DO YOU DESERVE LOVE?! | Kitty Powers Matchmaker

[@acerea7510]

"Pull the Love Handle? I'm not sure if I want to pull the Love Handle. I've been tricked into this situation before."

[@SoySauceSmurf]

IT NEVER TURNS OUT WELL FOR ME

[@TheMaskedFox288]

OOF

[@krystalkat1347]

'This is where they discover they are long lost brother and sister' Literally the plot for the moral instruments 😂😂

[@urmumgay5655]

OMG I love the mortal instruments series

[@coco-mg8xt]

Omg yes bahaha

[@ScarletAngleGaara]

Yasssssssssssssssss

[@lucasbell4831]

You're the kind of person who, if they were trying to kill themselves, would jump off a mobile home.

[@hiimahuman5480]

Well, technically, they AREN’T siblings. Valentine adopted Jace, so they aren’t actually related.

[@jessicamustain541]

The lady person: "Ooh! These complements are coming thick and fast!" Me: "That's not the only thing coming thick and fast."

[@jessicamustain541]

*Breathing intensifies*

[@emperorezra5664]

How do u reply to ur own comments

[@Bugsyummy21]

Everybody subscribe to DASHIEGAMES he is funny!!

[@DasAugenTV]

Jessie Pants Smooooooth

[@nerdwastaken]

Ohohohoho cheeky

[@kaizy7178]

i forgot how unreasonably mean old mark was

[@ericcartman2119]

:-)

[@Neon-qq5vq]

The hell are you talking about. Mark is a complete douche now

[@bearflipstable8365]

He’s still unreasonably mean lol

[@Lilswamphag]

He didn't pander.

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

​@@Lilswamphag tf does that even mean lmao

[@TheNextGenius]

Mark, I don't know how many other people will agree with me, but I think that you should REALLY play HuniePop! Jack played it and it made me laugh out loud! I'd love to see you play it!

[@tiffanymilligan4470]

Aye another Jack fan!! *wha-pish*

[@TheNextGenius]

Harleen Quintzell Hive five to you! *wha-pish*

[@chloecrump2188]

ME TOO WHA-PSH

[@marsrandall6072]

PLAY HUNIEPOP MARK!!

[@maysar4159]

TheNextGenius I don't personally....i'm tired of seeing it, and every thumbnail i see just makes me feel bad...;-;

[@kackers]

Did i seriously just watch mark say herb lore for a minute

[@happyslowpoke8982]

Yes, but luckily, you're not alone

[@tiffanysalt2208]

I don't why, but it was somehow quite entertaining.

[@tristenj1992]

***** But it's not pronounced herb with an H even though it's spelled that way

[@erin3232]

mario64325 I just closed my eyes and nodded like I understood what was going on

[@CodyCombat]

mario64325 "Herb Lore"

[@huniebean]

30+ seconds of Mark saying "herb lore" repeatedly... Quality content everyone.

[@ChronicallyJess]

I read that as “30 seconds to Mars” lel

[@fandomwriter8789]

and_someone I agree completely. This is the exact reason I subscribed

[@TheLilacButterfly]

This video: Blehblehbehlbleheh. *Kissy noises.* NOBODY WILL LOVE YOU! Herblore.

[@xxjupitergachaxx6104]

And "WHATS A MOMO?!?!"

[@kkitten8741]

Honestly sometimes mark reminds me of myself. Saying the same weird word over and over and just being weird in general.

[@ThalinsGenohan]

So many things Mark probably regrets saying in this one video...

[@heagelbiggle5123]

Agree

[@bg5126]

now i know he likes burlesque..

[@thetoxicgamer8625]

"Your makeups a little fucked up but I bet we can find someone who doesnt care about looks"

[@JessieNebulous]

+Norima Osaka Just to be clear, the movie really didn't have much actual "burlesque" in it.

[@guishark09]

"Why can't I have pink eyes?" Mark. Why.

[@aislingwhelan8134]

I don't get it, can you explain this to me please?

[@guishark09]

Jiggilypuff Pink cloud Pink eye is a disease.

[@amiable_monster]

Aged like wine

[@SoySauceSmurf]

Mark being himself: *ahh, that really turns my groindle* Also Mark: *What's a groindle (lol)*

[@aresrivera9744]

I’m honestly curious what it is

[@pinksui1635]

you have been saying "herb lore" for a minute and ten seconds XD

[@kiranfinley7238]

katie foreman I laughed so so hard

[@JessieNebulous]

Best part: "NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU!!"

[@MikeSchmidtgamerandnightguard]

what about the groindle part

[@JessieNebulous]

It's good, but it's not the "best."

[@coolnerd8730]

Jessie Nebulous [Cripple Chick] wat about not arf

[@vaydasmith4839]

NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU should be the games motto

[@blucassel7751]

YES

[@underminingduck8190]

I think mark has started up something greater than darudesandstorm and hoodini Herb lore

[@vickiyoung367]

But nothing will be better than "Cola and meal please,no bread”

[@Playfulpat]

Meme_V_Logger NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU, HOMER!

[@bumboy5348]

Hoodini

[@josecarloszuniga3234]

Meme_V_Logger Nope Hoodini still

[@agent1054]

Herb lore

[@kennedycutter3668]

THE LADY LOOKS LIKE MARK IN DRAAAGGGG I WANNA PUT MARK IN DRAG NOW. HMU BOO

[@MichaelaLynnn]

Narcissus_MUA SHE DOES LOOK LIKE HIM IN DRAG OMG WITH A WEAKER JAWLINE

[@ehhhmily]

OMFG YES I SAID THAT WHEN SHE CAME UP AND THEN DID A LOOK BACK AT THEM BOTH

[@emmebopp1467]

Kennedy Cutter Tess's

[@itizmonday9228]

Which lady?

[@angelawoodberry1318]

Kennedy Cutter I have same last name like Rudy Woodberry

[@josiea9830]

Mark: "conspiracy theorists are jobs" "child murderer" MatPat: hold my diet coke

[@BoredomBee]

Well, _somebody_ was in a weird mood yesterday! XD

[@mrpimpagamer]

Boredom is an Understatement I just saw your comment on a Jacksepticeye video... this is weird...

[@BoredomBee]

Pimpa Gamer /laughing/ Yes, fear me, my child, for I am everywhere! XD

[@bellaalva6196]

I think he was drunk.... Cx but hey, ITS JUST A THEORY!! (Reference Cx)

[@BoredomBee]

Cutie Co A GAME THEORY. Or is it a _gamer_ theory? Ha, haha, puns.

[@bellaalva6196]

puns for days

[@Sugarpills98]

16:34 what I shout into the mirror every morning

[@JessieNebulous]

I do it before bed. Fits into my schedule more smoothly that way.

[@daniaajlouni3984]

Sugarpills98 lol

[@anelis132]

I feel sorry 4 u. hope it will change. :-[

[@selbell8067]

Sugarpills98 Same though XD

[@unicornqueen1794]

SAME LOL

[@CazzyBlack]

I woke my boyfriend up because I was laughing too loud.

[@chaoswarhound]

Cazzy Black You should have Marki Balls find you a heavier sleeping boyfriend.

[@CazzyBlack]

The Irish Blaggard like Homer. He's still sat in Marki Balls' office.

[@Aleximmortal5999]

Lol

[@GigawingsVideo]

Cazzy Black The legend says he still sit in that office to this day, while Mr Marki Balls keep screaming "NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU!" at him everyday.

[@roxasnotafox4363]

Cazzy Black MAH BOYFREIND.

[@wonderwoman1183]

"Conspiracy theorist that's a job!?" Shane Dawson

[@farts5308]

Wonder Woman THANK YOU And he likes dudes sooooo...

[@fandomwriter8789]

Wonder Woman and game theory

[@hyacinth1729]

Two words... Game Theroy

[@EllasBloom]

This aged poorly😹

[@poor.wayfaring.strxnger5198]

this comment did not age well...

[@plastikcaik2585]

10:18 Iris is a personal assistant. What is iris backwards?

[@juanpunchman8252]

sara is missing

[@sofia-oj3ts]

Daniel Shadoan Siri.

[@cacophonousBystander]

+Daniel Shadoan SSSSSSIIIIIRRRRRRIIIIIII!!!!!!!

[@amelonnamedkate1400]

Juan Punch Man SCREAMING

[@shawna1641]

Daniel Shadoan the weirdest thing to ever exist on earth

[@ylwoni]

current mood: mark trying to understand british slang

[@thebritishnerd5101]

yes oml

[@calicodraws6407]

It's not just you even British people (like myself) don't understand it

[@ylwoni]

Lucy Rainsley i'm scottish and i've lived in england my whole life but i still don't understand any of it rip

[@lobeliaerinus4939]

Not arf = not half It means fuck yeah

[@NinjaZack1]

Perhaps it is a Canadian accent?

[@celestiawinters667]

"What is a plonker? I don't know what that means! Get in there Nickolas Cage, Jesus!"

[@buddy7913]

Mark just repeating herb lore 900 times is now my ringtone.

[@jamiebuhsusan2675]

I'm watching a Kitty Powers play marathon- PewDiePie Markiplier jacksepticeye CinnamontoastKen

[@-CGGalangErinKylieE]

+Claire Powers yah she has a whole series of Kitty Powers Matchmaker

[@Karin-fj3eu]

Please watch kpopp too, that's is my favorite lel

[@fatimataymurh.vargas4043]

Watch MattShea and HoodiePanda ! They are goooood ❤

[@NeuroSpicy_Priestess]

+Karin Stenelo KPOP SISTA!

[@kaylamartinez6152]

+Taymur Senpai you're a fellow mattshea fan? WOOHOO ME TOO

[@oculus1205]

16:46 - 17:10 is "29 Ways To Say Herb Lore"

[@memesjr3]

16:40 Herb lore Herb lore? Herb lore Herb lore Herblo re Herblore Her blore Hurb lore Herblore Herblore Herbl ore Herb lore Aherb lore HERB LORE herb loore Heerbb lore HERB LOORE HEEEEERB LORE HERBlore Herblore-lore Herb lore HERB LORE HERB LORE HERB LORE? Her blore Her Blorre Herb lore! Herb lore?? Herb lore!! Herb lore? Herb lore * flips the bird * Herb lore Herb bblore I wrote that all down. That's how many times he said that 😂 you're welcome!

[@memesjr3]

Paul de Vos Aww! I Love You, Too! I'm Glad Someone Enjoyed The Effort I Put Into Writing A List Of The Words "Herb Lore" XD

[@memesjr3]

***** Thanks!

[@hyrulewarrior2932]

It's a runescape reference 😂😊

[@LayyyxLayyy]

I'm preeeeety sure he said it 34 times....

[@fishwad2077]

Casey Mustaches I almost died from laughing... I have an issue ;-;

[@harryheywood4711]

Is it weird that this is actually one of my favorite videos from Mark? His blatant sarcasm is what really gets me! XD

[@aresrivera9744]

Not only that but his insanity

[@ehjules]

Why is everyone focusing on the Herb Lord's Herb Lore when we should be asking the important questions. WHAT THE HELL IS A GROINDLE?!??!!?!?!

[@RumerPriestly]

That part made me laugh so hard I had to put the video back because I was laughing over it c': IT REALLY TURNS MY GROINDLE!

[@RumerPriestly]

It's been 15 minutes and I am STILL laughing about turn my groindle. Still laughing as I type. I think I'm going to die.

[@tisidezzi983]

Not gonna lie, this game has become one of my guilty pleasures. :p

[@jakecaspi5518]

... Uh... K

[@JessieNebulous]

No guilt necessary. It's stupid fun.

[@abigailcooper5628]

MARK

[@rachelk.6918]

"What's a mo-mo?" Oh Mark... you were so innocent once...

[@paulaherrera508]

wat

[@rachelk.6918]

Paula Herrera Watch his playthrough of Hunie Pop and all will be explained to you.

[@paulaherrera508]

Rachel 'Rathian Special-K' Klusky can you tell me pls?? :3

[@rachelk.6918]

It's kind of difficult to explain... just watch some of his HuniePop play through.

[@meatballmaster4623]

+Paula Herrera It's the cat girl. When you fuck her you get the achievement "bestiality", and that experience scarred mark for life.

[@EchoSiera]

NOT' ARF!

[@zurpple721]

Sarah C ARFN'T

[@tasteimmortality]

UNARF

[@nellamoon3135]

"You have won over my cardiovascular organ." Mark: I don't want that, can I have another organ?

[@heylookitsselena888]

I'm sure he's not willing to hand out a kidney just like that, but nice try

[@MimiCupcakeDean]

now every fan is gonna dye their hair pink and get pink/green contacts.

[@siariele4592]

Sadly he has a girlfriend, why you do this Amy?! Lol jk Amyplier is so cute

[@respec3846]

but I dye my hair pink already and my eyes are green :/

[@SoySauceSmurf]

I have green eyes already, and I dye my hair on my own.

[@SemiIocon]

He should do another one of these, so we can see what his dates have mailed him. Because they mail how their relationship went.

[@illogicalaj828]

"Let's go on another date with this bi.... Lovely lady..."

[@MirinaeH]

"Why is she calling him they its one person" Tumblr : *crashes through the door!* aaaaaaaaaa!

[@InuyashaTT]

True

[@whyismimotaken9351]

Yup

[@jessebananasaurus1526]

There are non-binary people not on Tumblr, you know. And I legitimately got sad about him saying that (I'm non-binary) until I realized this was in 2015 and he's probably learned a bit more about transgender and non-binary people since then. And you as well, OP. The two commenters before me, well... Go learn things, I guess.

[@marco.barron6654]

this has to be one of the funnest videos Mark has done omg im crunched over dieing! XD do more! please Mark! XD

[@Timetou2]

lmao

[@forestowlent1496]

Marco JrThis is one of the few episodes Markiplier has done that has done irreparable damage to my soul, and not in the good way. More please!

[@TheProgetter]

Marco Jr herBLORE!

[@marco.barron6654]

Adagio Dazzle i died laughing this whole video lol

[@marco.barron6654]

Adagio Dazzle yay!!!

[@avaandcamilleforever5727]

you get that iris is siri spelled backwords and she is a personal assistant? "I am siri your personal assistant." get it? GET IT?!

[@patchyblonde]

This video really brings out mark’s personality.

[@sergeantspook2970]

Big wheel keep on turnin', Markimoo just not learnin'

[@Snurbyy]

herb lore

[@sergeantspook2970]

Hodor?

[@aleksihakli1125]

Jaxom Vienonen yes it is a skill ;D

[@MajoretteKay]

Sergeant Spook Cupquake and Jacksepticeye had better luck than Mark did. They almost never lost.

[@MrsDragonChef]

I am seriously considering drawing Mark in a glorious majestic marijuana leaf robe and crown. Because now he is the HERB LORD.

[@JPduprat]

Lisa McNeil lllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[@MrsDragonChef]

Im doing it lol no going back xD

[@SpiritIncarnation]

Lisa McNeil Why Marijuana of all herbs? lol XD

[@MrsDragonChef]

I really don't know xD my minds in a dark place xD I'd change it but im almost finished with it xD

[@thandle61]

Lisa McNeil xxxD

[@LyricaSilvan]

I love the way he says "could you stop grunting in my ear...?" XD THAT and "I LIKE BROWN."

[@maddiejoy428]

Lyrica Silvan I died at URBLOUR

[@LyricaSilvan]

Venag130 AJ Oh god yes. XD He just wouldn't stop saying it.

[@maddiejoy428]

Lyrica Silvan ik I just kept LAUGHING and LAUGHING XDD

[@amymcguire4983]

I like the part when the guy changes his hair color. "What. The. F*ck. Happened to you. SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED?!?!" "This is sum voodoo bullshit going on here..." XDDDD

[@LyricaSilvan]

Scootaloo Loves You! :3 Oh, Mark. You silly man-child. XD

[@scuzzycubs2009]

"I don't think they know how to kiss" ~ Mark. I shall hear that & forever remember Fiona "kissing" Hitler. XD

[@skyelarsson3428]

If your the best matchmaker find me a boyfriend Markiplier.

[@skyelarsson3428]

YES PERFECT MATCH!!

[@lmo1577]

+Phanic! At the Twenty O⃠ne Crybaby Otaku Trash Disco how com your username is my life?

[@lmo1577]

+Phanic! At the Twenty O⃠ne Crybaby Otaku Trash Disco but you 4got Halsey tho

[@skyelarsson3428]

lol ikr Dobby

[@lmo1577]

+Phanic! At the Twenty O⃠ne Crybaby Otaku Trash Disco 😂😂😂 WE ARE THE NEW AMERICANA

[@KLtheAllen]

_I was laughing way to hard at this!~ You're the best matchmaker Mark!~_

[@Bugsyummy21]

Everybody subscribe to DASHIEGAMES he is funny as hell!!!!

[@katiemartinez6352]

+Bugsyummy21 fu ck o fff

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

KL Ryusaki MatchMARKer

[@enriquepine4492]

I agree😂😂😂

[@arianalingerfeldt889]

KL Ryusaki "Im a vegetarian" Mark: Oh god XD XD i died

[@Pyramid132420]

...something tells me Mark didn't enjoy playing this game. Let's make him play it again! >:D

[@erikje74]

>:D

[@maiapiea7832]

I think it's the fact because he's single and he had a bad past relationship.. but I still want to see him play this game idk. :P

[@OzuBunny]

>:D

[@momma3061]

Yes! >:D

[@ilonreal225]

Of course he most play it again

[@pyrothlets]

who came back after the announcement of the new kitty powers game !!!!

[@thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138]

ThEYRE BACK BABY

[@PILAVGAMES]

If you are reading this have a great day ! :D

[@TheRedWing35]

PolkaDot C. Haha

[@andyoats]

PILAV GAMES I don't wanna. Can't I have a good night instead?

[@joeferniany2509]

Don't tell me what to do. I'm my own man, I can decide what kind of day to have.

[@joeferniany2509]

Just kidding. Thank.

[@JonesCrimson]

PILAV GAMES NO! I REFUSE!

[@acespades2387]

Skip to 16:35 for herb lore.

[@magz9490]

Herb lore? Herb lore

[@acespades2387]

***** HERB LORE!

[@acespades2387]

***** HERB IS ALL LORE

[@tha1andonly171]

Herb. Lore. 😏

[@acespades2387]

Tha1One AndOnly ERBLER

[@jb6458]

Me: "How cool, there's a woman who is a Virgo in this game and also likes some of the things I do!" Mark: "Your boring and will never find love!! 😈" Me: 😧

[@theywalkinguptoyouand4060]

Jaliyah Burbank found love yet?

[@gullybunkus]

I'm a Virgo ;-;

[@jacquelinecicio2847]

I am also a Virgo... but I realized a long time ago that I knew I’d never find love :’(

[@darlenebuck541]

I'm a virgo and still single sadly :(

[@angrybanana2215]

Not all Virgo’s shall be lonely. I have a crush on a Virgo irl. That should be some encouragement.

[@adoriiah8924]

*W H A T ' S A M O M O ????*

[@3rowid]

PRAISE THE LORD! MARK IS FINALLY PLAYING THIS GAME!

[@saragonzales7553]

Your profile picture goes well with your comment😂

[@Bugsyummy21]

Subscribe to DASHIEGAMES he is funny as hell!!

[@3rowid]

***** I think you need a "P" at the end there, bud.

[@3rowid]

***** Dude, this is impossible to do with schizophrenia.

[@Hatsunemigulover]

I'D LOVE TO SEE MORE OF YOU PLAYING THIS GAME, MARK.

[@itwasaseven5596]

Anthony Gardner Really dude?

[@babydaddy6887]

Talon Hill what I do

[@babydaddy6887]

***** what u mean

[@elfredapatton213]

Nu I'm n?.. fish

[@snichkilla1]

Anthony Gardner soo thirsty man like dayum

[@AmberMichaelis]

Another episode of Kitty Powers please!!! And thank you.

[@iAmMidasPrime]

Lol yassss!

[@someonessidechannel1485]

But he clearly didn't like the game, it rubbed him the wro...... He didn't en..... Its so har... Difficult to type a comment when a certain head is in the gutter... mine.

[@sim1regina]

Alexandra Olson but he said he'd play again. but yeah i could tell he didnt like it

[@heidithomas2240]

16:40, Mark goes insane. XD

[@aresrivera9744]

He’s been going slowly insane throughout the entire video

[@tristansmith8824]

Herb lore.

[@bluecreator7779]

Tristan Smith HOO-DINI

[@DragonaxFilms]

Tristan Smith These two comments killed me.

[@sirbronze-thighscrusademas8858]

#haveawank

[@ThalinsGenohan]

Herb lore.

[@sirbronze-thighscrusademas8858]

lerb hore

[@alondranarvaez5768]

will Homer ever find anyone 😢

[@alexkuauhoselo4215]

NO! NOBODY LOVES HIM!

[@thatperson371thirtysevenon6]

No he won't he live and die ALONE😄

[@mcdanielmemory]

+Neji is blonde yes he will die a lonely miserable painful torturing death

[@JessieNebulous]

NO ONE WILL LOVE HIM!

[@nanie_czka123]

cola and meal please, no bread

[@studio.oceanblue]

Antonina Busse cola and herblore please, no bread

[@boobys6614]

Antonina Busse Cola and meal please,no bread, *Cola and meal please,no bread,* *COLA AND MEAL PLEASE,NO BREAD* *World explodes* >O

[@ryanlewis2039]

Kawaii animal jam I'll be right on that.

[@boobys6614]

*Pounds on table* *MUST HAVE COLA AND MEAL,PLEASE NO BREAD!!!*

[@JessieJ93]

Antonina Busse OMG i was thinking that too!

[@Phantomsangel]

Um...Maaark....are you ok...? I can't really tell if he likes this game, but watching him play it is hilarious lol XD

[@bonsterthebunny1992]

Is a conspiracy theories a job, you ask? uh matpat is a thing

[@invader_vin]

youre right 👌

[@pervrted]

Undertail fans unite!

[@stipplinski2119]

YASSSSSSSSSS #GameTheory #FilmTheory

[@zoeh5016]

"Matpat is a thing" 😂😂😂

[@bonsterthebunny1992]

Akasha Gamer​ Undertail scares me on too many levels.  Now if you meant Under*TALE* your fanbase scares me too much

[@TheUltimateEbil]

HerbLore

[@The5thBlade]

TheUltimateEbil URBLOR!

[@shaywise]

TheUltimateEbil erbler.

[@densestlemon6241]

Hoo-dini

[@Snurbyy]

Herb lore

[@jonathanrider3137]

HeRb LOrd

[@GiemsaUwU]

That woman.. she makes me angry in a certain way..

[@patrick-william4610]

Lol lol

[@birersuitt]

Caitlyn Ulted JFK Actually she makes me mad because she looks like Dolores Umbridge...

[@MantraMan2077]

Which one, the one in the thumbnail? Well I got news for you. That is a dude. In drag. Going full queen on ya ass.

[@mariam14903]

Hi cait hi jinx I play good with u 2 on lol GG me xD

[@iamgodur275]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL CAITLTYN ULTED JFK MA NIIIGGGUHH THIS SHIT GOT ME ROLLIN ROUND IN MA BOXERS CUUH

[@StarzRantz]

Mark:"no one will love you" HOMER:*smiles and laughs creepy Me: " guy understands his fate"

[@Pixxeltrixx]

actually you know what, i wouldent mind seeing more of this man

[@ocarinazelda1]

***** I found you master! *bows* Dark Pit... For Glory...

[@Pixxeltrixx]

Doug Joan *Tips fedora with respect

[@MichaelaLynnn]

How do you change your hair color in the middle of a date, good lord..

[@SoySauceSmurf]

Michaela Lynn He was just like, “Oh shit, I forgot I have this conveniently placed hairdye on me. What do I do with it? Hm... oh, I know! I’ll dye my hair iN THE MIDDLE OF MY DATE!!! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WONDERFUL IDEA!!! I’ll even QUIZ them! HahahAAAAA!!!”

[@maccheese2509]

Especially in five minutes For me it takes over night to dye and bleach my hair

[@ray25lee]

It's about time Mark took his sarcasm out for a stroll.

[@Alisha_6886]

In Australia, the music in the background was Waltzing Matilda! Oh and also tucker means food. So the restaurant name is mother’s food. I’m Aussie, so this is certified Australian information 🇦🇺

[@aleksanderweedman8116]

˙ƃuᴉʎl ǝɹɐ no⅄

[@kaelie7107]

It's also a hint to kitty's (the game developer) drag background.

[@Illoosion]

"You have won my cardiovascular organ!"? What the heck is wrong with these people?!

[@bingoned9113]

There's only one logical explanation... people are being replaced by robots...

[@starkiller1289]

Mash Ketchcum The pikamon master Affirmative, those individual lifeforms were in fact replaced by animated imposters.

[@ShotgunLlama]

Illoosion It was most rational and good decision to made!

[@sophiasolis4461]

That means heart....i think

[@Illoosion]

Yeah, it does. "Cardio-" as in 'heart,' and "vascular" as in the vascular system that transfers blood through animals.

[@TheLugiaSong]

A 'plonker' is a term we use in the UK, it isn't very offensive, it's just a thing you call someone you don't like. ie: "They're such a plonker!" it's kinda funny honestly XD

[@kairenurwin3032]

no its not, it's something you say to someone when they do something stupid. like the comment you plonker

[@TheLugiaSong]

kairen urwin yeah, basically. That's pretty much what I meant.

[@ZachzyGames1]

MarkiBalls is an exact copy of Markiplier... It's a spitting image.

[@iamreallybutthurt8531]

Zachzy Games If Mark had pink hair that is not even there...

[@ermagurd3919]

Zachzy Games Markiballs is best balls

[@Bugsyummy21]

Subscribe to DASHIEGAMES he is funny as hell!!!!

[@carlrhodes6558]

Bugsyummy21 ummm.... ok????

[@ZachzyGames1]

Bugsyummy21 I do not see how this is relevant,,,

[@eswan8900]

When Mark was yelling "GO, GO, GO" and screaming "FUCK YOU" whenever it landed on red, I felt that. XD

[@TheLadyLiddell]

Did anyone else see in the description "...but know yanderes allowed..."? XD

[@ueuz0007]

Rikusgirl001 They should be allowed.......

[@angelinapetersen7422]

Lol I saw that XD

[@Hawkeyesarmy]

Rikusgirl001 y is yuno not allowed? lol

[@lastina]

Lol I saw it too.What does it mean though

[@RandomSandwich]

Mini Minecraft Nut watch Yandere Simulator. lmao he did it recently.

[@luvstruckfairy]

16:40 actually just killed me, I can't breathe.

[@angelcurwood164]

ik

[@justkc7546]

Lol same

[@ujutae]

Soooo, where do I send in my application to Mark's love agency? (I'm about as hopeless as Homer XD)

[@thebaba29]

You and me both, buddy.

[@denodagor]

Rachel Kasumi Hopefully only as hopeless as him, not as stupid LOL

[@slime-time]

He _is_ an amazing matchmaker

[@ujutae]

Gabriel Sperotto *nervous laughter* Well, i think my intelligence is all i got

[@matthewsingh989]

Booper Dooper that true

[@macandcheese1771]

17:07 go home Mark, you're drunk

[@lolypop8518]

markimoo: herblore herobelre erowienfine me: *clicks like*

[@polka8117]

so THIS is where herb lore came from

[@JamesSmith-kk2wx]

Heh.

[@chantellehoekstra9202]

Did he just say "I'm not a good love maker?!"

[@kushym0nst3r15]

*Anyone else noticing he seemed slightly mad this video?*

[@SemiIocon]

I also looked up "Not 'arf". It means "not at all".

[@lemonteao2132]

Huh. Weird.

[@teelalondonn4498]

Semi Locon It means very

[@neonlightJimmy]

LemonTea *o*

[@jaxmanson609]

I looked it up. it is yes I would

[@katelynabrol149]

it can also means not half bad (I'm a bit, I know this shit)

[@tessagrey3204]

Herb lore

[@theeorangeofthyorangetree]

+Tessa Zimmer Phandom is everywhere I swear...

[@tessagrey3204]

mhm

[@jishwafishwa261]

+Pomaranč embrace it

[@Singoys]

Remember kids , when you go in the restrooms dont forget to dye your hair !

[@underminingduck8190]

Or reverse gyrate. Or pelvic thrust

[@shahafzeevi6364]

Or go to jerk king (😂😂😂) and try the love handel 😘 ohhhh gosh me XD

[@juliakoski7306]

^^Markiplier house tour reference

[@norwegiannightmare8843]

But stop on your right foot. DONT FORGET IT

[@underminingduck8190]

Norwegian nightmare then bring it around town Briiing it arrouund town

[@cherryblossomsm]

the way this is almost 10 years old

[@courtneywheatley1242]

Herb Lore!!!!!!He said it twenty timesXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I THINK I AM GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER!!!!!!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😵😵😵😵😵

[@trinsh38]

if only he would have said it one more time😞

[@harmoniesforhealing1470]

+queentrinity2 TØP

[@TheHopeTwins]

queentrinity28 ikr

[@shadowx3262]

IKR?! XD

[@theacys2254]

Courtney Wheatley 43 to be exact XD

[@victoriahayes9356]

These videos wouldn't be complete without Mark's commentary😂😂😂

[@victoriahayes9356]

Just watch Homer come to Marks house just to talk. And the first thing Mark says is NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU😂😂

[@amandapanda5087]

+Victoria Hayes Yeah

[@slime-time]

Mark seems especially drunk in this episode...

[@flaminhotcheets4245]

He will die if he drinks

[@slime-time]

I know

[@mrpeep3764]

+Booper Dooper yes he does LOL

[@JustPeachiiChan]

+Booper Dooper I kinda like it...

[@slime-time]

same

[@haleyk2376]

"THATS A JOB? THATS A J-O-B, JOB?" Well Mark, KZbin isn't really a JOB neither.

[@FallenNephilimTeukie]

This is probably one of my favorite videos of Mark's ever. No matter how many times I watch it, I always laugh my ass off.

[@msfs19941]

Being British and seeing the awful slang makes me want to cry 😂

[@kristenbooks]

I love Mark's reaction to the first guy being a vegetarian. Seems like a common theme among the KZbinrs who play this and it's hilarious.

[@kristenbooks]

Also, I really want to see more of this game because not many of the gamers I watch have been playing this game, but it's so much fun to watch. Especially with the crazy reactions that Mark has ^-^

[@jesspenlington945]

Kristen BOOKS Brizzyvoices plays it

[@kristenbooks]

I don't watch Brizzyvoices.

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

Kristen BOOKS Do you watch CinnamonToastKen? He has made couple of videos about this game.

[@kristenbooks]

MelodyOfWhispers I watched a couple of his videos on the game. They were OK.

[@bridgitte247]

lol I lost it when he shouted “I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS! SHUT UP!!”

[@RogueUwU]

Praise the Elder Gods with our herb lore :D

[@MARKOoo]

19:34 This is tense!

[@PikachuGirl1250]

KIRITO I kept laughing every time Mark said "f you!" when he tried to lie and did not get away with it!

[@MARKOoo]

PikachuGirl1250 Yeah, that was so funny :D

[@PikachuGirl1250]

I also couldn't stop laughing at the other stuff that was happening in this game like some of the topics the people were talking about.

[@SomeBarrels]

KIRITO MOTHER OF GOD YOU'RE EV... oh wait this isn't FailArmy, STAY HERE AND GO NOWHERE ELSE!

[@MARKOoo]

PikachuGirl1250 I know. Anthony Stitt I'm Ev...? What?

[@erikarueda8508]

13:16 Black hair green eyes circle glasses.... Harry Potter?

[@readingrainbow417]

And the girl in the pairing book was hermione

[@kayloreve97]

Harry Potter and Nicolas Cage in the same game....holy cameo.

[@jontheartist]

Kitty powers is a drag queen I'm glad markiplier like everyone and doesn't judge.

[@Lunar_Blacksmith]

Oh man. I forgot about Herb Lore. Wow.

[@jess-fg4pg]

I'll have one markilover please 😂💗💗

[@amandapanda5087]

I will too

[@kitty2768]

MAKE THAT TWO~

[@endy173ender4]

im a fatty in love

[@pervrted]

Well good for you I'm a skinny in aloneness so... Yeah

[@vincentpurpleguy2662]

NO YANDERES ALLOWED? ;-; **Secretly sneaks into agency as non-yandere**

[@sweetmillkteaa]

OMG

[@vincentpurpleguy2662]

):)

[@sweetmillkteaa]

0.0

[@teisukone342]

Vincent Purple Guy Were both not aloud, then....*Thanks Obama!!!*

[@yunogasai90]

Good thing I already have Yukki ♡

[@clorbdorb1245]

Mark: "Herb Lore...Herblore! Ahblore! Blore!" Me: "Davis! Davis is the name!"