Dr. Wilson Gets Dosed with Speed | House M.D. | MD TV

[@_Francis_York_Morgan]

I'm not on antidepressants, I'm on (jazz hands) speeeeeeed

[@flyawaytodie]

One of the best lines in the series

[@siramoras]

@@flyawaytodie If not *the* best line xD

[@siramoras]

@@flyawaytodie quite literally but somehow not.. funny :D

[@zoeellison5784]

4:04

[@sz-me]

I have used this line many times.

[@TonyPerez816]

The best part of this scene is Wilson- upon learning that House actually paid for coffee, the first thing he does is check for his wallet. 😂😂😂😂

[@TheEeryTeacher]

XD

[@San-pv]

how did i miss that!!

[@feraltaco4783]

​@@San-pvsame!

[@demontamerbf18]

I can't believe I hadn't realized that, I've watched these scenes so many times, I love hyperactive Wilson.

[@LostInPhilly89]

No, he was reaching for his wallet to reimburse House.

[@hel2727]

my favourite has to be "you dosed me!" "yes, I did, but only because you didn't trust me!"

[@user-xd8xw4ek3i]

"Ahah! You yawned" "Ahah, you tried to kill me"

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

put you on speed when your going out on a date it will make you sound crazy🤣🤣🤣

[@TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp]

I put you on Uppers and you still Yawned

[@raven4k998]

@@TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp I was on speed!!!

[@tonynaylor1860]

"I'm not on anti-depressants on on SPEEEEDDDD!" gets me every time.

[@Lovemademecrazy]

*hand shakey finger moving thingy*

[@Vousie]

@@Lovemademecrazy Spirit fingers.

[@griffins5655]

Gotta say Robert Sean Leonard acting was brilliant in this scene, both him and Hugh are why this show is so great!

[@celtichero9]

I agree 100%

[@largol33t1]

There are only two constant fights that keep me watching this show: House vs Wilson and House vs Cuddy! 😂

[@Dusan_Zdravkovic]

Watch the movie "Tape". All three of 'em were great.

[@l.a.3479]

*Leonard's

[@Drew-bc7zj]

Every time Cuddy is on screen my pants get tight.

[@Earthdemon1]

"Aha! You yawned!" "Aha! You tried to kill me!" One of the best exchanges in the show, and no on can tell me otherwise. Gotta love these two

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

it's time to does you on speed boy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@glitchyglitchy3925]

"You don't know my medical history!" I don't know, House seems like the kind of guy who'd know about the butt rash you had in 4th grade.

[@Ba-kt6ju]

Right but he needed to dose him with speed to prove he was on antidepressants.

[@ralphralpherson9441]

That butt rash was painful, itchy, humiliating, and not fun at all, and Id thank you very much not to bring it up ever again!😒😒

[@gnomerobot6972]

Oddly specific

[@danoc4073]

He knows that the ninfas teach him well 😏

[@TheEeryTeacher]

lmao fr

[@quillmaurer6563]

Wilson knows House well enough to know the coffee is dosed, so he grabs the other one. House knows Wilson well enough to know he's going to do this and puts the dosed coffee in front of himself. Feels like the "Battle of the Wits" scene from Princess Bride. Honestly surprising House didn't use the same approach as Wesley and dose both, he doesn't seem opposed to dosing himself too.

[@KupKate215]

Well where's the fun in it if he's dosed both? Then he doesn't get to blame Wilson for not trusting him with the original cup he offered.

[@mechanomics2649]

If only Wilson had been Sicilian and his life was on the line.

[@maliciousbugman]

@@GossipIsSlander but in studying medicine, House must have learned that man is mortal, so he would have put the speed-laced coffee as far from himself as possible.

[@NoNameAtAll2]

I bet both coffees were dosed "never go against a sicillian when DEATH is on the line!"

[@SunrisenStar]

I always thought House had peed into the cup. "My leg hurt, and I..."

[@tonyesqueda9186]

That patient is actually a Saint. She is such a good person for not being offended. Even if she kinda liked him.

[@toolatetothestory]

An angels patience, as a german saying goes xD

[@tayladunn7490]

Yeah, she seemed real kind and sweet !! I don’t blame her, Wilson is cute in his own way !!

[@toolatetothestory]

@@tayladunn7490 Also she was probably worried he was about to die with a heart rate that high

[@junbh2]

I think she was freaked out and worried there was something wrong.

[@montalineberger4743]

​@@tayladunn7490 Wilson is cute.

[@christopherhall5361]

Wilson: "Give me a vicodin so I don't stroke" *Speedballs*

[@korymanuel8682]

😂

[@kalebcrosslive]

"You have to go for your own prescription" "Give me Vicodin"

[@ksouthern1212]

Goofballs. Not speedballs

[@septafan]

@@ksouthern1212same difference. Dopaminergic stimulant + dopaminergic depressant

[@comradedog3662]

Wilson has been dosed at least three times on this show and i love it

[@raven4k998]

meh you would think he would be used to it by now🤣🤣

[@hugossg7908]

Four if you count the morphine during the chemo in season 8, the other 3 are the speed, that one time at cuddys dinner and when house stopped him to give that speech in which he admitted to eutanize a patient

[@theblackunicorn261]

"Excuse me, I have to go kill someone." is now a permanent phrase in my vocabulary

[@Orlafilo]

Somehow, I expected him to say exactly that

[@Zenkai.boost.Kekkei.Genkai]

Wilson is the only one who can challenge House intellectually that's why House chose him to be his best friend, also the fact that Wilson is a push over and a sucker contributed heavily

[@nonchalantdewiness]

right, like they literally dosed each other lmao

[@HallyVee]

That... was never Wilson's strength.

[@ibreakmirrorswmyface]

two words: wilson = bottom

[@Inkay257]

Actually, Wilson isn't a pushover. It has been showed many times before this episode, he fights back in his own style but at the same time, he has House's back. Also, House dislikes (almost hate) pushovers/doormats and bootlickers and that's why he fired some of the doctors during the trial interview in the fourth season.

[@florentbapelle7252]

@@ibreakmirrorswmyface straight cis don't use words you don't understand

[@Jemini4228]

House casually throwing out a possible cancer dx hurts knowing what's coming...

[@hollyb6885]

Foreman’s face at 2:17 is HYSTERICAL!!

[@vasyan123]

Foreman on the happiest day of his life

[@Thathestiadevotee]

@@vasyan123Foreman on the saddest day of his life

[@DB-cx6uc]

​@@vasyan123 was about to say thats just his usual expression, thanks 😂😂

[@jackphilipp9642]

“This vexes me”

[@maxshby8136]

@@jackphilipp9642i too am in this episode

[@garykoeppejr6719]

I like how Wilson just assumed the yellow liquid in House's coffee mug was apple juice.

[@WetterThnWtr]

I like that house actually warned him instead of letting him drink it

[@KaterynaKuts]

@@WetterThnWtr Well, cuz alcohol plus vicodin, plus speed plus anidepressants isn't a mix one's heart could possibly survive through

[@Thathestiadevotee]

@@KaterynaKutsIt wasn’t alcohol in that cup

[@argh1989]

@@Thathestiadevotee Why not? Because Wilson would've smelled it? I thought it was at least more vicodin and possibly booze added to a tea or coffee as well. I don't think it's urine as @garykoeppejr6719 seems to suggest, because we only see the (beige) inside of the mug, but not the liquid, and also because a standard size coffee/tea mug is probably too small to hold a wee.

[@Dan-qy6zv]

"You don't know my medical history!" Really? I would bet he has it in a little folder in his desk named "Problems with Wilson".

[@anticat867]

I like how he takes a little himself by licking his fingers.

[@rohanmanchanda5250]

he* licking** This is why you're grades are declining Jimmy; focus up!!

[@grmnlad8413]

Your*

[@rohanmanchanda5250]

@@grmnlad8413 I've waited for this...

[@rohanmanchanda5250]

@@grmnlad8413 it was a trap, you Simpson. Now everybody knows you're that guy! Muahahahahahaha

[@anticat867]

@@rohanmanchanda5250 thx

[@andylintott9339]

"I'm late for a breast thing" I am so using that!

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

you should always try speed for anything involving a breast for anything💀💀

[@Unga_Bunga]

3:40 _"You don't know my medical history!"_ Saying that to House is kinda naive and really funny, especially when its coming from Wilson.

[@Karzakus]

I love how house knows how well wilson knows him and pre-emptively swapped the drinks to make sure wilson drank the drugged one

[@vikingdemonpr]

"A heart attack is not gonna kill you. You were in a hospital" 😂😂😂

[@raven4k998]

true so true atleast he hopes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Runs-InCircles]

Never seen this show but the leg and face movements at 1:22 is so perfect haha

[@mary-janereallynotsarah684]

And the label thing. When I took speed for my executive dysfunction I would spend like an hour doing something like that to get it perfect.

[@EclecticallyEccentric]

​@@mary-janereallynotsarah684 Adderall or something else?

[@alexisbayer4930]

I love how Wilson on speed is me normally

[@astro_penguin_]

adhd moment

[@vexxama]

Can you just imagine going in for an exam and thinking your doctor is having a heart attack?

[@UmisTsukishiro00]

The second you believe you've outsmarted House, that's when you've only screwed yourself.

[@quillmaurer6563]

It was a "Battle of the Wits," as a nearly identical scene in Princess Bride was described. And like Vizzinni, Wilson lost.

[@UmisTsukishiro00]

@@quillmaurer6563 I don't know about that exactly. The trick in Princess Bride was both cups were spiked. House offered the non-spiked cup because he knew Wilson would be suspicious. Similar outcome, different trick.

[@quillmaurer6563]

@@UmisTsukishiro00 Slightly different trick, but Wilson faced the same challenge Vizzinni did, knowing that presumably one of the cups was spiked and having to analyze the other person to try to figure out which one would have been spiked. Both Vizzinni and Wilson believed they'd been offered the spiked cup and thus took the one the other had. House's methodology was a bit different (and less guaranteed, but he also knew his opponent) but with the same outcome. Honestly I'm surprised House didn't use the same approach as Wesley, as he doesn't seem to mind drugging himself.

[@UmisTsukishiro00]

@@quillmaurer6563 If House speed-ed his own coffee, that would have been just as funny!

[@quillmaurer6563]

@@UmisTsukishiro00 Wonder what he'd be like on it - would he be all amped up like Wilson? Somehow that's hard to imagine (but could be hilarious). Or is he so drug-tolerant that it really wouldn't do much to him?

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

"You don't know my medical history!" If there's one thing House knows, it's absolutely everything about Wilson

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

so yeah House knows Wilsons medical History maybe not well enough to know he gets cancer mind you but well enough to know what he can and can't do to does him without killing him

[@Rawalin50]

the fact house knows that wilson will not chose the cup he will give him is friendship goal

[@ralphralpherson9441]

The whole "youve got a cerebral tumor, you got 6 weeks to live" thing was either crazy cold and heartless forshadowing for poor Wilson or the writers hadn't figured out Wilson was gonna die of brain cancer yet.

[@buffya8012]

He didn’t die of brain cancer he had a thymoma which is cancer of the thymus gland….nowhere near his brain

[@Gothtides]

Pretty sure his cancer was in his chest

[@eprimeify2090]

@@Gothtidesno, it was a Thymoma.

[@joyl7842]

Wilson is such a trusting character. How many times does House dose him over the series?! He keeps falling for it! Get your own drinks man! 😆

[@feraltaco4783]

For real. After the first time I'd never take my eyes off food and drink around him. And NEVER accept anything from him. 🤣

[@EpicGamer-fl7fn]

to be fair there is a reasonable ammount of time passed between each of the 4 times he gets dosed in the series. It happens once a year or two during the series, enough for his trust to regenerate since they do stuff together a lot. and then it happens again. rinse and repeat.

[@Dusan_Zdravkovic]

I love how House was thinking "Either he takes the one with "speeeeeed" in it or he trusts me. So either i make my point or - i get high.". Win-win.

[@jamessm4401]

House was probably thinking “doesn’t matter which he takes, either way I win”

[@jamesdrynan]

I love it when the girl says, " You sure talk fast. "😂 Great performance by Leonard!

[@critbrain]

house: give me your antidepressants wilson: no, i can't, you need a prescription from psychiatrict also wilson: give me your vicodin

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

I am so eager to get you on speed to see how weird you are on speed🤣🤣

[@ThatLaloBoy]

1:18 That House immediately drank from that cup would've made me extremely sus about what was in my own cup

[@TMmodify]

As if house wouldn't chug a spiked coffee to prove a point

[@dankification]

The fact house has a mortar and pedal in his desk makes it all too hilarious

[@creativelobster]

That tumor mention: little did we know…

[@ottokarl5427]

It probably wasn't planned, but that happened atleast at one other time in the show ("Holding stuff in can give you cancer!")

[@therandomnessstrikes1435]

@@ottokarl5427there was also a time (I think in Euphoria, although I can’t remember if it is from part or part two) where House yells at Wilson about Wilson not being able to get the diseases/illness’ his patients have. remember, Wilson works in oncology, so cancer. Ironic considering Wilson is diagnosed with cancer in season 8

[@nicksambidesjr.7537]

One of the most wickedly funny sequences of this great show.

[@Zoomer30_]

I've used the "I'd have to deal with the fact that you did something nice.." line at work. Got a good laugh.

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

Love how instantly suspicious Wilson was about the coffee and how House switched the coffees, knowing that Wilson would take one off his desk and not the one in his hand.

[@wills9482]

Ah ha! You yawned! Ah... ha! You tried to kill me! Forever one of my favorite scenes.

[@invalidusername883]

Wilson: I can’t give you mine (antidepressants) you have to meet a psychologist and get a work up! Also Wilson: GIVE ME YOUR CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE!

[@lionsjourney29]

To be fair...vicodin is a pain killer. Anti depressants and most form of anti-psychiatric meds have the unironic consequences of causing a period of severe depression and suicidal ideation. Hence why he can't have it. Also take the wrong meds for the wrong presentation you could trigger other disorders

[@delmicortave]

Also, Wilson has been given house antidepressants in secret, so he can't give house anymore without overdose

[@Czigot]

If I recall correctly, Wilson didn't want to give House antidepressants because he ALREADY dosed House with them.

[@l.a.3479]

Wilson said House would have to meet a PSYCHIATRIST, NOT a psychologist. They're not the same. Only a psychiatrist, who's a medical doctor, can prescribe medication for mental illness.

[@ryanm7263]

Wilson fell for one of the classic blunders, and it wasn't getting involved in a land war in Asia

[@Aspen70000000000]

"I can't give you my anti-depressants bc they're not specifically prescribed for you! Now give me one of you're vicodin that hasn't been specifically prescribed for me!"

[@nandohenriques2975]

Do you want spoilers for the episode?

[@Aspen70000000000]

@@nandohenriques2975 Yea sure. I watched the show a long time ago and don't remember much lol.

[@Spark-bw3ph]

It probably was prescribed BY him, atleast

[@therandomnessstrikes1435]

@@Spark-bw3pheither that, or by House forging Wilson’s signature to write his own prescriptions

[@chaos_willow169]

wilson was dosing house with antidepressants - he didn't want to give house a double dose 😭

[@rebeccaliar9873]

This really shows off how much self-policing Wilson is constantly doing.

[@joshmatter3540]

The kooky music in the scene with him and Foreman sounds new, like it was made specifically for the condition of Wilson on amphetamines.

[@monkeylady8150]

I really liked some of Wilson's acting during the talking quickly parts. Like getting caught up on the "symbolical" pronounciation, going, "you know what I mean", etc. Feels very accurate (to how I acted when I feel this way, have never done nor seen anyone so drugs outside of moives)

[@jinxysaberk]

I love how he instantly knew

[@user-xl4xr9ls6y]

the foreshadow " u have a tumor "

[@CMDR-C_K]

To be fair, Wilson did take the cup that was on the table, and not the one House was handing him. He didn't trust House, when really, he should have.

[@notTerabyte]

reversed reverse psychology

[@matiasaguilar2500]

House was counting on Wilson not trusting him. That's really funny that he knows Wilson doesn't trust him with those kinds of things

[@bsgtrekfan88]

The um....whatever its called that he does when he cant put on the gloves "Thats weird" ...lol! Every time!

[@snurgumwurgum8238]

watching house do his gums with the residue in his mortor was something I was not prepared for; But should have expected. My sides are in orbit.

[@ethandubose2152]

Everyone talks about Hugh Laurie being so good as house but Robert Sean Leonard needs some big freaking props especially for this scene

[@matiasaguilar2500]

The two of them have really good on-screen chemistry, they really act and sound like real friends

[@mikeredline27]

See he does care about him or else he wouldn't tell him to drink it..

[@arkumek9260]

1:15 house was like - mind = controlled

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

I like how the patient recognized that Wilson had an issue pretty quick.

[@SeanVanHalen]

I'm not on anti-depressants, I'm on 👋👋 S P E E D 👋👋

[@AwesomeRepix]

5:10 omg he dabbed.. Noo!

[@swtgrl4321]

"Ah ha!! You tried to kill me!!"

[@gracieisbored9191]

“i can’t put my gloves on today its weeeeiiird”

[@psychojoe4764]

Ive never actually seen someone on speed before but based on Wilson here I'd say its definitely close to how it feels to have adhd (yes i have it im on pills and everything)

[@shaboingboing799]

Send me some Cuzco

[@hate6crew6death6roll]

given they give you speed for ADHD (or ritalin/methylphenidate)

[@Orion3741]

Poor Robert Sean Leonard. In Dead Poets Society, his character commits suicide. In House M.D. his coffee gets spiked. With speed, of all substances. By a work colleague.

[@evantoner5560]

3:27 Wilson must’ve seemed so genuinely insane lmao

[@mikemondano3624]

He crushed up "crossroads", so they were dexedrine. I used to have one on my talbe next to my bed so I could swallow one every morning, sleep for another 30 minutes, and then leap out of bed, ready to go.

[@ryannarby4519]

Please note: this is so common for House that he has a MORTAR AND PESTLE in his drawer!

[@garysouza95]

I don't care how good House is, he is a thoroughgoing bastard.

[@turtels6764]

I have never seen an episode of House all the way through. As soon as I read the title, I asked "What did House do??"

[@greendxlphins28]

Not house stirring coffee with a highlighter

[@thomasconnors4338]

Wilson hitting on a patient because he’s on speed is only like two notches worse than me at 16 trying to spit game. God if I had a time machine I’d go back and tell myself to crawl into a hole and stay there until I’m 24.

[@koro_kokoro]

Wilson knowing House should have known that House would assume Wilson would take the other cup then what was offered

[@azntunerz]

What’s funny is that his HR on the pulse monitor reads 86, his Oxygen saturation is 185 😂

[@Sunmoonstars976]

Wow. I've watched this series twice, but not until all these shorts started popping up in my feed, did i realize how many times House drugged Wilson during this series. 😂

[@michaelordenes7826]

4:05 ADHD kicks in and hyperfixation

[@morganrussman]

With house offering Wilson the coffee in the beginning, I know house enough to know that he probably spiked the coffee, and I was right.😅

[@garysouza95]

The espresso with the elevator is the caffeine with the kicker. Also classic misdirection. Should have seen it coming.

[@Nxt6]

Such a great show

[@TheFailedmessiah]

Certain drugs typically have a very bitter taste, hence why hiding them in coffee would be difficult unless that person likes his coffee super sweet with lots of cream.

[@johngaynor4363]

Black coffee, especially in a hospital, probably isn't very good quality. It's already bitter and may taste distinctly burnt.

[@privateconfidential4775]

So beautiful and calming to watch

[@Mickyy0623]

Lol stirring with a pen 😂😂😂😂

[@colinchesbrough5772]

He just had a mortar and pestle sitting in his desk drawer?

[@tiagocerqueira]

It was a win-win for house Either he got dosed with speed, or Wilson got dosed with speed. Playing on both sides, always winning.

[@nicktroisi6347]

My theory is both coffees are drugged so it doesn’t matter which one Wilson takes. House needs it for pain and he’s so used to taking a drug it probably wouldn’t have the same effect it would have on Wilson cause he’s not an abuser

[@Tokkemon]

House sure has an impressive immunity to icocane powder.

[@krich451]

House commits a felony.

[@mauro16s]

1:27 Robert goes Jim Carrey

[@alanfernandez4521]

Honestly, if that was me I would been like thanks for the free drugs.

[@wristdisabledwriter2893]

Weird that we still don’t know why Wilson yawned after this episode

[@gabrielabagala]

He was taken antidepressants, that cause yawns as a side effect.

[@wristdisabledwriter2893]

@@gabrielabagala spoiler alert House was taking it. The question is why was Wilson taking it or was he

[@gabrielabagala]

@@wristdisabledwriter2893 It's clear to me from the dialogue that Wilson is taking it. Why he takes it, they don't clarify it, but I suppose that being an oncologist, and having 2 failed marriages, plus a best friend like House, are enough causes 😅

[@jinxgirl5]

Wilson super trusting to take a pill from House after finding out he was dosed by him XD

[@Bajirkus]

"You don't know my medical history" tbh House probably does

[@Octolicia]

The reason why Wilson is shocked about the number on the machine is because his maximum heart rate (before it goes dangerously high) is 180 (He's 40 years old in season 3 and the formula to calculated the MBpM is 220 - X where X is your age.)

[@DeepfriedBeans4492]

I mean, to be fair, house technically didn't offer him a laced coffee

[@NikiK57]

lol, the funny part is that House would have been fine with drinking the drugged coffee himself. :D

[@monkeylady8150]

I thought the last coffee was always just full of extra vicodon. He peed, didn’t he.

[@Sniperboy5551]

I wish I had friends like House… why can’t anybody ever dose me?

[@Nabbi00]

Love that House took the remaining powder with his finger and spread it across his gums

[@classuscle1605]

Wilson is so funny. Robert Sean Leonard was perfect for the role.

[@CaptPicard81]

Dr Wilson had the most tragic arc

[@renevalice3056]

i'm on speeeeed - best Jim Carey impression

[@Dexter-Morgan-theBHB]

2:49 Eminem slowly steps aside