dorothy one liners

[@graperonto]

Dorothy squeezes Blanche's hand. Blanche goes down to the ground... and there's Dorothy just drinking her drink as calmly as anything. These actresses were amazing. Not a flinch.

[@soul575]

No lines but still gold👍

[@eej1983able]

Love them. I'd laugh so hard

[@generalerica4123]

It’s especially brilliant because Bea Arthur’s career was off to a rough start initially because she was considered - in todays terms - to be too masculine. So they either intentionally or unintentionally worked some of that into her character, obviously they already did so with Dorothy’s overall personality. The actual Bea Arthur, according to just about anyone in the vicinity was a very timid, reserved person, whereas the roles she played were these tough no-bullshit women. It’s quite interesting, actually.

[@rgalang74]

2:41 there she goes. Lol !

[@philips4711]

Laugh every time I see this segment

[@bonniebunny25]

Blanche: "But we were meant for each other, I'm a woman, he's a man.." Dorothy: "And what am I? Little Richard?" 😂 lmao

[@rabihahkeshwah1791]

pom love lol

[@gusalthorp6138]

😂😂😂😂

[@rabihahkeshwah1791]

pom love lol

[@gusalthorp6138]

+Rabihah Keshwah 😂😂

[@sho9214]

What does little Richard mean

[@junegiovanni6475]

RIP Bea Arthur 1922-2009 > amazing actress.

[@ghada7nassr]

June giovani indeed she was. Loved her in Maude too. She was my favorite.

[@jcp100]

June giovani she was pretty cool but I can't forgive her for how awful she was to Betty

[@Broccoliclown]

Jackson Purtell everyone was mean to rose she was written as brainless and she was great as one

[@jcp100]

Dennis Van haarlem no Bea Arthur was awful to Betty White she used to leave old food for her on the table, she ignored her constantly, she used her trailer bathroom and didn't flush and called her mean names to her face and called her a cunt constantly behind her back

[@Broccoliclown]

Jackson Purtell how do you know all of this? betty? Thats indeed horrible i dont understand why bea could do that...

[@KickedMangoStudios]

"Now, we CANNOT have a baby in this house, my sister's coming.""Does she eat them?"LOL!!

[@gusalthorp6138]

Lmaoo

[@mchan2141]

O lordt!!!😂😂😂😂

[@mchan2141]

@@newyorkcitylatinguy its everything to me.

[@lauraluffman6177]

Lol my favorite line 😂😂

[@jenniferr9624]

LOL 🤣😂

[@PriestessAusetRaAmen]

Dorothy was my favorite character, Rest in peace Bea.

[@krislaicu9541]

Priestess Auset Ra Amen hey I’m kris I’m a mentally disabled adult young lady who is a very big fan of the golden girls Dorothy is favorite character too she’s loud and sassy and doesn’t take crap from anyone

[@ajaybrown5849]

Same I love her as Maude too

[@pamburgess4434]

My too she was the funniest

[@bigwillietheb]

@@ajaybrown5849 I hated her as Maude

[@patrickgogan3517]

@@bigwillietheb so did Archie lol

[@madmuziq]

I died every time Dorothy would slam the door in Stan's face. 😂😂😂

[@xxfayerocksxx]

Mad MuziQ Television same here 😂❤️

[@junegiovanni6475]

Rose: I feel depressed. Blanche: Is this about Arnie? Dorothy: No Blanche she's upset because they keep changing the taste of coke . hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@musicaltheatergeek79]

Heck, I was pissed when they changed the formula in 1985, and I was 5.

[@AustinTXSlasher]

Definitely one of my favorite lines.

[@jasminerissanlovely]

the best line....besides when she told blanch "at least they didn't get your cocaine"...

[@Ch50304]

June giovani i love that line too.

[@crystalgrose]

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[@ladyyuna2000]

RIP Estelle Getty (Jul 25, 1923 - Jul 22, 2008) (age 84) Bea Arthur (May 13, 1922 - Apr 25, 2009)(age 86) Rue McClanahan (Feb 21, 1934 - Jun 03, 2010) (age 76) Betty Marion White Ludden (January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021)(aged 99)

[@anthonypoole6417]

I remember thinking back in 2010 I hope its not Betty next year, I was so pleased that it wasn't. I hope she reaches 100.

[@marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644]

anthony Poole ......she is on her way..she is 98.... lol

[@patrickgogan3517]

@@marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644 crazy how long shes been going thats a FULL life

[@llarmstrong783]

So Dorothy actress was older the actress that played her mother

[@marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644]

LL Armstrong ....Dorothy actress (Bea Arthur) played Sophia’s (Estelle Getty) daughter.....

[@DavidKen878]

Dorothy? Dorothy Zbornak. The one who gave you the best years of her thighs.

[@xxsun_flowerxx3215]

This..this is the comment 😂

[@sheilaburns8977]

Thanks for the laughs Bea Arthur. One of my favorite scenes was Blanche "trying" to decide to go out with a young guy and she says to Dorothy, "Dirk is almost 5 years younger." ... and Dorothy gives her "that look" and says, " ... in what Blanche, dog years." I've seen that scene many times and I still laugh out loud.

[@Heavenzvoice]

Sheila Burns yes yes! Hands down that was one of the best one liners in the whole seven years of the show... in dog years... that was gangster.

[@cynthiaesquibel3191]

They chose well when they cast these 4 ladies together..their characters came alive and meshed so well. I miss this show!

[@akaihana730]

What is it called

[@PizzaCatTheTall]

Golden girls

[@Crookedlystrait]

03:32-04:08 is one of my favorites. Dorothy: keep your bloomers on Scarlett I saw him first. Blanche: but he wants me I can feel it. Dorothy: let somebody else feel it. LMAO . Blanche was very good in that scene as well

[@astrangeone]

Best part is Blanche's, "What the fuck?" look at Dorothy. Seriously...she was seriously channeling the audience there.

[@jasonjuneau]

My favorite Dorothy scene is when she was getting aggravated when trying to explain to Rose what Spanish fly is. Rose: "How do they know it's Spanish?" Dorothy: "Because it wears a little sombrero!"

[@miyabimiyano9455]

Yes. I love that scene too. " It wears a litlle sombrero". Hahahahahaha.

[@jrewing1512]

Bea Arthur was just excellent. All of them are.

[@Nay_Boogie]

Rose: “Why would she need a kidney” Dorothy: TO FEED THE CAT ROSE 😂😂🤣🤣

[@nataliewalker5644]

Naomi DeMonte awesome

[@joeb2588]

That's my favorite along with Sophia: "Big deal I stole a whole place set." Dorothy: Not now ma!"

[@brittanymartin6122]

Funny in a very grouchy way.

[@feliciamcdaneld2591]

I am honored to be considered the Dorothy of my circle of friends!

[@vonvonnie1785]

felicia mcdaneld I'm the rose...

[@flowerpower6216]

can I be in your circle?

[@gunsmastergirl]

I’m the Sophia in my circle

[@mackadoodless]

felicia mcdaneld Me too! Then the rest of them are Blanche 1, 2, 3, and 4.

[@nikhilsukumar23]

Wow that's great. You must be slaying like there's no tomorrow.

[@bigwillietheb]

I loved every character in their own special way Blanche was the sexy southern Bell , Dorthy was the sarcastic smart ass, Rose was the dim witt but had a kind heart & of course Sophia the wise cracking story teller

[@laurenralph5968]

Yo Dorothy was a straight up thug 😂😂😂😂

[@cripplious]

lauren ralph Jewish Medea

[@Heavenzvoice]

lauren ralph she got it from her gangster mother Sophia. Loved when they accidentally ordered a 400$ bottle of wine when Dorothy found out what her illness was that was making her so lethargic and Sophia puts salt in the wine and yells out “swill” and the rest is history... they ended up getting their whole meal paid for!

[@CeliniacForLife]

Angelofmusic Wonder What episode was this?

[@Superman64GOTY]

@@CeliniacForLife it was a two-parter, I don't remember the name, but Dorothy has a mystery illness with symptoms but the tests all come back negative. Her doctors openly doubt her as she struggles to find an answer. Eventually she is diagnosed with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (also known as myalgic encephalomyleitis). The final scene of the second part is the girls celebrating in a fancy restaurant where they accidentally buy the wine. Dorothy also gets in a great monologue against one of her doctors she sees there and it's awesome.

[@brittanyscott5017]

@@Superman64GOTYit was called sick and tired

[@stephutech]

"if you don't feel like bowling, you don't have to" "oh good" "you just hold on to the ball and i'll throw you down the alley"

[@inkheart151]

🤣🤣🤣

[@aquariusrose5621]

The way she says it so calmly has me cracking up EVERY time 😂

[@jaimeivsuarezherrera4312]

The way she delivered those lines are epic hahahaha

[@susanford2388]

They were all simply brilliant. No one was better than the other. Just a great ensemble cast. I think they complemented each other. Bravo them.

[@michelledavidson8190]

100% agree they were all great.

[@iaincrombie1556]

The hand holding scene at 2:40 was the best.

[@sheksabubakar4604]

Iain Crombie Exactly i laughed so hard

[@loisannebarin6995]

Iain Crombie 100%

[@ms.independent8935]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 agreed!!!!!

[@ms.independent8935]

I absolutely love Dorothy!!!!!! She always can make me die of 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sarcasm was always on point!

[@geraldwarren6438]

"Keep your bloomers on SCARLET!" "Let someone else FEEL IT!" LOL! LOVE DOROTHY!!!!!

[@sevennycholle6062]

*WHO CARES, ROSE! DID YOU AND ARNIE HIT THE SHEETS OR NOT!!!* 😂👌

[@rysmith9433]

Blahahaha

[@Sbaxter1989]

The best.

[@elgrigorio1]

May ALL 4 of these Wonderful Women Rest in Peace. I LOVE The Golden Girls, they are my go-to show for comfort.

[@sherryhook9066]

Me too.

[@IITTPPEEDD]

Same pinch

[@JacobLink350]

3:08 "Who CARES Rose?! Did you and Arnie hit the sheets or not?!" And she was the one who told Blanche and Sophia not to bring that up. LOL

[@laurenmiddleton374]

Jacob Klassen v

[@laurenmiddleton374]

th Klassen

[@all4god116]

😭😭😭😭 the best!!

[@darkb4light06]

I never understood why Stan felt the need to introduce himself. As if no one knew him. Lol

[@lucas5665]

I think it's because people slam the door on him so often he needs to be sure they know that it is in fact him lol

[@samalvey8168]

Of course they recognised him, that's why they slammed the door.

[@waves291]

As always, thanks for the laughs Bea Arthur.

[@nr30199]

"Upon arrival give the passengers a lay she got confused" lol!!!

[@gilbertmartinez1504]

That's a "lei"...

[@nr30199]

@@gilbertmartinez1504 🤷‍♂️

[@steina1543]

"Rose, pick that up." *throws something for her to pick up* I should do that if someone is bothering me. Just throw something and ask them to pick it up

[@XxBabyGurlLovexX]

1:05-1:18 lmao 😂😂 "What are you doing? She's sleeping!" "Just checking...you never know"

[@geraldwarren6438]

XxBabyGurlLovexX What episode was this one liner in?

[@imtolazyto7220]

Omg I do that to my friends when they sleep wow i am so proud I’m like dorthy

[@benniethornton9049]

The way Dorthy says her lines especially when she screams... Keeps me hollering 😂😂😂

[@msinvincible2000]

Dorothy is a legend!

[@calmdowngurl]

Yess

[@germainebell4833]

One of my favorite scenes is when Blanche's niece came to visit and Dorothy said "We enjoyed having you!" and Sophia said " So did half of Miami." I have loved this show since it came on the air back in 1985, when I was 11 years old.

[@michellebaldwin29]

I think you should have included the time when she and Blanche wore the same dress,and Blanche asked since when does she care how she looks. Then Dorothy said she thinks it started when she climbed down from the bell tower and had her hump fixed. Lol. Hilarious. :) this is a good video though. Dorothy is my favorite. :)

[@LoganLavery]

You can find it 2:06 the following link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnjUpqCIbJ2rkJY

[@Heavenzvoice]

Michelle Baldwin yeah she uses the hump comment a few times in different episodes and I always got a great laugh. . She was so convincing one could actually imagine her with a hump. Lol

[@Jeng4280]

That was hilarious. I died laughing.

[@benleung6331]

@Michelle Baldwin I like the exchange after that even more Blanche: This dress looks sensational on me; people expect to see me in a sensational dress! Dorothy: And what do they expect to see me in, a yarmulke and a Hefty Bag? The writers of this show are just genius

[@dezeraejames5255]

I still say Dorothy looked better in that dress.

[@Blaklyon0]

9th degree, blackbelt in savagery... they should of had her as an unlockable character in injustice 2.

[@sabrinar.purnell3869]

Yooooooo 🤣

[@goldenmaplearts1264]

I love the "to get ice cream or commit a felony" part

[@lenny10kcardsandgames2]

Where at?

[@haydenhensgen]

WHERE'S THE TIMESTAMP!??!

[@thishandlewasassassinated]

WHERE IS IT

[@Cv227a]

Bea's comedic timing was perfect. And the occasional dead stare into the camera was priceless😍😍😍

[@legend_of_luis1739]

When she squeezed blanched hand 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Johnfromaustralia]

I love how Dorothy acts towards Stan, reminds me of my mum and dad after their devorce 🤣🤣🤣.

[@desertrose1226]

My mother and dad were the same. My mother was quite like Dorothy in looks and how she was too, sometimes.

[@michaelsternberg7320]

I loved the one where Dorothy said Stan was so dumb he couldn’t count to 21 with his pants on.

[@murieltainter5936]

Dorothy was my favorite. Loved the zingers.

[@michalbobowski5914]

Bea Arthur was one of a kind she will always be remembered. 👍👍👍

[@RonWylie-gk5lc]

I forgot how sharp this show was, we were very fortunate in this era, we had this and Roseanne, American writing was fantastic

[@bigwillietheb]

hey don't forget Night Court

[@kevinjackson278]

Bea A. was great as Dorothy and Maude

[@kiradavis9156]

Dorothy my favorite golden girl!

[@Heavenzvoice]

Kira Davis yeah... but it was always a toss up between Dorothy and Sophia. I liked them all but Dorothy and Sophia were so gangster. To be Jewish and play the Italian characters so well...

[@Christine-gb8cy]

me too

[@Sbaxter1989]

Mine too !!!

[@rlb224]

Here we are in 2020 and Dorothy is still a badass

[@kirbymarchbarcena]

The best one who makes sarcastic remarks...

[@lharokol6386]

This is why I like Dorothy.

[@ms.kim7493]

"Let somebody else feel it..." 😂

[@katduncan8073]

Dorothy's my favorite.

[@ILoveJesusMySavior]

Finally a Dorothy compilation that doesn't include that time she got dog years and human years backwards. XD

[@bobcarn]

All four of them were amazing in their roles. They were iconic. The show is timeless!

[@derrickp2628]

“Silly putty Rose!!!!” is still one of my favorite Dorothy lines!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@jameshetherington3571]

Bea Arthur is my spirit animal

[@lauraluffman6177]

RIP Ms. Bea Arthur you are truly missed 💓

[@edwardwilliams1772]

my favorite episode is when Blanche was dating a younger man and Dorothy said in what Blanche Dog years😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fungus5914]

that first note of the fucken song at the start. made me cry. G note hits different

[@kosmoboi]

She has the BEST timing and facial expressions. Classic. With those characteristics sometimes her funniest moments had no words.

[@PureAloha78]

“I expressed myself. I told them they had to leave. They were too ugly to look at.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrSoBitchy]

I have seen this video a dozen times but I still crack up laughing everytime. Blanche going to the ground hahahahaaha "let someone else feel it"

[@elfie4748]

This show never gets old

[@JeffmChicago]

Blanche - We can not have a baby in the houseDorothy - Why, does she eat them?

[@terrencelamar4327]

“We cannot have a baby in this house my sister’s coming!” “Does she eat them?” That line delivery is perfectly funny

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

The elderly flirting is sooo cuuute. 😄

[@geraldwarren6438]

Amy O They were sooo cute!

[@archiefunpuppy2429]

I love watching golden girls full episodes

[@louiseemborong5852]

The door slam will always be iconic for me. 😂😂😂😂🚪🙄

[@anthonypay2187]

They were so funny but Dorothy had those wise cracks and gave an order if needed

[@beverlyhigh620]

RIP Bea Arthur, funny, talented and a US Marine Corps veteran

[@itsshyheim]

“Who cares Rose?! Did you and Arnie hit the sheets or not?!”🤣🤣🤣

[@klingonreturns6536]

Right cuz we need the details🤣

[@itsshyheim]

@@klingonreturns6536 exactly

[@SandfieldBunny84]

Dorothy, my favorite actress.. Beautiful

[@moodforever]

“ you are the smartest person in the world Rose ... Burger World “ - Lol I love Dorothy ❤️

[@MNY_TEMTv]

You just hold on to the ball, and I'll throw you down the alley...She was just 2 funny even 4 HER own good...NO lie

[@xxfayerocksxx]

M0N3Y_TE4M1214 Tv 🤗❤️

[@danieldostermanntv]

On the Phone: ‘It’s DOROTHY! Dorothy Zbornak! The Woman who gave you the Best Years of Her Thighs!?!’ 😂😂😂

[@alysononoahu8702]

I just love it when she slammed the door in his face it cracks me up

[@breelbaker5531]

Blanche: But he wants me i can feel it Dorothy: let someone else feel it Lol

[@124Nightwing]

“If you don’t want to bowl, you don’t have to. Just hold onto the ball and I’ll throw you down the alley.” 😂

[@dannysimion]

Hahaha, Blanche should not hold hands with Dorothy. That gal can shuck oysters with those claws. lmao

[@Celisar1]

Dear god, such fantastic actresses with impeccable timing and great „cooperation“ with each other (don’t know a better word in English).!

[@stephaniecota8662]

Blanch: he wants me i can feel it Dorothy: let someone else feel it.

[@pattibrooks1907]

Loved this show as it always makes me laugh smile

[@bluebeard6189]

I watch this show every week when I was a kid, I really do feel like I had four really cool grandmothers

[@biancab810]

I love this show always

[@aliciamarquis9353]

Bea Arthur was phenomenal 💗my favorite character. And in Maude as well 😊 forever in hearts. Your sarcasm was out of this world 😊😚🤗😁😍

[@hennesseybarajas7066]

I want to be Sophia when I grow up

[@kaylabear4696]

Dorothy is an inspiration for sarcasm everywhere 😂😂😂

[@michellerhodes9910]

Gosh that was such a good series. And the timing of them all.

[@333angeleyes]

I could never decide who was my favorite: Dorothy or Sophia

[@Passions5555]

Package deal for me 😆

[@desertrose1226]

These 2 are my fav as well.

[@mahhubbard]

One of the best actress’s in the world. Breaks my heart that only Betty White is left. To think they had to persuade do the show.

[@KanishQQuotes]

2:09 The hand squeeze is the best

[@ms.kim7493]

When she stepped on Rose's foot and kept a straight face! 😂😂😂! Straight savage! RIP Bea. We luv ya!!♥

[@lalalalalalwlla]

Did you notice she did not actually step on her foot? 😂

[@ms.kim7493]

@@lalalalalalwlla Yeses!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@desertrose1226]

@@lalalalalalwlla I’m glad she didn’t.

[@ultraboombean]

Dorothy looks so nice in pink 😍

[@houfkitkatkit6085]

Dorothy was hilarious...😂😂rip bea

[@j0ellyfish]

I miss them all so much.

[@danieldostermanntv]

Stan:’’And this is a Picture of Me and Chrissy at a Luau!’ Dorothy:’Oh is She the one with the Apple in Her Mouth!?!?’ 😂😂😂

[@MrSebboxxx]

What am I ? Little Richard ... :-)

[@starpokeheart664]

“Where you going” “To either get icecream or commit a felony I’ll decide in the car”

[@johannes3174]

The girls always make me laugh.

[@tonyhughes110]

"What the hell was that for?!?!" "You're not getting into this bed, Stanley." "Then where am I supposed to sleep?" "On the floor, like any dog."

[@josephcook6442]

"I'm so glad my date isn't until tomorrow. The fat won't have time to show" "It wont"?" " No, it always takes a few days before it shows" "Where does it go in the meantime?" " TO Connecticut! How do I know where it goes!? "

[@cmclayton1986]

Dorothy reminds me of myself. I have comebacks for day's 🤣🤣