Horny Priestest Player Ruins DnD | r/rpghorrorstories

[@brianvance1178]

A succubus priestess sounds like an idea that could be really fun to play in a game, if it’s done correctly

[@Zetact_]

I'd imagine someone who puts an extreme value on temperance and the willpower to resist one's nature, since the succubus nature in her is quite literally a reflection of her inner demon. She would not be provocative, but completely the opposite and be a downright prude. But not so much that she is a prude, but that she essentially forces herself into the role so that she doesn't fall into bad habits. She should be introverted, at least in how she's played, preferring solo hobbies like reading or making crafts because too much interaction with others would risk exciting her succubus blood. The type to keep herself busy because idle hands are the devil's playthings. Her world view would focus on how difficult it is to tread the path of good but she believes that anyone should be able to. She sympathizes with those who do evil out of circumstance but does believe that they should be able to find a way of not needing to do so, but she has zero tolerance for those who do evil with no good reason and oftentimes would probably shock the party with how harsh she can be with regards to those types - she'd sometimes come across as downright psychotic. Very cavalier in that respect. She'd generally be patient which should play into how she acts, but most notably she'd have something of a breaking point where if something is able to burn through her immense amount of patience she would go utterly berserk. Though keeping sexuality at arms' length and more like a burst of releasing stress, the most sexual it really should get in these sorts of moments would be hints of subtext. Mike Tyson said he'd need to have sex to release some of his pent-up aggression before his fights so he wouldn't outright murder his opponents, I'm thinking something along those lines. I'd make a point to actually have the character remain chaste for the entire run of the game, since it's kinda the point of the character and reinforces her strong-willed side. If the situation calls for it then you could add in a little bit of innuendo, but the purpose should be to reinforce just how extreme the temptation her succubus blood is trying to shove her into that she is still able to resist. Keep it subtle but I think ideally it should be juuuust enough to make a slight amount of awkwardness in the table, just for a moment. A, "Well, she's a succubus, after all, haha..." kind of feeling. But if the table wouldn't be all right with this part you could just cut it. Basically the focus of her character isn't so much the sexual nature of a succubus and more the juxtaposition of the succubus parts being on a priestess. The kind of person who would result from someone who is simultaneously a good person but with a demon half that is so completely denied that when that inner darkness does show up it's even more extreme than it would be if she embraced it, just that she tries to exclusively direct that psycho side at people who deserve cruelty.

[@brianvance1178]

@@Zetact_ they could also play as a cleric to a goddess of love like Aphrodite, a deity who seems like it would make sense for one of her servants to be a literal sex demon, or something like that. That way they could kind of lean into the nature of a succubus, but have part of her vows of priesthood be that she can only ever have sex with the love of her life and no one else. She could still seduce and even drain enemies of life energy but she just couldn’t fuck them lest she be stricken down by her goddess

[@brianvance1178]

@@Zetact_ I have succubus character of my own in the wings that’s a School of Necromancy Wizard, and a lawyer, who isn’t really interested in the sex part of being a succubus but still uses her succubus powers from time to time just to keep them sharp. The end goal of her would be eventually becoming a warlock patron with a legit legal contract that the prospective warlock has to sign with a bunch of clauses and provisions and legalese bs that only lawyers know what the fuck it means

[@qu4stenfl0ssler9]

There is an awesome one in the video game Planescape:Torment.

[@R3GARnator]

It's similar to a 'repentant Dark Urge' concept.

[@7thsealord888]

yeah, sounds like they gave Priestess every chance possible before they finally kicked him. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

[@kingofthechair5752]

Chuck Norris can

[@Kavewolf1989]

Where the heck is the DM for some of this. 20 minutes of diplomacy checks is dumb lol should have been told no after the first roll...or before it

[@dracone4370]

Once again, I think it could be fun to see Doge post his cats as D&D characters, so basically a party of Tabaxi.

[@shadiafifi54]

I second this notion.

[@vampire9545]

Gonna need a persuasion check

[@sonicroze]

I think a Priest/Priestess wanting to "Convert" even Undead is an interesting idea, but not how it was executed here. The philosophy I'd go with is "They may not understand, but I still wish to tell them the good news, that they might rest easier regardless." or "It is my duty to preach, be they turned from wickedness or nay." Just being part demon - i.e. Tiefling - would have been enough in my book. They already have demonic blood, so one being an honest to goodness Holy Priest/Priestess of a Lawful Good god would be amazing. They could fight against their nature and have moments of weakness, not to mention the persecution they might face all around - from other Tieflings and demons who see them as traitors, to even townsfolk who don't believe their conviction/faith. It gives me real Nightcrawler (from X-Men) vibes.

[@BalbazaktheGreat]

I don't understand how players can make ability "checks" without the permission of the DM. If the DM doesn't call for a check, you shouldn't be able to make one, period. You're just rolling dice unprompted.

[@Evoker23-lx8mb]

I’ve done it sometimes. I play in two different adventurer’s guild games (a custom, less restrictive adventurer’s league where all content is allowed). I’m kinda a chaotic dumbass player but I only do it for comedy and only when I’m the only one that’s gonna suffer for it. Whenever we’re asked to strap in to the ship, my dms know I don’t strap in and I know they’ll ask me to make a dex save to stay on the ship so it’s gotten to the point where I just do it unprompted but again that’s only because I know that I’ll be asked to do it.

[@gotgunpowder]

if the DM allows it, then what you think literally doesn't matter.

[@subgeta07]

This sounds like someone who is SO DEEP in a closet and suffered religious trauma because of it.

[@ethankaryadi37]

I mean I’ve heard of sacrilege but this is a whole other level lol.

[@DICEBOY22]

My Melee brain as soon as he mentions Fox HIYAAHH "shine noises" Wolf Your good but I'm better

[@BlueTressym]

I wonder whether part of Priestess' weirdness was because the player thought Clerics were 'supposed to' preach the ear off anyone in the vicinity in the same way that some players think Rogues are 'supposed to' steal everything that's not nailed down. The praying around corpses might be because they thought their deity might bring that corpse back from the dead if they prayed enough. Yes, I know that doesn't make sense but it might do to someone whose only understanding of Clerics is that they spend all of their time proselytising to please their deity and thinks the (excessive) amount of it they've done should get them a reward. That may have even been why they did it to that level; trying to build up divine credit, and why they were so frustrated when it didn't work; "But I've done all of this for my deity and in their holy name; why aren't they rewarding me with miracles?"

[@ss3nm0dn4r8]

wait but arent you already rewarded with spellcasting in the first place?

[@BlueTressym]

@@ss3nm0dn4r8 yes but if Cleric thought they were "Going above and beyond," they might also think that doing so should earn them something extra.

[@PotatoPrem]

Imo the story did mention the house being haunted. At some point the dm should've gone with it and let them communicate with the ghost

[@EnjoyerOfBirds]

This is a certified "BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOOOOOLY SPIRIIIIIIT" moment

[@bitterlazyratman]

As bad as priestesses behavior was, I can’t help but emphasize with him just a little as someone with bad anxiety

[@7thsealord888]

True. But this was an example of someone not just having problems, but BECOMING the problem.

[@bitterlazyratman]

@@7thsealord888 yeah your right it still doesn’t excuse what he did

[@Xylarxcode]

That's a crazy long list of people I'm supposed to remember for the priestess story, tbh. By the time you got to the end of the list, I had forgotten the start of it. I just remembered people I believed would be key figures. DM, problem player, chill guy who knows a lot about the game and a bunch of random dudes. I'm just saying, giving us a long list of players and their descriptions doesn't exactly make it easy to remember who is who by the time the story finally begins. People will just filter out the irrelevant ones anyway. I know I did.

[@ArcCaravan]

I'm guessing OP wanted to emphasize there were specific people instead of random masses.

[@R3GARnator]

It's true that the OP should have edited this down a bit perhaps.

[@philipwagner9169]

That's what I routinely do. I rarely find I've missed anything important.

[@mrosskne]

I don't understand why d&d players are so bad at storytelling. Haven't they ever read a book? Do authors introduce you to the story with a list of every single character? No. You introduce characters as they become relevant.

[@blastortoise]

​@@mrossknereddit isn't a novel

[@tevildech1122]

"we consoled that we didnt badmouth him" Also OP: tells us all the bad things he did BEFORE that part Idk, I guess he was sorta rigth that it was being talked about him, in a way

[@vortega472]

Happy November Doge - nothing like a Monday when you have cringe and cute kitties to help you start the week. Okay who else loves it when cats get along.

[@mrosskne]

1:17 omg that little smile awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[@Danishdevito]

DnD Doge and Crit Crab are the fathers I never knew I needed.

[@CeistylAela7205]

Honestly this story raises flags for me. In the pre-made drop and use DnD campaign I'm using, I'm both DM and playing 2 characters, kitsune monk and fairy sorcerer. My general guide for backstories is bullet point it, and give me at least 1 character secret to integrate into the story, preferably at least 1 secret with an overlap with another PC. This gives plenty of leeway for me, and I'm on the autism spectrum so it makes it easy to adjust to incorporate the secrets

[@tatters8236]

Oh dear god that succubus player sounds like two of my problem players fused together.

[@jamesegg7372]

tell us the story

[@TigerW0lf]

I remember this story when Crispy covered it. This "priestess" was such a socially inept Fook. I mean, how much of a clueless dolt do you have to be to demand someone find a new game for you after they kick you out!?

[@shadiafifi54]

Given they didn't bother to learn the rules or try to take the spells or abilities the GM and other suggested but demanded they be given a whole new class that suits their intentions? Probably used to handouts and mooching off others.

[@timreynolds4785]

Socially inept? Like the people who invented this game? People like you are why other people defend gatekeeping. You go into a space, decide it has to change to suit you, and then you kick the original people out of it.

[@ss3nm0dn4r8]

@@timreynolds4785 who are you even trying to talk to was there a comment removed? because this doesnt make any sense

[@PotatoPrem]

@@ss3nm0dn4r8 to the original comment that this is a reply section to i think. Since that mentioned the player being socially inept. Not sure i'd agree with all table top roleplayers being socially inept tho, but im not one myself so .-.

[@TigerW0lf]

​@ss3nm0dn4r8 he's just trying to get a rise out of people. He doesn't know the first thing about how social gatherings work so he's lashing out. It doesn't matter if the creators were socially inept, the game they created is a social event, therefore if you act like an inept Fook, you open yourself to criticism and being ostracized.

[@barrackobama2422]

Can't say anything for certain as I wasn't there but the way the stories written concerns me. It sounds like they know Priestess has issues when they decide to exclude him from other games but they are then surprised when he acts adversely towards them as they still try to string him along and keep him around in the friend group. I dont think they were being very considerate towards his feelings. It sounds like he definitely has a social disorder and if you do not know how to act around people like that, then it's more compassionate to just leave them.

[@rustyhowe3907]

I could just imagine Priestess being the "don't run away from the Lorrrrrrrrd" meme with their preaching antics.😂😂

[@shadowlugia18011]

If my Cleric player was THAT determined to talk to the spirit of a dead guy I'd just give it to them as long as they rolled high enough, same with converting undead to their religion, if they don't want to do combat but they want to reduce the number of enemies, I would argue that a converted undead would cease to function, sure make most of the undead would be soulless constructs that can't be converted but give the player something to work with here, make a few of them side with them and crumble to dust, maybe leave the mark of the cleric's God? Mechanics and rules are way less important than giving every player at the table something to remember the game by.

[@andrewler13theundeadwarrior]

0:46 MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!

[@marybdrake1472]

I like to play unusual characters too, but I never cause trouble with them on purpose. If it becomes an issue, I try to resolves it without as little trouble as possible.

[@D64nz]

If i ever play a cleric I'm going to insist on donations to my god for every service 😂

[@DarkLordDumbledore]

Just started craving dnd. Checked Den of the Drake. Found 5 new videos. Checked Critcrab. Found 2 new videos. Checked here. I thanked the god of all Doge for his kindness. Thank you DnD Doge . You have saved my day with your consistent uploads.

[@murasakirenea9290]

Can we normalize NOT sexualizing Nuns? thats such a insensitive thing to do to holy women who want NOTHING to do with said sin

[@johnhodgdon2434]

I wish, people are sick and actually find that to be the attraction.

[@Evoker23-lx8mb]

A Tiefling could easily be a part succubus. Play a charisma based class to maximise the charisma buff Tieflings get (fiend warlock or eloquence or glamour bard seem like they’d fit the subclass best), take proficiency or expertise in persuasion and prepare as many charm spells as you can, no homebrew necessary.

[@ninedragons6400]

You can play your character however you want, but players don't have to like it and play with you either. People have to understand that it's a 2 way street just like real life. If you're not willing to change then you're going to have to keep moving from group to group until you find the one that fits for you. If you're really annoying that will take awhile.

[@timreynolds4785]

This guy is far less morally grating than most of the 'horror story' youtubers. Most of the others act like teenagers who demand everyone else adhere to their moral views, which are often sketchy at best. They all feel like preachers and church ladies. This guy is a lot more chill.

[@TheGoodDoktor4451]

Let’s be real here. Confronting priestess earlier wouldn’t have done shit. If anything, they would’ve just reached the ending they already had quicker.

[@johnhodgdon2434]

Clerics are typically support but do not at all have to be, so there was no reason to push them to take on a heavier support role.

[@Idontgiveaduck]

The MMO 100% had to be Destiny. This all smells of Destiny....

[@Random_Chiroptera]

There is exceptions, but in my experience, 20 years old, and fully grown man, are seldom synonymous.

[@zixserro1]

16:30 I mean, just use animals as an example. "Can a man convert a dog, or a cat, or a bird, to the man's religion? No, because they lack the capability of understanding that as a concept. You can't explain god or mythology or whatever to something that simply can't understand it. Same as you can't talk a chair into dancing for you. It doesn't work, and even if you do it in the most convincing way, it still can't work because it's impossible." Considering the character is playing a priestess, using conversion of animals to a religion should make the most sense; if they're too boneheaded to understand why that wouldn't work, then that's a lost cause.

[@TigerW0lf]

You're assuming that the idiot had two brain cells big enough to rub together to even have that spark of understanding

[@TheUnspeakeable]

Is there an intermediate between priest and wizard? Like a mixture of healing and attack magic

[@laughingjustice]

The Problematic Promiscuous Priestess - D&D Horror Stories 2 years ago from DnD Doge

[@DnDDoge]

Didn't think I read this before. Well, I guess this could be considered a remaster, lol

[@StSubZero]

@@DnDDoge I was actually coming to comment "Oh no, not another horny priestess" after funny enough revisiting that video earlier today, only to realize it's the same one. But hey, no shame in that. Often times fans notice these things before content creators do. Still, it's funny you did the joke at the beginning again.

[@Redtail45044]

At least it's not the, ah, mess I'm dealing with as a kitsune war cleric. I don't regret the character choice in trying something new, but...oh dear. I should have stuck to the original species idea of being a construct. Oh well. At least it's mostly settled that I'm not there for the passion.

[@ssighs2304]

I avoided watching your kitty content because I feared it was like most the internet (where the cats look super uncomfortable but 'cute'). Buy I should have realized a good Doge would know the difference. You are the bestest doge.

[@shipper-of-heart8898]

Hey wait a minute, this isn’t a new story Doge is just rereading a story from one of his most popular videos, and thought we wouldn’t notice!

[@ChuckPalomo]

It did sound oddly familiar.

[@wahoodotwav]

apparently he didnt remember that he read this one before, mainly because it was 2 years ago. but hey, 2 nickels and all

[@shipper-of-heart8898]

@@wahoodotwav its not a lot of nickels, but strange it happened twice. But Critcrab's done the same- he read a story ,and then years later read the exact same story, but then read the comments where the group exposed OP as a liar

[@philip1557]

That part of his Actions being weirder due to his Genser was weird

[@CooperAATE]

No. 1 Doge fan, here again

[@reesescup69]

Just a slightly better initiative

[@CooperAATE]

@reesescup69 I have the "Alert" Feat and the "Clicked the Bell" feat, so my bonus is crazy

[@UndyingZombie]

As for a player never listening/learning and insisting on doing things they where told NOT to do.. I have sadly encountered a few players just like it.. Some who where a little bad.. and others who where EXTREMELY bad. As for ERP stuff ( Erotic Role Play ) ... For the most part this kinda subject did not come up too often in my groups. However there was of course exceptions. When stuff does happen the gaming groups I was part of for the most part did the old "Fade to black" trick for that. Characters going at it is fine but wanting to go into detail is a bit much unless EVERYONE is fully ok with it. Then there is the chance that things might go too far.. In several different ways... Wont go into details on it but yea this group was for sure a group that was NOT for kids by any means, ( Not exactly against that sort of thing but.. The times I have been in a gaming group that decided to dabble in it.. Got either very awkward.. Went way too far... Or you know.. People kinda forgot we where playing D&D and started doing other things.. )

[@kamildebosz1336]

It has became awkward because he the player was a 20-something male. Makes me wonder if it would not if it were a 20+ something female doing all that xD

[@vampire9545]

Yeah sexism is fun

[@valentinvasquez761]

Is this a reupload? I only follow one rpg horror story narrator and i've heard this one already.

[@EnwardSnowman]

It cracks me up how these stories swing wildly from one extreme to the other. Half the time we're hearing about weirdos sidetracking and derailing a game with their personal kink fantasies... and the other half we hear about terrible facist bigots trying to put up boundaries to prevent the first kind of scenario. Only i get the feeling like the authors of those second types of tales are not being entirely honest a lot of the time

[@sherylcascadden4988]

I've come across another succubus priestess story that was way worse than this... But this was indeed bad enough. I've heard the phrase "Spit in one hand and wish in the other" for over 30 years.... I think it's more You Tube friendly than the version you used, but it's your channel and you can express your opinion the way you choise.

[@s.p.1434]

A d&d horror story where the problem player *wasn't* the super-special kitsune/cat/wolf character that is really just an excuse to force their furry kink on the other players? I'm shocked I tell ya!

[@badreny]

with baby crying sound effects

[@CandyChaos7]

*Look at the title of the video* Oooo my...

[@thedungeondelver]

All I'm seeing in that cast of characters for the first story is a bunch of furries. So there's one problem.

[@bruzzunathtuch]

"Haha furry bad" My brother in Christ.. are you fucking 12? Stop this madness.

[@Aros-pr2xr]

I’m sorry here Doge but my Gramma Nazi is kicking in when I see misspelling… it’s Priestess not Priestest

[@Oddmanoutre]

No one is more priestly.

[@DemolitionboyXX]

Ara ara…

[@mikeyost3672]

New to system and playing homebrew? I'm just going to drop a red flag now.

[@phantimon6175]

4:09 "he's dead jim"

[@R3GARnator]

Sounds like a drama queen/histronic personality.

[@vampire9545]

Oh the pronouns 😆. They just made a priest pre 1900s - prophetized and sex with the congregation.

[@sicsempertyrannis6916]

It's guys like "priestes" who are the exact reason i judge any male who plays a female character...

[@jc-9188]

I'm a dude who likes playing Female characters. And this puts a bad taste in my mouth too 😂😂

[@kevinkrueger7479]

"Priestess" is misspelled. At the very least get your titles right. Oh for Christ's sake! "Rakshasa!"

[@Booksforthewin]

You leave my trans bean Bridget out of your thumbnail

[@Lv99RetroHippy]

Initially that sounds like waifu material. Why would this be filed under rpg horror stories? Edit: this shit is cringe as hell! I’m not sure I can finish the video, now! Later!

[@geeknupthenight7417]

Number 2 huhuhuh

[@Agamemnon-w9x]

been watching a lot of these DnD horror stories, so many horny ppl 🙄

[@vampire9545]

It's almost like humans are horny

[@AmaryInkawult]

Seventh

[@AmaryInkawult]

Been so long since I did this on Doge's channel

[@Doodle1776]

Am I the only one who has had enough of players playing furries and other characters? Like a walking Chuck-E-Cheese band. More so since the vast majority only play them as humans I'm costumes.

[@supremeduckissupremetheduc9896]

Wut

[@Doodle1776]

The idea of playing furry, antro, or other non-human races as unique, then playing them as nothing more than humans in Halloween costumes. Nothing special or unique, just a stupid ascetic for mechanical reasons resulting in a team that looks like a mechanical animal band that feels fake as hell.

[@johngleeman8347]

You can run a humans only game if you want to Buddy. XD@@Doodle1776

[@supremeduckissupremetheduc9896]

@@Doodle1776 You, don't like players playing races for mechanical reasons?

[@ArcCaravan]

​@@Doodle1776Sounds like a side effect of the players themselves being human or wanting to fit in society.

[@TheGoblinoid]

Dude copies reddit text, pastes into a read out loud AI, pases it through an AI automated puppet, adds music and uploads it to youtube. This is a content farm.