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[@DoorMonster]

Is this video mostly about the inside of Kyle's head in real life? Maybe. But you can actually play a hive mind with multiple people in Stellaris now, so that's fun. Also dictators? Lots of contradictory possibilities. Anyway, if you could share this video and maybe also try the game, that would help us a bunch. Both are free - play.stellaris.com/DoorMonster

[@Ikirus]

I already have over 600 hours in the game soo

[@niallreid7664]

So true story, I put a few hive minds into a game of Stellaris called Kyle and Allison because in your first video it looked like you were a hive mind. Anyway, Kyle consumed a good chunk of the galaxy before running out of steam just as he bumped into Allison. Allison, who had been nearly inert at that point, proceeded to eat all of Kyle until he was a single- system vestigial limb to Allison's space empire. I'm not sure what this means yet. Oh, Josh was there too, but he got beaten up by tomatoes.

[@ChaoticNeutralMatt]

​@@niallreid7664amazing read friend

[@bannedfor30daysonfacebook41]

Please do more stellaris skits. its such a good game! love this!

[@mq5731]

Time to roleplay the Tyranids again!

[@Fort_Master]

"How do you oppress a Cactus!?" has got to be my new favorite sentence!

[@patrickkenyon2326]

" Happiness is irrelevant!"

[@resileaf9501]

One of those Door Monster lines that will follow us for the rest of our lives.

[@Jl3Jl3Jl3]

The line is great, but it is made so much better by Kyle's face just after he says it.

[@matthobbs5203]

You over water it

[@Techstriker1]

Timestamp for future reference: 1:30

[@GregorifElfeNoir]

"The hive is happy, happiness is irrelevant" would make a great T-shirt XD

[@Tavor57]

has Valheim "The bees are happy" vibes

[@timmy6890]

Id buy!

[@gideonhockenbarger6078]

"I think things would be a little easier if there was more of me." "There's...billions of you." "Nah, I know, but like, TWO of that, ya know what I mean?" Man, Kyle's writing never fails.

[@thatguy2521]

That “they aren’t producing food in this sector even though all they have are farms” is relatable I have that problem so much

[@Loalrikowki]

"Nobody wants to work anymore"

[@thatguy2521]

@@Loalrikowki is that something that can happen in Stellaris because I no joke will see a planet producing negative food when I made it primarily a food planet

[@danielwoods3896]

@@thatguy2521make sure the pops are working in the farms and aren’t just clerks

[@thatguy2521]

@@danielwoods3896 I did they are so many pops on that planet both jobs are filled

[@noobatgames3321]

​@@danielwoods3896I am on console so I just favorite a job on a planet and go from there

[@tomfillot5453]

Paradox continuing the trend of not letting Door Monster *not* make sketches. At least my DLC money is going towards something productive.

[@rompis.a]

I'm glad(?) that Paradox's strategy boils down to releasing a super awesome base game, followed by a string of increasingly meh DLCs. A direct inverse of most game companies.

[@cyansays13]

@@rompis.ado you even remember Stellaris 1.0?

[@kwagar9810]

@@rompis.a What is blud waffling on about?

[@jeanmarc6517]

@@rompis.a Paragon "meh" ? The fuck kind of game are you playing then?

[@rompis.a]

I love Cities: Skylines. It's awesome. The Night Life(?) DLC is great! Day/night cycle that has gameplay mechanics? Shut up and give me the deluxe bundle! Public transport DLC? Just what this already-awesome game needs! Wishlisted! Natural Disasters? Great! Wishlisted! Winter? Oh I bet that's gonna be cool. What? It's just one map that's eternally winter? Oh well. Maybe they'll hit the next one. University, national park, industrial complex management? Yea... those are cool I guess. Fisheries? Umm... pass. The same goes with Stellaris.

[@reuvengritters2983]

2:50 - "That's just adding two infinities together and I need a nap." This is probably my favorite line in a video full of good lines.

[@zacbohannon9553]

"We've been at war with some geckos for a while, and I wasn't paying attention so our troops have done nothing.".....I felt this on a spiritual level.

[@adamloga3788]

On the other hand, clearly Kyle is a better leader than he thinks, because how else can you completely fail to notice that somebody has been attacking you unless your enemy has done literally nothing that actually did any damage.

[@zacbohannon9553]

@adamloga3788 *Geko's declare War* Kyle's just like "cool, now what to do about my pop. management." *Enemy fleet warning sound effect* ....... "Do we control the senate yet?"

[@eric_moore-6126]

I love how this implies they're just *all* The Zuman Overmind, Central Repository for the Species' Entire Conciousness. 0:18

[@battlesheep2552]

I mean, that is how a hive mind is supposed to work

[@eric_moore-6126]

​@@battlesheep2552But I would think the whole point of an "overmind" is that they aren't a true hivemind. Someone has more control.

[@spritemon98]

This is what happens when an over mind becomes bored

[@AstralDragn]

@@eric_moore-6126 Although real life hiveminds don't even like... exist how the skit portrays them. Except for maybe plant/fungus hiveminds, if that can even be considered when they don't even have really a continuous process of awareness as far as we know. Ants are probably a better idea of how a hivemind in stellaris would work (not to mention explains why theres different jobs for hivemind pops depending on where they work)

[@ChaoticNeutralMatt]

​@@eric_moore-6126saying "true" hivemind is rather odd. There are different kinds.

[@fairystail1]

This explains so much 1) why the Zumans suck and 2) Why Kyle is always so tired. Let other people run the Door Monster hivemind Kyle!

[@DeathnoteBB]

The funny part is hiveminds have no leader within the hivemind, it’s one consciousness. So Xumen!Kyle appointed himself as leader of himself

[@playerguy2]

This sketch sounds about exactly like every one of my playthroughs. I _think_ I'm doing alright until I inevitably find out what others have been up to I'm always either already own everyone in the galaxy or actually no longer exist because the crisis literally cares not for anything except occupying what used to be my empire.. .. gestalt consciousness or not..

[@seekingabsolution1907]

In one of my recent playthroughs everything was going great until the prethoryan scourge came around and devoured literally everyone but me whilst I was fighting the war in heaven and by then it was a war of attrition that I simply could not win. 😅

[@nemtudom5074]

The feeling when you played stellaris enough that you recognize which events they are talking about, like *THE GOD DAMN PRIKKI-TI*

[@ZheToralf]

Came here to say that

[@battlesheep2552]

Those damn Priks

[@DeathnoteBB]

As a non-Stellaris person the funny comes from have NO idea about any of it

[@ythegamerita]

​@@DeathnoteBBthe prikki are the krikkit from hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy but they're geckos

[@grayfox6930]

I love the implication as to why the other drone doesn't know exactly what the first drone knows is because they were in a time vortex.

[@litterallyjustwater]

Its always a good day when door monster uploads

[@Ocker3]

The door opens, the door closes, blessed be the door!

[@drewzero1]

​@@Ocker3Use the doors!

[@mirjanbouma]

That's a fact

[@nicholaiowreyowrey6383]

I love the idea that there’s some hive mind that is only as smart as the guy they first assimilate of the species and the zoomans got assimilated and it was Kyle level of intelligence they were stuck with.

[@jcbtiller]

I'm happy that this started and ended with the doors. May their power know no limits.

[@AFiltiarn]

I spat out my tea at that line: "If we all find out I'm incompetent? Theres nothing we can do about that!" lol

[@DeathnoteBB]

“But I thought we’re all us?” “YOU SEE HOW TIRED I AM?!”

[@nightowl6055]

It would be funny if co-op hiveminds introduced themselves like: "We are... two? You are many."

[@pcplayer9613]

I get the feeling that this whole script is an argument between the sleep deprived but super frustrated side of Kyle and the sleep deprived slow mind Kyle about whose turn it is to take control of his body while he waters his cactus and throws out a gecko he found in the house. Also, I love the fact that he used the prop resume he holds up being blank as part of the hivemind joke!

[@patricktsao9630]

Kyle's fast paced writing/talking is one of my favorite things to listen to/experience, and I find it...refreshing? Like nobody else out there does it quite the way Kyle does. It always makes me happy to see more of it.

[@Logan-nk4vg]

Hey be skeptical if the you win is real it’s seems a lot of people “won”

[@bigblueshoe777]

Right? Like usually that kind of presentation or interaction would give me anxiety, but something about the way he does it is just SO GOOD.

[@jessehopper8996]

Kyle's whole bit about not knowing what's going on is basically the universal experience when playing your first 4x game

[@mcpherson1222]

This is basically a paradox ad channel now, and I am very much ok with this and am looking forward to many more.

[@cayana2319]

Y'all's stellaris and civ videos are absolutely my favorites. I hope they sponsor you more often!

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

I feel like we watched Kyle rant for three minutes about fictional problems in a fictional video game. *I love it. I want more.*

[@DeathnoteBB]

Honestly if all ads were up-front about it and also sketches, I wouldn’t be as annoyed about ads

[@HopefullRomantic]

Can we have a few more game developing companies to sponsor these guys? That's just awesome!!

[@raylordofkhalah28]

I didnt know how much I needed this skit until now. I love this so much as a Hive Mind main. and yes, I always imagine them as a comedy skit when I play

[@Dmgladiator2642]

You need to make a "How do you oppress a cactus t shirt" they'll sell like bot cakes

[@oscarg9140]

When he says time hurricane it reminds me of the solo cup sketch where the victim keeps yelling that he is talking to a cup. God I love these guys.

[@FrozenShepard]

I love the Stellaris sketches. Every single one of them has been a hit.

[@Crybaton]

Playing as a hivemind means, that I get to fuck around in a tiny tiny sealed of Galaxy quadrant. With a handful of systems / planets and only one access. Giving me hours of time to stockpile troops at my border and try to understand how the ship designer and planet menus work. While my friend that actually knows how to play the game rules as supreme emperor of EVERYTHING, micromanaging our vast space lands in the most minute details and feeding me Ressources, so I stay occupied and don't break anything...

[@erebusvonmori8050]

The good news is that you not breaking anything does mean you contribute more than the average AI vassal

[@gorkemaykut5230]

best thing about stellaris updates is that i got to see more of door monster

[@moonblaze2713]

Oh nice, the Overmind came back around. Loved these guys. ... That guy? Girl? Them. Loved them. Hope they figure out and take a nap so the can come back around more.

[@Arisorio]

Man i love Paradox and Doormonster cooperating is the best thing!

[@POINTS2]

I hate it when giant Rubik's cubes try to teach me the secrets of the universe. Ain't nobody got time for that!

[@GoblinKoboldGaming]

Door Monster has become Paradox's advertising department, and I am completely okay with this.

[@mannydani9180]

Oh dear god I could not stop laughing. I have yet to find a video of yours I don't like but this one especially knocked it out of the park which is really saying something Glad to have y'all back!

[@Nemesis653]

I only realized halfway through the video how desensitized I've become to the crazy stuff in Stellaris. When he said "Our head of research got trapped in a time hurricane" I just went "Oh yeah, that happens" with the same energy as if he said he forgot an item on his shopping list.

[@user-rr6jj5mr6f]

I can’t even oppress people for fun because you’re all just me I felt that

[@TheAardvark57]

Commenting as soon as possible to boost engagement metrics for seo. You guys deserve more subs.

[@ultraliskbuilder5831]

The time scientist is the only one who knows things outside of the Ruler. A good replacement.

[@thejerseydog]

It’s so good to see Door Monster in my feed

[@WilliamTehConqueror]

"that explains the gap in your resume" "I didn't give you one..." "I knew it before you got here, this is blank" Stuff of nightmares, right there 😂

[@joshuasims5421]

Sponsorship + Door Monster = brilliant comedy, every time. It’s too perfect, it’s like some kind of paradox…

[@spaceocelot35]

Genuinely impressed with how fast this came together. Awesome video!

[@SIlverloreguard]

I feel like this was a missed opportunity for the alliterative "Time Typhoon"

[@rishoh]

I love how many different rolls you guys have managed to fit those horns into.

[@derphunk5338]

All of those examples he gave are real, by the way. Those are all things that can happen in Stellaris.

[@Ikirus]

Finally another stellaris video

[@bi0hazardxiii28]

"This is not helping" was the best line 😭💀

[@lowdencraft5085]

I love stellaris its honestly one of my goto relax games,and i play a hive mind alot of the time now, i just find them a new kind of fun

[@jmbthegreat]

It just occured to me, if you have a co-op hivemind that could just be a schizophrenic hivemind.

[@tijn0770]

Yeah i tried, you can't oppress a cactus

[@Mitnixbinichfroh]

Ah :D the Paradox interactive channel is posting again! Always great vids guys!

[@axavia]

Doormonster always inspires me to hop back into these games, even when I’m burned out

[@kacperdrabikowski5074]

Somehow, I'm grinning from ear to ear while witnessing a bona fide existential crisis.

[@Science__Politics]

I forgot that this channel still exists! Love you guys 🎉

[@majorplothole2620]

Your guys' skits are always funny, but this has to be one of the most hilarious ones in a while. I loved it. Even with just minimal experience with Stellaris, the jokes still land because they're also about other video game/sci fi tropes. How do hive minds determine which one of them is the leader? Cn you oppress a cactus person? Why are we starving if all we have is farmland? - These are the questions that keep gamers up at night.

[@ravingcuriosity6345]

The "And it's just...deh...downhill from that?" really killed me! 😅🤣

[@genocardosi4185]

the zoomans evolved?!

[@mirjanbouma]

How do you nail it every time, not just during the sketch but the ending, oh the ending 😂😂🤣

[@mittensfastpaw]

You guys do the best sponsorship skits!

[@FoxtrotYouniform]

I shall henceforth use 'time hurricane' to explain all gaps in employment

[@Jasper-vr2zv]

I haven’t played all of these games but, if y’all make it, I’ll watch it and I always get a chuckle anytime y’all make a video. Common Door Monster W.

[@spencerbodine7118]

I remembered this channel out of nowhere like 3 days ago and have been re-watching some of my favorite sketches since, and now for the first time in months we get an upload. I think I summoned them somehow.

[@sykes1024]

I love the "There's billions of you!" "Yeah, two of those".

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

Why cant you be my door monster? Make me breakfast kyle, you british-canadian introvert

[@garrettord3304]

Yay DoorMonster sketch! Always nice to see sketches related to games I'm familiar with.

[@funakfunak2740]

Of course Kyle is tired, he has been carrying this entire youtube channel for years. Great video, never played Stellaris, but it was still fun.

[@jeremy1860]

You guys haven't lost your touch with punchline endings 😊

[@wrongthinker843]

This is somehow better than expected.

[@AnoAssassin]

Damn, that Living Forever version at the end kinda ethereal

[@crazyseth13]

I love when Kyle plays a character who is just exhausted. Because he is already half way done with the costume with those bags. But seriously I never considered how mentally exhausting it must be to be a Hivemind

[@scottlillard561]

I'm really liking the green screen videos. It kinda fits for Stellaris and Crusader Kings videos. Bet it makes ya'll's lives a lot easier.

[@genericusername_v69]

2:45 I feel like you suddenly channeled the spirit of Adam Sandler

[@JacksonJinn]

Yeahhh, feels like Paradox is making up the rules and point of this co-op hive mind thing too- Anyway love the video!

[@miguelinileugim]

I don't know who wrote this skit but I take it as proof as that I've been in the same hive mind as you two all along. The hive is happy.

[@zenderthedragon]

So a hive mind thinking to itself out loud.

[@MelancholyofNyX]

God I love Door Monster. And Stellaris.

[@DomyTheMad420]

and again with the 11/10 joke to end on, i always forget it's coming and then you slap me in the face with it

[@AsterInDis]

Poor Zumans, can't get a break. But it seems to be their own fault.

[@ASquared544]

If you think about it, this whole skit is just someone talking to themself

[@sqocks8254]

At first I wasn't sure where this video was going, but it turned out very nice. Thank you for making a Stellaris bit. ❤

[@TheWolfwiththeDragon]

Honestly, I had never even considered it, but now I look forward to getting to play a Hive Mind with dual personality!

[@umbralupus6488]

I mean... Cooperative mode with 2 people controlling one empire is now a thing.

[@ewill3435]

Hey so long time subscriber who hasnt kept up with your videos in a couple years; I quite literally laughed out loud throughout this whole sketch. Love to see yall still going strong! Much love from Michigan

[@Meganought]

Man you guys are still funny even un a rush

[@mystic-malevolence]

I'm not sure if the writing on this one is just that good, or if I've just been craving door monster content without realizing it, but this whole thing was hilarious throughout. Good job!

[@lux_fero]

You just made a better hivemind story than Rick and Morty, which is great

[@munkirtokage4816]

Never thought of a hive mind in this way its a very interesting thought thanks for the change in perspective

[@bobsmith7066]

Always an excellent day when Doormonster posts another video!

[@NimbleIvy]

I can't tell if this is about being a player, an actual hive mind, or kyle. I love it either way.

[@Irishcrossing]

I like the idea that hiveminds are more like braincells trying to figure out stuff rather than everyone thinking the exact samething.

[@samueltrusik3251]

With CO-OP, the potential for Stellaris videos is limitless. So many fun skits are now available...

[@4on4nam]

That high pitched electric chirping is killing my hypersensitive asd ears lol I thought one of my electronics were on the fritz

[@jagothegamer5750]

Omg please do more Stellaris skits, my favourite game.

[@JasonLudeli]

I just happened to get the itch to play Stellaris and installed it like a day before you posted this video lol!

[@YukoValis]

1:48 I love that break in character. That is the laugh of stress.

[@NewPaulActs17]

tis' a lonely existance for the space-kyle league of kyles

[@theDemolisher13]

Solution find a new hive mind to integrate with so they can take half of the work off of your plate and vise versa and you can keep adding more hive minds and then you start getting into a job scenario the humans like to do.

[@urktheturtle2988]

It is always a wonderful day when I get to watch another door monster video.

[@KOTYAR1]

I absolutely love the new rendition of living forever