MEDICAL CONFESSIONS! Doctor Mike Vs. Juanpa Zurita

[@x_fri3nd937]

I wanted to see Doctor Mike fly...

[@tonya8469]

Akasha Snow saaaame 😂👏🏻

[@katstar8579]

We all wanted it to happen

[@kanu683]

Same

[@dannavelasquez3611]

Me too I think even if he wins he should jump

[@nithya8382]

Akasha Snow yo I should get a prize I’m the 1000th like

[@jadeoreo]

"No dont touch it, thats cheating!" *"I JUST WANNA SEE IF IT DISLOCATES"*

[@jeremyrosal6049]

"I'm gonna MeToo you!" Lol, this was a great video. Never heard of this kid before but he's funny.

[@wakemeupwhenpeoplearesaneagain]

that's why I hate when doctors touch my previously dislocated knee! xD

[@cry936]

συγχαρητήρια

[@hoperoiter4545]

🤣

[@syd...]

Judith B omg same... like the exact same thing.

[@moongirl2923]

Juanpa was suspicious about dr mike being Russian.

[@burgerli193DS]

Russian spy.

[@georgiag2685]

Are you working for the bourgeoisie Dr. Mike?!!

[@clougellii]

Lol even though your profile pic is just your eyes but you look like my friend lol

[@bellathegreat2539]

@@georgiag2685 the birds work for the bourgeoisie

[@georgiag2685]

@@bellathegreat2539 Thanks for teaching me how to spell.

[@tae_bae6599]

“Who was boiling it?” Doctor Mike:“Maybe my sister.” Also him: “I boiled the water ”

[@Jellyfishpinkk]

Honestly.

[@almahothero927]

hehe

[@perla2588]

Doctor mikes main excuse: my dad is a doctor

[@ireneaquarius3256]

Or... "In Russia/Russian culture."

[@ihh4427]

His every t/f have this his a doctor

[@ChocolateM1lk]

But he was

[@haystackleon9570]

I can relate to that lol (it’s my mom though, she’s a nurse)

[@whyyoucare9972]

nah he blames russia for his fuckery more 😂

[@alinakul8775]

Juanpa: "They both look so fake, it's like a cheap movie. "😂😂😂

[@M00NLYGHT]

I was the 460th like LETS GOOO

[@mv9370]

Describes this video pretty well

[@shaanlapin3801]

My life is a cheap movie

[@jademarie8132]

I literally read that right as he said it😂

[@anacabell8112]

😂🤣

[@joysusanna]

No one: Absolutely nobody: Jaunpa: THE POWER OF THE CACTUUUUUUSSSS

[@zayb07]

Joy Gonzalez I found this comment as he said that

[@pippenisme2116]

Yes

[@kristenfeltner6244]

I went looking for this comment 😂

[@nerfsubzero4331]

Joy Gonzalez it’s not cactus its THE POWER OF THE CACTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

[@lexkorkai1572]

15:15

[@rayduhh1]

I love how whenever Juanpa asks Mike about his dad, he says “hEs A dOcToR”

[@freeburrito846]

*Doktor

[@frozenduck23]

@@freeburrito846 Ah yes, the Bahasa Melayu version.

[@almahothero927]

YeÀH hËs Ā dÖkToR

[@Christinakloehn-ip3tu]

@onthing66 that's why he's saying it. Because he is. I think they're just pointing out that he said it a lot.

[@bianca5882]

"THE POWER OF THE CACTUS"

[@astronomnom4749]

Bianca but have you ever thought of drinking the juice? And what will the juice do? Will it quench ya?

[@erik4255]

CACTOOOOOOS

[@kylearbuckle3814]

Best part

[@rainbowsprinkles3088]

@@astronomnom4749 ITS THE QUENCHIEST

[@Rudom17]

Andra Yiu YESSSSSS EL NOPAL EN LA FRENTE WOOO

[@dokjastopsimp2370]

Mike: Nearly drowns His dad: Chest compressions, Chest compressions, CHEST COMPRESSIONS

[@idkman6403]

Now we know why he's like this

[@JF-zs8mw]

🤣🤣

[@vxs0da]

“I didn’t die” Me: oh reALly?!

[@ZiziphoMathaba]

If he was a super hero he would be called cessation 😂😂😂😂😊😊

[@Narukouzumaki-wq8uc]

😂

[@Anonymous-ow6bs]

"So you were just kissing a lot of people" "No, just her!" "Wow, you're one of those."

[@coje1227]

Time stamp? :)

[@lou4535]

I read this exactly when they Said this😂😂😂

[@Anonymous-ow6bs]

@@coje1227 14:20 :)

[@Mina-px3zb]

He is rotting innocent dr.mike

[@thekydman01]

Juanpa: "bleep that that's cursing in spanish" Also Juanpa: "AHUEVO CABRONEEEEEES"

[@lemonshobbies]

No hablo español :)

[@DumPixels]

@@lemonshobbies Then don’t reply

[@andresnunez6293]

Cabrón is an insult, but... Just like "Idiot" or "Dumbass"... A very mild insult

[@beatrizstahl8776]

Que hace Juan Pa Z con Dr. Mike? O sea, Por qué está ahí?

[@terrifiedpistachio]

@@lemonshobbiesbruh

[@myab4004]

juanpa- “so ur a virgin” mike- “YES” 😂😂😂😂

[@braelynpeterson8114]

Is he tho 😂😂😂😂

[@izzy.bel15]

Mya B OMGGGG

[@blackdahlia3900]

I honestly thought I had heard wrong

[@Agirlnamedshape]

@@A.N.Bisoen Virgin to skydiving.

[@joanna3796]

had to go through the comments if he sure did say that

[@trizsah]

when he said that “he kissed the wrong girl” i thought he had confused the person who he was supposed to kiss and kissed someone else xjsnsksnsj

[@samratnandy8741]

Do u wanna do that?

[@ms.struggle3519]

I thought the Same 😂

[@CraigDeQuetteville]

Same girl

[@EasternDresses]

same

[@houwlingwoolf]

Sarah I made your likes 1k

[@OrlandoGamer2000]

It's a bad idea telling medical lies to Doctor Mike

[@vanismachannel2335]

It really is 😂

[@thebrokencr0wn]

“who boiled it?” “my sister” a few seconds later “i boiled it for my sister, she was sick” mike definitely trying to mess him up

[@831tina]

“My hunch, my heart as a Mexican kid with a working visa in the United States” 😂😂 I can’t 😂😂

[@akanksha7028]

Ye kab ki baat he?

[@lou4535]

I was Reading this exactly when He Said it😂😂😂

[@AmericaM91]

I think he says working *decently 🤷‍♀️

[@BumbaySwag]

@@akanksha7028 kya?

[@akanksha7028]

@@BumbaySwag I was asking for thumbnail! from the video

[@wakoyel]

Pluto: im no longer a planet...

[@laylammorais]

RIP 134340...

[@emilyesnyman]

😭😭

[@tiffanyc115]

BRO IT WAS FUNNY ASF JUANPA WAS LIKEE "yea pluto is a planet but disney? mickey? pluto? like he rly thought we didnt know"..

[@exoticcats6119]

F for Pluto ;-;

[@ava4689]

Its ok. Good dwarf planet.

[@laisha3546]

Juanpa : “My mother had a Caesarean section when I was born” Dr.Mike: “were you the one being born” I-😭😭😂

[@Maria-zk3sw]

What are lungs

[@angeladavidson2350]

😂😂😂

[@kay-nc9lt]

MJ why did u ask that it has nothin to do with the comment

[@chenelmcechron9832]

😂😂

[@linuszarrouk2004]

Ah yes the floor is made out of floor

[@demigough7934]

I love how obvious Mike made his ones 🤣 "What's wrong with you?!" "What's wrong with my Sister?!" 😂😂😂

[@visszhang27]

Juanpa: Where did you kiss her?? Doctor mike: *raises eyebrows* on the lips? Juanpa: correct, sorry. Location? I DIED

[@visszhang27]

@Doctor mike Sadly, I doubt you are actually My Guy Doctor Mike.. But yeah hello

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

@Doctor mike if a youtuber comments something, their name is highlighted, your name is not highlighted. Your name is not fully capitalized, his is. Your profile picture is different. My question is why? You are clearly baiting people to think you are him and trying to get their hopes up. Why? What joy do you get from that?

[@visszhang27]

@@basicallystevenuniverse511 well and he legit joined KZbin RIGHT before commenting that.. Like no self hate here, but I reaaaasllly don't think doctor mikes first priority when making a fresh acc, is messaging a random fan back "hello" lol

[@alexfraze12087]

@@basicallystevenuniverse511 Attention, lol. Why else xD

[@francishill838]

“I mi

[@kapowpenguinpenguin9352]

Mexicans : we love jumping out of planes Donald Trump : I will build a net

[@chavrios3007]

KaPowpenguin Penguin hahaha this comment is so underrated

[@chickennuggetmartinez1926]

*Bruh*

[@cjstar01jones17]

Before or after impeachment?

[@yunssss]

Jajajajajaja 😂 best comment ever!!!

[@t.m.599]

😂🤣😆😭💀💀

[@sgtruru]

"In Russia we take holidays to the ocean "Was your sister there?" "No she was at school" Me: *confusion*

[@charlie41148]

lmao I assume he meant like day trips

[@LauraDeFeh]

But like he said it was near where he lived, and he said they lived near Moscow, but Moscow is basically on the other side of the country of East Siberian Sea, so all you had to do was know geography 😀😀

[@waitwho4416]

@@LauraDeFeh he/she meant that Why is her sister in school in holidays? So all you need to do is to comprehend the question

[@syrwen]

LauraDeFeh exactly what I was thinking

[@LauraDeFeh]

@@waitwho4416 well, holidays doesn't necessarily mean school holidays, it can be just a little vacation, and as he was in kindergarten, it's not not uncommon just not to go from time to time if your parents want to tske you somewhere or whatever, his sister, however, was probably already in school, were generally you don't miss a day just because. At least this would be my logic😀

[@megaman992]

As he’s trying to touch the knee “I just want to see if it dislocates” reminds me of the “where does it hurt” before they apply pressure to the pain

[@Christinakloehn-ip3tu]

"Where does it hurt" reminds me of when I was in elementary school if I had a bruise or scratch on my knee or smth, "Where does it hurt?" "My knee," "Here's an ice pack! Go back to class sweetie!"

[@meloni6280]

I was hospitalised for something related to my kidney. The doctor examining me after a couple of days: "Does it still hurt?" Me: "I think I'm better, doctor" The doctor: *proceeds to punch me on both sides of my lower back Turns out I was still hurting.

[@andreaavina6446]

No one: Not a single soul: Dr. Mike: my dad... he’s a doctor

[@mf4349]

*h e s h i s o w n d a d*

[@youracatalepsy]

@@mf4349 Its Steg,

[@mf4349]

@@youracatalepsy OH MY IRENE IM SCARED NOW

[@youracatalepsy]

@@mf4349 I'm also scared-

[@bea1092]

as a daughter of a doctor, we are truly constantly mentioning that

[@krator1655]

So uhh... Where's the second vid Mike? Are you scared of the possibility of getting thrown out a plane?

[@ayushdeepa1864]

Liked and ignored... That's a lotta damage Edit- Don't u guys dare like this comment more

[@krator1655]

@@ayushdeepa1864 lmao 😂

[@cvldvibez5089]

@@ayushdeepa1864 true

[@nin1ch0]

@Doctor mike fake

[@jelly2584]

He’s still liking comments months later. Now that’s dedication

[@pamscott3216]

Dr. Mike: "In Russia, we take VACATIONS to the sea" Juanpa: Do you have any brothers? Dr. Mike: I have a sister Juanpa: Was she there? Dr. Mike: "NO, she was in school" Poor girl, she was going to school WHILE on vacation in the East Siberian Sea LMAO

[@johnharoldlim6988]

@Shadoww Nemesis01 yup i was also skeptical there, and he claims they were taking vacations to the sea that only near and Moscow is obvsly too far from the coasts lol

[@bobjoe7579]

BItcoin Or pat pall. Is that where you send your unemployment

[@Jpow915]

Exactly! Came here to say this. Also I agreed with DR Mike about the dislocated knee getting better with rest not sounding correct.

[@the711devin4]

He also said his dad was a doctor even though he had already said that

[@kush3247]

😂😂 yeap

[@nitrolucy1309]

“Who saved you?” “My dad… He’s a doctor” HAD ME IN TEARSSSSSSSS

[@nikosblast6147]

*He cursed in spanish more than twice and he didn’t bleep it XDDD.*

[@Kbear-xt9mh]

Doctor mike faker

[@clarkloeffler801]

no one: literally not a single soul: juanpa: tétanos? tétanos? tétanos?

[@rebeccam.7249]

how will know it not like the doctor speak spanish or anything

[@lutsangyramos1923]

"A huevo"!!! Mi mamá regaña a mi hermano cuando lo oye decirlo jajjjja

[@ryanwimberley2164]

@@borealklein-vods4690 “¡Ahuevo, cabrónes!”

[@izzy.bel15]

Dr Mike: “Can u stand up for a second?” **reaches toward knee** Juanpa: “DOn’T tOuCh IT!! THaT’s ILLeGal!!” “I’M GoNnA mE ToO YoU!” 18:20

[@deniseberry2680]

TheWorldOfTheBelSisters I’m gonna me too you lmao

[@filahasti8764]

@@deniseberry2680 i was looking for his comment lmao

[@xr763]

@@filahasti8764 same lol

[@MO-hq9vs]

I’m gonna “me too” you 😂😂😂

[@AstroBethTeal]

I was also looking for this hahahahah😂😂😂

[@lunaxstrange]

"If I win, doctor flies. If I lose, it's a tie." I'm dying 🤣

[@laneywest3588]

Best. line. ever.

[@jadewestjohn1871]

bruhhh

[@fortune8833]

Best. Best. Best. Best. Line. In. The. World

[@natnew3544]

Lol same

[@PixelionRules]

🤣🤣🤣

[@averyhong3751]

Juanpa after finding out the truth: THE POWER OF THE CACTUUUS

[@kinggaming1391]

Juanpa: “who saved you” Mike: “ my dad” Also mike: “HeS a DoCTor”

[@aliqureshi9741]

ooo he watches shapiro too

[@eamma2129]

I know right makes no sense lol

[@laurarioux-nadeau5759]

Once you realize that Doctor Mike knows his lies better than he knows the true statement, you will easily know when he is lying or not.

[@yanan7801]

Laura R. I think it’s a psychological thing that is often used to detect lies. When somebody puts so much detail into it and you know that you yourself wouldn’t have remembered it that much, it’s probably a lie

[@lancetheking7524]

@@yanan7801 you psychologist???

[@yanan7801]

Lance The King No but I read it in a scholarly journal a few years ago

[@caylalynn5340]

@@yanan7801 I had to take quit a few criminal psychology classes and this is one of the things we learned

[@jingsenliu489]

l am come form China

[@GypsyEncounters]

...".I didn't die" Love that Dr. Mike clarified for us

[@tamararbrown6352]

Yes, I was curious if he made it or not.. but fortunately he cleared that up.

[@acwor7857]

🤣😂

[@larry1816]

Idk if your being sarcastic but *SOME OF US* actually needed this clarification smh...we were genuinely concerned

[@Bianca-vw1we]

well your breathing so I KINDA FIGURED 😤😤😤😤😤

[@indranildutta7443]

Thank god he mentioned, I thought he died when he was 4

[@yourboikermit5074]

I like how Mike was so suspicious when he said the amount of time he had the elbow cast on 😂

[@Theunicorn2012]

I like how Mike was so suspicious when he said the amount of time he had the elbow cast on 😂

[@Christinakloehn-ip3tu]

@@Theunicorn2012 why are you just copying peoples comments and then just replying it to them??

[@ravenrockz6254]

When Juanpa is asking dr. Mike, he sounds like he’s asking a patient what happened 😂

[@ikimiyu]

W

[@jarjeimentosaviusjigglebot8640]

@@ikimiyu IN

[@Justapurpleman]

I KNOW

[@almahothero927]

hahha

[@Theunicorn2012]

When Juanpa is asking dr. Mike, he sounds like he’s asking a patient what happened 😂

[@destinyhunt2751]

"he's a doctor" everytime he's talking about his dad 😭

[@Im_Imi.]

True that true that

[@dunnnuu6502]

Is that cute or sad?

[@jbhsddjhdgjhwehbd]

@@dunnnuu6502 funny

[@joxysurge9631]

"my dad is a chemist " is my go to when I'm just being a junkie lmao 🤣

[@axelvaessler846]

Exactly

[@breannadavlut2438]

“You let a 5 year old boil water” ends up being real lmaaaaao

[@Studybuddies123]

Dr Mike: talking about his dad ,"He is a doctor" 😂😂😂 every time

[@1helluvakiller352]

Dr. Mike is such a terrible liar. I mean, as should all doctors be.

[@scomeback]

True

[@Alexsomnia]

@Doctor mike Bro stfu

[@Funniestofallkryo]

dude not all doctors should be terrible liars :/

[@astridmacias223]

No one: - Literally not s single soul: - Juanpa: THE POWER OF THE CACTUUUUUUS.

[@greenapple7061]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tyler-me8zg]

Astrid Macias lol

[@user-rz7hb1eh3x]

My favourite sentence from this entire video

[@Sunset_Stars]

That’s cracked me up 😂😂😂

[@nutslps]

The best thing that he said it with accent like Káktuuus 😂😂

[@Wigconic.]

Two gorgeous people in one video omg

[@Ronaldo-nj9pi]

ikr!

[@ah3750]

@@Ronaldo-nj9pi gay

[@tanihehe]

Stop using gay as an insult you doofuses.

[@davidvalencia129]

@@Ronaldo-nj9pi you forgot tl say No Homo.... 😂

[@ah3750]

@@tanihehe imagine being gay lol. Never me

[@felixpuerta5149]

Ok, I definitely need part 2 of this Medical Confessions

[@katieguinan2617]

No one: No one at all: Doctor Mike: My dad. He’s a doctor.

[@katieguinan2617]

Sorry I didn’t scan through the 3500+ comments to make sure I had a different thought than anybody else.

[@katieguinan2617]

It’s not though. The second comment on my screen is about a cactus. I just looked and I scrolled through about 20 comments. There was 1 about his dad being a doctor. :)

[@SoupyBnuy]

@Elsa Peach actually the other post was the person who stole from this post this post was made 4 days before the other one

[@SoupyBnuy]

@@katieguinan2617 that other person should've checked the time the post was made and not assume you copied when you didnt

[@cherrybomb5624]

Elsa Peach a lot of people thought about that so

[@imlost3708]

Juanpa: *asks a difficult question* Mike: In Russian culture 。。。

[@besties640]

You also have 1 sub lol not to mean tho

[@LT_Aegis]

Dr. Mike: "I had a fishhook stuck in my neck" Juampa: "How?" Dr. Mike: "Well, I was in Russia..." Me: "Of course..."

[@CarlaJageryearsago]

... Lol...

[@sepillon677]

*i n m o t h e r r u s s i a . . .*

[@aquafantom]

В Саранске, прошу заметить х2

[@thepretzel2]

In Soviet Russia, fishhook fishes YOU.

[@karateladybug6324]

😂😂

[@alex_Sportz78]

I’m proud of you for this! Very informative and genuine, idk what to say but this is easily one of your best videos!

[@sophiaa3190]

no one: literally not a single soul: juanpa: tétanos? tétanos? tétanos?

[@NazaQuintana]

Hakuna matata 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ΠΑΝΑΓΙΩΤΗΣΜΠΟΖΟΣ-φ4ε]

In the beginning I didn't really get that it was a joke, because I'm from Greece and that's how you say it in Greek so I was like why is everyone laughing😂

[@nihalmohammed6674]

@@ΠΑΝΑΓΙΩΤΗΣΜΠΟΖΟΣ-φ4ε lol, what a small world bro

[@arelylopez253]

Im mexican, so i was like, whats wrong? Then i remembered, lol

[@ΠΑΝΑΓΙΩΤΗΣΜΠΟΖΟΣ-φ4ε]

@@nihalmohammed6674 haha ikr😂

[@decadentgamer8322]

"was building castles, and the wave sucked me in" "Who saved you" "my dad, he's a doctor" I take it he was also part Atlantian

[@engineeringismyblood5212]

Juanpa: THE POWER OF THE CACTUS 🌵😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nunbinbanbu]

The way he said cuctooos was so cute😂

[@annemiekelouw9571]

I died haha

[@taymo2199]

I literally cackled so hard hahahahaha

[@tanyaledesma5635]

sounds like something Sokka would say

[@Mukawakadoodoo]

That just reminds me of mescaline or San Pedro

[@Hankerang]

Doctor Mike: “I missed one week of high school because I punctured my ears with a Q-Tip.” Me: “Doctor Mike would NEVER!”

[@Christinakloehn-ip3tu]

@TheLostAge maybe. whispers menacingly into your ear* *just maybe.*

[@iolanda_liang]

Juanpa: Where? Mike: *russia*

[@samikshyapanda1280]

Juanpa's confessions be like: *"I broke my elbow at a party"* And then there's Doctor Mike like : *"I was thrown off a surfboard and drowned in the sea and found the remains of the Titanic and then a great white shark said wassup"*

[@rahimahchesoh8433]

I donno y but i found this funny😂😂

[@izuk0stories729]

XD

[@moshoswirls5863]

😭😂

[@javeriahaq3228]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 brooo

[@rc333c]

𝙾𝚖𝚐 𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@Lizzyscloset]

Juanpa: who saved you? Mike: my dad Juanpa: talking Mike out of nowhere: My dad's a doctor!!

[@toriford5292]

He also said at 7:59 "I didn't die" yeah obviously you didn't die.

[@OnlyTakingBuckets]

@@toriford5292 pretty sure he was talking about his heart stopping not actually you know, dying

[@almahothero927]

😅😂🤣😆

[@Theunicorn2012]

Juanpa: who saved you? Mike: my dad Juanpa: talking Mike out of nowhere: My dad's a doctor!!

[@meikusje]

Juanpa is very good at this, remembering details and then unexpectedly coming back to them to see if Dr Mike remembers them as well.

[@j.4519]

is it just me or is Juanpa’s laugh so soothing

[@yvonneg3089]

I guesssss I'm a serial killer!!!! Thanks for the diagnosis!!! 🤣😂 too funny

[@nosrednail]

"Dont touch it, that's illegal" LMAO

[@sparklelistz]

Yo u got a like from dr. Mike

[@agashihee]

Wow

[@nosrednail]

@@sparklelistz And that's my biggest achievement :D

[@kali1338]

“I was bleeding but it wasn’t like huuuaaaaah” - Juanpa Zurita, 2020

[@rocketgod6808]

2019, but close. Late December.

[@galaxyeve2646]

When Juanpa says, “that sister man” I just chocked up laughing

[@amandadelecosse1661]

"If I win, doctor flies". 😂🤣😂

[@CarlaJageryearsago]

LOL😂

[@laneywest3588]

😂

[@Bianca-vw1we]

hehe he hee

[@lilith___3426]

my mind went. plague doctors- their mask looked like a bird thing. they are both doctors- this is gonna somehow be connected. yes. flyyyy!!!!

[@nadasgachas]

@@Bianca-vw1we Micheal Jackson?-

[@ninjakuben8217]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE FISH HOOK YOU.

[@gabriela_rose4827]

Pinnicle of Russian comedy

[@imnotsocreative5985]

I CANT STOP LAUGJING

[@MdSahil-kd9gw]

@@imnotsocreative5985 *WE

[@49thjem64]

Fr

[@soggycornflake9449]

I absolutely love how juanpa cursed like 25% of the vid in Spanish and doctor mike didn’t realize what he was saying 😂

[@pandasforeverprayingforukr4834]

Lol I didn't know that Lol that's hilarious

[@Theunicorn2012]

I absolutely love how juanpa cursed like 25% of the vid in Spanish and doctor mike didn’t realize what he was saying😂

[@SophieVillafuerte]

I’m Mexican. I DO NOT a jump out of planes 🤣🤣🤣

[@NaylaMansilla]

-Where did you kiss her?? Dr. Mike : Uhh on the lips

[@afiamuqaddas8841]

#600

[@jackycandy4728]

When was Juanpa said you’re one of those kids. I died 💀💀🤣😂🤣😂

[@jackycandy4728]

Omg Dr.Mike saw my comment

[@ski4039]

@@jackycandy4728 w

[@hassaan1670]

@@jackycandy4728 brruh u made it cringe by pointing it out tho

[@pineapple6602]

Dr.Mike: “The planet, Pluto” Scientists: Let me tell you something let me tell you

[@lilacdoves]

LMAOO

[@ZiRR0]

Well, it is a planet, a dwarf planet. They just stopped counting it as a planet of our solar system.

[@funneemonke7973]

300th like

[@exoticcats6119]

I mean isn’t a dwarf planet a type of planet? It has planet in the name

[@ZiRR0]

@@exoticcats6119 ye

[@lizbethguzman5244]

I love how Juanpa was saying that they censored the curse because he wants to monetize the video, but then he proceeded to say a lot of curses in Spanish. 🤣🤣🤣

[@hyesky26]

Dr. Mike...I missed four weeks of high school for kissing a girl.. Juanpa...What did she have.. herpes? Me...I’m dying..

[@ianbonnar1801]

What's funny?

[@alascala1544]

Mouth herpes is a thing I’m pretty sure

[@reagansprouse185]

@@alascala1544 yeah it is but you dont get it from kissing but ik not going to explain It to u

[@mollycagle7440]

Probably got the mono

[@Indrea13]

@@reagansprouse185 but you actually can lol

[@birlis6105]

I bursted out laughing when Juanpa shouted "The POWER of the CACTUS"

[@sofiadelong6467]

Me to

[@softyturtle2324]

When?

[@elizavlogs4277]

@Covers By Kamille some ppl don’t catch it

[@cestmavie7996]

Kaktoos

[@Joy-po7ym]

Saaameee and went straight searching for a comment mentioning this 😂😂

[@yaelberistain2371]

- WHERE DID YOU KISS HER? - LIKE ON THE LIPS 😂 - CORRECT SORRY, LOCATION HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@genesisyriarte6297]

I DIED ROTFL

[@scheie129]

When?

[@scheie129]

Nvm found it, 13:55

[@katheryncarrier1535]

laughter is the best medicine. saving this for the next time i think im getting sick. ty

[@realburrito5767]

Juanpa: “Don’t use Q-Tips ‘cause they’re not legal” Mike: “yes” I lost it 😂😂😂

[@NWolfsson]

OK, FINE!... I must have an 21-years-old box of Q-tips somewhere, though, does that count? ;)

[@lorenal9471]

Real Burrito HAHAHA

[@tiffles3890]

" *I once dropped a scalpel inside a patient ... PEEPOOP!!* "

[@michaelscott2990]

Gaurab Chatterjee imaged the patient seeing this video hahaha

[@Nuka-_-]

@@michaelscott2990 *peewoop*

[@Blueexdtb]

Peewhoop *

[@Hehehshdjdjdj]

Poop.. pepoop ..... Peewoop...

[@jc.92]

Pee poop indeed 🤣

[@almejias1513]

Nobody: Literally no one: Dr. Mike: “My dad, he’s a doctor”

[@eleniplevriti3304]

It's really cute

[@ashleigh9255]

We need more of these 😂

[@nicolekuek7358]

I’m assuming Juanpa is not in the healthcare profession, so it feels like Dr Mike has an unfair advantage =P It was still entertaining though!

[@kylieeeeep]

“Don’t touch it- I’m gonna ‘me too’ you” God this video has some great quotes

[@haewonchoi2752]

“I missed 4 weeks of school cause I kissed the wrong girl” Me: What? Like you kissed someone thinking it was your girlfriend or something and stayed home from embarrassment?

[@Crystelgames]

Same

[@tylorkelley4766]

That’s the same thing I thought 💭

[@lizjoy6828]

I was thinking he kissed the wrong girl and got beat up by her boyfriend. 4 weeks is a long time to regret that mistake. 🤣

[@superdude3112]

Liz Joy or beat up so much that he broke something

[@danielgerardlunag6432]

true true. haha.

[@ballet1m789]

I love when he says “ well i didnt die…”😂

[@amongusfreak6249]

"THE POWER OF THE CACTUS" -Juanpa Zurita 2019

[@turtlesrprettycool3379]

Lmao

[@untilyouburn]

„Hey Mike, what’s u-“ - My dad. „Wha..“ - He‘s a doctor.

[@bobbysquest]

Lale G. AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[@laureen83]

Juanpa: "You're a virgin?" Doctor Mike, confidently: "Yes!"

[@alexis_algarin]

hes talking about jumping out of planes 😅

[@841-zainabshanafarook7]

"that sister man-" LMAO you need to bring this guy back on ur channel.

[@addison_ge1]

The fish hook one was easy, he said he grew up in Russia so why was he having a picnic in central park while his mum was shopping when he was 7. He also said he came to America in 1995.

[@wakemeupwhenpeoplearesaneagain]

I THINK (but please don't quote this as fact) I remember him saying in a video once that he came to the states when he was six-ish. So he could have been in New York at the age of 7

[@boxinggirl7779]

Or some people take holidays lol

[@user-rk8kt6zu5q]

I did the deed and I got the likes at 69. you’re welcome.

[@addison_ge1]

@@user-rk8kt6zu5q you my friend are a legend

[@flush280]

It could be possible he went to America when he was 6.

[@emishenajfirechannle3860]

Juanpa: THE POWER OF CACTUSSSSSSSSSS

[@kaysteed9540]

That was me when I was eleven years old and me and my brother got in a fight and I would scream THE POWER OF MY MAGIC ORB!!!!!!!!!!!! I was a strange child....

[@annyrose4218]

Omg I was looking for this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@keertanapradeepkumar4070]

A collab I never knew I needed But I like

[@snip3r416]

keertana pradeepkumar hopefully more people that does skits.

[@VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb]

Dr. Mike: “I have taken a vow to do no harm.” Also Dr. Mike: “I just want to see if it dislocates!”

[@biancaravizza1328]

"that sister man..." 😂😂😂😂

[@kridswonderhowell4541]

No NYC parent would let their child take off their shoes in CP ! LOL

[@men-i-trust]

Yea

[@reysquadron7820]

My exact thought...yeah right! Also thick shoes in July????

[@fallingpetunias9046]

@@reysquadron7820 Kids don't make the most rational decisions

[@braelynpeterson8114]

Mike: keeps braging about his dad being A doctor Juanpa: said he wanted to be Spider-Man

[@caribeth4705]

Need more of this!

[@shad0wscale]

He really out here saying Saransk is close to the east Siberian sea

[@DoctorMike]

My lying skills are on POINT

[@shad0wscale]

@@DoctorMike 11/10 lying skills 😂😂

[@wesleypatterson2989]

@Doctor mike You two, fight. There can only be one

[@Sarahhh_13]

@@wesleypatterson2989 the other one is out. There is no other Dr. Mike like this one

[@skythesinger8708]

@@DoctorMike I see that. He's lying right now.

[@lohetennen6152]

"who saved you?" "My dad. He's a doctor !" explanation for everything: he's a doctor😁

[@camilasparza5127]

When JuanPa said "It feels nice because it's not legal" I lost it.

[@TheSleepSteward]

Bring him back on! Easily one of the funniest vieos and one of my favourites on the channel! ❤

[@ronaldogente5916]

I love how so many of Dr Mike's reasons were "Well In Russia..." And Juanpa's reasons are "Well in Mexico..."

[@elizabethlauter3155]

‘Don’t touch it’ ‘It’s illegal’ ‘ i will MeToo you’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 he’s so funny

[@Baccheinn]

Making light of the me too movement is funny to you ? Huh

[@rampe5610]

@@Baccheinn relax capt uptight, its just a joke.

[@Baccheinn]

@@rampe5610 back off Ram. Jokes are meant to be funny. We can agree to disagree.

[@barneythesniper6303]

@@Baccheinn dude just shut up

[@Baccheinn]

@@barneythesniper6303 want me to shut up? Get off the internet

[@ellevenn0132]

“My heart, as a Mexican kid... with a working Visa in the United States” BRO 🤣 also him saying “no mames” over and over is so funny