Adam saying “nurse” when Nick said “what’s the female version of doctor” is an underrated moment in this
@isaacbenzing56862 жыл бұрын
hey adam
@rubenhernandezdorta62052 жыл бұрын
Hey, it’s me! Cool Adam!
@thickhazepromo2 жыл бұрын
It's me straight Adam
@CashewBestofNuts2 жыл бұрын
It funny cause it's TRUE
@bramptongora20082 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@talkinggun38423 жыл бұрын
I love how nick always says “ Chinese bullshit” literally anytime he mentions Chinese stuff
@hoopmooy35433 жыл бұрын
It's a common thing to do when you're insecure about your own personal interests and don't want to be gay, even though you are gay.
@HaIsKuL3 жыл бұрын
@@hoopmooy3543 I don't know, man. It sounds like genuine bullshit to me.
@michaelj6392 Жыл бұрын
I fucking love Chinese people, but there is a lot of weird Chinese bullshit 😂
@estebanrodriguez1175 Жыл бұрын
@@hoopmooy3543gayception
@sleepyproduction7166 Жыл бұрын
The f*ing dog torture thanksgiving they do is absolutely horrible, granted only like 6% do it. It’s abhorrent. I think it’s Vietnam but still. And no the torture part doesn’t come from how the dogs are kept before butchering, it’s death by butchering. Because apparently the fear makes the dog meat taste better.
@toggle_blackbox9125 Жыл бұрын
naturally, Stav's biggest motivation is figuring out if dog is something he wants to eat
@mattnoyes6513 Жыл бұрын
the way Stav immediately shoots down Nick's pig ear question is equal parts hilarious and impressive. Very lawyer-like in his statement of the facts.
@candide31111 ай бұрын
He did work as a paralegal so makes sense.
@itsv1p3r5 ай бұрын
One might say “he got that dawg in him”
@Cowboy16993 ай бұрын
@@candide311that was Adam
@candide3113 ай бұрын
@@Cowboy1699 no it was Stav
@Cowboy16993 ай бұрын
@@candide311 I’m gay
@tonyreyes37805 ай бұрын
I have a golden retriever and a white woman roommate. And I tell you, I am tired of having to padlock my bedroom when I am at work.
@multiplesifl2 жыл бұрын
Say what you want about Asian cultures, those soup spoons are kick ass.
@CashewBestofNuts2 жыл бұрын
I love how the soup can go all the way down the handle, best way to get soup outside your mouth.
@michaelj6392 Жыл бұрын
@@CashewBestofNuts only if you’re a retard maybe
@CashewBestofNuts Жыл бұрын
@@michaelj6392 how do you think I found out? Watching some like you! Durr hurr durr hurr der!
@coomr419 Жыл бұрын
Na
@rkt7414 Жыл бұрын
@@CashewBestofNutsDo you have fucking Parkinson's? how are you that bad at holding a spoon?
@flicfan4163 жыл бұрын
9:50 once again, nick recalls a film that i saw 25 years ago and have not thought about one single time, since.
@JFrohlichMusic8 ай бұрын
"What if eating dog is like their N-word" is the most Nick Mullen shit I've ever heard
@ENigma-um8zw2 жыл бұрын
Stav , mark my words, he’ll get with some model and will go veggie or vegan for a year and proselytize for half a year or two about how great it is and then will relapse on dog
@juwebles43522 жыл бұрын
I imagine his relapse being him in a hotel room covered in sweat only in his underwear like a meth chef just bent over a saint Bernard going to town
@Ryan.Schutt Жыл бұрын
The only far fetched thing about this is the idea stav is getting a woman any better than a 5, even then I feel like that 5 is a once in a lifetime thing for him.
@RicardoGarcia-rp9pw6 ай бұрын
@@Ryan.Schutt All of this is far-fetched, it all hinges on Stav giving up dog meat long enough that he could have a relapse
@MehWhatever-uw9gc Жыл бұрын
Live in Vietnam. When I first moved here lived half a block from a dog restaurant. They owned a dog. The dog would eat the scraps. True story.
@LabiaLicker Жыл бұрын
bruh
@br3akstuff Жыл бұрын
That rocks lol
@brandocalifornia302410 ай бұрын
It's a dog eat dog world
@LabiaLicker10 ай бұрын
@@brandocalifornia3024 woah are you calling asian people "Dogs"?
@opiumpilled3 ай бұрын
@@brandocalifornia3024Doggy dog*
@Wetknees Жыл бұрын
2:50 I like how Nick was trying to make the argument that if it’s the best food in the world, he would try it. “But stavs argument is just if there’s food and it’s around. I’ll eat it.”
@boogietunt6862 Жыл бұрын
Roachdawgjr what's up
@aman8034 ай бұрын
Perfectly timed with the presidential debate for this to show up.
@gavinmcgavin93422 жыл бұрын
7:10 “Shut up Adam” Had me dying
@mayro93913 жыл бұрын
Speaking of odd food, try out gator tails if you're ever in the south. Fried gator meat is super tender and "melt-in-your-mouth" if done right.
@nTheWindScreamsMary3 жыл бұрын
I live just tried fried gator at the broadway oyster bar in St. Louis and you’re so right. I filled up on that and had zero room for my grinder (sandwich).
@josephscarborough88882 жыл бұрын
Fried gator bites are fucking delicious.
@TheLegend-wz7fl2 жыл бұрын
I’ve tried gator and also shark, it’s kinda like white tuna, fried it’s really good.
@EastboundAndDowns2 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to try it. What does gator meat taste like? Also, is it closer to chicken, pork, beef or fish?
@mikehawk16732 жыл бұрын
@@EastboundAndDowns gator meat is pretty shitty tbh it’s only good if you tenderize the shit out of it and fry it, which would make anything good
@shrimp5093 Жыл бұрын
I'm French and I've had snails, frogs, and horses
@kharnifex Жыл бұрын
I understand how you fucked the horse, but the frogs and snails, that's far-fetched
@trip4923 Жыл бұрын
"had", as in, made love? Or eaten? Or both?
@CrackerBarrelKid543 жыл бұрын
Dog meat probably tastes ruff
@zizaijunior58263 жыл бұрын
It's pretty good actually, I'm also gay
@villedocvalle2 жыл бұрын
BOOOOOOO!!!!!
@thatmovieguy77783 жыл бұрын
I think Jay Leno apologized because he knows whos gonna win world war 3 lol
@BNardolilli3 жыл бұрын
yeah, the dogs
@juwebles43523 жыл бұрын
@@BNardolilli hail to the bow-wow empire
@zamnodorszk78983 жыл бұрын
Jay Leno and John Xina will be appointed governors of the west.
@roryslaine78963 жыл бұрын
"This is a non-pointing establishment." 😂
@SlattySerpent_TTV3 жыл бұрын
This thumbnail is timeless
@jacquesdeburgo287810 ай бұрын
5:35 "in the 21st century- that means after the year 2000" wow thanks Adam
@SpamEmails-si4xu3 ай бұрын
I've honestly heard people suggest that the 21st century starts in 1999, and I dont care enough to present the argument fairly.
@jonvia7 ай бұрын
I think Stav would eat anything if put in the right situation.
@alexbaum22042 жыл бұрын
15 years in the former Dutch East Indies, I encountered a few places throughout the archipelago that did the dog. Pretty brutal. As it was explained to me, you can’t bleed them. The blood has to remain in the body so the meat doesn’t get tough. And the adrenaline helps too. So… they’re beaten to death. For the taste. I’ll try anything once. But dog is where I draw the line. Just a personal thing. No judgement. Just makes me uncomfortable. Speaking of which, my apologies to the kind folks of the Tomohon market among others. I’m sure my appearance and presence might have made some of you uncomfortable. Because I am very flamboyantly gay.
@joe-dirt6972 жыл бұрын
There is no excuse beating a dog to death let alone any animal (that isn't trying to kill you) they do that because abuse is normal to them n with lack of entertainment they resort to this. I'm sorry but it is the 21st century the age old excuse has always been (not knowing better) now its a cultural difference? Bullsh#t. I'm Australian and know exactly how many tonnes of beef China buys from us yet they still need to scavenge a dog?
@jm-tl6od2 жыл бұрын
With a last name Baum you didn't need to clarify that last part
@lsixty302 жыл бұрын
im gunna have to call bs on this one pal
@brianbadonde92512 жыл бұрын
This is what the kids would call "cap"
@alexbaum22042 жыл бұрын
@@joe-dirt697 ok bud. You’re entitled to your opinion. This must be a difficult podcast for you to stomach, though.
@Cowboy16993 ай бұрын
8:35 I really think this might be the funniest thing I’ve heard in my life. Also I’m gay
@mana-jd7sz3 жыл бұрын
I've missed futurefiles. Thank you
@randomness4272 Жыл бұрын
same
@fiachracasey76253 жыл бұрын
I'M FIRST....... AND I'M GAY
@juwebles43523 жыл бұрын
gayer than the rest
@CrackerBarrelKid543 жыл бұрын
Lol you're not even gay guy you wish. I'm gay.
@chillfill48663 жыл бұрын
According to Wikipedia, the only animal that tastes better than dog is cat
@scv9093 жыл бұрын
I knew a guy that ate cat once and said it was super greasy, like way greasier than chicken which made it disgusting.
@roryslaine78963 жыл бұрын
I love a cat-steak with a side of tree bark. If you haven't tried it, you haven't lived.
@TheLegPumpkin2 жыл бұрын
My name is wikipedia, it's true.
@hoggers75722 жыл бұрын
I heard it all tastes like chicken
@chillfill48662 жыл бұрын
@@hoggers7572 you think pengolin taste like chicken
@kraknjaws38823 жыл бұрын
Anybody else watch the beginning of Wish Dragon? Two Asian kids get a pet "chicken" then in the next scene they're eating the "chicken" in front of it's tombstone. They weren't fooling anyone with that one
@AndyDevious4 ай бұрын
You're telling me a dog ate this culture?
@ohbluescouser62673 жыл бұрын
That Cuomo impression is on point
@fanda6122 Жыл бұрын
the first clip cuts off just as stav is about to say how he likes rita wilson bc he knows she's half greek lmao
@scottawful20943 жыл бұрын
And the center of Canada, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, all the way to Texas but for similar reasons we can’t talk about it . I knew a guy got tricked into eating it and guess what? Liked it
@sus4253 жыл бұрын
Well duh meat tastes good.
@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 Жыл бұрын
It was already prairie before the cows were ranched
@tinman963 жыл бұрын
I like how bemused Nick is by calling stav fat
@ENigma-um8zw2 жыл бұрын
Nick is a simple man :)
@Kyryyn_Lyyh10 ай бұрын
That word isn’t the same as amused, you know.
@tinman9610 ай бұрын
@@Kyryyn_Lyyh I didn't know, thanks for the tip
@glettnile26033 жыл бұрын
Genuinely what kinda sauces are they using?
@itsv1p3r Жыл бұрын
Probably some thousand island
@bruhb7611 Жыл бұрын
Shrimp paste and penut sauce
@Steve-ch2mt2 жыл бұрын
Korean dog > Swiss dog
@nicholasricardo8443 Жыл бұрын
Chicken feet is really only useful for making stock, as they have lots of collagen, also I am gay, just like adam
@crapconnoisseur66918 ай бұрын
They’re good for broths “Shut up Adam”
@Tunkkis Жыл бұрын
Where in the hell does Stav eat that they have feathers in the meat? That's not supposed to happen.
@skylersmith263 жыл бұрын
Whoever put this up, great cover art!
@FafnirSiggurdson3 жыл бұрын
I live in southern China, and there are still a ton of dog meat shops. Still mad chicken, duck, and pig feet here.
@laughingman37773 жыл бұрын
eat some and report in.
@beans82003 жыл бұрын
If you lied about living in china we still expect you to eat a dog and report back
@kharnifex Жыл бұрын
He went Mad from the experience, also gay
@FafnirSiggurdson Жыл бұрын
@@kharnifex I did not go gay because of the experience. I had the experience because I was gay.
@shark_byte_clips Жыл бұрын
Nick always trying to lobby his way into saying the nword
@dmwalter9004 Жыл бұрын
“what if eating dog is like their n word?”
@thekillerdynamo10 ай бұрын
Cluerra DeVirre
@onslaughtmp Жыл бұрын
Amazingly great thumbnail!
@Simon-cr5ff3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude!
@WORLDCRUSHER90004 ай бұрын
Dog tastes pretty bad tbh, kind of like tough and super gamey mutton
@caseychapman98563 жыл бұрын
this is a pretty quality photoshop op
@Reveal_City3 жыл бұрын
The photoshopped image is clearly Japan tho, they don't eat dogs over there
@barzontus3 жыл бұрын
pretty sure they eat them everywhere in china
@absoluteunit86283 жыл бұрын
Japan is just an uncultured china
@AnthemAnimation3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but Japan is in china
@206beastman3 жыл бұрын
Japan only eats endangered sea creatures
@cliftonfurney50834 ай бұрын
They did when they were in korea
@BPchadlite3 жыл бұрын
Ch are gunna Ch and Jungle G are gunna Jungle G
@littlebastered19773 жыл бұрын
I ate a coyote and The meat smelled like a wet dog
@UmmYoureChinese Жыл бұрын
"I've been getting into weird chinese bullshit:"
@rhodesphotoco2 жыл бұрын
Can anyone here confirm that dogs aren’t delicious?
@raccoonsandys30382 жыл бұрын
Tried it once. Shithead at the restaurant didn’t season it at all. 2 stars.
@WarningBFG-isHiring2 жыл бұрын
Dogs taste pretty good.
@bruhb7611 Жыл бұрын
It taste great
@rocketpod1 Жыл бұрын
Black people being late is a valid and true stereotype
@Tony-Gunk3 жыл бұрын
7:31 wtf?
@psychologicalboss3 жыл бұрын
aww sweet, another CCP psyop
@DavidWarrenMusic2 жыл бұрын
My wife is Chinese and she once ate a dog. Fact
@TDotTYOPod Жыл бұрын
Seen dog soup in Korea. Didnt try. It was expensive.
@ThomasW215PHL Жыл бұрын
Nick not understanding that other cultures eating different animals is only strange relative to what you eat lmao.
@jayr7890 Жыл бұрын
No eating dog is fucking weird lol
@Ryan.Schutt Жыл бұрын
There’s Chinese people actively against the annual dog meat festival though, same culture but they understand it’s kinda messed up.
@bruhb7611 Жыл бұрын
@@Ryan.Schuttthey’re western house slaves. I eat dog and proud. I’m also gay.
@Kyryyn_Lyyh10 ай бұрын
Eating dogs is weird because dogs have evolved to be companions. Dog eaters are objectively a lower caste of human.
@theesotericvoice38643 ай бұрын
F**k off with your moral relativism b.s. 🐶🐾
@DavidWarrenMusic2 жыл бұрын
When I go to China with my wife, we will eat dog and platapus hot pot
@InNoWayAffiliated2 жыл бұрын
Hi, gay man here.
@tgmoore903 жыл бұрын
Only 19hrs and already 11k views So gay
@axledornman9583 Жыл бұрын
If im gonna follow stavs thought process, if its the most delicious thing ever and it doesnt straight up doesnt look like a foot or some shit. Im ordering it, fuck saying some messed up name 😂
@BryceChillis28 күн бұрын
Clurerra DeBiirr
@PoshingtonSpark Жыл бұрын
Bro...they are dogpilled...
@lonewolfandcub6683 жыл бұрын
Horse is tasty
@Some_Beach2 жыл бұрын
Rusty cage made a song about white girls and dogs
@JohnSmith-fx2mz Жыл бұрын
Hey, hey, AWFD
@michaelj6392 Жыл бұрын
Where is Stav eating chicken with feathers still on it?
@bramptongora20082 жыл бұрын
I think Stav thinks they just don’t eat in Switzerland
@ROOKIEStill3 жыл бұрын
This is it boys
@kevincarter20207 ай бұрын
Why are dogs off limit?
@fungdark82703 жыл бұрын
I’ll have k-9
@ByeBaybe Жыл бұрын
i love when people edit out stav, he not funny the majority of the time. he's a solid support role, but no carry. probably why adamn is quite most of the time. he has gay self awareness. probably not.
@ThatMans-anAnimal2 жыл бұрын
Are we forgetting about the largely true stereotype?
@mexicanrice2 жыл бұрын
How come that, Mr. Chow Yun Fat, Can’t tell the difference between cow or cat? - FLO