Donall and Conall Meet Richard Dawkins

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@ericabroadbent446
@ericabroadbent446 4 жыл бұрын
“You sneaky little secularist” haha
@esauponce9759
@esauponce9759 4 жыл бұрын
That part was so hilarious!
@druiz187
@druiz187 9 жыл бұрын
"Did you really just argue that God can't exist because he is mean?" I lost it at that point. Well done, Lutheran Satirist.
@azophi
@azophi 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah well obviously that’s not an argument against a God but it in an argument against the God of the (inerrant) Bible. To be honest I don’t find contradictions as a reason that convincing, but yeah
@mynameis......23
@mynameis......23 2 жыл бұрын
@@azophi Debunking catholicism I'm more blessed than mary Proof = Luke 11:27-28 27 And it happened, as He spoke these things, that a certain woman from the crowd raised her voice and said to Him, “Blessed is the womb that bore You, and the breasts which nursed You!” 28 But He said, “More than that, blessed are those who hear the word of God and keep it!” In Luke 11:27 that random woman LITERALLY said Jesus your mother is Blessed, but are Lord Jesus LITERALLY said Believers are more Blessed than mary. Amen and Amen _________________________ CHRIST alone John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. ACTS 4:12 Nor is there salvation in any other, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved.” There is only One Mediator between God and men, LORD Jesus Christ= 1 Timothy 2:5 For there is one God and one Mediator between God and men, the Man Christ Jesus. Hebrew 9:15 And for this reason He is the Mediator of the new covenant, by means of death, for the redemption of the transgressions under the first covenant, that those who are called may receive the promise of the eternal inheritance. Hebrew 12:24 to Jesus the Mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling that speaks better things than that of Abel. Hebrew 8:6 But now He has obtained a more excellent ministry, inasmuch as He is also Mediator of a better covenant, which was established on better promises. Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by One Spirit to the Father John 15:5 5 “I am the vine, you are the branches. He who abides in Me, and I in him, bears much fruit; for without Me you can do nothing. _________________________ Work of God = John 6:28 Then they said to Him, “What shall we do, that we may work the works of God?” 29 Jesus answered and said to them, “This is the work of God, that you believe in Him whom He sent.” _________________________ 1 Timothy 3:2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, temperate, sober-minded, of good behavior, hospitable, able to teach Paul allows bishops to get marry, but catholic church goes against paul. Now these catholic will give a Verses from 1 Corinthians7 to say that paul gave the advice to stay unmarried. But they will not tell you that the same chapter they quote says 1 Corinthians 7:28 "even if you do marry, you have not SINNED". The passage literally says "young women, young men" and a bishop is supposed to be a Church ELDER. Mic drop _________________________ Jesus said Matthew 23:9 9 Do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven. And also said Holy Father to Heavenly Father= John 17:11 11 Now I am no longer in the world, but these are in the world, and I come to You. Holy Father, keep through Your name those whom You have given Me, that they may be one as We are. Jesus said call no one Father but still catholics call *pope holy father. Sad _________________________ Whenever a catholic argue about mary being the mother of God Use this to defeat the argument. Luke 8:21 But He answered and said to them, “My mother and My brothers are these who hear the word of God and do it.” Matthew 12:46-50 46 While He was still talking to the multitudes, behold, His mother and brothers stood outside, seeking to speak with Him. 47 Then one said to Him, “Look, Your mother and Your brothers are standing outside, seeking to speak with You.” 48 But He answered and said to the one who told Him, “Who is My mother and who are My brothers?” 49 And He stretched out His hand toward His disciples and said, “Here are My mother and My brothers! 50 For whoever does the will of My Father in heaven is My brother and sister and mother.”. Mark 3:35 For whoever does the will of God is My brother and My sister and mother.” John 19:26-27 26 When Jesus therefore saw His mother, and the disciple whom He loved standing by, He said to His mother, “Woman, behold your son!” 27 Then He said to the disciple, “Behold your mother!” And from that hour that disciple took her to his own home. ( Jesus basically said John is the son of mary, and mary is the mother of John from that time onwards). By the way sarah is the mother of all proof=Galatians 4:21-26. _________________________ We should not pray to apostles Romans 1:25 25 who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen. Acts 10:25-26 25 As Peter was coming in, Cornelius met him and fell down at his feet and worshiped him. 26 But Peter lifted him up, saying, “Stand up; I myself am also a man.” Acts 14:15 15 and saying, “Men, why are you doing these things? We also are men with the same nature as you, and preach to you that you should turn from these useless things to the living God, who made the heaven, the earth, the sea, and all things that are in them, Revelation 19:10 10 And I fell at his feet to worship him. But he said to me, “See that you do not do that! I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren who have the testimony of Jesus. Worship God! For the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.” Revelation 22:8-9 8 Now I, John, saw and heard these things. And when I heard and saw, I fell down to worship before the feet of the angel who showed me these things. 9 Then he said to me, “See that you do not do that. For I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren the prophets, and of those who keep the words of this book. Worship God." Colossians 2:18 18 Let no one cheat you of your reward, taking delight in false humility and worship of angels, intruding into those things which he has not seen, vainly puffed up by his fleshly mind, You cannot go to Father through saints nor mary, you can only go to the Father through Lord Jesus Christ= John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by one Spirit to the Father. Holy Spirit intercedes for us=Romans 8:26 26 Likewise the Spirit also helps in our weaknesses. For we do not know what we should pray for as we ought, but the Spirit Himself makes intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered. And CHRIST as well=Romans 8:34 34 Who is he who condemns? It is Christ who died, and furthermore is also risen, who is even at the right hand of God, who also makes intercession for us. Hebrews 7:25 25 Therefore He is also able to save to the uttermost those who come to God through Him, since He always lives to make intercession for them. It's Christ and Holy Spirit who intercedes for us not apostles _________________________ Apostles are allowed to marry, 1 Corinthians 9:1-5 1 Am I not an apostle? Am I not free? Have I not seen Jesus Christ our Lord? Are you not my work in the Lord? 2 If I am not an apostle to others, yet doubtless I am to you. For you are the seal of my apostleship in the Lord. 3 My defense to those who examine me is this: 4 Do we have no right to eat and drink? 5 Do we have no right to take along a believing wife, as do also the other apostles, the brothers of the Lord, and Cephas? If Peter (peter is cephas read John 1:42) the so called "first pope" was married, why does the catholic church doesn't allow "pope" to marry? _________________________ The so called vicar of christ/ pope/holy father Peter called himself a fellow elder in 1 Peter 5:1, and as per the qualifications of elder in Titus 1:5-9 the elder is allowed to get married; then why does the "pope" is required to be celibate and catholic? ( when Peter was neither celibate nor catholic). 1)Peter was not perfect human nor was he a perfect disciple 2)He sank down while walking on water 3)Our Lord said to peter get behind me satan 4)Peter reject our Lord 3 times 5)Our Lord rebuked Peter for calling fire from heaven 6)Our Lord rebuked Peter when he cut of the soilders ear 7)Paul rebuked Peter for being hypocrite because he was acting different in front of Jews and different in front of gentiles. 8) Moses messed up, and he was a important part of Bible ( that's why he never entered the promised land), 9)David messed up ( and he has the Holy Spirit), 10)King Soloman messed up, 11) Saul messed up and God regretted the decision (1 Samuel 15:10-11). Hatrick (Saul then David then Soloman back to back messed up) 12)The apostles run away a day before Lord Jesus got locked up. 13)The early church messed up Rev 2:18-20, 1 Corinthians, Galatians. 14) Apostle John when receiving Revelation worshiped an angel and the angel said "see you do not do that. Worship GOD" Revelation 22:8-9 If these great people could mess up, why do you think the catholic church wouldn't mess up. _ Galatians 4:21-26 21 Tell me, you who desire to be under the law, do you not hear the law? 22 For it is written that Abraham had two sons: the one by a bondwoman, the other by a freewoman. 23 But he who was of the bondwoman was born according to the flesh, and he of the freewoman through promise, 24 which things are symbolic. For these are the two covenants: the one from Mount Sinai which gives birth to bondage, which is Hagar- 25 for this Hagar is Mount Sinai in Arabia, and corresponds to Jerusalem which now is, and is in bondage with her children- 26 but the Jerusalem above is free, which is the mother of us all. Sarah is mother of all, Not mary Also the Church has many name like Christians, Evangelists, Children of God, Believers, servents of God, bride of Christ, but not once the Church is called catholics Changed the 10 commandments by deleting 2nd commandment, and dividing the 10th into 2 commandments. Also changing the real Saturday Sabbath to fake sunday sabbath.
@sneakysnake2330
@sneakysnake2330 2 жыл бұрын
@@mynameis......23 Wasn’t Mary a believer, making her blessed?
@thomasrobinson8789
@thomasrobinson8789 2 жыл бұрын
A better question is, where do you get this idea of meanness? And what validates the idea of mean?
@bike.brigade
@bike.brigade Жыл бұрын
@@thomasrobinson8789 Exactly? Should the entire system of morality bend to the will of Richard Dawkins? 😂 A silly, yet unfortunately common argument made by atheists.
@Antnj81
@Antnj81 6 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone is "Patrick" 😆
@Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis
@Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis 5 жыл бұрын
This is patrick
@deckardcanine
@deckardcanine 4 жыл бұрын
Except Donall and Conall.
@Deviantygr
@Deviantygr 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis Is this the Krusty Krab?
@Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis
@Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis 4 жыл бұрын
Ty Freeman no, this is patrick.
@Thkaal
@Thkaal 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not Patrick. I'm Patrick. And that is Patrick. This is Patrick. Do you now know the difference? Not everyone is Patrick.
@dantesdiscoinfernolol
@dantesdiscoinfernolol 7 жыл бұрын
"Stop in the name of logic, before you break my brain." I gotta remember that one...
@tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva1098
@tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva1098 3 жыл бұрын
That'd be handy for 2020 - 2021....
@LoT-r4s
@LoT-r4s 22 сағат бұрын
@@tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva1098 2021- present and probably future
@elizabethmarquardt8533
@elizabethmarquardt8533 9 жыл бұрын
You should do Donall and Conall meet Joel Osteen.
@SomeSomeCruzz00
@SomeSomeCruzz00 9 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Marquardt that would be stupid Patrick
@harrybiggmuth2765
@harrybiggmuth2765 9 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Marquardt But we would have to stab Patrick in the face! :D
@radicalchristianity6315
@radicalchristianity6315 9 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Marquardt I already know who would win here, Patrick... !!! (Still awesome though! TheLutheranSatire )
@nursingninja
@nursingninja 9 жыл бұрын
yes!!!
@らいどう-c5m
@らいどう-c5m 9 жыл бұрын
+2
@alg11297
@alg11297 9 жыл бұрын
Whoever did the voice of Dawkins got him exactly right. Happy Easter
@mr.mayonnaise2095
@mr.mayonnaise2095 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was pretty good
@shabopshebop131
@shabopshebop131 3 жыл бұрын
😀
@flimsyjimnz
@flimsyjimnz 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe Dick was happy to oblige?
@mynameis......23
@mynameis......23 2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.mayonnaise2095 Debunking catholicism I'm more blessed than mary Proof = Luke 11:27-28 27 And it happened, as He spoke these things, that a certain woman from the crowd raised her voice and said to Him, “Blessed is the womb that bore You, and the breasts which nursed You!” 28 But He said, “More than that, blessed are those who hear the word of God and keep it!” In Luke 11:27 that random woman LITERALLY said Jesus your mother is Blessed, but are Lord Jesus LITERALLY said Believers are more Blessed than mary. Amen and Amen _________________________ CHRIST alone John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. ACTS 4:12 Nor is there salvation in any other, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved.” There is only One Mediator between God and men, LORD Jesus Christ= 1 Timothy 2:5 For there is one God and one Mediator between God and men, the Man Christ Jesus. Hebrew 9:15 And for this reason He is the Mediator of the new covenant, by means of death, for the redemption of the transgressions under the first covenant, that those who are called may receive the promise of the eternal inheritance. Hebrew 12:24 to Jesus the Mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling that speaks better things than that of Abel. Hebrew 8:6 But now He has obtained a more excellent ministry, inasmuch as He is also Mediator of a better covenant, which was established on better promises. Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by One Spirit to the Father John 15:5 5 “I am the vine, you are the branches. He who abides in Me, and I in him, bears much fruit; for without Me you can do nothing. _________________________ Work of God = John 6:28 Then they said to Him, “What shall we do, that we may work the works of God?” 29 Jesus answered and said to them, “This is the work of God, that you believe in Him whom He sent.” _________________________ 1 Timothy 3:2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, temperate, sober-minded, of good behavior, hospitable, able to teach Paul allows bishops to get marry, but catholic church goes against paul. Now these catholic will give a Verses from 1 Corinthians7 to say that paul gave the advice to stay unmarried. But they will not tell you that the same chapter they quote says 1 Corinthians 7:28 "even if you do marry, you have not SINNED". The passage literally says "young women, young men" and a bishop is supposed to be a Church ELDER. Mic drop _________________________ Jesus said Matthew 23:9 9 Do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven. And also said Holy Father to Heavenly Father= John 17:11 11 Now I am no longer in the world, but these are in the world, and I come to You. Holy Father, keep through Your name those whom You have given Me, that they may be one as We are. Jesus said call no one Father but still catholics call *pope holy father. Sad _________________________ Whenever a catholic argue about mary being the mother of God Use this to defeat the argument. Luke 8:21 But He answered and said to them, “My mother and My brothers are these who hear the word of God and do it.” Matthew 12:46-50 46 While He was still talking to the multitudes, behold, His mother and brothers stood outside, seeking to speak with Him. 47 Then one said to Him, “Look, Your mother and Your brothers are standing outside, seeking to speak with You.” 48 But He answered and said to the one who told Him, “Who is My mother and who are My brothers?” 49 And He stretched out His hand toward His disciples and said, “Here are My mother and My brothers! 50 For whoever does the will of My Father in heaven is My brother and sister and mother.”. Mark 3:35 For whoever does the will of God is My brother and My sister and mother.” John 19:26-27 26 When Jesus therefore saw His mother, and the disciple whom He loved standing by, He said to His mother, “Woman, behold your son!” 27 Then He said to the disciple, “Behold your mother!” And from that hour that disciple took her to his own home. ( Jesus basically said John is the son of mary, and mary is the mother of John from that time onwards). By the way sarah is the mother of all proof=Galatians 4:21-26. _________________________ We should not pray to apostles Romans 1:25 25 who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen. Acts 10:25-26 25 As Peter was coming in, Cornelius met him and fell down at his feet and worshiped him. 26 But Peter lifted him up, saying, “Stand up; I myself am also a man.” Acts 14:15 15 and saying, “Men, why are you doing these things? We also are men with the same nature as you, and preach to you that you should turn from these useless things to the living God, who made the heaven, the earth, the sea, and all things that are in them, Revelation 19:10 10 And I fell at his feet to worship him. But he said to me, “See that you do not do that! I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren who have the testimony of Jesus. Worship God! For the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.” Revelation 22:8-9 8 Now I, John, saw and heard these things. And when I heard and saw, I fell down to worship before the feet of the angel who showed me these things. 9 Then he said to me, “See that you do not do that. For I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren the prophets, and of those who keep the words of this book. Worship God." Colossians 2:18 18 Let no one cheat you of your reward, taking delight in false humility and worship of angels, intruding into those things which he has not seen, vainly puffed up by his fleshly mind, You cannot go to Father through saints nor mary, you can only go to the Father through Lord Jesus Christ= John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by one Spirit to the Father. Holy Spirit intercedes for us=Romans 8:26 26 Likewise the Spirit also helps in our weaknesses. For we do not know what we should pray for as we ought, but the Spirit Himself makes intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered. And CHRIST as well=Romans 8:34 34 Who is he who condemns? It is Christ who died, and furthermore is also risen, who is even at the right hand of God, who also makes intercession for us. Hebrews 7:25 25 Therefore He is also able to save to the uttermost those who come to God through Him, since He always lives to make intercession for them. It's Christ and Holy Spirit who intercedes for us not apostles _________________________ Apostles are allowed to marry, 1 Corinthians 9:1-5 1 Am I not an apostle? Am I not free? Have I not seen Jesus Christ our Lord? Are you not my work in the Lord? 2 If I am not an apostle to others, yet doubtless I am to you. For you are the seal of my apostleship in the Lord. 3 My defense to those who examine me is this: 4 Do we have no right to eat and drink? 5 Do we have no right to take along a believing wife, as do also the other apostles, the brothers of the Lord, and Cephas? If Peter (peter is cephas read John 1:42) the so called "first pope" was married, why does the catholic church doesn't allow "pope" to marry? _________________________ The so called vicar of christ/ pope/holy father Peter called himself a fellow elder in 1 Peter 5:1, and as per the qualifications of elder in Titus 1:5-9 the elder is allowed to get married; then why does the "pope" is required to be celibate and catholic? ( when Peter was neither celibate nor catholic). 1)Peter was not perfect human nor was he a perfect disciple 2)He sank down while walking on water 3)Our Lord said to peter get behind me satan 4)Peter reject our Lord 3 times 5)Our Lord rebuked Peter for calling fire from heaven 6)Our Lord rebuked Peter when he cut of the soilders ear 7)Paul rebuked Peter for being hypocrite because he was acting different in front of Jews and different in front of gentiles. 8) Moses messed up, and he was a important part of Bible ( that's why he never entered the promised land), 9)David messed up ( and he has the Holy Spirit), 10)King Soloman messed up, 11) Saul messed up and God regretted the decision (1 Samuel 15:10-11). Hatrick (Saul then David then Soloman back to back messed up) 12)The apostles run away a day before Lord Jesus got locked up. 13)The early church messed up Rev 2:18-20, 1 Corinthians, Galatians. 14) Apostle John when receiving Revelation worshiped an angel and the angel said "see you do not do that. Worship GOD" Revelation 22:8-9 If these great people could mess up, why do you think the catholic church wouldn't mess up. _ Galatians 4:21-26 21 Tell me, you who desire to be under the law, do you not hear the law? 22 For it is written that Abraham had two sons: the one by a bondwoman, the other by a freewoman. 23 But he who was of the bondwoman was born according to the flesh, and he of the freewoman through promise, 24 which things are symbolic. For these are the two covenants: the one from Mount Sinai which gives birth to bondage, which is Hagar- 25 for this Hagar is Mount Sinai in Arabia, and corresponds to Jerusalem which now is, and is in bondage with her children- 26 but the Jerusalem above is free, which is the mother of us all. Sarah is mother of all, Not mary Also the Church has many name like Christians, Evangelists, Children of God, Believers, servents of God, bride of Christ, but not once the Church is called catholics Changed the 10 commandments by deleting 2nd commandment, and dividing the 10th into 2 commandments. Also changing the real Saturday Sabbath to fake sunday sabbath.
@RiNickolous
@RiNickolous 2 жыл бұрын
@@mynameis......23 go away
@cmjcj2ktn
@cmjcj2ktn 9 жыл бұрын
This is the nicest Richard Dawkins have ever been.
@withlessAsbestos
@withlessAsbestos 4 жыл бұрын
Christopher Johnson He couldn’t exist if he was mean
@AspiringChristian
@AspiringChristian Жыл бұрын
This is incredible 😂
@a_little_flame589
@a_little_flame589 9 ай бұрын
Richard Dawkins is actually fairly nice hitchen is your rude one but you can’t really be rude to him
@Theccc62
@Theccc62 9 жыл бұрын
This video reminds me of an old Chesterton agreement for miracles: Why don't you believe in miracles? Because they're reported by peasants! Why don't you believe peasants? Because they report miracles!
@allaniadall9686
@allaniadall9686 Жыл бұрын
Heh. I like that one.
@potatoheadpokemario1931
@potatoheadpokemario1931 8 ай бұрын
What if the king reported miracles?
@JasonJrake
@JasonJrake 5 жыл бұрын
Slanting Dawkins’ mouth was genius.
@ChiakiNanami736
@ChiakiNanami736 6 жыл бұрын
Donall and Conall need to meet Bill Nye =-p
@henryjordan9453
@henryjordan9453 5 жыл бұрын
JPrivacy id love to see that
@turtletotallydoesntcommitw3425
@turtletotallydoesntcommitw3425 4 жыл бұрын
Theme song intensifies
@WilkinsVideos
@WilkinsVideos 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a southern baptist and I got to say I love what you guys are doing on this
@ko9563
@ko9563 4 жыл бұрын
Lutherans, this weird mix of Catholic and Protestant that allows them to make humor that can be enjoyed (with some exceptions) by all. Kind of like Episcopalians with a spine.
@brightroarttttbbbb
@brightroarttttbbbb 9 ай бұрын
Materialism, imperialism created the idea that humanity is an entity that can be controlled by material power, whereas human beings exist with spiritual emotions, belief in God, family ties, cooperation, love, patience, gratitude, etc., with emotions, they are exalted, atheism, denial of God, fashion, etc. It was supported by movies and books, but there is a God, most people believe in the existence of God. we believe, we pray, we prostrate, we worship and we find peace. It is not easy to earn eternal life. Heaven is the place where people who believe will receive endless blessings. The last religion is Islam. People are turning to Islam.
@nickr365
@nickr365 2 ай бұрын
⁠@@brightroarttttbbbb Islam is a hateful nonsense religion that, much like the Mormons, is just bad Christian fan fiction. We love your love of the Lord but will greatly pray for your souls as your salvation will always be unsure if you cannot confess that Christ is Lord. I pray that you will feel the infinite mercy of our Lord.
@jamersbazuka8055
@jamersbazuka8055 4 жыл бұрын
"Stop in the name of logic, before you break my brain" is an adorable celtic twist on a classic idiom.
@Sunberries84
@Sunberries84 9 жыл бұрын
Thunder cannot be God yelling at leprechauns. It doesn't happen nearly enough for that to be the right answer.
@keithparr8483
@keithparr8483 9 жыл бұрын
Funny! Love the snark.
@randomhandle
@randomhandle 6 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA! Well done, sunberries.
@jackyzhu9761
@jackyzhu9761 5 жыл бұрын
And God is not real. For the sake of goat, God is not real.
@dayk6399
@dayk6399 4 жыл бұрын
@@jackyzhu9761 why are you watching a video talking about God and scrolling through the comments of said video if you don't believe in God. Why do you people even argue with us our religion dosen't affect you if you won't even listen
@randallquad1045
@randallquad1045 3 жыл бұрын
Persephone Queen of the Underworld Oh, believe me, it does.
@Texas75023
@Texas75023 9 жыл бұрын
God doesn't Exist *BECAUSE HE'S MEAN!* Priceless brother! Thanks for the great video!
@brightroarttttbbbb
@brightroarttttbbbb 9 ай бұрын
Materialism, imperialism created the idea that humanity is an entity that can be controlled by material power, whereas human beings exist with spiritual emotions, belief in God, family ties, cooperation, love, patience, gratitude, etc., with emotions, they are exalted, atheism, denial of God, fashion, etc. It was supported by movies and books, but there is a God, most people believe in the existence of God. we believe, we pray, we prostrate, we worship and we find peace. It is not easy to earn eternal life. Heaven is the place where people who believe will receive endless blessings. The last religion is Islam. People are turning to Islam.
@MilwaukeeWoman
@MilwaukeeWoman Жыл бұрын
Who else here comes back to this video every once and a while because it's just so funny?
@MeToo-py1tq
@MeToo-py1tq Жыл бұрын
👋🏼
@HolyKhaaaaan
@HolyKhaaaaan 9 жыл бұрын
Not realistic enough. Dawkins would never admit he's wrong. :P
@ipso-kk3ft
@ipso-kk3ft 9 жыл бұрын
ChesterKhan Hats off to Dawkins though. At least he doesn't hate Jesus like Hitchens and actually acknowledges his moral teachings.
@HolyKhaaaaan
@HolyKhaaaaan 9 жыл бұрын
ipso246 01 Oh, I don't know. If he can't admit that Christian teaching is right, does he really like Jesus's moral teachings? "Take up your cross and follow me..."
@ipso-kk3ft
@ipso-kk3ft 9 жыл бұрын
True. :))
@ShouVertica
@ShouVertica 9 жыл бұрын
+ChesterKhan It's more not realistic enough because Dawkins never makes this argument and it's a complete and blatant strawman, but hey, what do I really expect from yah?
@HolyKhaaaaan
@HolyKhaaaaan 9 жыл бұрын
ShouVertica What's the part he never argued? What's the part new atheists never argue?
@natashuauranga4121
@natashuauranga4121 Жыл бұрын
I still come back to watch this video, even years after. Pure genius. It never gets old. The Lord bless you. Laughter doth like good medicine.
@hezekiahtumai2624
@hezekiahtumai2624 3 жыл бұрын
I've just watched episodes of this today and I can't believe how informative these videos are and funny at the same time
@Dominic-Atkinson
@Dominic-Atkinson 2 жыл бұрын
This is really funny, I loved the part where he said "Did you really just argue that doesn't exist because he is mean"
@PolishBigfootCircle11
@PolishBigfootCircle11 2 жыл бұрын
I'm using this video as a lesson point while preaching to the youth as my church.
@Ashley-wi3pw
@Ashley-wi3pw 9 жыл бұрын
My goodness, I absolute love these clips. So hilarious! Attending a Lutheran Missouri Synod university is annoying at times, but these videos give me an appreciation for the denomination. Rock it, man!
@rockandsandapologetics7254
@rockandsandapologetics7254 3 жыл бұрын
Personally I would love to see more Donaal and Conall videos. It's like you hit on this great idea and then dropped it. Elizabeth is right. Do one where Donall and Conall meet Joel Osteen. Or Donall and Conall meet Kris Vallotton, or Todd White.
@christophersnedeker2065
@christophersnedeker2065 3 жыл бұрын
Donaal and Conall vs West Burrough baptists/calvinists.
@echofoxtrot2.051
@echofoxtrot2.051 2 жыл бұрын
I was already laughing by "Okay Patrick" 😂
@manleybeasley
@manleybeasley 9 жыл бұрын
One of the best you've done. Excellent job from a Reformed Baptist brother!
@noaht8592
@noaht8592 4 жыл бұрын
also, atheists dismiss the 'we don't understand everything god does, but the things we do understand give us enough to go on' argument but replace god with science and they see it as a perfectly valid argument
@t13596
@t13596 3 жыл бұрын
Science doesn't know everything and doesn't claim to know everything. The Big Bang is an example of this. It's not the universe didn't come from nothing it's that science doesn't really know that far back. What science does know about the Big Bang is that it wasn't an explosion like people who don't understand its claim. The Big Bang is an expansion of the universe that is still going on today and can be observed. Also another thing this video says evolution can't be seen and it's something science accepts which is false. Evolution can be observed I have an evolutionary trait on my arm for one so I can personally observe it. Also, humans have Neanderthal DNA especially like 3% related to Neanderthals on average if you are caucasian.
@elliottberkley
@elliottberkley 3 жыл бұрын
@@t13596 Science doesn't know anything. Scientists reach conclusions based on experiments or they theorize. They say man has very close DNA to a primate but neglect to mention it is the same percentage to rodents. Evolution is taught in schools as scientific fact even though it is not fact. Without an experiment and a conclusion it is just theory. As far as observing adaptation and jumping all the way to all life comes from a puddle, I would argue that irreducible complexity can not be ignored. The human body may exist without a limb like your arm, but it needs all hormones, cell function, temperature stabilization, individual organs with functions and so on, to work as one, for a human to survive. To believe that these things either came about one by one or all at once is a leap of a theory, not a fact.
@t13596
@t13596 3 жыл бұрын
@@elliottberkley You haven't really done much research, have you. Newton's theory of gravity is also a scientific theory but look up the word scientific theory. Also, it's not a bad thing to teach evolution in schools and it is observable and we do have fossils look into the evolution of horses and you will find there is actual fossil evidence. Also, this whole idea that everything has to be observable by science lookup universe expansion. Science doesn't know how the Big Bang happen and that's really the best answer rather than having religion tell you God did it. And the Big Bang really isn't the correct either it was more like an expansion. But really look up these things like the evolution of horses and universe expansion.
@t13596
@t13596 3 жыл бұрын
@@elliottberkley Also it does turn out that humans do have a common ancestor in mice. Doesn't put a flaw in evolution it just kind of proves it even more.
@elliottberkley
@elliottberkley 3 жыл бұрын
@@t13596 Im not trying to prove God. Just that science will never answer all questions because that would require the scientific method to be used on all questions. My point is those who preach scientific dogma ignore massive holes in fossil records and cant distinguish fact from theory. Hubris.
@nursingninja
@nursingninja 9 жыл бұрын
I live how it just goes blank at the end. That gave me time to recover my oxygen level.
@micahingram8625
@micahingram8625 5 жыл бұрын
4:24 "stop in the name of logic before you break my brain!" that's going to be my new catchphrase!
@JoeyBaby47
@JoeyBaby47 9 жыл бұрын
Keep up the wonderful work "Patrick."
@micahingram8625
@micahingram8625 5 жыл бұрын
3:50 "I defy you to give me one example of something I believe in despite no scientist having seen it happen" "Evolution" "DANG IT!"
@tjblues01
@tjblues01 4 жыл бұрын
Of course beside of that, the science has mountains of evidences for the evolution.... Funny video though :-)
@annalenaguptara7130
@annalenaguptara7130 4 жыл бұрын
@@tjblues01 and they have plenty of arguments against evolution. Funny comment tho
@tjblues01
@tjblues01 4 жыл бұрын
@@annalenaguptara7130 Like what? None of those arguments, as I've seen so far, were anywhere close to be scientific. Can you give me an example?
@Timelord888
@Timelord888 4 жыл бұрын
@@tjblues01 When they use evolution they're talking about the unknown process by which one species can transform into another one (Macroevolution). When most creationists use that term, they're simply talking about a reasonable change within a gene pool. I.e. antibiotic resistance (microevolution)
@MrBilioner
@MrBilioner 4 жыл бұрын
@@tjblues01 speaking of science can you say something scientific in evolution? Thank you.
@YeshuaIsTheTruth
@YeshuaIsTheTruth Жыл бұрын
May the Lord soften Dawkin's heart.
@iluvfigs4712
@iluvfigs4712 2 жыл бұрын
This just made my day ❤️ Hillarious and true! Well done. Keep em coming
@UsingBubbles283
@UsingBubbles283 6 ай бұрын
The reference to stabbing in the face LOL
@robertkline5739
@robertkline5739 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, Donall and Conall we need you now more than ever
@devinkrike5968
@devinkrike5968 9 жыл бұрын
That burn on "I defy you to give me an example of something I believe in, despite no scientist having seen it happen."
@andrewnewman5945
@andrewnewman5945 5 жыл бұрын
There was also that dude in 2 Kings that fell on the bones of Elisha and came back to life
@will4118
@will4118 23 күн бұрын
How did I miss this for 9 years, Patrick? I love it.
@Nelster
@Nelster 4 жыл бұрын
So...I'm not the only one to have these types of conversations in the shower?
@markfrenzy9647
@markfrenzy9647 Жыл бұрын
Donal and Conal meet Joyce Meyer would be epic!
@10thmountainvet
@10thmountainvet 6 жыл бұрын
This is probably the best thing on the Internet. Really enjoying this thanks guys.
@jr52990
@jr52990 9 жыл бұрын
...Evolution. Dang, it.
@livingston5390
@livingston5390 9 жыл бұрын
***** Clearly you don't understand evolution if you enjoyed that ill-informed quip.
@MattMorrisINTP
@MattMorrisINTP 9 жыл бұрын
Robert Livingston quips are funny
@bobbyboy132132
@bobbyboy132132 9 жыл бұрын
Robert Livingston You seem to be an "angry atheist". I agree with your point of view and am also an atheist but the way you are pushing it is just pushing christians away from evolution.
@livingston5390
@livingston5390 9 жыл бұрын
Forgive me if I come off as angry to you, but I assure you I am not. And I care little for what effect my comments have on christians as it was never my intention to convince them that evolution is valid via youtube comments.
@adolfsackey8297
@adolfsackey8297 9 жыл бұрын
Robert Livingston evolution... Dang it! Lmao
@revmikealdred
@revmikealdred 9 жыл бұрын
I love these videos. Thank you for making them :) It always puts such a smile on my face.
@chrismaas8466
@chrismaas8466 6 жыл бұрын
You guys do a really good job explaining things, keep it up!
@DembaraLemoon
@DembaraLemoon 2 жыл бұрын
Except not really. They entirely misrepresent the position of atheists like Dawkins. They do not claim "the Bible isn't true because it says people rose from the dead, people can't rise from the dead because the Bible isn't true." Rather, they claim "it is more likely that the Bible is false than that G-d exists and rose from tbe dead and brought a bunch of people back in the ancient near east. The null hypothesis, that the stories in the Bible are not true, conforms more closely with our observations of reality and as such the hypothesis that the stories of the Bible are true should not be accepted." This is a debatable position, but it is not the silly nonsense position in the video.
@BombalurinaAI
@BombalurinaAI 8 жыл бұрын
That was an impressive shift of the burden of proof there. Especially when you start with the conclusion and reverse engineer it.
@Drago02129
@Drago02129 4 жыл бұрын
It's literally called satire lol
@withlessAsbestos
@withlessAsbestos 4 жыл бұрын
Dai Xiu Satire is comedy with a point which I doubt is what you thought it was.
@OokamiKageGinGetsu
@OokamiKageGinGetsu 4 жыл бұрын
Kind of like what atheists do, as depicted in the above video.
@tryhardf844
@tryhardf844 3 жыл бұрын
@@yalewaller5721 Starting with the conclusion.
@ShockedSquirrelhere
@ShockedSquirrelhere 2 жыл бұрын
I have actually heard of lawyers trying to use loopholes to throw out evidence and sometimes it happens- not that such is justice but it does happen 😢
@scottripley5764
@scottripley5764 9 жыл бұрын
Prepare for butthurt atheists and Dawkins.
@purpandorange
@purpandorange 7 жыл бұрын
If you make an argument, people have the right to refute it, don't cry cuz you don't get the only voice on the topic.
@christopherjones7023
@christopherjones7023 7 жыл бұрын
You can try to refute it, but you'll just fail miserably.
@degebeundebende993
@degebeundebende993 4 жыл бұрын
@@christopherjones7023 I'm sorry but that does not seem to be the case tho. api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/news/2016/04/160422-atheism-agnostic-secular-nones-rising-religion
@aneutralopinion1712
@aneutralopinion1712 4 жыл бұрын
Well i just find it funny and I am an atheist.
@Thkaal
@Thkaal 4 жыл бұрын
Nah. I use enough lube. Besides, this is pretty funny.
@RickJaeger
@RickJaeger 6 жыл бұрын
"yeah that was *awesome*" might be my favorite quote from this series
@thenintendudes2046
@thenintendudes2046 7 жыл бұрын
" I defy you to give me one example of something I believe in despite no other scientist ever observing it." "Evolution" "Dangit" I'm dying. Holy hell.
@AlexanderRM1000
@AlexanderRM1000 4 жыл бұрын
You can observe evolution by artificial selection under laboratory conditions in bacteria, viruses, insects and if you have a few years to spare and a lot of resources even some mammals (ex. that one experiment to domesticate foxes). Scientists have also observed many examples of evolution in the wild ranging from tree moths in England changing color during the industrial revolution (after the trees got sooty, in just a few years black moths replaced bark colored ones) to flu viruses adapting to vaccines, which is why we need a new vaccine every year.
@AlexanderRM1000
@AlexanderRM1000 4 жыл бұрын
@@withlessAsbestos Imagine denying evolution after >150 years of an unfathomable large body of accumulated evidence and accusing people who disagree with you of denying evidence... because in 2000 years of Christian history priests and theologians have never done that even once. Google isn't working for me at the moment so I can't fact check that but from first principles I'd expect, in the absence of natural selection, the average chromosome should lose useful information from one generation to the next as a result of random mutation, although I don't know if it would get shorter. Evolution by natural selection isn't a teleological process but rather a constant push against entropy and has an upper bound- that's why humans have vastly fewer useful genes than say corn, we're not "more advanced" than corn but simply stumbled on a really interesting way to use those limited genes. Evolutionary biologists have known all this since something like the 1930s and the key parts (that evolution isn't teleological at least) are covered in high school biology at least where I went to school.
@slossboss
@slossboss 3 жыл бұрын
@@AlexanderRM1000 I personally won't believe in evolution no matter how much data you try to throw at me. Darwin's third chapter of the Descent of Man is the most racist, degrading, disgusting, scientifically inaccurate piece of literature in all of science. That alone puts atheism into question because it ultimately denies love, divine or human, as the force that gives everything meaning and substance and instead treats it as a chemical reaction in the brain. Certainly there is genetic drift. That has created a wide variety of life within their kinds of life. But I am not an evolved monkey and a dog doesn't come from a fish or bird from a dinosaur (also known as a dragon by the way). To say that humanity came from apes is the most insulting and demeaning thing that has ever been said about humanity. To say that robs us of our divinely given dignity, changing our existence from who to what, from being to thing, from people to animals, from imagebears, co-creators, and stewards of Creation to meaningless biological soup. When a person is dehumanized in any way, all evils become morally acceptable. You can treat them however you wish. You can murder them, abuse them, and violate them for any reason. You can label them, degrade them, and insult them, after all, they're not important and intrinsically valuable. What then of justice for those who have been wronged? What then of compassion for the hurting and mercy for the weak? The state you believe in leads to barbarism, nothing more and nothing less. God is mean? Evolution is far worse because it comes from nothing.
@buttlicker7670
@buttlicker7670 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, creationists still exist?
@divij3349
@divij3349 3 жыл бұрын
@@withlessAsbestos Your ignorance speaks volumes, Science haunts progress and stays in the past, if you genuinely believe that then you really have no understanding of what science is, and the points youre making go both ways, religions once considered diseases to be divine intervention and a lot of children have died/are dying because faith healing is still considered to be real today
@drahcir1647
@drahcir1647 9 жыл бұрын
Hans, would love to hear Con & Don talk about the unicorn, both rhinos and the mythical ones. Love your stuff.
@katiescheuermann1086
@katiescheuermann1086 5 жыл бұрын
Someone give this guy a medal!
@MarkusGhambari
@MarkusGhambari 8 жыл бұрын
To ask Christians to prove Christianity without using the Bible is like asking a champion to prove he's the strongest without using his strength.
@johnmoore9588
@johnmoore9588 8 жыл бұрын
No, it's more like proving who is the overall best out of two people, so it would be more accurate to say it's like asking two men to prove themselves without fighting, one being a strong, intelligent and successful man vs a man on steroids with not much else to show. Christianity of course being the man on steroids, since they only have one thing to rely on.
@afterburn7225
@afterburn7225 8 жыл бұрын
John Moore and why do you say that? You actually think the evolutionists have something to go on? Because all of the ones I've talked to seem to think evidence for their side is unnecessary
@johnmoore9588
@johnmoore9588 8 жыл бұрын
Our evidence is all those fossils and earth being dug up and link together to show how the earth *evolved*. What about your book?
@afterburn7225
@afterburn7225 8 жыл бұрын
Eye-witness evidence of what happened. Beat that
@johnmoore9588
@johnmoore9588 8 жыл бұрын
I could say I have eye-witness accounts of a man eating his own head, write a book about it, and thousands of years later it would have the same credibility as the bible. "Eye-witness accounts" which have been translated and retold millions of times don't automatically make something valid.
@TheologyOnFire
@TheologyOnFire 9 жыл бұрын
This is absoloutely spot-on! Great job, Lutherans! While I find it hard to resist jumping into the comment-debate, I advise against it. I have yet to see anyone chane their mind as the result of a KZbin comment war! Remember, Christians: "The fool says in his heart, 'There is no god.'" All I can say is, that if you want to believe in science and logic, then design demands a designer. Happy Easter. He is risen!
@livingston5390
@livingston5390 9 жыл бұрын
StephenTheNerfGuy And claims of design demand evidence. I don't see any design in the world, least of all from a tri-omni being.
@TheologyOnFire
@TheologyOnFire 9 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but if I were to get involved in a debate like this, all you would do is plug your ears and shout over me. Praying for you though! Goodbye :)
@livingston5390
@livingston5390 9 жыл бұрын
Seems like you've confused the words "you" and "I". Best not to project, or the very least not make baseless assumptions. Go on and keep telling yourself that dogma is part of an open mind.
@TheologyOnFire
@TheologyOnFire 9 жыл бұрын
Sorry dude! I can't change your mind; you are as dead-set on not changing it as I am. Fare thee well.
@livingston5390
@livingston5390 9 жыл бұрын
No. I'm actually not. I'm perfectly capable of changing my mind when presented with a well reasoned, evidenced argument. All religions I've come across have merely failed to do so. Not sure why you are making such baseless assumptions about anonymous people on the internet.
@OlviMasta77
@OlviMasta77 9 жыл бұрын
I simply love when the ginger twins call anyone or anything 'Patrick'
@Godrules
@Godrules 9 жыл бұрын
lol. Ye leprechauns rock!
@ShonaMcCarthy
@ShonaMcCarthy 9 жыл бұрын
This is a great video. One of the few I've watching twice end on end.
@AnaRoseKateriPlumleecatholic
@AnaRoseKateriPlumleecatholic 9 жыл бұрын
This tickles my theology major funny bone. I laughed all the way through it. I didn't come here to argue, I came here to laugh.
@travro2525
@travro2525 8 жыл бұрын
I am here because of Wretched.
@SgtKOnyx
@SgtKOnyx 8 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@kaye2746
@kaye2746 8 жыл бұрын
love wretched!!!!!!!!
@lanadoesathing
@lanadoesathing 7 жыл бұрын
Wretched is great!!
@Toadzx
@Toadzx 7 жыл бұрын
same
@kyleblevins9505
@kyleblevins9505 7 жыл бұрын
Which video does he talk about this?
@jsmunroe
@jsmunroe 8 жыл бұрын
I'm a Christian, but this is spurious..... and wonderfully hilarious. ^_^
@christophersnedeker
@christophersnedeker Жыл бұрын
The point is the atheist I using circular reasoning. Saying the Bible is unreliable because it contains impossible things like miracles, and we know miracles are impossible because we only find them in unreliable books like the bible.
@jsmunroe
@jsmunroe Жыл бұрын
@@christophersnedeker no, I get that. But it is still wonderfully hilarious. 😆
@Ariaelyne
@Ariaelyne Ай бұрын
@@christophersnedeker Saying that something isn't plausible because you only find it in an unreliable source isn't circular logic. The way it's being presented is contorted to seem like circular logic but the core statement for the atheist is "I don't believe the Bible because it contains things otherwise impossible". The burden of proof there is to prove that resurrection can happen outside Biblical sources. Merely retreading 'The Bible says' does nothing to sway a person who already doesn't believe the Bible. EDIT: or to be technical the burden would be to sway the person to have reason to believe the Bible, but again that requires more finesse then just retreading 'The Bible says' ad nauseam.
@bagoflicksguitarstudio466
@bagoflicksguitarstudio466 2 жыл бұрын
Bring back Donnall and Conall please!! They still need to meet Jesse Duplantis, Cleflo Dollar and Bill Johnson.
@corruptedmilk2481
@corruptedmilk2481 9 жыл бұрын
Atheist, and I find this hilarious
@ShouVertica
@ShouVertica 9 жыл бұрын
+Corruptedmilk Albeit for different reasons I bet ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)
@corruptedmilk2481
@corruptedmilk2481 9 жыл бұрын
ShouVertica Mostly not actually, I'm not a fan of "firebrand atheism", the kind of atheist Dawkins is, though the cartoon does vastly simplify Dawkins actual argument as a whole, and ignores important factors.
@ShouVertica
@ShouVertica 9 жыл бұрын
+Corruptedmilk well yeah, because the argument presented was never said by dawkins. >"if jesus could rise from the dead then others could". Or him not responding to the "if you can't see it". Sorry, i had thought you possessed qualities you didn't. My bad.
@dalime605
@dalime605 9 жыл бұрын
+Corruptedmilk good to hear a guy who can't take things personal in regards to beliefs :)
@LastTimeLord12
@LastTimeLord12 9 жыл бұрын
+Corruptedmilk HOLY CRAP ACTUALLY?! Legit the first time I've met an atheists say something nice on a religious video.
@christianornot4109
@christianornot4109 7 жыл бұрын
This is so stinking hilarious! (I just wish it really were that easy to win a debate against Richard Dawkins!) It's great though, I love it!
@withlessAsbestos
@withlessAsbestos 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody can win a debate with that man. Because he doesn’t debate he grabs on to one thing and doesn’t let go.
@slipstick985
@slipstick985 4 күн бұрын
The murder weapon is a object we can see. If we take the Bible as literal, why not all the other religious writings that report miracles?
@sharonwilson9077
@sharonwilson9077 4 жыл бұрын
I loved the video especially the last two lines. Thanks
@solofjh
@solofjh 8 жыл бұрын
sounded like Richard Dawkins! haha good job : )
@TySavage1
@TySavage1 8 жыл бұрын
Solomon Jiahui It was a pretty good impression
@kriegjaeger
@kriegjaeger Жыл бұрын
"Miracles don't exist because everything has a natural explanation because miracles don't exist!" -An irreducibly complex "intellegent" conscious being enjoying the benefits of existience via a finely tuned universe from the only planet with life.
@EliSkylander
@EliSkylander 3 жыл бұрын
As of October 2021, this video has three times more views than the channel has subscribers. All other factors aside, that speaks strongly to how re-watchable this is.
@MrBenMcLean
@MrBenMcLean 6 ай бұрын
Donell and Conell are begging the question to use their belief in the veracity of the Bible to logically support their belief in the existence of God in the same way that Richard Dawkins is begging the question to use his belief in the falsity of the Bible to logically support his belief in the non-existence of God. The Bible and God together would be what's on trial when this is the topic being discussed and it's fallacious to assume the Bible and God as evidence to prove the Bible and God either way. A legitimate argument would have to appeal to evidence external to the thing being questioned.
@neverprosper
@neverprosper 9 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this. Donall and Conall always make my day.
@tilleylepew5944
@tilleylepew5944 10 ай бұрын
I really love the charming speed that last line closed the curtain with.
@AlexPokladnik
@AlexPokladnik 15 күн бұрын
You screwed up at the end, we have seen evolution just not marcro-evolution which is what most people mean when they say evolution.
@danielledunsworth9229
@danielledunsworth9229 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to need a moment to recover from that." It's never a good idea to make a decision solely on emotions (like "I think God is mean") instead of by plain reason. I really have a hard time reasoning with someone who says "I can't believe that because...insert illogical reason like "I don't like it."
@crystalclearwindowcleaning3458
@crystalclearwindowcleaning3458 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent. And very funny!!!
@preciouslove1802
@preciouslove1802 9 жыл бұрын
A little bird flew in my window and told me that he knew for a fact that Jesus did not rise from the dead. In fact, his body was thrown into a mass grave and was never recovered because no one cared to retrieve it. I asked him how he knew this. He said that he was there, that he is a type of bird with a very long lifespan, and that the resurrection is a hoax. There you have it folks, all the evidence that you need that the resurrection of Jesus never happened.
@TheUnknown1709
@TheUnknown1709 9 жыл бұрын
Precious Love The only thing you are missing is 500 witnesses.
@preciouslove1802
@preciouslove1802 9 жыл бұрын
TheUnknown According to the little bird, there are more than 500 witnesses to his story. The mass grave that Jesus was put in was covered over with dirt and then grass seed was planted. Other birds just like little bird witnessed what he saw. They made that grassy area their home, and they never saw a human emerge from the mass grave. This is an eyewitness account. You can't argue with evidence. Why do you not accept the little bird's evidence?
@TheUnknown1709
@TheUnknown1709 9 жыл бұрын
Precious Love Did the bird beg you to confirm his observation with the remaining 500 witnesses still alive?
@TheUnknown1709
@TheUnknown1709 9 жыл бұрын
Precious Love And if someone threaten to put you to death would you recant?
@preciouslove1802
@preciouslove1802 9 жыл бұрын
TheUnknown You would have to ask the little bird if he would recant if threatened with death. I don't know if he is still alive. Its been 4 decades since little bird flew in my window and told me what he saw. After so many decades, this is the first time I have told anyone what the little bird told me. Maybe my memory is foggy.
@johnsmallberries3476
@johnsmallberries3476 5 жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of these 2 guys!!!
@potatoheadpokemario1931
@potatoheadpokemario1931 8 ай бұрын
I felt it when they said we know it's not possible for people to raise from the dead, that's why it was awesome that he did. Because that's kinda the point, if people didn't already know that it's not possible then we would have never even heard of Jesus.
@catholicontrast7427
@catholicontrast7427 9 жыл бұрын
Most of this is great. The evolution quip probably needs clarification, though. The term 'evolution' can refer to either microevolution, macroevolution, or universal common descent. Universal common descent is the one that can't be seen by anyone in a laboratory, and needs to be inferred by looking at historical evidence...the same way people validate the authenticity of the Gospels. The part at the end with Dawkins saying God doesn't exist because he's mean might be a bit of a strawman. I've only heard Dawkins use God's 'meanness' to say that the Bible shouldn't be the source of our morality, which is a different subject. But one could still argue that God doesn't exist because he's claimed to be omnibenevolent but there are reports of him being evil, the same way you would reject the accuracy of conflicting witness testimonies. The real issue would be Dawkins not understanding divine justice, which you only mentioned in an offhand sentence.
@James8820
@James8820 9 жыл бұрын
catholicontrast Check out evolution vs God by ray comfort on you tube, you won't regret it. Adaptation (natural selection) is totally separate from the altogether different theoretical process of Darwinian evolution.
@TheLutheranSatire
@TheLutheranSatire 9 жыл бұрын
Perhaps the evolution quip needs clarification, but since nobody denies microevolution, and since the entire engine of the theory of macroevolution, random genetic change leading to more advanced organisms, is the opposite of everything observed, it wasn't worth muddying up the joke to make that point:-) As for your second point, Dawkins spends the majority of "The God Delusion" depicting the Triune God as a murderous bully not worthy of our faith, so it's far from a straw man.
@Tdisputations
@Tdisputations 9 жыл бұрын
catholicontrast Dawkins has had a bus campaign saying God probably doesn't exist.
@Tdisputations
@Tdisputations 9 жыл бұрын
catholicontrast He thinks God would have to be infinitely complex, and so is less likely to exist. Bad logic, but even sadder when you consider the doctrine of divine simplicity.
@whizman
@whizman 9 жыл бұрын
James don't get your science from Ray comfort
@olivermay7552
@olivermay7552 9 жыл бұрын
If we follow the logic of the people who made this cartoon then we should believe anything and everything that has ever been written down, no matter how much contradictory evidence there is.
@David-ic4by
@David-ic4by 10 ай бұрын
The gospel is proclaimed, not argued. The point of the video is that Dawkins’ own vaunted reasonings-which are in fact arguments- are loaded with logical fallacies. The video in itself is not even intended to “prove” anything, but rather to expose Dawkins’ arguments as spurious in terms of his claim that he can /disprove/ the Resurrection or anything else. He claims to be on superior footing, but in terms of his ideology he’s every bit a man of faith as a Christian, because it’s belief, not reason, that puts him where he is.
@gianni206
@gianni206 9 жыл бұрын
MAKE VIDEOS AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE DO NOT STOP Praise be to God, that we get to laugh all our doubts away XD
@olimar7647
@olimar7647 2 жыл бұрын
Also, if you'd like some evidence for the resurrecrion of Christ, check out "The Case for Christ." It was written by a guy that set off trying to disprove the resurrection and consequently finding mounds of evidence supporting it, ultimately converting because his of his Christian wife's faithful love to him even as he tried to disprove her faith. (He thought he was saving her from a sudden delusion, so no, it wasn't him being a jerk to her. Just being deceived himself.)
@jamesforeman3096
@jamesforeman3096 4 жыл бұрын
His impression is perfect. lol.
@annep.1905
@annep.1905 6 ай бұрын
"I defy you to produce one thing I believe in without evidence." "Evolution." "Dang it!" 😍😍😍
@pislikeller
@pislikeller 5 ай бұрын
There is far, far more evidence for evolution than that Jesus got resurrected
@mattpohl9747
@mattpohl9747 Жыл бұрын
literally laughed out loud at the end.🤣 Well done! Love these videos.
@ThebossaruChamp
@ThebossaruChamp 9 жыл бұрын
Can you produce any evidence outside of the Bible that miracles occur?
@TheLutheranSatire
@TheLutheranSatire 9 жыл бұрын
Can you justify automatically discounting the miracles in the Bible simply because they're in the Bible? :-)
@drthmik
@drthmik 9 жыл бұрын
Can you prove that reason is reasonable without using reason? because if you cannot then it is a logical fallacy (circular argument) and thus cannot be the foundation of ANY logical argument
@ThebossaruChamp
@ThebossaruChamp 9 жыл бұрын
TheLutheranSatire The Bible is not a legitimate source of information. Why? Because it makes claims that are either unable to be tested or claims that are scientifically inaccurate. So, there's your justification.
@ThebossaruChamp
@ThebossaruChamp 9 жыл бұрын
drthmik If you believe that it is circular to use a pen to figure out if it works, then I'll admit its circular.
@Ryder.Draconis
@Ryder.Draconis 9 жыл бұрын
Kami Sure. There is the miracle of the sun, many occurrences of the bleeding Eucharist, and St. Januaris' 1700 year old blood just liquified a couple weeks ago. I could also cite my own witness of a miracle back in 2004 if you want. Here is a link to the story if you want www.christianforums.com/t5446474/ So when you say you are looking for evidence, are you really looking for evidence? Or if I show you a picture of God, are you going to say it was photoshopped? If I call God up on the phone are you going to say "That's not God, it's Charlton Heston."? Are you going to look at it objectively and say that these miracles are strong evidence of the existence of the Divine one? Or are you going to take these real historical instances and deny and/or change them in order to fit your own preconceived notion of a lack of a higher power?
@tejloro
@tejloro 3 жыл бұрын
Who does the voice of the first president of the Missouri Synod (2:56)? Is it John de Lancie, because it sure sounds like him!!!
@ArtisticLayman
@ArtisticLayman 9 жыл бұрын
Happy Resurrection Day!
@jxmbusab
@jxmbusab 4 жыл бұрын
A witty and entertaining takedown of some very well-dressed strawmen.
@strafe155
@strafe155 2 жыл бұрын
It's not really a strawmen when over half of Dawkins arguments against god is that he's an evil entity who is unworthy of worship. Try reading the God Delusion for yourself if you don't believe me.
@brettknoss486
@brettknoss486 7 күн бұрын
Yes, the people who were observed rising from the dead in the Bible, but no otder contemporary source don't count. How do bodies rise from the dead? Why has it not happened recently?
@MrComic97
@MrComic97 9 жыл бұрын
God is the God of humor as well.... People seem to forget that....... smile and he will light up your world😄
@MrComic97
@MrComic97 9 жыл бұрын
Lol glad you like dude the christian community needs a giggle sometimes
@TheRussRave
@TheRussRave 9 жыл бұрын
Beautiful,... Beaten at his own game!
@MrComic97
@MrComic97 9 жыл бұрын
***** I pray you learn about the truth of ahayah the one and only the most high! I have no time for your nonsense goodbye
@MrComic97
@MrComic97 9 жыл бұрын
***** I'm not religious I don't follow mainstream religion when you don't know me I follow Christ I dont follow the typical mainstream ways _
@MrComic97
@MrComic97 9 жыл бұрын
***** I wasn't born in a follower of Christ family... That logic is stupid because their are many Chinese being converted to being followers of Christ _
@ctswag4204
@ctswag4204 6 ай бұрын
Still here in 2024
@pensandshakers
@pensandshakers 2 жыл бұрын
Just watched the new one and had to come back and hear this one again. Love Donall and Conall.
@pursuing222
@pursuing222 8 жыл бұрын
where's the mic drop?
@MrPlanx
@MrPlanx 8 жыл бұрын
If you think this was a convincing argument, I feel sorry for you. This is incredibly ignorant.
@pursuing222
@pursuing222 8 жыл бұрын
so what's your mic drop argument for atheism? what's your greatest best argument? aaaaaand GO!
@MrPlanx
@MrPlanx 8 жыл бұрын
pursuing222 There's no credible evidence for any god. If there was, you wouldn't need FAITH and there would only be one religion in the world instead of thousands. The fact that the earth is billions of years old and the undeniable fact that man gradually evolved over millions of years is proof that none of the creation stories are true. They are all primitive superstitions from ignorant people who were so barbaric that they would kill their own children brutally for minor offenses in the name of a psychotic monster god that we can all be thankful doesn't actually exist.
@pursuing222
@pursuing222 8 жыл бұрын
wow well I guess I wasn't expecting anything intelligent...
@pursuing222
@pursuing222 8 жыл бұрын
what you said was nothing to do with there not being a God. typical angry hatetheist
@jy-fx7zw
@jy-fx7zw 6 жыл бұрын
The ending 😂😂
@quesostuff1009
@quesostuff1009 7 ай бұрын
This video is wonderful. I’m just gonna link people to this video whenever this topic comes up
@Peter-fq2rq
@Peter-fq2rq 2 жыл бұрын
Ok, I’m gonna start this out by saying I’m catholic, because even so, I still don’t like Donall and Conalls argument that much. 0:33, just because we can’t explain something with the science we have discovered so far doesn’t me it isn’t scientifically explainable, and it definitely doesn’t automatically mean that it’s evidence for God. By that logic everything is evidence for God until it’s not when we discover why it happens with science once we advance that far in our knowledge. And I think the argument that Dawkins WOULD make is that in the Bible there are plenty of things that are story and plenty of things that are history. Like Adam and Eve. We know that there can’t have just been 2 “starter” humans because evolution has been proven time and time again, and on that last note, YES scientists have seen evolution in progress, like a lot. All you need to do is find a life form that breeds really fast and lives very short. Look up a video of bacteria and hand sanitizer. The bacteria will slowly wade into the hand sanitizer as the newer generations of bacteria created, like, each second become more and more resistant to it through evolution.
@DeathoftheWest
@DeathoftheWest 28 күн бұрын
Evolution within its own kind. Never ever has macro evolution been observed. Bacteria always stay bacteria. Fruit flies always stay fruit flies.
@shawngregory5879
@shawngregory5879 9 жыл бұрын
since ive found this channel, ive been told to stop saying" Oh Patrick" when addressing my friends..
@tookbaggins1368
@tookbaggins1368 6 жыл бұрын
I LIKE THIS CHANNEL!
@askbrettmanning
@askbrettmanning 9 жыл бұрын
So well done. The smugness of Dawkins' arrogance is accurately portrayed.
@drowningincats3921
@drowningincats3921 Жыл бұрын
Wait….biblical accounts of rising for the dead can’t be based on witness accounts because the Bible wasn’t written for a long time after that
@joe5959
@joe5959 Жыл бұрын
The accounts were preserved until it was written
@drowningincats3921
@drowningincats3921 Жыл бұрын
@@joe5959 not sure you wanna go with that angle. Did you ever play “Telephone” in school? One child tells another a simple sentence, the sentence is quietly passed down the line of kids and by the time the last one repeats the sentence it’s not anything like the original sentence. This happens to humans within minutes of communication, but then you put that situation into an area of the world that had multiple languages intermingling and wait a millennia, there may be some misunderstandings. Especially due to Christians being forced to hide their faith during all the various wars and times of turmoil where they were still HEAVILY persecuted.
@ertawanderer1062
@ertawanderer1062 11 ай бұрын
um no. all of the gospels were written within 30 years of the death of Jesus. 3 of them were written by eye witnesses and one was a transcription from multiple eye witnesses. the rest of the new testament was all completed within 50-60 years of the death of Jesus so within the lifespan of a single generation
@mollybird1135
@mollybird1135 24 күн бұрын
Lutheran Satire is delightful,... I am because of Lutheran Satire ...Full of Delight. Thank you LS
@radicalindependent
@radicalindependent 6 жыл бұрын
Donall and Conall meet Bill Nye!!!!!
@thecleaninglady8421
@thecleaninglady8421 5 жыл бұрын
That guy is too polite to be Dawkins...
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