DnD Player Roleplays Relations With Dog | r/rpghorrorstories

[@williek08472]

If Ranger has a dog IRL, I hope it gets taken away from that creep and finds a better home

[@destroyerinazuma96]

Unfortunately there was a story on 4ch where OP had to save a dog from an actual grapist.

[@ieatpeopleand]

"Love your pets, but don't *love* your pets." ~ Janeane Garofalo (I can't remember the movie title)

[@apocalypso3427]

@@ieatpeopleand The Truth About Cats and Dogs!

[@ieatpeopleand]

@@apocalypso3427 That was it! Thx, that would have bugged me all day.🚬😎

[@apocalypso3427]

@@ieatpeopleand Ugh, I know THAT struggle, which is why I had to help out lol. Idk where that info even came from...my old ass can't even remember what I ate for breakfast, but the title of a movie I watched ONCE ages ago when it came out and I got you lol.

[@marybdrake1472]

The DM should have put a stop to that right away. You just don't let that go on like that.

[@genericname2747]

Yeah, dude seemed confused, but not disgusted. Disgust is the appropriate reaction

[@jonash3406]

all of them needed to grow some balls. OPs reaction also was bascially "yeah its digusting so I obviously... continued playing while shaking my head in disaproval with all the others instead of just all demaning he be kicked as soon as we saw him pull that shit". LIke honestly everyone in that story made me mad.

[@marybdrake1472]

@@jonash3406 Yeah, pretty much.

[@genericname2747]

@@jonash3406 I would have absolutely lost my mind the second he implied weird stuff was going on

[@cabl7787]

"It's not actually a dog, guys. It's a shapeshifting druid"

[@draconicfeline6177]

Then at best they are pushing a kink on nonconsenting others.

[@alternatemars8350]

Lmao that's the same defense of "She's actually a 147 year old dragon"

[@darrenmchaffie553]

DND Doge better watch out for that Ranger he'll get a shock.

[@sailorsloth8183]

I want to scream at everyone in that first story. The Ranger for being a disgusting S.O.B., the DM for allowing it over and over, and all the other players for not saying anything. I understand being a non-confrontational person, but when it comes to situations like that, you have to speak up and put your foot down.

[@Mazortan]

Having a backbone is toxic and problematic

[@lagartopunkarra]

"Dog is a bitch" Well, that was unintentionally hilarious to hear.

[@BenthewildchildE750]

Well that statement is completely correct!

[@Wolvenwargmusic]

I swear, if I had a dollar for every damn bard that seems to think charm person is an auto-ticket into someone's pants I'd be a very rich person. Charm is not mind control, it simply makes the target regard you as a friend. If they wouldn't sleep with you normally, guess what? They're still not sleeping with you!

[@iank472]

A quick reminder: Charm Person is NOT a mind control spell. It makes the target less hostile towards the caster and consider them a friend. As such unless the person was already inclined to sleep with the caster they won't suddenly develop the desire to do so.

[@WhyYouMadBoi]

Quick reminder that Suggestion however does allow people to sleep with others and is a mind control spell. Charm person is just pretty meh and more or less great if you need to get something quick. Also to use charm person at a distance it has a distance of 30 feet. This allows you to make sure the person doesn't know you cast a spell on them.

[@iank472]

@@WhyYouMadBoi it should be pointed out that it is entirely up to the DM if sleeping with the caster is something the target would want to do. If not it is an obviously harmful act (pretty sure rape counts as obviously harmful) and the DM can 100% disallow this use.

[@WhyYouMadBoi]

@@iank472 No it isn't, the spell says "Sounds reasonable." doesn't mean it makes sense, for example "Walk north for the next 8 hours" makes no fucking sense if you are there to kill someone. Or "Lay on the ground and do nothing" all the while the two melee pcs are in the targets face just itching for that free advantage. I am talking only with the suggestion spell along with hell Geas cause you can get really fucked up with that spell. Charm person yeah but suggestion gives examples of OBVIOUSLY harmful acts. Walking north for the next 8 hours might lead the target to a bear cave however there is nothing harmful in the suggestion itself. The only two conditions for suggestion is "Sound reasonable" which means something the target can do and is able to do. The second being "Not obviously harmful" If you a interesting example telling a target to let go of concentration on fly spell while they are 60 ft in the air is obviously harmful. However, "Strip down, shut up and spread your legs and stay that way for 8 hours" isn't obviously harmful but we all know what happens next. Oh and btw if it isn't obvious, TALK TO YOUR PARTY AND DM NOT EVERY GAME WILL BE SEXUAL AND ALOT OF PEOPLE WHO READ/WATCH RPGHORRORSTORIES ARE PRUDES. I as a DM obviously don't care if you rape the villainous cause your chatoic evil bard does it but the other party members might or even another DM. Also dominate person just gives you control and there is no rules for keeping concentration while banging. I rule it as 3 con saves dc 10 if you fail one spell breaks and friends cantrip rules. Cause yeah you are doing something FUCKED UP.

[@WhyYouMadBoi]

@@iank472 Yeah enchantment spells are evil as fuck.

[@iank472]

@@WhyYouMadBoi it literally says "Obviously harmful". Being sexually assaulted/raped is, in my mind, the definition of obviously harmful. It's the same as telling someone to stab their child or partner using Suggestion. It would cause extreme harm to the persons mental and emotional state thus messing up the spell. I generally wouldn't allow that kind of action in my games but if it came up in a game I was DMing I would require a spell like Dominate Person to have that kind of thing happen.

[@OpticalArxenal]

What in the eldritch hell...this guy should be on a watch list and never own pets.

[@davidtherwhanger6795]

Yeah. I checked out of that story and skipped to the next about 4 minutes in.

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

He should be limited to fish! Or sea monkeys.

[@REfan2002]

Kitty, save us from the player in the first story!

[@cambriaofthevastoceans6721]

Omg, wtf is wrong with everyone in the first story? I kept expecting them to shut it down but it just kept getting worse. I was relieved when they said they'd had enough, but then they just kept quiet for the rest of the session. This should have been addressed the very first time.

[@ThePariahDark]

The guy who roleplayed that stuff with his ingame dog needs a psychologist.

[@tigerkatze9819]

I know D&D players are typically afraid of confrontation and calling people out but man... players and especially DM should have immediately give the guy a "hell no dude" or "lol, no no no... whut stop" that player asap.

[@reesescup69]

Don't let him near doge.

[@GodOfPlague]

Protect the doge

[@amberblackwell5614]

Look, I try to be an open minded lady. When it comes to kinks I think you can do anything you like WITH CONSENTING ADULTS THAT ARE CAPABLE OF COMMUNICATING!! A dog cannot do that. I can't believe I'm actually having to explain this.

[@mrosskne]

that's funny that you think d&d players care about consent

[@AmaryInkawult]

​@@mrosskneit's funny you believe That Guys and D&D Players are the same species.

[@AmaryInkawult]

You're in the wrong video if you hate D&D players yet Love the game yourself to play it.

[@mrosskne]

@@AmaryInkawult they are. every last one.

[@OpticalArxenal]

@@mrosskne oooh a little ragebaity ain't we. Eat something and calm down dear

[@da_BemBem]

You wrote relations, i read relationship, didnt notice the terrified eyes in the thumbnail, thought it was about to be wholesome story. Whoooops!!

[@DanaOtken]

In the last case: when the player's goal is to completely dominate the future of random NPCs who cross their path while giving them as little chance to resist this as possible, and explicitly doing this in a way as to defy the concept of consequences, is there really a distinction between being a charming Bard and being a murderhobo?

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

9:58 Aww that's sad D: Poor DM, that fishhook sounded cool, and the player didn't have to be an arse about not wanting the fish hook.

[@ramirezthesilvite]

wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO DO THIS? WHY DID HE THINK OTHERS NEEDED TO BE INVOLVED IN HIS WEIRD FETISH? WTF????

[@Gamewizard13th]

The second story, Oh my God that magic item really fun. I can't believe the player didn't even look up what it did knowing it was a official item

[@JacobL228]

You're telling me Horse Girl wasn't the only bestiality player there is? It's bad enough if you're an animalistic race and you do it with an *awakened* animal that can give *consent* , but a person just boinking a normal animal, especially with other people there that aren't into it, is just wrong.

[@NyJoanzy]

DnD has forced us to learn the Harkmess test.

[@DanaOtken]

Fortunately, in this case the primary issue isn't consent anyway. It's exhibitionism.

[@NyJoanzy]

@@DanaOtken exhibitionism in front of an audience that didn't consent, with an animal that can't meaningfully consent.

[@DanaOtken]

@@NyJoanzy Agreed. Since the animal is entirely fictitious and the audience is entirely real, I'd consider the exhibitionism to be the primary issue.

[@NEKOEVE]

Ya DMs, just say NO. Seriously. If it's making you uncomfortable, it's going to make the rest of the table uncomfortable.

[@tolwynn5210]

I guess we know someone who was on the focus group for Baldur's Gate III

[@jacksparrowismydaddy]

I have the feeling I will run out of soap before the day is through...I already feel unclean hearing "puppy master"

[@thewolfstu]

honestly, with the dog story, I 100% expected it to be someone fantasizing about being on the receiving end of their dog inappropriately in the session, but the fact that it is in fact a female dog makes this *somehow a thousand times worse.*

[@Crocogator]

oh for. crying out loud. at least our dog party member got reverse lycanthropy to make the petting weird. but we ain't having sex with him.

[@unluckyone1655]

As an owner of 2 dogs, story 1 made me go into protection mode. Like, WTF

[@AmaryInkawult]

Doge I still have kennels left and they are deadbolted and locked with custom locks so this canine copuler will never touch you. You will be completely safe at my reacue kennel I swear on my life. I will bring one to your doghouse as a barrier against weirdos.

[@animefool22]

Story one makes me want to do something with ranger, rope, a tree, honey, and a bear.

[@GodOfPlague]

Go on 😂

[@Barakon]

No don’t, he’d fuck the bear, just use the tree & the rope. A far more efficient means to their end.

[@TheFuriousScribbles]

A magic fishing hook is a waste of space on an inventory list? ...OK. I'll admit that I'm biased here, since my inventory lists had all kinds of weird stuff that I don't even remember picking up a lot of the time. Things like a spatula, a bag of salt, a fancy spoon, a candle-holder, a large tooth or a weird figurine. None of these were magical or did anything cool, by the way. Things like, "I have them, but for the life of me I cannot remember why."

[@7thsealord888]

Story #1 - Eyeewwww. Gotta wonder WHY the DM was putting up with this. Story #2 - Paladin needed to be called out on this, definitely. Story #3 - Bard needs to be kicked, if he won't listen.

[@Theokal3]

.... How is that we got TWO friggin' stories involving people doing weird things with their dogs?! Why is *that* even a thing?

[@magisterhelix8095]

For the dog love one, I think the DM just let it go on because they didn't want the ranger to leave or there was no communication

[@Bladez10]

1st Story: Dear lord I hope that guys does not own a dog. 2nd Story: Dear lord the paladin didn't need to be that much of a dick. The time it took to write the DM could have been used to add the fishing hook to his inventory. 3rd Story: Dear lord, if his alignment was chaotic neutral then we'd have the trifecta of a problem player. OP's response was dated on the 6th of this month, so good chance there might be an update.

[@Kastila]

Okay, in the dog/ranger story... Just *how* did the DM know that player in the first place that he let him get away with that kind of BS?

[@Random_Chiroptera]

I'll admit my only Bard ever played into that trope as well, but Charm Person was not my go to spell. Marek Ammephranes was a Satyr Bard, who frequently experimented with attempting to add his fae glamour to more than just the three musical tunes that all satyrs learn. He was always trying to make a tune so merry that eveveryone who hears it gets up to dance willing or not. He also kept trying to use it to be like The Pied Piper, hoping to invent enchanted music that lures all of an intended variety of target to him. Be it animals, bandits, monsters, or fair maidens. He also never went anywhere without some wine handy. Other players informed in advance that IF they don't do anything to thwart the musical abduction attempts, he's not as creepy as that sounds. Satyrs and civilization, don't often mix well, so this is his way of meeting people and socializing. I would, if I had to RP out letting the sleep-walking victim, sleep peacefully, and wake to the smell of breakfast cooking. And everything would be quite friendly and civil. Even an apology for luring them away, explaining the kinds of troubles that arise when he goes into towns. It did get thwarted often, though only to prevent me from describing those breakfasts in detail, and making the party players hungry. IRL cooking is a hobby I'm passionate about, so I can make people drool pretty easily.

[@phobiawitch835]

Emergency Kitty Protocol was VERY much needed, oh good GODS! I actually had to stop listening for a couple minutes to prepare myself for the last bit

[@saikotamagachi7884]

New to the degeneracy of people I take it? As part of the furry community I can tell you there are much worse things, I think I am desensitized to stuff like the first story.

[@phobiawitch835]

@@saikotamagachi7884 I actually used to be in the community (I still support and follow a handful of artists since they do good stuff, and some have experience with non-furry art as well). But my time directly in the community was several years ago, and I kinda blanked out on much of it. So it caught me off guard. I’m actually worried to watch the video again to find out what scarred me almost a year ago 😂

[@KMerrow]

At least the Ranger had the decency to wipe his hands.

[@vortega472]

Was that Lucky, it sounds like Lucky. I love those kitties. I was wondering where Alice was...

[@TheHousehold2066]

"A bard player doing what you expect" I'm playing a bard (background is con artist) and my (only 2) teammates and DM are not happy with me since I didn't flirt with anyone while we were playing the first couple (DND) sessions (BTW our campaign was originally a one-shot that turned into escape the underground since the entire team (unintentionally) died)

[@RoninCatholic]

I play bards as starstruck lovers fixated on a specific girl back home, with no interest in flirting with random strangers. I've not only never played a lecherous bard, I've never seen one in person but only ever heard about them online.

[@BurroughsProductions]

Fuck booting a player, I'd leave the fucking game. Any dm allowing that shit is sick af too

[@RandomTrinidadian]

I just cant even in the first story. I really hope he doesnt have pets 🤢

[@starhalv2427]

0:23 Just a quick kitten time for those needing a break in the middle of watching.

[@genericname2747]

I read the title, and i still wasn't ready

[@justafan9206]

If someone were to do this, I'd be surprised that they got past all the "anti-stereotypical-bard" countermeasures... Their PC would be promptly neutered/spayed, ether by NPC, or fellow player.

[@Karmasu_L]

the fishhook The paladin behaved like a pouting child. I just looked up the item and i'm not a fan of it. I would work with the DM to rework it. (For a magic item it doesn't do much more than a mundane fishing hook)

[@untapped8776]

Not sure that the DM in the first story knows that he's meant to be the referee of the game and NOT just let the players do whatever they request. Some people are blaming the other players for not speaking up, which is very true after the second or third time, but in my opinion, ultimate blame falls on the DM - he should have never let it get past one time from the start.

[@Michaeljack81sk]

Wtf? WTF? Why the F did DM even go along with that deviant crap? We're they into it too? It's ironic that the player was described as having been "Vetted" before they joined the group...

[@sandpiperr]

I'd love to know what was in that note that was passed to DM. I can only hope it was something that seemed innocent on the surface, like that he was scratching dog's belly or something, but he made it weird.

[@ItsSuperMoosh]

Kinda agree with Fishman guy tbh. I mean, I'd see it as a waste. You gave me a weapon based on my BACKSTORY? Thank God he was a bard, or DM would've given him a pen to write music. So I kinda see his point. I agree he should've been a bit more polite about it though.

[@Brighter_Blues]

That first story was stomach churning.

[@hollowblaze2320]

I saw the title of this ep and, immediately thought that the Doge will cast Firbalk to the player who was acting weird. Then cast resurection only to blast him with another fireball.

[@alanbear6505]

I would keep the kitties away from the Ranger just in case

[@vampire9545]

A BIT to close to a dog? Your unknown puns make doge quite fetching

[@Vrinara]

When I was playing with a group that was doing a Tyranny of Dragon Campaign, We had a ranger who was a Tibaxi beast master ranger, who had a lynx as a companion.. and um.. Let's just say she and the cat did stuff I wish hadn't been role played out and I still wonder why the DM allowed it.. Some Dm's are weird. For some clarification.. She said that her character and her lynx would "Clean" each other... I found it kinda ew, and just tried to keep the group going trying to avoid that whole thing. I don't understand some players.

[@unknowfornow35]

o god that first story. MY MIND!

[@broke_af_games9661]

Yikes man... This one sparks a whole range of emotions. Story 1) like..... Holy fuck. Who thinks that's okay to bring to a table Story 2) dude, the player deserves nothing from then on. What an asshat. I had a situation where a DM (while high) kept escalating the home brew on the spot magic items. Starting with me getting a common item escalating to very rare and legendary equivalent items. Next day I messaged him and said "I don't think that my cloak of protection +1 holds a candle to the other items handed out. I'm concerned because you are going to ramp up the challenges now." (I already passed up on the special ability at character creation.... He often is generous to a fault. Story 3)convenient amnesia is always so convenient.

[@whitenekos]

Here i was hoping dm would mess with the wannabe dog you know make him roll animal handling and well if ranger wants to play with their dog in heat they should be ready for game repercussions. A pack of wolves run into the clearing and they are clearly hostile towards ranger. Ranger: huh that isn't fair Dm: you have pheromones all over you roll initiative.

[@genericname2747]

Have the dog maul them regardless of the roll. Nat 1? You fail. The dog is aggressive. Nat 20? You succeed! The dog is so attracted to you that they bite your face off

[@thephantomwolf1002]

I hope the problem player from the first story doesn't have any pets irl

[@ArawnNox]

"but the game continues..." WHY!? What the hell is wrong with the DM that he continued to facilitate that!?

[@slagarcrue85]

Beep that first storey skipping:

[@alicepetyablackburn1498]

Ranger should be on a zoophile watchlist.

[@dead_vibes]

What the fuck? I'm not staying silent on the weird shit Ranger talks about, DM isn't safe either. Why'd they allow that?

[@TinyRacc00n]

1st story: why the fuck would the dm think that was okay??!

[@Yoxiv]

This guy been watching that Scooby Doo YTP way too much 😂

[@Green-Raccoon777]

I'm glad that we're out here, and he's in there, and we're in there, and he's the sherrif, and we're out here. What I wanna know is where's the caveman?

[@rowanbuck119]

The Magic Item story does feel like there's 2 sides of the story to me; while sure the player was likely blunt in that it didn't do anything for them and this did seemingly hurt the DM's feelings, I do think a Paladin refusing a reward is a valid & cool thing that I think gets glossed over with the DM's side of the story here.

[@davidtherwhanger6795]

I agree. This sounds more to me of Paladin being a little unaware of how hurtful his words could be, and DM taking things way too personally about it.

[@KatarnandKanos]

I have played in that DM's games. Let's just say I have a hefty amount of skepticism for how that story was portrayed.

[@rhondeau9175]

also they're not wrong, I looked up the item. As a literal gift from a deity, that item is kindof ass. I might actually side with the paladin on that one, it takes an hour, once a day, for really a single benefit from 4. of which 2 are trash, and 2 are mediocre

[@MoistToucan]

If 2 players use the same character like the Cleric couple in story 1, Multiple Personality Disorder is a good easy explanation

[@AmonDevilman]

I guess the dog days are over.

[@WhiteOwlet]

Second story, DM was crushed after a player didn't like the magic item they had picked out for him: that's just life, man. People are not required to like or even accept your gifts. What an entitled expectation that DM had. If it's really the lack of roleplaying on Paladin's part that's the problem, address it and/or stop playing with them, if you don't enjoy it. Simple solutions all around, I would say, unless there's some context that I missed...

[@Nr4747]

The context you missed is that the player was a complete douche about not liking the item. There is quite a difference in tone between "I've been thinking about it and I must admit that I actually don't like the magic item my paladin received, would you mind switching it out ?" and "The magic item you gave me is completely useless and would just waste space on my character sheet, let's retcon the encounter where my paladin accepted it."

[@WhiteOwlet]

@@Nr4747 Sure, it's a bit impolite, but to make such a big problem of that is just pathetic, if that's all there is to the problem. This is not a horror story. It's just a bit of a miscommunication.

[@sentientbottlecap]

Story 1 was more painful than the Gom Jabbar

[@rapturedefiance]

clicked on a critcrab video, saw this title in the suggested and immediately went, "Ok, new plan".

[@theofficerfactory2625]

Hello shadow void; Lucky? Story 1: DM! NOOOOOOOO!! (Hits, no; MASH ban button) OP; why didn't you do SAY anything!?!?! Alice and... Nipsy? Story 2: What a dick. Story 3: WTF bard! Charm person does not work that way!

[@hellkitelord8319]

Story 1: Yikes, I'm playing a Ranger currently and this makes me feel sick.

[@fat_bird6969]

Bro why did the Dm just let him keep going?

[@genericname2747]

Why didn't he just immediately kick the dude out

[@fat_bird6969]

@@genericname2747 right!?

[@michaelandrade7633]

I wonder if in the dog story if the ranger was paying the dm to play

[@Doodle1776]

A nice mix of a bad player and a bad GM. If someone handed me those notes I would outright tell them no. You don't nor should you always say yes, as those who endlessly offer bad advice say. I even expressly stated in my house rules that there is no sexual content allowed. We're here to play a game, not all sit around watching you live out your fetish for others. And no, no matter how much seducing you do you cannot seduce someone into doing something that they normally wouldn't do. I would guess that no matter how hard another guy seduced a straight man into sex, 99%+ of the time the straight guy will not be interested in it. Stats on your paper and dice rolls cannot overturn what someone would or wouldn't do.

[@KHFMcAwesome]

After hearing that first story: Well it’s been fun! See ya guys! I’m gonna go k**l myself! Okay, maybe I’ll stick around! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SuperRagingStorm]

I didn't know Chris-chan played dnd

[@OctopusGrift]

Honestly the weirdest part about the story is the gm going along with it.

[@paulmacdonald5135]

The first story was a little ruff

[@slagarcrue85]

It’s a fish hook of course its use full. This fox and his companions needs some meat what muscle strength we do do we can’t keep our increased in strength from just walking running and eating just vegetables and fruits.

[@gazblackheart4596]

Why would anyone think people would accept roleplaying this, wtf I have never had a sex pest or creepy guy in my campaigns, where do these people come from.

[@DarkWarchieff]

Peak elf behavior, this post was made by orc gang.

[@theonlyjer]

This may be just mental self defence on my part, but...the dog story...I keep imagining that it's one ofbthose old Three's Company bits where something innocent is mistaken for something decicedly not innocent. Please don't correct this delusion of mine.

[@mrosskne]

It can always get worse.

[@phoeberia2734]

on the dog story WHY IS THE DM ALLOWING IT! He's being to chill and disgusting allowing this!

[@vegetin01]

Plot twist: it was a Shiba Inu.

[@CallMeKes]

Yaaay! Morning Doge video!

[@Jeltea]

I'm sorry but everyone in the first story sucks, the dm for letting the problem player have their way with the dog npc, the other players for knowing what's going on and not stepping in and demanding that he be kicked out or that they'd leave, and the problem player cause well duh. If you stay in a campaign like that knowing what that player is doing then you also have so standards, I don't care how well I knew said player I'd leave immediately and never talk to them or dm ever again

[@jonash3406]

Okay this is one of the most vile stories I've ever heard and DM is part of the problem for not kicking him out as soon as he started with that shit AND INSTEAD WENT ALONG?! LIKE BRO?! Youre the DM grow some fucking balls and put your foot down. Honestly makes me question if the DM is also into that shit. TBH all of them needed to grow a spine idk why they felt like gossiping behind the scnenes was their best response like ffs.

[@SylverQrow]

Im sorry this is me thing. After that story with the dog, the cats followed and i dropped my head…I couldn’t see the cats licking each other in a positive light… i think imma need to actually pause n come back later. That story was too muck for me…

[@jeremyrichard2722]

Alright, well, time to be a bit edgy, but I hope I will make my point. First I wanted to say before anything, players and GMs should be EXTREMELY wary about introducing anything sexual into RPGs, especially with a new group or new players involved. The only real exception is when it's started this kind of thing is going to be involved. It seems 9 out of 10 horror stories involving any kind of sexual behavior, come from someone new to the group wanting to do sexual stuff when nobody else is there for that. The remaining 1 out of 10 are in the less common situation where say there is a game with heavy sex themes and a new player was not informed. As a general rule if your new with a group you should see if anyone else is doing that kind of thing once they get comfortable with the new guy, before you even suggest anything sexual yourself. The basic reality is the VAST majority of paper and pencil RPGs have no sexual content at all, in fact in many adventuring scenarios it's not even appropriate to what's going to be going on unless you go out of your way to insert it (though there are exceptions). I am a massive pervert, and have played numerous adult games of all sorts, and run even more, but they are an exception rather than the rule, and most games I have been in, have had none of that stuff... and this is speaking from an experience span of over three decades. In fact my fellow grognards might remember that there was a recurring gag in "Dragon Magazine" in "What's New With Phil and Dixie" that they were going to be doing a strip on sex in RPGs, because everyone new it generally wasn't a thing despite that sort of material in the source material, and the idea was kind of funny. Also note Phil Foglio is pretty perverted and even did a whole series called "Xxxenophile" about fantasy sex stuff, using the same art style from that strip, The point is even he knew this really wasn't a thing and even the "great net D&D Sex Book" (From Fidonet) was a joke about this more than people doing it. I am sort of wondering how this kind of thing became such a recurring thing. I mean if I told people in say 1990 I actually had a sex heavy RPG group and it wasn't some White Wolf title, then people would assume I was joking, likewise if someone told stories about sex motivated PCs going crazy, everyone would assume it was being made up to be funny. That said on the subject of dog sex, I'd never really run into that specific kind of thing. Now I *HAVE* seen RPGs of various types with shape change magic where a wizard might have a less than platonic relationship with their pixie familiar or something, but that is an exception, and not the rule, and let's say there was this old Manga that became sort of a classic called "Bondage Fairies" that sort of got a lot of people thinking about what Tinkerbell might be into in entirely new ways. That said it was an exception, not the rule. I have also seen things in horror or modern fantasy games where there would be say beastiality via someone getting it on with a werewolf (of either gender) and them changing forms or whatever and there are entire novels specifically about this sort of thing, so one can say if your into say "Parnormal Romance" you imagine it goes along with that fandom. I have also seen situations where there would be say wild Roman-type orgies and trained animals would be involved. That said I have never seen a player character actually seek out having sex with a dog or something, or be particularly descriptive about such things. I *DID* however have players do things like the scene from "Assassin's Creed Odyssey" where say some decadent PC might say be finishing fasterning their pants, having just gotten dressed, coming out of a room where there are two lovely young women also getting dressed in the background, while a goat stands a bit unsteadily munching grass at the foot of the bed, and the Inn owner can be heard screaming at the girls about how the hell he's going to clean something off the ceiling. It's never elaborated on (intentionally) but I'm sure you can infer the intent even if it's never referenced again. The bottom line is mostly while I think the dog sex is gross personally, people should just pretty much not do, or imply, any of this stuff, until they know the group pretty well.

[@funkydunkas101]

Looked up the fish hook. Im not to upset with that guys reaction. The item is terrible.

[@aidenhughes2472]

Run doge RUN

[@johnthomas2106]

If I were the dm I would have just said no at the first note... rpgs aren't for forcing others to non consensually deal with their kinks or therapy

[@funkydunkas101]

3:18 😂

[@stephaniehoyland4901]

It the wizard dogo

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

Sorry to be the one to say this, Doge, but I don't think showing your pets is the answer to bleaching that story from our minds... 😅

[@Nesseight]

NO! JUST NO! That is NOT how you RP your DND Doge!

[@gasmaskronin6861]

It's official, im going mad, now I have subscribed to is a DnD dog, a Red Drake that hord cring and and Red Crab king, if there's a dnd mommy(Egyptian) or zombie, im out