DND The Unexectables 130: Scorching Negotiations

[@michaelconnell1010]

Blood Axe Orc (lost in fog): Wait, now I see a light! Obby (casting Fire Wall): Walk towards it!

[@samedwards3186]

I understood that reference!

[@confloashton3617]

Mechanically cheery voice: Heresy will not be tolerated. *Explosions and fire*

[@DrMDHyde]

Purge all the filthy Xenos!

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[@jasonnightshade8319]

BROTHER GET THE FLAMER

[@jasonnightshade8319]

THE HEAVY FLAMER

[@seanmcknight5570]

Leader orc: all there is at the top is the pathetic metal men! Obby: I will burn you all.

[@Zerpderp0]

Obby: Oreyara has a plan for your ashes and bones! Ganash blood thirst does not compare to Oreyara's thirst for the destruction of your Heresy

[@OMartinez91]

And he's the nice one

[@maaxorus]

"In truth, flying is just falling with style." Monty just went Toy-Story on us and I am here for it!

[@johnsonbaroncaveler6634]

TO INFINITY... AND BEYOND!

[@DJ_LilPaycheck]

Borky: *slaughter's Agranak and 30 plus orcs* "So let me tell you about our Goddess and Savoir Oriara"

[@mr.nobody2191]

Spanish missionaries in a nutshell

[@Zerpderp0]

@@mr.nobody2191 NOBODY EXPECTS THE UNEXPECTABLE INQUISITION!!

[@threetatos5631]

@@Zerpderp0 exactly!

[@thegamingboss2314]

Borky: "It's over Agranak I have the high ground!" Agranak: "You underestimate my power!"

[@stoybenxi7395]

“-don’t try it!”

[@DJ_LilPaycheck]

I love how Obby went from sweet and wholesome child to a murder machine that craves blood 3:29:00 Obby *sets self on fire* Obby: This is fine

[@jasonnightshade8319]

Obby: *eyes flaring with red fire* “I no longer fear pain.”

[@Starlitsoul0359]

@@jasonnightshade8319 Obby’s eyes turn red: Heresy detected, initiating purge protocols. Praise Oriara. Erupts into flames as the whole village starts burning.

[@J-manli]

Obby is literally that one picture of Elmo with the fire.

[@CajunCrustacean]

Obby: "Your heresy will not be tolerated. Exterminatus commencing! Have a good day!"

[@MountSec]

Log: "Yaaaaaay!"

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Of course Zito starts posting memes in chat as soon as he gets to sit back and watch! XD

[@shinegraymon6731]

Monty has a beautiful singing voice

[@acrophobia2025]

I think she was formally trained, iirc.

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

She took singing for 10 years i belive. Correct me if im wrong

[@jordankasaur7340]

To confirm for the others yes she took singing classes since she was a child. It obviously shows lol

[@Mightymajin]

You should listen to the episode when she sings as Starlight

[@andrewtucker5025]

I can't help but think that if Gripples ate enough birds to have a 99% chance of succeeding, Taka would still manage to roll a 1 *Shakes fist at Roll20*

[@wfox4418]

“Darkus, what does steps ahead even mean?” “If you have to ask, you’re steps behind.”

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

I dont see bubble knight... I hope he is okay! Start Time: 29:33 Break time: 2:39:08 End Break: 2:47:40

[@fizzymentos191]

thank you Primarch, this was just a case of unfortunate timing, video come out an hour after i slept. Glory to the Salamanders

[@OMartinez91]

VULKAN LIVES! _STOMP STOMP_

[@pawemarzec5764]

thank you lord Vulcan

[@kharijordan6426]

Oh hey..lemon guy didn't do it this time..... thanks

[@RavensaursRex]

"The cleric has an 18 AC?!" Yeah. Clerics. Otherwise known as unnerfed paladins who can cast actually good spells.

[@bjh2o]

Especially Obby's character build. The choice of race, class, and domain is one of the ideal combos for Min-Maxing a high AC. At level 6, it could be as high as 23.

[@juanpablomontalvo4715]

bjh2o For her like 3d time playing DnD she is really good

[@cryw1092]

@@bjh2o I mean, is that with the Shield spell? Or are you referring to UA Warforged?

[@bjh2o]

@@cryw1092 I'm not sure. It definitely isn't the original UA version. I think it was an official update since I seem to recall Zito and Monty discussing the changes in one of the Pre/Post-Game Banter moments. I could be mistaken about that, though.

[@bjh2o]

@@juanpablomontalvo4715 No doubt. Incredibly useful in combat and an utter delight in the RP moments. Shenpai makes for a wonderful addition.

[@SolrSurfr3]

What an awesome session! Task and adult Tarusk were genuinely heartwarming and that battle was EPIC!

[@jonasjustiniano2347]

This series needs to be animated.

[@steamdreamproductions503]

All hail Obby (Aka robot Elmo) the Fire Lord!

[@vindicareassassin271]

Yes all orks were at peace then Obby attack. (Que) aviator theme.

[@Allantitan]

sean drake dang it you beat me to the joke XD

[@OMartinez91]

Obby: :The letter of the day is B, for BURN!"

[@vindicareassassin271]

@@OMartinez91 (as heavy metal plays in the background)

[@MystLunarabne]

1:14:32 I kinda wish Borky said "Yes, we started from the bottom and now we're here...after being there"

[@dawsonhelf7922]

Darkus: I am already a few steps in front of you My speculation: Oh no, you’re not getting away that easily, the gods/goddesses has other plans for you😏 -Double D

[@jimb0ismyname0]

Damnit curt you missed an opportunity to be extra cool ... *Whispers* in Orc boss's ear* "Praise Oriara" *breaks neck*

[@threetatos5631]

*whispers in ear* "Pizza time."

[@Starlitsoul0359]

PRAISE ORIARA! *Activates explosive vest*

[@threetatos5631]

@@Starlitsoul0359 Borky: OBBY NOOO!

[@camiblack1]

3:34:53 Borky makes the chief realize his mistake before death.

[@azabache6058]

Best moment of the episode possibly best Borky moment of all time. Definitely top 5.

[@juanpablomontalvo4715]

Azabache There is in fact nothing better than a satisfying neck snap

[@lorddestrustor8828]

This whole fight is just that one meme of the girl on the couch with the five guys behind her, but it's Obby and orcs trying to kill him instead.

[@SolrSurfr3]

I need fanart of Obby as that meme of Elmo with his arms out surrounded by fire

[@22yhjjjj]

Aw geez man. I caught up to 129 on YT today and went to Twitch to watch this one. Now I'm out of Unexpectables to binge before the next episode... WELP! TIME TO BINGE PRINCE DIVISION

[@MrLung1991]

The prince division is AMAZING. Just saying best NPC ever whos tiny tim and of COURSE bosco has to take and make a anti remy its great.

[@DuoSanguis]

Shenpai's mad cackle when she read Flame Wall's description is soooo good.

[@athroughzdude]

Agranak: And who are you to stop me? Borky: A real fucking orc. *_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!_*

[@smpandlox]

Not even 2 minutes and I’ve been blessed by Monty singing. Despite how chaotic this pre-game talk was. Also that end fight, Obby went on a rampage. All I’ve gathered from this was,” Clerics are OP”

[@stephenflint3640]

You didn't already get that hammered home by Jocats Crap Guides to Clerics?

[@darkvizardking69]

As a man once said, you'll need a cleric, but a cleric don't need you.

[@KINFIN123]

By far the best battle of the campaign. Better than the dragon. Everyone got to do something great. Few battles really let the whole party shine... something feels missing though. Meanwhile Task: Sneezes* I feel like I missed something.

[@demonzero677]

Technically the way duel wielding work is if you make an attack as your action, and you are using a light weapon in each hand, you can make a onus action attack with the offhand. so technically you can't do some other action and then bonus action attack. But that's just being a rules nerd. This is much more fun.

[@soulzero22]

Object-8 has a theme song and It's A Cruel Angels Thesis "Evangelion"

[@stoybenxi7395]

The eurobeat version tho, whenever orks are nearby

[@HiopX]

Everone: We need to protect precious Obby Obby: Wipes out half the village

[@umarazlan4382]

Note: there will be no Unexpectables episode next week due to Shenpai having a root canal. There will however be a Kobold One Shot.

[@ludicrous01]

One Shot Idea: A shadow council made of Aasimar whom work from the shadows attacking other planar threats, maybe some Fallen and Scourge Aasimar to show why they don't show their faces in Alivast's public face

[@Bregedur]

Fallen?!?! ASMODAI MAKE THEM REPENT

[@archmagetyler]

"tarusk, are you hearing these explosions or am i crazy?" "don't-worry-about-it." low key best part of this whole video, despite murder machine being a close runner up. serriously, i fucking love that core vent moment.

[@MEGAmangaman]

Borky did a great job this session but I guess its Task to the rescue next time and also maybe with Winter? . He'll probably use the mecha dragon to fly to Darkus's base and attack the 3 headed dragon. Though that's probably more of a phase 1 fight since Task and Darkus still need to battle one on one. Either way I'm very excited to see what happens in these upcoming sessions!

[@bjh2o]

First one I was able to catch live since starting the binge back in October. 2:39:32 Great Obby highlight.

[@nathanwilson7929]

F

[@StateBlaze1989]

"You can post your memes, Zito. You've been a good boy." For real though, Zito has improved a lot as a player over the course of this campaign. I remember earlier in that he could get infuriating at times, and even anger Monty with his actions (part of the reason I can't go back and binge the series). Glad to see he has learned a little hit from his mistakes, and has actually turned into one of my favorite cast members.

[@signor_zuzzu]

Orks: exists Object8: let the promethium burn them to a cinder

[@crouchinglibcrab9527]

THE WARCHIEF IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE WARCHIEF!

[@rafabuda0]

GEARS FOR THE GEAR GOD! BOLTS FOR THE BOLT THRONE!

[@stoybenxi7395]

Praise the Oreyarasiah 1101110111011100111101011011101010101010

[@asimplefuture_]

Panic's arc:. Dark. Serious. Minor humor. Task arc:. Where did task go? Oh well, jokes and shenanigans abound!

[@crouchinglibcrab9527]

A real fucking orc. NOW THAT'S A HELSING REFERENCE

[@jtthehero5977]

obby "cast flame strike" the ork who failed his DC "gone reduced to atoms"

[@josephwright5033]

I've finally caught up after like 3-4 months lol this is the funniest DnD group I've watched

[@sgtpaw03]

1:27:19 Helsing ultimate abridged

[@J0NB11O6]

Feel bad for taka wanting to use gripples and every time gripples just fizzles out ;-;

[@ashleymartin9590]

"I'd like to cast kill it with fire please"

[@tigerfire8985]

I have to say this was the first stream I watched from beginning to end. I didn't expect it to run so late

[@forgetfuljade]

Dont skip the break. Its hilarious!

[@billyray4526]

I was expecting borky to put Luis strog's helmet on the orc warboss when borky defeated him but i am still happy with the results

[@lucaswalker4914]

When the cute girl you drunkenly took home is obviously a cute long haired dude: unexpected balls...

[@BigBroTejano]

Given that the Blood Axes now worship a different God, their name being changed to something akin to the Silver Hammers could be cool.

[@adamde-mayo1299]

Discovered you at the star of "the thing" and loved every second of it. All of are great

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

the gang experiences a true fight or flight situation, and a fire fight leads to one of the darkus nights the gang has faced yet, leaving them limping

[@supbuttercup4519]

Month's Scottish accent is my favorite from her impersonation

[@kylienielsen6975]

33:20 so. Task is a cobalt that raised a blue dragon who became metallic. What is a blue metal? Cobalt!

[@krisskidmore459]

obby is fucking terrifying!!!

[@samedwards3186]

Oh thaaaaaaat’s why Taka asked Shenpie if she’d ever seen Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

[@mattdanc]

Idek what happens, I've just seen so much Obby art. I'm excited.

[@prinnyerric4242]

I have waited for this live stream to be uploaded here... Just to watch the stream a 2nd time cause the battle was AWESOME! O^O

[@Fatalbeast22]

You know, when i saw all those orcs i though "Oh shit this might be tough." Then i realize they all had only +3 to hit and less than 30 hp and realized "Oh they can all be one shot and have a hard time hitting."

[@hunterpalmer3183]

3:01:22 OMG Conner, whenever i heard Monty say, "you hear screaming" I immediately thought of llamas with hats reference "do you hear that, that's the sound of forgiveness, (that's the sound of people drowning), thats what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and than silence", wow, I feel like we got some similar comedy chops.

[@Jaebird88]

Playing with the ruler is too fun. I can't blame them.

[@nickanderson55]

Best arc Borky well done and well done to everyone in the party

[@thatcrazybstrd167]

Orcs: *surround Obby* Obby: Haha, you're in danger

[@austinpolster4085]

I took a break from the unexpectables for almost a year and now I'm catching back up and the stock market GameStop incident just happened so the stock market comments in this had me dying lmao

[@Rosfuture]

4:16:08 Taka got cut off, what did an actor of Lazy Town do? I need to know now >.

[@DuoSanguis]

May Oriara have mercy, for Obby has none.

[@onixrobot2031]

I love how shenpai came in and plays there class better than the cast lol. Only played two other times. Nice.

[@deviousspirit3156]

I imagine Remy just stands still with all these attacks the orcs make, not even noticing the attacks.

[@Nyrufa]

3:20:49 - "No disassemble! Object-8 is alive!"

[@gamersresidence6040]

1:11:25 is beautiful. That whole bit there.

[@natural1sonly827]

When You're earlier than fizzy.

[@vezetokhan481]

I don't think they know they can draw circles on roll 20.... might make those AOE spells easier to see.

[@bryanmerel]

I watched this on twitch. Freakin glorious.

[@dracenfell5658]

i like that my title suggestion got chosen for the title

[@joedd215]

I would have offered Burn Notice...

[@sonofodin1052]

Shenpai has the most adorable laugh

[@slimchelmi6940]

Objekt-8 is fucking amazing great job, Shenpai!!!

[@MQ09PredatorB]

58:25 the "roof technique".

[@TigerW0lf]

Wait a minute! Monty said that he was wearing armor before the fight began. Therefore, Agnarak shouldn't have been able to go into a Rage, Orc or otherwise

[@cryw1092]

If it isn't heavy armor, then he can still Rage. Far as I'm aware, all wearing heavy armor does is prevent you from getting the benefits of Rage, but it doesn't prevent you from activating it.

[@juanitodecadente]

Besides, an NPC doesn't have to follow player rules

[@mattj3973]

Me seeing obby getting surrounded and worried she's going to get f#@ked😰😱😨 Sees the near nuclear levels of explosions coming from this tiny ball of fun....by the 9 hells.....😨😮☺️😀😁😂🤣

[@IbarakiPlays]

I really hope Shempai does check out HSUA like on stream cause her reaction to the majors first appearance would/will be priceless

[@J-manli]

Late to the party, but I imagine Obby in that battle as that one picture of Elmo with the fire.

[@dawnofhavoc11235]

1:11:23 The best non D&D related scene ever

[@jonathanwalker4381]

I haven't seen anything yet, don't know if it's even going to be addressed, but HOLY SHIT, I'm still wondering how the crew is gonna convert those orcs. If their god wasn't literally omnicidal, it'd feel kind of wrong of them to do it.

[@phill3684]

Turns out they didn't need to convince them. They just slaughtered the warchief and his loyal warriors and thus the other orcs followed without asking questions. Honestly as awesome as the rest of the episode was, personally i feel like the way they "convinced" the orcs to join a new faith was kind of a letdown

[@jackgriffi7826]

Obby is a pyro, I love him.

[@Jesper987654321]

I just hear Disco Inferno when Obby start burning.

[@shadowsonshadowson3929]

I can't be the only one thinking of Obby as Megaman's down smash but in 3D when he was surrounded, right?

[@EscapedApe3]

I wish monty had a playlist of the music she uses

[@KINFIN123]

Most of it’s actually on Roll20. Free stuff via incompetch, Tabletop Audio, and other free source music.

[@SageDarkwind]

I thought Gripples had a percentage of 50 since he absorbed the soul of that pelican statue.

[@azurecobalt294]

I think it went from 50 to 40. I believe I remember Gripples absorbing one other bird statue and the number dropped. Which makes sense since the roll needed needs to be over the required number. Meaning rolling over a forty is a bit easier than rolling over fifty.

[@KINFIN123]

So anyone else think it’s awkward that they’re still using Drake Taurusk as the bit eater now that we’ve seen Ancient Dragon Taurusk?

[@cryw1092]

Some things will never die.

[@TheSamuraiPandas]

Object-8 is just a force of death

[@Good-Day]

Omg german. Omg german. Omg. Yeeeeeeeees I feel so represented also Hessen ahhhhhh I'm Baden-Württemberg ahhhhhh

[@Wanderingsage7]

Oh neat, a Zealot barbarian boss fight.

[@BradenTerry98]

I was hoping they'd have links in the description, I couldn't hear shenpai very well and I wanted to check out her channel

[@12ab34cd10]

Binge watcher here started up again at 87 I hope that they send the women from this orc camp to the next it would save so much effort

[@steveunderwood9307]

Catfish, or Goblin Shark?

[@nathanwilson7929]

You keep what you kill.

[@steveunderwood9307]

I would have suggested Scorched Orc for this episode

[@natural1sonly827]

2:14:50 Access DENIED

[@rokas9991]

Wait shenpai is german ? Hallo Volksgenossin komme selber aus Rheinland-Pfalz :p