DND The Unexpectables 83: I Smell A Rat

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[@PrinceofTheMonsters]

Greckles: I'd love to talk to your blade some day Borky Ranfault: Oh god, Orunus Witnesses.. Just dont answer the door and they'll go away

[@AB-xj9tz]

Mark Allen 😂

[@Amphibious_inquisitus]

I love this😂

[@maaxorus]

Rat: "First of all: I was minding my own business." Gulliver: "Bullshit!"

[@johnsonbaroncaveler6634]

Alucard: BUT I WASSS

[@stoybenxi7395]

AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHILST ‘MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS’

[@jettblue24]

Still a little disappointed that this episode wasn't named "A Crap Guide to Tracadia"

[@danielloose6424]

They'll probably sit on it for a later episode like they did for Flame War.

[@DemonicEngineer]

But then the surprise would have been too obvious

[@FuriousGorge]

Kind of burying the lead, there.

[@irontherookie]

"Be one of those white orcs." - Greckles the super racist, 2019

[@DiceFTW273]

*Racist Uncle Greckles

[@danielloose6424]

They immediately said not to take it out of context dude.

[@FuriousGorge]

@@danielloose6424 No, GG said not to take it out of context. Taka, however, said *to* take it out of context.

[@bunganut98]

Daniel Loose he said he took it out of context

[@stoybenxi7395]

Racist Uncle Greckles the underage drinking enabler, ip-stealer, and angel diddler

[@handbanana5888]

"The hag goblet is activating!"

[@peteh4355]

Love Gaijin and Greckles, but he really loves to stretch the truth when it comes to his religious character development. "I was given this sword in a vision" Panics reaction is correct.

[@DLOFT002]

One of the best uses of dimension door! Funny enough that was actually pretty close to when I first used that spell.

[@DrMDHyde]

It’s just fucken Yharnam, the whole damn country is just Yharnam.exe! I love it!

[@Kyla-Stormhazard]

It's ok Monty. My answers for Chemistry were: "Physics."

[@Wanderingsage7]

'Of course I'm friends with everyone in town. It's just not all of them are friends with me. '

[@circecitrus97]

I am so glad this stream started with hysterical laughter xD

[@Nazo-kage]

49:25 I know it’s most likely NOT going to happen, but I picture when they get back a dark blue Kobalt child runs up to Task and calls him “Dad” in draconic. Where it is quickly explained that even though he can’t do any other magic Tarisk somehow has a real knack for the polymorph spell. And that he used it to look like his “dad.”

[@Allantitan]

Monty: *rolls a nat 20* I'm gonna just take a picture of this roll The pcs: *shit their pants* oh shit

[@Devijhonas1]

18:33 is where it starts. here's hoping they dont fall into a rat trap~

[@kharijordan6426]

Thank you

[@avylol08]

Thank you! 💕

[@teencomment]

Borky after the crow robbery: THAT'S THE BIRD THAT TOOK MY QUARTER!"

[@mju516]

The highwayman is Tiengo, roll for initiative!

[@chad-anthonyboudreau2852]

I'M NOT READY!!!

[@sardustdragon87]

@@chad-anthonyboudreau2852 ROLL WITH DISADVANTAGE!!!

[@chad-anthonyboudreau2852]

@@sardustdragon87 HE WON'T GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO ROLL

[@starwarsnerd100]

God Monty better have plans to make a disguised Tiengo fight them at some point,, just for the fun of making the joke a reality.

[@austaryxthelastofthesane3870]

Tiengo is tiengo roll initiative

[@digunder14]

dragons are not related to snakes at all in dnd, they are very different, having scales being the only thing they have in common, dragonborn and kobolds are draconic and are closer related to dragons than to lizardfolk

[@ethanchapman1733]

That was UNEXPECTED I was just thinking I wish the next was uploaded

[@kajjak7001]

I wonder if Raunfalt while he was king had any super weapons built to protect his kingdom.

[@DracoInduperator]

1:47:00 "Wanna touch my horns?" Dude slow your role, you literally just met the lady.

[@TheGoldenJay637]

cleric : * talks about a plague called frenzy that's afflicting different creatures, making them go feral * Me : * *_Monster Hunter 4 flashbacks_* *

[@TigerW0lf]

Whisper: " Double Apex Rajang" 😈

[@darkvizardking69]

I'm having bloodborne flashbacks, especially with how this place is set up.

[@AndrewTraver]

OMG XD "We're headin'..for Tahiti" XD That was perfect XD

[@dylanmorris5352]

Ah yes, Monty is showing her COS experience with calling out wereravens.

[@dejaypage1575]

I’m imagining a Power Ranger teleport; Greckles is blue, Task is red, Panik is black and Borky is green

[@davidspring4003]

Would that make Solly Zordon?

[@digunder14]

fun fact, griffons love to eat hippogriffs and horses, horses being cuz they taste like hippogriffs and are more common and easy to come by

[@RhysClark97]

20:03 the universe just shat on zito XD

[@angusbeaumont7318]

I finally get to see this Rat that's been on the wiki for some time.

[@kingMeNow2012]

It's small but the scene with Hellina hits right in the feels

[@DracoInduperator]

28:35 The only weirder therianthrope than a Were-Raven is a Were-Gecko that was in a Homebrew I watched once

[@kinguluthrek8874]

I have waited oh so loooong Please don't tell me baby, I was wrooong Dreaming of you every night, Holding back until the time was right I've counted the daayyys-

[@Amphibious_inquisitus]

2:45:17 I love Connor so much😂

[@pyrosianheir]

I forgot about the Crap Guide to DnD guy being in this! Best day ever!

[@Rosfuture]

21:25 Oh Gaijin, if you only knew xD

[@danielloose6424]

Greckles better pack some condiments, cause he's gonna have to eat those words.

[@danielloose6424]

In my headcanon Gulliver is a Halfling with the surname Borpington. His voice is so similar to Tai's.

[@Nnyisme]

1:06:40 the best intro ever.

[@austinpolster4085]

Relistening to this, I kind of expected panic to say it "been there done that not as glamorous as you'd think" when rat asked if they're on an adventure to save the world lol

[@captaintomato5433]

Will we meet the ravenmancer? Will there be an epic showdown between them and the pugeonmancer?

[@LaenayaSathe]

Oh my god that surprise Dutch impression about 2:44:00 tho. LOLLL Was not expecting that in the middle of the Unexpectables. I love RDR2.

[@lordwillshire1398]

We who missed the livestream may never know why they were laughing so much

[@grayayakashi5978]

Around 10:50 goomba mentions what they were laughing at in the beginning (it was connors burps.)

[@lorewriter1776]

CRAP GUIDE TO TRACADIA! LET'S GO!

[@alphaxtitania5597]

FINALLY! After binging this show for TWO MONTHS STRAIGHT, I FINALLY GOT TO JOCAT!!!! It was one of HIS announcements that introduced me to this show!

[@calemxavier743]

I know this feeling.

[@digunder14]

the nimire, might have misspelled that, are already a preexisting type of neutral evil fiend in dnd, is nothing like zito's race of the same name

[@zekenkurolyon]

1:06:40 the best intro

[@safehavenonice6431]

It's good, but the title made me disappointed he wasn't a ratfolk.

[@rashkavar]

Slight problem with pulling the wereravens out of their very specific context. The stat block is built for a group in Curse of Strahd (5e's Ravenloft adventure sourcebook) and they're a specific group within the setting. I don't want to throw details around like mad, because Curse of Strahd is a really neat adventure and spoilers can ruin the experience, but there's not really anything to indicate that they'd be typical of the species outside of the conditions that make them who they are.

[@mr.leeleeleee7153]

Here's my ranking of the side characters from best to worst(I like all of them though): Zenrio Digsby Lily Obby Rivi Seika Rat Remy

[@draakgast]

17:17 game starts

[@DracoInduperator]

1:01:18 shouldn't he know what a cow is by now? They've met Aurochs which are *GIANT* cows

[@AndrewTraver]

Welcome to Yharnam, Dear Hunters

[@danieltherriault2928]

wow that was quick

[@doctorrussia]

$5 says that rat is a wererat

[@GameHunterMaster]

Can we get DingoDoodles, Puffin Forest, and/or Zee Bashew on stream eventually?

[@Ryquard1]

YES

[@MrPayne616]

That would be ABSURD.

[@GameHunterMaster]

@@MrPayne616 you mean ABSEEERRD

[@DJ_LilPaycheck]

I cant wait to save up enough money to drop a ridiculous amount of bits like Lord Probait

[@ToastyCoyote]

Oh that guy? Yeah he’s tight as FUCK

[@coolnamebro7363]

It's the sword,n,shield guy.

[@omnilisk279]

Zephyr Strike is the best ranger spell.

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Greckles is the night, Greckles is Birdman

[@DragonaxFilms]

That was an energetic start.

[@EverlastingEclipse]

I play a unique ranger myself Edgy bird ranger who lives underground

[@stoybenxi7395]

“Unique”

[@DracoInduperator]

1:27:00 - 1:33:30 I love Gulliver

[@TheLegendaryTashy]

Ooooh shit here we go

[@Stolenbyfriend]

Guys.. Just thought I'd point out.. if you have a Magical Weapon.. you don't need a Silvered one.. the Acid Dagger of Stab, the Ice Bow, Copy Cutter, Ronfault.. ALL Magic Weapons.. Lycanthropes are Immune to Bludgeoning, Piercing and Slashing from Non Silvered or Non Magical weapons.. Meaning.. if it's silvered.. OR if it's Magical.. then they get no Immunity or Resistance.. besides.. Panic has Many fun Insults that can kill.. as well Greckles has Fire Bolt.. so the expense of Silvering weapons and Ammo might not be a necessity..

[@BlackOwl1997]

Monty has stated that the acid dagger isn't considered magical, even though it was magical against the first wererat they fought but oh well. And in the episode after this one, it turns out that Task's bow isn't considered magical even if he uses the ice. Oh, and apparently making it ice damage also gets rid of silver effects. Wish I was joking but Monty's stinginess for magical weapons and items strike again.

[@Stolenbyfriend]

@@BlackOwl1997 ... even if the Acid dagger isn't considered Magic.. the Acid damage itself would still effect a lycanthrope since they don't have Immunity or DR against it.. likewise the Ice damage from the arrow would still count as full damage.. as well as ANY Damage from Any of Tasks Spells.. I.E. Hunters Mark, Ensnaring Strike, Hail of Thorns, Zephyr Strike, Spike Growth and so on.. and still as for Greckles.. as long as he doesn't mind missing out on sneak attack damage the Firebolt would be his best bet for damage each turn while keeping himself safe.. heck with his bonus action dash each turn he could kite a Lycan around the battlefield for hours peppering it each turn Fire and they'd never be able to get close to him..

[@BlackOwl1997]

@@Stolenbyfriend Hey, I'm not the one who made the rules. Just saying how Monty does it, personally don't agree with it but I'm not the DM here. Apparently elemental does not equal magical in her book.

[@Stolenbyfriend]

ah.. right.. and I forgot that Greckles even has the Sun Blade.. which is awesome against undead.. and would still do decent damage to werewolves..

[@Stolenbyfriend]

@@BlackOwl1997 right.. but the elemental would still be elemental damage and not the Bludgeoning, Piercing or Slashing that they have Immunity to.. so the Elemental would go through while the others wouldn't..

[@DracoInduperator]

2:19:17 Break starts 2:30:20 Break ends

[@wreckervilla]

taka needs to be monitoring his internet bandwidth in task manager and comparing it to his internet plan, some thread affinity may be in order as well to dedicate a thread or two to discord

[@danielloose6424]

Hail is God's angry tears.

[@cloud8813]

Time to rewatch the series while i wait again

[@Burori1]

Panic x Helina, when?!

[@starpeltthechangeling6507]

It may just be me. But monty has been getting stingy with what should be character known info.

[@ericlynum3041]

I'm excited for this

[@kharijordan6426]

Oof. Just two years...some of them are probably still alive.......pain.

[@KageRyuu6]

THE WIGGLER LIVES!

[@swytchblayd]

1:01:42 Soooooooo... did it explode as well?

[@DJ_LilPaycheck]

I'm gonna miss watching these every Wednesday on here or when ever they can upload i can't wait to binge everything i miss

[@war7672]

I FUCKING LOVE JOCAT! HAHAHA

[@TengrioftheCrimsonSky]

Caught up just for this episode. ❤️

[@tekironblood]

gods he sounds like doctor who

[@tausette3595]

Anyone know what they were laughing about at the beginning and where is the s series one shot at

[@smpandlox]

I think I missed something on the opening

[@FullMetalMaster]

Jocat! WHATTT

[@Angelofexecution]

> "A new challenger is approaching" with a guest who is taking time out of his day to come play with the guys and have fun. > Greckles "We need you to keep us out of trouble by basically not doing anything, Rat." ... why have a new guest in that case? Honestly

[@EnvoyOfTheBlackAbyss]

2:31:52 Break ends

[@ItsmeInternetStranger]

Alright, combat! Street thugs, this should be g- Awwwww D:

[@JetLaggedWeeb]

Aw yea JoCat's here!

[@ChrisOfTheDead]

Yay! JoCat! :D

[@ClaireDeLoon]

JOCAT!

[@stoybenxi7395]

YoCate

[@androssandross7410]

Oh look, Borky puts the whole party in jeopardy for no reason, woohoo the fun I guess

[@minecrashinhard]

omg it's finally out!

[@dunkslammerornstein766]

People in the comments complaining about the stream and using modified homebrew rules as usual.

[@WILDTHOVEN]

where can I find Montys mercenary one off

[@Axel_Kasai]

If you didn't find it it's called merkz

[@Axel_Kasai]

@@talonus202 really? Aww that's too bad

[@actionhero2328]

33:52

[@onixrobot2031]

They have magic weapons. Why do they need silver?

[@BlackOwl1997]

Apparently Gaijins knife isn't magical and not all of Task's are magical either. Heck his bow isn't even considered magical damage unless he specifies that he wants to use ice damage.

[@onixrobot2031]

I guess greckles wouldn't use the sun blade all the time. But fighting were creatures, I'd think task would just use ice damage.

[@BlackOwl1997]

@@onixrobot2031 You'd be surprised, I say as I watch the live twitch stream while Task doesn't use ice once.

[@onixrobot2031]

I can't watch the live streams at work lol. I would say you are joking, but nothing is unexpected with this party anymore lol.

[@BlackOwl1997]

@@onixrobot2031 Turns out that not even the cold damage is considered magical and it also cancels out silver weapons. I wish I was making this up but Monty just said those exact words in stream. Goes to show how bad she is with "magical" weapons.

[@ItsmeInternetStranger]

You lot need to learn how to use Roll 20 a little better. Cat is the only one who knows how put together his own character sheet apparently. And combat might flow better if Monty used the initiative tracker.

[@deadgirl1172]

Whoa! Dude, they have lives and snit outside of this so them forgetting placements of stuff happens, Panic's sheet has been glitches for a while, and JoCat probably spent some extra time fine tuning everything where the gang hasn't. And Monty has used the counter before but stopped when it wouldn't appear outside maps and glitched on her

[@kokocreates4166]

334th!!

[@KageRyuu6]

Arbitrary "your gold ain't worth our gold" BS. This is a fantasy world, the gold itself is a commodity it's not just an exchange medium. It's also why there's a scale available, as it was the weight of the coin and the purity of the gold that determined it's value not any sort of denomination printed on it.

[@dunkslammerornstein766]

Tricadian coins could be more pure gold or Alivastian coins could be smaller. I think a 50% gold US penny would be worth less than 100% Gold Canadian Dollar.

[@supermutantsam1160]

Okay but did you consider this: it's fake fantasy money, who cares

[@ButtonBlamer]

Oof. 8 days late.

[@BlackOwl1997]

Who crapped in Taka's cereal this episode? First he complains and tries to move on, out of character, when everyone was trying to help him in character. Then he forces Gaijin to enter with Jocats character, for no reason.

[@supermutantsam1160]

Five months later *pffft* Taka tried to get the gang moving again OOC because they wouldn't let the scene just move on. Borky was clearly done with his character moment and he'd already agreed with them multiple times, even with some personal misgivings that he literally points out are less important than the mission, but Zito and Gaijin just kept dragging him back so they could make the same damn arguments that he'd already agreed with in character. They were just dragging the scene on for too long. Then I think Taka wanted Gaijin to work with Jocat because he wanted the group to give Jocat something to actually *do* early on. Like it would be kinda boring if we're introduced to this fun new character who's just immediately sidelined so the main cast can do their own shit alone, so why not include him where he'd be useful?

[@teencomment]

Borky after the crow robbery: THAT'S THE BIRD THAT TOOK MY QUARTER!"