Doom Movie 2 - All Fish, No Barrel

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[@Slysheen]

"Bullets in Doom Annihilation kill demons sometimes." To be fair, the Doom 3 shotgun kills demons sometimes too.

[@noobguy9973]

f*cken hell the spread on that thing was humongus

[@thevgmlover]

@@noobguy9973 Would've actually been great, if the pellets were even effective. They weren't. -~-

[@Splatterpunk_OldNewYork]

Sometimes....

[@MarkoUntitled]

It was a great melee weapon.

[@TheRhalf]

@@MarkoUntitled not really

[@Fyrmer]

They misspelled the name of the lead actress in the opening credits. At least you don't need to get very far into this mess to find out how little they cared.

[@kingnull2697]

Or how rushed they were. This was probably on some incredibly stupid schedule which stopped anyone from doing _actually good work_. Universal Studios is the Bethesda of Video Games.

[@bappojujubes981]

Imagine this: you get the guy who directed Hardcore Henry, then have him direct the next Doom Movie.

[@Lucios1995]

Did you see the bit everyone remembers from the first Doom movie? kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3vJXnhtpKqaq7c

[@SuperPerry1000]

@@Lucios1995 Yeah, now we just need a whole movie like that. I mean Hardcore Henry thankfully made stuff like that much easier to do, I personally would love that.

[@michaelbuckers]

A third of the movie should be sci fi drama about Argent research spliced with animated Slayer Testaments, and then they unseal Slayer's tomb and it's 60 minutes of guns blazing and glory kills, sometimes in third person.

[@gagejohnathan9641]

@@michaelbuckers That'd be interesting as a two parter movie, part one is dedicated to getting the viewers up to speed on The plot of the doom 2016-eternal series, And part two is the Main attraction.

[@Nuxi10.]

@@michaelbuckers yeah, maybe sorta like a team of UAC soldiers trying to survive with their objective trying to reach the slayer chamber and started to unseal the tomb

[@InnuendoXP]

Doom with Perfect Dark's protagonist is a stack of potential in the right hands. These were the other hands.

[@mts9266]

these were the left hands

[@dooplon5083]

@George Corbul If they hadn't left me for another man I might be willing to defend em but typing with stumps for arms is hard.

[@jesserodriguez7588]

@@dooplon5083 this is golden

[@vipervolkan3042]

Perfect Doom

[@PosthumanHeresy]

Honestly most franchises with a protagonist swap could be incredibly wonderful. Perfect Dark with the Doom Slayer would be _hilarious_

[@nibblrrr7124]

18:23 Did you know the name "Mikiko" consists of the Kanji for "to stab in the back" and "my buddy Superfly"?

[@DiamantisGR]

The swivel chairs the crew uses in the scene where they are all together in the beginning, are identical to the one I have for my desk.

[@GamerGuysReviews]

The budget for this was somewhere between a ham sandwich and a kick in the leg, leaning more towards the ham sandwich.

[@heyimgoingtoplaysomegames]

Will and Matt's Excellent Podcast Must be some bad meat in that sandwich

[@sevenproxies4255]

Looking at the room they're sitting in, it looks like a rip-off from the commissary room aboard the Nostromo in Alien, where the crew had meetings and meals together.

[@TheRealNormanBates]

Ah.. so your chairs are timeless

[@shabashes]

hey i love how your name is just a triangle

[@lucianoarmstrong9202]

“you might remember this scene in that other better doom movie” - event horizon

[@yourverybestfriend1263]

Dude. I read this comment right as he said it. Don't know why I felt the need to share that, but there it is.

[@Eldor-117]

Na event horizon is a Warhammer movie

[@matthewshelley1365]

@@Eldor-117 dangers of warp travel without gellar fields.

[@Trashloot]

Thanks for pointing it out. It drove me crazy that i did not figure out from which movie the scene was.

[@sorrenblitz805]

@@Eldor-117 nah it's definitely a doom movie. It even has its own Dr. Betruger. It's a ship built to teleport through black hole gates. Doom's Phobos Anomaly was caused by teleportation experiments. It comes back corrupted by hell like the ship in Final Doom: TNT. It makes you hallucinate like the Marine in Doom 3. Boom Event Horizon is a Doom movie.

[@pescando]

Remember when it used to be that a hit movie would result in development of a cheap cash-in game? Now a hit game results in a cheap cash-in movie.

[@ThatDjinn]

Both existed for a long time. Mario movie for example.

[@vicentgalvan70]

The tables have turned.

[@BlazingShadowSword]

@@ThatDjinn I mean, technically you're not wrong, but when you look into the history behind the Mario Bros. Movie it gets really interesting. Because apparently, it was a whole lot more accurate in the beginning.

[@DisorientedWanderer]

I kinda liked die hard nakatomi plaza when I was younger even though it was a cash-in game.

[@UltimateEnderman45]

Its been like that for decades. There's nothing new about it. RESIDENT EVIL Silent hill(even though I actually think that one is good) Mortal kombat

[@cactuss33ds]

"Doom: Annihilation comes from the director of Soccer Dog: The Movie." still unbelievable.

[@shallaska4572]

Ain't nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't play Soccer.

[@MrLightning75]

I'm so glad he mentioned Karl Urban's acting in Dredd. He's the only actor I can think of that's okay with only showing half of his face for the whole movie, and that half-face is always frowning. Fuckin killer, his acting carried that movie.

[@GeorgeMonet]

He wasn't the only actor who put in a good performance that movie.

[@elgusaniiiodeljuego6823]

One thing you know after watching Doom and Dredd is that Urban is willing to kill his colleagues with no hesitation.

[@CMMalvado]

And The Boys

[@TypeZeta2]

You know it’s a real shitstorm when even the official DOOM Twitter account refuses to associate itself with something

[@GamerRespawned]

"See, these areas are copy-pasted, rooms, whole hallways, so it gets a little confusing." I got that quote!

[@brosephnoonan223]

I clapped when I saw it!

[@JeanMarceaux]

Quit winning

[@henrynelson9301]

I don’t get it

[@butterwantschoclate9364]

Henry Nelson he said it in his kreed video and sneaks one clip of this every once in a while

[@butterwantschoclate9364]

Here’s the link:kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3zbfHZ_mMeJrbs

[@novakastmusic]

A good DOOM movie: There is no crew. They're dead.

[@cjnf11]

Kinda unrelated, but this really reminded me a line from Dredd: "There are no sides. You're already dead."

[@sthoque3927]

@Chris Handsome While that would be better than this shower of shit, you do need a bit more than that. I'm surprised they didn't just make the Doom 3 into a movie. You have plenty of characters you could use before they're offed.

[@TonyToon]

Chris Handsome the closest we have to that is evil dead 2, and that’s half comedy because otherwise it’s be real hard to keep us engaged with one guy fighting awful things for ninety minutes (even if it is the amazing Bruce Campbell)

[@kayeplaguedoc9054]

​@@cjnf11 Honestly, Dredd makes a good model for how to make a Doom movie that works. A relatively simple action film with a ton of irreverence and dark humor (Though I'd make Doom a bit more slapstick in occasions, think in an earlier Evil Dead kind of way.) but enough style, visual worldbuilding, and raw brutality to keep you interested and taking it seriously; all set against a rather tight premise that keeps the action flowing well. I'd also probably make it kind of claustrophobic like Dredd was, I know Doom is very movement based but you can still have that in a kind of confined setting, I think the confined setting is a good way to keep a certain urgency to the notion of constantly moving forward though. Its a good way to make the "troughs" in the stories pacing to automatically generate a bit of uneasiness and tension because you want to get moving again and a it'll allow the writer a good opportunity to generate anticipation without having to rely as much on the characters and actual "plot"

[@pentelegomenon1175]

(The Only Thing They Fear Is You plays)

[@nmaorn]

"Lucky panties has more arc than cancer mom" -Civvie11, 2020

[@thomassynths]

God bless Wiseau.

[@960456]

It just upsets me that they had the literal, walking, talking version of the Doomguy sprite and he dies like a bitch.

[@squarecranium4592]

Just like Bill Murray in half the movies he's in.

[@buttermynugger9967]

EXACTLY HOW I FEEL

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I'm also upset about the french tomboy. I have a thing for tomboys.

[@konoskubos1641]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Ah i see you are an ascended master as well

[@thrashnakthebarbarian9876]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 tomboys>

[@thedogmaticdirector]

Joan Dark is close to Joanna Dark, as in the protagonist of Perfect Dark. Had to do a double take when I heard it the first time.

[@kabob0077]

Great, now I'm having flashbacks.

[@smexehcougah3]

Yeah how did Civvie not know that?

[@Jesse__H]

Loved that game back in the day. Eight Perfect Sims on Felicity, set up a bunch of laptop gun turrets in one of the back rooms and just pray - that was like the very first horde mode for me and my sleepover buddies 😁

[@paklaselt2198]

@@smexehcougah3 he's not a fan of goldeneye or perfect dark. the controller probably. i think they're great.

[@moldyskittle]

Same. But at least if pd did that? It was subtle and cool. This is just gross.

[@Chronologo]

The fact that this movie makes the previous one look like a masterpiece is hilarious

[@blatantblasphemer7317]

I honestly prefer the other one because it’s completely awful but the performance from Karl Urban lets the film be almost satire

[@Chronologo]

@@blatantblasphemer7317 Karl Urban is solid, the previous movie had bad writing not bad performances

[@blatantblasphemer7317]

@@Chronologo which makes it like the perfect(I suppose you’d call it)”spoof” movie I liked the film for all the wrong reasons

[@Chronologo]

@@blatantblasphemer7317 Yeah, I mean it's like a modern take on those shitty 80s action movies that were absolutely bad but entertaining as fuck

[@blatantblasphemer7317]

@@Chronologo I’m still tryna convince my brothers to watch it

[@Srksius2802]

EYE Divine Cybermancy when Civvie? STALKER when Civvie? Operation Matriarchy (Velian) when Civvie? Pro Catfight when Civvie?

[@dnothstylez]

EYE was such a... weird game. To put it nicely.

[@nahuelahpa1881]

so much stuff he could do, i am glad he took my advice from the list of stuff that would fit this channel and did Alien Resurrection, makes me think he actually saw it, read it and took it into account, and he could (and he did) other stuff that is not just straight fps

[@dingusdangus1790]

@weebles Considering his reaction to "You Are Empty" I'm not so sure of that

[@KiraRiseAgainst]

Civvie plays bad games only so... EYE and Stalker are not in the list, the problem is those 2 games are jank games not bad games. Of course pro series are from good games i know...

[@SpecShadow]

STALKER? Yes, original trilogy with Murderhobo Simulator aka Stalker Anomaly. EYE DivCyb? Eh, yeah, would be nice. Don't know the rest. He might take a look at them when he deal with the rest.

[@ghfjfghjasdfasdf]

“This movie couldn’t even afford monster closets.” He was hiding underneath the stairs. 😆

[@reloadpsi]

"Who's our friendly plot device who looks about to die? C-A-N, C-E-R, M-O-M-M-Y Whose infected organs are making her daughter cry? C-A-N, C-E-R, M-O-M-M-Y" I think I just fleshed her out better than the movie even did.

[@m-w-y7325]

I think even Cancer Mouse gave a pass when asked to join in the cast, that's why they got Cancer Mom.

[@a.k8185]

@@m-w-y7325 Seems about right

[@ZuluRomeo]

Hey it's Cancer Mommy

[@lambda-m1676]

Cancer Mommy sounds like a humanoid mommified version of Cancer Mouse specifically for R34

[@SleepingPepper]

"I got the results of the test back, I definitely have breast cancer."

[@saladcuck855]

oh hi mark

[@user-pp5tk1hx7c]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!

[@GRIZZDOGG01]

Hello doggie.

[@DragnSly]

I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling!

[@TheNucaKola]

I cannot tell you, it is confidential. Anyway how is your sex life?

[@RiskyBRiskyB]

*"She goes to the Doom 3 health station, but dudn't know how to use it."* lol wut a dummy! All she had to do was look at the screen and press "mouse_1"

[@RiskyBRiskyB]

Botches, meng.

[@pezus553]

@@RiskyBRiskyB Botches, meng.

[@RiskyBRiskyB]

@@pezus553 t-t-t-thanks y-you too

[@Riptor1998]

"Dudnt" lol is that southern for doesnt?

[@BigWheel.]

@@Riptor1998 northern.

[@Currrby]

if you want to make a competent doom movie: -Have the doomguy -However, don't have the doomguy be the main character, because his character arc is flat and his actions are way more spectacular and mysterious from another characters perspective, plus he doesn't necessarily have the character stakes/vulnerability to be a compelling protagonist in a cinematic setting -Have demons -Set it on mars and and in hell -Do not try and apologise for the art style/content -Spend money on it -Make it rowdy

[@daath912]

-Watch Hardcore Henry before you start the movie production

[@DavidCastro-rw9lb]

You can even make it with a woman. Just follow the DOOM 2 RPG formula: one fast female OC, an UAC nerd, and our favorite demon remover. Then, I don't know, make it about how the chick and the nerd try to survive while our favorite slayer destroy demon after demon. And then in the climax they team up to destroy the icon of sin (or cyberdemon because it was a demon virus on that game). The epilogue can be the OC shutting up about feminism understanding that there are worst things to be worried about, the nerd holding the cube of souls, refusing to give it to the UAC and killing everyone who tries to take it away from him, and Doomguy staying in Hell killing demons. You can even ending with him screaming "Come on! Bring it on! Rip and Tear! UNTIL IS DONE!!!", and staying in pose looking like the OG Doom game.

[@robollama8612]

Another way to get a good doom movie would be animation. Something in the style of DC's animated movies. Just focus on doomguy the whole time and get good artists. A movie or web series would do, just depending on how much of the games you can well represent in the respective time frames

[@kduhtdkzrt]

Currrby I wanna fix the DOOM movie, too, just, my idea is actually good: Don‘t FUCING make a DOOm movie. There. I fixed it. God, fuck, was that so hard?

[@MathiGabriel]

@@DavidCastro-rw9lb hello, do you want to be my friend? I love the Doom RPG series and I absolutly agree with you

[@1234vhhs1234]

This has such a strong porn parody vibe I just assume you left out the copulation.

[@kinganarkzie]

HDoom the movie.

[@petrspetsnaz630]

@@kinganarkzie once again the game was better

[@nowtime3999]

A pron parody would be the successor to this movie

[@nman551]

Oh

[@doubleaa7368]

Doom Anal Annihilation

[@CaramelsDen]

"You're gonna notice that some of these areas are copy and pasted. Rooms, full hallways.." I love this recurring joke

[@glitchedoom]

You see the joke is copy and pasted, whole punchlines...

[@JBshreds]

I have no mouth and I must Kreed "See these areas are copied and pasted, whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing"

[@albertdeluxe8966]

Quit winning!

[@5udimax]

I knew I had heard it somewhere !

[@vicentgalvan70]

Noice.

[@LordofSadFac]

He also does that line in Ypu Are Eampty, though only once.

[@adamofblastworks1517]

"I think this game is making my brain smooth." I'm still looking for an opportunity to use that kind of line in my life.

[@wahlex841]

Nah, Sonic deverved a break after everything that happened to him.

[@quox3987]

Yea it was good because it understood what it wanted to be, alongside understanding the audience who were watching it. I’m glad the people making it understood what they were doing and how the consumer is involved, instead of giving into the “blame the consumer” spiel.

[@scarfaceAC2]

Here's hoping there's a sequel that leans more on the source material

[@jeremyallen492]

I doubt he'll ever live down the kiss scene in Sonic 06

[@weebmcdonald8834]

@@jeremyallen492 Sonic is very traumatized from that incident

[@jeremyallen492]

@@weebmcdonald8834 which makes me wonder who the genius was that thought it was a good idea in the first place

[@thommygoot7696]

“Who needs a doomguy?”

[@thedude9913]

Everyone

[@ECartmanist]

This movie

[@sanctifiedsuccubus2562]

**HiSsSsSsS...**

[@RideTheDalan89]

The Doom series

[@TheDorianTube]

@Mr VT Really? with what? tell me tell me ahahah

[@thisdudegotreal]

When he paused at the description for Kindergarten Cop 2 I could hear a faint and distance BRUH

[@swordofdanu]

Nah.

[@thisdudegotreal]

Cringe bro

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I was expecting Cancer Mouse to show up during that.

[@JimJamTheAdmin]

I have watched every single one of the movies he listed. That was a suffocating and anxiety-inducing sequence for me. Why do I consume so much trash?

[@__Generic]

The Captain actually looks a little bit like the OG Doomguy

[@KaijuKingGojira]

"Doom Annihilation comes from the director of Soccer Dog" 🤣.

[@mugwump7049]

That explains it.

[@Keyecomposer]

@@mugwump7049 Not exactly, you shouldn't assume a director can't do a certain job just because of the tone of their previous work.

[@mugwump7049]

@@Keyecomposer I wasn't talking about tone, but competence.

[@batman6198]

Hmm... I feel like I've seen this before but I can't put my finger on it.

[@saskue760]

Possum Reviews?

[@paklaselt2198]

its on Bit-Chute.

[@boredkimuss]

Deja vu

[@Deathshead419]

Must've been another timeline...

[@etaidade3983]

@@saskue760 thats why

[@palaiologos4441]

"Resident Evil IN SPACE 2: Martian Boogaloo" would've been a more accurate title

[@marrvynswillames4975]

this or Aliens, but shit

[@SpecShadow]

though you were talking about Marthian Gothic for a moment (because Martian + Resident Evil)

[@qiff6667]

So... Dead Space.

[@agitatedskeleton]

Alien 3 2

[@Skiivin]

They’re not on Mars doe

[@VTown1989]

You saw the name Joan Dark and immediately got the reference to "Joan of Ark". While I saw Joanna Dark... the protagonist for the N64 shooter "Perfect Dark". Eh, so I'm not as cultured as I should be.

[@Nicole7073.]

You weren’t the only one who thought Joanna Dark

[@331coolguy]

Glad I am not alone in that.

[@matthewcote9905]

Nope me too

[@pentelegomenon1175]

I saw the character Joan of Arc from Clone High, who in one episode posed as a boy named "John Dark," punning on her actual French name "Jeanne D'Arc" which is pronounced mostly the same way.

[@AliaImmortalis]

@@pentelegomenon1175 Actually, no.

[@SuperPerry1000]

"Does it burn any of you guys that Sonic the Hedgehog got a better movie than DOOM?" Actually Civvie, it's positively *vindicating* :)

[@roberte2945]

But the games are still mounds of shit. It took an outsider to make Sonic Mania just to break the curse.

[@m-w-y7325]

@@roberte2945 I thought you wrote Sonic Manja

[@1986Hikaru]

Now he have TWO better movies than DOOM.

[@Comkill117]

@@1986Hikaru Hell, 3 if you count the OVA.

[@bruh-gn5kc]

4:48 Todd Howard walking into Bethesda to make a 3DS port of Skyrim

[@ilikemusic5440]

Just give us a Hardcore Henry style Doom movie if you’re going to force a Doom movie down people’s throats that absolutely nobody asked for.

[@sessy01]

But they had to make it and promote it so much that it would be better because wahmen lead.

[@nahuelahpa1881]

a Doom movie could be good if its made as an exercise in style with a barebones plot, it could be practically a videoclip with no dialogues, but like you said it has to be like Hardcore Henry/Hotel Inferno, it has to be first person all the time, it could actually work they just have put zero thought in it in both movies

[@Jester4460]

@@sessy01 what if samus moive but male

[@jackiebunny3029]

Hardcore Henry I don't know if I love it or hate it... It was super duper cheesy... But like... You knew the movie didn't take it so seriously at

[@sessy01]

@@Jester4460 aw hell no, that hurt just to read. You need a tall, fit, full-lipped european woman who can fight in thick heels unless she doesnt have that loadout and in that case, raised heel armored slip-ons. And above all, A FUCKING BLONDE!

[@davidpaul6290]

The lady who died of cancer? That’s my favorite character from Sonic 06!

[@hughmungus4877]

I actually really liked the mini review during the credits, it's super satisfying and should be used to review modern games without taking up a whole video

[@beetheimmortal]

I just want to add that it's physically impossible for fusion reactors to explode. Those are fission reactors. They couldn't even get that right.

[@BloodRedFox2008]

How Universal keeps making Doom movies: like Aliens except worse. How a Doom movie should be: 99% action scenes with an armored protagonist.

[@a.s.g8334]

Exactly

[@DrNiradino]

Just ask that russian dude who made Hardcore to make it.

[@the8thark]

99% lol that'd be garbage. A DOOM movie needs to be 100% riping and tearing. Like Classic DOOM. Not the shit DOOM 3 and DOOM 2016 ripoff movies. Which dickheads would make a DOOM movie basedon a DOOM game with too much (ie morew than zero) story? Oh yeah, Universal.

[@meyes5671]

hardcore henry with demons

[@CerberusGX]

@Amadeus Eisenberg Your new god is made of nanobots

[@ECartmanist]

Remember when ID software distanced themselves from this movie

[@Cryros_sphere]

“Some of these rooms are copied and pasted” *I have no mouth and I must Kreed*

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

15:30 That David Lynch reference had me cackling like a forest witch. You and/or Katie deserve a hats off for that one.

[@Bacxaber]

Katie isn't real.

[@DropkickNation]

It's such a sadness...to think that you experienced Doom by watching a movie on your fucking television.

[@jiaan100]

​@@Bacxabershut your mouth

[@DeisFortuna]

"the worst part about this movie is how bad the editing is" Wait. The movie is actually edited like how you're presenting it, Civvie? I thought you were just editing everything to cut from stuff to other stuff faster than the movie did to avoid the copyright bots!

[@jaysee2141]

2:21 Dragonheart? "TO THE SHTARS CIVVIE, TO THE SHTARS"

[@istthehappybara5525]

Nope, the Dganoheart 2. The first one was great and the second one... was.

[@javieracea3970]

Ok

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

The ending of Dragonheart still makes me cry like a baby.

[@labenvenci1584]

I'd love an Doom movie that is just Doom 3 but Diehard. My idea is where It follows an Security Cadet at an Research Station located on an floating Rock after an failed Teleport experiment to another dimension, that releases Hell on the Station. The protagonist constantly is like "My god, what am I doing?" and reacts to the Demons realistically, where he's having an complete Fight or Flight in the beginning but after he kills one, he's in full Survival mode after he realizes they can be killed, and comes across different survivors and enemies as he traverses the station to shut the portal down, it's an mix of Action and Horror as he teams with some survivors to save the station. That would be 20 times better then what this even is.

[@taniksholdinganarchy4081]

And we just see doomguy from afar beating the shoot out of an archvile

[@DriveCarToBar]

oh, like Under Siege with Steven Seagal, but with zombie demons on Mars' potato moon.

[@dayligs]

But yours is just a comment and this is a movie

[@Unethical.Dodgson]

@@dayligs that's what's so sad about this. I was more entertained and impressed with his comment than this movie :)

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

Imagine the first Doom movie, but the protagonist is The Kid instead of Reaper.

[@nivlacyevips]

Gordon Ramsey, Beetlejuice, and now David Lynch saying, “Get reeeal.” The holy trinity is complete.

[@scottl.1568]

Robert Duvall going absolutely apeshit in M*A*S*H* is one of the all-time underrated scenes in film... God bless you, Civvie.

[@sneakyshiekah8780]

10:37 “I’m thinking about Sergeant Blazkowicz’s family” >He’s wondering about his loved ones

[@Stonehawk]

HERE'S HOW YOU BEAT THE AUTOMATED COPYRIGHT SYSTEM: STEP 1 - Commission an original music piece to use as background for your video. STEP 2 - Register that music piece as copyrighted to yourself STEP 3 - add that copyright to KZbin's content ID system STEP 4 - copyright claim the proceeds of YOUR OWN VIDEOS!

[@roberte2945]

Or do it the way that one KZbinr does. Just put in tons of clips from different studios so nobody gets the ad revenue.

[@danielwordsworth1843]

@@roberte2945 just started watching knowledgehub - you meant them, right?

[@torquetheprisoner]

i like the karl urban doom movie as a stand alone story and see it as a nod to the late 80's early 90's action movies

[@benjaminbarraza8972]

"Who needs Doomguy?" This movie

[@terrorkaka]

“I’m your Ultra-Nightmare” *dies to one fucking zombie*

[@efxnews4776]

The Doom movie, that made me realize that the first Doom movie, was actually a good movie.

[@csyrup]

first thing I see when I open up KZbin, they know

[@Bella_The_Chef]

Same dude

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

I used to be passionately angry about this for the poor work and real lack of understanding what is Doom. But Civvie’s calm voice through this breaking in down along with forgetting the movie to begin with, have brought it to a disappointing indifference.

[@cooljim1376]

Unfortunately I couldn't see it that way. This movie is still hot garbage, making the 2004 film look infinitely better by comparison. Civvie praising the blatantly rubber chainsaw scene was the final straw for me.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

Only a true Doom fan would not know that this movie existed. Yes, you read that correctly.

[@Aghawa]

"See, these areas are copied and pasted, whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing" Ahhh that felt good

[@Hey-Chef-Mike]

"the other, better doom movie" _Event Horizon has entered the chat_

[@doomjoltfromflordia4069]

Event Horizon? Let me guess is he a toxic guy

[@christianreno4162]

@@doomjoltfromflordia4069 What ?

[@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251]

@@doomjoltfromflordia4069 What?

[@BlazingShadowSword]

@@doomjoltfromflordia4069 Event Horizon is a horror movie, it's about a spaceship that passed through hell and the crew of a separate ship goes to figure out what happened. Like Doom, it's about space and hell and in a way it's a better Doom movie than this fucking garbage.

[@doomjoltfromflordia4069]

@@BlazingShadowSword Hmm the people who made that movie should team up with fans of Doom to make a GOOD Doom movie

[@angelriverasantana7755]

This makes me think of a comment I saw in another video about this movie that actually has an effective concept for a Doom movie Like, the Slayer appears, but as a side character with a big presence, ripping and tearing through the forces of Hell with his arsenal and superhuman mobility, and the main guys being a stranded team of UAC scientists thought to be dead, with the Slayer sometimes getting them out of a pinch, like opening a sealed door, or when a horde of demons gets too tight, to the point that he has to help the team by Berserk-ing through it all, for example.

[@everythingsgonnabealright8888]

Bitchute squad reporting - already watched it there, will watch here. Also, I must say, this meme from Kreed grew on me, and now I welcome it in any context possible - it fits fantastically when it’s appropriate contextually.

[@TheFingledorf]

wtf happened to it on Bitchute, some damn copyright claims there too?

[@RareSpottedGamer]

@@TheFingledorf He uploaded it on Bitchute a while back because of all the copyright bs over here

[@jnoirj3124]

What is his name on Bitchute? I tried typing in some variants of Civvie 11 and got nothing.

[@thejonathan130]

Civvie's on bitchute? Sweet. Can I get a link? "His" Channel is empty.

[@TARINunit9]

See a lot of these video are blocked and re-uploaded. Whole copyrights, songs, so it gets a little annoying

[@jmorales09]

Watch Mandy from 2018. It's the closest thing to a good Doom movie we've ever gotten/will ever get. It's about Nicolas Cage fighting demons and cultists, and it's got some of the best gore scenes since Evil Dead.

[@shiba2ndworlder]

No doomguy in a doom movie, is like The Beatles songs without Paul.

[@endorneyodera4366]

There was doomguy William Joseph Blazkowitz He's just dead and is only a minor reference

[@Dopeymanthing]

More like just going to only look at the musical instruments with no band in sight.

[@xanderdoss5665]

I refuse to believe he was a scienctist and he that he died to a zombie

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

The captain kinda looks like Doomguy.

[@shiba2ndworlder]

@@commenter_HIMIK-MAN kinda doesn't count for this movie

[@henrynelson9301]

Do they just have a separate writer dedicated entirely to force in references to the games?

[@mkv2718]

yeah, those references hurt me plenty....

[@jillvalentinefan77]

@@mkv2718 All the hamfisting gave me a stroke.

[@thecommentguy9380]

@@mkv2718 lucky i didnt watch the movie, no doubt it would be an ultra-nightmare

[@TXbird007]

I see this video escaped containment finally, now if only a certain someone could do that same. Free Civvie

[@tuffman187]

"Joan Dark" I wonder if the film makers played a game called Perfect Dark?

[@teacup8792]

_See's this in recommended feed._ Me: Oh, this'll be good.

[@SuperXAsh]

i'm left wondering if someone, somewhere, some weird mad film editing genius could take both Doom movies and splice them into something even remotely interesting.

[@concept5631]

We need the film version of John Carmack (except hopefully not a bigot).

"Doctor Betruger" BETRÜGER is literally the German word for traitor. Very subtle.

[@punishedbarca761]

The drunk captain has the intonation of a 2010 KZbin reviewer delivering a joke

[@Dontreadthis0]

I remember watching this after randomly finding it on Netflix. The only mistake I made was watching it sober

[@PlungerMettaur]

Did they really named her after Joanna Dark, the main character of Perfect Dark?

[@LonelySpaceDetective]

On one hand, I kinda doubt the people behind this know what a Perfect Dark is. On the other, well, our "Doomgal" has basically nothing to do with Jeanne d'Arc.

[@FluffiestTail]

I watched Doom Annihilation and Annihilation back to back. One gave me existential dread for the future and made me ponder what it meant to be a human and whether who we are now is a consistent thing or if all people are transient. The other had a scary bear in it.

[@shazmodeus2795]

you should have completed the trilogy with Mortal Kombat Annihilation.

[@WhoTookMyMirr]

That goddamn bear still haunts my nightmares

[@harmlessplant2781]

6:55 that guy is playing space pirate trainer.

[@Sad_Elf]

i got really excited then confused and then remembered this was on bitchute lol

[@erikhensler7]

Oh yeah!!! Thanks for the reminder I’m like.....wait....

[@whateverman9942]

looks like he removed the video from bitchute

[@yakacm]

Right that explains it, I just thought he had lost it and was putting up old content and pretending it was new.

[@Sad_Elf]

@@yakacm double the profits if movie reviews were profitable

[@timidhobgoblin207]

“You’re gonna notice that some of these areas are copied and pasted, rooms, whole hallways so it gets a little confusing” I’m sensing PTSD, Nam style flashbacks of the Kreed episode from that phrase.

[@majora4prez543]

"QUIT WINNING."

[@Snakedude4life]

“I am your ultra nightmare!” Ultra? Nay. Nightmare? More like slight headache caused by a slightly off tasting deviled egg. 🎩 🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@ECartmanist]

Calling him an "Ultra Nightmare" is like calling a kid bringing a super soaker to school an active shooting

[@gp.5989]

His line should have read, " I finally got a paycheck!"

[@LordofSadFac]

More like Ultra Im Too Young To Die.

[@mrblonde609]

15:26 That David Lynch meme is just godlike.

[@Sharkjumper]

13:40 - those ominous symbols on the teleporter didn't make any reference to say the same as the blood symbols after the attack so they didn't bother because they think is no big deal - just related about teleportation but not about "reclaim what is ours"

[@shaunroberts2037]

The Doom fps scene is still one of my favorites, doesn't redeem that movie but its cool As for this movie eh... it exists. Also couldn't Joan Dark be a reference to Joanna Dark from Perfect dark, surely not

[@The24thWight]

That was LITERALLY my thought. Perfect Dark is the shit.

[@bromax360]

It is a reference but I guess Civvie never played Perfect Dark

[@TheMC1102]

Joan Dark almost sounds like Joanna Dark. Speaking of which...PERFECT DARK WHEN, CIVVIE?!

[@LonelySpaceDetective]

I hope he does it on a real N64, for the framerate memes. ...Oh who am I kidding, he's doing to do it on emulator and probably with that KP+M injector.

[@JesusRodriguez-ib8hn]

Heck yeah do Perfect Dark Civvie!

[@ludvigs.7334]

@@LonelySpaceDetective Both Perfect Dark and Goldeneye plays pretty well in emulator with Mouse+Keyboard and 60 FPS mod, and holds up against many games from that time IMO

[@LonelySpaceDetective]

​@@ludvigs.7334 Yeah, true, but I was hoping to hear Civvie gripe about the bizarre controller and the average FPS that's lower than the age of Randy's lovers.

[@estonedreveldo735]

"The squal to dragonheart"> is the 6th movie in series

[@Duothimir]

SIXTH????

[@estonedreveldo735]

@@Duothimir yes, it is, the cgi is like actually good now

[@ammagon4519]

Wtf is Dragonheart? I've never heard of that series.

[@estonedreveldo735]

@@ammagon4519 the og 'bad cgi' movie was the first one, sold enough to have actually pretty good cgi in the next one, and the rest have decent to pretty good CGI

[@paulunga]

Joan Dark? Wrong shooter.

[@trygullx]

is it so hard to make a doom movie like hardcore henry?

[@ThatDjinn]

I mean HH pretty much took the idea from the previous Doom movie in the first place.

[@jmorales09]

Yeah, actually. Filming like that, especially on a low budget would be incredibly difficult

[@trygullx]

@@jmorales09 the average film needs a budget of 70 million, HH had a budget of 2 million

[@trygullx]

@@ThatDjinn shame nobody making a doom movie thought about this DX

[@plastefuchs666]

Hardcore Henry was made by the same dude that made a music video in the same vein.

[@plasticninjaguy]

i have waited millennia for a new civvie video. or two weeks, it gets hard to tell in the hole.

[@plasticninjaguy]

wait a second this was the one on the other site! you bastard!

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

"For millennia we haved survived, civvie 11 made us sacrifice our sanity in the name of one upload. Who are you? A virgin once a kid. To defy our traditions?

[@MAYOFORCE]

Wait a minute, so you're saying that this is actually a Perfect Dark movie but with Doom's setting?

[@LonelySpaceDetective]

I still think it makes more sense for "Joan Dark" to be a PD reference than an allusion to Joan of Arc.

[@MAYOFORCE]

@@LonelySpaceDetective I just don't think they were thinking

[@CrizzyEyes]

@@LonelySpaceDetective Pretty sure Joanna Dark is also a reference to Jeanne d'Arc.

[@LonelySpaceDetective]

​@@CrizzyEyes You know, that's what I thought, but I don't recall if that was the original intent or if it was a coincidence and the guys at Rare had it pointed out to them after the fact. Also, I feel whether recursive references like "Joan Dark>Joanna Dark>Joan of Arc" are actually alluding to the original material is... debatable? Like Final Fantasy has a recurring thing where pairs of characters are named Biggs and Wedge, at what point do you draw the line between "small Star Wars reference" and "started as a Star Wars reference but is more of a generic series tradition now"? EDIT: Also if someone makes a joke about the "rosebud" money cheat in The Sims, can one really say that they're making a Citizen Kane reference?

[@qweriop]

Cancer mom. Cancer mos. Cancer mous. Cancer mouse. OH NOOOOOO!

[@od4361]

"Oh man, is he playing a VR game with a headset on a smartphone with motion control?" "Yah, this game is layered man!" HE DID IT! HE SAID THE THING!

[@MetalJT24]

Loved the fact that ID software clearly stated: "WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS FILM". Lmao

[@BoomerWarfare]

I actually lol’d at the “copied and pasted” but.

[@AveSicarius]

I just feel that DOOM could never work as a traditional movie that is driven by character narrative. It could work as more of a spectacle driven movie like Hardcore Henry, but actually doing that well is out of the scope of most directors that would actually be assigned to, or willing to take on, the project. An animated Doom Slayer movie a bit like those we saw in the Halo franchise could also be brilliant as that could really show off the combat in a way live-action just can't do. Let's hope they don't decide to go after the other silent protagonists next and decide to make a HL movie. That being said Keanu Reeves would probably make a good Gordon Freeman if you stuck some glasses and a pimped-out orange jumpsuit on him.

[@mrbigglezworth42]

The Hardcore Henry could certainly work for a balls to the wall action movie, even more so when the DOOM 2016 live action trailer released it had all the violence and raw power you'd expect from the Doomguy. So I think it could work, but it'd have to be VERY focused on what DOOM is good at, and that's ultra-violence with a bit of flair to it.

[@paklaselt2198]

Keanu Reeves? ... why? seriously.. why?

[@DaveDexterMusic]

Even films that approach the zenith of meaningless, epic action still have some characterisation to make them tick. I gave up on Hardcore Henry. The reason that 5-10 minute fan films or cinematics tend to get loaded with "better than X movie/game" comments is because wordless or barely characterised/plotted boom-pow works for short spans, but not for 90+ minutes. Not that I can think of. That awesome live action Doom 2016 trailer worked because it was lean and great. Could you really watch 2 hours without getting a bit bored?

[@thewraithwriter22]

I would watch that

[@AveSicarius]

@@mrbigglezworth42 Exactly, and I just don't see any large studio picking that up due to rating concerns, the lack of general appeal, and the budget required because of all the SFX, set pieces, and costume design that would be needed. Movie producers and large studios don't care about actually catering to what we, as consumers, want, they only care about making the most generally appealing product that they can sell to the most amount of people. Hence the "gentrification" of many genres as executive's seek to grind down the aspects of a movie that might not appeal to literally everyone, even though those aspects are what draw many of us in. A DOOM movie wouldn't be picked up by any studio with the capital to make it awesome, because not only would they be worried about not making that money back, but also scared of any "controversy" such a violence focused film might generate. I did enjoy the first Doom movie, and I have a place in my heart for cheesy action flicks, but I'd rather them just leave the franchise alone at this point. The games are enough for me.

[@SteveMacSticky]

I enjoy your stuff, CV11, and the characters you've created.

[@TheRocketLombax]

For "Joan Dark" you should've made a clone high joke, when Joan was pretending to be "John Dark".

[@myway7367]

Take a shot everytime this feller says “dadn’t”.

[@TimothySnowman]

I'm surprised you left out the second body they find having a name tag that says John Carmack. I rolled my eyes so hard.

[@Kurofune]

The Joan Dark name seems an obvious reference to Joanna Dark from the Perfect Dark series, strong fanservice.

[@TheTruth61989]

yeah i though of that before the historical figure

[@Kurofune]

@Mr VT Then that's a sign the director was truly blessed by the FPS gods and this is the ultimate cinematic experience.

[@CodSlap]

Eight minutes in, I decided to pause and go rent the movie. 28 minutes in I went ”Yeah, no - this is a waste of my time” and came back to watch Civvie’s take on it.

[@Supperdude9]

>Joan Dark Man are we sure they weren't trying to do a Perfect Dark x Doom Crossover? That is VERY close to Joanna Dark.

[@LightningBoltForever]

Why go see the Doom movies themselves when I could watch Civvie fill me in about them? Another great video, sir. Thank you!