Why Are YOU Here? | House M.D..

[@QueenShireen]

I'm a doctor, and I need a doctor * faints in best position possible *

[@wiwbssjh8233]

Close, recovery position is on the left side I believe

[@QueenShireen]

@@wiwbssjh8233 I know but close enough to still be funny :)

[@hellzila]

Well, she is a doctor 😅

[@gavincarstens6497]

reminds me of the how did you get in here. I'm a locksmith & I'm a locksmith

[@clairbradshaw1351]

i'm a doctor too not really but maybe i can help

[@azizulislamashiksm-1842]

6:21 I still remember this moment where House stares at Thirteen for some time cause he knows she is losing her peripheral vision. Foreman eventually had to switch the meds.

[@andreil1313]

She needed surgery, and lost her vision for a while..

[@mugil501]

@bila lagi? Same here😅

[@Tiagotaf]

I would stare at her indefinitely because she's just stunning to look at.

[@sirbirbton]

Eyyy nice time stamp

[@sirbirbton]

@@Tiagotaf Alright buddy, calm down

[@cchewwitup]

i just wanted to point out, theres like absolutely no way a hospitol could go a day without an elevator

[@mattstorm360]

Meaning the elevators weren't down.

[@Nick-jb4xi]

No hospital of that size has only TWO elevators in a single location. There MUST be other elevators for service & patient transport. Why he didn't want to go use those is anyone's guess.

[@Eli-uu4vt]

Totally agree. EMTs everywhere would flip their lids.

[@jasperoshea7831]

@@Nick-jb4xi thank YOU for POINTING that out my GOOD man.

[@92brunod]

How about 2 minutes like it happens in the show?

[@damianxd720]

she diagnosed herself while she was falling to the floor, that's pretty epic.

[@1SSJA]

House did so on his three legs episode, AND he's actually still curing people

[@DeathnoteBB]

Kinda sad that she clearly had to, though, the guy looking right at her was just gonna keep berating her

[@mikehemraj9240]

She *also* protected her head with her arm as she hit the floor. What a gigachad 😳😳

[@damianxd720]

btw in case anyone's wondering when I wrote this, I was making fun of it for being cheesy.

[@aliceramdom.s]

@@mikehemraj9240 huh?

[@ForbGrott321]

"A warm apple fritter makes me happy doesn't mean it fulfills me as a person" this is my life in a nutshell

[@magmat0585]

Pizza. Pizza makes me happy. It might not fulfill me, but it does fill me.

[@ForbGrott321]

@@magmat0585 Agreed

[@SeanHartnett-t8c]

life is about the little pleasures

[@terryesrom4607]

In 1967 in Portland Oregon my brother was diagnosed with Retinoblastoma in both eyes, they removed one eye and saved the other, at the time it was considered to be a milestone in eye cancer treatment. He was still informed that he would most likely live to be around 15 years of age. My brother was an all state defensive end in high school starting at age 15 as a freshman and until he graduated He lived to be 59 years old passing away last March 2nd from cancer of course. Retinoblastoma.

[@terryesrom4607]

He did not die from the same cancer but but once you have had it you are vulnerable to it.

[@kashu7691]

wow, you must be so proud of him. best wishes

[@dankmeme682]

Yeah the D-Line is usually filled with the sturdiest folk Comforting to hear he took his chances and lived a life, pray we all take this to heart

[@theelephantintheroom69]

@@terryesrom4607 or, the reason you got it the first time is likely going to cause it again

[@THEMAX00000]

Sorry for your loss sir

[@leecraciun]

i like the way Foreman rushed to pick up the cane instead of helping House up

[@xFucur]

He would have refused help like he always did

[@De34thl1v3s]

He knows house too well. He wouldn’t have accepted his help

[@Jen-xl9ph]

That was his way to help House. Foreman held the cane while House used the cane to get up. House wouldn’t have accepted a hand to pull himself off the ground. He is too proud and stubborn for that.

[@fighder2]

Its ironic that 13 was for big picture here since she later opted to be happy instead of saving people as a doctor. Although House did baited her into becoming a doctor again for a few days, 13 really just wanted to be happy instead and accepted House's offer to be fired.

[@thecjwolfpack]

Seeing a knife in a House M.D. episode is like seeing a thumbtack in a Final Destination movie.

[@1SSJA]

LMFAO

[@rattlin9194]

"Horrible diseases exist, doesn't men we should give up recreational... anything" You said it Foreman 👍

[@mason2170]

mean*

[@MartinSFesty]

Ohh, boy, here I go recreational killing again!

[@FranciumBoron]

@@MartinSFesty You go, bro! Get those infidels!

[@mikaelarutyunov9578]

@@MartinSFesty What?

[@mikaelarutyunov9578]

I do not think that is right

[@yehiasaber3732]

House : " does it show ? " Me who watched the entire show : " It really doesn't "

[@paranoidandroid6095]

House: I want a bigger cabinet but in the same place and a raise Cuddie: no House: thank you

[@brentage5000]

The happiest he ever was was when he drove off to somewhere with his dying best friend in the finale....after blowing up his job.

[@AL3X1KUS]

@@brentage5000 Actually i would like to argue that he was his happiest when Stacy came back, during late 1st season, early 2nd season. I'm pretty sure Stacy eventually left NJ in S2:E7 or 8.

[@discoveryman59]

I love House!! There's nothing that comes closes to this show today!!

[@gliderydin2911]

You couldn't get away with half the comments made in this show cause of all the woke people complaining about their feelings getting hurt

[@welchieez]

Na bro, attaway general claps so much harder than this.

[@Toxic_Tendencies8]

I can argue the sopranos was better but it’s all preference

[@agent6941]

@@Toxic_Tendencies8 who the hell is Sopranos ?

[@pvrrpghxst7867]

@@agent6941 HBO show about mafia 2nd best show ever made aside from the wire

[@yaserthe1]

Lol she literally faints in to the recovery position.

[@LaNguyenBTong]

Wait. I thought lying on the other side is better for rest because the stomach won't press against the liver. Do you mind enlightening me!?

[@gooseguy1641]

@@LaNguyenBTong No, you're right. The recovery position is on the left side, but it's still a good way to fall.

[@anyatrioli3734]

If you are prone to fainting or have experience with it, and you know it might be coming you try to make it as safe as possible.

[@Sora_Halomon]

@@anyatrioli3734 Definitely not the same thing but me and my mom have MD which means we fall a lot, and learning to fall in the least damaging way possible is such a good skill to learn.

[@joelmavity1467]

Kutner was such a good character. He was smart, funny, and good with House. Too bad he had to leave the show.

[@oz_jones]

Thanks, Obama

[@limcritiques]

@@oz_jones if there's ever been a more appropriate time to say that

[@JA9339]

Guy had a chance and took it, anyone would do the same

[@prathameshtakane7354]

His watch stayed with house for a long time though.

[@Equipthepan]

His character was anything but smart

[@jeremiahaglover]

Taub - _Stabs a patient with a giant needle_ Patient- _Bleeds into the needle_ Taub - "My God she's full of blood."

[@mikey5985]

well he stabbed her stomach, and it shouldnt have blood,at least, not be full of it.

[@sebastianpobletecarvalho5081]

That´s nothing, the X-rays showed there was a spooky skeleton hiding inside her

[@horsepuncher95]

I know this is a joke but theres literally not meant to be blood in it lol

[@m4xjac]

@@horsepuncher95 if you know it a joke why'd you bite ?

[@horsepuncher95]

@@m4xjac Because the implication of the joke is that she is *obviously* bleeding because he put a needle in her stomach. It irked me a lil hence the comment, but I'm self aware enough to know I'm just being pedantic for no good reason \o/

[@solarisveritatis1086]

"I'm a doctor and I need a doctor" after diagnosing yourself is so badass.

[@lucasriley4339]

The person who wrote the description was having a stroke.

[@3lttlbrds]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 forreal

[@Motorhead1977]

Memdbers

[@wessltov]

"question answers their own happiness"

[@kaylielewis4871]

Nah I think it was Lupus

[@triciaramgoolam4045]

IIRC, she was basically experiencing one giant period. I cant remember the technical term, but that's what House called it.

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

Ectopic endometriosis

[@triciaramgoolam4045]

@@EssexAggiegrad2011 Thank you.

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

@@triciaramgoolam4045 No problem

[@vsync]

@@EssexAggiegrad2011 that sounds horrible

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

@@vsync Probably is

[@isaacW]

Only a doctor would fall in the recovery position 1:10

[@vernosredshire2927]

oh damm she did. you are sharp!

[@ubermass4202]

i didnt know House wanted to apply to clown college , well, hes not happy being a doctor, so it makes sense i guess....

[@TheOfficialOriginalChad]

As discussed, happiness and fulfillment are different things 😉

[@monaghandavid]

He later gives up on clown college and creates a sketch comedy group with Stephen Fry. His fake British accent is decent.

[@NewWesternFront]

god hands his silliest battlest to his funniest clowns

[@cambrie7946]

Well, clown college paid off for Saul Goodman. He seems happy enough.

[@l.a.3479]

It was sarcasm, wasn't it?

[@aburntnugget]

Someone give the person who keeps this channel alive a raise please!!!

[@Σωτηρης-η7ε]

Its like the actual shows channel

[@aburntnugget]

@@Σωτηρης-η7ε Yeah I know?

[@Ducktility]

@@aburntnugget That person has already been given a raise after my similar comment on the last video

[@spacegerrit9499]

These trained doctors are always RAMMING those needles in their patients.

[@londonm3161]

she had endometriosis btw. when I first saw this episode, I was too young to have started my period. I thought man, wouldn't that be just awful to have. I was diagnosed with the exact condition when I was 20, it had spread up through my abdomen, into my spine, on my liver, and my personal favorite, IN MY SINUSES. turns out the weird nosebleeds were, in fact, me having my period out of my nose. super cool

[@Tottosmile]

The sinuses 😬 that sounds awful. Hope you're doing good

[@londonm3161]

@@Tottosmile I am doing fantastically actually! my gynecologist spotted the endo symptoms immediately and both started me on a progesterone-only birth control immediately and had me in surgery within three months. it was much worse than he expected, and we figured out it was in my sinuses because once I was in birth control induced amenorrhea, the chunky 2 hour long nosebleeds stopped completely. I have not had a nosebleed in four years

[@Tottosmile]

@@londonm3161 That's so good to hear! Everyone should have access to a good gynecologist.

[@londonm3161]

@@Tottosmile absolutely. I know I got insanely lucky with my gynecologist, he was only the second one I saw and I'd only had symptoms for 7 years when he diagnosed me. he and my mother both felt bad that I had suffered for so long, but he actually didn't know he was only the second person I saw, and he (rightfully) preened a little when I told him I was the luckiest endo patient alive in seeing him. he also comforted my mother, who felt like a horrible parent because she suspected I had endo but she couldn't afford to take me to an OBGYN when I was a teenager. an absolute 10/10 man

[@tolstoy143]

Wow, that sounds awful, I hope you’re OK now!

[@deadmansfire]

Quicker than a House comeback

[@EUROPAMusicOfficialChannel]

The tripwire part had me rolling. I really need to actually watch this show.

[@zyaicob]

you really do

[@JudahMaccabee_]

You haven't watched House? tf?

[@AvyScottandFlower]

Last time I was SO early.. .. It STILL wasn't Lupus!

[@AL3X1KUS]

it was in one episode, i'd say during season 3.

[@georgeschnakenberg7808]

"Im here because i want to help people" he is such an underrated actor

[@gasser5001]

I had spontaneous pneumothorax, didn't pass out... the cough was on point but def didn't pass out. Couldn't breath laying down... that's when I knew to go to the hospital. Good times...

[@l.a.3479]

So sorry.

[@kmarch6630]

That's the difference in Cuddy and Foreman. Cuddy would argue, Foreman walks away.

[@tazmaniandevil4421]

"I was expecting Kenobi..."

[@nutegunray3265]

Hello there!

[@tazmaniandevil4421]

@@nutegunray3265 "General Kenobi!"

[@GT-um7so]

I love how he's using his cane backwards from how he should be on the stairs lol. The cane should be helping when that foot is on the ground, not the other

[@billmoran3812]

I sometimes switch sides with my cane in situations like that. You can hold onto the handrail and use the cane for balance. When you need the help, things come naturally.

[@dysmissme7343]

House famously uses his cane wrong at all times, I never noticed until I had to use one myself but now it’s just maddening to watch

[@augustuscaeser5895]

@@dysmissme7343 if i recall correctly it’s because using a cane causes asymmetric muscle development that can actually mess with your gait even if you were previously healthy. So he had to change up how he pretended to use his cane to avoid actually needing it.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@augustuscaeser5895 Why didn’t they just hire someone who needs a cane, or not have House need a cane

[@da.loulou]

@@DeathnoteBB Because Hugh Laurie is most of the show's charm; And because House needing a cane is one of the main concepts of the show.

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

The first time I've seen House use the cane correctly. When he's going up the stairs, he has the cane on his unaffected side instead of the affected side where he usually keeps it when walking. So the show did pay attention to how canes work, it's just that House is stubborn enough to use it incorrectly when walking.

[@CloneDaddy]

I tore a knee ligament a couple of months ago, and using the cane correctly took no weight off the bad leg, whatsover, and I couldn't get around. So, I leaned heavily on the cane on the wrong side, and lo, I could walk again. Now the knee doesn't hurt so much and I can put weight on it again, it might be time for me to switch sides for the sake of my posture, now that the cane is just for support and balance.

[@cww2490]

He could still help people as a plastic surgeon. Plenty of burn victims and people disfigured and what else. He just likely wouldn't have been paid as well if he worked on people who can't afford it. Maybe not at all. Not too informed on the matter.

[@sarasamaletdin4574]

I think he just meant working plastic surgery for rich people for those vanity projects. If he is going to take lower pay why not the challenging and interesting job? It was the money Taub liked with his former job, not the title. And it would be more depressing to treat burn victims than be on House’s team solving puzzles. And although we don’t see it I assume the rest of the doctors in the hospital are pretty impressed by ther work. In real life plenty of these case are less than one in a million change of occurring so most never will treat them.

[@rsoxboy]

I've had a spontaneous pneumothorax before. The show's depiction is totally accurate! I never had blue lips, had no sinus issues, from what I understand if you have back pain it will be around the shoulder blade, and never came close to feinting. Even drove myself to the doctor, then the radiologist, and then the hospital to get the chest tube. Gosh I love how medical TV shows are so close to real life.

[@rsoxboy]

Also a spontaneous pneumothorax most commonly occurs in young, white, skinny, athletic males. I'm glad it finally started branching out to include middle-age, black, average weight, sedentary females.

[@jillibeens57]

@@rsoxboy My brother, 6'3 approx 160 lbs collapsed at work due to a pneumothorax. His right upper lobe had a bleb. (still not sure about how that came about). He was athletic as well. Survived it. Strange human body.

[@PiecieRoneJones]

You know that "most commonly" ≠ "always" right? Also, a lot of things can manifest in a great number of ways.

[@SaHaRaSquad]

Oh look how many medical geniuses and show writers we have here. If only they'd hired you instead of medical advisors.

[@jillibeens57]

@@SaHaRaSquad I see no one claiming to be a medical genius. Geez, chill.

[@stur]

this hair suits Olivia Wilde so much

[@Chris-ey7zy]

This guy should play DR Doom in the Marvel Universe. No one would mess with how smart House is

[@Dominiquetd]

I think the doctor made the right decision for herself.

[@Random_Ax3]

I feel sad for House since he couldn’t use the elevators. It seems like they’re his favourite things in the show (maybe besides other things)

[@cunningsmile4166]

Who DID that?

[@alanhelton]

I’m ALWAYS glad to see her here!!!!

[@sheboyganshovel5920]

Note to Hugh Laurie: most patients who use mobility aids such as canes do not employ them on stairs. The rail serves the same purpose.

[@Matt561]

I think part of House's character is how badly he uses his cane

[@joemcguire9988]

Princeton Plainsboro Hospital: come because you have a mysterious life threatening ailment, stay so our doctors can judge you, interrogate you about your life choices, and then attempt to apply the lessons they learn to their own lives.

[@carlosmujun]

This interaction is incredible 4:36

[@Soutrikfriends]

Huge huge huge respect to the person running this channel

[@ethelredhardrede1838]

Its advertising for watching full episodes.

[@gingercyclops4397]

2:00 30 years too late to cure it, Was born with retinoblastoma in 99

[@carrejojorge]

Gotta love the editing.. I'm watching the episode now..

[@maryraven1776]

She really is a chef 👩🏻‍🍳 and now she really is a doctor 👩🏼‍⚕️

[@drwilsonstoenailpolish3194]

I was watching house when the notification popped up

[@tejaswinibanubakode5135]

It always (most of the time) happens to me.

[@helloitismetomato]

Imagine if healthcare was like this in real life

[@ThePa1riot]

My Dad’s job would be both more stressful and entertaining.

[@srsusansummers3070]

😅

[@TheCornucopiaProject-bd5jk]

House’s detective mind is always at work. We could say it’s lucky he choose this profession instead of being a politician or criminal

[@arkbjorn]

0:05 Ok that hair has to be alive. (girl carrying the plates)

[@bigtub1101]

We need a compilation of all the times House has fallen down

[@jonesjoestar]

Taub's voice sounds so good in this clip

[@JohnDoe-tm9wz]

"I don't wanna make any assumptions about your feelings for me but I do have a birthday coming up" 🙌🏻

[@ARSZLB]

that old chef sounds EXACTLY like Taub wtf

[@XpVersusVista]

you want to know the one sad thing about getting into the medical field? you spot all the medical faults in this brilliant show :( you don't turn your head because you lose peripheral vision, you turn your head because ocular mobility is impaired. since Huntington doesn't cause motor disfunction in the eyes, the medication would have to be the cause, by impairing her ocular abduction (conjugate gaze palsy). This would cause her to move her head, since she can't move her eyes.

[@morneotto4881]

This show was far better than most medical dramas, that include Nip Tuck, ER , Royal Pains. Tell me I am lying

[@drpizza8546]

They later revealed she had a tumor pressing on occipital lobe . She may have homonymous hemianopia with macular sparing causing tunnel vision where central vision is best so only moving eyeball may not suffice and she had to compensate by turning head

[@ImperativeGames]

What? I understood that scene in a way that House implied that Forman was giving her "powerful untested drugs" which caused her to lose sight, starting from the sides, which you can call "peripheral vision", well, in a common way.

[@actionbash2]

It's tv man. You shoot cars and they explode.

[@meph5291]

Try majoring in computer science and watching hacking scenes. I am in.

[@supertrinigamer]

Jesus I've never been this early. P.S We should do a test to see if the videos with 13 in the thumbnail have more views than the others.

[@notyourbruh]

Aight we come back in few day to see the view count

[@gragasbenim1108]

See you in a few years

[@KellyKar]

Or compare two videos that are already out and came out relatively at the same time, one with Remy in the title, and one without it?

[@chucksolutions4579]

It could be lupus?

[@RudyBleeker]

It's Olivia Wilde, the answer should be obvious

[@amunra4015]

Why is that waitresses pony tail swinging all over the place when she walks at the 0:03?

[@generalgrievous4254]

Because it’s long hair! It’s been two years, how has life treated you?

[@amunra4015]

@@generalgrievous4254 Life's been good! Yeah she has long hair, but its like there is a motor or something on that ponytail making it swing. She's not even walking in a way to make the hair swing. Its crazy!

[@Rydogger]

It's lupus

[@jeannin.wallace2795]

7:17 this goes full circle season 7 when he tried that unproven experimental drug based on RATS..

[@ratman1945]

More mouse bites

[@jeannin.wallace2795]

@@ratman1945 MORE MOUSE BITES. *insert Foreman losing his mind picture*

[@pedrocasique7352]

¡Ése pinche Gregorio es una meeelcooochaaaaaaa!

[@StudioMod]

pause at 3:43 goddess

[@atavy]

How that dude cuts the onions at the beginning pains me. You clearly see he is an actor xD

[@nagys36snn]

YEAH, but they still gave him the line??????????

[@Desertphile]

"First he lung deflates like me after a cold shower...."

[@AngelJimenez-cs4yq]

5:40 why did she drink so much blood?

[@teodelfuego]

Who set the trip wire?

[@garykinmun]

I'm a simple man. I see 13. I click like.

[@AhNee]

Why would he reconstitute those porcini? They're FRESH!

[@oderalon]

5:54 there you have it :)

[@lmd499]

This show is great

[@enkiimuto1041]

0:02 that woman hair is waving so high

[@bobcougar77]

I forget, who set the trip wire?

[@mcj4129]

Greetings from Fiji 🇫🇯

[@ayakasalih4189]

2:30 did they prank House?

[@Max-rn3eb]

wake up babe new house clip dropped

[@westmcgee9320]

How much more notice could someone possible give you that they’re a faint risk? Maybe take the knife away and catch her?

[@zozzarogeorge6720]

Forman was perfect for his role.

[@MagyarGaben]

Unpopular opinion (i think) but I actually hated how in the later seasons every character became a mini House, complete with witty demeanor and sarcastic remarks

[@rpleycreek]

Spelling mistake in the description, lol "The memdbers of the. team"

[@joenavo7797]

Does anyone what the title of this episode is?

[@romulusnr]

By the way, 84 + 14 doesn't equal 100. House wouldn't approve of your math :P

[@paufemza.8026]

0:04... that some serious hair dangling back and forth. lol... how much is her head rocking in that simple walk?

[@thisisdk7859]

I guess her walk has major bounce or hips are swinging, LOL!

[@CrimsonRayne]

Cuddy once said that houses department costs 10 mill a year and Taub says he works for pennies. They should be making at least 10k a week.. each

[@davidturner6280]

The one posting the videos was so focused on 13 beauty that got a stroke and proceeded to write the description.

[@dylanfox8597]

Looking back, this show is very interesting as a depiction of disability.

[@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen]

So who set the trip wire--and why?

[@thatonehorriblesibling]

I looked in the description and I think it might be Dr Cuddy, apparently it was to "give him a taste of his own medicine". I haven't actually watched the full episode but that is my best guess.

[@FruitPonchi]

Wait i am still on season 1 where's doc chase??

[@HKRazieL]

13 ate him

[@christan4913]

Anyone notice the Dr playing chef lips turned purple in the time it took her to say I'm a Dr to I need a Dr?

[@ag-dn1vl]

someone had a bad time writing the description

[@twavee]

Pause at 6:53 and see what you get

[@swimfast724]

.wait.... why AM I here? Don't I have anything better to do? ..... Nope

[@ionceateapinecone]

I am weirdly frustrated by the chef actor explaining how to cut an onion and then cutting it the exact wrong way

[@rm0234]

So who was pranking house?

[@AndyCutright]

God there is no way she is a chef. Her knife handling skills are awful - look how she splays her hand. You can't hold something & cut it effectively like that. This episode should have started with her cutting her fingers off. Jeebuz.

[@rm0234]

Cooking classes

[@cookies23z]

ooo, that detail, as she is about to fall she braces her head because she knows she will fall, cool

[@theSixthInternationalist]

I had a spontaneous pneumothorax in May...

[@xxhearttommo8755]

me too 😳

[@theSixthInternationalist]

@@xxhearttommo8755 oof

[@gmark007isGianmarcoMaioli]

“Does it show?”

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

Ok yeah, making a cripple walk up stairs is bad enough haha get it out of your system you terrible person, but a trip wire that could end up killing him if he lands the wrong way? Now we have a problem.

[@horvathszilveszter]

Never chop onions like that. Never.

[@froggydoodle808]

Why?

[@nagys36snn]

@@froggydoodle808 I mean it's just random cutting. So idk if you really can learn it. For proper dicing just look up any video on youtube. They'll do the technique the actor is talking about, but ironically not doing.

[@queenquinn8340]

The way I cackled when he fell. 😂😂😂😂

[@with_vee]

What episode is this?

[@RealHealthyGuidance]

The one with your mom.

[@dragon22214]

Shows never talk about the good things plastic surgeons do