promote himself better, just after he just walks up randomly and starts barking orders - on a public footpath no less.

[@jessemccann9711]

Lol most people don't spend their days watching gimpy auditors on KZbin. Although you asexual hermits rather enjoy it you have to remember it is a very niche hobby (for a reason) and expecting people who lead normal lives to be aware of a handful of professional trouble makers. Get a grip on yourself you closer.

[@NarnianRailway]

Granta recently leased the 97.7k ft2 warehouse unit on 4 acres. Savills listing shows the entrance drive is Not part of the lease until half way back at the tree break and water tank. The gated access on the back side is part of the lease. The unit was occupied by MHStar 2015-22 and in 2018 the 3 storey office block was demolished replaced by the front hardstand; vacant a long period prior to MHStar; Gates Hydraulics located in the unit in 2008 views. Great video 👍⭐⭐⭐🎶

[@undercoveragent9889]

Thank you. Your contributions are very welcome. ;)

[@neilmcdonnell2964]

@@haga7596 get a hobby haga7596

[@robinwbarrett]

The Manager has been promoted above his intellect, hopefully the company will rectify this error!

[@davidlacey7982]

what's new about that?

[@Polecat54941]

Has a serious lack of understanding of everything.

[@adriancoppin977]

Yeah, process the manager for a start.

[@h6yt88gg]

Depends what his PD says. If it is "complete nob-head", then he's well qualified.

[@Oceans_Sail]

For sure Managing Director material!

[@JimmyMins]

Funny how employees defend their company so hard, but they could walk back in and be fired for no reason….

[@mickgordon5151]

To true you are just a number 😢

[@VagendaAdnegav]

The manager began very unprofessionally, aggressively trying to assert authority outside of his boundary, demonstrating no understanding of the laws applicable to the situation at hand - a handful of of logical flaws such as "personal incredulity", and a laughably literal "appeal to authority" calling the police assuming his feelings surely must be codified into laws. But here is the 50% recovery due - once he realized he was wrong, he realized he was being an ass, owned it, and apologized for it. At first. I mean he walked it back a little but, pride aside, he learned.

[@TheWheelOfTyne]

The police should hire Del Boy to answer the phone "Oooh help there's a man with a camera" "Oh shut up you tart"

[@buttieboy666]

😂😂😂❤

[@noelward8047]

Brilliant. I read that in Del Boy's voice. Classic.

[@karloftinker2832]

Rodney, I told you, no prank calls you plonker.

[@bhairavi-maa]

No way, Pedro. Not allowed.

[@babyshambler]

20:02 "An industrial estate, how are you gonna make content from that?". lol. You are the content, m8.

[@user-zm9gc1kt8b]

😂😂😂

[@wagnuts]

They don’t realise until it’s too late.

[@nigelleyland166]

How can somebody so dense, be employed as a manager?

[@johnmcmillan59]

It's a prerequisite!

[@SpeccyMan]

@@johnmcmillan59 Spot on.

[@amandawoodland3779]

That's exactly why the country is in a mess...... Too many of them.

[@pauls3075]

Its not a rocket factory, they cook chickpeas. You clearly dont need much brains for that.

[@stevegray5709]

A 'manager'??? I doubt he could manage to boil an egg. Perfect demonstration of arrogance and ignorance.

[@harvinderrishiraj888]

"They're Indians, they're approach at you worse". The first thing we're taught, is greet ppl with hospitality, especially offering food. I make the best onion bhajis in Yorkshire, bar none.

[@nartouzumaki8232]

Sounds tasty Raj .. 🧑🏼‍🍳🧆

[@Crow_Friend]

Mmmmmmm onion bhajis 😋

[@harvinderrishiraj888]

@@nartouzumaki8232 Thank a chickpea!

[@harvinderrishiraj888]

@@Crow_Friend Fresh crispy and yummy.

[@justahumanbeing.709]

yeah never heard of Indians being overly aggressive!

[@TheLegenDacster]

The hotbed of fierce commercial competition that is Chickpea Wars.

[@andyanderson4086]

My glad to see that Benny from Crossroads has found a new job

[@quaverpants]

😂😂😂😂

[@TheMopar59]

😂That's a bit harsh

[@tobiascosta3226]

@TheMopar59 a bit harsh on Benny from Crossroads you mean? 😂😂😂

[@movarvo1217]

Ouch....

[@davidarnold5274]

Benny from Crossroads ? yes Meg

[@ragnarthered2179]

Glad you were gentle with the first bloke dj. You could tell he was a nice bloke trying his best. The man cleans chickpeas. Not a fair match.😂

[@ahandinitflo]

I never knew chickpeas were a national secret !!! I need to look into that but first I am going to have my humus ;)

[@TheBeeryBoater]

Shush, everyone will hear you. It's meant to be top secret. If you carry on like that the chickpea police will be after you. They might find you and turn you into Humous!

[@undercoveragent9889]

Truth is; they process 'hen urine'. 'Chick pee' is a euphemism.

[@beandean356]

Chickpea curry for migrants?

[@PhilBurns-oc2vg]

Whoever knew there was industrial espionage in the chickpea world

[@Richiecorner65]

Anyone want to invest in my new Chickpea business it must be very lucrative if they are this frightened of competition

[@VTepesIII]

Its the crap they put on and in our food that they dont want you to see

[@SuperSomphon]

The manager found out he’s wrong but couldn’t let it go. I feel sorry for his staffs.

[@sandwichman100]

started to back down then got his nickers twisted and turned back into bad manners manager

[@SELondoner75]

The manager, had complete attitude, then after speaking to the police he kind of backed down, then started back tracking, then started getting personal and rude. Imagine being stuck on a island with him, rather swim with the sharks :)

[@barryabell5410]

You wouldn't be hungry for a while though the meat would be tender.....not tough like him 😉🤣🤣🤣

[@Oceans_Sail]

Better still push him in!😂

[@thecredible]

Sounds like he’s spent his lunchtime in the pub, then he’s popped in to the nail bar on his way back to work, “chick pea colour please” OMG What’s with the painted nails! Brilliant as usual DJ 😂😂😂😂 you always never fail to brighten up my day

[@JRichards93]

He really does 😂 sounds proper pissed to me

[@neilmcdonnell2964]

I was thinking the same. Especially near the end, speech is quite slurred and his though process is a bit off.

[@thecredible]

Totally shit faced!! 😂😂

[@callumrose5991]

Now you have said it, I totally agree! Staggering at the end also

[@MrSlipstreem]

"If you want to do it properly...". FFS! He IS doing it properly!

[@adfpv1153]

Love the back track of the manager 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 makes me laugh when they aren’t listened too lol thanks DJ

[@mrade5321]

"They're Indian, so they'll probably treat you worse" 😳 WOW 😂

[@neilmcdonnell2964]

. I saw the comments and thought, surely he didn't say that! Does he like working?

[@fairyqueen-m7t]

😂😂😂

[@sandwichman100]

might be true but gee its racist

[@GavinRoberts-vo1mm]

When that guy paused to think I started cursing my WiFi 😅 awkward silence

[@Oceans_Sail]

Damned BT Broadband! 😂😂❤

[@Silver-h5d]

Describe him please sir " well, he's wearing green trousers, rides an orange bike, looks like a walking CCTV camera, knows the law better than most cops and is making me look like a total dumbass" - oh, that's only DJ Sir - we won't be coming out. LOL

[@DJAUDITS]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jackcostello5757]

Only thing operator should say with above info is 'get back to work'

[@oldbaldguy6151]

He's a manager!!!!! 😂😂

[@Oceans_Sail]

Not for long

[@dave-jk6en]

Made me laugh when he said he won’t allow you to take drone footage of the building, whilst looking at drone footage that Google created 😂

[@MrWolf359]

Over 1000 views in 10 minutes from the upload is impressive 👍. Why do employees of a company feel like they own the company and call the police for a civil matter? Everything behind their fence is private property, Police said “We don’t come out for DJ Audits” 😂😂😂. The winner and still champ DJ Audits 👏👏

[@Crow_Friend]

999? What a Plum 🤣😆🤣

[@Crow_Friend]

16:56 Starts CUDDLIN' himself when he realises he messed up 🤣🤣

[@pippin1ful]

He adopted the mobile phone dance OK. I liked the crossed leg stance too.

[@steve61098]

😆

[@pippin1ful]

He was needing his mummy, but she was not there.

[@JulianDowen]

The manager had a long fall off his high horse😂

[@neilmcdonnell2964]

Some say he's still falling.

[@JulianDowen]

@@neilmcdonnell2964 yes😅

[@Oceans_Sail]

He got the hoof

[@Hitstirrer]

When they threaten to call the cops you should tell them OK - just don't misuse the 999 number to do that as it would be unlawful due to there being no urgent emergency. And that you would report them for that offence.

[@paulgarrood120]

Good shout mate 👍

[@lynnblackburn2720]

How I love it when they make themselves look and sound stupid 😂

[@zaccat693]

and they don't know when to stop.

[@BuzzQuick-s5j]

DJ audits tomorrow will be riding his bike in high heels and stockings.😂

[@paulgarrood120]

😂

[@greg5639]

Oh don't turn me on ! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@barryabell5410]

Only on weekends I heard

[@Countrymouse123]

Agian 😂

[@Oceans_Sail]

I would pay good money to see that!

[@AustinSaysSo]

19:00 is he really talking about common sense after making a complete fool of himself. Common sense would dictate to not approach a member of public off your premises. Common sense would dictate to look up the law before you open your mouth and say things you know nothing about. Common sense would say not to call 999 for a non emergency. Even if he was trespassing, that's a civil matter and I don't recall him asking to leave either. What a gaslighting 🤡.

[@porkpie2884]

999 for a man with a camera. People should get prosecuted for wasting emergency services time

[@MickyMathews-hz2kl]

The dribble last bloke was spouting was funny, silly man

[@paulgarrood120]

Great video DJ. Would be good to get him to confirm the police educated him & told him to get back to work. And maybe fasten his hi-vis over his lilac blouse 😂

[@williamhall8460]

999, “what’s your emergency”….. man with camera….

[@MikeEves]

Don't give people ideas, so many think like that!

[@Andy-W-320]

"Police are on their way now sir, please retreat to the warehouse and ensure the chickpeas are safe until the police arrive"

[@ssergorp7105]

The managers time would have been better spent if he had cleared the detritus from the fence and picked up the rubbish. Best practice dictates that food manufacturing premises should be scrupulously clean, no areas should be exempt.

[@jayfino6037]

That 'manager' was pissed.

[@orraman5427]

That was the manager? In fairness though, counting chickpeas into bags all day would send me doolally too.

[@Oceans_Sail]

DJ, my view of chickpeas have been changed for ever. ❤

[@totolondon]

Little knowledge is very dangerous! 😢. Keep educating them boss

[@desktopdiddies5530]

Manager: he’s in green trousers, Police: That will be DJ, stop wasting our time and leave him to it.

[@dr_dr]

That gaslighting Hadley is clearly an ocean going, olympic sized 🔔end, talking about professionalism after that display. The answer to his bad attitude and very rude question of "who are you?" should have been "I'm about to become your worst nightmare; the job centre is that way, looks like you'll be needing it!".

[@DJAUDITS]

🤣🤣

[@AaAa-je5eo]

"Hello.... Police please" "You haven't called 999 have ya?!!?" Every time, it's a 999 call fromt these people 🤣

[@mrbrent62]

Dude was nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

[@cerithomas2032]

😂 his whole demeanour changed after the police put him straight , then its back track central 😂

[@ALTNABREAC-UNCOVERED]

"GREEN TROUSERS" that's Dj audits 😂😂

[@Auditing_New_Zealand]

Poor Howard didn't know what to do. Actually they all seemed pretty clueless. Keep up the great work DJ

[@steve1290r]

"They're Indian they'll probably treat you worse" way to racially profile there Mr Manager 😂

[@JohnMorten-px6my]

Yer, hes on Stasi Starmers list now. 😁

[@BommeltjeNL]

Every time DJ says ‘From abooove’ I’m laughing and saying ‘Idiot!’ at the same time 😂

[@DJAUDITS]

FROM ABOVE 🤣🤣🤣

[@justchris123]

5:04 he’s buffering 😂

[@focuspocus3690]

Hey ... that's my line

[@nartouzumaki8232]

​@@focuspocus3690 🧠💡💪🏼💯👌🏼🕵🏼🤳🏼

[@stuartbrown8259]

​@@focuspocus3690We are due a video from you Focus Pocus, any in the pipeline?

[@justchris123]

@@focuspocus3690 I must confess it is yours I was just borrowing it. I saw it on your video and thought it was hilarious 👍

[@naithonstray4762]

😂 took him 20 seconds to work out why they are quiet

[@Andyjzr]

Who'd have thought one coould go from chickpea;s to espionage. What a strange world we live in.

[@JuicyLucy72]

no wonder this country is f'd

[@SpeccyMan]

It must be tough out there in the land of the humble chickpea. It is a strange world in which we live. (The grammatically correct version.)

[@barrywood5357]

Point A Tresspass is a civil matter. Point B what a knob. Point C who does he think he is. nice one DJ

[@andyfieldmagic]

"I need immediate police assistance!" What is the nature of the emergency Sir? "I can't get my underpants on"

[@Jobriz84]

He's not listening to me and doing what I want, time to call the police....ooh scared DJ? 😂❤

[@Jerry06660]

i think Howard was a bit STAR struck when he realised who he was talking too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fireskycam9889]

21:10 “They’re Indian, they’ll probably treat you worse”. That’s a rather racist statement

[@BusterCapInYoAss]

Rather presumptuous and "Racist" of you, a significant percentage of Indians are Caucasian.... Not "White" or European, but Caucasian. Curb your ignorance.

[@alastairmckain4623]

Like his attitude in relation to treating people with respect!!! If you go to next door they will treat you worse their Indian ! Respect right there?

[@scrubblybubbly8816]

Omg not the cut throat chicken pea industry😂😂😂😂😂

[@csachevauxsansabri2612]

He was nice god bless him, it obviously not clear to him what it is he can say in public. All the more nice of him to share as much as he did. Great vid Dj Wow to fast. That manager is self intitled.

[@dinmorejunctionmodelrailway]

What is the point of wearing a hi-vis if it's not worn 360* where it's fastener up.

[@auntiemandy5638]

"I hope no one steals your secrets" 🤣👊 , Every days a school day Howard 👍

[@vinnyconnolly1650]

Dj is the man,love him 😂😂brilliant

[@DeadlyDan]

For some reason my Border Collie loves your videos, she's entranced by the drone footage

[@DJAUDITS]

💚

[@Grey_Just_Grey]

Top Secret Chickpeas! 🤣 Wot a mong...

[@nartouzumaki8232]

@@Grey_Just_Grey 😂🤣..🫛🤫

[@gdr38515]

Mung beans and chick peas are related. In the manager's case I'm not sure who would outsmart who.

[@OurDearLeader]

You just don't understand the cut throat world of the chickpea business 😉

[@RichieReportsUK_UKCNews]

​@@OurDearLeader I like the flavour & texture of chickpeas!

[@marky_starky]

The manager seemed no know an awful lot about how to do something he has never come across before... Give your name, ask permission... for something that is not happening on their property? I think not. Fair play to him though for being man enough to apologise. That's a rare occurrence and appreciated.

[@dutchdronedimension6703]

HOW UNEDUCATED THAT LAST DUDE,,, this goes higher up than UK law,,,,, ECHR European Convention for the Protection of Human Rights and Fundamental Freedoms ECHR) is a European treaty in which the human and civil rights of all residents of the member countries are laid down (article 10). allows filming in the public sector, even people ( include minors and staff )in public and in public buildings and government buildings , everything you can see from public (even if you point into private buildings and sites) you can photo and record it since November 4, 1950. as an example Google Earth (with zoom) google maps, google street view, DRONE LEGISLATION ARISES FROM THIS LAW, cars with a dash cam going by this law

[@cypeman8037]

Does the ECHR actually say you can film?

[@gomy95]

You’re videos are actually so wholesome haha

[@Guccit865]

I love it people always spin in circles when talking to police call handlers 😂

[@ashwayn]

I love these makes me laugh and we all require a good laugh Thank you DJ more power to your gimble .

[@GavTatu]

enemies of chickpea production....i never realised things were so serious !!

[@roberthardy2013]

He will be sending out the tinned beans next to take out DJ.

[@GamingRat27]

love the attitude change after the 999 call, back pedaling like mad while still trying and failing to raise an argument. you should put those songs either in shorts for youtube or make a playlist of them. some of them are really catchy, better than scrolling through music on youtube when looking for background noise.

[@peter774]

The managers bosses will be holding a meeting about their managers behaviour to the public and police service.

[@SixBadges]

Hopefully, the owners will also be considering Hadley's racist comments. I won't cry if that clown loses his job.

[@gbcrypto-t1g]

The song at the end is actually a banger I'd genuinely have it in my playlist lmao

[@mallatratt36]

in other words the police said let him get on with it

[@scuba_steve73]

Love the tune at the end mate!

[@rweaver-eh1qn]

i would laugh but the way things are going you will soon need permission to fart LOL🙃😅

[@mainecoonman]

Last Dude-"how do you make content out of that?" Totally unaware that he is the content. Complete fool or what!

[@Findingcupcake]

We ride at dawn to watch DJ , well it’s not quite dawn here but you get the picture.

[@paulpietschinski3282]

When its a smooth start to the audit the phrase"FROM ABOOOOOVVVVVEEE" is loud and jolly.

[@ericmurray8233]

Rabbit caught in the headlights...poor chap....but a good guy....company should be proud of him. Well done!

[@rossmcgarrie9787]

Glad some people were educated at what auditors like DJ Audits can & can’t do. 👍

[@BuzzQuick-s5j]

It starts here and goes that way 😂. Then it's the whole building 😮.

[@IngramCars]

Howard is the type of person everyone would like to have representing their business.

[@cziasai]

Schoffel wearing farmer type - standard uniform. I have a few of em as mates.

[@06howea1]

That first guy is a polite diamond

[@muddlepond]

I didn't get "Howard". He said he's watched your videos yet still thought you needed permission. Thanks DJ another good video.

[@ripposte]

"Chickpeas go in and they look a lot different when they come out" , tee hee

[@jamesbutler1029]

Their paranoia over industrial espionage is so odd

[@neilmcdonnell2964]

First guy Howard was brilliant. Polite and as informative as he could be, no hassle not knowing the law around filming in public. The aim of the game is to educate

[@Thefan_Studio]

Love how his demeanour changed when he found out who you are, and has seen your videos before

[@realcodechris]

I actually think he was an alright person. He was surprised by what you were doing, which I think you can understand, and ok he did react very strongly by dialing 999, but he was alright in the end.

[@brentsw3]

First dude reminded me of 56k dial up internet…

[@tonykav5176]

You tied him in knots DJ

[@Kelvostrass]

All his points were invalid = back to work

[@JessieTheGermanShepherd]

"I haven't got authority to allow you to do that.." You said it, mate 👏