Do Not Play Games With Me... | House M.D..

[@stlchucko]

I want to believe that Kutner’s “I love you” line was ad libbed, and it caused Hugh’s paused response; but being the brilliant actor he is, he stayed in character.

[@beastinsight9825]

@ChucO he won't break character till DVD commentary..

[@Loosehead]

"...and I want to have your babies."

[@i3looi2]

no, because it;s a cut.

[@whatareyoulookingat908]

Of course now it seems it might have been the real him coming out... 😆.

[@Jerharris90]

No, it was scripted.

[@thorl8354]

Kutner's facial expressions when saying no to House and then regretting it is priceless 😂

[@zabaoth]

And he was still recovering from being rejected after saying I love you. No wonder he offed himself.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

​@@zabaoth Lame

[@simbast9726]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 super lame

[@michaelaramis1210]

@@zabaoth not lame, just dark, i love it

[@Wtahc]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 seethe

[@vagabondmind3127]

"We are sorry" "Wrong!" "I love you" House wtf look "WROOONG"

[@Farrell461]

bscrazy007 chill

[@monstermonquey9442]

bscrazy007 lol it was a year ago chillax

[@thewaste]

bscrazy007 What's your problem, dude? It was a good quote

[@h445]

well that didn't go overl like you'd planned :P @bscrazy007

[@eliteexpression]

I theorize that it was the "I love you too, but our friends here can't find out about our love" look. It was this shame that pushed him over the edge and commit suicide

[@zzz-jj6zh]

The only person that can beat House at his own games, is Wilson.

[@anthonymendez1997]

DoNKeY and Cuddy to some degree

[@zzz-jj6zh]

@@anthonymendez1997 Cuddy compromises. House goes to Wilson to bounce ideas when it comes to Cuddy.

[@geran4473]

Remember the one with the chickens, or the one where Wilson kidnaps House's guitar? I laughed so hard at those.

[@griselmancedo1052]

Anthony Mendez house always beat cuddy.

[@Moxie9]

Wrong.

[@jacobw703]

This was honestly when the show peaked for me. Loved 13, Kutner, & Taub, and having Chase and Cameron as a 3rd party they could go to really made the show a lot more fun.

[@srimasis]

Exactly mate, at this point in the show I was enjoying it the most.

[@shikhar.awasthi]

Yup. The best group.

[@thisIsFunnyLolz]

In 2008, which is season 4 i think with these three involved, House was the most watched show in the world

[@RegReg02]

agreed. it gave a sense of Seniors class and Freshman class to the show, which is a trait in shows i truly enjoy

[@31FilmTalk]

"You'll going to have to somehow survive on broadcast networks alone". "I'd be fine on Tuesdays". When this episode originally aired, this show was on a broadcast network...Tuesday nights

[@zakutheferret8182]

House was on broadcast TV, not cable, basic or otherwise

[@waltz0153]

Dead Fish in Dirt i think that was his point

[@zakutheferret8182]

@@waltz0153 he edited it, notice it says (edited), originally his comment said basic cable

[@Orcus.Arcana]

Most likely a reference to the show in the show that house watches (I forgot the name) Thats a cheesy romantic soap opera about doctors

[@anarcoyote1207]

That's what I thought at first, but then I remembered that porn has never been aired on broadcast TV. At least in the US.

[@mikecane]

He needs cable so he can watch House reruns! He's already seen all the KZbin clips.

[@ErdTirdMans]

That's why he says "On Tuesdays, I'll be fine [with network TV]" -- that's when House MD aired

[@Kovaelin]

Ooh... how meta.

[@ozzywalker609]

I don't know if you have the same channels as northwest Pennsylvania, but where I am, House runs on the channel H&I, on 35.4. If you don't find it, sorry for getting your hopes up.

[@boygood3141]

Yep

[@boygood3141]

@@Kovaelin u not beta I'm the only one that can pull

[@ashleysonali]

5:10 taub’s face at the end kills me 😂😂

[@lukaavaliani9294]

5:09

[@PenDragon-hg1lg]

I genuinely loved the interactions between the original fellows and the new fellows

[@chinita2463]

I love Cutner's little "I love you". It's just too sweet. Reminds me of a little kid saying it after taking the last cookie from the cookie jar. Adorable.

[@brentage5000]

1:32 so cute watching Kutner try to be intimidating

[@RishuKumar-je9ty]

It was so intimidating that he himself couldn't handle it and...... You know what happened 😞😪

[@ohdear1780]

“Wrong.” “I love you.” “....WRONG.” *my last two brain cells having an argument.*

[@JoshSweetvale]

And then he died.

[@DevilGeneImbued]

4:30 "I love you" the look is so fucking priceless, and only topped later 5:00 by "I didn't mean on THIS..... Seriously, i need cable"

[@vash6887]

Kutner: I love you. Lol kutner I love you.

[@limcritiques]

@@dylantruong897 so many years, yet too soon

[@hopemikaelson9223]

4:30 House's face of disbelief is the face of the professor when you say something dumb in class.

[@ThatLaloBoy]

I did this in my history class. My teacher was asking for an answer after everyone was silent. He randomly picked people asking for something besides "I don't know." My friend answered with "I lack the knowledge relevant to answering this question." followed by me saying "I love you?" which was an inside joke in the class. Everyone just started laughing.

[@RobynHarris]

Cameron: I am *NOT* giving you cable, you’re going to have to somehow survive on the broadcast networks alone. House: That would be fine on Tuesdays. The first five seasons of House aired on the Fox Broadcast Network, on Tuesdays. 😎

[@salenebrom6476]

RobynHarris hah

[@lowspbg7747]

House coming up.... On a Tuesday 😂

[@CheerfullyCynical829]

HA HA. Meta humor.

[@WelcomeBackMeHere]

In the evening though, presumably? After working hours? So it wouldn't matter in terms of whether House is gonna have cable in the office or not.

[@KRWBYProductions]

*Kutner puts on his best angry face* "NO!" House: "I didn't mean on *this*." *Kutner looks like a deer in the headlights* A cinnamon roll taken way too soon...

[@Jack-sy8mr]

Hey KRWBY watching house Cool to see you here ❤️🤍🖤💛

[@ilo3456]

Thanks Obama

[@pyromaniac2104]

Well this is a crossover didn't see coming

[@faizalqorni3611]

@@ilo3456 appropriate meme well done

[@danboy12342]

Wow krwby watches house?

[@MinhVu-ef8qh]

"I'd love a new puppy. My last one was delicious. Very tender". OMG i'm dying hahahaha

[@moniquesalazar1708]

He does speak Mandarin

[@Kncperseus]

Kutner: "I love you" House: "Only Wilson gets to love me. Wrong!"

[@guibox3]

"She conspired with her co-workers to teach me that some things are more important than cable. I'm going to have to teach them that they are wrong." Hahahahahaha!!!

[@cjay7591]

I aspire to be on the same level of petty as House.

[@ButterscotchTHC]

The synergy of the cast and the material they were given will never cease to amaze me.

[@dragonage200]

Kutner is so cute “I love you” and “no!”

[@zanderbarnwell1887]

House would have to destroy 325,000 gloves

[@liamgriffin218]

Zander Barnwell better get to it then.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@liamgriffin218 What's the fuck is wrong with you, guy jut did the Math.

[@user-ox4ro4hw6m]

Bold of you to assume he wouldn't have done it

[@danieldosso2455]

One glove per day, 365 days per year 890 years until all the gloves are gone

[@gerstein03]

MajesticBiscuit that's a lie

[@frankm3214]

House acts like he's making minimum wage.

[@ThatLaloBoy]

Well he is the least paid doctor in the hospital since his malpractice insurance is one of the most expensive and his legal cost are far more expensive than other doctors for reasons that should be pretty obvious. He also has no other choice as very few hospitals are willing to put up with him, especially towards the end of the series.

[@ArgonTheAware]

@@ThatLaloBoy And he blows all his money on hookers

[@thekeith1221]

@@ThatLaloBoy and Vicodin?

[@Saintbow]

@@thekeith1221 Vicodin is covered under his insurance due to the screw up from the hospital misdiagnosing him that forced him to choose to be put into a coma and then his muscle was hacked out of him. Trust me, pain meds are dirt cheap with any health coverage plan. It's cheaper/more lucrative (repeat customers) for them to drug you up versus fixing you. Even when they di "fix" you, you are left on pain pills for the rest of your life. I'm on 325 mg oxycodones every day, for the rest of my life, due to some tomfuckery the doctors and hospital did.

[@markstanley6605]

@@AndikaClassic American Airlines

[@endlessacrificedsons]

Kutner was the best of the new three.. Sucks what happened to him on the show though..😕

[@watcher6935]

Sairam Subramani , sucks even more when actors, schedules and contracts with shows don't work out......that's in my sarcastic House. 😉

[@xxdropdeadxx6679]

My 2 fav are kutner n 13

[@mastershooter4444]

I know right, thanks obama

[@endlessacrificedsons]

CanadianWatcher 693 yeah when the White House comes calling you don’t say no.. Oh wait maybe you do.. but not back then 😒

[@TeppiaxD]

@@xxdropdeadxx6679 huh that's funny, Taub and Chase were my Favs.

[@ashleygrant3131]

The most sincere House has ever been: “… seriously, I need cable.”

[@aileencastaneda3724]

I want to be petty as House throwing stuff around, in general. 4:32 I’m dead 💀 I loved the way he hesitated.

[@JoshSweetvale]

And so is Kutner.

[@KBSQE]

whenever he's in the cafeteria you hardly see anyone behind the counter, that's because they disappear when House walks in

[@mdelcast]

Cameron is perfection

[@kronus4915]

Back In the day when ancient civilisations watched tv

[@Thalanox]

It's such a hard time in our history to imagine. A time when programming wasn't available on demand at our convenience, starting shortly after it was released to the public, and then available at almost any time afterwards.

[@kronus4915]

@@Thalanox that's why we all come back to this show.. for the nostalgia

[@smurfyday]

Kronus really dumb how people say they don't watch TV, but then they Waycross Netflix, KZbin etc.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@smurfyday It's Internet not TV. Well, Netflix is a cross between TV and Internet.

[@dardo1201]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 for a time you had internet/computer tv, where you had to have a seperate chip on your tv to fully use it as a television believe. Nowadays I got digital tv and can just use my providers app to watch it on any pc/laptop/smartphone in the entire EU.

[@monam5962]

House could be Sherlock Holmes if he wanted to ..Oh ,wait .

[@crossbearer6453]

Mona M yep he is based off Sherlock Holmes

[@bradsimpson8724]

@@crossbearer6453 r/whoosh

[@dragon22214]

@@bradsimpson8724 get that reddit bullshit off you tube

[@shigfoogins9080]

Kumar got his shit together and finally became a doctor!

[@KaiatheSiberianHusky]

and then killed himself

[@ngawangsangpo821]

Does anyone else notice or is it just me that at 3:18 cuddy necklace is no longer than but in the next frame it's around her neck again.... Was that a mistake they made while shooting????

[@feiticeiras]

Ngawang Sangpo Good eye! Pretty bad continuity error for them to let slip by!

[@ToasterStud]

It was there the whole time. Idk what you’re talking about. Look a little closer

[@zabaoth]

No. It was a metaphor about how uncertain the perception of reality of people are, so one can experience one thing and other something completely different.

[@architectsxiii5379]

@@zabaoth Lol that's an awfully huge stretch. It's no metaphor, it's a mistake. Happens even in big hollywood movies. It's called taking the same shot multiple times and forgetting to match the shots.

[@zabaoth]

@@architectsxiii5379 Whoosh. It was a reference of Bojack Horseman. But even if you don't watch it, it's a reference of how fanboys try to find deeper meaning and ignore mistakes in the shows they fanboy about.

[@adamplace1414]

"I'll be fine on Tuesdays" is the most sly self-referential moment on TV. Very slick. Especially since this episode was the only one to first air on a Sunday (the post Super Bowl show).

[@nathangraves6642]

House's face was priceless when Kutner said that

[@SecundaXV]

3:57 & 4:03 The cop patted on the doctor's back twice lol

[@pottersky1]

"Seriously, I need cable." That was priceless for me.

[@MrDeamon1]

That second "wrong" is priceless.

[@ZacAttackLeader]

Kutner was such a gem to this series... his suicide really was a shock to us all.

[@NoName-wr6yq]

No one gonna give them props for dropping the premiere thing?

[@khyati7733]

Loll

[@ianmccown]

House wanting cable in this episode, and House wanting his old parking spot in a different one are the best 😂

[@ottokarl5427]

"Seriously, I need cable..." House sounds so vulnerable here aww :(

[@EhCanadianGamer]

"How much is 13 grand divided by 4 cents?" LOL!

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

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[@hollyb6885]

4:30- Kutner was great! ❤❤

[@luckyasmr1374]

4:30 Kills me every time.

[@nicktroisi6347]

Cameron’s smile as she walks away was too funny

[@blacktimhoward4322]

5:05 Kutner's confidence vanished like an ice cube in the desert

[@darxlord7857]

Kutner: “I love you” Something I would say randomly to someone I know in a situation like this 💀

[@jasonn.5115]

The "I love you" kills me every time xD

[@saintthyagarajasaravanan9124]

The guy makes up rules and immediately breaks them when it is against him 😁😂😂😂

[@TwoTwoFourSix]

okay so this show is really based on house and his inner thoughts, if you characterize each character that isnt house in the diagnostics department as his thoughts or selves, itll piece everything together nicely

[@vash6887]

13grand/4cents = 325000 gloves

[@Hassony523]

Vaishnavi Hudiya you did the math.

[@vash6887]

@@Hassony523 did u check it?

[@Hassony523]

Vaishnavi Hudiya no i'm just impressed .

[@vash6887]

@@Hassony523 that I divided 13/4?

[@Hassony523]

Vaishnavi Hudiya that you were kind enough to tell us how much. Anyone can divide that with their calculators.

[@killermogle]

I'm glad Kumar made it through medical school

[@TheJFS123]

Love it. I was just about to post the same comment but saw that you beat me to it. Great minds think alike

[@imUnread]

Yep was also gonna say the same thing lmao. I watched those movies so many times

[@KaiatheSiberianHusky]

then he killed himself, lolol

[@garfreal3009]

@@KaiatheSiberianHusky pfft

[@oussamaokbi]

Except he didn't :3

[@glennhoddle10]

Jennifer Morrison looked so cute on House.

[@sidra7788]

It still breaks my heart how the writers deliberately wrecked her character 😒

[@Secondadmendment]

House will get what he wants. I wish I had employees like that. Imagine the power

[@soonamisapphire2425]

4:29 I LOVE YOU

[@Foodzilla]

2:23 always gets me. lmaoooooooo

[@isaacgraham5727]

“Heh, I have successfully sacrificed my personal career options in order to win an argument with House: Game, set and match I am clearly over him!”

[@starwarfan8342]

Glad we got a short update on the soundwaves. It was a make or break moment for the whole clip

[@ABDIRAHMAN_A]

I wouldn’t survive a week if House was my supervisor 😂

[@sarasamaletdin4574]

It’s funny how difficult he is to his new fwllows but when he gets attached to them it’s very hard for him to let them go.

[@bkwilcox23]

I love how all of House’s minions came clean but made it immediately clear that they were still going to do it

[@hummus1973]

House shows how he’s the true successor to chase in this episode

[@MIS315]

0:55 😂😂😂 I love meta jokes

[@lukaavaliani9294]

*Insert overused lupus joke below*

[@KingMindless]

*Insert "Insert overused lupus joke below" to try and get likes*

[@bastaudio]

Cables gone? It's lupus.

[@lukaavaliani9294]

@@KingMindless *insert "insert "insert overused lupus joke below" to try and get like" to try and get likes*

[@flisko123]

nice try kid

[@brandylorraine]

The cable has lupus

[@octolockg5059]

House has a point though. He'd never let them get fired because of what he wants them to do. He'd find a way to get them back.

[@saraal8432]

This episode should’ve been called “House needs cable tv” 🤣🤣🤣

[@1cioda]

God i loved Kutner. Really wish he was around longer. Though i understand why he left.

[@edward754]

"There is nothing to be done.. She screwed up.. Shes got nobody to blame but her self" "They conspired to try to teach me a lesson I'm gonna have to teach them that they are wrong"💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@TheFrogspawnedOne]

The guy at 1:44 looks a lot like this Gordon Ramsay guy the comment sections keep mentioning.

[@teebee522]

The cable companies should've used this scene with House ending with, "I NEED CABLE!"

[@kirto1095]

4:30 I LOVE YOUUUUU

[@andreaswill615]

Wrong...

[@peaceman97amd97]

Cartner: house will gets what he wants 😂😂 his face says it all

[@MarkHyde]

"I didn't mean on this...."

[@TheBugsbunny1988]

House I too need cable....... Please help 😂😂😂

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

Blahaha

[@epiphany.is.my.epithet]

Cameron: I A M O V E R H O U S E Also Cameron: 2:16

[@ihateithere810]

Anyone realize the voices are higher than they’re supposed to be

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

I think they do it to avoid copyright infringement or how the hell it's called

[@isa2758]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 but it is the official channel of the show...

[@Parktheparklebarkle]

Hollow Shell I mean you can just check the about page of this channel, it says that this is the official House MD channel.

[@JMittenkit]

Me: I love you. Crush: WRONG

[@standardcake18]

I would kill to have a doctor house around my local hospital whenever I go in. It would be so much fun to watch

[@wjzav1971]

Sometimes I wonder what hospital staff and patients, who overhear snippets of House's discussions, are thinking.

[@tenshi.kurama]

"I need you to stand up to me, now go pay for my cable" "No." "Not on this I need cable."

[@HeavyNewYork]

I got an ad from Spectrum before this video. Never thought that would actually be awesome!!

[@khushik247]

4:30 lol 😂😂

[@SuriOokami]

3:15 - 3:19, Cuddy owns a disappearing necklace, apparently.

[@ESFAndy011]

Looking closely, I think I see it peeking very slightly from the left/her right.

[@Chris_Cross]

How does House always manage to stay ten steps ahead of everyone else?

[@dragon22214]

Cause hes supposed to be a parody of Sherlock holmes

[@gastonborda5607]

There's 2 reasons! The obvious one is that it's because that's how the show was written, but that's not a fun reason. The fun reason is that he's just that smart. He is good at analyzing and so he can figure people out and then he messes with them. He uses this to get what he wants, but he also uses it to teach lessons. He's basically the batman of his universe

[@seanmeehan6717]

House is a petty genius and it’s great

[@franklinbrea3285]

What’s funny is House likes to watch General hospital as he’s said it on the show a couple times

[@FelipeKana1]

And he got the cable...

[@stark1987]

god im in love with morrison

[@zingarusrayyastani5177]

X2

[@claybradley6122]

0:31 LMMFAO!!!

[@Moses20005]

I deeply, truly, from the bottom of my heart hope I can aspire to be half as petty as House

[@multiestonian]

The only person who can fight House on his level, is Dr.Wilson.

[@nishok938]

Honestly, a very good lesson that a lot of people could benefit from.

[@edward754]

I'm just like house when it comes to playing games haha I'll do WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN EVEN IF I HAVE TO SACRIFICE MORE THAN WHAT ILL GET AS A REWARD💯

[@edward754]

💯

[@joshh6376]

hey everyone, robots, not a perfect comment, but hey, i just wanted to say, i really like how they kept the old main cast around the hospital while bringing in new people.

[@anastethiamurlin755]

Kutner was the one who is adding taste to the team 😥

[@wjzav1971]

What you're supposed to say! We're sorry. Wrong I love you. [beat] *Wrong!* That killed me XD

[@martinofenzi858]

If only House knew... that “NOOO” could have been a simple “no”

[@TheBoneVampire]

I wish Kutner was on the show longer :/

[@QueenOfTheNorth65]

“I’ll be fine on Tuesdays.” 😂😂😂

[@sadriper8747]

4:30 Got me there not gonna lie