I didn’t get that delta joke until I started working at the airport…and now it makes me laugh even harder cause it’s 1000000% true
@shorthandable6 ай бұрын
😂
@XiontheRaptor6 ай бұрын
thats how my family feels about united. we enjoy delta honestly.
@ILikeDemocracy713 күн бұрын
Hear, hear!
@reflex69076 ай бұрын
Post rehab John is a mythical comedian he's slowing his delivery down because he's literally not on speed anymore glad he took care of himself
@Biggcatx4 ай бұрын
With what we know now about Mathew Perry, I'm beyond happy John got help. Hope he stays the corse.
@xbloxlive54543 ай бұрын
He's too pure to be on drugs❤
@v4mpyrf4e2 ай бұрын
@@xbloxlive5454he is not pure 💀
@rudolphguarnacci19729 күн бұрын
I think it's more figuratively.
@MrFBear7427 күн бұрын
Mythical?
@Rose-hh7mk5 ай бұрын
I love the juxtaposition between sober John and coked up John
@jacobbarnes37025 ай бұрын
“LOOKS LIKE THE VICTIM HAD ANAL CONTUUUUSIONS”
@wildfirefox16 ай бұрын
In hindsight, the story he told about trying to get a Xanax prescription via lying and manipulating the doctor appointment may have been a sign.
@B7UEYE6 ай бұрын
Sign of what
@hannahfanning95856 ай бұрын
@@B7UEYE frequent drug abuse, unfortunately. He did a whole special about his friends arranging an intervention and him going to rehab. I hear he's doing better, I hope so
@B7UEYE6 ай бұрын
@@hannahfanning9585 oh yeah I knew about that, for some reason the “lying and manipulating” made me think he did something else, i actually watched his first show out of rehab live, he seems to be doing much better
@errorsinconduct5 ай бұрын
i mean he has tons of skits about drugs way before the rehab so it shouldn't have been a surprise
@GBfanatic155 ай бұрын
he's been pretty open about being an addict
@Shady4Dayz5 ай бұрын
"You're a little fat girl aren't you?" Kills me everytime.
@mars_mallow_4 ай бұрын
ngl this is the one john mulaney line that i understand the concept behind but don’t get why it’s that funny? is there another layer i’m missing? like the rest of the joke is funny with the framing for murder bit but what the hell does “i’m a little fat girl” add to the joke i don’t get it?? what is the delta airlines person hypothetically doing by making him say that? what does being a little fat girl have to do with anything in the rest of the joke? it feels out of place
@ellasadboi17853 ай бұрын
@mars_mallow_ it's just a degrading thing to be. the person working at Wolfgang puck is calling him fat for wanting to eat and a little girl for whining, hence "you're a little fat girl"
@mars_mallow_3 ай бұрын
@@ellasadboi1785 oh it’s a reference??
@JohnRoberts3503 ай бұрын
@@mars_mallow_ No. it’s just a nonsensical thing for the bartender to say, because it’s insulting and doesn’t make any sense. Since, y’know, he’s not fat and not a girl.
@SilkyLew3 ай бұрын
It was so freaking random 😂
@lance56004 ай бұрын
my favorite from him is the ghost joke because at the end of the entire thing, it circles back to that. he was, in fact, the ghost his mother saw 😂😂😂
@Aaron_Sievers3 ай бұрын
Kind of weird to watch a mix of clips, where he's partly talking about going to rehab because of drugs and partly being on drugs.
@codeyourpassion2 ай бұрын
Exactly what I was thing. It feels in bad taste. Maybe go in chronological order?
@ZolaClyde6 ай бұрын
He’s so cute and funny, I love his sense of humor. I’m really glad he doing well, it’s not easy getting and staying sober.
@rb80586 ай бұрын
Get some sleep, tall child!!
@therealhansley4 ай бұрын
We all know why Tall Child couldn't sleep.
@RomiNa-wo6mu6 ай бұрын
No matter how many times i watch his jokes,i laugh out loud every time😂😂😂
@dumaskhan6 ай бұрын
Young man up there in the balcony.....cameraman shows statue of david.
@Rose-hh7mk5 ай бұрын
I NO SHIT THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO THE STATUE
@cmykathy24722 ай бұрын
@@Rose-hh7mkAnd then the statue answered him!
@bettywith2girlsАй бұрын
Several people have said that he did that rehab joke talking to the 11 yo. boy at several different venues...the same bit. There was no 11 yo. boy...he's THAT good!
@mary2004 ай бұрын
“IT’S JUST OUTBACK” gets me every time😭😭
@TwistedbutOptimistic4 ай бұрын
How has this man gone from looking 14 to looking 40? Were those drugs preservatives?? 😂😂
@Devildogs8084 ай бұрын
Depression
@SilkyLew3 ай бұрын
@devildogs1147 I mean you're comparing specials that are a decade apart from each other lol.
@lavenderdragonxАй бұрын
Time tends to do it
@addie_is_me6 ай бұрын
The 11-year-old! Love that whole bit.
@davidlucey13112 ай бұрын
I like the way he describes college. I get those request letters from my college. I’ve never actually used it like toilet paper and sent it back to them, but I sure wanted to.
@MCU_Wizard5 ай бұрын
“John Mulaney for 25 minutes straight” that moment when you realize his specials are an hour long each 😅
@Oregonduck093 ай бұрын
What?
@MCU_Wizard3 ай бұрын
@@Oregonduck09 the video is 25 a minute compilation of John Mulaney jokes, but all his Netflix specials are an hour ish and are an hours worth already
@joeymargraff80264 ай бұрын
“I pulled up my pants and shuffled away, feeling different and possibly gay.”
@christinehurford44772 ай бұрын
The entire delta airlines joke is one of my favorite 😂
@BobAtEvermore5 ай бұрын
Jesus did you decide where to cut these by spinning a number wheel?
@sarahrodenbaugh82594 ай бұрын
lol I thought the same thing!
@His_Masterpiece2 ай бұрын
His Ice-T, SVU impression! 😂
@sianspherica18 күн бұрын
"New In Town" is seriously one of the best stand-up specials ever. Every single joke and bit works absurdly well.
@josuecervantes22546 сағат бұрын
It holds up so amazingly well today, it aged like fine wine
@Nisced3 ай бұрын
We‘re gonna frame you for murder is probably my favorite of his jokes other than the trainstation at night one
@SilkyLew3 ай бұрын
Sober John is pretty raw. I love it
@thahomiegonzo402127 күн бұрын
"Were Delta Airlines... And Life Is A Fucking Nightmare!!!
@paulm14054 ай бұрын
"I waited for three hours" got NO reaction which I think is hilarious and sad at the same time😂😂
@SilkyLew3 ай бұрын
That just the norm. Even if you have a scheduled appointment 😂
@hammer-r2 ай бұрын
Get ready for the 2nd installment of the horse is loose in the hospital. lol.
@ILikeDemocracy713 күн бұрын
Truth.
@josephgovoni86645 ай бұрын
This show is one of the best works of John!!! He is so talented and funny...i hope je find true happiness and peace!!!! He Rocks
@Rabdom505 ай бұрын
Not him calling out Henry being my favorite part in the whole special 😂
@samuelbarber61774 ай бұрын
Makes sense that his dad killed Penelope. He killed Princess Diana.
@Bishlambo2 ай бұрын
my favorite stand up comedian
@SyMinh-e7u5 ай бұрын
ing his delivery down because he's literally not on speed anymore glad he
@vince6155 ай бұрын
I’m glad it’s not John mulaney for 25 minutes gay
@fandomcringebucket5 ай бұрын
Booooooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅
@jefforious20005 ай бұрын
this deserves so many more likes lololol Bravo
@KyChristensen5 ай бұрын
That would be funny too
@SilkyLew3 ай бұрын
I thought I was having a stroke trying to read this, but I realized I'm just a dumbass for not getting this dad joke.
@johnsmith62172 ай бұрын
Well done sir
@jefforious20006 күн бұрын
They're matched....
@tal7824Ай бұрын
10:52 the way he said crazy right? was Pete Davidson in the expression and voice and everything!
@DaveKovalComedy6 ай бұрын
Oh yay vertical video on youtube
@soieatlizards93405 ай бұрын
You can watch it either way.
@DaveKovalComedy5 ай бұрын
@@soieatlizards9340 no I can’t ITS ILLEGAL
@garysofko5 ай бұрын
Some of you are ahead of me....
@hharvey6492Ай бұрын
one person was very much behind him lol
@plasticity100013 күн бұрын
You should have ordered prominantly!
@originalswimcap6 ай бұрын
I still think about Love At First Sight at least once a week. School's out.
@vatop13043 ай бұрын
sad that the best part was cut out
@devimon6 ай бұрын
cut the joke properly, he was talking to a kid then it CUTTED.
@respect_standup_comedians6 ай бұрын
It will be a full joke ahead .
@thomash21476 ай бұрын
Cutted isn't a word. *"then it was cut too soon"*
@dianagarrison31385 ай бұрын
LOL
@bradwinfield56725 ай бұрын
Cutted 🤣
@honorewife5 ай бұрын
Cutted?
@Stonecold8313 ай бұрын
This is the best version of john
@anabelaalmeida7406 ай бұрын
John mulaney is the best!
@KrisKomarАй бұрын
This video is a widescreen aspect ratio with an embedded portrait video. No matter what orientation you have your phone in, this video will not look right. This video was edited to be for no device.
@gvrbeer74415 ай бұрын
Great compilation of set ups
@angiem602 ай бұрын
Best comedian, I wish I could see him in person ❤
@jdssurf3 ай бұрын
Absolutely one of the greats
@DanteInformal4 ай бұрын
No love for the JJ Bittenbinder joke! 😢
@TheSqueakGeek3 ай бұрын
Pre rehab, he was undortunately peak.
@angiem602 ай бұрын
Love his humor. He is so cute and makes me laugh!!!!
@TheDanishGuyReviews3 ай бұрын
25 minutes straight? More like 25 minutes should have been a gay man, but something went wrong at some point.
@burgintonАй бұрын
Dude's burnt out. This is a non issue. People take this stuff too seriously. Let some dude live his life.
@alexcrawford535016 күн бұрын
6:58 I feel like he was probably on cocaine or similar during this standup.
@babitferreira4 ай бұрын
The lack of The top half joke js alarming
@cardinalcar6 ай бұрын
I was watching stuff like this at his age, he’ll be ok
@Silva-je3bu3 ай бұрын
Always really like John. Thanks for you funny stories.
@daytonwoodford43866 ай бұрын
Like going to church n Atlanta
@Metsa256 ай бұрын
Always slays
@jettswither4 ай бұрын
6:43
@HlifeRomania916 ай бұрын
Thank you! 7:14
@jacobharvill4696 ай бұрын
he was in a van down y the river
@andreamcafee99706 ай бұрын
I always loved John but since he came out of rehab it seems a lot of jokes come from that. He also swears more than he used to.
@mom.left.me.at.michaels99516 ай бұрын
He was hardly ever a clean comedian. This video has examples the delta " life is a fucking nightmare" is pre rehab. He had jokes about doing coke in highschool 😅 there's a reason he got along with Pete Davidson
@sugarlovelolipop6 ай бұрын
Oh no, jokes about real life. Spoken like a real person.
@amnessie4 ай бұрын
I mean, he's only had one special since rehab and it was meant to be dedicated to his rehab story so it's kinda what you'd expect 🤷
@laylap174Ай бұрын
10:00 the way in which that didn't age well
@joylynne13435 ай бұрын
😂 Hilarious! 🤣
@necrosys57302 ай бұрын
Hey, so. Whoever is reading this (❤) You're stronger than whatever's controlling YOU right now. Yeah, you. Insatiable you. Mommy let you use her iPad. You were BARELY two. And it did all the things 🎶 We designed it to do.
@thehappyjt2 ай бұрын
how can you cut out every punchline for 25 minutes...
@plantyfan6 ай бұрын
3:44 So basically, this is encouragement for voters to go Biden/Harris
@GeminiRosche6 ай бұрын
Not any more, lol. Now it’s just encouragement to vote Harris and whoever her running mate will be
@ZolaClyde6 ай бұрын
@@GeminiRosche Yay🤗
@zaboi67672 ай бұрын
Tough
@karimdib4436Ай бұрын
i cant deal with the zoomer editing of the first clip
@jeffreyrodman2 ай бұрын
The aggressively portrait-mode video throughout becomes annoying. This isn't a TikTok, just let it flow in landscape.
@ASleepyTanuki3 ай бұрын
Pretty fucked up to bring an 11 year old to John mulaney show
@respect_standup_comedians3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@SilkyLew3 ай бұрын
I think it was a plant
@ASleepyTanuki3 ай бұрын
@@SilkyLew pretty fucked up to plant a child in an adult comedian’s show.
@SBSchwift5 ай бұрын
Now John Mulaney for 25 minutes gay
@royvalencia78683 ай бұрын
Thumbs down for the aspect ratio.
@philwright24806 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@healdogtoe2c4 ай бұрын
Overedited.
@jeremybr20203 ай бұрын
OK, so the way I see it, the purpose of this video is to give us what I imagine are really funny jokes, but I don't know for sure, because you have taken away most of the punchlines. OK.....OK.....Hmmm....That's not the route I would've taken personally. But.....OK.
@FranciscoQuinonez-tb7wvКүн бұрын
Nope. 🙅🏽♂️
@triciadavis98342 ай бұрын
😢Still like him, but lost respect on how he dumped first❤ wife..either he kept her in dark for years, or she knew and put up with it, but she seemed to totally be caught off guard and devasted. I I know we're not supposed to get into famous people's lives or draw conclusions about them, but what he did was pretty cold and callous And I don't want to hear about his his new wife. I like jokes about the short Jewish woman
@rbarnett32006 ай бұрын
Wait, what? John Mulaney is gay??
@dumaskhan6 ай бұрын
no, he's just a tall child.
@reviewerofcomments5 ай бұрын
only 3/4ths
@danlangston27175 ай бұрын
You do know that he is married to Olivia Munn, right? Has a kid...
@rbarnett32005 ай бұрын
@@danlangston2717 Dang. You're right! He's the campest straight person ever then. I stand corrected. Man, he'd be welcomed as one of their own in every gay club anywhere though. Even his stories sound gay (and I'm not saying that disparagingly). I apologise to him and to you. I just thought he was clearly obviously gay. Sorry.
@lindigrindi14084 ай бұрын
And a dog
@arnoldcelms72134 ай бұрын
Bad montage.
@TheEleatic5 ай бұрын
I think he sucks.
@rocklee63063 ай бұрын
I don’t think he cares
@SilkyLew3 ай бұрын
Congratulations
@douglasmatthew48846 ай бұрын
Really, really unfunny, in love with himself and his very banal existence.
@inigo1375 ай бұрын
You owned him, NameBunchofNumbers
@douglasmatthew48845 ай бұрын
@@inigo137 Maybe he could be the next Paul Lynde in a revamp of Hollywood Squares.
@jefflindeman4 ай бұрын
I had to stop a few minutes in because bits weren’t being finished. There’d be a great set-up with some funny quips and gone, next unfinished bit. Frustrating