DO MEN NEED TO STOP SAYING THIS?!?

[@suburbtalks623]

if y’all wanna listen to sage’s full song here’s the link😭 on.soundcloud.com/CVPJo859hEs8sZ1X7

[@vanessazzzz]

why was I expecting it to be bad sage ate that tho 😭

[@ajj30]

finalllyyy i was here looking for the link

[@fizdip]

dirty slugs is crazy

[@selenymartinez4319]

Can we get the music vid next😂

[@adriennecastro3128]

I feel like if sage recreated it it’d be better

[@xRenee4Ever]

i think the girl just wasn’t down no matter what the message was 😭 cause “i’m lowkey tryna see you” is very clear in my opinion so if she was down she would’ve been receptive

[@isabellasmall327]

i thought the sameeeee thing

[@heykid95]

Especially with context of it being 1am! If a boy sends you "I'm lowkey tryna see you" at 1am you KNOW he's tryna see you during demon hours 😭

[@mishaa555]

@@heykid95DEMON HOURS 😭😭😭 PLSS

[@ARCHiVEDx7]

100% on maru’s side on this one because it was straightforward, not misleading, and thought from the girls perspective if the girl wanted to see sean she wouldve made that clear too- either the girl wasn’t interested like that or just straight up confused

[@raudelreal7774]

Ur saying that as if the “wya” is misleading or sum. A “wya” wound be pretty transparent considering it’s 1 am. I just think the girl both not interested in Sean in that way, as well as confused.

[@emmanuelortiz7371]

"What are WE doing for your birthday?" "Idk" "Let's get weird" "I'm down to get weird" THIS IS WHY SAGE IS SO FUCKIN COOL!!

[@littleegg11]

maru saying “tryna fuck” in seans story had me giggling the whole time😭

[@kinageez]

Sean and Nick’s reaction had me dying 😂😂

[@sonicfan3135]

she didnt pick up on what sean was putting down

[@suburbtalks623]

Sean saw it coming too😭

[@jonericsanchez3421]

Giggling is crazy

[@PaperFc]

I came back for seconds

[@jimsid1884]

I loseee it every time Maru drives Sean crazy, bro even messed up his hole face with paint without realizing

[@suburbtalks623]

😭😭

[@kaylievasquez1707]

it just started and saru is already interacting😭😭😍LMAOOO

[@nikkiu.2148]

Timestamps 0:00 - talking about their birthdays 5:39 - Maru tryna help Sean DM a girl 15:35, 20:09, 24:35 - Nick's approach to DMing 19:00 - Maru asks Cynthia for her opinion 22:15 - Would you go to an oppo gender friend for DM advice 25:50 - Story of Luke getting kicked out of a bar 27:07 - Sean and Nick moving 29:15 - More stories from the weekend 37:50 - Which lineup are you backing: Kendrick & co or Drake & co 42:20 - talking abt penis sizes 44:26 - Do you think rappers actually do the things they rap about 45:20 - Sage asks them to rate a "Kendrick" bar 48:50 - Revisiting the Sean DM convo 52:30 - Talking about Quiet On Set 1:07:30 - What's the youngest age a Suburb Talks viewer should be 1:11:55 - Should men be saying "Oh you like that?" in bed 1:13:35 - What do you not want said to you in the bedroom 1:16:35 - How often do you talk throughout sex 1:20:06 - have you ever been with someone that was completely quiet 1:20:21 - Would you rather be with someone that's extremely quiet or extremely vocal abt how great they are 1:22:35 - Did you agree with how she was hyping herself up 1:23:19 - Are you scarred to have sexual sual intercourse again 1:23:50 - If you and your friend both like the same person, how would you persuade your friend to back off 1:26:10, 1:27:06 - Devin and Nick talking about the time they had a crush on the same girl 1:28:45 - To the girls, who would you back of the guys were vying for the same girl 1:36:07 - the girls going back n forth with what they'd say to hype up the guys 1:40:05 - What do you think each of you could do to help raise $1,000,000 for ransom within a month to rescue a friend 1:45:00 - rob the met gala

[@As__9600]

Honestly Maru was right like she needed to make Seans intentions clear to the girl BUTTT they kinda right lmao

[@ejay1502]

Nah, she messed up on the approach tbh

[@normalgirlsza]

@@ejay1502none of their approaches wouldve worked tbh she was not down like that

[@isarose00]

@@normalgirlszaYeah forsure her response said it all which go her you know

[@julianm2031]

So then maru was wrong 💀

[@dianatorres7499]

I feel so spoiled with videos this week! Marus blog burb N frendz and even Patreon! Thanks guys!!!

[@jenn_fromtheblock]

maru isn’t wrong about her text approach at all. she made sure the girl knew what’s up. you could’ve texted her anything and if she’s not down, you’re getting shot down regardless. i think the guy’s’ prefer protecting their dignity/not being embarrassed like nick said rather than being respectful with their texts. a “wya” text randomly popping up would immediately make me block you lol. there’s got to be some sort of communication beforehand

[@raemocha2]

that whole convo is sad. men really have the audacity

[@jenn_fromtheblock]

@@raemocha2 it kind of was! maru helped the only way she knew how to, she’s a gentle girl.

[@dani-qe3mw]

yeah and its upsetting bc maru’s a sweetheart and cynthia never backs her bc cynthia lowk loves the toxic guys and is js rlly different idk! personally if u send me a “wya” then im js not replying💀

[@彡彡-b3q]

@@dani-qe3mwshe does back her up 😭 that’s just how they are. Both approach was weird “wya” and “yoooo” most girls would not respond or they word. It was 50/50 outcome

[@camibonn5461]

do not listen to nick bro no girl wants the "wya" text LMAOO

[@ylopez9654]

THEY TRIED LMAOOOO

[@ggeeperscreepers]

RIGHT like i’m going out of my way to leave them on read if i get that

[@SetoS-zh5lp]

Maru is such an air head i lost brain cells times 10

[@camibonn5461]

@@SetoS-zh5lp let's not hate on my girl maru 😭

[@funkynutblast1145]

@@SetoS-zh5lpwhy bring up maru under this comment when nick said wya

[@aik0sm0m_]

24:45 nick asking maru if she’s good as soon as she came back was a really sweet moment to me 🥺

[@emilisilva9574]

YES! I rewatched it like three times cuz omg that was so sweet😭❤️❤️

[@dinakaiser2930]

yes omg it was such a small thing but so so sweet :'))

[@jenaereyna8973]

And nick putting his hand on maru’s chair 🤭

[@adriana-kh8fr]

Sean and Maru not knowing each others birthdays is crazy

[@gracieapplegate6534]

As a girl, everything maru did is good, the “low key trying to see you” (if the girl was interested) easily could have been “when” or “now” and that saves small talk and trying to get a convo back on the track of trying to see that girl.

[@deez_xanne]

You guys should dress up as atla Devin : Zuko Sage : Appa Nick : Aang Sean : Sokka Maru : Katara Cynthia : Azula

[@bigbyatty]

maru and cynthia would suit a katara and azula so well, or maybe even maru as ty lee

[@Salma-jg6rs]

Omg Cynthia as azulaaaa

[@aik0sm0m_]

yesss but I think devin gives momo vibes lol

[@m3lona]

i think nick gives more sokka vibes ngl, sean gives appa ig but maybe zuko, devin aang or zuko works, sage would be such a cool toph actually or maybe iroh, cynthia as either azula or suki would go hard and i think maru fits ty lee so well but i also see katara too

[@mugiwaradevoted]

Maru: Ty Lee, possibly Katara Nick and Devin: Cabbage man, Aang, Sokka Cynthia: Mei, mayb Azula (If Christine was on she’d be Azula) Sage and Sean: Jet/Zuko/Momo

[@zipporahlol]

i love when nick is sitting between sean and maru n they be fighting, its giving child with his two parents

[@kaeleuu]

LMAOO THIS IS TAKIJG ME OIT

[@princesschoimah9802]

I don’t think maru f it up because it’s pretty likely that girl wouldn’t have been down regardless of what he sent yk, the messages don’t have thatt much of a difference they’re trying to achieve the same thing 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[@danielaruiz2863]

Agreed!!! I would have replied “lol what” to the “wya” too 😂 not just the “lowkey trying to see you”

[@ctxo948]

right i feel like i would’ve just left him on read if i saw “wya” 😭

[@jennyyylandero]

thisss!

[@dani-qe3mw]

worddd thats what i was thinking bc she was clearly not down regardless

[@elainelegaspina4765]

ITS MAD FUNNY how seans dm story was like 4 back to back interactions and it took them like 10mins to say

[@Naysaseales]

Day just got 100% better

[@suburbtalks623]

❤️❤️

[@Gabi-rc5bw]

if a guy messaged me “wya” even if i was attracted to him i would be so weirded out like… ??? marus response was 100% more valid than nicks 😬

[@rumay.e]

Exactly

[@alyssakaytlin758]

nick trying to say sending a "wya" text shows personality is crazy lmao

[@ggeeperscreepers]

HELP like it’s three letters enough

[@diegoolivares143]

It wasn’t the actual “wya”. It was the “?!?!” that you would add that gives it character lmao

[@rumay.e]

Yesss

[@Bobalover98]

Maru’s approach is totally valid! She did not fumble lol, the DM girl was just not down for that probably

[@krybaobei9938]

idk i feel kinda bad for maru like i don’t think that text was that deep for it to be a topic like i just dont think the girl was down, it was not maru’s fault.. but then again i might not be updated

[@tianamcmath1509]

maru did her best, 100%. sending a “wya” text would not make me interested at ALL LMAO

[@iamwattpadandrhyslarsentrash]

Honestly watching quiet on set made me appreciate Jerry trainor even more WE FUCKING LOVE YOU SPENCER FROM ICARLY

[@rayanfarah3131]

sean rubbing his face and only realizing afterwards that he has paint on is so funny 😭😭😭

[@Ling08890]

“Go home and cry cry” The room got silent😆🤣 Sorry Nick lmao

[@abigailt1975]

maybe maru sabotaged sean so she could have him to herself😍 LMFAO nah but that’s genuinely so funny i love maru😭

[@abigailt1975]

not nick stealing my comment on his tiktok to maru LMAOOOOOOO

[@azhulaeamituanai6770]

Theyyyy def shouldve

[@ashlynchmielewski9058]

honestly both texts are pretty much the same. and maybe it’s just me but i’d rather a guy tell me they want to see me than a boring wya, like why tf do you care where im at? but definitely a simple hi wouldve been better than yo. i also dont think “lol what” was bad, maybe she was caught off guard.

[@ggeeperscreepers]

tbh id be responding w lol what too like idk what else ur supposed to say

[@ashlynchmielewski9058]

@@ggeeperscreepers right like am i supposed to respond with okay lol?

[@BrockPurdyMyGloriousKing]

Nick: “What do you think Sexyy Red is gonna say about everything?” Devin: SKEEYEEEEEEEE

[@ZoeyIsMuhName]

i would NOT respond to “wya.” it’s cheap, ik your intentions off rip and i don’t want nunna that. that’s me though. i think maru’s approach was valid. clearly shawty is interested in sean but she probably was not trying to be a booty called. i would’ve been way more like to respond to maru’s approach than “wya”

[@niy144]

the way nick looks like an actual football player is hilarious 😭

[@julianaypll]

PLEASE MARU DOING SEAN LIKE THAT IS SO DAMN FUNNY

[@JamieRobles-d3v]

She needed to sabotage so that no one takes her man

[@Lexy.Charles]

6:08 I love it when they mention things from previous episodes and I understand 😭

[@lizmarie5531]

Need to have sage maru and devin sitting together again at least once😫😔 saru not hitting rn

[@kirbycola7]

Frr we need the trio back together

[@girlblogging13]

yes they are so funny together miss when they sat together

[@gxselle-po1fc]

Saru not hitting for you, but it’s probably because of Cynthia 👀

[@lizmarie5531]

@@gxselle-po1fc Yessss 😭HAHAHA im hopping on the maru and devin ship😔

[@sola7828]

Poor Maru!! the texts really werent that bad the girl was probably just not down

[@lorenzojevaz2644]

This has to be one of their best episodes to date.

[@not_dylanbull6646]

HE FORGOT TO LINK SAGES SONGG

[@Salsa_walka]

Saheygucci

[@Clh53620]

YAAAYYY ITS TIMEEE Fav time of the week!!!

[@suburbtalks623]

💙💙💙

[@ring._.taled._lemur]

Hi, sadly yesterday my grandpa died and this podcast has been some of the only stuff to make me laugh. Thank y’all for doing what you do ❤

[@m3lona]

i hope u are doing okay, keep strong ♥

[@suburbtalks623]

We’re sorry to hear about the loss of your grandpa and hope you’re doing okay. Sending our prayers to you and your family🫶🏽❤️

[@As__9600]

Cynthia knowing devins birthday got me giggling

[@chickenwangss4016]

not nick tryna get in the middle of saru 🤣🤣 he still pushing for naru frl

[@vanessagonzales6084]

They always gaslight maru she was right

[@insufficientwhispers1582]

Yoooo Lowkey tryna see you tonight

[@davobands]

Disagreeing with somebody ≠ gaslighting

[@ruthgarza920]

Don’t use a word if you don’t know what it means

[@sianigames8921]

for being only 13 yall content is the highlight of my day and i learn so much from y'all and y'all just teach me how to be a better person and y'all are so funny

[@AyeshaPal-zv6ke]

LITERALLY! I’m 13 too and I love them sm.

[@theanawilson915]

Nah yall are too hard on maru, if she was down you'd know, she could've easily said "lol what" to wya

[@nessac9101]

it’s not marus fault girl just didn’t want to hook up w sean. regardless of what was said from his side, miss girl was not bouta show up. she hit him w that “lol”. no chance was had

[@moisesramirez7568]

SARU VS DYNTHIAAAAA LETS GET IT GOINGGGGGG!!!!!!

[@the3getmusketeers347]

Aweee , Sean asking if Maru’s mom was okay is the cutestt

[@As__9600]

Sean being stressed gave me anxiety

[@yeahhi3207]

Sage had some pretty soliddd questions, really enjoyed this week’s podcast. Had me laughing more than usual 🔥

[@lizbethespinoza8836]

BRO SAGE HAS TO BE THE MOST FUNNIEST PERSON EVER 😭😭 THE WAY HE SAID “oh you like that” 😏 HAD ME ROLLING ISTG

[@valeriewitrago6038]

Hearing y’all talk about the rap beef has me wishing I was there cus cole deserves more recognition😭

[@fwyadira]

Yass we are really blessed to have Maru Mondays suburb talk Tuesday and the Patreon Thursday bi weekly burbnfrendz Friday

[@fwyadira]

Really miss when sage would post

[@andreavidana8865]

no bc maru’s dm response is sooo valid 😌

[@jessicakes0]

i always go into your videos blind without reading the title and try and figure out what topic you put as the title lmaooo

[@lemirnada777]

i should do that

[@Ling08890]

Bynthia “OHHH LIKE TEA”😭🤣 it’s the way she said it😆

[@jocelyn.gallegos25]

why do they say bynthia i’m new lol

[@benab229]

sages “…oh you like that? 😐” actually fucking killed me

[@gracieapplegate6534]

The “wya” is what I would have put the “lol what” to💀💀 that’s like high schoolish

[@tianamcmath1509]

sage is a great host (all of them are of course) but something about his questions and delivery make the episode so hilarious 😭😭

[@emilytenorio2906]

This has genuinely been one of the funniest podcasts recently I don't remember the last time I was fucking dying throughout most of the podcast😭😭😭😭🤣 I love it when sage hosts fr

[@adelecerasuolo4262]

I love Cynthia's facial expressions to what everyone says. She'll just blank out and then realize what everyones been talking about 5 mins later and be like huh

[@Picassostrash]

MARU AINT DONE NOTHIN WRONG FR

[@girlblogging13]

agreed!!!!

[@hahyunlee]

Not gonna lie you guys are geniuses wearing themed costumes.... It makes videos easy to access from other platforms. You guys deserve all the success. There's a lot of brains going along this operation and from an outsider always seeing clips here and there you guys earned a fan!

[@Tomastreks]

Real but I’m 16 lmfao been watching since 14

[@fizdip]

sage is definitely one of the top hosts. too fucking funny

[@vmarieeee]

18:23 nicks guilty look gets me EVERYTIME😂😂

[@Ling08890]

Guys what’s Sage’s SoundCloud? I’m tryna listen to Sage’s rap😭😆

[@st1nkylulu]

It’s saheygucci!

[@elainelegaspina4765]

1:19:08 DEVIN REENACTING “you look good” i cant breathe BWHAHAHAH

[@holajadee633]

I replayed that part so many times I was CRYINGG

[@AngelicaGonzalez-je6wr]

Maru was 100% right. If a guy text/dm me “wya” I would laugh and text back not going out with you. i don’t mess with the wya

[@genessibarot3619]

1:32:57 can’t tell me Cyvin isn’t real. Somethings brewing

[@onlyollie9220]

I’m 15 turning 16, and I can relate to a lot of the stuff you guys talk about, I made some pretty stupid decisions. That’s was because I had no self respect, I still don’t have a lot of self respect. But it really helps hears your guys advice or just talking about it!

[@princesschoimah9802]

Why did Nick lie where’s sages SoundCloud so I can stream 😭😭

[@juliemoua9378]

saheygucci

[@lleslieek]

pls do a slumber party episode!! in pjs talking about first crushes, first kisses and just gossiping would be so much fun

[@mimak1129]

Maybe Maru just didn’t wanna lose her mans😔😂

[@JaneDoe90210]

15:46 maru killed it lol great questions for those circumstances

[@jazidiaz9825]

YESS FINALLY MY FAVORITE PODCAST ❤

[@juicy7285]

Nick if you stop sending those ‘wya’ texts I promise you your shot accuracy will show signs of improvement 🙏🏼📈

[@DarianaRosales]

This was probably one of the funniest podcasts yet 😂😂😂

[@gisselleleon7892]

Maru is too pure for this world I wish I could wrap her up in bubble wrap to protect her 😂❤️

[@walaamazen2689]

I think maru didnt f up because she was actually smart. As a girl when i understand a guy is asking for something i don’t want I start questioning them or act like I didn’t hear them, which what the girl responded with

[@itsnova6951]

was just watching maru's vlog, love yall

[@natalya4685]

1:36:46 now I know why nick be talking about Sean’s eyes, the way he looked at the camera did something to me 😫

[@rrebeccatran]

That’s why maru be screaming man ain’t shi on her vlogs bc sean alr lacking 12 seconds in…

[@PollyP-w2e]

I’ve literally just been watching their podcasts back to back for 3 days

[@mariperez5887]

29:58 the timing of the patreon AD after nick just apologized to sage about not being able to start yet and gave him the go ahead to start was HILARIOUS

[@19x97x_M]

I love how yall opened with sean’s love life😂

[@maritzavargas517]

11:45 “But Sean’s intention that night were not that” brooo y’all can’t tell me Maru doesn’t make y’all laugh. They way you guys were dying after she said that🤣🤣🤣 I love maru 🫶🏼

[@isarose00]

10/10 vibes were all around todayyyyy they wanted to work 😂

[@caii_i]

MARU GOT THE HISOKA FACE TATS THATS SO FIRE

[@nikkiu.2148]

Funny moments 0:50 - "is my birthday this Saturday or this Sunday" 6:20 - The way Maru started this story 8:55 - FOUR O's 13:06 - "So he's lowkey tryna fuck right" 14:50 - joking about doubling down 16:48 - "Tell me you don't wanna see me and I'll fuck off I guess" 18:15 - "I got it like that" 47:55 - them dissing UTI 51:35 - "switchin up" the DM 1:07:30 - Devin smears his paint 1:11:53 - the way Sage asked this question 1:18:33 - onomatopoeias 1:19:09-45 - you look good 1:38:40 - "I can't come back from that, sorry Nick" 1:42:07 - Sage

[@keila2948]

you dont know how much yall make my day better by just seeing the notification of when you guys post 😔

[@jomendy984]

1:43:41 Cynthia: “You guys need to soft launch it.” Devin: “Like show it soft?!” Like no sweetie lmaooooo😭😭

[@elainelegaspina4765]

18:01 SEAN AND MARU IMITATING NICK IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[@hawazen4057]

I love maru. She is the best wing women so respectful and sweet 🥹

[@Julia-fm9se]

i think Nick was right about the “wya”. But it would’ve been better if Sean could’ve combined both of Nick and Maru’s advice. Start off with hey then, wya and after she responds say “i’m tryna see you tn” but don’t say low key bc it would’ve made his intentions clear and shows that he rlly wants to see her.

[@nilanirajas]

One of my FAV episodes BY FAR😂😭 had me dyinggg at 2 in the morning😂

[@Texasdanny]

I can see maru’s comments just being “yoooo” 😂

[@okiii.]

Yall Maru was clearly sabotaging Sean, so he wouldnt find anyone else. SARU is real, wake up

[@elizabethfrausto2297]

Uti you can go bye bye , it’s 1 am why am I laughing at this rn

[@elizabethfrausto2297]

Before you die die , bro why tf am I going back to this rn😂

[@lvperla]

48:29 the way Nick cringed all of us out😭😭