"Donuts" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up Compilation

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STAND UP COMEDY CLIPS:
Seafood: Insects of the Ocean • "SEAFOOD: INSECTS OF T...
Hot Pocket Compilation • Hot Pocket Compilation...
Museums • "MUSEUMS ARE BORING......
Hiking • "Hiking..." - Jim Gaff...
Whales • "Whales" - Jim Gaffiga...
Appendix & Saw a Bear • "I Had To Have My Appe...
Idiot Abroad • "Idiot Abroad" - Jim G...
Binge Watching • "Binge Watching" - Jim...
Massages & Saunas • "Massages & Saunas" - ...
Horses • "Horses" - Jim Gaffiga...
Seasons • "Seasons" - Jim Gaffig...
Marathons • "Running A Marathon" -...
Fitness Goals • "Fitness Goals" - Jim ...
4 Kids - Home Birth • "4 Kids/ Home Birth" -...
That's McDonald's • "That’s McDonald's!" -...
Hotel Pools • "Hotel Pools" - Jim Ga...
Travel International • JAPAN & CHINA - from N...
Weddings • "Weddings" - Jim Gaffi...
My Wife's Brain Tumor • "My Wife's Brain Tumor...
Shopping for Women's Lingerie • "Shopping For Women's ...
Bars • "Bars Are Adult Playgr...
Stand Up for the Pope + ACTUAL FOOTAGE • Doing stand up for the...
Least favorite Dr Visit • "My Least Favorite Doc...
LETS GET COOKIN' (World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show)
Toast (EP 1) • "Let's Get Cookin' - T...
Burgers (EP 2) • "Let's Get Cookin' - B...
Pork Sandwich (EP 3) • "Let's Get Cookin' - P...
Hot Dog & Egg (EP 4) • "Let's Get Cookin' - H...
Pizza (EP 5) • "Let's Get Cookin' - H...
Pasta (EP 6) • "Let's Get Cookin' - P...
Cookies (EP 7) • "Let's Get Cookin' - H...
Meatball Parm (EP 8) • "Let's Get Cookin' - M...
Peas & Corn (EP 9) • "Let's Get Cookin' - P...
Mikey Takes over (EP 10) • "Let's Get Cookin' - M...
Oatmeal Soup (EP 11) • "Let's Get Cookin' - O...
Garbage Plate (EP 12) • "Let's Get Cookin' - G...
Chicken Fillet (EP 13) • "Let's Get Cookin' - C...
QUARANTINE LIFE:
Welcome to Quarantine • “Greetings from Quaran...
My Kids Ask about Covid-19 • "MY KIDS ASK: About CO...
Quarantine Update 1-3 • "What are you gonna do...
Quarantine Update 4-6 • "The Kids Don't Like Q...
Quarantine Update 7-9 • "When is Quarantine EN...
JIM EATS THE WORLD (Local Eating + Stand Up)
St. Louis Pizza • "St. Louis Pizza" - Ji...
Colombian Breakfast • "Hot Chocolate with Ch...
Kansas City BBQ • "Kansas City BBQ" - Ji...
Spain - Jamon & Churros • "Spain - Jamon, Churro...
Cleveland- Polish Boy • "Cleveland, OH - Polis...
Rochester (NY) - Garbage Plate • "Garbage Plate, Roches...
MY KIDS REACT/ASK:
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My Kids React to my 1st Stand Up TV Appearance • "MY KIDS REACT: To My ...
My Kids React to my 1st Stand Up Special • "MY KIDS REACT: To My ...
My Kids Ask about Covid-19 • "MY KIDS ASK: About CO...
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[@lyndaporter9156]

My nephew loved Krispy Kreme Donuts. There was one in our city. He vowed when he was old enough he was going to work there. I never saw anyone so devastated when the company closed. You would have thought he lost his best friend. So, on my way back from Florida, I noticed a Krispy Kreme at the Detroit airport. I purchased (the flat box) 6 for him and proudly and protectively carried the box in my hands from and through the Detroit airport, on the plane, through the Toronto airport and home to my nephew.

[@oliverjd26]

Jim..... just wanted to let you know that..... I have become addicted to your comedy. KZbin offered you up like as "a free sample drug" as a suggestion three weeks ago. And now I am daily hooked. But thankyou Jim, Lol, you are a great comic!

[@jeanne7552]

Totally agree!

[@deviousxen]

This joke has a replay value that's *shockingly* high

[@feliciataylor3772]

I was stopped by police and he asked me do I know why he pulled me over. I pointed at box in my passenger seat and told him because he smelled my donuts. He laughed and only gave me warning to stay under speed limit. Lol I was nervous from hearing about bad police and was just trying to calm my anxiety down. I'm glad he had a sense of humor about it.

[@TheRichMarion]

That’s awesome, and I’m sure the officer appreciated the joke.

[@luciferdzhugashvili]

I’m guessing you’re white.

[@samzinici4043]

Copping Gabriel Iglesias..

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

You got very lucky

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

You got very lucky

[@jeanneblondewomanstamping9788]

The TSA guy "had such compassion in his eyes" when he found Jim’s donuts in his carry-on luggage. 🤣😂🤣

[@argzela3385]

4:58 "I know two thing, yellow fireball rise in sky and yum yum donuts" 😆

[@Michelle-zz7no]

Needed a laugh....even though I’ve seen this a “dozen “ times! Thanks Jim!!!! ❤️❤️

[@donzemanovic4205]

1 more and you get a bakers dozen

[@BFree-ge6ms]

Lmao. I love listening to Jim, it lifts my day. I even laughed before this video started because the ad was for HIIT style at home fitness.

[@Kitty6161]

Ahahahaha amazing

[@BrendaLong1961]

LOL....HIIT fitness = torture....Jim G. = much more laughs, much less torture....🤭

[@geraldfellers5348]

I just watched some of Jim's older material. Is it me, or does he keep getting better with time. Great stuff. I loved the horse video. A MUST watch if havent already.

[@jimgaffigan]

Thanks

[@etnadsduran2529]

just watched it. 10 of 10.

[@katrinat.3032]

I love the whale video!

[@mariadelosangelesrodriguez6041]

Hello Mr. Gaffigan. I just wanted to say thank you for being excellent at what you do. I work the night shift at a local medical clinic, and i listen to you during my drive home. You help me make it home safe, since your comedy keeps me awake and smiling all the way home.

[@mariadelosangelesrodriguez6041]

@jerryneuumannn hello. I'm doing just fine. Hope you are well too.

[@triedandtrue142]

I'm dying "It looked like I had rummaged through a dumpster "

[@Brinternet]

"it's probably your last flight anyway" never fails to make me cry from laughter 😂😂😂

[@alvarorey9308]

Me writing a school essay: Yum Yum? Me like yum yum!

[@dandotvid]

Jim AND donuts?! Sign me up!!!

[@buzbuz33-99]

My grandmother grew up in Kentucky and knew how to make home-style cake donuts. They were really great until they cooled down. After that, we could use them as hockey pucks. Perhaps I should have made a painting of them.

[@Yolduranduran]

Hilarious!! Maybe you can still find one and paint it.

[@bubbaray575]

Better yet, a scratch and sniff.

[@GooseGumlizzard]

"Finally Dunkin Donuts is offering something for dessert!" classic joke, love you Jim

[@deanshort9011]

"Those are the gateway donuts, first tiiiiime is always freeeee!" Jim, you and your humor are an American treasure!

[@ToiletClogger1945]

" I'm not hungry.." " What does that have to do with anything?..." LOL

[@thetroopoftruth4820]

We laughed a lot at these ones! Thank you for bringing joy to our homes after long hours of work.

[@deborahmillette]

I can watch Jim’s repeats all day, I know I got to fight a way to support his comedy 🎭 soon

[@shaunkirby273]

Ya know during this corona virus thing I thought our dryer was shrinking my clothes, but it turns out it's the refrigerator 😂

[@marlaholmes6706]

And the donuts 😆

[@magnetsoldiercephas331]

Facts!!!

[@roberthofmann8403]

Please explain. TIA

[@isabellalopez1259]

They’re saying that the dryer isn’t the one shrinking their clothes, it’s that the refrigerator filled with food is making them bigger. @Robert Hofmann.

[@isabellalopez1259]

That’s amazing 😂😂

[@winstonsmith11]

I'm less sad than I was before I watched this. And I want a donut. Ok, 4 donuts.

[@whim_tv]

Jim's tone and the way he delivers his joke so silly without seeming like he's trying to appeal to children is a truly unique comedy it makes me feel the same way because it's so simple and complex at the same time

[@purplecatconfetti3769]

🤪☺️😂

[@angelav4568]

I'm glad that you're less sad 😊 And I want 4 too.

[@susanlynn770]

Me too

[@edicleyland3773]

U kill him?,??!,?

[@atgb143]

I seriously just ate a donut, and then saw this in my notifications. 😆🍩

[@joetowers4804]

Lucky you... You had a doughnut!

[@atgb143]

@@joetowers4804 Yep, but we don't have them often. It was a treat when my dad bought some the other day. The timing was funny though. 😄😄😄

[@atgb143]

@Allison Bauch 😁

[@mangot589]

That’s because Siri is always listening, watching, and knows just what you want.

[@jarno60061]

I dread it already but I gotta have “Hot Pockets” for lunch tomorrow. Way to go Jim🙄

[@humility1st]

In Minneapolis MN life is a flippin mess. I subscribed and stopped crying for 10 minutes. thank you thank you I want a donut.

[@howardrickert2558]

You got me! Now I want a doughnut and it’s 1:35 in the morning. I haven’t had a doughnut in years, because nobody can eat just 4.

[@linshanhsiang]

Which is right, donuts or doughnuts?

[@stug3719]

@@linshanhsiang I could be wrong, but I think donuts is the lazy (and more common) spelling.

[@maenad1231]

linshanhsiang Both are correct in American English in informal writing. To my understanding, “Doughnut” is the only correct option when writing formally/professionally.

[@hef6628]

I remember my grandmother telling me she had never really liked donuts. All I could do was stare at her in disbelief.

[@Justy8111]

Lol I feel that. Like obviously donuts are great but I’d pick so many other desserts over them

[@linshanhsiang]

@@Justy8111 Me too.

[@stug3719]

I wouldn't go out of my way to get donuts. That being said, if some were available to me, I'd eat a couple lol

[@gamergoddess05]

@@Justy8111 What the heck is wrong with you people, donuts are amazing! I had them for my birthday. 😊

[@MsAnchovey]

She was lying

[@Jman76533]

My doctor told me I need more powdered sugar and Jim gaffigan videos in my life.

[@toddvlasak4015]

Gaffigan has renewed my faith in humanity ... it used to be another comedian, but he's not really available for shows anymore, except with the prison population .... Always great to be able to watch with my kids and laugh together.

[@SnarkyStuff1]

This is a great compilation! I'm absolutely obsessed with donuts. Found out at age 32 that I had Celiac disease and my first questions was "Can I still eat DONUTS??!!"🍩

[@pamiam7511]

Thank you Jim I needed a laugh today! 😂😂😂

[@imperialguard28]

Jim is my spirit animal when it comes to donuts!🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩

[@Samestori214]

My wife doesn't like donuts or coffee! What have I gotten myself into!! Well more for me 🍩🍩🍩🏃🏿‍♂️

[@sullyyankovich2317]

Voo Doo Doughnuts, Portland Oregon. Miss the bacon doughnut they make!

[@Rafviel]

We have one of those in Austin, TX and my husband and I loooooooooooove then! They’ve been closed since March though due to COVID. Hopefully they’ll open up soon!

[@spaghettisultan5484]

Do they make donut ham hamburgers?

[@saininj]

We just got a doughnut shop like them in Reno, NV called Holey Schmidt Doughnuts. I love the ones with cereal on them.

[@leonascherer1617]

You make me feel so happy. Thank you!

[@moriahmanwaring755]

I’m visiting Portland and looked up iconic foods here-a big one is Voodoo Doughnuts. Since I’m flying out in the morning, I got my brother and half his sales team to go at the end of the night when they finished work. We were each going to buy one donut and were taking a while to choose, bc half the flavors we asked for were gone since it was so late. Then the worker was like, “We’re about to close, just buy a dozen and I’ll give you a good deal and make sure you get good ones.” So we paid $20, and did she ever pull through! Not one box (stuffed with more than 12, btw), but 2 large stuffed boxes and a frickin BUCKET full of donuts!!! Not a small bucket either; it’s like 3 gallons! 😂 I’ve never seen so many donuts before! Haha we tipped her an extra $10, but now I think she probably deserved more!

[@SnarkyStuff1]

We have Voodo donuts here in Denver and the line at 3am wraps around the building!😄🍩 no one ever just buys one. What a cash cow that place is!!

[@MeowVicious]

🍩 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 A dozen virtual doughnuts for you, sir. Now I’m tempted to try to make my own doughnuts but it seems like too much work.. 😭

[@linshanhsiang]

It is.

[@shahinazmeerriza5377]

It's very easy btw.... I used to do it everyday

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@shahinazmeerriza5377 -- hey, that rhymed! @Meow Ppl are making donuts outta ramen - that couldn't be too hard.

[@denisemcmillan1912]

Now I want a donut 🍩! Thanks for giving me the giggles tonight! 😊

[@jimgaffigan]

Thank you

[@NoahKazanjian]

"yum yum donuts." priceless.

[@dillongood5677]

“That joke will be even funnier when I die from cardiac arrest” I’m so glad I have Jim to listen to😂

[@cosmosrunner2468]

I die for the glazed and jelly filled from Krispy Kreams! 😋

[@cathycolcord2098]

Thanks. Now I’m revising my grocery order to include donuts🍩 I hope there’s still time.

[@goofball9292]

Man this is a combo package of good laughter

[@leonaero8]

Dude you’re a genius :). Your videos(and your specials) keep a smile on my face while at lunch at my terrible job. Upon returning my co workers think I’m going crazy :) It’s Gaffigan bro I’m not going crazy.

[@TheRichMarion]

Jim I’ve always been a big fan and recently got my wife addicted to your comedy. We usually can’t agree what to listen to in the car, but your videos are the jelly in the donut of pleasant car rides with my wife.

[@johannaweichsel3602]

8:00 reminds me of the time I took a chocolate babka on my carry-on back home. Worth it.

[@entertaininformmedia7836]

My wife wasn't buying yesterday, but I showed here the chocolate babka display.

[@PurpleTheta]

Of course I’d get an ice cream ad on a Jim Gaffigan video...

[@babasheeny7023]

If there really is a homeless person outside a dunkin donuts please be kind and treat him to a donut and coffee.

[@sarahpainter177]

p

[@ginnymeljac2300]

😂😂😂😂 Exactly what I needed tonight! Now on to Let’s Get Cookin’! Thank you and to your family for all you do for us during this time! I lost my family and I’m so alone and sad. But you have opened your home every night and the fun text messages! I super appreciate all of it! Take care and again, thank you all so much! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I have been a subscriber with notifications for a long while now! ⭐️

[@Mary_O]

How did you lose your family?

[@lauragibson4153]

There's drugs in my butt....😂 He makes me howl!!!

[@deanastroud2965]

Come to Texas, BBQ and Mexican food is a must ❤

[@scottolson1105]

you left out texas donuts which are the size of one those little spare tires that come with cars now.

[@rixpix2957]

You've got the Alberts hot sauce so...yep!

[@loualbino5536]

@@scottolson1105 😂😂😂

[@owena.1684]

OMG SO FUNNY I WATCHED THIS LIKE 5 TIMES AND I CAN’T NOT LAUGH!

[@owena.1684]

Hahahahhahaha

[@ms.scentsnobhttps]

I literally went to a bathroom break during the donut jokes and came back....Jim was still pushing donutes!!! LOL Love you always, Gaffigan.

[@flutetubamorg]

I love how he put these segments together: round, more round, even more round :)

[@sholem_bond]

"cops love donuts because they know the difference between right and wrong!" LOL

[@Gopapatni108]

Jim , just remember donuts are called "do nots" ! 🍩😁 Thanks for the happiness you bring!

[@philipallard8026]

Always a treat to watch you perform.

[@desertpotter1003]

😀😅😂 you are definitely the best comedian out there!!!!!

[@libertygiveme1987]

Thanks Jim!!!! You're the BEST!!!!

[@scotty8930]

Thanks for making me laugh Jim. Let's get fryin'.

[@brodyharris7631]

Nothing like watching my favorite comedian and then getting a text from Mr Gaffigan about his birthday in July while watching his comedy. Technology rocks

[@kathleenharrison5023]

Thank you for making me laugh today!!!

[@barrya.6212]

Donuts are bad for you and according to my health nut wife, they're not appropriate for a trail mix "I'm just on a different trail right now... Mine leads to the emergency room"

[@mangot589]

But perhaps not, Barry. Who can know?

[@entertaininformmedia7836]

Difficult to explain how good Jim is!!!

[@disaster_cat]

"Then there was this long awkward pause where I waited for him to lean forward and go, 'Just kidding!'. But he didn't, he just looked at me like, 'Got ya, tubby.'" That's my absolute favorite part.

[@Gary_Daytona]

Not half as worried about getting hooked on donuts than I am about being addicted to your channel. Been living on it lately, and I think I’ve had dinner with your family more than my own lately 😂 !! Thanks for reminding us we still have lots to laugh about!

[@ATalkingBadger]

Thanks Jim, now I want a donut...even more than I did before watching this! 🍩

[@PrincessBunhead]

There's a place here called Heavenly Donuts. They aren't lying, considering I've consumed too much of those heavenly donuts.

[@ethanconnelly8231]

Do you live in Lacey WA?!?

[@PrincessBunhead]

@@ethanconnelly8231 I'm down south, in Longview. Always happy to meet a fellow Washingtonian

[@JRandallS]

Maybe its cause they get you to Heaven faster...

[@kittenkorleone2918]

There's some in CT. It's spelled, Heavnly Donuts.

[@allofmae6188]

@@PrincessBunhead Puyallup over here!!!! And Happy donuts here are amazing!!! Currently eating one, unashamed! Haha

[@RealEnerjak]

"I'm just on a different trail, which leads to the emergency room". A man of culture I see.

[@theducksquad6219]

Dude Jim gafagine made me feel SO much better than before. I want to give a simple thanks for making comedy.😊😌😌😊😊

[@joshuabayerjazz]

Jim, today started off just lousy. Your video really really was what I needed. Thanks so much.

[@soulassassin0g]

**whispering** "How many donut jokes is this guy going to do?"

[@TAnte1052]

Thank you for always making me laugh!

[@lisachauvin]

love your compilations ❤️

[@Michelle-zz7no]

Wait????? A donut montage???? Awesome 👏👏👏👏👏

[@foxopossum]

Ohmygosh I’m in AA and I never thought of that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have a new love for Dunkin Donuts

[@tahnaiyarussell]

The ending 🤣🤣🤣

[@S1CKTR1CKY]

This was great!

[@alanamarie7114]

I laughed the whole time that my sister came in and needed to know what I was laughing at... "Yum Yum Donuts!!" I wished I could subscribe more than once! lol

[@user-ue2rg9sn8c]

You know Jim, you never have to thank us for watching. You're hilarious and you're doing all of us such a great service I'm making us laugh so thank you! (no thank you) please keep the videos coming!!🌻

[@stooge81]

Thanks Jim. I just subscribed _(to the donut of the month club!)_

[@judystern9882]

Jim, I am so glad I came across your hysterically funny videos! I watch them every now and then at the end of the day, as cheer-me-up medicine! I sometimes force my husband (who is usually so serious) to watch them with me to get him to laugh, or my older son who laughs along with me. Thanks for the medicine, so needed during covid lockdown! (P.S. What do you mean by you have little time left on this planet? Hope you are just joking!!)

[@silverstrike6048]

The donut joke was hilarious!

[@ct0760]

If see you walking down the street Jim, I think a part of me would be tempted to find donuts to give as thanks....but then my stomach would grumble and I think I'd take some back lol 😆

[@ashleytrueblood2200]

Again, well done!! Thank you

[@dcb6729]

I literally just went through a Dunkin donuts drive-through and there is a homeless guy sitting outside.😂

[@frankyates5307]

I thought they could never be another Carlin. You kick ass.

[@ascetic3312]

I've seen this end card a few times now, but it was particularly apropos this time given all the donuts Jim's eaten.

[@erinjackson8119]

Just remember no matter how bad your life gets, you managed to live at the same time as Jim Gaffigan

[@Mary_O]

Hey, I like that thought! Someday we will be telling a currently unborn generation how Jim's works were so fresh and funny, and he replied to our comments, if we were lucky. They will be so jealous of us. 😊

[@TheMistyakapyt]

You got me thru 2020. Thank you 😊

[@Samuel-ku1qb]

3:13 why is this one not up on Spotify anymore?? I literally listened to it at least twice a month because I’ve memorised it for some reason. Like the whole OBSESSED special is amazing and I miss it.

[@susanrobertson9990]

He is the best comedian I have ever seen

[@BrotherOfTheSonTikTok]

Immediately LMAO @ thumb!!!😆🤣

[@theajshortman]

Thanks again Jim !

[@donaldmcneil9954]

you always make me chuckle

[@pablobristly4077]

I love you! (No homo). Thank you for bringing joy to a world that needs it. You have put a smile on my face in times where I truly needed it

[@cizia69]

That whole donut spiel is a ploy. He used to have seven children and ate two.

[@suebrown3465]

You got me at the Ajax donut ! Nice donut compilation and it was a nice after supper surprise. Take care🇨🇦

[@iampaperprincess]

“Oh, that’s Ajax”! 😂

[@shanedehaan2613]

I always get a good laugh watching you Jim. Big thanks for that, somedays it can be tough. Everyone should watch twenty minutes of you a day. Lol! Question: How big of a role does your wife play in writing your material?

[@mlsaulnier]

There needs to be a donut museum. I'd go to that.