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@Slysheen4 жыл бұрын
"Bullets in Doom Annihilation kill demons sometimes." To be fair, the Doom 3 shotgun kills demons sometimes too.
@noobguy99734 жыл бұрын
f*cken hell the spread on that thing was humongus
@thevgmlover4 жыл бұрын
@@noobguy9973 Would've actually been great, if the pellets were even effective. They weren't. -~-
@Splatterpunk_OldNewYork4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes....
@MarkoUntitled4 жыл бұрын
It was a great melee weapon.
@TheRhalf4 жыл бұрын
@@MarkoUntitled not really
@Fyrmer4 жыл бұрын
They misspelled the name of the lead actress in the opening credits. At least you don't need to get very far into this mess to find out how little they cared.
@kingnull26974 жыл бұрын
Or how rushed they were. This was probably on some incredibly stupid schedule which stopped anyone from doing _actually good work_. Universal Studios is the Bethesda of Video Games.
@bappojujubes9814 жыл бұрын
Imagine this: you get the guy who directed Hardcore Henry, then have him direct the next Doom Movie.
@Lucios19954 жыл бұрын
Did you see the bit everyone remembers from the first Doom movie? kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3vJXnhtpKqaq7c
@SuperPerry10004 жыл бұрын
@@Lucios1995 Yeah, now we just need a whole movie like that. I mean Hardcore Henry thankfully made stuff like that much easier to do, I personally would love that.
@michaelbuckers4 жыл бұрын
A third of the movie should be sci fi drama about Argent research spliced with animated Slayer Testaments, and then they unseal Slayer's tomb and it's 60 minutes of guns blazing and glory kills, sometimes in third person.
@gagejohnathan96414 жыл бұрын
@@michaelbuckers That'd be interesting as a two parter movie, part one is dedicated to getting the viewers up to speed on The plot of the doom 2016-eternal series, And part two is the Main attraction.
@Nuxi10.4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelbuckers yeah, maybe sorta like a team of UAC soldiers trying to survive with their objective trying to reach the slayer chamber and started to unseal the tomb
@InnuendoXP4 жыл бұрын
Doom with Perfect Dark's protagonist is a stack of potential in the right hands. These were the other hands.
@mts92664 жыл бұрын
these were the left hands
@dooplon50833 жыл бұрын
@George Corbul If they hadn't left me for another man I might be willing to defend em but typing with stumps for arms is hard.
@jesserodriguez75883 жыл бұрын
@@dooplon5083 this is golden
@vipervolkan30423 жыл бұрын
Perfect Doom
@PosthumanHeresy3 жыл бұрын
Honestly most franchises with a protagonist swap could be incredibly wonderful. Perfect Dark with the Doom Slayer would be _hilarious_
@nibblrrr71244 жыл бұрын
18:23 Did you know the name "Mikiko" consists of the Kanji for "to stab in the back" and "my buddy Superfly"?
@DiamantisGR4 жыл бұрын
The swivel chairs the crew uses in the scene where they are all together in the beginning, are identical to the one I have for my desk.
@GamerGuysReviews4 жыл бұрын
The budget for this was somewhere between a ham sandwich and a kick in the leg, leaning more towards the ham sandwich.
@heyimgoingtoplaysomegames4 жыл бұрын
Will and Matt's Excellent Podcast Must be some bad meat in that sandwich
@sevenproxies42554 жыл бұрын
Looking at the room they're sitting in, it looks like a rip-off from the commissary room aboard the Nostromo in Alien, where the crew had meetings and meals together.
@TheRealNormanBates4 жыл бұрын
Ah.. so your chairs are timeless
@shabashes4 жыл бұрын
hey i love how your name is just a triangle
@lucianoarmstrong92024 жыл бұрын
“you might remember this scene in that other better doom movie” - event horizon
@yourverybestfriend12634 жыл бұрын
Dude. I read this comment right as he said it. Don't know why I felt the need to share that, but there it is.
@Eldor-1174 жыл бұрын
Na event horizon is a Warhammer movie
@matthewshelley13654 жыл бұрын
@@Eldor-117 dangers of warp travel without gellar fields.
@Trashloot4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for pointing it out. It drove me crazy that i did not figure out from which movie the scene was.
@sorrenblitz8054 жыл бұрын
@@Eldor-117 nah it's definitely a doom movie. It even has its own Dr. Betruger. It's a ship built to teleport through black hole gates. Doom's Phobos Anomaly was caused by teleportation experiments. It comes back corrupted by hell like the ship in Final Doom: TNT. It makes you hallucinate like the Marine in Doom 3. Boom Event Horizon is a Doom movie.
@pescando4 жыл бұрын
Remember when it used to be that a hit movie would result in development of a cheap cash-in game? Now a hit game results in a cheap cash-in movie.
@ThatDjinn4 жыл бұрын
Both existed for a long time. Mario movie for example.
@vicentgalvan704 жыл бұрын
The tables have turned.
@BlazingShadowSword4 жыл бұрын
@@ThatDjinn I mean, technically you're not wrong, but when you look into the history behind the Mario Bros. Movie it gets really interesting. Because apparently, it was a whole lot more accurate in the beginning.
@DisorientedWanderer4 жыл бұрын
I kinda liked die hard nakatomi plaza when I was younger even though it was a cash-in game.
@UltimateEnderman454 жыл бұрын
Its been like that for decades. There's nothing new about it. RESIDENT EVIL Silent hill(even though I actually think that one is good) Mortal kombat
@cactuss33ds3 жыл бұрын
"Doom: Annihilation comes from the director of Soccer Dog: The Movie." still unbelievable.
@shallaska457211 ай бұрын
Ain't nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't play Soccer.
@MrLightning754 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad he mentioned Karl Urban's acting in Dredd. He's the only actor I can think of that's okay with only showing half of his face for the whole movie, and that half-face is always frowning. Fuckin killer, his acting carried that movie.
@GeorgeMonet Жыл бұрын
He wasn't the only actor who put in a good performance that movie.
@elgusaniiiodeljuego682310 ай бұрын
One thing you know after watching Doom and Dredd is that Urban is willing to kill his colleagues with no hesitation.
@CMMalvadoАй бұрын
And The Boys
@TypeZeta24 жыл бұрын
You know it’s a real shitstorm when even the official DOOM Twitter account refuses to associate itself with something
@GamerRespawned4 жыл бұрын
"See, these areas are copy-pasted, rooms, whole hallways, so it gets a little confusing." I got that quote!
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
I clapped when I saw it!
@JeanMarceaux4 жыл бұрын
Quit winning
@henrynelson93014 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@butterwantschoclate93644 жыл бұрын
Henry Nelson he said it in his kreed video and sneaks one clip of this every once in a while
@butterwantschoclate93644 жыл бұрын
Here’s the link:kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3zbfHZ_mMeJrbs
@novakastmusic4 жыл бұрын
A good DOOM movie: There is no crew. They're dead.
@cjnf114 жыл бұрын
Kinda unrelated, but this really reminded me a line from Dredd: "There are no sides. You're already dead."
@sthoque39274 жыл бұрын
@Chris Handsome While that would be better than this shower of shit, you do need a bit more than that. I'm surprised they didn't just make the Doom 3 into a movie. You have plenty of characters you could use before they're offed.
@TonyToon4 жыл бұрын
Chris Handsome the closest we have to that is evil dead 2, and that’s half comedy because otherwise it’s be real hard to keep us engaged with one guy fighting awful things for ninety minutes (even if it is the amazing Bruce Campbell)
@kayeplaguedoc90544 жыл бұрын
@@cjnf11 Honestly, Dredd makes a good model for how to make a Doom movie that works. A relatively simple action film with a ton of irreverence and dark humor (Though I'd make Doom a bit more slapstick in occasions, think in an earlier Evil Dead kind of way.) but enough style, visual worldbuilding, and raw brutality to keep you interested and taking it seriously; all set against a rather tight premise that keeps the action flowing well. I'd also probably make it kind of claustrophobic like Dredd was, I know Doom is very movement based but you can still have that in a kind of confined setting, I think the confined setting is a good way to keep a certain urgency to the notion of constantly moving forward though. Its a good way to make the "troughs" in the stories pacing to automatically generate a bit of uneasiness and tension because you want to get moving again and a it'll allow the writer a good opportunity to generate anticipation without having to rely as much on the characters and actual "plot"
@pentelegomenon11754 жыл бұрын
(The Only Thing They Fear Is You plays)
@nmaorn4 жыл бұрын
"Lucky panties has more arc than cancer mom" -Civvie11, 2020
@thomassynths3 жыл бұрын
God bless Wiseau.
@9604564 жыл бұрын
It just upsets me that they had the literal, walking, talking version of the Doomguy sprite and he dies like a bitch.
@squarecranium45923 жыл бұрын
Just like Bill Murray in half the movies he's in.
@buttermynugger99673 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY HOW I FEEL
@MinscFromBaldursGate923 жыл бұрын
I'm also upset about the french tomboy. I have a thing for tomboys.
@konoskubos16413 жыл бұрын
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Ah i see you are an ascended master as well
@thrashnakthebarbarian98763 жыл бұрын
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 tomboys>
@thedogmaticdirector4 жыл бұрын
Joan Dark is close to Joanna Dark, as in the protagonist of Perfect Dark. Had to do a double take when I heard it the first time.
@kabob00774 жыл бұрын
Great, now I'm having flashbacks.
@smexehcougah34 жыл бұрын
Yeah how did Civvie not know that?
@Jesse__H4 жыл бұрын
Loved that game back in the day. Eight Perfect Sims on Felicity, set up a bunch of laptop gun turrets in one of the back rooms and just pray - that was like the very first horde mode for me and my sleepover buddies 😁
@paklaselt21984 жыл бұрын
@@smexehcougah3 he's not a fan of goldeneye or perfect dark. the controller probably. i think they're great.
@moldyskittle4 жыл бұрын
Same. But at least if pd did that? It was subtle and cool. This is just gross.
@Chronologo4 жыл бұрын
The fact that this movie makes the previous one look like a masterpiece is hilarious
@blatantblasphemer73173 жыл бұрын
I honestly prefer the other one because it’s completely awful but the performance from Karl Urban lets the film be almost satire
@Chronologo3 жыл бұрын
@@blatantblasphemer7317 Karl Urban is solid, the previous movie had bad writing not bad performances
@blatantblasphemer73173 жыл бұрын
@@Chronologo which makes it like the perfect(I suppose you’d call it)”spoof” movie I liked the film for all the wrong reasons
@Chronologo3 жыл бұрын
@@blatantblasphemer7317 Yeah, I mean it's like a modern take on those shitty 80s action movies that were absolutely bad but entertaining as fuck
@blatantblasphemer73173 жыл бұрын
@@Chronologo I’m still tryna convince my brothers to watch it
@Srksius28024 жыл бұрын
EYE Divine Cybermancy when Civvie? STALKER when Civvie? Operation Matriarchy (Velian) when Civvie? Pro Catfight when Civvie?
@dnothstylez4 жыл бұрын
EYE was such a... weird game. To put it nicely.
@nahuelahpa18814 жыл бұрын
so much stuff he could do, i am glad he took my advice from the list of stuff that would fit this channel and did Alien Resurrection, makes me think he actually saw it, read it and took it into account, and he could (and he did) other stuff that is not just straight fps
@dingusdangus17904 жыл бұрын
@weebles Considering his reaction to "You Are Empty" I'm not so sure of that
@KiraRiseAgainst4 жыл бұрын
Civvie plays bad games only so... EYE and Stalker are not in the list, the problem is those 2 games are jank games not bad games. Of course pro series are from good games i know...
@SpecShadow4 жыл бұрын
STALKER? Yes, original trilogy with Murderhobo Simulator aka Stalker Anomaly. EYE DivCyb? Eh, yeah, would be nice. Don't know the rest. He might take a look at them when he deal with the rest.
@ghfjfghjasdfasdf4 жыл бұрын
“This movie couldn’t even afford monster closets.” He was hiding underneath the stairs. 😆
@reloadpsi3 жыл бұрын
"Who's our friendly plot device who looks about to die? C-A-N, C-E-R, M-O-M-M-Y Whose infected organs are making her daughter cry? C-A-N, C-E-R, M-O-M-M-Y" I think I just fleshed her out better than the movie even did.
@m-w-y73253 жыл бұрын
I think even Cancer Mouse gave a pass when asked to join in the cast, that's why they got Cancer Mom.
@a.k81852 жыл бұрын
@@m-w-y7325 Seems about right
@ZuluRomeo Жыл бұрын
Hey it's Cancer Mommy
@lambda-m16766 ай бұрын
Cancer Mommy sounds like a humanoid mommified version of Cancer Mouse specifically for R34
@SleepingPepper4 жыл бұрын
"I got the results of the test back, I definitely have breast cancer."
@saladcuck8554 жыл бұрын
oh hi mark
@user-pp5tk1hx7c4 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
@GRIZZDOGG014 жыл бұрын
Hello doggie.
@DragnSly4 жыл бұрын
I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling!
@TheNucaKola4 жыл бұрын
I cannot tell you, it is confidential. Anyway how is your sex life?
@RiskyBRiskyB4 жыл бұрын
*"She goes to the Doom 3 health station, but dudn't know how to use it."* lol wut a dummy! All she had to do was look at the screen and press "mouse_1"
@RiskyBRiskyB4 жыл бұрын
Botches, meng.
@pezus5534 жыл бұрын
@@RiskyBRiskyB Botches, meng.
@RiskyBRiskyB4 жыл бұрын
@@pezus553 t-t-t-thanks y-you too
@Riptor19984 жыл бұрын
"Dudnt" lol is that southern for doesnt?
@BigWheel.4 жыл бұрын
@@Riptor1998 northern.
@Currrby4 жыл бұрын
if you want to make a competent doom movie: -Have the doomguy -However, don't have the doomguy be the main character, because his character arc is flat and his actions are way more spectacular and mysterious from another characters perspective, plus he doesn't necessarily have the character stakes/vulnerability to be a compelling protagonist in a cinematic setting -Have demons -Set it on mars and and in hell -Do not try and apologise for the art style/content -Spend money on it -Make it rowdy
@daath9124 жыл бұрын
-Watch Hardcore Henry before you start the movie production
@DavidCastro-rw9lb4 жыл бұрын
You can even make it with a woman. Just follow the DOOM 2 RPG formula: one fast female OC, an UAC nerd, and our favorite demon remover. Then, I don't know, make it about how the chick and the nerd try to survive while our favorite slayer destroy demon after demon. And then in the climax they team up to destroy the icon of sin (or cyberdemon because it was a demon virus on that game). The epilogue can be the OC shutting up about feminism understanding that there are worst things to be worried about, the nerd holding the cube of souls, refusing to give it to the UAC and killing everyone who tries to take it away from him, and Doomguy staying in Hell killing demons. You can even ending with him screaming "Come on! Bring it on! Rip and Tear! UNTIL IS DONE!!!", and staying in pose looking like the OG Doom game.
@robollama86124 жыл бұрын
Another way to get a good doom movie would be animation. Something in the style of DC's animated movies. Just focus on doomguy the whole time and get good artists. A movie or web series would do, just depending on how much of the games you can well represent in the respective time frames
@kduhtdkzrt4 жыл бұрын
Currrby I wanna fix the DOOM movie, too, just, my idea is actually good: Don‘t FUCING make a DOOm movie. There. I fixed it. God, fuck, was that so hard?
@MathiGabriel4 жыл бұрын
@@DavidCastro-rw9lb hello, do you want to be my friend? I love the Doom RPG series and I absolutly agree with you
@1234vhhs12344 жыл бұрын
This has such a strong porn parody vibe I just assume you left out the copulation.
@kinganarkzie3 жыл бұрын
HDoom the movie.
@petrspetsnaz6303 жыл бұрын
@@kinganarkzie once again the game was better
@nowtime39993 жыл бұрын
A pron parody would be the successor to this movie
@nman5513 жыл бұрын
Oh
@doubleaa73683 жыл бұрын
Doom Anal Annihilation
@CaramelsDen4 жыл бұрын
"You're gonna notice that some of these areas are copy and pasted. Rooms, full hallways.." I love this recurring joke
@glitchedoom2 жыл бұрын
You see the joke is copy and pasted, whole punchlines...
@JBshreds4 жыл бұрын
I have no mouth and I must Kreed "See these areas are copied and pasted, whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing"
@albertdeluxe89664 жыл бұрын
Quit winning!
@5udimax4 жыл бұрын
I knew I had heard it somewhere !
@vicentgalvan704 жыл бұрын
Noice.
@LordofSadFac4 жыл бұрын
He also does that line in Ypu Are Eampty, though only once.
@adamofblastworks15174 жыл бұрын
"I think this game is making my brain smooth." I'm still looking for an opportunity to use that kind of line in my life.
@wahlex8414 жыл бұрын
Nah, Sonic deverved a break after everything that happened to him.
@quox39874 жыл бұрын
Yea it was good because it understood what it wanted to be, alongside understanding the audience who were watching it. I’m glad the people making it understood what they were doing and how the consumer is involved, instead of giving into the “blame the consumer” spiel.
@scarfaceAC24 жыл бұрын
Here's hoping there's a sequel that leans more on the source material
@jeremyallen4923 жыл бұрын
I doubt he'll ever live down the kiss scene in Sonic 06
@weebmcdonald88343 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyallen492 Sonic is very traumatized from that incident
@jeremyallen4923 жыл бұрын
@@weebmcdonald8834 which makes me wonder who the genius was that thought it was a good idea in the first place
@thommygoot76964 жыл бұрын
“Who needs a doomguy?”
@thedude99134 жыл бұрын
Everyone
@ECartmanist4 жыл бұрын
This movie
@sanctifiedsuccubus25624 жыл бұрын
**HiSsSsSsS...**
@RideTheDalan894 жыл бұрын
The Doom series
@TheDorianTube4 жыл бұрын
@Mr VT Really? with what? tell me tell me ahahah
@thisdudegotreal4 жыл бұрын
When he paused at the description for Kindergarten Cop 2 I could hear a faint and distance BRUH
@swordofdanu3 жыл бұрын
Nah.
@thisdudegotreal3 жыл бұрын
Cringe bro
@MinscFromBaldursGate923 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Cancer Mouse to show up during that.
@JimJamTheAdmin3 жыл бұрын
I have watched every single one of the movies he listed. That was a suffocating and anxiety-inducing sequence for me. Why do I consume so much trash?
@__Generic4 жыл бұрын
The Captain actually looks a little bit like the OG Doomguy
@KaijuKingGojira4 жыл бұрын
"Doom Annihilation comes from the director of Soccer Dog" 🤣.
@mugwump70494 жыл бұрын
That explains it.
@Keyecomposer3 жыл бұрын
@@mugwump7049 Not exactly, you shouldn't assume a director can't do a certain job just because of the tone of their previous work.
@mugwump70493 жыл бұрын
@@Keyecomposer I wasn't talking about tone, but competence.
@batman61984 жыл бұрын
Hmm... I feel like I've seen this before but I can't put my finger on it.
@saskue7604 жыл бұрын
Possum Reviews?
@paklaselt21984 жыл бұрын
its on Bit-Chute.
@boredkimuss4 жыл бұрын
Deja vu
@Deathshead4194 жыл бұрын
Must've been another timeline...
@etaidade39834 жыл бұрын
@@saskue760 thats why
@palaiologos44414 жыл бұрын
"Resident Evil IN SPACE 2: Martian Boogaloo" would've been a more accurate title
@marrvynswillames49754 жыл бұрын
this or Aliens, but shit
@SpecShadow4 жыл бұрын
though you were talking about Marthian Gothic for a moment (because Martian + Resident Evil)
@qiff66674 жыл бұрын
So... Dead Space.
@agitatedskeleton4 жыл бұрын
Alien 3 2
@Skiivin4 жыл бұрын
They’re not on Mars doe
@VTown19894 жыл бұрын
You saw the name Joan Dark and immediately got the reference to "Joan of Ark". While I saw Joanna Dark... the protagonist for the N64 shooter "Perfect Dark". Eh, so I'm not as cultured as I should be.
@Nicole7073.4 жыл бұрын
You weren’t the only one who thought Joanna Dark
@331coolguy4 жыл бұрын
Glad I am not alone in that.
@matthewcote99054 жыл бұрын
Nope me too
@pentelegomenon11753 жыл бұрын
I saw the character Joan of Arc from Clone High, who in one episode posed as a boy named "John Dark," punning on her actual French name "Jeanne D'Arc" which is pronounced mostly the same way.
@AliaImmortalis3 жыл бұрын
@@pentelegomenon1175 Actually, no.
@SuperPerry10004 жыл бұрын
"Does it burn any of you guys that Sonic the Hedgehog got a better movie than DOOM?" Actually Civvie, it's positively *vindicating* :)
@roberte29453 жыл бұрын
But the games are still mounds of shit. It took an outsider to make Sonic Mania just to break the curse.
@m-w-y73253 жыл бұрын
@@roberte2945 I thought you wrote Sonic Manja
@1986Hikaru2 жыл бұрын
Now he have TWO better movies than DOOM.
@Comkill1172 жыл бұрын
@@1986Hikaru Hell, 3 if you count the OVA.
@bruh-gn5kc4 жыл бұрын
4:48 Todd Howard walking into Bethesda to make a 3DS port of Skyrim
@ilikemusic54404 жыл бұрын
Just give us a Hardcore Henry style Doom movie if you’re going to force a Doom movie down people’s throats that absolutely nobody asked for.
@sessy014 жыл бұрын
But they had to make it and promote it so much that it would be better because wahmen lead.
@nahuelahpa18814 жыл бұрын
a Doom movie could be good if its made as an exercise in style with a barebones plot, it could be practically a videoclip with no dialogues, but like you said it has to be like Hardcore Henry/Hotel Inferno, it has to be first person all the time, it could actually work they just have put zero thought in it in both movies
@Jester44604 жыл бұрын
@@sessy01 what if samus moive but male
@jackiebunny30294 жыл бұрын
Hardcore Henry I don't know if I love it or hate it... It was super duper cheesy... But like... You knew the movie didn't take it so seriously at
@sessy014 жыл бұрын
@@Jester4460 aw hell no, that hurt just to read. You need a tall, fit, full-lipped european woman who can fight in thick heels unless she doesnt have that loadout and in that case, raised heel armored slip-ons. And above all, A FUCKING BLONDE!
@davidpaul62904 жыл бұрын
The lady who died of cancer? That’s my favorite character from Sonic 06!
@hughmungus48773 жыл бұрын
I actually really liked the mini review during the credits, it's super satisfying and should be used to review modern games without taking up a whole video
@beetheimmortal3 жыл бұрын
I just want to add that it's physically impossible for fusion reactors to explode. Those are fission reactors. They couldn't even get that right.
@BloodRedFox20084 жыл бұрын
How Universal keeps making Doom movies: like Aliens except worse. How a Doom movie should be: 99% action scenes with an armored protagonist.
@a.s.g83344 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@DrNiradino4 жыл бұрын
Just ask that russian dude who made Hardcore to make it.
@the8thark4 жыл бұрын
99% lol that'd be garbage. A DOOM movie needs to be 100% riping and tearing. Like Classic DOOM. Not the shit DOOM 3 and DOOM 2016 ripoff movies. Which dickheads would make a DOOM movie basedon a DOOM game with too much (ie morew than zero) story? Oh yeah, Universal.
@meyes56714 жыл бұрын
hardcore henry with demons
@CerberusGX4 жыл бұрын
@Amadeus Eisenberg Your new god is made of nanobots
@ECartmanist4 жыл бұрын
Remember when ID software distanced themselves from this movie
@Cryros_sphere4 жыл бұрын
“Some of these rooms are copied and pasted” *I have no mouth and I must Kreed*
@skinnysnorlax18763 жыл бұрын
15:30 That David Lynch reference had me cackling like a forest witch. You and/or Katie deserve a hats off for that one.
@Bacxaber2 жыл бұрын
Katie isn't real.
@DropkickNation Жыл бұрын
It's such a sadness...to think that you experienced Doom by watching a movie on your fucking television.
@jiaan1004 ай бұрын
@@Bacxabershut your mouth
@DeisFortuna4 жыл бұрын
"the worst part about this movie is how bad the editing is" Wait. The movie is actually edited like how you're presenting it, Civvie? I thought you were just editing everything to cut from stuff to other stuff faster than the movie did to avoid the copyright bots!
@jaysee21414 жыл бұрын
2:21 Dragonheart? "TO THE SHTARS CIVVIE, TO THE SHTARS"
@istthehappybara55254 жыл бұрын
Nope, the Dganoheart 2. The first one was great and the second one... was.
@javieracea39704 жыл бұрын
Ok
@MinscFromBaldursGate923 жыл бұрын
The ending of Dragonheart still makes me cry like a baby.
@labenvenci15844 жыл бұрын
I'd love an Doom movie that is just Doom 3 but Diehard. My idea is where It follows an Security Cadet at an Research Station located on an floating Rock after an failed Teleport experiment to another dimension, that releases Hell on the Station. The protagonist constantly is like "My god, what am I doing?" and reacts to the Demons realistically, where he's having an complete Fight or Flight in the beginning but after he kills one, he's in full Survival mode after he realizes they can be killed, and comes across different survivors and enemies as he traverses the station to shut the portal down, it's an mix of Action and Horror as he teams with some survivors to save the station. That would be 20 times better then what this even is.
@taniksholdinganarchy40814 жыл бұрын
And we just see doomguy from afar beating the shoot out of an archvile
@DriveCarToBar4 жыл бұрын
oh, like Under Siege with Steven Seagal, but with zombie demons on Mars' potato moon.
@dayligs4 жыл бұрын
But yours is just a comment and this is a movie
@Unethical.Dodgson4 жыл бұрын
@@dayligs that's what's so sad about this. I was more entertained and impressed with his comment than this movie :)
@georgeoldsterd89942 жыл бұрын
Imagine the first Doom movie, but the protagonist is The Kid instead of Reaper.
@nivlacyevips4 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsey, Beetlejuice, and now David Lynch saying, “Get reeeal.” The holy trinity is complete.
@scottl.15684 жыл бұрын
Robert Duvall going absolutely apeshit in M*A*S*H* is one of the all-time underrated scenes in film... God bless you, Civvie.
@sneakyshiekah87803 жыл бұрын
10:37 “I’m thinking about Sergeant Blazkowicz’s family” >He’s wondering about his loved ones
@Stonehawk4 жыл бұрын
HERE'S HOW YOU BEAT THE AUTOMATED COPYRIGHT SYSTEM: STEP 1 - Commission an original music piece to use as background for your video. STEP 2 - Register that music piece as copyrighted to yourself STEP 3 - add that copyright to KZbin's content ID system STEP 4 - copyright claim the proceeds of YOUR OWN VIDEOS!
@roberte29453 жыл бұрын
Or do it the way that one KZbinr does. Just put in tons of clips from different studios so nobody gets the ad revenue.
@danielwordsworth18433 жыл бұрын
@@roberte2945 just started watching knowledgehub - you meant them, right?
@torquetheprisoner4 жыл бұрын
i like the karl urban doom movie as a stand alone story and see it as a nod to the late 80's early 90's action movies
@benjaminbarraza89724 жыл бұрын
"Who needs Doomguy?" This movie
@terrorkaka3 жыл бұрын
“I’m your Ultra-Nightmare” *dies to one fucking zombie*
@efxnews47763 жыл бұрын
The Doom movie, that made me realize that the first Doom movie, was actually a good movie.
@csyrup4 жыл бұрын
first thing I see when I open up KZbin, they know
@Bella_The_Chef4 жыл бұрын
Same dude
@cesarvictoriano80724 жыл бұрын
I used to be passionately angry about this for the poor work and real lack of understanding what is Doom. But Civvie’s calm voice through this breaking in down along with forgetting the movie to begin with, have brought it to a disappointing indifference.
@cooljim13764 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I couldn't see it that way. This movie is still hot garbage, making the 2004 film look infinitely better by comparison. Civvie praising the blatantly rubber chainsaw scene was the final straw for me.
@CopiousDoinksLLC4 жыл бұрын
Only a true Doom fan would not know that this movie existed. Yes, you read that correctly.
@Aghawa4 жыл бұрын
"See, these areas are copied and pasted, whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing" Ahhh that felt good
@Hey-Chef-Mike4 жыл бұрын
"the other, better doom movie" _Event Horizon has entered the chat_
@doomjoltfromflordia40693 жыл бұрын
Event Horizon? Let me guess is he a toxic guy
@christianreno41623 жыл бұрын
@@doomjoltfromflordia4069 What ?
@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup82513 жыл бұрын
@@doomjoltfromflordia4069 What?
@BlazingShadowSword3 жыл бұрын
@@doomjoltfromflordia4069 Event Horizon is a horror movie, it's about a spaceship that passed through hell and the crew of a separate ship goes to figure out what happened. Like Doom, it's about space and hell and in a way it's a better Doom movie than this fucking garbage.
@doomjoltfromflordia40693 жыл бұрын
@@BlazingShadowSword Hmm the people who made that movie should team up with fans of Doom to make a GOOD Doom movie
@angelriverasantana77554 жыл бұрын
This makes me think of a comment I saw in another video about this movie that actually has an effective concept for a Doom movie Like, the Slayer appears, but as a side character with a big presence, ripping and tearing through the forces of Hell with his arsenal and superhuman mobility, and the main guys being a stranded team of UAC scientists thought to be dead, with the Slayer sometimes getting them out of a pinch, like opening a sealed door, or when a horde of demons gets too tight, to the point that he has to help the team by Berserk-ing through it all, for example.
@everythingsgonnabealright88884 жыл бұрын
Bitchute squad reporting - already watched it there, will watch here. Also, I must say, this meme from Kreed grew on me, and now I welcome it in any context possible - it fits fantastically when it’s appropriate contextually.
@TheFingledorf4 жыл бұрын
wtf happened to it on Bitchute, some damn copyright claims there too?
@RareSpottedGamer4 жыл бұрын
@@TheFingledorf He uploaded it on Bitchute a while back because of all the copyright bs over here
@jnoirj31244 жыл бұрын
What is his name on Bitchute? I tried typing in some variants of Civvie 11 and got nothing.
@thejonathan1304 жыл бұрын
Civvie's on bitchute? Sweet. Can I get a link? "His" Channel is empty.
@TARINunit94 жыл бұрын
See a lot of these video are blocked and re-uploaded. Whole copyrights, songs, so it gets a little annoying
@jmorales094 жыл бұрын
Watch Mandy from 2018. It's the closest thing to a good Doom movie we've ever gotten/will ever get. It's about Nicolas Cage fighting demons and cultists, and it's got some of the best gore scenes since Evil Dead.
@shiba2ndworlder4 жыл бұрын
No doomguy in a doom movie, is like The Beatles songs without Paul.
@endorneyodera43663 жыл бұрын
There was doomguy William Joseph Blazkowitz He's just dead and is only a minor reference
@Dopeymanthing3 жыл бұрын
More like just going to only look at the musical instruments with no band in sight.
@xanderdoss56653 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe he was a scienctist and he that he died to a zombie
@commenter_HIMIK-MAN3 жыл бұрын
The captain kinda looks like Doomguy.
@shiba2ndworlder3 жыл бұрын
@@commenter_HIMIK-MAN kinda doesn't count for this movie
@henrynelson93014 жыл бұрын
Do they just have a separate writer dedicated entirely to force in references to the games?
@mkv27183 жыл бұрын
yeah, those references hurt me plenty....
@jillvalentinefan773 жыл бұрын
@@mkv2718 All the hamfisting gave me a stroke.
@thecommentguy93803 жыл бұрын
@@mkv2718 lucky i didnt watch the movie, no doubt it would be an ultra-nightmare
@TXbird0074 жыл бұрын
I see this video escaped containment finally, now if only a certain someone could do that same. Free Civvie
@tuffman1874 жыл бұрын
"Joan Dark" I wonder if the film makers played a game called Perfect Dark?
@teacup87924 жыл бұрын
_See's this in recommended feed._ Me: Oh, this'll be good.
@SuperXAsh4 жыл бұрын
i'm left wondering if someone, somewhere, some weird mad film editing genius could take both Doom movies and splice them into something even remotely interesting.
@concept5631 Жыл бұрын
We need the film version of John Carmack (except hopefully not a bigot).
3 жыл бұрын
"Doctor Betruger" BETRÜGER is literally the German word for traitor. Very subtle.
@punishedbarca7614 жыл бұрын
The drunk captain has the intonation of a 2010 KZbin reviewer delivering a joke
@Dontreadthis04 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this after randomly finding it on Netflix. The only mistake I made was watching it sober
@PlungerMettaur4 жыл бұрын
Did they really named her after Joanna Dark, the main character of Perfect Dark?
@LonelySpaceDetective4 жыл бұрын
On one hand, I kinda doubt the people behind this know what a Perfect Dark is. On the other, well, our "Doomgal" has basically nothing to do with Jeanne d'Arc.
@FluffiestTail4 жыл бұрын
I watched Doom Annihilation and Annihilation back to back. One gave me existential dread for the future and made me ponder what it meant to be a human and whether who we are now is a consistent thing or if all people are transient. The other had a scary bear in it.
@shazmodeus27953 жыл бұрын
you should have completed the trilogy with Mortal Kombat Annihilation.
@WhoTookMyMirr Жыл бұрын
That goddamn bear still haunts my nightmares
@harmlessplant27814 жыл бұрын
6:55 that guy is playing space pirate trainer.
@Sad_Elf4 жыл бұрын
i got really excited then confused and then remembered this was on bitchute lol
@erikhensler74 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah!!! Thanks for the reminder I’m like.....wait....
@whateverman99424 жыл бұрын
looks like he removed the video from bitchute
@yakacm4 жыл бұрын
Right that explains it, I just thought he had lost it and was putting up old content and pretending it was new.
@Sad_Elf4 жыл бұрын
@@yakacm double the profits if movie reviews were profitable
@timidhobgoblin2074 жыл бұрын
“You’re gonna notice that some of these areas are copied and pasted, rooms, whole hallways so it gets a little confusing” I’m sensing PTSD, Nam style flashbacks of the Kreed episode from that phrase.
@majora4prez5434 жыл бұрын
"QUIT WINNING."
@Snakedude4life4 жыл бұрын
“I am your ultra nightmare!” Ultra? Nay. Nightmare? More like slight headache caused by a slightly off tasting deviled egg. 🎩 🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
@ECartmanist4 жыл бұрын
Calling him an "Ultra Nightmare" is like calling a kid bringing a super soaker to school an active shooting
@gp.59894 жыл бұрын
His line should have read, " I finally got a paycheck!"
@LordofSadFac4 жыл бұрын
More like Ultra Im Too Young To Die.
@mrblonde6093 жыл бұрын
15:26 That David Lynch meme is just godlike.
@Sharkjumper4 жыл бұрын
13:40 - those ominous symbols on the teleporter didn't make any reference to say the same as the blood symbols after the attack so they didn't bother because they think is no big deal - just related about teleportation but not about "reclaim what is ours"
@shaunroberts20374 жыл бұрын
The Doom fps scene is still one of my favorites, doesn't redeem that movie but its cool As for this movie eh... it exists. Also couldn't Joan Dark be a reference to Joanna Dark from Perfect dark, surely not
@The24thWight4 жыл бұрын
That was LITERALLY my thought. Perfect Dark is the shit.
@bromax3604 жыл бұрын
It is a reference but I guess Civvie never played Perfect Dark
@TheMC11024 жыл бұрын
Joan Dark almost sounds like Joanna Dark. Speaking of which...PERFECT DARK WHEN, CIVVIE?!
@LonelySpaceDetective4 жыл бұрын
I hope he does it on a real N64, for the framerate memes. ...Oh who am I kidding, he's doing to do it on emulator and probably with that KP+M injector.
@JesusRodriguez-ib8hn4 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah do Perfect Dark Civvie!
@ludvigs.73344 жыл бұрын
@@LonelySpaceDetective Both Perfect Dark and Goldeneye plays pretty well in emulator with Mouse+Keyboard and 60 FPS mod, and holds up against many games from that time IMO
@LonelySpaceDetective4 жыл бұрын
@@ludvigs.7334 Yeah, true, but I was hoping to hear Civvie gripe about the bizarre controller and the average FPS that's lower than the age of Randy's lovers.
@estonedreveldo7354 жыл бұрын
"The squal to dragonheart"> is the 6th movie in series
@Duothimir4 жыл бұрын
SIXTH????
@estonedreveldo7354 жыл бұрын
@@Duothimir yes, it is, the cgi is like actually good now
@ammagon45193 жыл бұрын
Wtf is Dragonheart? I've never heard of that series.
@estonedreveldo7353 жыл бұрын
@@ammagon4519 the og 'bad cgi' movie was the first one, sold enough to have actually pretty good cgi in the next one, and the rest have decent to pretty good CGI
@paulunga Жыл бұрын
Joan Dark? Wrong shooter.
@trygullx4 жыл бұрын
is it so hard to make a doom movie like hardcore henry?
@ThatDjinn4 жыл бұрын
I mean HH pretty much took the idea from the previous Doom movie in the first place.
@jmorales094 жыл бұрын
Yeah, actually. Filming like that, especially on a low budget would be incredibly difficult
@trygullx4 жыл бұрын
@@jmorales09 the average film needs a budget of 70 million, HH had a budget of 2 million
@trygullx4 жыл бұрын
@@ThatDjinn shame nobody making a doom movie thought about this DX
@plastefuchs6664 жыл бұрын
Hardcore Henry was made by the same dude that made a music video in the same vein.
@plasticninjaguy4 жыл бұрын
i have waited millennia for a new civvie video. or two weeks, it gets hard to tell in the hole.
@plasticninjaguy4 жыл бұрын
wait a second this was the one on the other site! you bastard!
@yourewallsareveryconvenien82924 жыл бұрын
"For millennia we haved survived, civvie 11 made us sacrifice our sanity in the name of one upload. Who are you? A virgin once a kid. To defy our traditions?
@MAYOFORCE4 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute, so you're saying that this is actually a Perfect Dark movie but with Doom's setting?
@LonelySpaceDetective4 жыл бұрын
I still think it makes more sense for "Joan Dark" to be a PD reference than an allusion to Joan of Arc.
@MAYOFORCE4 жыл бұрын
@@LonelySpaceDetective I just don't think they were thinking
@CrizzyEyes4 жыл бұрын
@@LonelySpaceDetective Pretty sure Joanna Dark is also a reference to Jeanne d'Arc.
@LonelySpaceDetective4 жыл бұрын
@@CrizzyEyes You know, that's what I thought, but I don't recall if that was the original intent or if it was a coincidence and the guys at Rare had it pointed out to them after the fact. Also, I feel whether recursive references like "Joan Dark>Joanna Dark>Joan of Arc" are actually alluding to the original material is... debatable? Like Final Fantasy has a recurring thing where pairs of characters are named Biggs and Wedge, at what point do you draw the line between "small Star Wars reference" and "started as a Star Wars reference but is more of a generic series tradition now"? EDIT: Also if someone makes a joke about the "rosebud" money cheat in The Sims, can one really say that they're making a Citizen Kane reference?
@qweriop3 жыл бұрын
Cancer mom. Cancer mos. Cancer mous. Cancer mouse. OH NOOOOOO!
@od43614 жыл бұрын
"Oh man, is he playing a VR game with a headset on a smartphone with motion control?" "Yah, this game is layered man!" HE DID IT! HE SAID THE THING!
@MetalJT244 жыл бұрын
Loved the fact that ID software clearly stated: "WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS FILM". Lmao
@BoomerWarfare4 жыл бұрын
I actually lol’d at the “copied and pasted” but.
@AveSicarius4 жыл бұрын
I just feel that DOOM could never work as a traditional movie that is driven by character narrative. It could work as more of a spectacle driven movie like Hardcore Henry, but actually doing that well is out of the scope of most directors that would actually be assigned to, or willing to take on, the project. An animated Doom Slayer movie a bit like those we saw in the Halo franchise could also be brilliant as that could really show off the combat in a way live-action just can't do. Let's hope they don't decide to go after the other silent protagonists next and decide to make a HL movie. That being said Keanu Reeves would probably make a good Gordon Freeman if you stuck some glasses and a pimped-out orange jumpsuit on him.
@mrbigglezworth424 жыл бұрын
The Hardcore Henry could certainly work for a balls to the wall action movie, even more so when the DOOM 2016 live action trailer released it had all the violence and raw power you'd expect from the Doomguy. So I think it could work, but it'd have to be VERY focused on what DOOM is good at, and that's ultra-violence with a bit of flair to it.
@paklaselt21984 жыл бұрын
Keanu Reeves? ... why? seriously.. why?
@DaveDexterMusic4 жыл бұрын
Even films that approach the zenith of meaningless, epic action still have some characterisation to make them tick. I gave up on Hardcore Henry. The reason that 5-10 minute fan films or cinematics tend to get loaded with "better than X movie/game" comments is because wordless or barely characterised/plotted boom-pow works for short spans, but not for 90+ minutes. Not that I can think of. That awesome live action Doom 2016 trailer worked because it was lean and great. Could you really watch 2 hours without getting a bit bored?
@thewraithwriter224 жыл бұрын
I would watch that
@AveSicarius4 жыл бұрын
@@mrbigglezworth42 Exactly, and I just don't see any large studio picking that up due to rating concerns, the lack of general appeal, and the budget required because of all the SFX, set pieces, and costume design that would be needed. Movie producers and large studios don't care about actually catering to what we, as consumers, want, they only care about making the most generally appealing product that they can sell to the most amount of people. Hence the "gentrification" of many genres as executive's seek to grind down the aspects of a movie that might not appeal to literally everyone, even though those aspects are what draw many of us in. A DOOM movie wouldn't be picked up by any studio with the capital to make it awesome, because not only would they be worried about not making that money back, but also scared of any "controversy" such a violence focused film might generate. I did enjoy the first Doom movie, and I have a place in my heart for cheesy action flicks, but I'd rather them just leave the franchise alone at this point. The games are enough for me.
@SteveMacSticky4 жыл бұрын
I enjoy your stuff, CV11, and the characters you've created.
@TheRocketLombax3 жыл бұрын
For "Joan Dark" you should've made a clone high joke, when Joan was pretending to be "John Dark".
@myway73674 жыл бұрын
Take a shot everytime this feller says “dadn’t”.
@TimothySnowman4 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised you left out the second body they find having a name tag that says John Carmack. I rolled my eyes so hard.
@Kurofune4 жыл бұрын
The Joan Dark name seems an obvious reference to Joanna Dark from the Perfect Dark series, strong fanservice.
@TheTruth619894 жыл бұрын
yeah i though of that before the historical figure
@Kurofune4 жыл бұрын
@Mr VT Then that's a sign the director was truly blessed by the FPS gods and this is the ultimate cinematic experience.
@CodSlap Жыл бұрын
Eight minutes in, I decided to pause and go rent the movie. 28 minutes in I went ”Yeah, no - this is a waste of my time” and came back to watch Civvie’s take on it.
@Supperdude92 жыл бұрын
>Joan Dark Man are we sure they weren't trying to do a Perfect Dark x Doom Crossover? That is VERY close to Joanna Dark.
@LightningBoltForever4 жыл бұрын
Why go see the Doom movies themselves when I could watch Civvie fill me in about them? Another great video, sir. Thank you!