Do Not Fear a Humans War, Fear their Peace & Troll | 2119 | Free Science Fiction | Best of HFY

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00:00 Intro
00:09 Do Not Fear a Humans War, Fear their Peace
08:45 Troll
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@TJCID22]

"I flipped off the machine-" Am I the only one who thought he gave the machine the middle finger when he said that?

[@wyrmhand]

🤣

[@Hopalongtom]

Couldn't hurt to try.

[@krel7160]

Well that explains why it didn't turn off, you used the flip off maneuver, and forgot to threaten it with a mallet!

[@Wastelandman7000]

I frequently give machines the middle finger LOL

[@phawkuffe9491]

I do this anytime someone asks me to flip off a light or machine.

[@tomnorton8499]

Just think of what would have happened if they did allow him a human lawyer?

[@genericuser984]

that scientist would be walking out of there with a whole bunch of newly repo'd fancy tech

[@diego2112gaming]

Probably would have got on the judge's nerves, talking about the Youts.

[@luzifershadres]

Not much, it was a fake since the beginning.

[@tdofducksplays]

A: “You think one of your lawyers will save you?” H without a lawyer wins the case. Human Lawyer much later: “Prepare your rear because I’m about to clean you out.”

[@Iskelderon]

Loved the variation on "War, war never changes!". 😁

[@SergeyWaytov]

Saaame, Cultural Victory straight out of massive scale strategies

[@alfredsutton4412]

For the handsome voice actor, for the creative author, in the hopes that the algorithm will recognize the brilliance that your listeners already recognize.

[@cavetrollvillageidiot3095]

Excuse you, sir, who gave you permission to have the voice of an Arch mage and the face of a villain? This is not in any means an insult. I love it, and your content.

[@PanduPoluan]

I wouldn't say the face of a villain. Rather, the face of an anti-hero 😁😁

[@leyrua]

😂

[@jukkiivi4282]

Humanity achieved cultural curbstomping victory. How wholesomely efficent way to go for galactic mastery. Loved it! Patent trolls, urgh. I hope it was just a bad dream for the main character. In case it was real, I hope for part 2 featuring bloodthirsty human lawyer filing civil lawsuits and bringing the galaxy down with punitive damages. For the Algorithm! In rememberance of the Beard

[@anormos7270]

To the second one i can onlysay that trying to be nifty on a civilization, where people apparently are able to break what ones own civilization perceives as absolute laws (ESPECIALLY space, time or gravity related) would be idiotic at best and suicidal at worst. Those guys wouldn't even survive the first try of doing that in realitiy

[@azelliafiglo218]

For the Algorithm! In rememberance of the Beard!!!!!!

[@Maddog3060]

Story 1: Cultural Victory. Achievement Unlocked: "McGalaxy" Story 2: Meanwhile, back on Earth: "Uhm... Why is is getting hot in here?" "I think it's coming from the lab next door. Maybe-" [CONNECTION LOST]

[@Netherdan]

Eh, the planet will be fine. Even a perpetual motion machine can't keep running after it melts through itself or explodes catastrophically. It's a nuclear event at most.

[@Ralampos]

@@Netherdan would be funny if antimatter was generated, and blew up the entire planet, depending on how it gained perpetual motion.

[@Chris64999]

I want to hear more about the second story 😩 😫 😭 The idea of an alien race stealing other races tech through frivolous lawsuits is interesting

[@cameltube-vk7el]

Ha ha ahhhhhh bro do some research into the USPTO lol, what really happens and who is the real receiver of ideas we submit. Otherwise yes I wanted to hear more of the 2nd also... Semper Prorsum

[@yomogami4561]

heh enjoyed the first story culture wars can truly change a species more then regular war [assuming no genocide] the second story needs an immediate sequel

[@arthurcodeco1462]

Agree

[@lostgamer2271]

For the dashing space squirrel

[@steyn1775]

Damn, the second story ends on big clif hanger

[@Dreamspawn1978]

This young man has an awesome voice I bet big finish productions would love him

[@michaelernst3731]

GODS I thought we would get away from Trolls on earth when we got FTL but NOOoooo Earth is a Safer Troll Space then out there.

[@whiterabbit75]

You only made the trolls faster.

[@PanduPoluan]

Galactic Civilizations II. Everytime I played in "sandbox" mode as a human, I found myself gravitating towards -- and achieving -- cultural victory. Like. Every. Single. Time.

[@bjwessels]

Humanity, so insidious. So bubbly, cloying, and happy.

[@theshadyprotector8412]

And if you hang out with us long enough, you begin to like us.

[@silvadelshaladin]

@@theshadyprotector8412 Do you think they'll be able to save us?

[@Wastelandman7000]

And silly. I'd love to see a story where we defeated the aliens by acting like Monty Python.

[@theshadyprotector8412]

@@silvadelshaladin I hope so. But I also feel sorry for those they face.

[@jonmiller9534]

Who does not love a little Root Beer.

[@straightjacket219]

Blessed are the peace keepers

[@elduquecaradura1468]

So basically humanity in this tale is a whole bunch of Wololos.... cool xD

[@bradwolf07]

Aliens to other aliens: Don't mess with humanity Other Aliens: Why? Will they destroy us in war? Aliens: Worse, they will make peace so enticing that your people will fight you

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: Yes, cultural infiltration is a thing Story 2: Clever idea, but no ending

[@Flakjacket96]

8:30 So basically we send in the Green Berets and go "Hey kids! Want some democracy?". I love it.

[@Baronstone]

Our star is white, not yellow. If our star was yellow, snow would be yellow!

[@ShawndaPrawn]

Honestly, the first story reminds me of the aftermath of XCOM 2. We liberated our planet from alien occupation and sent the invaders packing! Oh, but what about the remaining aliens now stranded on Earth and surrendering? Let’s have them rebuild the damage they caused and integrate them into our society! You got mind-controlling twinks, grenade-lobbing brutes and sneks? Well now we do as well!

[@JimmyJohn-pm7qr]

Did you just call sectoids twinks?

[@renaissancepress247]

Fantastic as ever! It could be my imagination but you are getting better and better each episode now - inconceivable 😎

[@artyd42]

Agro voice best voice

[@ratzelbarreto2070]

Second part needs a part 2

[@maddiepaige715]

Haven't watched in a little while but really liking the new format with you on screen. Holds attention better. More dynamic. ^^ I never picked up on your accent before but now I'm curious, are you South African by any chance?

[@gobrinsan7173]

I need a part 2,3,4 etc of story 2 !

[@JRMshadow260a]

I loved human peace but I want to know is what happened to the human after getting dragged out of the court room? How they knew what he did and how? So many questions that I need to have answered now... Dam it!!! Suckered in again... LOL

[@MidnightSmoke]

thank you for the stories. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

This last story reminds me of the old phrase, from around the Vietnam war, or maybe earlier. "What if they gave a war and no one came?"

[@thomashunter7190]

I'm here for the story. Posting for the algorithm. Glory to the almighty algorithm.

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@geoshark12]

If humans are running from something its probably a lawyer

[@nathandc]

For the Algorithm!! Love the Beard!!

[@eddiethepothos2648]

I gotta say i took a break from your videos for a couple of months and i come back to full you in my face to read me stories thank you also i cant wait till you finish first contact

[@lumberluc]

"The producers don't attack!"? Buddy, have you seen a technician setup traps and triggers? Or a shelver make a spiderweb of goods that can arrive at a destination? How about miner that dug in places that he shouldn't? Don't underestimate producers. We'll go to war when needed.

[@TCFamas]

For the Hor....ehhh...Rythm!

[@Jason-sm4oc]

WoW, never thought that would come here!

[@merlinathrawes746]

Yep, the thing about humans is that even the peasant farmers can make the armies of the kings shake with fear with what they would be fighting. An armed and willing civilian populace is the answer to overreaching politicians. You broke the law! We want to know how you did it so we can too.

[@babyoda1973]

Best voice best stories all around best bro 😊

[@TheRealInscrutable]

patent trolls. lol! Excellent twist.

[@shiroshini]

Man, you should be an actor, not just a voice actor man! You are so animated!

[@eeengineer8851]

haha, that 2nd story was a hoot!

[@cameltube-vk7el]

Really liked the story of the first one. Seems possible right, and I have faith that HUMANS live to that idea or ideal ?! Well Done Also /;^)

[@lucienarindel5836]

For the Beard!

[@Wastelandman7000]

Dang I wanted to find out more about how the second story continued. LOL

[@M.MahdiBKH]

The Laws of Universe is more What you’d Call ‘Guidelines’ than Actual Rules. Welcome to Human Plane, Xenos. -A Human

[@patrickmcabee123]

Just curious, did you have your “tunic” custom made..? It’s sharp, my Brother. .…👍🏼😎👍🏼…. Very Sci/Fi..😁

[@desidious4521]

what is the animation in the beginning from? or is that something stock youtube gives to ppl?

[@wyrmhand]

The animation in the beginning of the live is KZbin stock.

[@genericuser984]

cool

[@mackenziedrake]

The first was wonderful, but the second is most aptly named. Grr.

[@Warutteri]

For the algorithm!

[@rainynight02]

That's it?! What happened to the guy and the court?!

[@crossdagostino5778]

More for the algorithm

[@KroMagnum4]

Patent trolls hahahahahaha! Good one.

[@silvadelshaladin]

They have met their match -- nobody patent trolls like Humanity. We'll be running their confederation in no time.

[@KroMagnum4]

@@silvadelshaladin Indeed

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@polance4705]

Does anyone remember the story where a xeno was told that HP Love Craft wrote nonfiction? I cant find it.

[@xanmontes8715]

The debt repaid?

[@MakerGrigio]

hope your wife is feeling better

[@Wastelandman7000]

And that he defeated the sniffle monster.

[@cameltube-vk7el]

To the second story there is something of note, this you will find to be true once you are aware and pay attention as you move thru time. LEGAL is at the middle of everything-everywhere thru out the Galaxy of SENTIENT life i.e.→ CONSENTS COVENS AGREEMENTS CONTRACTS RULES LAWS etc. etc. And now YOU know, and you can not un-know !! [he he he] made AWARE !!! Semper Prorsum

[@thetrap1880]

I thought it was going to be the CIA kidnapping some poor alien for solving the energy crisis

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@Kanamesamasqueen]

Now if only these stories happened in real life now.

[@Flakjacket96]

I mean, Story one is literally the job of the US Green Berets.

[@proberts34]

Heh. Humans are the "Average Joe" of the galaxy. Nice reference to the Idiocracy movie. Edit: And then the human shows he's the smartest creature in the room. Hah!

[@Astavyastataa]

XENOS PERFIDY

[@user-wf7sl7sw8k]

The first is the very thing that happen to soviet union. It literally happen. For the better I think, because mutual nuclear annigilation is shitty thing to do.

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@merlinwizard1000]

3rd, 16 May 2023

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

Algorithm

[@TheJeikou]

Comment

[@calvingreene90]

Cultural assimilation for the win.

[@user-ip9lz6ed6p]

It's no wonder you have been demonetized you keep playing the same stories with different flash cards. heard this story before, what you going to do have your fish swim around???

[@ImOwenWilson]

Xeno: Human you stand accused o- Human: KANGAROO COURT!! KANGAROO COURT!!

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice