DND The Unexpectables 131: In The Darkus Hour

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[@hfar_in_the_sky]

*Task:* epic tale of coming into his own as he rallies a epic “here comes the cavalry” moment. *Borky, Panic, Greckles, and Remmy:* torrid tales of life in a prison camp. *Obby:* fricking Loony Toons sketch. I love this series.

[@DJ_LilPaycheck]

Panic: i want to do song of rest to help the people My brain: Panic Grimtongue sings Leaves from the Vine

[@BlueJMA]

Why must you, you made me remember the scene, why would you do this?!

[@snikerz5886]

He said help the people not make them cry.

[@Mire-Drive]

Start time 30:38 Start break 1:30:14 End break 1:44:34

[@Emerald_Bandit]

Thank you!

[@kharijordan6426]

Oh cool. Also no lemon guy.

[@Allantitan]

Monty: they toss you onto the horde Obby: that was their second mistake *has a task like smile on her face*

[@SuperUnhappyman]

Episode Spoilers Even though he didnt break the shackles Borky walked to his assumed death spoke to the people of the power of oreara before being gagged and down from the heavens descends a mechanical dragon screaming death to darkus im pretty sure the orcs there now are true believers if they survive.

[@loremipsum1789]

This just keeps getting better and better

[@cufsedfox98]

Go Go Kobold Rangers!!!

[@DetectiveLance]

"I left Tubbs at the Sweet Dragon. "Oh yeah, you did." "I left him with four loaves of bread, he better be okay." "Yeah..." You missed another chance, Monty, accept your fate.

[@forgetfuljade]

She knows 4 loaves of bread isnt enough. For as long as they've been gone he needs 6

[@jedaskane2700]

@@forgetfuljade hmmmm, still not enough. probably needs like 10 more

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

Tubbs body recycles nutrients from the sun

[@blckforest4531]

He has grown the ability to absorb the nutrients from air

[@jordankasaur7340]

@@blckforest4531 lol it literally eats air.

[@davidmacko6309]

The unexpectables return from saving the world The council:Congrats you unlocked the middle arcana district and also youre under arrest

[@smpandlox]

The banishment scene is easily one of my top 5 favorite moments. Maybe even top 3. The laughter is so contagious, and I so immensely hope it gets animated

[@jewlbunny]

Borky was about to be sacrifice to a false god. But then the winged mech dragon arrived! Flying towards them her countryside! Then the wing the mech dragon arrived! Coming down they turn the tide!

[@brianojeda5695]

I watched it live and I just want to say that Remy's speech to Darkus was so awesome and badass. Go Remy youre our bird if you cant do it no one can! Go Remy!

[@flyboy6392]

That would have made a terrifying power move if an intimidation check could have been made

[@TaylorOnyx123]

@@drogonthelizardfolkranger1702 Granted Monty has a lot of self assured villains but can you blame the guy at this point. He has them right where he wants them and his group has been winning all this time. What are the words of some know nothing bird to a mighty dragon?

[@leonardodehammer8158]

Twisted Toon Taylor Task: Bold talk coming from someone in disintegration beam distance.

[@GeargusArchfiend]

Panic using song of rest like: "Cold, the air and water flowing..."

[@blckforest4531]

We all lift together

[@g.k.4710]

This is pretty accurate. XD

[@Shockwave1794]

Hard, the land we call our home...

[@blckforest4531]

Push to keep the dark from coming

[@stoybenxi7395]

@@blckforest4531 Feeeeeel the weight of what we owe.

[@athroughzdude]

When Eios starts repeating "F" sounds I just expect them to go "F-F-F-F-FUCK"

[@michealmcd8984]

Darkus being a Black Abishai was a cool twist. Monty is super talented when it comes to weaving these plot threads together.

[@naomiyanick3902]

Darkus is building a wall, and he made Alivast pay for it ...

[@Zerpderp0]

Make the Mortal Plain Great Again!

[@novadselir1068]

Darkus:I have the best dragons yuge dragons.

[@longforgotten4823]

Novad selir bigly

[@cybardsands1362]

A female pink baby kobald named Spring

[@CajunCrustacean]

1:49:25 Too Many Kobolds sounds like a great name for a DnD themed heavy metal band.

[@steamdreamproductions503]

This week on ‘The Adventures of Obby Bill the Robot Koala’, we see them do... this! ----> 2:35:22

[@forgetfuljade]

Spoiler: I wanted obby to stand there so when the guy comes back with something she sits there with glowing red eyes. Intimidation with advantage 😂😂

[@clockworkercrow2477]

Glad someone else thought that

[@Luigi_Mario_1997]

I swear Darkus is like a Dragonborn Sephiroth, every time I look at his fan art.

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

truly, it's darkus just before dawn

[@ArukanaVT]

Already saw this live, so I won't spoil anything, but Obby is the now crowned the absolute madlad of the group

[@confloashton3617]

Greckles tries to be sneaky White dragon spots him *Awkward whistling*

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

“Nothing to see here!”

[@lowrider993]

When Task finally show up through the fire and flames starts playing

[@Geese17]

WAY OF THE SAMURAI YES, best series EVER Also Obby's Bizarre Adventures !! GO OBBY YOU FLAME MURDER ROBOT

[@aeternum1362]

Obby casts: Delete 2:40:29

[@joshuahendershot196]

I love how the silver kobolds are essentially the adeptus mechanicus from 40k

[@RhysClark97]

2:44:40 why do i magine Object 8 coming through the window like Ralph Wigum in that one episode of the simpsons "im a brick"

[@RhysClark97]

Object 8 getting 5 low numbers in a row while trying to climb down a scrap pile is so on brand.

[@Lastofthesigilites]

This is your 10 foot pit

[@bryanmerel]

I will say it now, WE NEED STATS FOR THAT EVA DRAGON!

[@Boom-fs2ny]

It’s the Warforged Colossus from Eberron: Rising of the Last war, modified

[@napoleonmongeau670]

Wait, if Task and Winter have a baby will it be a Todoroki Kobold? If so, that would be amazing

[@Bysthedragon]

We need to have a Todoroki Kobold!

[@thegamingboss2314]

that'd be funny but a pink scale kobold tho

[@EquinoxGX]

TheGamingBoss it’s like the pink knight from Castle Crashers: looks adorable, but is supremely deadly

[@BangerangEliko]

@1:39:50 Ive had 3 different dentists dealing with 6 different root canals. - the first one was this dentist i went to most of my life and was terrible with painmanagement when it came to cavities or root canals - it was torture. - the second one was actually fantastic with pain management, but didnt take my insurance and had to juggle multiple patients at the same time and once had to deal with a curved tooth with multiple roots and that one was pure hell. [never got the crown for it, just a temporary] - the third one, total pro, in a hospital, had all the equipment, in and out, almost totally painless - cept i had to use an epinephrine free anesthetic because it reacts badly with my neuroendocrine cancer

[@abudoumbari3835]

Obby has ascended to Annabelle doll Gremlin status.😂

[@Darthmechas]

*that feeling when you realize you are completely caught up and this is an episode you heard*

[@g.k.4710]

Same boat dude, only downside is I gotta wait like everyone else. XD

[@confloashton3617]

As they were talking about the dragon I actually had the statblock for the construct it was based on open on another tab!

[@cheekygoblin1944]

I feel like she hyper modified the stat block for either the mechanized beholder or the battle balloon. I’m grateful to have that boom where those two come from

[@RhysClark97]

1:09:28, God damn Bosco, this was gold!

[@loganhunter2119]

I may hate Bryant but I absolutely love Remy Holy Shit this is chilling my soul😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@ohgodno]

break start:1:30:14 break end:1:44:34 lets get this to the top so people binging this a year from now will see this

[@itsyaboiChubbs]

The times arnt links. Add a space before the time to make it a link

[@500a6500]

“For thousands of years I lay dormant...” Was that intentional, Monty?

[@glacierfox5237]

All I can imagine is dingo’s mech dragon mixed with other mecha animes

[@G7422]

FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT

[@Devlerbat]

I wonder if, with all his praising Oreyara, Borky will be able to change his subclass to Path of the Zealot?

[@bjh2o]

I think multi-classing to paladin would suit him better. Throw a few divine smites into the berserk rage. Just not sure how in-character that would be.

[@IansChonkyCat]

@@bjh2o Probably not much, plus you can’t use spells lots when in a rage, so he might take a few levels in fighter and get battle master or champion If he decides to multiclass with Borky

[@leonardodehammer8158]

Alkaid Correction you can’t use spells During a rage, however you can use spell slots for Divine smites. Although I do agree that battle master or champion would be more in character for him

[@EverlastingEclipse]

I imagine Winter being like Spike from Land Before Time Finally talks to scream Task's name when he's in danger Also, would bardic inspiration count as magic bc...1 away

[@dwreanchinotan]

just remember borky, your manacles can be used as an improvised weapon, which you have proficiency.

[@kristopherkelly4771]

Task in the mountain. Go! Go! Kobold Rangers!

[@Aldawulfgalvarium]

*"Dragonling" by Lorian Ross beginnings blaring*

[@Lucarioly]

A cruel dragon's thesis.

[@loremipsum1789]

My excitement is immeasurable for the next installment, may the dice be with you

[@Theragingtiger12]

I really wish shenpai stays on the unexpectables

[@tepheris8138]

Unfortunately Robold requested that Obby take their place if they survive.

[@Theragingtiger12]

@@tepheris8138 yeah I know

[@americaroleplayer]

SPOILERS 2:19:00 Panic was on his hands and knees LAST time Remy was held prisoner too.

[@bryanmerel]

PS, i am not sure if SS Task×Winter ship is sailing or not. 🤔

[@DetectiveLance]

It's certainly in the fitting out yard on the Discord chat.

[@uriahmasters3673]

Ships don't sail with Monty. I don't think she feels comfortable flirting with the boys 😂

[@cypher4783]

@@uriahmasters3673 she does flirt with Connor a lot though. Which is my personal ship.

[@MEGAmangaman]

That's an understandable reason but why would she allow them to start "romances" in the first place? I guess this was a recent change since she had plenty of time to tell the guys to stop pursuing love interest for their characters instead of them ending half baked. If there is a reason I hope they just come and say it so audience can stop shipping people and get disappointed.

[@sheakennedy-ordway1156]

There is no ship. They met twice.

[@snakegear4962]

1:01:10 I am here just hoping that obby gets the helm of 1000 hearts and puts it on a guard without them noticing, and then they get a new person to help them out of this mess

[@Kaibiin]

There are moments like these in the beginning of the VOD that i wish was animated

[@crouchinglibcrab9527]

Get em Borky.

[@sucramsemloh5676]

Am I the only one that just has "KOLBOLDS!!! ASSEMBLE!!!" ringing their heads?

[@jaybeearzuaga298]

I had to ho to the dentis to get so caveties drilled out and filled with like metal they let me use me headphones and so i was litsening to you guys thanxs

[@kayokango]

Hey so, they never ran into Vel and that greatly concerns me...

[@tepheris8138]

Oh crapbaskets, you're right they didn't come across her.

[@nathanwilson7929]

"That's not Ratchet" *Clap clap clapclapclap*

[@Nazo-kage]

They prepare a test light and the DM says she’s going to get some appropriate music. (my fingers were crossed for skies of Arcadia)

[@500a6500]

Shame they couldn’t get a kobold of each color to fly the dragon. Oh well.

[@Ryquard1]

GO GO KOBOLD RANGERS THE MIGHTY MORPHING KOBOLD RANGERS

[@500a6500]

Ricardo Saltos HAHA, YES!

[@ya-boi-reeeeeeeblast]

1:09:29 start of one of the best Remy speeches to date

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

I’m not a big Remmy fan, but even I had to admit that was badass

[@MEGAmangaman]

@@drogonthelizardfolkranger1702 Do you not like how Darkus been written so far or do you not like how Monty writes big villains? Did you like this session overall?

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Drogon The Lizardfolk Ranger *shrug*. Seems fine to me

[@krodmandoon3479]

@@drogonthelizardfolkranger1702 You're right, it would have been narratively much better if he fell over and started crying while pissing and shitting his pants.

[@averagegamer7513]

Legendary action hoof em in the cherries.

[@averagegamer7513]

1:11:11

[@krodmandoon3479]

Killed me.

[@lukeatkissphotography530]

i am finally up to date, i have to say I really wish i started sooner its so good and Monty best GM and only takes about a month to watch it all, I think

[@cabbagegoat5637]

6:35 Everyone, you are welcome.

[@thatrandomgamer28]

2:40:35 I audibly laughed out loud at work at Connor's japery

[@davidmurray7336]

I can top your dentist story. So when I was the 4th grade, my muller sheared in half. The other half broke off soon after and there was an exposed nearve cluster hanging out of what was left of my tooth. It hurt like a bitch and my famly is poor. So in my 4th grader wisdom I decided to rip out the nearve cluster. I pinched it down so I couldn't feel it and yanked it out of my mouth. Sence then I do all my dentestry at home. Usualy devolves to three shots of whisky and either a hammer and screwdriver or a pair of plyers.

[@mfgrobin9657]

A series of difficult and tense moments ...Obby: Poggopants

[@kharijordan6426]

0:00 It's a nice ride ether way.

[@drakobloodwing540]

This has become Gurren Lagann D&D

[@Blizz3112]

Don't worry, Bosco, we tease you because we love you... ;-)

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

Cool dentist story is i had all four of my wisdom teeth taken out and similiar to Taka I had music playing. The song Wanderer was playing while they were working on the teeth and I was already exhausted due to Basic training so even while theyre chipping away at my gums I fell asleep and woke up to them holding my teeth on front of me. I never realised how big my teeth were until i saw the length.

[@athroughzdude]

1:44:29 Break End

[@novadselir1068]

Time for the Dragonzord ..... Go Go Go glower ranger.

[@Lohrenz01]

I just wanna point out that the dragon hadn't gotten the Canadian colours yet. Monty showing her patriotism

[@l33tster]

54:45 lmfao, the fucking cuffs.. Amazing ahaha

[@Mt12490]

I’ve never laugh more then the chaos that obby went thtough my god

[@tableslayer1]

A lot of dragons ay. A " flight of dragons " if you will. ^^

[@AndrewTraver]

I never thought eleventy-ten would become true XD

[@Natalie_the_Fae]

Object-8 gets caught and the only thing they can think of is to activate shenanigans.

[@bennusmagnus5277]

Which Ninja Zuko? YESSS!!!!

[@ashtonnorthrip6164]

1:50:20 me working with my dad on his car

[@EquinoxGX]

Chicks dig giant robots

[@RoyalGhost-27]

Darkus is just Sephiroth

[@sgtpaw1052]

3:07:34, Cue “Ride of The Valkyrie”

[@superbluhedgehog1]

Imagining a group of Discord devils playing this in the background of the cockpit, a-la spaceballs...

[@SolrSurfr3]

1:09:29 Ooooh, this was so badass 😍 I got chills

[@roopplatinum515]

Horror Movie Of Teeth Talk Starts: 1:31:51 and ends 1:44:35

[@krodmandoon3479]

Taskaea: Hour of Darkus

[@lowrider993]

01:33:46 (nothing to do with the unexpectables, reacting to them talking about root canals etc) Jesus Christ, before the quarantine I had to get a deep teeth cleaning under my fillings at the dentist and I was warned if I didn't I would have to eventually have to get a root canal. The problem was they made schedule that before I got my work schedule and my job eventually scheduled me in that day and I couldn't get some one to take my shift, then I threw out my back and was on sick leave just long enough to go. The next day the quarantine happened but wow hearing your guys experience still feels like I dodged a bullet there, I already had my wisdom teeth removed, and they had to keep using anesthetic, i can only imagine how much more painful that would've been.

[@RhysClark97]

2:35:00 Obby banishing

[@johnmichaelbushman]

Obligatory *cue Cruel Angel's Thesis* comment here.

[@itsCaptainEli]

Damn I've been putting off PD to catch up on unexpectables and now I'm spooked to catch up. . .

[@lowrider993]

Jeez i do the saitama workout while listening to these daily and even i think thats too much

[@zachbitner9391]

Yay Unexpectibles eeehhhhh I'm Giddy right now oof

[@rynntanis3890]

Jokes on them, I still have a copy of SMT Nocturne....

[@Good-Day]

Hooly shit... I'M FINALLY CAUGHT UP! IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS!

[@leonverris9991]

Is something upsetting bosco or is he just within a sad mood cause he is off. I love the man I dont want to see him hurt.

[@Mt12490]

Avick Ivory I know I’m late but he is a Voice acter he may have told the gang he has a job the next day so he count strain his voice to much or something kuz he was talking real low the whole stream

[@longforgotten4823]

Next episode title rings of fire

[@lowrider993]

I guess trapping people runs in the family

[@monkeydluff5056]

I was just watching silence of the lambs and I hear that

[@longforgotten4823]

Fire and brimstone could be another good one.

[@haro_yemon]

geez, so much golden hate as well as marie, oh well to each their own.

[@thehulk86]

OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! I just realized that the other kobold with Winter that Panic saw through the mirror back when he was scrying to find Log was TASK!!!!