Sleepy Joe Biden

Episode 232

[@crawlzzz]

Blowing cigar smoke through the floorboards is insane and perfect

[@Smarrels]

Are you still in a lime

[@TheRepublicOfJohn]

Nick's impression of dementia-brain Biden is one of my favorite bits, so thanks for the cumpilation

[@sbstnpofadder]

Check out Kyle Duningham...

[@Desecrator6]

The truth isn't as funny

[@loplop019]

so normal joe biden

[@craigaweigle]

I’m Joe Biden, and I’m a gay man.

[@jonathanmulberry1751]

@@sbstnpofadder m the

[@QueasyMcSqueezy]

Jesus the perfectly timed stutters and memory flatlines is perfect. The occasional passive giving up what he was going to say is what kills me the most

[@corolla3947]

Cigar smoke through the floorboards

[@benwinstanleymusic]

Man he's so creative I love it

[@Skeeter_Dee]

@@benwinstanleymusic like a cheff cooking in real time

[@user-kw2wq4ib5v]

“They beat him to death with bricks”

[@antMANscochiey]

6 or 7 year old nick saying "sir, that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen" made this whole episode for me.

[@adamgcampbell98]

I keep replaying that part

[@admrlstckdl]

@@adamgcampbell98 I'm doing exactly that right now

[@TheWeebinar]

Nick is incredible. His mouth is a gay summoning circle that can call forth any famous English speaking person.

[@wormwoodcocktail]

I thought a gay summoning circle was the bum hole

[@karningham2849]

@@wormwoodcocktailI mean, I feel like you’re both technically right

[@wormwoodcocktail]

@@karningham2849 but being gay is wrong?

[@karningham2849]

@@wormwoodcocktail why is there a question mark at the end of that?

[@wormwoodcocktail]

@@karningham2849 You said I was right and I wanted to establish that I am very, very wrong.

[@mrjth10000]

My only problem with Nicks impression us that it's actually still too competent

[@girthquake1004]

I seen the presidential convoy today in Tacoma Washington and Joe was literally passed out in the limo driving by. Not kidding

[@bennettprudhomme]

You could see in? Liar. He was probably having a babybloodrita with Hillary.

[@CosmicL407]

Incredibly unlikely.

[@tannerh2297]

@@CosmicL407 but definitely believable

[@IdiotDoomSpiral69]

>he's never napped on a car ride

[@monehget]

@@CosmicL407 🤣

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

18:36 “what boat, mr. president?” gets me every time

[@curseyehamewho]

the "heres the baby here's the diaper" gave me what felt like what i can only describe as a "that's so raven" moment

[@yungpm]

Push the diaper to the side

[@PoonScurvy]

It really is so Raven

[@my9thaccount140]

That’s So Biden.

[@tinkywinky4449]

​@@yungpm Holy shit, your profile picture... mou must be the most crackhead looking girl I've ever seen on youtube.

[@theyaintnobodyii3439]

Blowing Cigar smoke through the floor board cracks driving him nuts

[@suhhduhh8088]

I had to take a 2 week break from cumtown, I felt I was becoming a functional autistic. Glad I found this clip. Feel like I haven't lost a step.

[@kyleedwards8064]

Dude me too but I listen to cumtown every day for 6 years now

[@nick3777]

@9:59 my eyeballs almost popped out my head from laughter when I heard this part 😂

[@edmunddonnelly3881]

If my Dad was Biden, I´d be a raging crackhead too.

[@PootTootPod]

Every impression nick did at some point had just a hint of Joe list

[@aniquinstark4347]

I don't even dislike Joe, I just feel bad. Let the man retire to play golf and act inappropriately with his grandchildren like he deserves.

[@juwebles4352]

Fr, if i had one son die of brain cancer, another is a crack addict, and I'm slowly losing my mind then the democratic party asked me to run for president i'd say fuck off

[@bahshas]

say that again when youre drafted to go "defend" taiwan

[@KidCorporate]

His campaign and presidency has been the best documented case of elder abuse in history.

[@juwebles4352]

@@bahshas yes because Joe Biden will bare sole responsibility for the actions of a republic

[@charlest5604]

If he played golf he'd yell 34 instead of fore

[@chancebrennecke]

Ive rewatched this so many times whenever i hear someone mention Biden i think "bring over the honey barbecue sauce"

[@lindboknifeandtool]

You used to have to rub two pennies together to get a piece of pussy

[@residentevil4freek]

Lost it at "Biggest Dick in Dover"

[@Skeeter_Dee]

20 min joe biden simulator

[@TD-sw3kv]

Eventhough stavy may have done this or that wrong; his infectious and enthusiastic laughter is a huge reason the podcast was so popular.

[@LeGronk]

he didn't do anything wrong. it's just the relentless fellators of Nick that constantly take potshots at him in spite of how important the whole trio was to the show working.

[@TD-sw3kv]

@@LeGronk I hate the adam Friedland show so much. It erases everything charming about the two of them and turns them into these hipster douchebags. God i wish they didnt break up cumtown.

[@br3akstuff]

​@willb.5225 Please don't be mean to Adam. He's just Jewish.

[@inkypopart2294]

He does it better than snl

[@a.d.4536]

My farts do it better than SNL. SNL is not comedy...its status quo corporate propaganda

[@inkypopart2294]

@@a.d.4536 haha I haven’t heard your farts impression but I bet they don’t make pudding brain sound lucid

[@jonathanwpressman]

SNL blows

[@BIacklce]

hes not losing his mind its his iconic life long stutter

[@mxsxc_]

Jesus Christ the hoohah milk bit lmfaoo

[@mhc706]

man howd you memorize his inaugural speech so perfectly? i thought i was listening to a recording

[@samael4550]

Autism

[@LRGDuran]

Its no surprise adams sister is waitress

[@Dualhammers]

Nick's brain is so strong and quick at pretending to have dementia

[@LucifersDeathSquad]

I haven't laughed this hard in so fucking long

[@username-tv6uw]

Have you heard the "What if Chinese exchange kids in high-school had to go into cocoons for part of the year bit"? I can't find it anywhere as clip but it's one of the best in my opinion.

[@youjustgothamasd1968]

@@username-tv6uw bump

[@callumbrowne2081]

@@username-tv6uw parent pranks is the best for me

[@NGRevenant]

robin williams free associating his own suicide is a favourite of mine

[@Ricky-oi3wv]

Scooter Biden ruined me.

[@eheis5]

If anyone needs me I'll be at the Poop n' Pee store

[@nick3777]

2 pennies

[@Kvltklassik]

Elephant bit actually killed me

[@cmolaskeyj]

I love how they knew Trump was going to add up the votes from both elections and brag about it

[@dongiano]

Yet here we are with Biden in the House

[@cmolaskeyj]

@@dongiano yeah? Biden won the second election. Trump is counting the votes from 2016 and 2020 and saying he has the most votes

[@toughbutfair86]

@@dongiano not sure if srs, trump tried to steal the election, he's been indicted over this

[@Yupthereitism]

That is an awesome Biden impersonation

[@particlejones]

Hip hoppin days... Ahhh miss em

[@ramtron1775]

Nick is a genius

[@Petergonzaleztv]

“I’m not a babyy” 😂🤣

[@are_birds_real]

Joe is the drunken master of comedy

[@padraigmaclochlainn8866]

*Chimp Noises*

[@moazamkhan]

13:20 big oof 😣

[@jordanrioscreations]

Who-ha milk 😂😂😂

[@jdixon390]

I can't wait for Ruby Tuesday's

[@andrewkerridge2565]

“Telephone” was perfect

[@HarrisonHollers]

Four. More. Years.

[@chaoctic7278]

Adam soprano

[@williamreid7388]

It’s endlessly funny to me how many die hard fans of nick have such opposite political values to him

[@EdgyVidyaGeneral]

Spat out my coffee when Biden shilled the Ridge wallet

[@UnsolvableMetrics]

I haven’t laughed this hard in like 10 years, i’m gay.

[@Freddisred]

...And BOOOOOY were people MAD!

[@romeoechofoxtrot18]

It's not the new bathrooms 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@justphrank361]

Why does nicks trump sound like sedated regis

[@Screwby_Jones6200]

I like to think biden thinks of the most riveting speeches in his head,speeches that can bring countries together and stop wars inside and out but he just can't stop talking about pb and J sandwiches.

[@kadenstimpson3167]

Some chocolate chocolate chip

[@DaniellMilton]

Does anyone know if the Biden ‘Dubiggers’ & ‘We can have issues or cashews’ bits are uploaded anywhere?

[@AdamS235]

Type fireside chats and you can find it that way

[@seanbaumer6039]

Biden impression pure fuckin Gold

[@Sam-hd7iy]

this is so good

[@Skeeter_Dee]

spot on jim crow joe impression

[@screechweiner2921]

by pure numbers, old sleepy is probably the most voted for presidential candidate in American history. people seem to forget the two previous terms of votes he got running for v.p. and all the votes he received as a senator. people have been voting for him twice as long as most of us have been alive.

[@jasonweitzel4393]

He’s the greatest American

[@screechweiner2921]

@@jasonweitzel4393 dude is so old he's more of a great, great, great, great, great American.

[@bahshas]

Completely deranged demented old (and white) man without any organic support and enthusiasm more corrupt than HC with a literal crackhead son is the most voted presidential candidate in American history. More voted than the charismatic black man who could, the man who ended racism in America. Literally more voted among the black electorate than Obema. This is the sort of thing that makes you think

[@vincentbettenfeld572]

Maybe this expression is lost in time but "you can't stop Cumtown to start The Adam Friedland Show"... Turns out you can though, it's actually the lesson we learned that day. This is where it came from, cause we did. AND BOOOOOOY WERE PEOPLE MAD!

[@Astartes-6969]

Love when they make fun of both Political Parties.

[@56785678o]

Goddamn i come up with fucked up shit off the top of my head but i wouldnt crown anyone as "the king of saying what you think immediately" than nick "gayboy" mullen

[@bort42]

Victory

[@bobsnow6242]

Nick's Trump impression is a little rusty, it was slipping into Regis Philbin at one point.

[@Bane_Diesel]

I don’t understand how in 1996 all the kids across the country knew about the church hands and baby hands puppet. Like how the fuck did that get across the entire country and to everyones childhood?

[@Dionysus_09]

8:41-8:51 Nick is 100% right. I don't think it's because Biden himself is funny, and I don't know what the real reasons are other than the obvious one in covid restrictions/shutdowns having been lifted, but comedy really has been better during Biden than it was during Trump.

[@axiss5840]

Because less of it is just impotent screeching about not having the dominant political head.

[@jonvia]

Joe Biden's inaugural address and has the me too movement gone too far?

[@harrylimeracketeer]

11:30 this is a south park episode

[@bmidtschalint3904]

Can anyone clear the smoke for me around the uncle Scooter joke? I thought it was real that he had a brother like that, but after checking his family online, no signs. Was that just improv by the boys?

[@screwleen]

Yep

[@rishishard4742]

I'm gay

[@dsmith2568]

That biden makes a lot more sense then the real one ☹️

[@absentmind8056]

Listen flip top

[@Poppasgottabrandnewbagofcrack]

Di*# suck

[@bobby9999]

Ai stole this bit

[@villedocvalle]

Lol

[@PlaymeoffSia]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@williamdavid9272]

Looking for that episode where they talk like gay waiters with the lisps. Anyone can help with that it’d be much appreciated!!!

[@jewmenomorev2611]

I hope the next president of Umerika is Transgender🤣 The loss of confidence will be the greatest achievement the CIA has ever done

[@pumpkin6429]

First female potus? Let's see that cock. 😎

[@violenceisfun]

Um Obama?

[@gloverelaxis]

don't use the crylaugh emoji for your own illiterate boomer jokes

[@RestlessFisher]

Big Mike don't count​@@violenceisfun

[@bobbifreedman2435]

I love him. He get's things done. He is pardoning all you druggies. And he is the president.

[@bill4639]

Stav and Adam aren’t laughing so hard because they voted for him. Not so funny now, is it?

[@konducta3095]

Its still hilarious that Donald Trump was THAT bad that this guy achieved the most votes in history? 😂😂

[@pumpkin6429]

@@konducta3095 bad take, gotta say.

[@Xyreqa]

@@pumpkin6429 true take

[@pumpkin6429]

@@Xyreqa A truly bad take. 😂

[@violenceisfun]

It's endless cope for the Dems

[@Mossgiel]

I can't listen to Adam, his voice is so annoying. It's like he's lying in a hospital bed with barely enough energy to speak.

[@Criticalthinking788.]

Hey respect Biden that’s our president

[@kingmostofall5921]

Wow, Nick fell off.

[@michaelpond813]

Joe gets more done asleep than trp did awake.

[@Tunkkis]

Hetero please.

[@mr.robertdobalina9199]

You’re right, Biden can molest kids with his eyes closed

[@monehget]

You mean... in his dreams?

[@hueydao8637]

Extremely gay liberal takes like this are punishable by non consensual gay sex in this part of town, yungin. Watchyoself.

[@a.d.4536]

Holy bot comment batman