Doom Annihilation - Ultra Nightmare

[@Gggmanlives]

Hey guys, this will probably be taken down, blocked, de-monetised, etc, soon so get it while it's hot. I had to put the stupid border around the footage to throw off the scent of KZbin bots. Hope you enjoy the video!

[@MrPwner911]

@HSRGV no u

[@Senior666]

Always love you're video's dude 👌

[@TitaniumRobotSeacow]

@@Senior666 bone app the teeth

[@harbingerdown9877]

GmanLives keep up the good work man. 🤘

[@rdm0108]

You took one for the team with this one. Thank you brother!

[@tullussulla6167]

"We have nothing to do with it" -Doom Twitter

[@chrism1966]

🤣😂

[@lukefurno1151]

Tullus Sulla gg Doom’s Twitter gg

[@setsers1]

😆

[@thomasrichards460]

So well said.

[@SleepyDroid]

haha and we can clearly see that :D

[@MaitreMechant]

DOOM movie, no Cyberdemon "what a shame" - JC Denton

[@Lugbzurg]

That's two for two now.

[@slutbunwallah]

That rhymed pretty well

[@goblinphreak2132]

at least it had imps throwing fireballs.... the first doom didnt

[@IcedPTO]

*lips smack*

[@Chinaman2]

what a rotten way to die.

[@bananachild1936]

*"Who needs a Doomguy?"* tweeted the actress, was the moment where I believe she instantaneously cuts another huge percent of the audiences interest to buy and watch a direct-to-video movie that's already "Doomed" to fail ever since its first trailer was shown.

[@HellRider_]

I'd definitely prefer a Doomgal. Just in a better production.

[@solaireastora5394]

Tbf same, just make it some anger woman who rips and tears until it is done, no talking just a gal and a gun, make it the doomslayers daughter with a super shotgun

[@Arkaeus04]

Rule one of doom franchise don’t talk shit about Doomguy. He’ll curve stomp you into oblivion.

[@edgarallenpo8330]

Doomslayers reply: THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE *EXCPET YOU.*

[@gamephreak5]

@@solaireastora5394 NO, that's freaking dumb. GET RID OF THIS FEMINAZI BS! There's only ONE Doom Slayer, and it's DoomGUY!

[@cameronscott7304]

"A two hour movie with a guy just going around killing stuff would be boring." Uh. John Wick 1-3 disagrees with you.

[@bimawhynot]

The Raid too.

[@johnwicktherealoneiam]

Yup i disagree!

[@evan4856]

But that’s what doom is all about 😂non stop killing and violence

[@fierysmile2929]

Hard Boiled also disagrees.

[@therainenetwork3510]

Dredd?

[@halowillneverbegoodagain1868]

A "Doom" movie with a Doom Girl named Joan Dark? Cant wiat for the Halo movie with Master Chick whose real name is Samantha Aran

[@unoriginalperson72]

fuxk cheese Fuck

[@Texelion]

I'd watch that. Zero Suit Samantha.

[@ExtraordinaryJackson]

@@Texelion Yeah, but Samantha Aran is played by Rebel Wilson.

[@Skibbi198]

Yeah but Master Chick is a cool name. That or Mistress Chief.

[@Zippo1st]

Let me think a second..... 🤢🤮

[@khanman8113]

“I’ve watched the film 3 times” You poor, insane man

[@MrHaloman95]

Khan Man I barely made through it, it was so god awful.

[@khanman8113]

Mr. Leone I’d assume so. It does not look like a cinematic masterpiece by any means

[@Hades-yy5qq]

This is a poor excuse of an adaptation of doom just like the 2005 one

[@thedude9913]

@@Hades-yy5qq at least 2005 version is watchable and its better than dis shit And also dwayne johnson

[@DanielLopez-zt4ig]

Lol

[@FeudalRoach]

"Two hours of one guy just running around and killing things over over and that's kind of boring." *angry John Wick noises*

[@gracefool]

Nah the fact that the John Wick character talks makes it 1000% more viable as a movie... Hardcore Henry though, that had the right formula.

[@FeudalRoach]

@@gracefool It wasn't John talking that made it viable, he barely spoke, what made it viable was emotional attachment. (Dog and dead wife)

[@ReaperGrimm5594]

Honestly, if we could have had DOOM Flavored Hardcore Henry, that would have been awesome

[@phil_5430]

John Wick is overrated

[@pinklightninggacha]

I would love to see a movie version of doom 2016 not the piece of shit they made

[@fawkes6780]

"Who needs a doomguy?" That particular quote didnt age well.

[@mrblack7661]

She needed doom Slayer at the end of the movie

[@Master-Bait]

maybe women do hate men's fun things

[@wraps_and_decals_by_daniel]

More like who needs this movie

[@DarkRipper117]

Makes such a comment about the entire protagonist of the whole franchise.......lol.... Never did they think it would be their undoing..😂😂

[@setsers1]

😂😆🤣WHY WOULD IT *_EVER_* AGE WELL

[@imthedude2351]

"Joan Dark" "Joan D'Arc" Jesus Christ could you be anymore hamfisted?

[@kabob0077]

Joanna Dark.

[@unoriginalperson72]

Joan Arc

[@matchmakerchris7617]

@@kabob0077 Joanna Dark is in all probability a reference to Joan of Arc, the french medival heroine.

[@cmdrvalen]

@@matchmakerchris7617 Yep, the director said himself it's a reference to Joan of Arc.

[@Thebossstage1]

The funny thing is the real life Joan never fought in any battles she was more of a mascot for the French.

[@LdNidd]

Here's my pitch for a Doom movie: don't center the action on the Doom marine/Doom Slayer, but have him be in the film. Instead, have the main focus be a small group of scientists and soldiers trying to get through the chaos and violence alive as things get progressively worse and their numbers dwindle. At the same time, make it clear that the Doomslayerguy is doing his thing. Have him be just a force of nature crashing through the entire facility, wrecking demon shit, and occasionally intersecting with the main characters. The first time could be relatively innocuous, the second chaotic to the point they don't know which of the many entities present is the center of the storm, and then by the third encounter/sighting (even just quick glances or glimpses in the background of scenes that the characters don't notice but the audience does) will establish the Doomslayerguy as the unstoppable righteous badass he is. He'd get character development in small moments, things like slamming doors shut/sealing them behind him so that survivors like the main characters can't accidentally follow him into the thickest combat zones; or during a scene where he's in the same room as our survivors he can notice that they're not properly armed to adequately defend themselves against the oncoming demonic hordes, so he'll casually toss them his weapon as he moves towards his next target cracking his knuckles - maybe with a surge of red energy through his suit like he's activating Berserk. And of course the finale would have him swoop in and save (what's left of) the day in classic one-many-army style ultra-violence, allowing the last main character(s) to escape, only to turn around and dive straight back into it ("it" in this case being literal Hell, because that's where the climax would obviously take place) without hesitation, rest, or recognition. I think this approach would solve the two biggest problems with a Doom movie: characterizing Doomguy and trying to balance his power fantasy in-game persona with the necessary vulnerability characters need to maintain tension. The audience would be there to see Doomguy curbstomp demon ass, and they'd get it, but they'd also get characters that are more than just names given to future corpses. The plot would be simple, but simple doesn't mean bad: good characters and good action can make the simplest plot magic, ala Mad Max Fury Road.

[@iennefaLsh]

Intriguing idea. I'd love to see Doomguy as a side character that occasionally comes to help the main protagonists.

[@LdNidd]

@@iennefaLsh I think the key to making it work would be ensuring that he didn't feel like a deus ex machina that just showed up when the main crew encountered anything serious. They'd need to fight and suffer and die on their own, and the Doom Slayer would have to be shown as independent of them, but not unwilling to help when he does notice. One way to add to that feel would be to have glimpses of the Slayer in the backgound, or maybe briefly seen as a door closes or on a floor that passes as the crew goes up an elevator, or even just the sounds of demons getting slaughtered a couple rooms over in the background after catching a glimpse of him to confirm he's still nearby. Then those things could be capitalized on so that the Slayer could encounter the protagonists, but in a way that would make sense for him, like crashing through a wall fighting a demon, or blasting his way inside the base after a battle on the surface of Mars, etc. I genuinely think it could work. But I don't know that anyone in Hollywood would ever agree to that kind of a script, where the "main" character is in less than 1/4th of the film on screen.

[@MrHungryforbeats]

YES this the way to do it !

[@julienvergne6478]

@@LdNidd Truly great idea!

[@LdNidd]

@@MrHungryforbeats Thank you very much! I really wish there was a chance of seeing it happen one day. Maybe I should try writing a script/treatment and sending it to id :P

[@Watchin4story]

A movie that was made in 2019 but looks like it was 20 years ago.

[@o_o-037]

20? More like 40. Looks like it was made in the 80s.

[@leegsy]

It was better than the Doom movie from 2005.

[@redsatoshiketchum9229]

@@leegsyFuck no, 2005 was shitty yet it's kind of watch able if you take some parts out compare to this pile of crap movie

[@guilleperez7493]

Dont embarrass old films comparing it with this full trash.

[@Y2Kr4SHM4N]

IWatch4Story Problem: movies were actually good over twenty years ago.

[@BroBurg445]

"where does it say that doomguy has to be a guy?" "in the name doomguy."

[@milklesstea6091]

Ben Shapiro.

[@Arkaeus04]

They dumb as bricks

[@kilometer5082]

The actress also said something sexist like that ,that u don't need a doomguy

[@Toby-ou4gp]

@@TARINunit9 Know what defines a Doomguy fans want in movie? IDDQD IDKFA

[@hallo-mt5tx]

@Lord Fuzzle it is stupid of them to do it even if it wasnt some agenda driven thing you cant just take a character who has fans with expectations and change him for no reason and expect it to go over well thats like doing a lord of the rings movie and making aragorn and frodo female just because

[@Degthehalls]

Just do hardcore Henry’s plot with doom characters easy

[@acemcknight2407]

Yeah this is about right

[@LtMcMuffin87]

Fucking this.

[@kabob0077]

Needs more Biting Elbows.

[@haveyouseenthisman1676]

Bruh! Is it wierd I thought of that too

[@LtMcMuffin87]

@@kabob0077 could you imagine Doomguy smashing imps to "Anarchy?" haha

[@Jim-lg8sf]

“2 hours of a random guy running around killing everything is boring.” Mate have you ever seen Killer Bean Forever?

[@mitchellbailey6258]

You mean the bible?

[@Jim-lg8sf]

@@mitchellbailey6258 exactly

[@camarox8597]

That's and hour and 24 minutes doe 😳

[@CrimesForDimes]

@@camarox8597 And it's a masterpiece

[@CrimesForDimes]

Bruh the holly movie

[@anulfungus6793]

The 'Fight Like Hell' cinematic trailer was a million times better then this

[@joshuagraham5750]

Doom 3 was better than this film

[@ExcaliburHeavyBattlecruiser]

@@joshuagraham5750 The 2005 Doom movie was better than this in most aspects.

[@szpaQ83]

"Fight like hell" commercial have bigger budget than this movie.

[@wonkabars6982]

Seriously. All they gotta do is literally take that 30 second commercial and turn it into a 90-120 minute action romp.

[@Firefox13A]

TheOverLordOfDank damn right

[@robertschaffer596]

""Imps show up to throw adobe after effect balls to the marines ?D I'm dying :D

[@Toby-ou4gp]

"Two hours of one guy running around killing everything over and over" damn it, that's EXACTLY what a doom movie should be!

[@vinnyc.1265]

You obviously don't know how to write a script.

[@agentlunky8003]

Vinny C. Doom itself doesn’t really have a script.

[@conorkelly6486]

Exactly

[@nguyenbagiap7433]

@@agentlunky8003 "Doom" itself is a script.

[@kinganarkzie]

That would be shit.

[@enchilordo8562]

I think the writers forgot that Doom is about you killing a shit ton of bad guys, not bad guys killing a shit ton of you

[@GoklasM]

Changing doomguy to doomgirl was actually a good move. Like, they knew the movie will be just a pile of shit, so they don't want to bring Doomguy in this mess.

[@thefool5259]

they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@assembled1855]

In Gears 5, they have a female protagonist.

[@Nothing-of2pm]

@@assembled1855 That's entirely different. Gears doesn't have any direct main character. Marcus was just the main character we happened to have for the first three and that's only if you're playing alone. Doomguy, Doom Marine and Doom Slayer are the main characters. You can't just one day decide to change that. That's just ridiculous.

[@ThugNipples]

That, right there, gave me hope for the franchise. I agree, Doomguy was shielded from being a part of this disgrace!

[@Nothing-of2pm]

Agreed. They did do good not adding doomguy to this disgrace. Even the 2005 version was better despite being inaccurate as hell. They just need to make a quality flim based off of 1&2.

[@KillThad]

I love how this film has made people retroactively appreciate the 2005 Doom movie.

[@XombieLejon66]

"SEMPER-FI, MOTHERFUCKER " is still one of the greatest lines The Rock has ever said

[@michaelpitcher2820]

Uh....this has way more to do with doom than that 2005 aliens and not hell beasts disaster. Nothing about that movie says doom to me other than the last 10 minutes of the movie. This at least looks like it's trying to be an actual doom story. I just completely disagree.

[@Lugbzurg]

@@michaelpitcher2820 Unlike the 2005 film, this film decides that the "demons" aren't mutations, but just aliens, much like the novels.

[@rayyanali4471]

@@michaelpitcher2820 Neither are accurate due to complete lack of Doom Marine/ Slayer. Seriously how could you all miss this one very crucial factor of the game. Imagine making a Mario movie without Mario or a Sonic flick without Sonic. There is no excuse for this crap.

[@NerdyPro]

At least they had the cool first person perspective on 2005

[@u-8743]

Gman, if you ever get tired of games and want to expand your channel, I would totally watch your film reviews.

[@acewolfgang276]

Preferably videogame movies though, I don't want him to become the next Angry Joe.

[@KillThad]

@@acewolfgang276 Reminder that Angry Joe gave Suicide Squad an 8/10 and Blade Runner 2049 a 6/10. That alone should tell you something.

[@u-8743]

@@acewolfgang276 Joe is a try hard to be funny twat. Gman has always been genuine and natural. No worries.

[@phaolo6]

@@brandon17760 BR 2049 9/10... for me it was barely a 7/10. 9/10 more like the original.

[@Requiem100500]

"Boy, I sure wish Doom only had zombies and imps for monsters, and didn't have Doom Guy" - said no one, ever

[@sillyfella2009]

Also the zombies look like budget zombie Jason Voorhees and the imps look like generic horror movie bad guys

[@rvc7468]

and instead of the zombies using guns like they did in Doom, why don't we just make them the generic Walking Dead zombies that use zerg rush tactics in contrast to the ambushes of the Shotgun guys and Chaingun guys?

[@bryansbag]

Hear me out: Hardcore Henry film style but Doom Movie

[@thefool5259]

you have the right idea

[@tylerbrock4068]

Yes

[@vm7528]

This. Mute protagonist, 2 hours of mindless violence and story narrated by side characters. Instant 10/10

[@raygoza91c]

@@vm7528 No narration. Just a text briefing in the beginning.

[@vm7528]

@@raygoza91c That could work too. And lot of metal music

[@FegeleintheLostTapes]

This and Mortal Kombat have taught me one thing: the word "annihilation" in the title of a video game-based movie is always a bad sign.

[@Commanderhurtz1]

Except for Total Annihilation the game, I've heard that game was awesome.

[@noVva555]

Like putting force in your game title is also a bad sign

[@billbrogan4933]

But the word Annihilation in a movie title is a sign it's a crazy sci-fi adventure

[@retrorampager5373]

Peter Francisco That talking bear spooked me.

[@XRandomXShinigamiX]

"... Shao Khan is my brother." Imagine my young shocked expression, but considering it was made in the 90s without SJW pandering, I'll watch MK Annihilation any day!

[@Razer5542]

This movie is literally aliens colonial marines, among movies.

[@retrorampager5373]

Razer Except that we knew this movie was gonna flop the moment the trailer came out.

[@Razer5542]

@@retrorampager5373 True

[@setsers1]

Was colonial marines that bad?

[@mohamedshahirmohamedmorsy6544]

@@setsers1 it's playable at least

[@helint7745]

@@setsers1 well, i played and it had so many bugs that it was fun

[@SleepyAdam]

They missed a huge opportunity to name the Doom girl "Crash".

[@archieames1968]

you think they give a sh^t about backstory?

[@brendanpaglalunan1947]

zandronum reference?

[@TheOneZytel]

@@brendanpaglalunan1947 Quake 3 Arena reference, Crash was Doomguys (in Q3A he is called just "Doom") instructor and the first enemy you fight against in the campaign.

[@brendanpaglalunan1947]

@@TheOneZytel oh sorry i have never played quake

[@SleepyAdam]

@Nero Redivivus not any more obscure than naming her after a character from a whole other developer's series.

[@EXMachina.]

Seriously the way this movie it's recorded makes me want to puke, i feel like i'm watching some KZbin parody done by KZbin itself.

[@G4kan260]

Looks like something from a low budget syfy tv show

[@ignaciotaborda6538]

I mean this movie recording falls into amateur level, in a bad way, because there is a lot of indie and amateur movies/clips are quite good

[@Chinaman2]

Here's an idea how the movie should went: - No Respond of any UAC Facility - Squad of Marines get sended to investigate - All expect one getting slaughered - Sole marine Survivor fights his way through demons. - finds out there was a mad scientist that is deep into hell cult and opened a portal to hell. - Finds the Doom slayer locked up or maybe fighting through the facility passing by. - Doom *MARINE* and Doom *SLAYER* teaming up to defeating the demons and mad scientist. - Cool action Scenes. THE END. took me 5 minutes.

[@harlannguyen4048]

I'm assuming the Doom Marine is basically the player character in Doom 3?

[@Chinaman2]

@@harlannguyen4048 nah. just some regular marine that kicks demon asses with the slayer

[@Chinaman2]

@@ddxinthehouse isn't Doom guy and Doom slayer the same ? because their armor looks similiar. especially in *Doom Eternal.*

[@MegariskyYT]

@@ddxinthehouse Im quite sure that Doomguy and Doom Slayer are the same person. I dont think the protagonist of the first two games had an official name, and then Id gave him the official name of Doom Slayer for the release of DOOM 2016

[@MegariskyYT]

@@ddxinthehouse Not exactly a theory, that's just what I assumed given the lore

[@beheadedfrito3544]

Doom movie could work if it was like Hardcore Henry. Silent protagonist, action and gore, secondary characters dying all the time.

[@J3f3R20n]

Even if the character did talked in the movie....it could work if at least they actually tried to make a movie faithful enough to the game. idk, John Wick with gore and demons; or Rambo 5 with demons; or idk, Dredd but he is locked in a facility or on hell with demons...

[@LivresAudio]

DOOM 2016 has an epic story if you read the codex. If they ever make a movie they can make a trilogy: Origin (the past story of the doom slyer), the present (DOOM 2016), the future (DOOM Eternal). And this is never going to happen and we are stuck here with DOOM Annnihilation: Bull$hit Edition.

[@Lugbzurg]

@@LivresAudio Doom 1993 has an epic story if you read the manual and walls of text, along with paying close attention to the environment. If you wanna throw in the things that were added to the story later, like Quake III Area adding the Crash and Phobos characters to the backstory and Wolfenstein RPG giving The Cyberdemon Lord a backstory, it gets even better. People just take John Carmack's infamous quote way to hard to heart. There's actually a pretty rad story in the original game, plus Hell on Earth, if you're into really irreverent rule of cool stuff like Devil May Cry.

[@shadmere]

I think a Doom movie could work if the main characters were someone OTHER than Doom Guy. He's there, but he's like a force of nature. The characters are essentially trying to help him get at the demons. Like maybe he's fighting a room of demons but doesn't have his weapons, but because he's outnumbered and weaponless, he can't break away easily. So they have to arm him. Or maybe they have to go get the BFG for him near the climax. Or open doors for him, find keys, etc. Maybe they are the ones who need to uncover the mystery and discover where the party has to go next in order to close the Hellgate, even though Doom Guy is the only one who really stands a chance against the demons. Hell, we could have some tense stealth sections where the main characters need to sneak around a few demons in order to access a computer, or restore power to an airlock, or something. They could even kill a few here and there. Bonus points if you make THEM look relatively badass just by using their brains, technology, and teamwork to take down a cacodemon that was hunting them down. Then a bit later on, have Doom Guy just jump right on top of one and start ripping and tearing.

[@MrGlobbits]

Q: Who needs the Doomguy? A: This entire film.

[@Thebossstage1]

"Everyone tried their best" 🎵 And I guess their best wasn't good enough🎵

[@gunner6094]

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[@ryujijitei]

Honestly, I can't even agree with that, it seems pretty damn cynical going by the script.

[@klonoaguntz8309]

It was simply the wrong people

[@DeadMouseis]

DOOM GUY

[@itaybron]

how to actually make a doom movie: copy hardcore Henry but with better effects and a doom theme. boom you're done, where's my golden globe?

[@Iddqd328]

They really want to pretend that it's too hard for a low budget, but CMON, Blair Witch did it. Or just put a go pro on someone's head while holding a gun.

[@siegfriedgottz698]

Hardocre Henry was filmed on a shoestring budget to and it was fucking sick.

[@MarquisLeary34]

Noah Antwieler said it best on how to actually make a Doom movie; 1-Get at least 10 million in budget. 2-Hire a small army of stunt coordinators and practical gore effect specialists. 3-Hire The Rock 4-Open the film with The Rock giving the People's Eyebrow before rappelling into Mars base and make the other 99 minutes one long stunt reel. It'll be vapid, hollow as hell, nonsensical at time, but it would be METAL and it would be DOOM.

[@Ug-lordetheunmovable]

You missed the music, you gotta add the music

[@majortom1155]

Couldn't agree with more Either make it in harcore Henry style or get some big budget and make it "like john wick" less talking and more shooting and action

[@nikrusty]

"4 more imps show up and start throwing Adobe fireball presets at everyone" Lmao! Corridor crew should make this movie

[@sheikhspeare6637]

That's a great idea. Imma go comment this on their latest video.

[@setsers1]

XDDD

[@lonewolfgamingplus379]

When she runs to the health station at the beginning, I immediately shouted: PRESS 'A' !

[@RockinEnabled]

???

[@CritStanley]

@@RockinEnabled In Doom 3 you press A to get health from these health stations. :P

[@RockinEnabled]

@@CritStanley LOL it has dawned on me only now that Doom 3 wasn't played just on PCs xD Did you mean Xbox? A to use anything?

[@CritStanley]

@@RockinEnabled Yep. A button is the universal "use" button on most games. But Doom 3 never saw a Gamecube port, so yes. I speak of Xbox. :P

[@johnhanson5527]

Just give us hardcore Henry with doom guy. I need that.

[@anduro7448]

Yes

[@ottovonbismarck7646]

Why? Just get the game!

[@MagpieDynamics]

Honestly, Hardcore Henry is pretty much the best video game movie ever, despite not actually being based on a video game.

[@Cretaal]

My thoughts exactly. If doomguy is the protagonist, it must be hardcore henry with more gore. Otherwise... I say let doomguy save the standard marine's asses a few times before making mince meat out of hell when he inevitably deus-ex-machina's the protagonist out of getting stomped. Then we get to see the bfg used to it's full potential 0.0

[@iambobo227]

F#@k yeah

[@radicamooselimb]

This movie was so bad that Doom Eternal was delayed until March 2020, just so we don't associate it with this movie.

[@mvksk3809]

The devs even said that Doom as a franchise has nothing to do with the movie.

[@Liminal.Headspace]

@Eerimen Bzej So that's where the whole budget for this dumpster fire went: bribing Bethesda

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

@Eerimen Bzej They probably paid Bethesda a lot of money just to let them make the film.

[@sega62s]

Those new movies are so bad, it must be someone real stupid to start such projects....unoriginal and badly act and useless music....

[@mle1872]

@Eerimen Bzej The people who bought the rights to use the property can make horrible shit despite the creators consent. If they did see what the movie was about, I don't think they'd 'allow' it. Unfortunately they don't have a choice on the matter.

[@zenhaelcero8481]

"Joan Dark" could also be a reference to Joan D'Arc. The movie is just oblivious enough to literally name the lead character Joan of Arc. That was my first thought when hearing her name.

[@MrHungryforbeats]

Zenhael Cero yes i think that's where they were going with this

[@andryuu_2000]

Yeah because she's a holy christian soldier that fights for evil, just like Joan D'Arc, so original, like no one has ever done this.

[@LeriHunter]

I did think at first that it was a reference to Johanna Dark, the protagonist of Perfect Dark (another good FPS serie), but upon seeing the movie, I realized I gave those dumbf*cks more credits than what was due.

[@Ghost7065]

That's actually what it is Confirmed by the director himself. He wanted something with Christian ties to allude to the religious aspect of the Games.

[@raddox7]

If you have CC on, the subtitle does say Joan d'Arc when he first mentioned it

[@MooncricketsInc]

This makes Doom with the Rock look like an Oscar performance. Hope they leave Duke,BJ and Kratos alone.

[@JHJH10000]

They already got BJ

[@LordofMovies91]

I'd say we got a good version of Duke already. Bruce Willis as Korbin Dallas in "The Fifth Element" is essentially Duke Nukem. I'll take it as it's a fun film and loved by most people I know.

[@andryuu_2000]

Nah, still a shitty movie

[@andryuu_2000]

@@JHJH10000 What's wrong with bj

[@LeriHunter]

@@andryuu_2000 corny as f*ck but at least it was enjoyable. I'd even say it's what makes it enjoyable. The latest Wolfenstein games are kinda killing the series. While the New Colossus is a mixed bag, Young Blood is just bad.

[@aaron4820]

13:55 "It'd just be two hour of one guy just running around and killing things" Expected hard cut to John Wick..

[@godzilla7250]

John wick still has an actual story tho, and theres a bunch of non action scenes

[@NebLleb]

Y'know, I think "I'M YOUR ULTRA NIGHTMARE, MOTHAFUCKAS!" might just end up becoming a punchline for military incompetence in horror cinema.

[@jillvalentinefan77]

My whole body overloaded with cringe. The line, the delivery. I think some brain is leaking out of my ear.

[@williamjackson3461]

That or Doom meme. It might get referenced in DOOM ETERNAL, just sayin'.

[@ic1ph3r]

Dude I laughed so hard))

[@shawklan27]

@@jillvalentinefan77 I had to walk away from my phone after hearing that shit plus that bj blaskovich scene

[@Lat3ksi]

He's speaking to the audience!

[@Demonhornz]

The one thing you needed for Doom was Doom guy. You failed.

[@the_unded6173]

It's Doom MA'AM!!

[@SinaelDOverom]

And also Demons. Lots of demons. Not just some zombies and basic imps.

[@judsongaiden9878]

In the '90s, Do0mguy could have been played by either Michael Biehn or Tom Berenger.

[@rayar3234]

I feel like it really needed the doom soul, y'know, fast paced and brutal action. Even though doomguy is badass, i woild be ok with another protagonist as long as the movie wasn't horse shit

[@Demonhornz]

@@SinaelDOverom Anything can have hordes of demons. But Doom has Doomguy to rip through them. If it had just been a zombie apocalypse, but Doomguy was slaughtering his way through it full-force, it'd still be Doom, baby.

[@DeepEye1994]

If you want a "strung female character" shooting monsters... why not just do a Metroid film?

[@psychedeliccarrie5921]

I'd love to see a Metroid film, but Incels will probably ruin it by trying to claim Samus was a boy all along.

[@DeepEye1994]

@@psychedeliccarrie5921 I find that very hard to see happen considering how much fanart Samus has gotten, everyone knows she's a woman. The thing I fear is that she'll be a blandly written character that does everything to not "offend" Tumblr crowds, much like the protagonist of this Doom movie, she's boring as hell. If Alex Garland (Sunshine, Dredd, Ex-Machina, Annihilation) writes the script I would have no fear.

[@Ammoniumbicarbonat]

DeepEye1994 Except Alex Garland isn’t a hack trying to make a cheap buck creating derivative video game film adaptations, like whoever made this was.

[@gunide]

@@psychedeliccarrie5921 I'm sure "incels" would love a movie with Samus, as long as it isn't used as a propaganda weapon. Keep it just like the games. Just her and isolation. No male characters, no extra female characters. Just her vs. aliens, space pirates and hopefully Ridley. That's what the whole series is about. Being completely alone in an uninhabitable planet investigating some phenomenon. Also, your argument is completely fabricated. Nobody actually claims that Samus is a boy.

[@lindinle]

You mean the same incels that might turn violent after watching joker? Fuck off.

[@No5elfCTRL]

"If it was faithful to the game it would just be two hours of one guy running around killing things over and over" I'd watch that! Doomguy all the way

[@GentleHeretic]

"They continued making the film for the love of the source material" Damn, that is some astounding optimism for a company that is Universal's equivalent to The Asylum.

[@Kubadaniels]

asylum films were satire for me

[@akimbofurry2179]

Umm that is not who made the film, he got sent there, and given crap budget, cuz the studieo did not want to risk the budget of a propper movie, frankly I think the guy would of aced it, if he had the budget to do so.

[@alucard624]

@@akimbofurry2179 Agreed. With the VERY low budget he had he did the best he could. At least this adaptation is closer to the source material than the 2005 film.

[@akimbofurry2179]

@@alucard624 I wish more would of been a bit more fair to it. Was a fine b movie

[@ulrichnietzsche4329]

Doom Annihilation is the most disappointing thing since my son.

[@Enclavefakesoldier]

Sorry I couldn't live up to your ridiculous expectations DAD

[@darrylferguson3622]

At least your son has a chance to improve though

[@Razer5542]

Oof

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

Can I have a pizza roll?

[@jr0588]

😂😂😂

[@siddsen95]

Loved the OG Doom sound effects edited into the action scenes. I think we'd all rather watch Doom Annihilation : Gman Cut

[@RollingDodge]

"A 2-hr movie about a guy going around killing stuff would be boring." Well choreograph action movies, martial arts movies, Shoot 'Em Up.

[@marcar9marcar972]

Yeah but even though typically there’s break in the action like training montages, character development, exposition

[@DotHackerKite94]

anyone else notice that the dinning room on their ship looks ripped from alien.

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

A lot of shit in this film was ripped from Alien.

[@Maldracai]

Were you not paying attention to the review?

[@mattgerrish908]

What the hell is a dinning room?

[@akimbofurry2179]

the entire intro was a alien movie reffrence.

[@gsomslayer]

@@mattgerrish908 a room in which you dine

[@nihlus9589]

The costumes are pathetic. They look like some generic soldiers instead of badass space marines in power armor.

[@dustRat1]

They are similiar if not the same as the half life security guard suits Change my mind

[@marrvynswillames4975]

Looks like an bad Alien rip off

[@blueripper1558]

How can you make it worse, the last movies monsters actually looked like the ones from doom three

[@SlatheTheSpaceMarine]

Tell me about it.

[@jillvalentinefan77]

For a movie that is suppose to be similiar to Doom 3 these guys dont look remotely like they belong in a future Space Marine force.

[@VanTemplar]

Next stop: Dukette Nukem fights misogynist aliens

[@darthdavius4780]

By 'fights' do you mean raises false rape charges?😂

[@endplanets]

But classic Duke does that. Dukette would have to fight aliens who only kidnap men.

[@DGRMTWO]

Why, why would you give them such a "great ideea" for free?

[@endplanets]

@@DGRMTWO Duke already does that

[@ln7929]

And they replace duke with pc principal

[@blahblahbleh__9046]

If a team who genuinely loves the game franchise, and had enough budget and time I feel a truly great Doom movie could be made. You could do a film based around the life of the Doom Guy (Doom slayer) who doesn't say a word if you found the right actor.

[@Dexieboi2013]

"Itll be two hours of one guy killing stuff over and over again and that's kinda boring" Hardcore Henry: am I a joke to you?

[@jinkisaragi874]

Yeah!This film was suprisingly good for what it is, pure adrenalin rush in the cinema, it was great.

[@gabrielloko30000]

Well,the movie feels that is Fast-Paced but, have some time to develop Henry and Jimmy

[@ahomicidaltaco]

Hardcore Henry was boring though

[@Lugbzurg]

Hardcore Henry, Dredd, and John Wick. Practically required watching for adapting Doom for cinema.

[@demilembias2527]

Hardcore Henry was really boring, though. The action scenes were just John Wick without the good camera work, and it was filled with these dumb ass FPS memes for people who think MW2 is the height of storytelling.

[@salokin3087]

I was hoping it wouldve been like HDoom

[@daltonpaulvideos]

That “disarming the patriarchy” like was golden, my dude. 👌🏻

[@setsers1]

XD

[@A-G-F-]

KZbin unsubed me from your channel, again...

[@DocIlpalazzo]

You look like the kind of guy who would let a women peg him.

[@alexsilva28]

Yeah that was perfect 🤣

[@DocIlpalazzo]

Ja Kooistra Bitch was I shaming him? Stfu. I’m the one who fucks for the cucks. ;)

[@blaster5800]

Dude, "Joan Dark" is OBVIOUSLY a reference to Jeanne d'Arc. And no, I'm not french, but I still know who she is, come on.

[@ThatBloodraven0145]

I Thought it was a reference to the lead character in the game Perfect Dark

[@ChubbsterBrown]

That's what I thought at first too

[@yumeN0dengon]

@bountyhunterderek - _"the lead character in the game Perfect Dark"_ Which is also a reference to... (drum roll)... Jeanne d'Arc. Who would've thought, eh? ;)

[@alesin1992]

r/woosh

[@G1241-g7g]

@@alesin1992 This isn't Reddit.

[@wickedraptor2651]

i remember when someone tried to defend this to me that was funny

[@gorillawhale1046]

people have got to hear this

[@Necrodogged]

DoomGUY not DoomGIRL

[@TeepoST88]

"2 hours of a guy shooting things would be, kinda boring" I disagree sir.

[@skirk248]

I absolutely love John Wick

[@dechmusic]

Hardcore Henry and John Wick are disagree as well.

[@krivdik]

2 hours of pure POV action packed slaughter,,,where do I sign ?

[@hopelessent.1700]

Mad Max is just a car chase... so idk people can watch.

[@qu1v3r]

That’s honestly a SHIT opinion. I’d love to watch Doom Guy shoot shit up. No funny business.

[@dedcaesar2325]

The “purple zombies” were supposed to be the possessed. But it’s not like they had the budget to make them look even remotely comparable.

[@agiar2000]

I haven't seen the movie, and I don't think I will, but I really liked your review! I especially liked that you gave credit where it was due. You didn't just spend the whole video trashing the film, you also pointed out the parts that you thought were done well, and that makes me a lot happier.

[@semagicus693]

"They continued making the film for the love of the source material" - ermm, sorry to bring it to you, but they did it only to secure the rights for the franchise.

[@mmb6527]

This is the correct answer.

[@kinganarkzie]

Nah that's not true, the guy who wrote this film tried to start this project almost straight after the previous one, it's been in development hell since then to now.

[@souffle-d-eclair]

Hardcore Henry is probably the closest we'll ever get to a DOOM movie

[@anduro7448]

Yup

[@patrioticjustice9040]

The movie was doomed from the start.

[@AmalekIsComing]

ba dum tss

[@mancamiatipoola]

I see what you did there... XD

[@instantredy8044]

Watching this movie without dying is harder than Ultra Nightmare

[@coolguy9309]

"2 hours of a dude shooting, and that would be boring" Bro never seen John Wick or Harcore Henry.

[@Gggmanlives]

John Wick isn't 2 constant hours of nothing but shooting things.

[@kabeltelevizio]

Both of those films had characters outside the protagonist, in Doom there are very few characters worthy of a story.

[@coolguy9309]

U right.

[@Lugbzurg]

@@kabeltelevizio That's what Crash and Phobos are for. Also, you could do something cool with The Bruiser Brothers, The Cyberdemon Lord, and The Spider Mastermind.

[@kabeltelevizio]

@@Lugbzurg Two marines, who are identical in character to Doomguy and three demons... What an amazing list of characters we have here, I wonder how long their combined dialogue is in the games...

[@ProfessorTurnipAlpha]

I'd take an animated Doom movie over live-action any day

[@freebooterluckless]

Doom (2016) cutscenes put together forming a movie

[@alexp.3152]

I would take pure faeces over any of the Doom movies made till date... specially this one. And im a Doom fan!

[@IwinMahWay]

Blur should do it.. look at halo 2 anniversary cutscenes and imagine doom...

[@retronerds6884]

@@freebooterluckless a doom animated movie would be the equivalent of advent children shit would be great

[@megaman37456]

"Who needs DOOMguy?" Literally every DOOM game/movie ever, hence why yours is a direct to video flop.

[@toddthesweatynerdguy1450]

Even if this movie had DOOMguy in it instead, same movie but with DOOMguy it would still suck. A Doom movie where they don't get most of their ideas from ripping off Aliens might be a better movie.

[@ergoth154]

@@toddthesweatynerdguy1450 No, the movie would improve if we actually had Doomguy. Even if it was the exact the same story but with a male protagonist... It would be better.

[@zaganim3813]

@@ergoth154 nah, it would just make doomguy look shitty. its still a bad remake of 28 days later with some cloud-demon guy

[@andryuu_2000]

Doom movies are shit anyway

[@andryuu_2000]

Yet Doom movie in 2005 was still shit

[@justnoob8141]

Doom 2005: Replace energy chain and mega explosion with being able to literally melt the fucking wall, that will do Doom Ass-something: Plasma rifle but call BFG

[@Lunarice98]

this is the movie that she tweeted "who needs a doomguy"? they do apparently this is awful.

[@Thebossstage1]

I completely forgot about the film until you uploaded this video.

[@Ponen77]

same here..saw the trailer and knew straight away it would be a disappointment and promptly forgot about it

[@N_ickoutwest]

In my head-canon Event Horizon is the only Doom movie.

[@gracefool]

The Warhammer 40k canon :)

[@neal2399]

gracefool from what I’ve heard, Warhammer lore makes Dark Souls look like Super Mario Bros. 1

[@gracefool]

It's completely over the top, but yes. Kinda like Doom - because Doom was partly inspired by it.

[@FullmetalOrk]

@@neal2399 Yeah it does. Pretty good place for doomguy actually.

[@MaelRadec42]

@@FullmetalOrk The Doom Slayer would be a fine addition to the Imperium of Man! PURGE! KILL! BURN!!!

[@dvdv7777]

I want a Doom movie from the first person perspective, like in Hardcore Henry. If there's any movie type that would be perfect for that kind of thing, it would be a Doom movie.

[@friendlytalbot4050]

Honestly, it feels like another one of those film adaptations of a game where no one played the game, they just read the wiki.

[@mrp8171]

Doom movie should be more like Hardcore Henry.

[@KingMooseThe3rd]

Didn't even know this was out, what a train wreck

[@bobw1678]

Love the Dredd call out in under a minute. Dredd was a criminally underrated movie and if you havent seen it I HIGHLY recommend it.

[@mr.pungyung8794]

That ultra nightmare line is so god damn bad and I can't help but love it.

[@compedsushi9030]

Two times.

[@GoodNewsEveryone01]

"Although I'm not a drunk Irishman whose funny because he's drunk and Irish..." - was that shade thrown at The Critical Drinker?

[@franco_setti]

I think it was. Why, I don't know :/

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

Is a shade thrown at the entire ireland

[@tommy7837]

He's Scottish though...........?

[@epsiscell917]

@@tommy7837 I think that was the joke because CD stresses that hes Scottish.

[@franco_setti]

@@epsiscell917 there is a rivalry between those countrys? (Sorry for the english, not my mother tongue)

[@yourgenerictoxicfanbase2332]

"This is as good as a Doom movie is gonna get." Um dude, do you even remember the cinematic trailer for Doom 2016? That 1 minute alone is easily better than this entire movie! Not only did it look better, but it felt much more like Doom than this! So no, this is NOT as good a Doom movie is ever gonna get! I believe that if enough passion, dedication and effort is put into it, a legit good Doom movie is possible, and can exist!... If it ever will that is.

[@yourgenerictoxicfanbase2332]

@gamer gunk Well in that case, time to go search for the reality stone.

[@uccidere1939]

The issue is Doom as a series of games, is NOT story based under any circumstance. While it isn't the worst series to try it on, what these guys are basically doing was giving themselves a bad hand and playing only well enough to have something usable.

[@yourgenerictoxicfanbase2332]

@@uccidere1939 While it is true that the old Doom games weren't exactly story based, but of course most games of the old generation of gaming were more focused on gameplay and less on an actual story, and in-depth story based games (like Kingdom Hearts for example) weren't really a thing until much later... Speaking of much later, the 2016 Doom reboot and Doom Eternal actually have a very interesting story to tell when you really read into it! One that I think does have good potential for a cinematic adaptation if it's done right.

[@uccidere1939]

@@yourgenerictoxicfanbase2332 Yeah, but the issue is that, to put it simply, the budget of this movie was just that, very little.

[@yourgenerictoxicfanbase2332]

@@uccidere1939 So was the Doom 2016 cinematic trailer...

[@AlaskaJewel45]

"Doom annihilation is a film adaptation" That rhymed

[@Vidusik]

This review taught me something: inserting original Doom sound effects makes even the crappiest movie surprisingly awesome.

[@ThierryWilliamson]

>love for the source material I don't really think having one of the MAIN cast insult the source material would be considered "a love for the source material". This really feels just like any PS2 survival horror game that was brought to the big screen, not like Doom. It's easy to throw in video game references like BJ's name and other things, but they really feel like nothing more than cheap jabs or inclusions trying to invoke a "hey, I know that!" from the audience who might be watching. Even with a low budget, they could have handled the movie a lot better, and actually tried to make it feel like, well, Doom. OR, at the very least this could have been chalked up to a side story, instead of having 'Doom' as the main title, something like: Hell's Reckoning, or something schlocky like that, since that fits that sequel bait ending better than just straight up calling it 'Doom'.

[@kabeltelevizio]

For a low budget movie, the set design was quite alright and the locations did feel like Doom locations. Unfortunately everything else was missing, it needed more blood and gore and demons. I think they did try their best to create a Doom movie, but the budget was a big factor here and there are too many technical faults in the movie to make enjoyable. I think they realized that with the budget they had, they would never be able to create an original, well acted, well directed gorefest, so just went with copying Alien and throwing in a bunch of references. All in all, Doom is not a good source material for a movie, it's too gamey, since its achievement lies in the amazing combat and not in the almost non-existent story.

[@Nickjam2215]

@@kabeltelevizio actually doom 2016s info dumps in the menu and the original games text walls and manuals have really good storys

[@kabeltelevizio]

@@Nickjam2215 Those are worldbuilding elements, not actual stories.

[@WackRusDud]

@@kabeltelevizio Except those world building elements also tell the story (or the information about who the fuck Doom Slayer is, how the hell he ended up in a cursed sarcophagus & how he was found in the Kadingir Sanctum is not considered a story telling? Or the one that explains who the fuck Samuel Hayden is and why he is a god damn robot? Olivia? VEGA? No? Still not a story?) Seriously, have you ever played Dark Souls? The majority of the story telling goes from the world building elements.

[@Nickjam2215]

@@kabeltelevizio so the lore about what the doom slayer is and why he hates demons so much is just world building?

[@ghostgreen7823]

If your budget is that low for a “Doom” movie, don’t make the movie.

[@fronk140]

That’s not how studio obligations work, fam. They had to make this movie to keep the rights to Doom.

[@fronk140]

Skyler Crookes universal studios owns the film rights to Doom. All movie contracts say that they own the rights for a specific amount of time. If they didnt make a movie before the contract ended, the rights would revert back to the the initial copyright holder. That’s why they made The Amazing Spider-Man in 2012. If they didn’t make a movie before the contract ended, Sony would have had to give the rights back to Marvel. Hope that helps

[@omarabe26]

+@@fronk140 So they wasted time and money to make something for copyright? Incredible, no wonder people hate American cinema.

[@NavrajThapa2002]

@@fronk140 Just. Legendary. Work. By. Them.

[@troin3925]

Genuine Weeb The same thing happened with Hellraiser: Revelations.

[@agentblaster9689]

i found this channel a couple days ago and i'm so glad that i did this guy is just amazing

[@KalHimself]

I actually liked the first Doom movie. I went into it not expecting anything from it and it was just fun to watch. This... looks like a fan made film except the fans never played the game.

[@joshuagraham5750]

KalHimself yeah, all the “fans” did was watch a story recap XD

[@howaboutsomesoyfood]

KalHimself the 2005 movie wasn’t great but it was at least *watchable* The first person scene was pretty cool

[@MetalGames95]

Those references come off as sad and desperate. "If we make an Alien ripoff and add some videogame references we should be good" I just can't understand why they don't just play Doom 1, 2 and 2016 once and at least work with that.

[@FallenVVarrior]

Ripping off aliens totally makes sense if you consider the original doom was meant to be a video game version of that

[@SteveElOtaku]

It's a cash grab. Studios want to reach the golden mean--they're afraid too faithful an adaptation won't please a wide audience, and too often they don't really care about pleasing fans. All they really want is the money from the name--the less they have to try, the better. This is why Resident Evil's live action films got less and less Resident Evil.

[@MetalGames95]

@@SteveElOtaku I'm aware of that though, my problem is this movie was surely gonna fail and I doubt the people involved didn't have that in their minds so why waste money on people that won't watch the movie. And knowing that there's a fairly big fanbase out there so target them. It just seems illogical from a business standpoint.

[@kabeltelevizio]

@@MetalGames95 waste money on what people? I am pretty sure the target audience of this is basically the people, that played the game or are hardcore scifi fans.

[@zcgamerandreacts2762]

Social justice warriors made it.

[@admech590]

Oh God.... This is gonna suck isn't it? "Her name is Joan Da'rch" Yep, I was right.... "the moon is unstable" WTF does that even mean?! How is it unstable?! Are you talking about its orbit?! Is the surface of the moon brittle or something?! Has mining eaten away too much of its mass and now it can't support anymore facilities?! That doesn't mean anything unless you give some sort of believable explanation as to why it's unstable. I'm sorry for the constant edits, this just seems to get fucking worse... "if they don't stop the reactor, phobos would be ripped in half" That's the dumbest thing I ever heard, phobos is 11 000 km in size, a single reactor meltdown wouldn't be enough to tear an entire moon apart. That's like saying we could pulp our moon into ash by launching hundreds of nukes at it. "did the person who wrote this script actually see what a bfg is supposed to do?" Yes, I just think they don't care... Either because of budgeterty reasons or because they know most of the fans aren't gonna watch this garbage. "This is probably the best we're gonna get with a doom adaptation..." True, but if that's the case, and if they clearly know this isn't going to win any favor with the fans either, nor is it going to earn any money due to how little they pumped into the production, why even attempt this? Remember, this isn't a small scale fan video, this was made to be an official adaptation of a property now owned by Bethesda and ID. Surely they'd have the foresight to see this would just be a waste of time and money, right?

[@Minority119]

oh it's gonna suck real bad I'm so gonna watch it this weekend

[@lelouche25]

Joan Da'rch? Is that suppose to be a refrence to Perfect Dark???

[@RealShaun]

The moon is unstable means the moon is going through a goth phase.

[@Minority119]

@@lelouche25 u asking for srs my dude?

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

Actually the orbit is unstable and the moon is going to crash into mars but is gonna take centuries before that happens

[@filipzuzo6901]

When you create a movie with annihilation in title, you know that annihilation is what it will do to the video game(MK).

[@gimzod76]

Completely forgot this mess existed. Can't believe they cucked the bfg.

[@pistool1]

Excellent video & review, couldn't agree more with Gggmanboss! So sad that one cannot recognize that this is actually a Doom movie because there are few associations to the game series. I doubt that the production crew have even played the damn games ever :) I liked the Scottish lass though; she is so cute with here big eyes and accent ^ __ ^

[@weeboranger4988]

"Sargent William Blazcowitz", Ma'am, If my man Blazcowitz the Third is there, your problems would be just finished in a second

[@jovialhovis107]

man i just watched this BS and i knew, the moment i heard william Blazcowitz that this was going to be a trainwreck..

[@TheVaultDweller-oi9ij]

I like old 2009 Blaskowitz. Maybe Old Blood, if I feel like it.

[@weeboranger4988]

@@jovialhovis107 Why would you watch that piece of sh*t?

[@jovialhovis107]

@@weeboranger4988 i saw a doom moive and i was curious. Then i heard bertruger's name and i was even more interested because of the potential of a story like Doom 3 had. it had a solid start, only to get bogged down in 90 minutes of pointless BS that ultimately went nowhere. I mean, the Karl Urban/Dwayne Johnson version was alright, because the marines were actually badass with some damn good action scenes and character development. unfortunately whoever wrote the story for this one just made a rushed movie and stuck a bunch of game related crap in like 'easter eggs', obviously, just leeching hard off the name of something they didn't understand.

[@rafaelpaiva9770]

Doomguy - Goes to hell and back, killing thousands of demons with his bare hands without a sweat. Doomgirl - Fights one imp and a evil scientist, spend 5 minutes in hell. Barely survives.

[@rafaelpaiva9770]

​@@lionocyborg6030 They forget what it means to be the "doomslayer". It wouldn't matter if it was a man, a woman (hell, look at Sigourney: even at the alien audition she was badass), a dog, a cockroach. It's about the attitude, being pissed off, destroying everything in your path, to prevent everything else from being destroyed, ripping and tearing, blasting Romero behind that secret wall.

[@rayyanali4471]

@@rafaelpaiva9770 Slayer is still a dude in canon. Don't give me gender bent crap. Agreed about the whole brutal and merciless attitude.

[@Eckdirt]

I love your synopsis so much. I think the internet needs more of your reviews of bad movies!

[@sumdood8563]

I never thought I’d see another Doom movie, let alone one that would make me miss the Bio-Force-Gun.

[@SolidSnake240]

I'll honestly just stick with the first Doom movie. At least it was mildly entertaining

[@30kitagreen]

I wholeheartedly agree.

[@Hatsworthful]

Frankly the best doom movie idea i remember hearing was "its basically hardcore henry, but with doomguy punching demons instead of some random dude shooting dudes with guns."

[@jaytravis2487]

Humor is about the only thing that keeps me alive these days. Since 2016 I've thought the only funny content on KZbin was old H3H3 videos. Boy oh boy was I WRONG! Thanks GMan. You're keepin' my ticker tickin'!!!

[@CriticalNobody]

God I love the first Doom movie. It’s terrible, but it’s one of the finest guilty pleasures ever created

[@blazinpuffs]

I actually like it. It at least had the spirit of doom ingrained in it.

[@AbbreviatedReviews]

"So what if we made Aliens... bad?"

[@IndranilRC]

Then you get Alien 3 and Alien: Resurrection. 🙂

[@alexkelly6449]

What a great idea

[@no1bandfan]

If I were to make a doom movie, Doom guy would: Have no lines beyond a grunt or screams Always have a helmet on. And would kill demons to the tune of heavy metal for exactly 66.6% of the movie.

[@Ticketman99]

So basically Judge Dredd but Joseph doesn't speak.

[@miciso666]

yeah but that would be the doom slayer. not doom guy. because doom guy doesnt let gra-imps grow freely.

[@thecampion2420]

I loved the parts where you added in the sounds from the game, there needs to be a cut of this movie with that done throughout.