Donkey Kong Country Returns - Intro

[@krakerbox1108]

2:36 This is when you realize how Donkey Kong's logic goes: he doesn't care about your fancy music, he wants his bananas back, and he'll beat the crap out you if you so much as try to get in his way.

[@worldofgodzillayt7026]

Yep

[@theearthkingdom7537]

I thought it meant he was Too stupid to get hypnotized

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

I just love how he says *~yeahh* like that

[@kylestubbs8867]

Hypnosis doesn't work if the target has a strong will.

[@theearthkingdom7537]

Kyle Stubbs I’m pretty sure he’s just an idiot

[@PerfectKirby]

2:33- DK: Cool story, bro. My turn! Tiki: ...Well, shit.

[@k-leb4671]

"You are now under my control...when I snap my fingers, you will be hurled out the window!"

[@WhoElseButZane]

Mask: I'll use my advanced psychic powers to manipulate these beasts! DK: ARMS

[@charliehenry239]

Who Else But Zane? Mask...?

[@jimmysalcedo7910]

Lmao

[@SD-MB-BB-CR]

2:42 Dk: (punches kalimba out of his house) Kalimba: YOU FLOOLISH APE!!! THIS ISN'T THE LAST TIME YOU'LL SEE OF ME! I'LL GET YOU ONCE YOU ARRIVE AT MY STATIUM!!!!!!!! DK: starts beating on his chest and jump off his house and head on to his journey to get his bannanas back)

[@tenryuzora]

You need a brain to be hypnotized, that is why it didn't work in DK.

[@zbroadcast3414]

Richard Ouch, you must spend a lot of time with Cranky Kong.

[@kylestubbs8867]

​@Daniel Schubert I dunno, Colonel Pluck must've been pretty smart to operate that robot. Maybe DK was too strong-willed for hypnosis to work on him.

[@kylestubbs8867]

Daniel Schubert Then explain Colonel Pluck’s situation.

[@sprucebadger8229]

@@kylestubbs8867 a chicken can only be so smart

[@Amazingtrooper]

@kyle Stubbs your right but at the same time he was the only boss to ever break out of hipnosis

[@mannofsociety31]

2:37 DK: You’ve picked the wrong house, fool! Kalimba: Well, I’m screwed.

[@Diamonddubbed]

the person who tried to hypnotize donkey kong name is actually kalimba?I thought his name was tiki! well. I'm dumb

[@MoGoBo97MovieMaker]

Ryan Mann gta san andreas

[@lazuliisanidiot]

Kalimba: *chuckles* I’m in danger

[@GameBot2000]

You can't hypnotize the Kong himself!

[@davidachristman]

yea he's to stupid

[@WhiteBladeZero]

He needs a brain in order to be brain-washed. ;)

[@GameBot2000]

True, just like Bob from Monsters VS Aliens.

[@clawblade9462]

That is so true

[@notsofreeexp9199]

@Daniel Schubert where?

[@jaborsey_joseph]

I like the tikis as antagonists, they work with the jungle theme and make decent replacements for the Kremlings

[@wkeeble1251]

2:12 gotta love that reaction

[@strangefishman7635]

REAAAAAAGGHHHREH

[@mutt-the-barbarian]

Damn this made me remember how awesome it was for DK to go on a platform adventure again, that feeling of pounding that little ass to splinters then immediately jumping into the level, was a trip.

[@loganentertainment1814]

Amen.

[@hydrocannons7573]

I'm sure the immunity to hypnosis is meant as a joke, as in DK is too dumb to be affected by it, but it could also be because Donkey Kong is one of the seven Star Children, along with Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Wario and Yoshi.

[@marymonsterandcreatormary3783]

Hydro Cannons I can’t be hypnotized and I’m smart.

[@ultrawariowarefan1431]

@@Retartedismyname he is not a star children and not a main character

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

It can't go through his thick skull.

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

@@ultrawariowarefan1431 I'm pretty sure Baby DK in Yoshi's Island is the same one shown here. He is the star child.

[@theredknight9314]

DK lives in a house. How is he dumb?

[@gabriels.s4126]

2:39 Hey dad, how was wor...?

[@SpikyChainChomp]

One does not simply take Donkey kongs bananas

[@deadzone6661]

2:35 This does not Expand Dong.

[@TheMack625]

Kalimba: Fall under my spell... DK: What the heck? Kalimba: Let's try this again... DK: Oooh, let me show you something... (Beats the living daylights out of Kalimba) DK: HYAH!!! Time to get my bananas back! Funny stuff!

[@Cocoa_Forever]

kalimba? is that an instrument or a name?

[@pocodyess6050]

I Love Camila Cuevas! Instrument

[@notsofreeexp9199]

@@Cocoa_Forever Instrument. But it's also in the official name

[@MetalMouth54321]

And the main enemy is... A plank of wood. Oh yeah, DK breaking the fourth wall is one of the greatest things in this game.

[@synRdave]

MetalMouth54321 Gong tiki: Hey, where not just a piece of wood. Accordion tiki: Yeah, where tikis. (Hypnotizes)

[@KaijuDino]

synRdave Cringe.

[@synRdave]

KaijuDino 1235 Gong tiki: how rude. Accordion tiki: Right? C'mon Gong, let's get the fuck outa here!

[@rudolphthered-nosedreindee608]

Hey Tikis, I respect you.

[@kylestubbs8867]

He didn't break the fourth wall. Just the front door.

[@SylvainCosmos]

2:33 "YOU PICKED THE WRONG APE, FOOL!"

[@immeen4868]

Big Kong, remenber that name!

[@DamianDan23]

I feel like the real reason why DK wasn't hypnotized wasn't that he was pissed off or anything, it was because he is an actual intelligent being, a primate isn't going to get completely hypnotized just with some fancy music and some optical illusions

[@Funkermonsterco]

2:13 Kalimba tiki used Tackle! 2:18 Kalimba Tiki used Hypnosis! It doesn't affect Donkey Kong.... 2:29 Kalimba Tiki used Hypnosis! It doesn't affect Donkey Kong.... 2:36 Donkey Kong used Scary Face! Kalimba Tiki's Speed harshly fell! 2:42 Donkey Kong used Thrash! Kalimba Tiki fainted! 2:48 Donkey Kong used Belly Drum! Donkey Kong's Attack harshly rose!

[@thephantomtrickster]

You mean sharply rose

[@kylestubbs8867]

So apparently, DK is a Dark-Type.

[@yu_cp8978]

@@kylestubbs8867 he is a Vigoroth, he has Vital Spirit

[@pokemonfangirl]

Nice pokemon reference, this comment has made my day :D

[@manoluigisupershow1411]

2:34 DK: ...Ok, I guess that was fun. Now I'll show you MY kind of music. **Diddy shows up in Co-op** Diddy: And I'm playing backup! >:)

[@Iber4]

2:14 wow the tiki is strong, he managed to push and overthrow the DK

[@eansudholtz6533]

2:28 DK: Huh? 2:37 DK:heh heh, your tricks don’t work on me!

[@gadthemariofan9472]

Tiki: Oh crap....o_o

[@manoluigisupershow1411]

@@gadthemariofan9472 *insert beating up sounds here*

[@TJDW]

“Foolish mortal!”

[@SD-MB-BB-CR]

DK:OoooOOOoooo......!!!!!!!! (And beat on the chest and jump on the ground and goes on his journey to gets his bannanas back)

[@KetwunsGamingPad]

2:30 Bitch what is this crappy music you are playing me? Let me show you my BOOM BOX!

[@TJDW]

Hehe, boom box go brrrrr (2:45)

[@SinDoesStuff]

Donkey Kong doesn't go down that easily, Tiki!

[@ELI72571]

2:36 time to expand dong

[@KaijuDino]

2:46 Dong expansion completed.

[@mayomaster1134]

2:42 Masterbating the Dong

[@prohawkk]

XD

[@ParodyPictures]

0:59 When my little brother restarts my fully completed version of this game

[@pasteltechno]

Kalimba: "you there, help us load some shit!" DK: "excuse me, what the fuck?" Kalimba: "come on, there is no time to be fooling around!" DK: "alright, you shittyass piece of fucking wood! COME OVER HERE AND LET ME SING *YOU* A SONG!"

[@Notyourstodisclose]

Daww, I wanted to see Diddy Kong fight a brainwashed Donkey Kong in a tutorial style level...

[@lindalinda-rf3dw]

Anomani the Anonymous Anomaly Seriously? He's too smart

[@Dinoman972]

Also, it would be weird in 1-player mode, because you'd start playing as Diddy and immediately switch to DK.

[@hydrocannons7573]

DK is too powerful for a tutorial level boss. Diddy would have his ass handed to him.

[@pantheman2842]

I would like to see Chunky in-game. First, you fight Tiki hordes as him. He has more health and punches instead of Ground Pounding. Then Tiki Tong himself hypnotizes him. Which means a mirror boss before the last fight, the chief Tiki actually having better hypnosis than his men and it becomes personal.

[@RyuHayabusa]

That intro music is nostalgic, it brought back so much old school Donkey Kong Country Memories.

[@TheEFoy11]

Kalimba: You are under my spell.......*song plays* DK:....'Kay, I just started paying attention. What? *song stops* Kalimba: *sigh* YOU...*song plays* are UNDER...my SPELL... DK: Riiiiight...*song stops* you're obviously lost, so... *level starts* LET ME SHOW YOU THE EXIT!

[@ALX-yg7ns]

It’s a danm good thing I was net in donkey kongs place I would have been like sire what the holy hell are you (music starts playing oh your my master I see how may I obey

[@theivoryguy2476]

That intro gave me MASSIVE nostaliga.

[@OliGaming-d1u]

I want this game sooo much! It looks so good! I wonder how different it would've been if Rare was still with Nintendo...But, when I look at those trees, mostly at their leaves, I think of DK 64.

[@frostu8]

OliRock92 retro game studios is the new Rareware

[@alexstrigle5599]

the beginning of something legendary...

[@24masks]

2:02 - 2:04 you've got a new item! hah!!!

[@breadbug6101]

2:42 A night between DK and Candy Kong be like

[@colossaltitan3546]

how is donkey kong immune to the tiki's hypnosis?

[@AlexFyrehartDGAFCave]

I'm fairly sure it's just a case of DK being too dumb to be hypnotised. Ya know, sorta like how the brain things worked in Futurama.

[@colossaltitan3546]

If he is too dumb how come he can BEAT the tikis real hard?

[@AlexFyrehartDGAFCave]

Easy, beating the shit outta things is what Donkey Kong does.

[@colossaltitan3546]

How come he know's their weakness then? :/

[@AlexFyrehartDGAFCave]

stephen wang The same way they always seem to know the weakness of every other villain they've ever encounterd in DKC games I guess. lol.

[@spongebobsailormoon98produ43]

2:36 it was this moment where he knew he 🤬 up!

[@YenpisW]

0:00 greatest riff I have ever heard

[@samuelanimates7334]

I remember playing this when I was six.... And I loved the music

[@Pejelo]

That's a banger intro for a return of a saga.

[@thebowz998]

I loved this game, partly because of the intro

[@alejandromiguel2267]

2:24 Do I look like I have a weak mind?

[@charliehenry239]

* does this make me look stupid

[@VilaToro64]

He gave that tiki The banana slamma

[@RedFenril]

And that's his battle cry too. :)

[@peepsg]

Cranky: Come on DK Smack him!

[@lewismcdonald985]

You know is can honestly see that gem of a cartoon returing, but K Rool teams up with the tikis to steal the Crystal Coconut!

[@kylestubbs8867]

2:20 Here's the thing about Tiki hypnosis: It doesn't work on the strong-willed.

[@M4rcello4mmirati]

Or the brainless...

[@fanofyoshi2238]

​@@M4rcello4mmiratiBoth.

[@tf2gamingenjoyer388]

The intro revolves around your naners getting stolen so you decimate some pieces of coloured wood and then start an adventure destroy an active volcano

[@Ian16545]

A TV and a boom box in their home? Boy, DK and Diddy must really have it made!

[@VilaToro64]

Ian Sherman that's from all that money they made from the original trilogy

[@FromGroundBuilders]

2:42 Granddads coming home in 1957 and dinner wasn't ready

[@Lorsko-fk1gc]

NAHHHHHHH BRO 💀

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

2:24 But since DK's skull was so thick the hypnosis had no effect on him. 2:35 You done - __ -?

[@FrikkoGamer53]

2:40 hey honey, how was work today?

[@Lorsko-fk1gc]

Kalimba is the wife 💀

[@Lorsko-fk1gc]

I love how you can hear Kalimba scream when DK punched him out of his house.

[@flipkoala8558]

I rembember playing this brings back memories

[@josemontenegro6516]

If You are in 2021, You are a legend.

[@kookaman6095]

2:45 BANANA SLAMMA!

[@pokemonfangirl]

Who is hear after the HD remaster was announced?

[@Commander-peepers]

Only us

[@Mac14329]

I love how Donkey Kong is the only animal completely unaffected by the Tiki Tak's mind control.

[@salvadorhernandeztwitchpro1332]

Diddy Kong: Am I a joke to you?

[@Mac14329]

@@salvadorhernandeztwitchpro1332 The only animal shown.

[@Goomba1309]

@@salvadorhernandeztwitchpro1332 Cranky Kong: Am I also a joke to him? Kids these days...

[@calvinfujii5921]

2:48 Here comes DK!

[@fellipedasilva99]

My dad used to say the reason why Donkey Kong couldn’t be hypnotized is because he eats bananas 😂. DK Country returns was my childhood and first DK game. Super Mario wii as well.

[@alexmb1997]

For those who are wondering why that tiki A.K.A. Kalimba couldn't hypnotize DK is because maybe he's too smart to fall under the spell

[@dinogamergaming]

Alejandro Montes to dumb actuly

[@snekladyrobin]

I think it's more a matter of a strong will. With how dead set DK is on getting his banana's back (and his island in the sequel), letting absolutely no obstacle deter him from his course, I'd say his will is rock-solid.

[@Adolphus_of-bysantanium]

@@snekladyrobin I actually thought it was the opposite when I played this game I thought donkey Kong was to stupid to get hypnotized

[@snekladyrobin]

@@Adolphus_of-bysantanium DK's a lot of things, but he ain't an idiot. He's just a simple monke, trying to get his nanners back.

[@jj.cv3103]

ahhhh, the nostalgia

[@cold_mercury4224]

Back when I was a kid playing this game I so wanted to know wtf the tiki’s are and where they came from, 8 years later and I still have no clue

[@TheMan-tn4jk]

Ah, the good old days

[@justincook5202]

I miss that game 🦍 🐒 🍌 🐘 🦓 🦒 🐿️

[@AxlKarmaX15]

Wow I haven’t played this game since I was young I miss it so much

[@rafaelchaparro8067]

nostalgia in a nutshell

[@superawesomegamer2170]

Donkey Kong was like, "Nope, that music you call hypnosis doesn't ever work on a Kong."

[@MrViral20]

This needs to be re-released on switch....

[@BardTheDragonProductions]

Agreed

[@TheArcange12]

Ayoooo it happenssss

[@thegamingrailfan7905]

Dk got his own monster jam truck for this? Worth it.

[@yoshikagekira607]

People who played this game👑👑👑👑

[@richierewinds]

We need Donkey Kong Country Returns Deluxe on the Switch, DAD-GUMMIT!!!

[@HectormanuelViltres]

Uhh,no bro,we need a new dk game.its time for a new one since Wii u

[@La.idBack]

2:38 DK: yea ok time for u 2 leave (punches him out)

[@Mrkiwi-qh8lq]

2:24 DK is probably thinking "what ? "

[@Dark-Animates]

Not gonna lie, the music that the tikis play when hypnotizing something slaps.

[@steveluvscows2490]

"Well that was some good music. Here, lemme help you get out..."

[@DumDum5551]

at 1:55 diddys like "ooh a parade... wait.... HEY

[@BeauHoyt-n9p]

If all of these Tikis could appear in a Donkey Kong Country movie made by Illumination, all of these Tikis could be all voiced by Danny Elfman. And when I say all of these Tikis, I also mean Krazy Kalimba, the Maraca Gang, Gong-Oh, Banjo Bottom, Wacky Pipes, Xylobone and Cordian. All of the Tikis' voice could be the same voice as the Oompa-Loompas from Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory because Danny Elfman voiced them and this is why he could voice all of the Tikis (Including Krazy Kalimba, the Maraca Gang, Gong-Oh, Banjo Bottom, Wacky Pipes, Xylobone and Cordian) in that Donkey Kong Country movie made by Illumination. Also, Danny Elfman himself worked at Illumination (He composed the soundtrack of 2018's The Grinch and I had no idea about that) and this is why he could voice all of the Tikis (Including Krazy Kalimba, the Maraca Gang, Gong-Oh, Banjo Bottom, Wacky Pipes, Xylobone and Cordian) in this Donkey Kong Country movie made by Illumination. Although, Tiki Tong could be voiced by someone else.

[@ilikethecokev2]

2:12 DK: AGAIN?! WTF?! Why does everyone keep doing that?!

[@ilikethecokev2]

Digital Toaster More like I could tell by his tone and body language.

[@digitaltoaster4956]

ilikethecokev2 Huh, I See

[@hydrocannons7573]

Personal property means nothing on Donkey Kong Island nowadays...

[@Diamonddubbed]

XDDDDDDDD

[@Horenramon]

hey they never laurned

[@Oldgeezershadow]

Kalimba: you will fall under my mind control spell…. DK: joke’s on you! I’m an elementary school dropout!

[@swaggydraggy69]

Nostalgia!!!

[@spongeintheshoe]

_Listen to my melody,_ _now your will belongs to me._ _We really need potassium,_ _so show us where to find some._

[@spongeintheshoe]

_Listen to my melody,_ _now your will belongs to me._ _Now the island's masters rise--_ Wait, why aren't you hypnotized? Errr... *ahem* _Listen to my melody,_ _now your will belongs to me._ _Submit to the will of wood..._ ...Oh dear. This isn't good.

[@pasteltechno]

Nice lyrics tho

[@notsofreeexp9199]

@@spongeintheshoe headcanon: the tikis can only speak in rhymes

[@spongeintheshoe]

@@pasteltechno Thanks.

[@spongeintheshoe]

@@notsofreeexp9199 Or at least, they do when they're hypnotizing people, which they pretty much always are whenever they'd be in a position to speak to non-Tikis.

[@cesardka]

2:12 is such an iconic ramble

[@SavageJarJar]

Donkey Kong was just too confused at what was going on to be hypnotized

[@JohnSkellington]

2:18 Donkey Kong = Miko Kubota from Glitch Techs Hypnotizing Tiki = Mitch Williams trying to reset her mind

[@jasmin8ter2010]

First, a Wii version of Super Mario Bros. came out. Now a Wii version of Donkey Kong Country?!

[@loppie_net]

2:13 *_SHET,_* It's *Kalimba* going near the fucking *Donkey Kong* in the house!

[@GreenFenril]

@ 2:37 DK: "You're in my house without my permission so.....

[@zbroadcast3414]

GreenFenril Time to show you the door, literally.

[@dejorgik536]

Dong is too strong for been hypnotized

[@RyukenGabse]

More like too dumb lol

[@spectatorsturner]

2:48 😂

[@whiteredfoxy9028]

Mirame a Los ojos *musica de Hypnotizacion*

[@ItchyHairyOnes]

I’m being hit with nostalgia

[@ALX-yg7ns]

I’m being hit with the compulsion to steal bananas and …obey obey……yest must obey

[@kyezun]

nostalgia is making me cry

[@gerardosaenz9496]

Happy 13th Anniversary Donkey Kong Country Returns.

[@gadthemariofan9472]

Can the tikis hypnosis a human?

[@lewismcdonald985]

Probably not, as apes and humans are the same species.

[@AA2004]

**Kalimba tries to hypnotize Donkey Kong** Donkey Kong: Do you want to commit aliven't?

[@evanholloway1692]

Seems the gods already got DK started on the path to stop the Tiki Tak Tribe. If their chief, Tiki Tong is not destroyed by dawn, he’ll become immortal and take over not only Kongo Bongo but all over the world for all eternity. He will hypnotize every living thing and repopulate the world with tikis.

[@wasifmahmood359]

Good thing Donkey Kong was immune to the hypnotic tiki for being too stupid, otherwise he would have been hypnotized.

[@SD_AngelTV]

The fact that DK looks at the player and is trying to ask what's going on lol 2:28

[@callmekoba2545]

THOSE POOR BANANAS

[@dandidoothexd]

Narrator: It is just a casual day at Donkey Kong Island. *volcano erupts and ripoff Kremlings come out of bouders* Elephant: Oh look, falling things. A wild Kalimba appears! Kalimba, Gong-Oh, and Wacky Pipes: *hypnotizes animals* Giraffe: bombastic side eye Narrator: Well, looks like these are the new Kremlings, eh? Diddy Kong: Wait, lemme check on banana. no banana Diddy Kong: NO BANANA?? Donkey Kong: GIVE BACK MY BANANA!!! Kalimba: surprise mother clucker Donkey Kong: What is this? Kalimba: *multiple failed hypnosis attempts* Donkey Kong used Mega Punch! It's super effective! Kalimba fainted! *tarzan yell*

[@AlectheBEenthusiast]

2:36 scary face

[@La.idBack]

1:00 dramatic music

[@J4CK50N.]

2:42 I wheezed so hard I felt a lung turn inside out! 💀💀💀

[@XyLo2517]

Wait, he’s the only animal to have a boombox, a tv, a radio, a hammock, and an entire shelter with an actual door, yet he’s too dumb to get hypnotized?

[@Diamonddubbed]

Tiki: well.. I can't believe I tried to hypnotize an ape. A APE.