Just Bob Mortimer & Sean Lock Taking The P**s Out Of TV Shows | Cats Does Countdown | Channel 4

Bake Off innuendoes, George Clarke impressions and Countdown get the Cats treatment.
Hosted by Jimmy Carr, the 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown crew take over the famous words and numbers quiz, with a comedy twist!
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[@jamesrice9482]

Put the naughty words back in you cowards

[@publiusrunesteffensen5276]

Yeah, I just turned it off. It ruins the jokes.

[@peterclarke7006]

Can't. Christians get offended if you say "fuck" apparently. 😂

[@erinesee]

They play all of the curse words in the episodes on Amazon Prime. They also showed full frontal nudity in one episode...

[@TheDylls]

Ya! Without em, it's a tough wank

[@amielterence]

@@peterclarke7006No we fucking don’t

[@SargePfeffer]

Censoring defeats the purpose and pretty much kills all these clips. Nice genius hat for whoever decided that

[@rad4924]

It's because of KZbin. They're demonitising videos that have swearing in them because apparently it's still 1950 in America.

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

Isn't the purpose to make us laugh? How does censoring a swear or two stop you from getting the joke? It's not like they are censoring the punchlines, genius.

[@SargePfeffer]

@@forallthestupidshit3550 be real for once in your life

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

Well considering they are a company and want to make sure it’s monetized the alternative is them not spending time to make the compilation and us not seeing anything

[@SargePfeffer]

@@AlwaysBolttheBird actually a fair point. Monetization, ruler of all things

[@miecz8316]

The censorship ruins this 100%

[@man.inblack]

If it wasn’t there, the clip wouldn’t be either. Monetisation dictates everything

[@lolzlolz102]

What's the point of censoring??

[@dg8620]

It's to teach kids how to Google swear words. With the added benefit of them getting to see accompanying images.

[@bigyin1690]

For all the fairy's and there lil sensitive ears

[@Jgoth420]

​@@bigyin1690Yeah, they're called multinational corporations. It's so Google an C4 will get better ad revenue

[@MutantG]

So KZbin doesn’t demonetize the video

[@ayresysarmy4044]

Ask the algorithm 😅

[@adamcummings20]

Bill's Victorian rendition of Love Island is incredible

[@danmayberry1185]

Sean makes four very clever comedians laugh. He was in a different league.

[@user-dh1yq5cz9v]

Don't you guys get tired of riding him? Must chafe after so long.

[@adamdavis4987]

@@user-dh1yq5cz9vNah, all the whelks he ate made him surprisingly well lubricated.

[@Mike.The.Jeweler]

@@user-dh1yq5cz9v Nah he's pretty lubed for a dead guy

[@timfriday9106]

Sean was a comedians comedian. Which arent always fan favorites, but he was a fan favorite too. Truly a one of a kind legend. RIP brother. U are sorely missed.

[@Boru06]

​@@user-dh1yq5cz9vMy goal in life is to never become as miserable as you. I also want to swim with giraffes, thats another story. Hug your mum.

[@Sandylaner63]

Bob and Sean,,,,,absolute perfection

[@DR.K14]

But 1 clip each? Badly worded title for this video

[@Milkydrummer]

Bill Bailey is just a genius…….

[@bradleybarnett9545]

The original French show was called Des Chiffres et Des Lettres. Countdown is the simple title for this show that is about, you know, letters & numbers. The Australian show Countdown counted down the top-ten songs of the week. Another well-named show in Australia. Hooray.

[@Nubleborsky]

Getting an ad for Love Island mid way through Bills Victorian reality show monologue is just pure gold. Can't write this shit.

[@suicidalbanananana]

Honestly a shame that somebody decided that this needed to be censored. If you want to reach a bigger audience (only real reason i can come up with?) then please dont forget about the 75% of adult viewers enjoying your content _because_ it's such unfiltered humor, so ideally you should also have alternate uncensored versions with an age rating, that way everybody wins 👍

[@Ffinity]

It never occured to you that YT might have some say in this? Wow, was it only finger-painting at your school?

[@gcujimmy]

@@Ffinity There's plenty of unfiltered content from 8 out of 10 cats on here. So I agree with op.

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

@@gcujimmy and those videos are demonitized. Agree with whoever you want, YT makes the rules because it's their platform. If these british comedy clups wanted to benefit financially from these clips WITH the swears, they can release them on their own platform. By the way, i swear like a sailor and my enjoyment of these clips isn't curtailed by the lack of hearing swears. I have the intellectual capacity to see that watching a comedy clip on youtube is not the time for my brain to ouck a political and ideological fight with "those who would threaten free speech." Grow up, buddy.

[@suicidalbanananana]

@@Ffinity It never occured to you or KZbin that 90% of the world isnt a bunch of PC snowflakes trying to decide how many colors are in a rainbow? Wow, was it only shoot-outs at your school? 🤷‍♂

[@gcujimmy]

@@forallthestupidshit3550 This is not a political and ideological position. where did I say it was about the curtailing of free speech? I simply prefer my entertainment as the comedian intended the joke not some weak watered down version.

[@Ltasty]

A censored Sean Lock? He'd be turning in his grave

[@andrewwright9378]

“Just Bob and Sean” ??! Nice to see the Channel 4 tradition of blatantly misrepresenting the content of their videos being upheld.

[@Darkroome]

My thoughts exactly

[@dmontes133]

Letter and Numbers! 🤣

[@man.inblack]

It was the original 60s French programs name - but in French.

[@Pwills]

Channel 4 really needs to make more of 8 out of 10 cats dose countdown it’s one of the best shows on television

[@DeanMoxley87]

They've been crunching them out for nearly 10 years

[@Pwills]

@@DeanMoxley87 yep and it still cracks me up every time

[@KoaCharvel]

It died with Sean Locke

[@Pwills]

@@KoaCharvel that’s your opinion if you don’t like it anymore then don’t watch it. And who is “Sean Locke”

[@DR.K14]

Wow, 2 clips of Sean and Bob. They really took the p**s out of those shows 😂😂. The title makes it seem like its a compilation of them 2. Poorly worded title. Would be better if it wasnt censored. Gets a thumbs down for that stupid decision.

[@madman12377]

Jimmy had about 3 different faces in one video

[@hekhulijakhalu2715]

What is the fucking point of sensoring this brilliant fucking show!?

[@meganoikz]

Why is it censored? That completely misses the joke.

[@profjohnston]

Um Letters and Numbers, hilarious except that's what the original show was called - Des chiffres et des lettres - it's been running since the 1960s on French TV, from whom we copied the format in 1982 when Channel 4 began - so not really worth taking the piss out of - the Australians were just giving it its proper name.

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

I used to watch that every day with Pyramide! Des Chiffres et des Lettres is the OG!

[@JLA91]

Oh look, yet another butterfly getting offended for no reason.

[@hunterdougvid]

5:13 dad…. Is that you?

[@bugsygoo]

And why do you think the English version was given a new name? Because letters and numbers sounds so so lame. And the English and Australians taking the piss out of each other is a national sport for both countries.

[@Kolinu2]

Channel 4 Entertainment scared of being demonetised?

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

Not scared. Smart enough to know what will demonetize certain clips. The unedited clips are also on here. It's not like they scrubbed them from existence for the sake of a few fractions of a penny. They also want to make money off this clip, so they release it censored to follow the rules. What's wrong with that?

[@kmwins]

the censorship is absolutely moronic

[@MultiMolly21]

My friend India Joe used to carry a wooden "brief case" , 2.5' square and about five inched deep, filled with rows of fifty spices at least, and go to different restaurants that had slow nights, or maybe breakfast restaurants that had no night traffic at all, his followers would traipse in after him and he'd do a "visiting chef's night" at different places. finally, he opened his own.

[@junghunt8645]

That’s called a pop-up

[@WilliamSmith-mx6ze]

7:48 Surely the ladies retire from the table before the port is passed round?

[@strbst2075]

I don’t know how I didn’t notice Sean was Ill, RIP you legend

[@mrmoran0077]

Someone at channel 4 has been on an internal learn yourself clickbait course, i've seen more Bob on shows that he wasn't even on

[@Thewhitekorean]

RIP sean

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

Always 💚

[@adriankimberley8546]

Letters & numbers is the original name of the show when it started in France before channel 4 bought the rights in the 80s..

[@krisbest6405]

These words are said in the comedy vein. Its not a childrens show.

[@paulhoskin5353]

3:50 What else is there to say??!! DAMN. I loooooooove math.

[@neilgerace355]

3:01 vowel or consonant?

[@Mr_Grimbley]

What Fun! Censored jokes. The way humour is supposed to be. No punchlines...

[@adamrotchford3821]

I have chillie n Mayo with everything

[@miekesmit7012]

Same show in NL in the 70's named cijfers en letters

[@danmayberry1185]

"Flossy the Cockney scullery maid" - Bill Burr

[@comet6184]

"don't you think the Catholic church went too far?" - Bill Bailey

[@danmayberry1185]

@@comet6184 "There's an epidemic of gold digging whores." - Bill Clinton

[@glowmaxTube18]

​@@comet6184beat me to that cheeky Bill-switch correction, but glad someone said it... big fan of both and spotted it straight away

[@dmontes133]

🤣🤣🤣

[@havaqp]

Cute elk 46

[@bigd2911]

Why’s heisenberg talking about doughnut holes😂

[@andytraill]

Bill is the top lad.

[@JoeBlac]

9:36 he's like a gorgeous Michael McIntyre

[@xgreenjacket]

His jimmy carr is actually jack whitehall

[@thegoldennugget59]

Cant is actually the welsh word for hundred

[@aaronread7988]

Does Jimmy have jaundice?

[@petergibbs8935]

Just Bob Mortimer & Sean Lock ? This is most heinously untrue.

[@klaasvaak8009]

clickbait, just one bob and one sean, its just a channel wide compilation, entertaining none the less, but inaccurate title...

[@KerryNeeds]

Just reupload it as it was aired!

[@purplespudz4023]

who cares if its censored Sean will be a genius either way, may he rest in peace

[@canadaclaret]

Bleeping?

[@furai-ingfalc-kuru8149]

Oh look, hes making a carrot cake..😗 Yeah there's nothin like a bit of ginger minge 😐

[@bradseeker]

they didn't censor stuff because they've decided it can't be aired, it's to play to youtube's stupid advertiser rules. but yeah sure keep saying it's pc gone mad and not greed; i can't stop you from not thinking

[@peterclarke7006]

The irony is it's not political correctness in the slightest. The only people offended by swearwords are Christians and right-wingers. Nobody else gives a flying fuck.

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

I don't know if i'd say greed. It's playing by the rules of the marketplace. Every market has its rules and if you want to make money there, you jump through the hoops like a good little doggy. Following rules isn't selling out or being greedy. We all have seen the unedited clips. This doesn't impact my enjoyment of seeing the clip again, sans swears. People need to lighten up with the political nonsense. Time and place, weirdoes. This isn't the time or the place.

[@MooseCastle]

You can swear in a video without getting demonetized, there are thousands of people doing just that on the platform.

[@bradseeker]

@@MooseCastle afaik, profanity in the first minute and high concentrations of swearing are the big no-nos. at some point yt even counted bleeping words as profanity, which is why i think c4 censored the eclair clip like they did. i should note that this info is largely anecdotal, over a year old, and collected from channels casually mentioning the subject, so it may very well be outdated or incomplete.

[@peterclarke7006]

@@MooseCastle and the vast majority of those channels either do it in a very calculated way, or don't rely on KZbin money for their primary source of income.

[@timfriday9106]

lol why the bleeps?! =(

[@beecmarder2033]

pebbles, stones, ceramic pebbles, or old beans unfit to eat saved from last time. will hold empty pie shells from bubblimg up and making rips n pockets

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

I understand you want to be monetised, but shorter censors means I can at least tell what word was said.

[@cuzned1375]

Wait… Pastry for a flan…?

[@michaelr3871]

Yep. In the UK it’s a word for an egg based sweet or savory pie. Not to be confused with flan de leche, the dessert common in Mexico, Latin America, and the US.

[@cuzned1375]

​@@michaelr3871 Huh! Thanks for the education. The US and UK: two countries separated by a common language. It's a cliché... which is true.

[@rippinrootsracksandlips1469]

Ummm does @Channel4Entertainer 's editor think that John Richardson is the brilliantly funny Sean Lock?? Because the title and video description is VERY different from the actual uploaded video????

[@canadaclaret]

I put sriracha on most things... Can I go on the travel conduments show?

[@smokeandkippers]

*conjuments

[@delario80]

Is jimmy lookin a bit jaundice or is it me

[@EamonnMacCrossan]

Love the show. Love Shaun. Why the censorship channel 4? For years your channel has broadcast far worse and extremely offensive items!

[@stolentardis2111]

Because you’re not viewing it on Channel 4 or their streaming service. KZbin set guidelines for uploaded content

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

Because they want to make money on YT, which they have every right to do.

[@EamonnMacCrossan]

You've obviously not watched a lot of past C4 content on YT. This is a new departure for C4. They were making money before this self-censorship. Whom are they afraid of now?

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

@@EamonnMacCrossan youtube recently changed the rules and videos that used to be monetized are demonetized if there is swearing. You could google this stuff, my guy.

[@EamonnMacCrossan]

​@@stolentardis2111 Monetary self-censorship. This is not the C4 of old.

[@squiglemcsquigle8414]

Suzie is 59???

[@jamesdiaz1682]

Why censor? Ruined the vid

[@steveboston5948]

Agree with the censorship comments. Come on Channel 4. You don't need KZbin click money. You can leave the swear words and make the clips make sense. You've crapped all over some talented comedians with this decision.

[@theubercaste]

Sean Locke looking like Walter White

[@tomdom_0143]

That’s what cancer does to a man I suppose. Good thing the UK has healthcare or he would’ve been peddling meth too!

[@goliath_red1102]

This just sounds wrong with all the censorship.

[@Thecuxspm]

blind bake your pastry for a flan? there is no pastery in a flan.

[@michaelr3871]

Yep. In the UK it’s a word for an egg based sweet or savory pie. Not to be confused with flan de leche, the dessert common in Mexico, Latin America, and the US.

[@johnfowler175]

They've censored Graham Norton on AppleTV as well! It's christian terrorism.

[@Dougal-Mcguire]

Had to unsub. What's the point of even posting this if you're gonna censor the jokes?!

[@shawmutt]

The algorithm knows all, it knows which words are naughty. all hail the algorithm!

[@PixelBaller]

Stop catering to the woke cupcakes. The reason we all love British comedy is the uncensored, carefree nature.

[@Kilometrico88]

Censoring ruined this video you cowards

[@dietrich105]

Removing the naughty words ruins the whole video. It breaks the flow, the video is not worth watching anymore.

[@smoath]

Welcome to woke world

[@SamAertgeerts]

What's the point of uploading this with all the censoring. 🤦😑

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

Not being demonitized. And the point of these videos is to make you laugh. Are you telling me you didn't get the punchline because of the censorship?

[@danthedriver44]

👎 for censoring

[@richardjames7905]

Anyone but John Richardson can bake a carrot cake because he can’t win any carrots.🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕

[@sarcasticstartrek7719]

That claire looks like a what?

[@Vikface1978]

“That Eclair” you mean…. Use your imagination 😂

[@topperdepop]

Censored. Fuck it.

[@obasplobs6381]

You cant censor Sean like that, lol. Ruins the whole joke.

[@TheAmbienteer]

Ro tho xxxxso 🐝

[@kramalbion]

Ruined by the censoring

[@JJONNYREPP]

Just Bob Mortimer & Sean Lock Taking The P**s Out Of TV Shows | Cats Does Countdown | Channel 4 1903pm 10.11.23 she's rachel and she's working class. i'm not..

[@Alpacajon]

Why

[@vonTrops]

Whats The point of uploading The clip with A censored fucking punchline.

[@jimothy075]

Absolutely love Sean and everything to do with him, but I am disliking the video because of the censoring. It makes the video borderline unwatchable

[@ChampagneOasisGaming]

Sean looks like heisenburg here. I wonder how intentional that was

[@neilgerace355]

9:37 Not your Adolf Hitler?

[@Dougal-Mcguire]

Great idea. Post a comedy video and censor the punchlines 🙄

[@rowredround7206]

Why use clips you censor? Irritating.

[@bamleith3095]

the censoring is stupid

[@edwardwestby711]

Disliked. The censorship is ridiculous.

[@n.v.9000]

That is nothing for adult person to watch anymore. Everything is baby proof and safe. This is worse then the swear words. And more dangarous in the long run. But 1984 here we come.

[@EricOnYouTube]

Why censor this? So annoying.

[@diseno2040]

Censor the bloody punchline? Ffs

[@vicalieg]

Have none of you angry comments heard of the watershed? What time of day are you watching this? 9pm is the cutoff for swearing on channel 4. It might be 4pm where you are.

[@tobyb1018]

Sara thinks she’s so smart yet every clip from a show like this she says something dumb.. yes Sara belong beads are real

[@gdj6298]

Belong beads ?

[@pjdade]

NOT FOR SENSITIVE EARS IT SEEMS

[@stuartsandison4574]

Dislike purely for the censorship, you ruined most of the jokes, un-censor it and put a warning at the start, like ALL the other clips/compilations of this show, bad choice by the producer of this video

[@billrosmus6734]

what's with the fucking censoring. just bullshit.

[@missmonkeymoo3723]

Oswald should not be on this list. He was never convinced and there is doubt over his guilt. Also you cannot state he shot J D tippet - he ALLEGEDLY shot him, it has not been proven.

[@michaelfireslider269]

Down voted for the censorship. What even was the point of posting this?

[@Patranox_]

Imagine censoring it. Disgusting

[@sjoormen1]

censoring main parts? What's the point?I'm blocking you. Off with you.