Dog Poker

That one painting of those dogs.
music:
Racing backwards - Martin Klem
Top of the stairs - Experia
courtesy of epidemic sound

[@Snarl_Marx]

Cat poker! 💀 Chips knocked over? Check. Cards chewed on? Check. Fucks given? None.

[@jenniferswaim2751]

It was the mini house panther that tossed the table, everyone knows she will only sit on a black chair to play and the chairs in the room were all red. The kitten who just turned old enough to sit at the big cats table is busy playing pinball/soccer with everyone's winnings so it will be a few minutes before they can get the game going again. (edited to fix a typo)

[@raymondparisza5094]

Don't forget the pile of puke in the middle of the table

[@monicapdx]

​@@jenniferswaim2751😹😹😹😹

[@originalismisacrock166]

The Bengal, after knocking half the chips under the sofa, is swinging from the curtains. Meanwhile, the Ragdoll and Persian are on their third nap.

[@KGshowfan]

Exactly!! 🤣

[@brummelbar]

I think I’m speaking for everyone here : we need a whole series

[@carlmullerlane]

Agree completely. Start a petition. More Likes please. 👍🐶🐶🐶🐶😂

[@darraghtormey1500]

Absolutely.

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

I concur. I want to see what happens when Le Chiffre the poodle enters the game.

[@jenniferb.9404]

@@PassTheMarmalade1957. Omg Best suggestion ever!

[@pabloboney7413]

Yessss, like Jonny please!

[@DwarfInBlues]

Basset Hound would probably have the best poker face.

[@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart]

Couldn’t make a bluff face even if it wanted to😂

[@ktrain-hj6jm]

😂

[@michellemeier489]

Or Old English Sheepdog.

[@rotciv1492]

Nah, that would be the shiba inu. There's no way to know what those fuckers are thinking.

[@suep9445]

Cane Corso. Everyone would fold immediately. Except the chihuahua.

[@grandmaonline2450]

The chihuahua throwing paws is so accurate.

[@SilverAuntie]

Did you see the sudden tremble when he looked at his cards? Now, that's a tell!

[@jimwormmaster]

​@@SilverAuntieNah, that's his default state

[@mikeandlyzz]

I have 5 total. My house is all bark all the time. It’s a wonder my neighbors have yet to complain. I own a very nice set of noise cancelling headphones for work.

[@Soupy_loopy]

My German Shepherd uses her paws about as much as she uses her teeth. Feels like she's punching me with a fist half the time.

[@jamiesharpe3856]

I have a chiweenie. He will throw paws for any reason.

[@Tao_Tology]

For the golden retriever, just being with his group of buddies is a win! Who cares about those little paper snacks they're passing around.

[@andrecarpenter2432]

Deeply relate. I love playing boardgames with my friends but am happy regardless of how close to winning I get

[@butters4596]

​@@andrecarpenter2432we have card games to satisfy the golden retriever in us.

[@qdkdicja10]

“little paper snacks” I’m dead 😂😂😂

[@brijessie1521]

​@@qdkdicja10 same 😂😂😂😂

[@enbeast8350]

Plot twist, the golden was hustling the entire table with the best poker face ever and wins the entire pot

[@KassiDephinia]

"And tuning in to pigeon poker… well, what an incredible event. They pooped on the cards, scattered the chips, and every single player strutted around like a winner. Another complete draw. Same as last year."

[@KassiDephinia]

Summer Art Done Quick 2024: Zombie Cassius Marcellus Coolidge speed-paints 'Shiba Inus Playing Mario Kart' live on stream.

[@citylily]

🤣🤣🤣🐦❔ Picturing an Animaniacs version of that game with Paulie freaking out.

[@Zappy7119]

“It’s not my fault that I was made for this game and that you were made to get knocked over by a small breeze” Damn. That was a cold punch

[@cje886]

My chihuahua doesn't like this picture because she's in it.

[@Lyrielonwind]

When I saw the chihuahua I knew something will go wrong 😂

[@stanamilanovich3956]

I see those 50 hug and put in a 100 skritches! Looks like we both win! ❤

[@Goats_]

As a former owner of a black chow chow (RIP Shadow) i think it would have the best poker face since their facial features are so hard to see amidst the black fluffy fur.

[@jeanneanberglund531]

Chows in general have an unreadable face.

[@terriatca1]

Copper, my chow, was a cream with copper coloured ears, my fluffy carpet.

[@AQuietVoice2022]

As a current owner of a black chow (my fluffy cloud), this point is 100% confirmed.

[@Goats_]

@@terriatca1 🤎

[@Goats_]

@@AQuietVoice2022 🖤

[@carolking1502]

I'd ask to add a Husky to the game, but he'd have zero poker face. 😁

[@Gildorify]

Literally just scream as soon as things didn't go their way. :'D

[@marcelojj2009]

He would probably sing about the cards he has in hands

[@mariatomko4278]

Yeah he'd be all :D :D

[@carolking1502]

@@marcelojj2009 No doubt about that! 😂

[@margaretwordnerd5210]

Yes yes yes, please do another poker game that includes a Husky, a Shiba Inu, a Jack Russel, and a Sheltie.

[@PaulGAckerman]

This should be the halftime show at The Puppy Bowl!

[@reginaparker2853]

Nala: Serious poker player 😎 Tina: Serious poker player 😎 Jaxon: Serious poker player 😎 Buoy: Just happy to be here 🥰

[@AshDrawsCatsAndDragons]

As a dog owner who enjoys poker I would love to see a Great Dane play a round

[@lucindamakin1262]

As soon as he looks up from the cards, even with no expression, everyone instantly folds out of intimidation.

[@lindareichel1616]

All cards marked with drool

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

*THUNK* Chips everywhere.

[@Kammy44]

@@lucindamakin1262That's a Belgian Malinois.

[@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart]

German shepherd simply quit its job as the casinos bouncer and decided to try its paws at poker

[@kdavidsmith1]

I dunno, if the GSD is anything like my GSD, he'd put a stop to that real quick. A couple a loud barks to get things back in had.

[@meganb6543]

Oh, you have to do several versions of this! You're hilarious. Keep up the good work!❤

[@zuraidazakaria7419]

Buoy holding the cards face out 😂

[@nancyg1329]

I love when he does the golden retriever, he’s just like my dog. 😂

[@FishguyVR10]

The golden retriever was so accurate Only here to socialize

[@AzraelThanatos]

He's probably there as a replacement for an english setter who just wandered off to, probably, contort itself into the oddest location it can find

[@Nikki0417]

"I'm literally all ears."😂 This would be even better than the puppy bowl.

[@elleng2061]

I enjoy your sense of humor sooo much.

[@TheTeacher1020]

Hilarious and spot on, as usual. Wish you could make more of these, short or long, and post them sooner! You have a special gift for capturing each breed’s quirks and kinks. Keep the videos coming!

[@teejay4903]

This is way to short, I want more 😂😂😂

[@littleozarksfarmstead]

Chihuahua's hoodie is awesome 🤣🤣🤣 I can't 😂😂😂

[@thenovicenovelist]

I agree! I want that hoodie.

[@tarottarantulas]

Same!!! Where can we get it???

[@Edgeofthornes]

Yes yes! And my Chi is at my friends place over weekend so I’m not even undue influence currently!

[@CADET201]

This reminds me of the dogs playing poker art

[@sorrynotsorry8224]

Probably what inspired this.

[@lorisewsstuff1607]

But no bulldog passing an ace to its buddy under the table.

[@susie9893]

Oh, animated!

[@NeversurrenderMM66]

I love the hoodie the Chihuahua is wearing! Jonny, your videos are wonderful! ❤

[@susie9893]

Chihuahuas all wear hoodies. It's the 'tude

[@22anamae]

Me too. He sells that one his website 😊

[@collette9008]

'Cat poker' is literally impossible bc they'd knock them all onto the floor and chase them everywhere 🤣.

[@RICDirector]

Bingo....and there would be one regally sprawled across the table.

[@DanielaMiszezun]

Cat poker!!! LOL. Loved that.

[@B1ackWo1f13]

Yes, I am here for this to be a series!

[@BlackBlitz360]

Why this actually so accurate tho

[@joaohugo92]

I love the creativity, the God/Angel making a dog was nice but its good to see you branching out to other ideas. Glad I subscribed.

[@margaretwordnerd5210]

Brilliant! Please make another soon! I want a poker game that includes a Husky, a Shiba Inu, a Jack Russell, and a Sheltie. Plus the GSD and Chihuahua because they are so *metal*. Maybe not a fancy tournament but a backroom game with the canine equivalent of whisky and cigars and a scary bouncer. You can do it Jonny, you're amazing at this. Thanks for brightening my day.✌🖖

[@Kammy44]

Peanut butter shots and milkbone poker chips!

[@shadowslightly6759]

The Nala shoutout is unexpected but so welcomed

[@fluffysheap]

Shouldn't nala be the golden retriever though

[@shadowslightly6759]

@@fluffysheap Oh yeah, good point... maybe he wanted to make fun of Golden Retrievers? Idk, but it feels hard for it NOT to be a reference to the YT channel. Dog creators beget dog creators

[@masierose6756]

😂 love you knowledge of dog breeds and your sense of humour 😂 Thank you for making me laugh and brightening my day 🥰💙🌹

[@brijessie1521]

I WAS going to state my fav. quote from this but there were too many 😅😂😂😂 he just kept on ROLLIN with it! I love all the dog puns! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

Dude, this ended right as I was getting invested. Part 2 someday?

[@elkadosh4726]

Jonny you absolutely ROCK my world to utter fall down hilarity with your fab vids!!! Don't ever stop! The cat poker ending.....I'm sooooo done in by that!! Literally truth, no exaggeration on cattitude!🤣🤣🤣

[@SilverCatCat13]

You're a genius with these videos and gorgeous too 😂

[@livyintheskywithdragons]

Haha this is brilliant in every single way 😂😂😂 and there's CATS yay! ❤

[@karenjones1]

The Chihuahua would definitely win at poker, one way or another...you don't mess with a Chihuahua!

[@susanjoycesabo8450]

The facial expressions are a riot! I especially love the Golden Retriever who suddenly realized that he must not show his cards to the group. Actually, until I found videos by Jonny Devaney, I thought that my obsession with dogs was unique. Here is a person who is even more into dogs than I am! Kind of a relief!

[@KasaiRayquaza]

Okay I want the Chihuahua's sweatshirt But I love the Golden Retriever. "I RAISE YOU 50 HUGS!" (Everyone stares) "Yeah I still don't understand how this game works."

[@cje886]

The chihuahua shivering as he looked at his cards is SPOT on, bless them.

[@user-iu2ww3bc5p]

10/10 the highlight of KZbin, thanks Jonny. Looks like you have a shiner under your left eye, hope all is OK.

[@chelseaschattner4068]

I was waiting for everyone to be huddled in the corner cowering in fear from the Chihuahua. Then a cat walks by and slaps the Chihuahua.

[@SilverAuntie]

Perfect! Or, maybe, a Mastiff comes up behind the Chihuahua and just lets his shadow announce his arrival. The Chihuahua would be cowering behind everyone else! Or, his mom comes in, "What have I told you about gambling and fighting?" And drags him out of the room. But, just before they are gone, Mama gives a look and a bark, sending all the dogs back to cower in the corner again!!

[@beripafi]

Blanc’s cards. Awesome. Mister, pls make more videos. Very brilliant. Makes us smile all day long. ❤

[@kimeh101]

😂😂😂 That golden retreiver way too happy for that fight to happen.

[@teresac3964]

Loved this video! No question though, cats would definitely be cheating. Hope you're ok, Jonny. Looks like you have a black eye.

[@itsybitsy999]

We all know it was a chihuahua that gave him that black eye. They're merciless.

[@Estherbethe1...]

😎🤗 And the husky is playing over at the cats table bc reasons 🐺

[@theonetruesarauniya]

It's the gorgeous man! Love you and your content. Awesome! The bloodhound is really looking for blood since he daree to mess with the chihuahua lol.

[@giraffesinc.2193]

Oh yes, more dog poker!!! I'm not even a dog person but these videos are hilarious!

[@stepheneddington1667]

The Cat Poker ending got me 🤣

[@tamiewert808]

Omg your videos get better and better!!!😂

[@jnfernandez2065]

I want the 50 hugs 😂❤❤

[@Smok3yR1der]

Cat poker, endless hissing and then they destroy the table

[@Luvforasmr]

“Sponsored by God himself” 😂😂😂 I lost it within less than a second. 😂

[@shirley9240]

I was laughing before the video started! I was right, hilarious! More, please and cat poker too! ❤

[@openorwap5412]

"Boo-ey"? 😂 Hmm... I wonder if those Kong toys are boo-ey-ant 🤔

[@Tassie_Aus_Stephanie]

Lol, exactly!!!! 😂

[@elinannestad5320]

We had a part-chihuahua rescue dog and never understood why having a dog wasn't fun. It wasn't! Now I feast on the evil vibes here, and think, 'Aha, so THAT's why.'

[@froodychick]

I love the bloodhound!

[@hex_a_lexa]

Nothing else to tell about the cat poker 😂😂

[@hopedalton9675]

I literally can't stop watching this over and over again. Hilarious 😂

[@Pasteurpipette]

"I don't have a tell!" *tail wags furiously*

[@SiberiaDreams]

Genius. Can I just say...do you know how dang hard it is to write comedy that is wholesome....but is not "ick". It's not filthy...but it's filthy good.

[@citylily]

😂😂😂 thank you for this I really needed the laughs! I do hope you continue this into a new series. The smack talk and bets 🤣. And definitely keep the golden retriever there-- "I'll raise you 50 hug" is so adorably dopey. He'd be great moral support. Also,, still snickering at why the sharpei was dq'd. 😅😅😅

[@animula6908]

The chihuahua explaining what it’s going to do to the other dog is excellent beyond normal.

[@JimmyGambiniEsquire]

Know why you don’t see Akitas in the dog poker game? Cuz it’d be like playing w the Yakuza and that SharPei hiding cards… well we’d have a big problem 😁

[@crackhead-slinky-rats]

Feels weird being early when no one has made any jokes

[@Debi-in5fp]

This guy can make me laugh no matter how sick I am or how bad I feel! Very grateful that today.❤

[@ms.err0r530]

The chihuahua’s sweater lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

[@alicecaulfield2140]

Endlessly inventive and creative. These videos are amazing! ❤❤❤

[@gordondean9189]

Never, ever fails to deliver. Delightful as always.

[@cheri9973]

Omgosh this is the best channel!! You're so talented!! I was smiling and laughing throughout this video and the cat thing at the end was just the perfect ending. 😂😊

[@danielleking262]

The Golden Retreiver having his cards facing out. 😂😂🤦‍♀️

[@DJ-sv7xf]

Lol! Chihuahua is spot on!

[@clairebear2741]

a chihuahua would be great at poker. he's shaking, but is he worried? excited? cold? no one knows.

[@762x69]

As someone who watched the Lion King when little, naming a dog Nala...should be a capital punishment 😂

[@denicewinders1521]

I love this dude. Glad I found him ‼️

[@cecilia7259]

Excellent skit! Keep up this line, please! I had such a laugh!

[@vegasrenie]

I'd love to see a St. Bernard. It would drool over everything! 😅

[@jodidavis6595]

The cats knocked over all the chips 😂 sooooo cats 👍🏼

[@franciebelcher4594]

Dog poker sounds like a 💯% more fun than the other one😁👌

[@CynthiaLamb-jf2md]

I could watch this every day !!!!❤

[@TraurigerEinzelfall]

Just happy to meet new people 😂 That's a Golden Retriever alright 😂❤

[@cindialdridge7071]

LoL...love these videos! What an imagination!!! ❤❤

[@christinageigner6254]

This would be a perfect addition to the Puppy Bowl game.

[@heatherhuebner4582]

That dog poker painting in your grandpa's basement just came to life

[@Mia-tn5th]

Love your work. Love German Shepherd ❤️❤️❤️

[@amandah2866]

I did think the Blood Hound had an unfair advantage of being able to smell the excitement of a good hand 😂😂

[@sandro67ify]

I wait for "All in" :D

[@feliscorax]

A chihuahua isn’t a real dog: it’s a four-legged argument.

[@superstormday993]

Lol. Of course the cats knocked over all the chips!! Lol!!😂 I'm sure the cards went too, along with anything else on the table.... 😂

[@thewayuwearurhat1751]

You have Goldens down perfect 😂 And the cats.

[@laurenw.8178]

The cats would definitely knock over all the chips 😂

[@texas_tina23]

German Shepherd straight chillin for once...

[@LancashirelassCan.]

Very innovative and so accurate ! 😂😍More needed!!!

[@crpkvl]

Hey, I’m a chihuahua owner and I agree with this clip. Lol

[@robingray5037]

I know you're not a cat guy, but 😼🃏 might be interesting, except the short attention span would be challenging. If they don't get board and walk away, it would be nap time. Again... I'm a cat person, BTW. No hate for the felines, just facts.

[@bonnieweeks7601]

I have a tuxedo cat that is very calculating what she slaps off of a table. Sometimes cups with liquid. Doodoo head

[@pabloboney7413]

Lol this needs to be a series like 'Dogs react to the mailman'

[@JaguarRacingTeamX]

Wanna see the doberman at the table. Perfect poker face.