Does Bob Mortimer have a toaster on his bedside table? - Would I Lie To You? WILTY

[@raulgalets]

Finding a Bob Mortimer story you never heard before feels like finding money inside your pocket

[@MS-vx1xt]

Haha, so true!

[@colephelps6202]

Yeah, a tenner.

[@martinstent5339]

more like finding "pocket meat" 😷

[@HellShapedWomb]

@@martinstent5339 😅😂🤣

[@UncleBenPackWatch]

I wish I could forget the ones I'd already seen again like "fingerprints on an empty handrail" to laugh for the first time again

[@montague2362]

Over the years Bob has systematically broken David's resolve. Where there was once an astute, logical man there is now a shell, a mere vestige of his former self.

[@bicyclethief]

David doesn't even try to discern truth from lies anymore. That ship sailed. So all that's left is damage control to the psyche

[@cg9631]

Bob is the best. Comedy genius this is

[@genolopez6127]

Maybe it would've been simpler just to kill him. I should know how to kill someone by now. I've watched enough CSI.

[@MarkDavidIrwin]

@5:42 David lays out the psychological core of the game, which has taken him so many years to unearth

[@livb6945]

Actually it's a good thing. For most of the stories on this show, logic just doesn't work. David has developed his intuition in a wonderful way!!

[@palinironthumb8522]

Bob is undoubtedly the best guest this show has ever had.

[@jrgenaarvik7671]

I'd say he's the best guest any show, has ever had.

[@yewsengcheong1637]

David’s groan and then resignation that he will inevitably get it wrong kills me.

[@adamarens3520]

Without a doubt.

[@rorywilliams1885]

It’s said in an interview with Bob and rob that he’s by far the favourite guest by the viewer’s….

[@alexanderkubanski9563]

Apart from the 1 anomaly of Kevin Bridges actually buying a horse in Bulglaria, I would agree with your statement! 😎😅 Maybe Kevin has the best clip overall, but just once. Bob can play this show for decades and never run of stories, or amusement

[@TVFILMBUFF]

Bob's power is that his storytelling for both truths and lies are identical.

[@79pants]

And it doesn’t hurt that his truths are bonkers.

[@ChrisLee-yr7tz]

And both equally unbelievable.

[@Stuck313]

His power is he has amazing unbelievable stories

[@tomsetberg4746]

Henning is also fantastic, his stories are just so German

[@TVFILMBUFF]

@@tomsetberg4746 Henning had what can only be described as a fantastical 3 weeks back in the mid 90s.

[@samod7550]

If Bob can convince David that Chris Rea ran him a bath in a re cording studio, cracked an egg into it and that he's done it ever since, he can convince them of anything.

[@louismeek5967]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@DH1985-MB]

hahahaha! so true!

[@chrissiesilver3635]

Eggsactly!

[@121N60]

After all these years, David finally solved the Bob Mortimer Conundrum. It is better to assume you will be wrong, and you must chose which way you would prefer to be fooled, than to try to get the question right. Then, he went against his better judgement anyway.

[@davids3539]

If he does that, then 1) he's not playing the game, and 2) it's boring TV if he just says lie not trying to figure it out.

[@ronrolfsen3977]

@@davids3539 That is the point. Trying to figure out whatever Bob Mortimer is lying is just impossible anyway.

[@davids3539]

@@ronrolfsen3977 But if you don't try, it makes crap TV because as David says, you just ignore what he says, don't interact, and just guess it's a lie each time.

[@RikardPeterson]

@@davids3539 That's not what he said. He said that *in this instance*, it would be better to be wrong if you said it's a lie. The opposite could also be true.

[@lewisham]

@@RikardPeterson but it never is.

[@drewmoffatt9414]

"Bob, it's you next." "For the past ten years I have had an agreement with the producers of this show whereby after picking up the card I say anything I want, and they change the display so that David is always wrong."

[@oz_jones]

Oh god yes

[@publicshared1780]

Then David picks true but it turns out it's a "lie". Then David is committed.

[@h_rd_g]

Please do it

[@Wemdiculous]

IT’S TRUE

[@odd_shoes]

It would be good for the last ever episode!

[@SashaGrace94]

“MORE BACON, CHILD” kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣

[@leviathangaming5938]

Same! 😂

[@cudo85]

I love when Bob is on the show, I'll never forget - "We do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden"

[@eileenbell8965]

A classic!!!!!

[@simong5091]

Sniper’s Dream!!

[@bluebird3042]

Yes! 😂

[@jodie-b4g]

Theft and Shrubbery 😅😅😅

[@probablygraham]

What makes Bob and his loony stories so funny is that when he says these things it's as if he finds them quite normal. It's only when David questions what Bob has said that he appears to appreciate just how strange the things are and he cracks up.

[@devansh5562]

No, what makes them so funny is that if anyone else told the same story it'd be a lie without question. But with Bob so many of his looney stories have been true that you never know what to expect!

[@probablygraham]

@@devansh5562 - maybe it's a bit of both, i.e. Bob tells the stories but only when he's questioned about them does he come to the realization that the stories being true is funny. That's why he can tell the stories with such a poker face.

[@lewisham]

@@devansh5562 this is a man who does his own dentistry. Having a toaster by the bed is nothing.

[@daviddieudonne7829]

It’s the entire package for me. The crazy real ones, the fact he messes with David’s logic, the fact he adds even more crazy stuff to an already crazy thing and most of all the way he tells it, but indeed things only coming from bob are possible is the cherry. Like here, the way he talks about first the tea, like having a toaster isn’t crazy enough, he has tea too and a wide variety of things for on the toast. He tells it and I can actually picture him doing it. He doesn’t even try to convince, he just tells it like it’s normal and we’re the crazy ones. Love him !

[@KK-iz5pl]

He cracks up because of David's efforts to interrogate him to make sense and order of his stories whereas he knows they are mostly random nonsense!

[@wilms2328]

Another funny part is that Bob only has 2 children

[@vandykebeard2216]

And they are called Bobs and Bob's.

[@john.premose]

The other funny thing is he lives in a shoe, and has so many children he doesn’t know what to do. That’s why there’s only room for his bedroom in the upstairs

[@PaulAngeloff]

One of the above comments is not true. Whichever you pick will be wrong. You have to decide which wrong you’d rather live with. Go.

[@userjim83]

They have 19 children tho

[@TallSilentGuy]

That he knows about.

[@JustJezBeingJez]

He does his own dentistry, had a hand lion, played thief or shrubbery, got in trouble for grotesque masks, set his house on fire with fireworks... There is nothing this man could say that I wouldn't believe

[@Chariots84]

And can split an apple in half with his bare hands

[@julianshepherd2038]

After he has spoken I barely believe in myself but I have a sign saying, I think k therefore I am, to stop me going crazy.

[@ramanathan1983]

Also Bob helped Damon Hill to Grand Prix success by presenting him a scotch egg, charmed a spider out of his shoo by tooting a flute at it, pushed his cat around in a pram cause it had sprained 3 of its ankles, & bob can break an apple in half with his bare hands. But his memory is vague - much like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail. For him to recollect his past is like picking pollen off a mouse's handkerchief. What a stud!

[@stonkr]

And cut everyone's hair at a holiday camp.

[@paulkerrigan9857]

He also tried to develop a backwards toilet with Christian Slater.

[@astridnygard8771]

I love the chemistry between Mitchell and Mortimer. Contrasting comedy styles, yet so compatible. An absolute delight to watch.

[@Missjunebugfreak]

Me too. Would love to see them do a comedy show together where Bob just keeps confounding David with his random habits and stories.

[@yeeee859]

There are very very few people on this earth that can make comedians cry laughing as often and consistently as Bob.

[@brownie3454]

norm and gilbert RIP

[@liamgbooth]

I love how David Mitchell is now deciding truth or lie on the basis of: "Which answer can I live with." The sign of a truly broken man 😂

[@botori9194]

Bob's true stories are so outrageous that I think he broke David. If Bob said he once lived in a cold climate where it snowed year-round, he had to walk 5 miles uphill both ways to/from school and built a regiment of snowmen to guard him on his walk, I would have to briefly think about my answer - everyone else in the world I would automatically say it's a lie.

[@JimmyC1994]

Bob's funeral will be like the ending of "Big Fish" David Mitchell will be standing at his tomb while all these weird and whacky characters show up to lay scotch eggs, masks, jobble-tops and pocket meat on his coffin and his gravestone will say "I was telling... The truth..."

[@Redhairedviking09]

@@JimmyC1994 OMG! I can totally picture that in my head! Also, great movie. Big Fish is definitely amongst my favourite movies ever.

[@JimmyC1994]

@@Redhairedviking09 I love Big Fish, such a good film that nobody talks about anymore

[@clauditube12]

The joy of watching this man tell stories is undescribable .

[@janiceelliott413]

Doesn't matter if it's true ot false bob makes any answer hilariously funny. Thanks for the tears in my eyes bob.

[@gary199c5]

That groan from David at the start perfectly described what was about to unfold.

[@mattparks8434]

I've watched all of the Bob Mortimer clips at least 5 times over and I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as with this one. Knowing the full arc with the egg stories, and David Mitchell's increasing exacerbation with his inability to read Bob... seeing the entire panel get the priceless uncontrollable laugh when it's so funny you can't even get the words out, is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on t his show.

[@GitFinger]

Bob is the best… surreal at times… but what a life he’s lived

[@marcushinton772]

Having read his autobiography I can believe anything of Bob - a legend

[@angeladawn805]

Dammit, David has finally cracked The Mortimer Code: it's easier to live with 'it's a lie' and be wrong, than 'it's true' and be wrong - and his team didn't back him!

[@albertbatfinder5240]

Yes! This issue arose when aspects of David and Victoria’s marriage were being “scrutinised” under cross-examination by Lee. The consequences of calling things true when they are a lie are far more damning.

[@robnewton3368]

@@angeladawn805 : it’s the, “which path is least humiliating” gambit.

[@FlorentPlacide]

Whenever I think or talk about this show Bob Mortimer always comes first to mind. the man is made for the format.

[@PaddyRoon7]

David saying "WE HAVEN'T PUT THE TOAST DOWN YET." Perfection

[@statto74]

You don’t put toast down, you put bread down.

[@funkyfranx]

@@statto74 Unless you're German

[@kaycamille1544]

Bob makes comedy look so easy. It is incredibly difficult to do what Bob does so effortlessly. He has an incredible gift and is a master at what he does best. One of the greatest entertainers around in my opinion.

[@charl3z_the_bucket890]

This might be my favourite Bob mortimer story yet. not many people could get a room of 5 comedians laughing for over 3 minutes with just the 3 words "One O'Clock"

[@LewisCampbellTech]

That "alarm clock for a 3 minute nap" joke deserved way more laughter.

[@magicmansm]

The way everyone is just in tears at one point adding to the mayhem 😄

[@ILuvAyeAye]

Bob's got a tell! He only gets defensive or argumentative when he's lying. Like in this episode when he said "no, that's just acting" about how hard it was to reach the kettle, or the egg bath one when he said he can't take a bath at that temperature, or the owl one "you're not understanding this was a sick bird". When he's telling the truth, and people don't believe him, he just laughs, no arguing. I love him.

[@epicHough]

In the true tales as well, the people involved have a funny name. Sniper's dream, the Mole, Sergeant Bytheway lol

[@themoolag]

Don't base it on the albumin

[@renejean2523]

"It was just a lump of meat and feathers."

[@TequilaToothpick]

"I'm sorry do we have a problem here?" when questioned on why his tawny wasn't perched is my favorite defensive Bob moment.

[@spuzzdawg]

My memory was that the egg bath one was true though. Have I remembered it wrong?

[@passengerplanetearth]

When you watch it again, knowing he's lying, he's just such a smooth liar, looks everyone right in the eye and looks so innocent while his brain is busy concocting, concocting... I don't think he's ever not made me laugh out loud :-)

[@theurbancrystalhealer6952]

Gemini’s are the master of lying

[@juankusoff]

@@theurbancrystalhealer6952 Star sign nonsense

[@masansr]

Even rewatching and knowing it's a lie, I still 100% believe that's the truth.

[@thepontiacbandit7329]

I think he actually has a tell. When he's telling the truth, he misses a lot of details, like the actual names, and says stuff like "it was a long time ago", and gives a general feeling that he's not sure about it. When he's telling a lie, he's more trying to sell it - if challenged like "thw kettle is far away" or "the egg white wouldn't solidify in the bath water" he responds back in contrast. and also he doesn't mention so much blurry details. However, he might give a very specific detail when telling the truth which is something all people generally do when being more truthful like the Fuji7.

[@jloh3256]

@@thepontiacbandit7329 Fuji IX

[@timber72]

I love Bob Mortimer so...so...so much. He's such a master comedian. My favorite WILTY guest of all time.

[@SaintPhoenixx]

The fact no-one asked Bob to name all 200 of his children is a travesty.

[@amylloyd6817]

The names he could come up with! Lol

[@MsSecretPoet]

Dan Lesstimer. He changed his name?? Yes, he hates his father 😂

[@panda4247]

"Parnassus Goldblum" "what? not Parnassus Mortimer?" "No, he's from my first marriage"

[@ASSamiYT]

"This is how the madness takes you." Truer words have never been spoken.

[@labibbidabibbadum]

I sometimes find myself laughing randomly at the thought of a teenage Bob Mortimer in a car with some friends, frightening the locals while trying to get as close to the gulf stream as he possibly could.

[@labibbidabibbadum]

@Ryan Chadwick And I believe that one was true also :)

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

The same friends he once performed a daring heist on a tuckshop with.

[@kalayne6713]

Yes, yes, yes!

[@kevinbush4300]

I frequently crack when I think of him running around his childhood home with a box of lit fireworks.

[@chriskaprys]

Bob’s stories make for excellent television; they’re so rewatchable because a month from now I won’t remember whether it was true or false!

[@kneelbeforeiskeletor]

Bob is a worthy Moriarty to David's Sherlock, surely. I click on every Mortimer snippet fearing that this might be the episode where David finally snaps, hugs Bob & they jump down a waterfall.

[@SeanDuffy-xb8cb]

Mitchell is no Sherlock. He's a Barnaby at best

[@just-tess]

I've never needed subtitles so much... love it when Bob throws back his head laughing though and you can see how top notch the Fuji IX is!

[@GAIS414]

Bob Mortimer truly is the master of this game! It's simply mind blowing what he can make people believe to be true.

[@Jay92925]

Bob is absolutely amazing on this, it can’t be denied and he makes unreal stories that no one can really decide on. But I have to throw Claudia Winkleman’s hat into the ring here as the master of this game

[@mbrackeva]

I find it even more mind blowing that some of his stories are actually true. The burned house, the masks in Scotland, the campsite hairdresser, ...

[@narcissisms408]

@@mbrackeva And doing his own dentistry!

[@caroline4323]

Not mind blowing... It´s called experince :D. There´s nothing more unbelievable than the dentistry bit... The only thing I thought this might be a lie was it´s not crazy enough.

[@GAIS414]

@@mbrackeva That is exactly why he is the master. There's no simple way of determining whether or not his stories are true. Some of his actual life experiences are just fantastically weird.

[@ranjithparakkal6650]

And as always Bob comes up with another gem of a story

[@andrewbloom7694]

3:45I love that at one point there is a solid 30+ seconds of absolutely no intelligible dialogue, just them crying laughing lol

[@zerronyx1362]

I love how simple the premise is, that bob mortimer sets a toaster so he can have a toast when he wakes up But somehow it devolves into some horror story with a hundred children downstairs that shouldn't be awakened

[@jknowstheway1462]

Mortimer, one of the most seriously underrated comedians out there. Mitchel, a gem.

[@stevedennison4095]

How is he "underrated"? That is a weird turn of phrase. I think most people who appreciate comedy know his turns on WILTY are genius, and many people say so.

[@jknowstheway1462]

@@stevedennison4095 Underrated means he doesnt receive the credit hes due. Credit = Money, exposure, specials, netflix movies etc etc etc

[@stevedennison4095]

@@jknowstheway1462 Hmmm. I would disagree with that definition of underrated. I don't think it has anything to do with how much money or netflix specials you are in, it is how you are rated and respected by your peers and the audience and how well known you are. And in terms of exposure, if you watch any TV at all in this country, you will have seen or heard of Bob Mortimer. I don't think he wants to be in movies or he would be. If he wants to make any project happen I am sure his name in the industry has enough clout to make it happen.

[@jknowstheway1462]

@@stevedennison4095 He's unknown outside the UK. Ive lived in Australia, Canada and the States, each for years. It took me as a fan of Stephan Fry to find QI to find David Mitchell to find WILTY to find Mortimer. Which is a shame as he should be known moreso outside his home country. Like a Gervais, Connolly or Cleese.

[@noraitaosullivan7081]

“This is how the madness takes you” 😂 truer words have never been spoken 😂

[@jek9911]

I don't recall a similar moment on this show where everyone is completely cracked up with simple giggling for such a long time.

[@sfshinz]

I have a horse I would like to sell you...

[@SoapSurreal]

The one that sticks in my mine is the 2 person jumper, or snuggle jumper I think it was called

[@jimjam7928]

Any other time that Bob Mortimer was on the show.

[@jek9911]

@@sfshinz yeah, the Bulgarian horse rental was extraordinarily, gut bustingly funny but it was true and Kevin remained calm throughout, so in the aftermath, I guess I think this toaster story is more funny because from start to finish it's a silly lie that Bob sticks with to the very end in spite of his own laughing.... I don't think one story was better than the other but this one seems amazingly funny on a different level.

[@probablygraham]

It's the stories when he makes up people's names and keeps a straight face when he tells everyone that really crack me up. The people don't laugh as long as they do here but they certainly laugh as loud.

[@iankedem]

I love Bob on the show, especially the names he makes up of his friends. He's a natural comedian.

[@justayoutuber1906]

"Sniper's Dream" And Bytheway

[@blueluny]

I think more praise should be given to bob while he's still alive. Hes a legend.

[@TankUSA]

💐💐💐💐💐

[@templetonpeck393]

Bob should be a regular on this show. Every week I want to hear him tell random nonsense which could either be true or a lie.

[@konayasai]

It would be a tragedy if they overused him so he stopped being funny, though. He's on often enough in my opinion.

[@fc63457]

Nah, David had already maxed out his therapy sessions.

[@adamarens3520]

He is regularly on, generally once a season.

[@nunyanunya4147]

10 years ago they should have had him come on with a bob story. call it bob morlie/true

[@chrish3030]

These interactions between Bob and David take this show to another level

[@OfficialFinlayJones]

The more Bob said, the more I believed it (with Bobs history on this show).. Absolutely hilarious.

[@fmav1185]

My granda is from an area near bob's hometown. He passed recently and Bob's story-telling style reminds me so much of his❤️ is so nice to listen to

[@soocool78]

Can we just appreciate the writer who came up with that lie for Bob. Because while his story made me think he was lying...the statement itself would 100% be something Bob would do.

[@matthewchambers-sinclair8772]

This is one of my new favorites. Love seeing David erupting in laughter, and Suggs looks like he had himself a good time here.

[@shermoore1693]

I love David's final statement; whichever it is: truth or lie, we'll probably be wrong, but we must decide which is better for us to live with!!!

[@daviddieudonne7829]

I’m sure I’m not the only who was thinking: A man that uses his kitchen for doing his own dentistry, is definitely using his bedroom for cooking.

[@WyreForestBiker]

LOL ..so true .

[@just-tess]

lol David immediately anticipating the mental anguish!

[@dngrouscrgo]

I like how after all that they didn’t even get to the point where he pushes the bread down into the toaster

[@DH1985-MB]

when he says he takes the panel off of the side of the bath it broke me. I had to pause the video to laugh! He's hilarious!

[@mythofechelon]

I love how Bob build's on David's joke by saying he takes the panel off of the side of the bath and how it takes David by surprise. 😂

[@jaydubzonward]

i was dead when he said he took the panel off the side of the bath... absolute genius

[@dazediss6629]

Bob is easily the best player of this game. His life is so surreal & bizarre that anything is plausible, at the same time his brain is so bonkers that anything is also plausible.

[@ssgoktas]

Watching David laugh his ass of is one of the world’s best pleasures 🤗

[@flourchylde]

Here in America we have no one to produce the magic that David Mitchell and Bob Mortimer do. They are absolutely in a class by themselves and are golden. You can tell that they have immense respect for each other. David is in awe of Bob's ludicrous yet plausible story telling and Bob is overjoyed with the reactions he can generate from David. We all are lucky enough to go along for the rides. Long may they run.

[@rocketforthree4479]

I have tears from laughing, this was a joy from beginning to end. I love that everyone is joining in and just enjoying a great time.

[@Dilmahkana]

"Can you give u s a Ballpark?" "Nope" I love how only Bob could stonewall a genuine question.

[@Nitrxgen]

Reminds me of Gabby Logan saying to David that she can't believe he's never been to a classical concert.

[@Dilmahkana]

@@Nitrxgen huh? Why haha? (funny moment btw)

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

Nitx. I cannot believe David has never been to a classical concert.

[@Nitrxgen]

@@Dilmahkana because his response to her saying that was the most deadpan "ok?" and made the studio laugh

[@chrissiesilver3635]

He can literally have them believing anything. Hes an absolute master. Born in the same area as me and a favourite for a very long time. But this programme has literally completely showcased his indeniable talent. Hes utterly brilliant. 😊

[@sanseijedi]

I inherently believe all Bob’s tales and trust I’m a better person for that. I just do.

[@Turkey936]

Bob needs a permanent spot on this show. He's too good.

[@stevedennison4095]

Nah. Of course I agree he is amazing, but it would undoubtedly get diluted if he was on every week. He tends to pop up every series and that is gold.

[@Emil-Roma]

Of course Bob is the greatest, but it's also the reaction from David's team that had me crying with laughter too.

[@stevencraig6115]

I don’t think there has ever been a greater guest on any show than Bob Mortimer on this. Genius doesn’t come close.

[@EverettVernon72]

One of the best Bob clips thanks!

[@joelcrook6878]

I could listen to Bob's tales all day long. A genius comedic mind

[@habriknaal4627]

if you haven't already, you should definitely listen to Athletico Mince

[@Lapofthegods]

I love this one about the toaster, I watch it when I need cheering up as you end up laughing with them very infectious , they just keep adding more and more funny things to the story, this is more down to Bob he’s so funny , could listen to his stories all day 😂

[@petertr2000]

bath panel! :D

[@Lapofthegods]

@@petertr2000 o yes 😆 I’m glad you put that as didn’t catch what he was saying, funnier now x

[@jofi4580]

"This is how the madness takes you" is probably the best summation of how dealing with Bob on this show is.

[@alexakroma7008]

Nice views of Bob's self-dentistry around 3:45-3:55

[@bleu_rae]

“Those FOOLS on the television!”

[@GamerGuyMatt1892]

Bob Mortimer is absolutely amazing on this show. Utterly, utterly hilarious 😂😂😂

[@jodie-b4g]

Poor David !!! I love this show so much. 😅😅😅😅

[@rad4924]

It always makes me so happy to see another Bob episode.

[@jamesosullivan706]

I've learnt more British colloquialisms for bedside breakfast paraphernalia from Bob than I ever thought I'd need... or want really

[@crebostar]

Bob HAS to be living rent free inside of David's head by this point.

[@politemenace5781]

with his family of hundreds of children

[@bazza945]

I've never before seen David laugh with such gusto and enjoyment!

[@SoapSurreal]

I recommend you watch the snuggle jumper episode , it was actually the episode i ever watched and have been hooked since

[@Dave-xb3xe]

Nay - "Was he the only Steve Jenkins at his school?"

[@oscarlomas1]

Given Bobs history I wished they’d asked him what his kids names were

[@tg11759]

I was waiting on that question!!

[@onlyme219]

Billy the fish, Mustafa Million, Barry Byetheway and Ivor Semion

[@beesfoot]

Bobby Bobbyman

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

I love that they're all laughing so hard!🤣🤣🤣

[@johnnycbad]

David with his head in his hands as soon as toaster by the bed was mentioned :D

[@mrhoneycutter]

The best thing about this one is how incredibly mundane the premise is. Yet per usual it evolves into a genuinely insane tale that only Bob could deliver with absolute uncertainty.

[@bern1e74]

The small things he adds, like taking the bath panel off to access the secret stove are what makes him a genius in my eyes. That and the names he comes up with.

[@JamesWilson-ts5xk]

Bob taking it to David again…it just never gets old. 😂 So good.

[@safaj5917]

I sooooo would like those jokes transcribed here. I missed out on some with all the mad laughter 🤣

[@notme222]

I'd like to help you, but I had trouble too. The part I wasn't clear on at first, but figured out on rewatch, was after Holly asks him what he has for lunch. David suggests he goes over to the wardrobe, opens that up, and has a whole kitchen. Bob says no, he goes over to the bath and disconnects the gas heating so he can turn it into a stove. 😂🤣 The bit before that I'm not so sure about. But I think they're suggesting it's basically a prison for Bob and his wife. They can't go downstairs and all they get to eat is toast.

[@LHyoutube]

@@notme222 - The rough gist was that he said his older kids don't get up until around 1pm. So Bob and his wife have to stay in the bedroom and keep quiet for hours so as not to wake them up earlier.

[@safaj5917]

@@notme222 oh this is perfect thanks. Yes this is the part. I can't believe you got all those details. Will rewatch happily now that i know now!

[@davidbewick2978]

I'm so pleased Bob is finally getting the credit he deserves, he has been a comedy genius for over 30 year, along with Vic they never really bothered with publicity, makes them more interesting, I would love to see the two of them on the show together !!

[@ryanfarrell8135]

Yea...I watched some of their old stuff....he was always kid of pleasantly insane.

[@Rmc1978]

Bob is just fantastic

[@Stunk4]

I watched every would I lie to you content available on youtube twice and for the first time I see this one and it's an amazing feeling to find an episode you never saw before with bob in it

[@tomshiel2299]

When I need a guaranteed laugh this is where I come to. Bob on WILTY. It’s like a reliable drug dealer, always there with the goods, except in this situation it’s laughter. 100% pure laughter.

[@EnycmaPie]

David doesn't even think about winning against Bob Mortimer's insane stories anymore. He is just going for the logical choice of which way of losing is more preferable.

[@GreeklishOutdoors]

Bob is so funny. He steals the show every time he's on. Absolute legend. For years everyone thought it was Vic who was the funny one, but Bob is definitely his equal

[@nintendolover114]

Hilarious, Bob always delivers the laughs

[@exemplar7205]

this is WILTY at its finest, complete chaos and everyone in tears with laughter lol.

[@costag7241]

The chemistry of this show is great

[@stog33]

I adore how giddy David Mitchel gets questioning Bob on where he keeps the lunch stuff 😂

[@stog33]

Doubly funny as Bob Mortimer has broken David’s ability to apply logic to whatever comes out of Bobs mouth

[@0That_Guy0]

The wonderful madness of Bob Mortimer’s world is always hilarious to listen to, no matter it be true or false!

[@andrewclifton9772]

How can a simple story about a toaster - which may or may not live by Bob's bed - devolve into madness?

[@paulenicola]

David's facepalm at 0:07 is already the giveaway that it's going to be a long game for him.