"My Least Favorite Doctor" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Noble Ape)

[@keithmayo1105]

Jim, you've made life much easier to deal with because of the laughter you bring us. Don't ever stop.

[@DanielSchmidt94521]

One of my favorite comedians on KZbin. I love how he doesn’t curse.

[@jamesandrew1117]

Some of the fondest memories with my Dad are running errands with him.

[@tobelieve627]

Awww

[@ShiftingDrifter]

Yes, my favorite errand was helping dad load the trunk with junk and driving it to the city dump. Just mentioning it brings back the odors... and now that I think of it, seems like a lot of my Christmas toys ended up there.

[@pattysherwood7091]

And listening to him bitch about the federal government.

[@turquoiseheart6320]

Going with dad to the market... now whenever i must go grocery shopping i enjoy a kid's company... i bet your dad loved having you on the dreadded errands runs too

[@jacknone1564]

Absolutely. I loved going to the hardware store with my Dad. The best is when you graduate from holding the light to helping fix the problem.

[@ProctorsGamble]

...I make my own decisions. So I’m at the gastroenterologist... Perfect timing.

Jim is a funny guy

[@adamcturnbull]

That line cost me 10 minutes of wiping up coffee that I spewed while putting in flooring. His wife stuff is even better than Rodney's

[@gracytoyschultz4416]

Have fun 🤣

[@yvonaamariaa]

Jim is the master of timing!

[@scottpollack1007]

Jim, YOU ARE THE BEST! I can’t get enough of your humor! You and your lovely wife are the “DYNAMIC DUO”! I wish you, your wife and AWESOME KIDS a Lifetime of Happiness and Good Health!

[@jimgaffigan]

thanks!

[@Welcomeeverthing]

That’s nice

[@jolo17915]

My stomach was hurting, my eyes were tearing and my jaw was tired from laughing so much. No swearing needed, either. He's the best.

[@rebeccasandison3865]

I love, love, love that Jim keeps his acts CLEAN! That is a the act of a true genius. When a comedian uses curses as a crutch it just shows off their lack of creativity. Thank you Jim for sharing your talent, making me laugh out loud, and keeping it clean.

[@timothydonohue]

jim is great. check out brian regan for another hilarious clean comedian

[@karenjackson5735]

My dad would tell us; it shows intelligence to come up with creative words to express your feelings. It's stupid and lazy people who choose cuss words.

[@Observer_Effect]

Definitely, and he does it out of class - not because of guilt from some superstition/religion, but simply because he doesn't need to!

[@smaakjeks]

Many of the most genius and groundbreaking comedians in history cursed. Not as a crutch, either. It's just part of how humans express themselves. That said, I don't mind it when comedians choose not to curse. All I care about is whether or not it's funny.

[@smaakjeks]

@@karenjackson5735 Not true.

[@shepard77]

3 years later, we are still laughing Jim and re-watching your specials. LOL

[@SwtGrnEyed86]

Lmao as a sterile processing technician (whose job includes cleaning surgical instrumentation, including the cameras used in colonoscopies), I found this hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ellenrossignol3864]

You must have a sense of humor!

[@maryvalentine9090]

😂😂🤮🤮😂😂🤮

[@carriekayak8530]

I hope so LOL

[@bcdoggie]

I'm single and live alone. I'm pretty sure that my neighbors must think I'm crazy now because of how hard I was laughing while watching your video. I love clean humor such as yours, not only because it doesn't have a political agenda, which unfortunately is almost always the case nowadays and why I don't watch much stand up comedy anymore, but also because you are one of the funniest people around. Keep up the great work! ❤️

[@sazfretz1945]

Having had my first colonoscopy in '18, I was roaring because Jim described everything perfectly! I love this man!

[@richardmorris7063]

The procedure wasn't bad but that liquid you drink & the aftermath.One time I cheated & only drank half,don't do it I had to repeat the whole process.I lived in my bathroom!

[@DarthTwilight]

@richardmorris7063 Hahaha!! Magnesium Citrate.

[@tastymouse]

Reality is the funniest thing ever, when pointed out in the correct way. Jim, you have your finger on the pulse of reality!

[@kritikitti3868]

Let's hope Jim is wearing gloves😄👀😻

[@CalWillify]

Excellent comment.

[@kimberlyechols7280]

Thank you Jim for making me laugh so much. I love that you're a "clean" comic. You're so darn funny and it's like you're not even trying. I've been binging you on KZbin a lot lately and just wanted to say thank you

[@Ablestreet]

Jim is so funny. I like all of his stories about his wife and kids!

[@littleepic]

Thank you for what you do Jim. I think not only me, but many others appreciate you putting this clips out there during this time so we can all laugh.

[@elainedenardis7623]

They have helped cope too.

[@stug3719]

I've been coping really well. I was already lazy and not very social, lol.

[@HadassahHaman]

Yes!

[@johntoddtompkins3898]

First time I've seen/heard this...I'm sitting in my office at work putting my hand over my mouth to stop from laughing out loud and tears are rolling out of my eyes! I love Jim!! I just can't watch him at work...Image that, my boss won't let me goof off and watch stuff that makes me laugh so hard I start crying!!

[@sunsky4549]

No matter how many times I watch this guy he will always be hilarious

[@mikem919]

"You like photography? I got a job your gonna love"

[@josie4065]

“At one point, I thought I had stepped on a puppy” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “And afterward I went and rescued a pizza” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tonyuminski4075]

that puppy line brings tears from a 5-time scope dope...

[@melj3700]

Bro, whenever im stressing over homework, i just play Jim Gaffigan, and im happy and laughing. And i freakin LOVE that he’s clean. Sometimes. But like- Jim puts me in an AMAZING mood

[@jondunmore4268]

Shouldn't you be doing your homework?

[@KathyRobitaille-s9y]

Jim is my most favorite comedian. His material is so hilarious. 😂 the first time watching him was on Comedy Central. I was hooked. Cinco, Beyond the Pale… I absolutely love “Obsessed”. I’ve see it so many times, I lost count! 😅 his jokes make my day!

[@CaribbeanQueen72xx]

When he said “ my only hope is one day you get rescued “ I was on the floor 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevemcmahan8277]

Jim is the funniest comedian I believe I’ve ever seen. His delivery compounds his humor exponentially. With all the madness on our planet, the world needs to laugh. Having had a colonoscopy myself, I laughed so hard at Jim’s I started crying! Thank God for Jim Gaffigan!

[@duvancan]

You are the only comedian i watch. Tks for keeping your jokes clean!

[@vaughnkavon3993]

Thanks Jim, second or third time with this one. Still tickled me as much as the first time. I've recommended you to all of my daughters (five) so they can appreciate good comedy.

[@cjanderson2371]

I’m watching this as I’m prepping for a colon procedure, with a rescue dog at my feet 🤣

[@carriekayak8530]

Perfect😂

[@mikemilnes7093]

I've watched this skit many many times and I laugh just as hard as when i watched it the first time. Not many comedians can do that, he is a master.

[@patriciahiggins9718]

This guy makes me laugh like no one else… I hope he realizes how many people he is blessing with his humor…incredible talent!

[@donnacarrier4438]

Thank you for the "clean" humor! You are hilarious!!!

[@amendable5401]

How do you not have a million plus subscribers? Great stuff as always Mr. Gaffigan.

[@jimgaffigan]

thanks Jerry

[@amendable5401]

jimgaffigan Thank you good Sir. Honored to get a direct message from you. If you ever find yourself in Northern California and your opening act sprains his tongue in an unfortunate Karaoke incident AND you find yourself thinking “in all this Covid uncertainty “I wonder if there’s a guy who has over 20 years experience as a comic and an ER Nurse.” I know a guy. Seriously though congrats on the success to this point, and I wish you much more in the future.

[@nickisnyder3450]

Hooked on this guy! Love comedy that never offends! It's like going back to the good old days ...before comics thought every other word had to be a curse to be funny

[@mayatiita1]

3:18 ☺️ This guy is a comic genius ♥️ “What am I supposed to do. . . Feel feelings?!” 😂

[@vjohnson6464]

Thank God for Jim. How can someone be so funny? I sure needed him. Thank you buddy!

[@kathrynmeetz7275]

Ditto to all the comments...Jim...you have a true gift!

[@michaelselby7194]

Jim..?..you make my day everyday because of how humble and HILARIOUSLY REAL you are! thank for the laughs homie and God Bless ya!😉🤙🏼❤️~

[@goldieoldie4543]

Great comic. You always bring a smile to my old grouchy face.

[@richardmorris7063]

Must see stuff for people who r depressed.

[@DWGisblessed]

We love you!

[@hanselpollack4075]

I e seen it a dozen times…still laughing.😍😂

[@lindathomas2049]

The dislikes are from the former camera cleaners.

[@kritikitti3868]

Prob one of those jobs Mike Rowe (spelling) didn't do.

[@miamila9757]

😄

[@beverlycurles4323]

@@miamila9757 are there with last long but it a Joe Joe Cocker

[@adamcturnbull]

.... or Gastroenterologists ;)

[@shannon6708]

I am a nurse and that serum you are referring to is called "GoLytely ".lol!

[@robertlangley258]

The very best comic around. Good clean fun, I never ever tire of listening to him.😂

[@bekilturgut]

You are my number 1 stand up guy now

[@billybudd9994]

Hey Jim we're the same age but I only saw you on tv a few times probably when we were in our 30's. However, I just started watching your clips on KZbin and I can't stop laughing out loud! Seriously I think you are a comic genius. I only wish I would have gotten to know and appreciate you at an earlier time.

[@nancymorton5636]

You are always a gift to watch, Jim. Always!

[@yurriebraun1398]

Definitely one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard lmao

[@alvarorey9308]

"After that I rescued a pizza" Now I want pizza.

[@aprilleerose]

Wrre

[@dodgeguyz]

I want to rescue a plate of Nachos!

[@leandromartinez3444]

Genius. Smooth. Like listening to a story and I mean that with all DUE RESPECT. Timing is everything and Mr. Gaffigan has made that an art form.

[@robertahenderson5161]

I am a nurse , this is actually right on point lol

[@infonut]

Do you clean the camera?

[@jeffandjuliet]

Jim, you make me happy during these scary times. I dread the news every day but look forward to watching you. I hope you and your family stay healthy! --Juliet Thomas 🌹✌️✨

[@annem8152]

thank you Mr. Gaffigan, for your clean comedy. I appreciated it several years ago and I still do. I first saw you on Letterman when we were both younger and thinner.

[@loriesteeples578]

Jim is my favorite comedian! I agree that I love that he isn't foul mouthed. I like that he comments on his jokes like he's a member of audience.😂 audience

[@suebrown3465]

You know when you laugh and then cry (happy tears)..that's what this video did for me. “I thought I stepped on a puppy” “The Thumbs Down” family is back...just silent hecklers

[@patriciaberistain9558]

You are one of the best jim.

[@DeborahR-e2q]

I have to have both an endoscopy AND colonoscopy next week. At same time. So this was perfect for me this morning. Thank You Jim!!

[@andrewscotteames4718]

That part about the dad taking his kid on errands and grumbling about the federal government, hahaha I felt personally attacked

[@SweetChicagoGator]

Amazing family jokes and everyday life is always fun ! Thx much Jim ! ❤

[@firstaozlastaoz8212]

You make my day. So funny!

[@marlenehartley7742]

So funny, as usual. Thanks, Jim

[@antonyace2207]

The King (Baby) of clean comedy. I never get sick of your material.

[@utulangi6078]

Thank you for making me smile during these serious of times.

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

My dad gave me pretty much the same heads-up... if you have a 20-30 minute commute home from work and the medication says it takes about 30 minutes to kick in... don't drink it until you're already on the toilet. *Edit: He made it, but barely!

[@kritikitti3868]

Dude! How true!

[@scottward7813]

When they say stay close to the bathroom, they mean stay close to the bathroom!

[@joylong8897]

❤❤love this guy his family is his muse! 😂😂😂

[@martinmccomb2856]

Jim, i love your stand-up. It makes me laugh, and i think you're a very talented comedian. Keep doing what you're doing, and hopefully everything gets back to normal soon so you can get back to making us all laugh In the future

[@veram1803]

Thanks for sharing, you're the best!

[@rachaelmagerl4836]

He's spot on about the prep. I had to have a colonoscopy in my early 20s. The liquid you have to drink tastes beyond horrible. And when he said take a pillow and a book into the bathroom, he's telling the truth!!! By the time the pain and diarrhea stopped, hours later, pure clear liquid was coming out of me. I said to the doctor "you might wanna wear sunglasses because my insides have to sparkling by now" 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Then you don't poop for days because you are completely empty!

[@JoseRojas-bi6nx]

Jim thank you for all your talented and creative lines, it really puts a smile on me and I think on many others, during this difficult times we are living....

[@candace5258]

My daily laugh is right here with you and your fam.....so cute, awesome!

[@MartyMcFlyer]

Jim Gaffigan is one of my best ever discoveries on You Tube. Running Cinema Sins a close second.

[@charliedalziell682]

Thanks Jim. I love your stuff. You are the nearest thing I have to a life coach. Subscribed

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

You're one of my favorite comedians, no matter how many times I see the same video, it's hilarious

[@bnigh5495]

Some of the best stand-up ever. Loved it, the whole Noble Ape is amazing!

[@mickboisjoli2808]

"Yeah, I'm the only one to ever have diarrhea....In a hotel hot tub !"

[@christinabrown8840]

My favorite comedian ❤ we love him so much

[@Roger-ny9xr]

Laughed my ass off at this video. So disappointed your show was not renewed. Keep the laughs coming. Signed a BIG fan

[@KathyDNJ]

Thank you Jim for making me laugh about this horrid procedure now! 💖 You are my favorite realist and I laugh more with your videos than any others! 😷 PS: As a dog rescuer, thank you for saving a life! 🐕🐶

[@aprilleerose]

I get it, I have six kids who are now 11, 12, 13, 16, 18, and 20 and that’s how wait staff still looks at us 😆

[@jmdsc1]

My parents have 9 children... I didn't realize why our wait staff would change so often.... now I get it!

[@My89Rhythm]

Thank you for that 10 minutes of joy! Wishing you and your abundant family safety and love.

[@treedweezle]

When I come home after a 12 hr shift, I get out of my head and back in through the “funny curtains” .... Thanks to you, Jim 🤓

[@lorilovesmusic]

Jim you are such a sweetie pie! Thanks for the fun!

[@shawnnewcomer4879]

Your humor is like walking outside and taking a big breath of fresh air😂 It is so desperately needed. I'm not a comedian, but I realize that comedy thrives in places that are not very nice. Since everywhere is not very nice right now, it will make a difference everywhere👏👏👏

[@deadiemeyers1661]

As a Colon Cancer survivor I have had a LOT of colonoscopies over the years. Jim, you nailed that bit. 😂And yes, to anyone who is over forty, please get it done. Screening saves lives. And then you have a funny story to share. 😬

[@khalidamajoud4114]

Thank you sir for making us laugh and smile, especiallu through these rough times...

[@jimgaffigan]

So nice of you

[@mikerusso4312]

OH MY GOD!! when you said "i thought i stepped on a puppy" i lost it!! i couldn't stop laughing. i had to pause the video so i didn't miss any thing else you said.

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

Jim Is great during lockdown! Bing watching!

[@aliciamersdorf4426]

You are a Good Man.

[@FrankStephens-u5n]

You keep me laughing. Thank you.

[@duaneburris7ate9]

Anything I can do to increase your happiness just let me know. You are, after all, one of the few funny comedians who have graced the halls of Scooby Doo, and for that you are immortalized in history and my heart.😊 thank you.😮

[@bennyjetsaroundtheworld9047]

That fact you make a conscious effort to be a better dad is more than most

[@elenafetter9690]

Tears streaming down my face, trying to breathe, because I inhaled chai when I burst out laughing. Not such a bad way to go...listening to Jim!!😊🌈🌷🤣🤣🤣

[@DaisyMae1021.]

Love you, Jim. You talk about real things that happen, just hilarious! ❤️❤️❤️

[@jimdoyel5044]

I've watched some of your standup 5 or 6 times, and always, always, end up howling!

[@karlahartford6782]

OMG Wish that was longer!! I was laughing so hard!! Love you!!

[@hawksfan8870]

1:48 The echo sound just makes this joke even funnier!

[@andrewhernandez1275]

JIM you're awesome! Thanks for the laughs man

[@jimgaffigan]

My pleasure!

[@eastwingmb]

You are hysterical! Thanks so much.

[@vincep137]

First time viewer. Jim, your'e a funny man! Intelligent humor, relatable, and CLEAN! I'm a fan. Keep it up. 😁

[@Aintbovvered]

Jim makes me laugh out loud.

[@kathurtado13]

I fell the hell out when he said about running errands with his kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sharit7970]

Jim Gaffigan talks colonoscopy? I'm in!

[@MrJenniferwahl8]

you so cooolllll. A real man

[@Kcali111]

The jelly on the belly....lol The dog rescue story.

[@patriciahopey1384]

You are welcome. You make me laugh every day .Thank You. 3cheers from Canada