Don’t Call Dave

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Auditing Britain

Auditing Britain

4 ай бұрын

#auditing #police #mp

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@DJAUDITS
@DJAUDITS 4 ай бұрын
Mission accepted. See you soon Ceva 😉😉
@SeanieVoiceOver
@SeanieVoiceOver 4 ай бұрын
Ceva Logistics Acton, Let’s have a look at you then shall we……From aboooooove!
@thickerbrummietwat
@thickerbrummietwat 4 ай бұрын
"It not allowed to fly drone into building!"
@DJAUDITS
@DJAUDITS 4 ай бұрын
I've just checked on Drone Assist and there are no flight restrictions in the area which relate to a 249g drone. 😉😉👍👍@@SeanieVoiceOver
@SeanieVoiceOver
@SeanieVoiceOver 4 ай бұрын
@@DJAUDITS one of the guards says he lives in Norddhod which is formerly RAF Northolt
@Rob_YT
@Rob_YT 4 ай бұрын
DJ, just make sure that the gates are closed, cos if not, Hungarian team leader has powers and he'll get ya! AB was lucky that the Leader was behind the closed gates. You can't film his site! 😂
@robbflynn4325
@robbflynn4325 4 ай бұрын
They can record the shit out of us, including facial recognition, driving in our cars, shopping, etc, all in the name of 'security'. It really is time to start revolting.
@Lookup2Wakeup
@Lookup2Wakeup 4 ай бұрын
They're all fooking foreigners telling us what we can do in public in our own country. We are fooked😕
@Headwind-1
@Headwind-1 2 ай бұрын
yeap we have had enough of this shit. . .
@briansymmes7917
@briansymmes7917 4 ай бұрын
Another security guy dressed up to look like a policeman from a distance, who can barely speak English. If the bar gets any lower it will be underground.
@paulharrison2325
@paulharrison2325 2 ай бұрын
Really? Security (whether British national or not) is not exactly a sector for the well educated, it never has been.
@airstrip1836
@airstrip1836 3 ай бұрын
In the whole video I only heard one single solitary British accent - the supervisor at the end. What a fascinating indictment on what modern Britain has become.
@Safety1st_
@Safety1st_ Ай бұрын
Including AB loool
@anthonyo.6084
@anthonyo.6084 4 ай бұрын
A few more years they'll all be metropolitan police officers..
@philipjones9458
@philipjones9458 4 ай бұрын
Overqualified
@TigerTiger-dh2vr
@TigerTiger-dh2vr 4 ай бұрын
A few more weeks more like.
@tommurphy7611
@tommurphy7611 4 ай бұрын
Kalergi plan for british sheeple...
@debramitchell53
@debramitchell53 4 ай бұрын
They don’t have to wait a few years because they already fully meet the diversity criteria to join the met police immediately.
@HBFREEWORLD
@HBFREEWORLD 4 ай бұрын
😂😅😂😅
@demigog9523
@demigog9523 4 ай бұрын
The need for high security, is to protect all the packages of white powder, on their way to parliament.
@CommanderStarblaster
@CommanderStarblaster 4 ай бұрын
...and Champagne which is smuggled past customs in diplomatic packaging.
@Awakend7
@Awakend7 4 ай бұрын
And all the trafficked children!
@demigog9523
@demigog9523 4 ай бұрын
​@@Awakend7They'll be smuggled through the tunnels.
@Awakend7
@Awakend7 4 ай бұрын
@@demigog9523 😂 I’ve come back to this section and my comment has been removed, that’s KZbin censoring the truth again, yeh most likely the tunnels are far more secret.
@demigog9523
@demigog9523 4 ай бұрын
@@Awakend7 I could see there was another comment which wasn't showing up, so I selected newest and had to scroll all the way down to find it.
@DavidsCafe
@DavidsCafe 4 ай бұрын
So many African security guards with broken English ..nice work Alejandro 🤣🤣
@keithmason1777
@keithmason1777 4 ай бұрын
Why is it that they ALL employ people from other countries living here? And All of them dictates what we can do in Britain in England. We live by OUR laws NOT ones that may have been applicable in the countries from where they come from. This us Britain we have our own laws not ones you want us to abide by. Freedom to film in public its as simple as that.
@silverfox74
@silverfox74 4 ай бұрын
Because they don't understand minimum wage laws so get paid in polo mints.
@rcchronicles25
@rcchronicles25 4 ай бұрын
It's no wonder they wanted Dave, he was the only one with more than 2 brain cells 😂
@dr_corrupt1014
@dr_corrupt1014 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@28johann1
@28johann1 4 ай бұрын
Quite. If it wasn't for him, we'd all still be there. Bunch of morons seemingly unable to distinguish outside from inside. Sigh.
@risingstorm4239
@risingstorm4239 4 ай бұрын
👍
@dave_ryan
@dave_ryan 4 ай бұрын
Dave,,, i thought that was Rodney. 😂
@shivaunt71
@shivaunt71 4 ай бұрын
What a difference a Dave makes 😂
@grahamsmith6053
@grahamsmith6053 4 ай бұрын
Its a sorry state when we in the UK are relying on security from idiots like this!
@chrisbevis7725
@chrisbevis7725 4 ай бұрын
Exactly and this is a government enterprise. A child could run rings around security like this! A professional criminal would be in and out of that site before these guards had finished yawning.
@user-nq6wh7tr4s
@user-nq6wh7tr4s 4 ай бұрын
all foreign idiots too ,,
@achitophel5852
@achitophel5852 4 ай бұрын
The benefits of multiculturalism. You reap what you sow. Welcome to the UK, leader of the third world.
@adenwellsmith6908
@adenwellsmith6908 4 ай бұрын
Wrong question. What's gone so wrong that we need security on this level?
@Cybertruck1000
@Cybertruck1000 4 ай бұрын
Got plenty of idiots of our own without importing them.
@JAAYWADE
@JAAYWADE 4 ай бұрын
“No im just holding the phone like this cause im an idiot” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@potusgotz4875
@potusgotz4875 4 ай бұрын
🤣
@user-pj2xg6rd6p
@user-pj2xg6rd6p 4 ай бұрын
CALLING ALL AUDITORS: Large supermarket stores have in recent months imposed one way systems and extended barriers preventing customers from leaving either before they have their receipt checked or until the staff find the time to look at you to see if you look suspicious and then decide to let you out. Security guards are often standing the other side of the gate warning law-abiding shoppers not to attempt to step over it. This is unlawful arrest and false imprisonment. We need our heroic auditors to challenge this infringement of our liberty to prevent honest people being illegally detained and herded around like sheep when ll they want to do is leave with the shopping they`ve paid for!
@creekyknee
@creekyknee 4 ай бұрын
Great point.
@davelawton2135
@davelawton2135 2 ай бұрын
Yes great point, once you have paid for the goods they are your property and have no right to look through your bags
@Daisy-tl2lh
@Daisy-tl2lh 2 ай бұрын
@@davelawton2135 if they're in your bags they must ask your permission to search of course if you say No, they'll likely call security then the Police ... big brother always seems to win!
@MJ-hj9jh
@MJ-hj9jh 9 күн бұрын
This actually puts me off going into a supermarket incase Im 50/50 of getting a snack/drink. If I go in and nothing takes my fancy it's always tricky to leave as I have to overtake queuing customers and walk straight out.
@Daisy-tl2lh
@Daisy-tl2lh 9 күн бұрын
I am sure many supermarkets breaking fire regulations if you think that is the case report them to the local authority fire dept. I know my local Tesco appeared to be a fire hazard where they had all but blocked the exit route and after complaints they had to employ security and re arrange the exit
@Jim90117
@Jim90117 4 ай бұрын
Stuff like this makes me think our government is well and truly corrupt, but looking around at the state of the country, that should be self-evident.
@unusuallyordinary
@unusuallyordinary 4 ай бұрын
Usually it means there is something to hide. A government by and for the people would be more open and transparent.
@chrisbevis7725
@chrisbevis7725 4 ай бұрын
And if this site is so important to the government why would they employ any security like these idiots! These are not trained security guards they are just like that woman that was a security guard at the crisp factory if anybody seen that video. I would not be surprised if she trained them!
@ramalama9650
@ramalama9650 4 ай бұрын
It's probably because if they found any potentially incriminating documents they don't have the ability to read them.@@chrisbevis7725
@Deathtoallsnowflakes
@Deathtoallsnowflakes 4 ай бұрын
covid didnt ring any alarm bells but this interaction did?? wow lolllllllllllllllllll
@KerbalSpacey
@KerbalSpacey 4 ай бұрын
people still go vote for more idiots though... honestly don't know how anyone can vote for the "main parties" anymore. Labour, Conservatives, Lib Dem's etc full of people so out of touch with reality it's straight up insanity.
@dps8435
@dps8435 4 ай бұрын
No expense spared when it comes for the government,the rest of us have to fend for ourselves.
@JorgeHernandez-yj9vu
@JorgeHernandez-yj9vu 4 ай бұрын
amen
@dadford01
@dadford01 4 ай бұрын
All the security barely speak English, yet expected to know the legislation.
@kyivwithgeofftanya5546
@kyivwithgeofftanya5546 4 ай бұрын
First guard was polite and knew the law, so well done but the big guy was very very intimidating
@aidanmcguire1369
@aidanmcguire1369 4 ай бұрын
Omg,,,"don't call Dave" should become a catchphrase..😂😂😂😂😂..I want it printed on a T shirt....Brilliant AB...
@thedad7313
@thedad7313 4 ай бұрын
There’s a lot of souls being stolen with your magic light-box.
@scotttchviski6706
@scotttchviski6706 4 ай бұрын
The only sensible thing that was said by the staff was - 'You carry on and we'll leave you alone.'
@lee32uk
@lee32uk 4 ай бұрын
Who would have thought that 'Site Rules' apply to somebody stood on a public footpath. The mind boggles.
@ade3628
@ade3628 4 ай бұрын
This was comical, people walk up to man filming and asking why are you filming me now 😂😂
@28johann1
@28johann1 4 ай бұрын
'I'm not filming, I'm just holding my phone up to my face cos i'm an idiot'. Classic.
@GilbertdeClare0704
@GilbertdeClare0704 4 ай бұрын
That gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME ! !.....They are NOT on camera, then go all freaked out and "Where's the camera ? WHERE's the camera ?" and RUN TO the camera to BE filmed, then go all, "WHY are you filming me ?".....frigging DUHHHHHHH
@readreceipt
@readreceipt 4 ай бұрын
“Not allowed 🚫”. This security guard has been watching too much Charlie Veitch 😂
@gailsmith5334
@gailsmith5334 4 ай бұрын
I think we just travelled the world with this video!
@jackwatsonepic626
@jackwatsonepic626 4 ай бұрын
That sign is for the inside, not for the outside. 😂🇬🇧
@jasonmadelin3633
@jasonmadelin3633 4 ай бұрын
He called for Dave but only got Rodney.
@JRichards93
@JRichards93 4 ай бұрын
Great comment 😂
@jimmelton5846
@jimmelton5846 4 ай бұрын
He got Trigger.
@peterkeenan9386
@peterkeenan9386 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@user-df4ie9kk9c
@user-df4ie9kk9c 4 ай бұрын
Don't tell him pike!!!
@HBFREEWORLD
@HBFREEWORLD 4 ай бұрын
😂
@davidbarnard1126
@davidbarnard1126 4 ай бұрын
I just luv it when Security tells EVERYTHING !!
@korpiz
@korpiz 2 ай бұрын
The lunatics are running that asylum for sure, that was hilarious!
@criticalmass3829
@criticalmass3829 4 ай бұрын
When you gave the Alejandro name, i nearly spat my coffee out laughing.😂
@yantomanuel6919
@yantomanuel6919 4 ай бұрын
multi cultural security again. the guy in red reminded me of the lion in wizard of oz.
@johnmurray5573
@johnmurray5573 4 ай бұрын
Bit disrespectful to AB who is the main man defending freedom in Britain
@elcid6559
@elcid6559 4 ай бұрын
Johnd, AB is not multi cultural, he is a true Englishman who believes in freedom, in my opinion
@Pugna-cz6gs
@Pugna-cz6gs 4 ай бұрын
@@johnmurray5573He’s white, it’s more or less the same culture as Britain you clown. Thats not what the OP meant
@2handsandwiches
@2handsandwiches 4 ай бұрын
​@@VS-xb1jg by your twisted logic no one really has an ethnicity.. I guarantee you you non of these people's relatives fought alongside the English in WW2..
@2handsandwiches
@2handsandwiches 4 ай бұрын
@@VS-xb1jg you seem confused about everything, what nationality are you and where are you living?
@markpaul1154
@markpaul1154 4 ай бұрын
I wonder if they ever include distraction techniques in security training, for it looks an awfully good way to distract the entire security team for quite some time by just having someone stood outside on a public street with a camera.
@MaMusiqueUK
@MaMusiqueUK 4 ай бұрын
Great point.
@jamesavery2
@jamesavery2 4 ай бұрын
And to think these guards will be left behind when we go to fight the Russians .😅
@d.b.gurganus334
@d.b.gurganus334 4 ай бұрын
the best comedy show on the internet ! AB is a national treasure !
@HjuvikLabs
@HjuvikLabs 4 ай бұрын
As a Swedish citizen i am amazed that security in UK seemingly almost always consist of non-brittish born individuals that cant even speak proper english. What happened there?
@creekyknee
@creekyknee 4 ай бұрын
British Colonial Karma and the rewards or Brexit.
@tonypine3434
@tonypine3434 4 ай бұрын
Destabilisation of community/social fabric. Manufactured from the likes of the Arab Spring. Designed to turn the inhabitants against each other, encourage extremist viewpoints to enact Draconian laws and keep people occupied on people on your street rather than the puppet masters running the show.
@BrandNew777
@BrandNew777 4 ай бұрын
​@creekyknee basically they take the poor paying jobs that nobody else wants
@carltonbanks5470
@carltonbanks5470 2 ай бұрын
Given what is seen on this channel, what difference would it make? British born security and police is just as ignorant. This auditor himself isn't ethnically english either. So what's your point?
@bustertheboxer1343
@bustertheboxer1343 2 ай бұрын
Should see the airports if you think that's bad. 😬 Twenty four years flying in and out, I've never had my passport checked once. It's deliberate.
@keglat1
@keglat1 4 ай бұрын
This is where the MP's conscience and morality is kept locked away just in case they are tempted to do the right thing.
@gashscumkar6909
@gashscumkar6909 4 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@stewart8727
@stewart8727 4 ай бұрын
is it stored along with the rocking horse shit?
@ejoneswales
@ejoneswales 4 ай бұрын
Unlikely, it's where people's belongings and other freight is security checked and put on aircraft. CEVA is a freight logistics company. Formally TNT plus another company, taken over and renamed to CEVA Logistics.
@ejoneswales
@ejoneswales 4 ай бұрын
A ridiculous comment. Shows lack of common sense. Bit like the security guard from Uganda which is near Northolt
@stewart8727
@stewart8727 4 ай бұрын
@@ejoneswales bet you're fun at parties
@bradmca2022
@bradmca2022 4 ай бұрын
Don't call Dave... Oh my god i lost it
@adenwellsmith6908
@adenwellsmith6908 4 ай бұрын
I know, its funny. I quite like the warning, "You are live on youtube, please do not swear". The big brother warning! :-)
@chrisbevis7725
@chrisbevis7725 4 ай бұрын
Dave told them to close the gate and it was pure laziness that they left it open,
@Pugna-cz6gs
@Pugna-cz6gs 4 ай бұрын
What did you lose?
@KerbalSpacey
@KerbalSpacey 4 ай бұрын
his virginity @@Pugna-cz6gs
@dereknagle
@dereknagle 4 ай бұрын
😂​@@Pugna-cz6gs
@mikeb3811
@mikeb3811 4 ай бұрын
If I was Prime minister and I saw this video I would launch an immediate investigation into the security, SIA licences, who is involved and what the standards are. And the police.
@RandomDesiTV
@RandomDesiTV 4 ай бұрын
When I did my SIA exam years ago, the exam invigilator was telling the multiple choice answers to all of the foreign people who could barely talk English and didn't obviously know the answers either .. He would walk around checking their answers and if they had marked a wrong choice he would say, for example, are you sure it's B don't you think it is E? Absolute joke.. And it's deliberate. Get your head around it.. Corruption going on everywhere they are Freemasons
@barbaraakinbowale4456
@barbaraakinbowale4456 3 ай бұрын
They think they're cops.
@irrepressibleme6846
@irrepressibleme6846 4 ай бұрын
There are too many secret Government sites like this. Certainly makes you wonder why they have use of logistic services. Time for transparency.
@chrisbevis7725
@chrisbevis7725 4 ай бұрын
They probably have to use them for deliveries of important documents since they are prone to leave them in trains, taxis and the like!
@irrepressibleme6846
@irrepressibleme6846 4 ай бұрын
@@chrisbevis7725 In the age of email, an important document left on a train was done so intentionally.
@charliegallagher1231
@charliegallagher1231 4 ай бұрын
It's basically the place where all deliveries going to parliament get x-rayed and checked then are made to parliament by that company
@-EC002-
@-EC002- 4 ай бұрын
It's where they store all their logic, at the moment it's all in the basement covered in dust and cobwebs and not likely to be used anytime soon!
@caolkyle
@caolkyle 4 ай бұрын
Must be the millions of pounds worth of PPE that was supposed to be for Covid times
@corleth2868
@corleth2868 4 ай бұрын
I called Dave, he's the man.
@greenglassrecycling
@greenglassrecycling 4 ай бұрын
daves a ponce.
@gentlemangaz3651
@gentlemangaz3651 4 ай бұрын
@@greenglassrecyclinghaha ponce, not heard that for years. Great insult when i was younger haha
@SeanieVoiceOver
@SeanieVoiceOver 4 ай бұрын
@@gentlemangaz3651😅 we need to bring back Ponce 😂 great insult
@dave4728
@dave4728 4 ай бұрын
@@greenglassrecycling oi 🤨
@caledonianson927
@caledonianson927 4 ай бұрын
Dangerous Dave was called!!!!
@sharonhartill3054
@sharonhartill3054 4 ай бұрын
BRILLIANT....CLASSIC..............DON'T CALL DAVE....PLEASE DONT CALL DAVE....WELL ENTERTIANING..THANK YOU......CANT WAIT FOR DJ NOW.....X
@Volound
@Volound 4 ай бұрын
4:50 "PLEEEEEASE DO NOT CALL DAVE man" laughing out loud at these.
@Clint-kr8zm
@Clint-kr8zm 4 ай бұрын
From the boat straight in to a security job
@JalalUddin-us9ez
@JalalUddin-us9ez 4 ай бұрын
Because all the white people are useless sitting at home on benefits😂😂😂
@user-wh8ef5zd5u
@user-wh8ef5zd5u 4 ай бұрын
How you know they came on boat 😂 maybe AB came on boat.. imbecile 😅
@TheBhup
@TheBhup 4 ай бұрын
Racist twat
@Clint-kr8zm
@Clint-kr8zm 4 ай бұрын
@VS-xb1jg if it wasn't true I wouldn't of said but it is.and getting worse by the day .the invasion continues. And if you can't see this you are beyond help or purpose
@carltonbanks5470
@carltonbanks5470 2 ай бұрын
Whats good for the goose is good for the gander. Don't complain now.
@EyeSpyAudit
@EyeSpyAudit 4 ай бұрын
Yellow jackets give them wings
@TheBeardsShow
@TheBeardsShow 4 ай бұрын
It is the G4S brand energy drink
@martinryan5069
@martinryan5069 4 ай бұрын
So dose red bull weeeeee
@robertmawby3021
@robertmawby3021 4 ай бұрын
If this is the quality of government security, then we are completely doomed!
@greeney76
@greeney76 4 ай бұрын
There was a security guard from Ealing who had an expectorant feeling, a sign on the wall, said dont spit on the floor, so he looked up and spat on the ceiling.. Top job AB
@Andrew-ke6ik
@Andrew-ke6ik 4 ай бұрын
I used to a team leader and l was a right dick head. I left that job because l didn't like who l became l stopped treating people with respect its funny how a little bit of power can go to your head. The main thing l always notice in AB's videos is individuals who have delusions of power. They stop treating people with respect. Thank you AB for helping teaching them a lesson to always treat your fellow human with respect 🙏🙏
@thejjjwils
@thejjjwils 4 ай бұрын
There are many managers who dont do this, its when you are a manager in this type of role, i.e. security that it happens more often, imo. Of course it happens elsewhere too, but less so is my main point
@hoppinonabronzeleg9477
@hoppinonabronzeleg9477 4 ай бұрын
Did you work for car-gnawed Mental Box in Shipley?
@silverfox74
@silverfox74 4 ай бұрын
Lord Rayner Goddard (the judge who sent Derek Bentley (let him have it) to death) use to ejaculate in his pants whenever he gave the death sentence - google it. A prime example of what authority can do to your state of mind.
@bennyhill4228
@bennyhill4228 4 ай бұрын
"Call Dave"..."no don't call Dave" 😂
@drone67inverzet22
@drone67inverzet22 4 ай бұрын
i called got his wife Dave is out for the day
@gabrielplattes6253
@gabrielplattes6253 4 ай бұрын
Don't call Dave! 😄
@Return_oftheMac
@Return_oftheMac 4 ай бұрын
They called 'Call me Dave' Dave. Now 'Lord' Call Me Dave Dave. We are all in trouble now....
@Lookup2Wakeup
@Lookup2Wakeup 4 ай бұрын
Dave, Dave Daaaaaaave .... 😂
@jamiepeters8396
@jamiepeters8396 4 ай бұрын
Absolutely hilarious, so good , I think one of your best yet 😂
@HueJanus71
@HueJanus71 4 ай бұрын
Don't call “Dave” pmsl😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 AB your a star, keep up the great work.
@debbiebertram
@debbiebertram 4 ай бұрын
I thought their eyeballs were going to pop out with panic. 😱 Dave, Do whatever you want 😅
@28johann1
@28johann1 4 ай бұрын
Yeah i thought red coat 'my site' guy was about to explode Mr Creosote style.
@nobodyanderson4353
@nobodyanderson4353 4 ай бұрын
​@@28johann1A wafer thin mint
@newsbender
@newsbender 4 ай бұрын
3:20 I knew "not allowed" would soon be uttered in this one
@28johann1
@28johann1 4 ай бұрын
It's the only two words they seem to know
@NamedNamelessName
@NamedNamelessName 4 ай бұрын
What about 13:01?
@newsbender
@newsbender Ай бұрын
@@VS-xb1jg Seems to me you are the one "pulling the card".
@VS-xb1jg
@VS-xb1jg Ай бұрын
@@newsbender Of course it does. It's the only thing on your mind. You've got a why always me complex, it's your fallback. Par for the course, lad.
@newsbender
@newsbender Ай бұрын
@@VS-xb1jg Utter horseshit. Lad. Your brain is leaking out of your ears, time for your monthly shot.
@GilbertdeClare0704
@GilbertdeClare0704 4 ай бұрын
Hats off to that FIRST security Guard. Really friendly, helpful, yet VERY Professionally holding his ground with POLITE instructions....then the smoothbrain🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡s run up ! He called DAVE ! ! ! ! !😮😮😱😱😱😱😱😱 Rumour has it, DAVE is still standing there in his Red Fleece, declaring, "Yes, you are on MY site ! !"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@silverfox74
@silverfox74 4 ай бұрын
Smoothbrains hahahaha
@GilbertdeClare0704
@GilbertdeClare0704 4 ай бұрын
@@silverfox74 Yup, completely compromised Cerebral Cortex, with no more than 2 or 3 Neurons that short circuit if they all fire together🤣🤣🤣🤣
@oconnorp3
@oconnorp3 4 ай бұрын
Thank god they didn’t call Dave! Count yourself lucky this time. 👍
@user-tj4ox9op2y
@user-tj4ox9op2y 4 ай бұрын
I’m just holding the phone like this cos I’m an idiot 😂
@TonyDawnsurfer
@TonyDawnsurfer 4 ай бұрын
It must be the brown envelopes site for the corrupt MP's.
@abc-ni9uw
@abc-ni9uw 4 ай бұрын
I love how AB mimixed the same accent as the security card
@jmcc2275
@jmcc2275 2 күн бұрын
Don’t call the police, call Dave.
@hughjanus7311
@hughjanus7311 4 ай бұрын
I suppose getting shouted at by immigrants is now just the norm in the UK. Is there a stall on the beach that gives them their security license when they set foot in the country ?
@Sensiking19
@Sensiking19 4 ай бұрын
Well you’re lot won’t do any work will they
@Happane
@Happane 4 ай бұрын
​@@VS-xb1jg same
@Happane
@Happane 4 ай бұрын
White supremist racist comments only maybe
@fusiliers1
@fusiliers1 4 ай бұрын
No migrants ever gives me an order Touch me and your get hurt
@user-vz5rl6kk8d
@user-vz5rl6kk8d 4 ай бұрын
@senai Built an Empire chap, built an Empire!! 😎👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@themaskedgrappler
@themaskedgrappler 4 ай бұрын
Dave was spot on, they should have called him sooner instead of embarrassing themselves.
@harrybloggs9028
@harrybloggs9028 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, But someone said DONT CALL DAVE.
@Paul-nr6ws
@Paul-nr6ws 4 ай бұрын
Dave wasn't happy though
@MalaysiaPhilip
@MalaysiaPhilip 4 ай бұрын
The first 5 minutes or so (second security) had me howling AB. Comedy gold that was!
@AustinSaysSo
@AustinSaysSo 4 ай бұрын
Hello Dave, you're my wife now 😂. Thank God for security personnel as it reminds me I'm not that stupid 👀
@sandydobbie1255
@sandydobbie1255 4 ай бұрын
The young security guard showed all of these security guards how they should interact with innocent members of the public !!! This is what happens when you hire idiots to be security guards who don’t know what they are doing !!! What an ignorant abrupt security guard at the end !!! The company that employs these security guards should train these guys properly before they give them the jobs of being security guards !!!
@rexttt3944
@rexttt3944 4 ай бұрын
Well done AB
@DJEMEDIA
@DJEMEDIA 4 ай бұрын
Can't believe AB said the word DRONE 😂🎉
@silverfox74
@silverfox74 4 ай бұрын
Did you see the look on Dave's face when he did - pure terror LOL AB knew his weak spot as that will lock down the building and these numpties will break the law with assault. They won't have a clue how to handle it and Dave knows it. And looking at the comments it seems DJ audits it taking his own Dave down to meet Dave.
@LilHazey2.0
@LilHazey2.0 4 ай бұрын
A role created to employ the unemployable.
@charliekane135
@charliekane135 3 ай бұрын
Correct, no working visas and can't speak the lingo
@soleknight3212
@soleknight3212 4 ай бұрын
This has to be the greatest guilty pleasure on the net!
@ItsVespucci
@ItsVespucci Ай бұрын
100% i spend hours on them
@andymodeller965
@andymodeller965 4 ай бұрын
You my friend - AB - are the best and no mistake. Please please don't ever give up. The highlight of KZbin.
@metaphysicalmason4466
@metaphysicalmason4466 4 ай бұрын
" You are on my site " x 3 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@icdroid
@icdroid 4 ай бұрын
"I'm just holding a phone like that because I'm an idiot." 😂😂😂
@bhambhole
@bhambhole 4 ай бұрын
That one had me laughing 😂
@steffkerr8935
@steffkerr8935 4 ай бұрын
AB you are brilliant 👏 they just don’t realise you are taking the piss out of them 😂👏👍
@brendagilson934
@brendagilson934 4 ай бұрын
😂
@BigGeorgeOG
@BigGeorgeOG 4 ай бұрын
Because their twats
@silverfox74
@silverfox74 4 ай бұрын
The intelligence is just shocking TBH but equally just so funny to watch. It's quite unbelievable. You honestly couldn't write it.
@johnross8555
@johnross8555 4 ай бұрын
The thing is you can't take the piss out of shit.
@Blaggard
@Blaggard 4 ай бұрын
Yet more foreigners saying what you can and can't do, in your own country.
@SeanieVoiceOver
@SeanieVoiceOver 4 ай бұрын
He’s from Asgard
@Africa1000
@Africa1000 4 ай бұрын
Why is it his "country" any more than theirs
@SeanieVoiceOver
@SeanieVoiceOver 4 ай бұрын
@@Africa1000 Ask Mugabe, he made the rules
@Africa1000
@Africa1000 4 ай бұрын
@@SeanieVoiceOver You're missing the point. The security guards are no more " foreigner" than AB is! Mugabe only took back what was stolen from the people
@ramalama9650
@ramalama9650 4 ай бұрын
There is a remedy. Ignore them!
@user-go3kn1wn7l
@user-go3kn1wn7l 4 ай бұрын
"Are you from Los-Angeles?"😂
@hasans
@hasans 4 ай бұрын
Oh right on time, another AB video, I will not fast forward and enjoy on a Saturday night. Thanks boss!
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 4 ай бұрын
Thank you for watching
@hasans
@hasans 4 ай бұрын
@@AuditingBritain Thank you for your hard work!
@pjb2836
@pjb2836 4 ай бұрын
Its my site and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, you would cry to if they were filming you ( sing along)
@richardtheeighth4431
@richardtheeighth4431 4 ай бұрын
10:28, both the gates have been closed. That'll stop people filming. 🙄
@-EC002-
@-EC002- 4 ай бұрын
That's when you pull out your secret weapon... THE DRONE!
@Farming-Technology
@Farming-Technology 4 ай бұрын
This place is like the united nations. No two accents are the same. It's really nice to see.
@bhambhole
@bhambhole 4 ай бұрын
They be acting like fools in Acton. Great vid. DJ brought me here.
@garyeggbean2803
@garyeggbean2803 4 ай бұрын
If like me you were disappointed not to hear the security guard’s conversation with Dave, I’ve included this in full below: “Is that Dave? Hello Dave. You’re my wife now Dave”
@oliviadavies-gw8wp
@oliviadavies-gw8wp 4 ай бұрын
Why do all security firms employ people who can't speak English very well and don't know English law. The same with the police
@AntiSepticUK
@AntiSepticUK 4 ай бұрын
🎉 Vote Alan Or maybe Tommy Rabbi Son 🎉
@MyCaptkirk
@MyCaptkirk 4 ай бұрын
Cheap labour
@adrianchetwynd1334
@adrianchetwynd1334 4 ай бұрын
@@MyCaptkirkI doubt that, plenty of home grown would do a non energetic job like that. It’s an agenda and obviously not an economic one.
@chrisbevis7725
@chrisbevis7725 4 ай бұрын
Because they don't care about the public and think uneducated, untrained thugs can do their bidding. I used to employ security guards for my company and one of them used to be security for the Shah of Iran, another was an ex marine and so on. I bet I had a better security team than the Royal Family.
@Pugna-cz6gs
@Pugna-cz6gs 4 ай бұрын
@@AntiSepticUKo/
@John-xn3sc
@John-xn3sc 4 ай бұрын
And that’s why he is manager because he knows how to treat the public
@rs5001988
@rs5001988 4 ай бұрын
I love this channel its the best shows the clowns in clown world 😂 hat off to A.B. genuine star all the best mate keeo them coming ill keep watching ❤❤❤❤❤
@stephenhunt8389
@stephenhunt8389 4 ай бұрын
Hang on a minute, there's something very strange going on here .... that bloke at the end - was he Dave ?) ... He appeared to be English. What the hell is he doing in Acton, West London ??? John Cleese got into a lot of trouble a few years ago. He came out with this really audacious claim : "London is no longer an English city". And then he buggered off abroad ... and I don't blame him.
@ThisDJ808
@ThisDJ808 4 ай бұрын
my friend just sold her Kensington property and is off to the Maldives. Hates it there
@takeAstabzzz
@takeAstabzzz 4 ай бұрын
He buggered off abroad? Tbf the British have historically "buggered off abroad" and buggered it good. You're in no position to complain about immigration. Perhaps if your ancestors were as opposed to human migration as you are, you might not have this so called immigration issue. You benefited VASTLY from your travels and now you conveniently want to act territorial. Too late my friend.
@stephenhunt8389
@stephenhunt8389 4 ай бұрын
@@VS-xb1jg The answer to your question is ..... "yes". Interestingly, it appears that my previous message has been deleted. Oh Dear. Never mind. I'm very familiar with Acton. It's suffering from "an overdose of multiculturalism". Not my words, but words from a Pakistani friend of mine. He's not happy that parts of Acton now look like Mogadishu.
@danielbate13
@danielbate13 4 ай бұрын
'Dave'...i feel I've gone back to a bygone era...it's comforting!
@Lookup2Wakeup
@Lookup2Wakeup 4 ай бұрын
The Nigerian security man was Mr Harris ..... 😂
@aamaliyahkhan1524
@aamaliyahkhan1524 2 ай бұрын
Puppets on AB's string
@mwoo8158
@mwoo8158 4 ай бұрын
I watch from Across the pond in the land of (Asgard) LoL when ya posted here's one for DJ .. I lost it I laughed for a good while, a fleet of drone Operators would make the guards scurry. What you do with a Cell phone is un-matched., You are the star you are. Cheers
@Ole-sf4ps
@Ole-sf4ps 4 ай бұрын
AUDITING BRITAIN,FOCUS POCUS,YARDLEY SKI.DJ AUDITS,THE LAUGHING AUDITOR ARE ALL TOP DRAW AUDITORS. YARDLEY SKI OR AS I COMMENT TO HIM AS LORD SKI IS FANTSSTIC AT MAKING THE PO PO'S LOOK ..^YOU KNOW😂😂
@gitmoholliday5764
@gitmoholliday5764 4 ай бұрын
AB needs a balloon with a bodycam ... they will go crazy about "drone" laws.
@silverfox74
@silverfox74 4 ай бұрын
They'll probably think it was an alien that has come down to take them back home until Dave is called to educate them.
@legacy1830
@legacy1830 4 ай бұрын
“I’m from Nordolt” I think he’s from Northolt😂
@dagg65
@dagg65 4 ай бұрын
So much anger due to their own ignorance. Dave and the first guy were very good, they should spread their knowledge and how to deal with people amongst their colleagues
@Jonno-5
@Jonno-5 4 ай бұрын
The law compels them, but also restrains them. Auditors job is to remind them😜
@AAUK2
@AAUK2 4 ай бұрын
A.B is back to his superb best after the arrest and Birmingham unlawful dispersal.... brilliant A.B!
@chevchellios84
@chevchellios84 4 ай бұрын
he was a nice security guy actually disclosing some detals whoow
@otis299
@otis299 4 ай бұрын
“Are you recording?” “No..I’m just holding the phone like this because I’m an idiot.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@lepuremagicianul6102
@lepuremagicianul6102 4 ай бұрын
You are on my side. If you no scare - i call police. If no scare more - i call Dave. 😢😢😢
@hanshartfiel6394
@hanshartfiel6394 4 ай бұрын
Both "Dave" and the "owner" have CEVA on their backs. CEVA is a French owned logistics company so I don't think this is a government site. They may have a contract with the UK government but that's all they have.
@Jay-cv3tz
@Jay-cv3tz 4 ай бұрын
I thought Ceva was a Russian owned logistics company?
@hanshartfiel6394
@hanshartfiel6394 4 ай бұрын
@@Jay-cv3tz Google it and you'll see that they are French
@zackolmert9622
@zackolmert9622 4 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly. They are a logistics company. Not the Goverment. Maybe they have a contract as a supplier of equipment to the Goverment but thats about it. I guess that fact islost amongst these illiterate foreigners who make up security gaurds these days.
@tomaszaftyka1359
@tomaszaftyka1359 4 ай бұрын
I love those „camera wars” 😂😂😂
@milsub59
@milsub59 4 ай бұрын
"Please don't call Dave "....
@Seperate-EntityFC
@Seperate-EntityFC 4 ай бұрын
Why are all security in the UK non British nationals?? Is it the low wages? The natives won't work for peanuts?? Why is this the case all across the UK.
@jcampbell145
@jcampbell145 4 ай бұрын
✅✅✅
@paulrossbotham4359
@paulrossbotham4359 4 ай бұрын
is this the ethnic form of the muppet show
@justwilliam6871
@justwilliam6871 4 ай бұрын
He’s still got gravel in his shoes from walking up that shingle beach, from when he climbed down from that R.N.L.I. taxi.
@2handsandwiches
@2handsandwiches 4 ай бұрын
​@@VS-xb1jg maybe we are entitled to voice our opinions in the UK? They are only allowed here because our relatives fought for freedom, what's left of it, maybe these Foreigners should show more respect to their temporary hosts.
@AlexM-ui8me
@AlexM-ui8me 4 ай бұрын
​@@VS-xb1jgHow is pointing out the obvious racist? This country, along with most former Western countries are being turned into third world slums, all by design. Funny how diversity only applies to once white and civilised societies. No diversity or ethnic mixing promoted in Africa, Asia or the Middle East. Our grandfathers should never have fought in the second world war, if only they could see how this country would be destroyed decades later anyway. That war was nothing but a catalyst for this anyway, the elite wanted millions of European men of fighting age dead to be replaced by these people anyway.
@2handsandwiches
@2handsandwiches 4 ай бұрын
@@VS-xb1jg judging someone's ethnicity without knowing me is foolish, do you think you really understand what the British establishment is? They aren't English. But English people exist. It's entirely separate. The Royal family are German, the rothschilds aren't English, All wars are banker's wars, divide and conquer is a typical British empire tactic. Wind up the plebs and let them fight for the elites.
@2handsandwiches
@2handsandwiches 4 ай бұрын
@@VS-xb1jg to judge someones ethnicity without knowing them is a tad stupid.
@2handsandwiches
@2handsandwiches 4 ай бұрын
@@VS-xb1jg I'm not British I'm English, there's a big difference..
@MARKETMAN6789
@MARKETMAN6789 4 ай бұрын
These are a good advertisement to get world trade when we show the world what wonderful workers are available here in britain I think we have the best security staff in the world if this is a good cross section of them , This security firm must be very proud of their fully trained professional staff
@blackyellowred2000
@blackyellowred2000 4 ай бұрын
​To the man dressed in red: If a tax on intelligence were to be introduced, sure you would be exempt for life!
@scotttchviski6706
@scotttchviski6706 4 ай бұрын
Probably due a refund.
@alexfilma16
@alexfilma16 4 ай бұрын
He was at the back of the queue when they were dishing out brains.
@shroom588
@shroom588 4 ай бұрын
These guys shoes are still wet from the Dingy ride they got !
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