dorothy one liners

[@graperonto]

Dorothy squeezes Blanche's hand. Blanche goes down to the ground... and there's Dorothy just drinking her drink as calmly as anything. These actresses were amazing. Not a flinch.

[@soul575]

No lines but still gold👍

[@eej1983able]

Love them. I'd laugh so hard

[@generalerica4123]

It’s especially brilliant because Bea Arthur’s career was off to a rough start initially because she was considered - in todays terms - to be too masculine. So they either intentionally or unintentionally worked some of that into her character, obviously they already did so with Dorothy’s overall personality. The actual Bea Arthur, according to just about anyone in the vicinity was a very timid, reserved person, whereas the roles she played were these tough no-bullshit women. It’s quite interesting, actually.

[@rgalang74]

2:41 there she goes. Lol !

[@philips4711]

Laugh every time I see this segment

[@junegiovanni6475]

RIP Bea Arthur 1922-2009 > amazing actress.

[@ghada7nassr]

June giovani indeed she was. Loved her in Maude too. She was my favorite.

[@jcp100]

June giovani she was pretty cool but I can't forgive her for how awful she was to Betty

[@Broccoliclown]

Jackson Purtell everyone was mean to rose she was written as brainless and she was great as one

[@jcp100]

Dennis Van haarlem no Bea Arthur was awful to Betty White she used to leave old food for her on the table, she ignored her constantly, she used her trailer bathroom and didn't flush and called her mean names to her face and called her a cunt constantly behind her back

[@Broccoliclown]

Jackson Purtell how do you know all of this? betty? Thats indeed horrible i dont understand why bea could do that...

[@KickedMangoStudios]

"Now, we CANNOT have a baby in this house, my sister's coming.""Does she eat them?"LOL!!

[@gusalthorp6138]

Lmaoo

[@mchan2141]

O lordt!!!😂😂😂😂

[@mchan2141]

@@newyorkcitylatinguy its everything to me.

[@lauraluffman6177]

Lol my favorite line 😂😂

[@jenniferr9624]

LOL 🤣😂

[@bonniebunny25]

Blanche: "But we were meant for each other, I'm a woman, he's a man.." Dorothy: "And what am I? Little Richard?" 😂 lmao

[@rabihahkeshwah1791]

pom love lol

[@gusalthorp6138]

😂😂😂😂

[@rabihahkeshwah1791]

pom love lol

[@gusalthorp6138]

+Rabihah Keshwah 😂😂

[@sho9214]

What does little Richard mean

[@madmuziq]

I died every time Dorothy would slam the door in Stan's face. 😂😂😂

[@xpinkpixiedollx]

Mad MuziQ Television same here 😂❤️

[@PriestessAusetRaAmen]

Dorothy was my favorite character, Rest in peace Bea.

[@krislaicu9541]

Priestess Auset Ra Amen hey I’m kris I’m a mentally disabled adult young lady who is a very big fan of the golden girls Dorothy is favorite character too she’s loud and sassy and doesn’t take crap from anyone

[@ajaybrown5849]

Same I love her as Maude too

[@pamburgess4434]

My too she was the funniest

[@bigwillietheb]

@@ajaybrown5849 I hated her as Maude

[@patrickgogan3517]

@@bigwillietheb so did Archie lol

[@sheilaburns8977]

Thanks for the laughs Bea Arthur. One of my favorite scenes was Blanche "trying" to decide to go out with a young guy and she says to Dorothy, "Dirk is almost 5 years younger." ... and Dorothy gives her "that look" and says, " ... in what Blanche, dog years." I've seen that scene many times and I still laugh out loud.

[@Heavenzvoice]

Sheila Burns yes yes! Hands down that was one of the best one liners in the whole seven years of the show... in dog years... that was gangster.

[@cynthiaesquibel3191]

They chose well when they cast these 4 ladies together..their characters came alive and meshed so well. I miss this show!

[@akaihana730]

What is it called

[@PizzaCatTheTall]

Golden girls

[@DavidKen878]

Dorothy? Dorothy Zbornak. The one who gave you the best years of her thighs.

[@xxsun_flowerxx3215]

This..this is the comment 😂

[@ladyyuna2000]

RIP Estelle Getty (Jul 25, 1923 - Jul 22, 2008) (age 84) Bea Arthur (May 13, 1922 - Apr 25, 2009)(age 86) Rue McClanahan (Feb 21, 1934 - Jun 03, 2010) (age 76) Betty Marion White Ludden (January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021)(aged 99)

[@anthonypoole6417]

I remember thinking back in 2010 I hope its not Betty next year, I was so pleased that it wasn't. I hope she reaches 100.

[@marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644]

anthony Poole ......she is on her way..she is 98.... lol

[@patrickgogan3517]

@@marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644 crazy how long shes been going thats a FULL life

[@llarmstrong783]

So Dorothy actress was older the actress that played her mother

[@marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644]

LL Armstrong ....Dorothy actress (Bea Arthur) played Sophia’s (Estelle Getty) daughter.....

[@jrewing1512]

Bea Arthur was just excellent. All of them are.

[@elgrigorio1]

May ALL 4 of these Wonderful Women Rest in Peace. I LOVE The Golden Girls, they are my go-to show for comfort.

[@sherryhook9066]

Me too.

[@IITTPPEEDD]

Same pinch

[@Crookedlystrait]

03:32-04:08 is one of my favorites. Dorothy: keep your bloomers on Scarlett I saw him first. Blanche: but he wants me I can feel it. Dorothy: let somebody else feel it. LMAO . Blanche was very good in that scene as well

[@astrangeone]

Best part is Blanche's, "What the fuck?" look at Dorothy. Seriously...she was seriously channeling the audience there.

[@junegiovanni6475]

Rose: I feel depressed. Blanche: Is this about Arnie? Dorothy: No Blanche she's upset because they keep changing the taste of coke . hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@musicaltheatergeek79]

Heck, I was pissed when they changed the formula in 1985, and I was 5.

[@AustinTXSlasher]

Definitely one of my favorite lines.

[@jasminerissanlovely]

the best line....besides when she told blanch "at least they didn't get your cocaine"...

[@Ch50304]

June giovani i love that line too.

[@crystalgrose]

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[@susanford2388]

They were all simply brilliant. No one was better than the other. Just a great ensemble cast. I think they complemented each other. Bravo them.

[@michelledavidson8190]

100% agree they were all great.

[@bigwillietheb]

I loved every character in their own special way Blanche was the sexy southern Bell , Dorthy was the sarcastic smart ass, Rose was the dim witt but had a kind heart & of course Sophia the wise cracking story teller

[@feliciamcdaneld2591]

I am honored to be considered the Dorothy of my circle of friends!

[@vonvonnie1785]

felicia mcdaneld I'm the rose...

[@flowerpower6216]

can I be in your circle?

[@gunsmastergirl]

I’m the Sophia in my circle

[@mackadoodless]

felicia mcdaneld Me too! Then the rest of them are Blanche 1, 2, 3, and 4.

[@nikhilsukumar23]

Wow that's great. You must be slaying like there's no tomorrow.

[@sevennycholle6062]

*WHO CARES, ROSE! DID YOU AND ARNIE HIT THE SHEETS OR NOT!!!* 😂👌

[@rysmith9433]

Blahahaha

[@Sbaxter1989]

The best.

[@iaincrombie1556]

The hand holding scene at 2:40 was the best.

[@sheksabubakar4604]

Iain Crombie Exactly i laughed so hard

[@loisannebarin6995]

Iain Crombie 100%

[@ms.independent8935]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 agreed!!!!!

[@ms.independent8935]

I absolutely love Dorothy!!!!!! She always can make me die of 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sarcasm was always on point!

[@jasonjuneau]

My favorite Dorothy scene is when she was getting aggravated when trying to explain to Rose what Spanish fly is. Rose: "How do they know it's Spanish?" Dorothy: "Because it wears a little sombrero!"

[@miyabimiyano9455]

Yes. I love that scene too. " It wears a litlle sombrero". Hahahahahaha.

[@geraldwarren6438]

"Keep your bloomers on SCARLET!" "Let someone else FEEL IT!" LOL! LOVE DOROTHY!!!!!

[@nr30199]

"Upon arrival give the passengers a lay she got confused" lol!!!

[@gilbertmartinez1504]

That's a "lei"...

[@nr30199]

@@gilbertmartinez1504 🤷‍♂️

[@60gregma]

That joke was also used on "Soap" Season 3 Episode 12 (same production company). "My wife decided we had to have new carpeting in the family room...guy came to lay the carpet....got a little confused about what he was there to lay". "Left me with 4 rolls of Bigelow shag, and took off with my wife".

[@Nay_Boogie]

Rose: “Why would she need a kidney” Dorothy: TO FEED THE CAT ROSE 😂😂🤣🤣

[@nataliewalker5644]

Naomi DeMonte awesome

[@joeb2588]

That's my favorite along with Sophia: "Big deal I stole a whole place set." Dorothy: Not now ma!"

[@brittanymartin6122]

Funny in a very grouchy way.

[@stephutech]

"if you don't feel like bowling, you don't have to" "oh good" "you just hold on to the ball and i'll throw you down the alley"

[@inkheart151]

🤣🤣🤣

[@aquariusrose5621]

The way she says it so calmly has me cracking up EVERY time 😂

[@jaimeivsuarezherrera4312]

The way she delivered those lines are epic hahahaha

[@msinvincible2000]

Dorothy is a legend!

[@calmdowngurl]

Yess

[@waves291]

As always, thanks for the laughs Bea Arthur.

[@XxBabyGurlLovexX]

1:05-1:18 lmao 😂😂 "What are you doing? She's sleeping!" "Just checking...you never know"

[@geraldwarren6438]

XxBabyGurlLovexX What episode was this one liner in?

[@imtolazyto7220]

Omg I do that to my friends when they sleep wow i am so proud I’m like dorthy

[@michellebaldwin29]

I think you should have included the time when she and Blanche wore the same dress,and Blanche asked since when does she care how she looks. Then Dorothy said she thinks it started when she climbed down from the bell tower and had her hump fixed. Lol. Hilarious. :) this is a good video though. Dorothy is my favorite. :)

[@LoganLavery]

You can find it 2:06 the following link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnjUpqCIbJ2rkJY

[@Heavenzvoice]

Michelle Baldwin yeah she uses the hump comment a few times in different episodes and I always got a great laugh. . She was so convincing one could actually imagine her with a hump. Lol

[@Jeng4280]

That was hilarious. I died laughing.

[@benleung6331]

@Michelle Baldwin I like the exchange after that even more Blanche: This dress looks sensational on me; people expect to see me in a sensational dress! Dorothy: And what do they expect to see me in, a yarmulke and a Hefty Bag? The writers of this show are just genius

[@dezeraejames5255]

I still say Dorothy looked better in that dress.

[@darkb4light06]

I never understood why Stan felt the need to introduce himself. As if no one knew him. Lol

[@lucas5665]

I think it's because people slam the door on him so often he needs to be sure they know that it is in fact him lol

[@samalvey8168]

Of course they recognised him, that's why they slammed the door.

[@JacobLink350]

3:08 "Who CARES Rose?! Did you and Arnie hit the sheets or not?!" And she was the one who told Blanche and Sophia not to bring that up. LOL

[@laurenmiddleton374]

Jacob Klassen v

[@laurenmiddleton374]

th Klassen

[@all4god116]

😭😭😭😭 the best!!

[@benniethornton9049]

The way Dorthy says her lines especially when she screams... Keeps me hollering 😂😂😂

[@laurenralph5968]

Yo Dorothy was a straight up thug 😂😂😂😂

[@cripplious]

lauren ralph Jewish Medea

[@Heavenzvoice]

lauren ralph she got it from her gangster mother Sophia. Loved when they accidentally ordered a 400$ bottle of wine when Dorothy found out what her illness was that was making her so lethargic and Sophia puts salt in the wine and yells out “swill” and the rest is history... they ended up getting their whole meal paid for!

[@CeliniacForLife]

Angelofmusic Wonder What episode was this?

[@Superman64GOTY]

@@CeliniacForLife it was a two-parter, I don't remember the name, but Dorothy has a mystery illness with symptoms but the tests all come back negative. Her doctors openly doubt her as she struggles to find an answer. Eventually she is diagnosed with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (also known as myalgic encephalomyleitis). The final scene of the second part is the girls celebrating in a fancy restaurant where they accidentally buy the wine. Dorothy also gets in a great monologue against one of her doctors she sees there and it's awesome.

[@brittanyscott5017]

@@Superman64GOTYit was called sick and tired

[@germainebell4833]

One of my favorite scenes is when Blanche's niece came to visit and Dorothy said "We enjoyed having you!" and Sophia said " So did half of Miami." I have loved this show since it came on the air back in 1985, when I was 11 years old.

[@Johnfromaustralia]

I love how Dorothy acts towards Stan, reminds me of my mum and dad after their devorce 🤣🤣🤣.

[@desertrose1226]

My mother and dad were the same. My mother was quite like Dorothy in looks and how she was too, sometimes.

[@Cv227a]

Bea's comedic timing was perfect. And the occasional dead stare into the camera was priceless😍😍😍

[@kiradavis9156]

Dorothy my favorite golden girl!

[@Heavenzvoice]

Kira Davis yeah... but it was always a toss up between Dorothy and Sophia. I liked them all but Dorothy and Sophia were so gangster. To be Jewish and play the Italian characters so well...

[@Christine-gb8cy]

me too

[@Sbaxter1989]

Mine too !!!

[@murieltainter5936]

Dorothy was my favorite. Loved the zingers.

[@steina1543]

"Rose, pick that up." *throws something for her to pick up* I should do that if someone is bothering me. Just throw something and ask them to pick it up

[@darlenerose7978]

Loved her! She was a hilarious actress. It makes me so sad all the real good ones are gone. Rip Bea

[@desertrose1226]

She was a beautiful classy woman and very funny. All the old Hollywood greats have gone we only have Betty White now.. and she is so old 😞….

[@goldenmaplearts1264]

I love the "to get ice cream or commit a felony" part

[@lenny10kcardsandgames2]

Where at?

[@haydenhensgen]

WHERE'S THE TIMESTAMP!??!

[@thishandlewasassassinated]

WHERE IS IT

[@RonWylie-gk5lc]

I forgot how sharp this show was, we were very fortunate in this era, we had this and Roseanne, American writing was fantastic

[@bigwillietheb]

hey don't forget Night Court

[@bobcarn]

All four of them were amazing in their roles. They were iconic. The show is timeless!

[@michalbobowski5914]

Bea Arthur was one of a kind she will always be remembered. 👍👍👍

[@Blaklyon0]

9th degree, blackbelt in savagery... they should of had her as an unlockable character in injustice 2.

[@sabrinar.purnell3869]

Yooooooo 🤣

[@michaelsternberg7320]

I loved the one where Dorothy said Stan was so dumb he couldn’t count to 21 with his pants on.

[@kevinjackson278]

Bea A. was great as Dorothy and Maude

[@kirbymarchbarcena]

The best one who makes sarcastic remarks...

[@elfie4748]

This show never gets old

[@kosmoboi]

She has the BEST timing and facial expressions. Classic. With those characteristics sometimes her funniest moments had no words.

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

The elderly flirting is sooo cuuute. 😄

[@geraldwarren6438]

Amy O They were sooo cute!

[@rlb224]

Here we are in 2020 and Dorothy is still a badass

[@legend_of_luis1739]

When she squeezed blanched hand 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PhoenixForceTravelAgency]

“Silly putty Rose!!!!” is still one of my favorite Dorothy lines!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@jameshetherington3571]

Bea Arthur is my spirit animal

[@ms.kim7493]

"Let somebody else feel it..." 😂

[@SandfieldBunny84]

Dorothy, my favorite actress.. Beautiful

[@QU33NJUREAKA]

“Who cares Rose?! Did you and Arnie hit the sheets or not?!”🤣🤣🤣

[@klingonreturns6536]

Right cuz we need the details🤣

[@QU33NJUREAKA]

@@klingonreturns6536 exactly

[@alysononoahu8702]

I just love it when she slammed the door in his face it cracks me up

[@michellerhodes9910]

Gosh that was such a good series. And the timing of them all.

[@lauraluffman6177]

RIP Ms. Bea Arthur you are truly missed 💓

[@mahhubbard]

One of the best actress’s in the world. Breaks my heart that only Betty White is left. To think they had to persuade do the show.

[@aliciamarquis9353]

Bea Arthur was phenomenal 💗my favorite character. And in Maude as well 😊 forever in hearts. Your sarcasm was out of this world 😊😚🤗😁😍

[@j0ellyfish]

I miss them all so much.

[@archiefunpuppy2429]

I love watching golden girls full episodes

[@ILoveJesusMySavior]

Finally a Dorothy compilation that doesn't include that time she got dog years and human years backwards. XD

[@katduncan8073]

Dorothy's my favorite.

[@pattibrooks1907]

Loved this show as it always makes me laugh smile

[@bluebeard6189]

I watch this show every week when I was a kid, I really do feel like I had four really cool grandmothers

[@MNY_TEMTv]

You just hold on to the ball, and I'll throw you down the alley...She was just 2 funny even 4 HER own good...NO lie

[@xpinkpixiedollx]

M0N3Y_TE4M1214 Tv 🤗❤️

[@beverlyhigh620]

RIP Bea Arthur, funny, talented and a US Marine Corps veteran

[@lharokol6386]

This is why I like Dorothy.

[@dannysimion]

Hahaha, Blanche should not hold hands with Dorothy. That gal can shuck oysters with those claws. lmao

[@biancab810]

I love this show always

[@terrencelamar4327]

“We cannot have a baby in this house my sister’s coming!” “Does she eat them?” That line delivery is perfectly funny

[@Celisar1]

Dear god, such fantastic actresses with impeccable timing and great „cooperation“ with each other (don’t know a better word in English).!

[@miyabimiyano9455]

Dorothy was my favorite caractere on Golden girls. So funny ! I love her sarcasm.

[@124Nightwing]

“If you don’t want to bowl, you don’t have to. Just hold onto the ball and I’ll throw you down the alley.” 😂

[@JeffmChicago]

Blanche - We can not have a baby in the houseDorothy - Why, does she eat them?

[@johnpickford4222]

I hope no one forgets her on Broadway in THE THREEPENNY OPERA, FIDDLER ON THE ROOF and of course as Vera in MAME with Angela Lansbury where They both won Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress Tony awards. Both ladies are great in “Bosom Buddies”.

[@edwardwilliams1772]

my favorite episode is when Blanche was dating a younger man and Dorothy said in what Blanche Dog years😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fungus5914]

that first note of the fucken song at the start. made me cry. G note hits different

[@ms.kim7493]

When she stepped on Rose's foot and kept a straight face! 😂😂😂! Straight savage! RIP Bea. We luv ya!!♥

[@lalalalalalwlla]

Did you notice she did not actually step on her foot? 😂

[@ms.kim7493]

@@lalalalalalwlla Yeses!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@desertrose1226]

@@lalalalalalwlla I’m glad she didn’t.

[@kaylabear4696]

Dorothy is an inspiration for sarcasm everywhere 😂😂😂

[@louiseemborong5852]

The door slam will always be iconic for me. 😂😂😂😂🚪🙄

[@theresaholguin699]

Dorothy was brutal she was terrified. Miss this show. Love all of the Girls ❤❤❤❤

[@francoase]

Dorothy was my favorite character loved her sarcasm and irony.

[@PureAloha78]

“I expressed myself. I told them they had to leave. They were too ugly to look at.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ultraboombean]

Dorothy looks so nice in pink 😍

[@abrildavalos8056]

Dorothy was my favorite loved her

[@danieldostermanntv]

On the Phone: ‘It’s DOROTHY! Dorothy Zbornak! The Woman who gave you the Best Years of Her Thighs!?!’ 😂😂😂

[@houfkitkatkit6085]

Dorothy was hilarious...😂😂rip bea

[@moodforever]

“ you are the smartest person in the world Rose ... Burger World “ - Lol I love Dorothy ❤️

[@fil-can4868]

Dorothy was the best of all. Rest in Peace, Beatrice Arthur.

[@mahmamia5100]

One of my favorites is when that live-in nurse for Sophia kept barging into their rooms without knocking, and Blanche and Rose relay their experiences with this... leading to: "WHAT THE HELL GOES ON AT NIGHT IN THIS HOUSE?!"

[@funone2312]

I liked her the best!

[@stephaniecota8662]

Blanch: he wants me i can feel it Dorothy: let someone else feel it.

[@countrybootsgirl]

I loved it when they slammed the door on Stan! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Shellz211]

She was the O.G. of shade and dragging people 😂😂😂😂

[@hennesseybarajas7066]

I want to be Sophia when I grow up

[@MrsKimberleyHill]

That door slam at 1:37😂😂😂

[@justagirlfromphoenix7105]

Kimberley Hill my favorite door slam lmao

[@xpinkpixiedollx]

Loved it 😂🤣

[@michaellovely6601]

I wonder how many times Dorothy slammed the door in Stan's face?