Happy May The Fourth Day! - Every Star Wars Dorky Bit... So Far!

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[@jordanhansen5934]

“I’ve been Force Choked, Force Lightning-ed, Regular Choked” Ya know, I honestly expected him to finish with “and regular lightning-ed”

[@anthonymichaeleardley494]

And according to Rogue One, being shot by your coworker and his goons.

[@jonathancampbell5231]

In "Legends", the architect who built the Death Star really was tortured horribly by the Emperor. The poor guy was even essence-transferred into clone bodies so Palpatine could brutally murder him over and over again every time he screwed up even slightly from then on.

[@LordDuff]

I have had 2 co-workers at different times in my life where I truly wish this was an option.

[@nathanielbass771]

wait, so they can do this... but it was possible for anyone to die? There was an entire Jedi Order, basically every Sith... ever, some of the inquisitors and high-ranking officials were almost as dangerous as vader... and let's not forget that this story is based on 1970's/80's tech, so they basically have everything backed up on physical media...

[@jonathancampbell5231]

@@nathanielbass771 It is a very esoteric power that only a very few Sith Lords possessed, and Palpatine did take advantage of it and used it to cheat death- in "Legends" (and implicitly in the sequels), he had his own clone bodies and uses them to survive the end of ROTJ, but those clones are unstable because he's become SO powerful and evil that most can't hold his essence for very long without falling apart, and ended up being vanquished by Luke, Leia and a bunch of Jedi ghosts. Vader didn't know how to do this though, and neither did any Inquisitor. Jedi Masters didn't know it either and most wouldn't use it if they did as it stemmed from an immoral teaching- you have to know how to use your own essence to possess someone else first.

[@Paul-jy8cv]

It also didn't hurt that palpy was figured out how to clone force user otherwise you had to take the chance if u could not overpower the persons will then you would be sent to the void (star wars hell)

[@vitorpereira9515]

Palpatine also locked his "son" in a dungeon. The man never had a name but his captors called him Triclops due to his mutation.

[@forgerofsouls9126]

"Who wants to go haunt pizza hut?" LOL

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

May the 4th be with you ❤❤❤❤❤

[@exwa1300]

& to you as well

[@MarJin727]

With you 2 young padawan

[@ThethreeBrosShow-br6vw]

Same to you Padawan or jedi

[@exwa1300]

@@ThethreeBrosShow-br6vw Sith sorry

[@ThethreeBrosShow-br6vw]

@@exwa1300nah your good! The with have many great opponents like darth maul and the emperor

[@annonymousannonymous9586]

25:34 then from the top of the screen comes a really long Mickey Mouse-like arm with the words "Disney Retcon" written on it, holding the Fairy Godmother's magic wand in it's gloved hand, it taps them both with the wand & like magic they are brought back to life, and they both shout "God-Dammit!"

[@vitorpereira9515]

Who would like to spend vacation in Zeltros? The Expanded Universe version of course.

[@robertnelson9599]

Sounds like a good way to avoid whatever the rest of the galaxy is doing.

[@Comrade2261]

Yes.

[@SweboySMM2]

04:18 I'm pretty sure the original video ended with Leia and Han in bed, where Leia complain that she didn't "finish", but Han just saying he "shoots" first😂

[@thunderbasilisk1352]

Ill be honest the exaust port rant was fantastic.

[@rennakaro3186]

May the 4th be with you

[@ThethreeBrosShow-br6vw]

And with you as well young padawan

[@dauntlessasmr7910]

The other thing.... So the Jedi who survived Order 66, the two most powerful ones hid out _in their Jedi robes!_ Seriously did not even attempt to disguise themselves.

[@forgerofsouls9126]

And yet...it worked...lol

[@andyfinney8697]

Yeah, like, half the human population of the galaxy wear robes, it doesn't make you stand out all that much...

[@dauntlessasmr7910]

@@andyfinney8697 Actually, it does because those are specific JEDI robes. Apparently it was very easy to hunt down the surviving JEDI after Order 66 because apparently they didn't think to do change their robes.

[@dauntlessasmr7910]

@@forgerofsouls9126 Yes, because it's just a movie and storm-troopers are morons.

[@andyfinney8697]

@@dauntlessasmr7910 and here was me thinking it was the whole "can't help but help others" thing from the first episode of Obi-Wan that kept giving them away.

[@camwyn256]

What's sad is that Luke, not being able to forgive, would probably stop him from becoming a force ghost. Actually, that's a positive. Who wants to be a force ghost for eternity?

[@Dude-xb3xh]

Yeah i mean he might’ve decided to perv on people

[@Savior-ml4pq]

May the Schwartz be with you

[@nathanielbass771]

"Through new technology, we can now watch the movie BEFORE it is released. It makes things so much easier!" "Wait, wait... Is that us?" "Yes, that's us at this very moment." "Well, we don't need that. Fast forward! Fast forward!"

[@mattlong9259]

I have to get this out. Han was wanted dead or alive, and knew that bounty hunter almost always took his captures in dead, so yes he shot first in pre-self defence, and back in the day we all knew that and George might have forgotten because of pressures, am I the ONLY one who remembers what the by-line was? I really got to know does ANYONE else remember?

[@multiverse_media2023]

May the 4th be with you, Always.

[@LZQueenzel]

the ironic thing is leia actually took years after the fall of the empire to forgive anakin but if I recall a force hoilcron found by luke was the reason he ended up forgiving his father..so like actually healed quicker than leia on the matter...my mother in law has prison for life for killing 2 kids herself and me and my wife will never forgive her for it..sometimes forgiveness isn't an option and if I were them I would of never forgiven anakin.. especially since it's shown he didn't truely lose himself and become vader until mustafar.. he may have been known as Vader during that time but he truthfully didn't become Vader and so the Battle of mustafar.. because in another segments I've watched on KZbin it shows that anakin was having doubts that he could even slaughter the younglings.. he still had a conscience.. he was not fully lost to the dark side during the youngling slaying.. the fact that he hesitated to even do so at first and thought about stepping back and not doing it shows he still had a decent amount of light during the march on the jedi temple..he had a chance to not kill them and he instead did so I can't forgive someone who has control of the situation but chose to kill them instead of the alternative..at that time he still had padme to!

[@shayrodYT]

May the 4 be with you all

[@sebastianacevedo9444]

"You leave Maura-Jean out of this.:

[@lennychurch]

Mara Jade

[@koreanelvis]

Awesome compilation!!! Especially for us who grew up with the original trilogy!! Thank you!!

[@MultiMegaman64]

May the 4th be with you everyone!

[@hoovdaddy0505]

May the 4th be with you 💛

[@LordNementon]

May the 4th be with you!

[@TheNonameHousehold]

May the 4th be with you Dorkly & the lowbrow team☆

[@djrotom6375]

May the 4th be with you! 😊

[@levistoner]

Thanks to this channel, now whenever I see something messed up or tragic I say “huh, neat.” I’m a paramedic.

[@Shamar_Phillip_Shorts_34]

May the 4th. Happy Star Wars Day! 😃

[@camwyn256]

At least Han doesn't always comment "first"

[@user-ml3xq5sm8n]

Thanks. Now I’ll never get “Yoda is a dyslexic muppet” out of my head lol 😂

[@NixFujiwara86]

May the 4th be with you also that luke and Leia part makes me laugh so damn hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@FaolanMacDuncan]

May the fourth be with us all

[@kuricosmos]

May the 4th be with you alll

[@jierdareisa4313]

I love ALL Dorkly videos!!!! ❤

[@Canadianvoice]

May the force be with Peter Cushing Alec Guinness Alex McCrindle Christopher Lee Jack Purvis Kenny Baker Peter Mayhew Shelagh Fraser Jason Wingreen Phil Brown Drewe Henley Carrie Fisher John Hollis Sebastian Shaw William Hootkins Forever

[@giggityking6505]

If King Dedede had an assistant

[@deionpehowdy]

Happy May The 4th.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

4:35 “Adam Ruins the Force”

[@Mike-vz6xg]

Adam Ruins Everything!

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@Mike-vz6xg did you know that the Force isn’t even supernatural? It’s _actually_ just a side effect of a massive bacterial infection by the antibiotic-resistant bacteria known as midichlorians.

[@derpaderpking8264]

I love this channel ❤

[@kuramaninetails8775]

May the 4th be with you HAPPY Star Wars Day

[@manoftheusajones5147]

Do Princess Peach Showtime next!

[@hkayakh]

Man, Dorkly has made a lot of star wars bits over the years

[@joshcreatorgalaxy8599]

15:12 OMG StarWars & Disney does a Remake in the beginning of the original movie.NOO!🌌🎥🎞😰

[@jonathanflugge3557]

K.K. can't think of anything original so she steals for her former boss GEORGE LUCAS. 🔥 👍 💯

[@calibur1642]

How did i not watched this on my birthday 😭😭😭

[@ericskow796]

Didn't know dorkly did any new star wars parody. Pretty good

[@nightflame69]

The dude talking about the exhaust port made a good point. That shot probably shouldn’t have worked. That is what is referred to as “plot armor”..

[@oldbrokenhands]

Scary that there was enough Star Wars Dorkly to make a super episode.

[@samiiam5423]

Fawking Awesome Starwarz

[@pickled_sanchez5132]

Happy Revenge of the 5th, everyone

[@jessetorres8738]

Here's a list of Every Star Wars Film: Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope (1977). Star Wars Holiday Special (1978). Star Wars Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back (1980). Star Wars Episode 6: Return Of The Jedi (1983). Ewok Adventure (1984). Ewoks: The Battle Of Endor (1985). Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace (1999). Star Wars Episode 2: Attack Of The Clones (2002). Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge Of The Sith (2005). Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008). Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens (2015). Rogue 1: A Star Wars Story (2016). Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi (2017). Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018). Star Wars Episode 9: The Rise Of Skywalker (2019). Lego Star Wars Holiday Special (2020). Lego Star Wars Terrifying Tales (2021). Lego Star Wars Summer Vacation (2022). Total: 18 Star Wars Films.

[@jonathanflugge3557]

The JEDI & SITH would like to have a word with you about that thing in '78 that NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT.

[@glowstick2137]

27:00, for some reason Luke's voice sounds like Phil Swift making a Wamp Rat extermination commercial

[@darthvader473]

Didnt know you make Star Wars Content. 😂

[@jamesvan2201]

This brings back video game nostalgia from my childhood......Atari. I'm old😅

[@Cliffordlonghead]

May the 4th be with u

[@camwyn256]

It came back stronger than before

[@bloodedwingsable]

I always hear it as pdo one

[@griffinh8870]

hey, since the hilt is slightly wider than the blade, wouldn't the lightsaber not go anywhere?

[@alfrancisbuada2591]

Its May 5 Here

[@jeremytung1632]

Should have edited is so this bit, 4:20, was last.

[@NewsOfTheInnerSphere]

You know, to be fair, it was Grand Moff Tarkin that destroyed Alderaan, not Vader.

[@martinst-louis5475]

Jackpot

[@KratonWolf]

why does the Kylo Ren's audio go all over the place at around 24 mins in? it's so odd.

[@user-kw6rh8xq2f]

He was not anakins half brother he was his step brother

[@tyreesetjjoyner1995]

😂😂😂😂

[@NotoriousWhistler]

Every Dorky bit?? Isn't your channel called Dorkly?

[@erikarussell1142]

Why does the audio gradually get worse? Lol

[@JLsoft]

I'm just here to hawhaw at typo-ing their own name as 'Dorky' in the title.

[@IfhesK]

And weird audio quality in some clips.

[@crimsonvoid1595]

Interesting fact: Han is actually Force sensitive which is why he’s such a good pilot.

[@mikethoroughgood16]

Yeah expanded universe Luke was a bit more stable than canon Like

[@rocko7711]

🤣😂

[@Tuffsmoygles]

Vader didn't blow up Alderan. Tarkin did.

[@jonathanflugge3557]

But TARKIN didn't survive so...

[@TheTrueBobDole]

Star wars died when Lucas sold its soul to Disney

[@night_hopper7058]

I honestly disagree with that statement, but what helps you sleep at night, pal, and may the 4th be with you

[@jonathanflugge3557]

​@@night_hopper7058Someone's a K.K. fan.

[@Cliffordlonghead]

First

[@NoctisLucisCaelumCXIV]

Love this show

[@jamesdavis625]

To be fair..... I hated Disney Star Wars because of "Girl Power" inexplicable, never-ending, nonsensical "Girl Power"

[@ScottFunk-us6ro]

Get a new writer!

[@DrakoGo2DaMoon]

May the 4th be with you

[@BigFatMonkeyNutts]

May the 4th be with you